Commonwealth Edition
cara
having a wonk
i feel as though we should use this one even though the yank got there first by a matter of seconds tbqh. god save the queen
what's it like to ask a girl out lads?
>>52344346
>>52344346
>>52344346
>>52344346
this was first
>>52344393
>>52344405
This one was made first
>>52344405
>yank
>feels
Fuck off
>>52344393
this one was made earlier check thread times just wasnt x posted fast enuff
>>52344340
good man, i own slippers shaped like clogs
>>52344363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iOIggLxKNP
>dat accent
>>52344418
fair enough xx
>>52344292
real life isn't an anime
being "lighter" doesn't mean jack shit and bigger muscles does actually make you faster, more dexterious and your punches hit harder.
why do you think gymnasts are all swole as fuck? the only way it wouldn't apply is if you're fighting some roided out cow with tons of mean and no power.
>>52344405
>346 comes before 345
Fuck off yank.
>tfw no cute british boy to dress up like a girl and make suck my cock
>>52344405
FOY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m6pRWI8fDY
Lids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et8DsbDsO3g&feature=youtu.be&a
>>52344456
Cornwall
marina
a
r
i
n
a
>>52344456
that's so.. raven
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fu2gB1DwMx
>>52344456
>tfw when no twink bf to dress up as a girl and cuddle
>>52344445
>real life isn't an anime
:(
>>52344435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oCpMhJThyb
>>52344468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zI9DeUmft3 (actual smashing jam)
>>52344506
You sound sexy
Post tummy
It seems like pain and regret are your best friends
Cause everything you do leads to them
>>52344456
Like this?
what the fuck is the deal with twinks and traps and all this nonsense i like women with vaginas what is wrong with you people? the fucked up part about it all is you can't even admit you have a bit of gay inside you
>>52344509
I heard Trump is gonna make anime real. Not getting my hopes up though cause I've been burnt before on that promise.
>>52344531
TUNE
>>52344538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UBzlbNjYsp
>>52344555
desperation
>>52344435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08wnctmMABe
>>52344551
moar
>british """"""""""""""""news"""""""""""""""" outlets
>girls poop and pee
how the fuck do you deal with that fact?
>>52344594
You sound sexy
Post feet
>Do you have kik or anything that we can talk on ?
How do I reply lads?
>>52344551
man the guy looks like a beta too
>>52344531
Nice chune lad.
Ain't got nothing on his shit though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v8YragSIuI
You'll probably never take me back and I know this, yeah I know this, aw man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pot0Zts8aP
all rise for auld lang syne
>>52344626
by having them urinate directly into your mouth
>>52344626
I let them poop and pee on me
>>52344626
>girls poop
this is literally my fetish
>>52344641
>>52344634
Yeah it's ____________
>>52344629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fJnk9ofbXl
>>52344599
Still would ngl
>>52344657
same
>>52344641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kHNwjZI1oR
>>52344643
>>52344649
>>52344657
>>52344641
UTTER FUCKING BLASPHEMER!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OGMXUG9R35
>Dutch """""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""
As long someone looked like a girl and had a vagina I would be OK if they used to be a man
>>52344599
>doncaster
kek i'm 10 miles from these cunts might go post an angry letter through their door desu
>>52344694
not even gay but i'd rather she kept the willy because now they cut it off what makes her special? the amazing thing about her was that she looked very pretty even with a todger
wouldnt mind it slapping my belly while i bummed them desu
j-just a bit of ironic gayposting s-swear haha
looks like the americans took over your thread, commoners
>>52344707
You sound sexy
Post hands
>>52344707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3HZksQY1Y
i am LITERALLY masturbating as we speak lads
wattba
>>52344594
>>52344635
he dated her when she was still looking like a guy so he's not beta just a gay
>>52344567
one day...
>>52344777
>holland
based
fuck the provincials
>>52344707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XbRgLLe1CV
What happened to ron paul
If a girl doesn't text you even once over crimbo break that's a pretty sure sign she doesn't like you right?
>>52344707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00qOwoCLViy
think ive got a good grasp on this thread so far
test my knowledge, quiz me on the thread
>>52344797
have a snap of these bad boys in action
>>52344776
Are you thinking about me
>>52344737
Same
Any "male" that disagrees is just a closeted homosexual
>looks like a woman
>feels like a woman
>has 3 holes like a woman
??? What's the difference senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PQBie2eIK7
>>52344707
enjoy your (you)s lad
>>52344836
ALRI ALADIN LMAO
WHERES THE MAGIC CARPET LAD
ALRI ALI BABA?
>>52344853
you were always on my mind
>>52344854
Am I gay for feeling a bit disappointed she got the willy cut off?
>>52344599
>>52344551
>Feels his parents won't understand so doesn't tell them
>Tells the Mail instead
Good idea.
>>52344825
I'm from Californier lad
I'll marry you :3
>>52344629
Here you go wanker
>>52344776
Do a cum tribute to Ribena and post pics
>>52344772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WVhqNAuKWA
>>52344803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ssccefb5sq
>>52344825
LOOOOOL
now then you fucking pricks youve brought this upon yourselves a you right now or im crashing this epic with no random sandwich
>>52344871
No homo.
This maple nigger sounds sexier than that hickish Cali girl.
No offense :D.
>>52344897
Are those levi 511's?
also he actually did it the madman hahaha
>>52344897
bavaria is the superior cheap beer desu
>>52344888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04z2hzbDZLn
>>52344898
>Ribena
literally who
>>52344878
Only a bit gay la'
But I think I can get into it desu
>tfw traps are slowly becoming more attractive
What is happening to me?
>>52344919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MWNsVN7Qnh
>>52344900
going to cut these vocaroos up the "fuck" from the first one and the small "uhh" sound at the start of 2nd clip and dub them over a porno and wank to it thanks
>>52344897
My feet look exactly the same
Are we foot brothers?
>>52344919
wut m8, please
R8 my tits lads. Pls be kind
>>52344949
Happened to me too lad sometimes I would scroll past them going uhh fucking disgusting but a certain pic would catch my eye and my willy would throb, it never goes to total degeneracy though like im not wanking off to twinks or wotever
>>52344934
Pretty good ngl
>>52344938
The Walking Man
I don't know if his names Ribena or poleaboo or whatever, I'm shit at remembering /brit/ celebrity names desu
Reply To Me Please, Or You Are Gay!
>>52344897
>he actually did it!
The fucking madman!
>>52344900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rNsx8xxM1
>>52344970
I can tell, your accent is too flat to be born here. Or your from up North.
>>52344997
Ribena isn't the walketta man, mate, not even close
>>52344981
looks like that fan thing could blow you away
>>52344981
I wana fucc
>>52344981
Have a feeling I could knock you flying with a well placed punch to the solarplexus
>>52344981
Push them together so that they make cleavage and snap another pic xx
>>52344981
>Hairless nipples
Homos the lot of you, I fucking swear m8.
>>52344997
>ribena is the walking man
What
>>52344777
>>52344836
They're too fluffy but at least they're clogs. Hold on m8
>>52344920
No they're just some cheat beat up trousers
>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>52344997
>>52345019
licksi?
>>52345016
What the fuck, I was born in 951 and moved to 626 last year.
>>52345013
LOL
>>52344981
Small tits are nice tbqh
cant believe im being treated like a literal swede
>>52345048
>>52345035
>>52345019
Fuck sakes, how do you remember the names of all the faggots that blow through here so well?
Was it poleaboo then? I always though it was Ribena, I guess it's because his face is purple and it reminds me of the drink
>>52345022
>>52345024
>>52345025
>>52345030
>>52345031
the tits stuff was just b8 desu. i know my body looks great. stay mad
opinions on this screencap i took ages ago ?
can't remember what he was responding to though.
>>52345038
You are a pawn in my game
>>52345087
Yes, Poleaboo is Ribena, Lisicki is the walking man
>>52345087
Kevin
reply to this post if you are not pakistani
>>52345087
thailad.zz.mu/kev
>>52345122
(You)
>>52344897
Dutch la your toe nail..
>Bavaria cheapo
>not Dutch gold
>>52345109
Forgot pick
>>52345099
I like it. Reminds me of myself haha
>>52345122
>>52345065
>>52344912
all great posts x
@52345122
I'm an ordinary yorkshire lad
>>52345124
Where is Thailad neways?
wahey
gunna spend all these (you)s on the fruit machine
!52344912
@52345000
#52345065
$52345122
sent ;)
Black cloud over my bed
There’s no use trying to pretend
I’m losing myself again
I’m not feeling a hundred percent
Been thinking about what you said
>>52345124
Literally cannot understand half of what he's saying
>>52345122
im a fockin pole livin in yorkshire desu
>>52345166
He comes on at like 5am
>>52345100
roach
aphid
ant
you are my property
>>52345166
Still about, he posts around 6-8am most days I think
>>52345166
i believe he is in thailand x
>>52345048
Oh I thought the 626 lad was a.... lad.
Did I already ask if you were Asian?
>>52345183
You can't fool me
>>52345182
Cold out
*ahem*
Hey.
So tired...so tired.
On the other hand, I had - a nice dinner.
Look, all gone.
>>52345208
Yeah and I said no.
>>52345200
you remind me of this girl i talked to for a bit and every single message she sent me she ended with xx it was so hilarious
dont reply to this post if you aren't pakistani
>>52345200
>>52345208
thirsty bro
>>52345242
salaam aleikum
>>52345239
Oh ok, so same chic.
Well yeah, you don't have the valley-ish accent like everyone around me (including me).
hahhahah CHEEKY
>>52345182
spastic yank.
>>52345241
is she fit x
There's a reason some people want to be transnigger but nobody wants to be trans-paki, because being a paki is completely undesirable, even to headcase SJWs.
I wonder if I could guilt trip a trans-nigger into wanting to be trans-paki so they don't feel left out?
>>52345261
The fact that you think I sound like a hick is concerning.
Going to bed now lads
You degens should go to sleep as well desu x
>>52344836
R8 my clogs
>>52345288
Everyone is either a paki or a trans-paki mate, we are all Muslim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXOxAY4qv3I
ABSOLUTE
BANGER
>>52345299
You are a hick
>>52345284
she was and i kissed her but that was when i was holiday in england and then she kept trying to message me when i was back in australia and she wouldnt stop pestering me for like a month xx
lads
>>52345327
fuck off
>>52345288
you namefag too much m8 you're at risk of becoming a target
>>52345200
Cheeky cunt. Deserved it though.
me in centre frame
>>52345299
People are rude to girls on the internet as a rule m8 don't cry about it
>>52345315
looks like youve stuck your feet up the arses of 2 turtles and are wearing them as shoes
why pee on tree? do you poo in loo?
>>52345315
Are you pissing on your shoes? Plonker
>>52345322
>youaintnomuslimbruv
>we are all Muslim
Well which is it?
>>52345333
well rid of her then
talk to you again
bye x
>>52345208
I'm the 626 lad, not Asian, on phone though
>>52345364
Whichever is most convenient at the time and place. You know how black holes defy the laws of causality? Well really it would be more appropriate to call them holes of colour.
>>52345359
Where did you get this pic? delete this.
>>52345359
Alri
>>52345342
Don't be mardy, calm y'sen down
>>52345322
So what you're saying is that all the crimes committed in the world, were committed by Muslims?
well good morning
gibe some vocaroo requests lads
>>52345299
Just banter to get the real accent out. I'm too stoned right now to sound any less Californian desu.
But I do put on the news anchor-like accent for work.
>>52345418
Bit cauld oot.
>>52345418
H A T E I T
A
T
E
I
T
>>52345430
say 'eeh by gum' or 'put wood in'th oyle'
>>52345418
kev would actually be intimidating in this picture if he wasnt wearing glasses and had a rose tattood on his face like a hardman I used to know
>>52345430
roleplay a wog breaking into your house and bumming you, from the context youre calling 999
>mums making me go to therapy
REEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck off normies
>Walking my dog Pepe
>Hey there delilah starts playing
God damn I'm so FUCKING cringy at flirting
>>52345322
modern day hippy
>>52345327
do they talk about anything other than mohammed & being a muslim
>>52345418
Morning Kev
>>52345436
DUDE
>>52345455
>>52345451
14 degrees out lad. Had to take the hat off too warm.
do brits say "firty" instead of thirty
DUBLIN
OF ALL PLACES
>>52345359
I always poo in the loo except from that one time I shat on the potato plants, pissing on trees is just soothing desu
marina
>>52345502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08moDkrmxWD
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52345500
mornin davey
>>52345519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08lbsRzlIHo
>>52345536
[see attachment]
>>52345418
What is this kev meme?
If I remember correctly some Canadian first posted that image a week or so ago from a random tinder profile or some shit
>>52345459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQRI2q3UH5
Not sure what accent I was mean't to be doing in and not even sure what accent I attempted it in l m a o
>>52345468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aFp50hg7gv
When was the first kev/lisicki post made?
>>52345371
cya xxxx
>>52345480
t. delilah
>>52345495
Kawi weaves an intricate tale about the complexities in our ever evolving world and the trouble that being a Muslim might bring. He tells them to be be strong as Allah will save them.
He then goes on to say there's a conspiracy inolving George Bush, Illuminati, Jews and 9/11 whilst confirming that all Muslims need to stick together in these tough times. The song is basically modern day shakespeare, a contempory Dante Alighieri.
>>52345451
haha irish weather
sun is out though, hopefully itll warm upish
whats up with u? x
>>52345586
Way home from Dublin. Sixth time this week!
>>52345556
have you been here 5 minutes? daft lad
>>52345563
THATS SOME DEDICATION, is that rain I can hear in background or static? cozy
>>52345581
That statue got UGLY ass feet
>>52345563
eeh by gum put wood in'th oyle means oh my god shut the door
Yanks, from what I gather Britain presumes your next president to be Clinton 2 boogaloo.
I mean, this can't be true can it?
>>52345548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nx5qa75HjC
walking the dog
>>52345536
Not too bad init?
>13C
Why did kev only do 2 vlogs
>>52345267
>youve killed me scooter
there's an entire race of people who talk like this
>>52345563
believed every second of it, nice one family
>>52345621
Too busy meeting the president of the USA
>>52345640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEo7H9tqSM
What a fucking based film
Hypothesis:
have a while (small) pizza to myself like a pig
something like 1200 calories
or save it for tomorrow before work
Note: might make me feel sick eating something like that before work and generally give me a shit day.
drinking some beers
>>52345634
https://youtu.be/lK00U2WiIT8?t=10
good 2bh bit of variety didnt hurt nuffink
>>52345566
It was made on /eire/ I know the guy who found him
>>52345605
Cheers famo, nah its my laptop about to explode cos I'm watching a 1080p stream
Any more requests lads and bucks?
>>52345563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eoO5ih7UwT
this is what it sounds like when i say it
Business idea: make a song called bit cold out and mashup kev to a tune
>>52345603
dublin?
dublin of all places! hate it desu, hate driving around the m50
hate it
and that new mohiahnkajmotorway on the way up to dublin? so long! hate it
where are u now? x
>>52345673
agree, otto jespersen(the old guy) delivering the best norwegian actor performance of all time
>>52345703
So Kev actually is Irish after all?
Why's he say he's Welsh?
>>52345696
did he shag elsa a good two hours?
>>52345713
Are you the nice yorkshire poster who sometimes gay posts or are you the autistic one who hates me?
Nice to put a voice to the flag
I had a nice dinner
Gone
All gone
How to spot a normie
>they use emojis and x's unironically
>they have a profile on almost every social media platform, with 100+ followers on each
>they actually post selfies
>they follow any LAD accounts
>they listen almost exclusively to mainstream music
>they don't have any mental disorders
>they don't know what an SJW is
>they listen to LADhouse
eating some pizza
>>52345731
In Enfield service station now, go see if I can get some food x
Yu, lemme tell jchu sumthing mang, jchu sound like, like a fuckkin mang, mang! Wit BIG fukkin cojones mang!
>>52345762
Kev likes his food
>>52345741
Dunno, you'd have to ask him
probably going to kill myself if jennie doesn't text me over break lads
>>52345754
>>they don't have any mental disorders
is this something to be ashamed of?
>>52345762
decent decent
dunno what the rest of the day i'll do tbf, just see how it goes u kno
talk tye again
bye xx
>>52345751
>are you the autistic one who hates me?
I don't hate you, I enjoy your posting
>>52345696
>Frozen
>>52345735
That deep voice is my old uncles voice. I fucking loved him.
He would just say stuff and he could have been serious or trolling.
>>52345794
No, but normies typically don't have them that's why it's on the list. I tried to list shit that applies to practically all normies.
>>52345754
>not enjoying LADhouse
>>52345811
Theres defiantly a Yorkshire poster who hates me, calls me the autistic halo boy or something and doxes me at any given opportunity
guess you're not him though (-:
>posting your voice
So I guess we're basically just the reddit general now.
>>52345851
There are 4 Yorkshire posters now, hard to tell x
>>52345754
>they spam anime in a desperate attempt to fit in on the 'chon
>>52345851
theres about 6 yorkshires now desu gotten out of fukin control cant keep track
need town flags now desu need to go deeper
want girls feet in my mouth lads
>>52345846
my normie mate keeps sending me that kind of music and I just do something else for 2 minutes then go fuckin nice wee one that mate (a-ok emoji)
>>52345852
shut it abnormie
>>52345852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09EjDbxxkaw
>>52345852
>uses extra flags
>complains about vocaroo
alri
LOST:
one (1): Kev
Looks like (pic related)
If found:
Keep a distance
DON'T FEED
Ask if Irish or Welsh
Please contact /brit/ with details
lads
sister's qt m8 just came in to drop my sister off (who was passed out drunk)
i made her a cup of tea and had a chat with her in the kitchen for about 30mins and she gave me her number and i have no idea what to do with it
bit fucking mad haha
