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I'll come back when there's 50+ posts
>quickly put on BBC news channel
>it's 'Tomorrows papers'
>about the last Coal mine (of this type) closing down
>presenter asks female journalist to go through it
>Yes, well, my family are from near (this place), so it's very sad :(
>wake up
>engl*sh are still alive
>UK is still here
When will this nightmare come to an end?
>>52337230
It's Maggie's fault I tell thee
>>52336984
Is this a script?
>>52337248
gas yourself ahmed
>>52337298
No, he's a dedicated special person
Might rewatch the Sopranos lads
wew lads
janny's gonna do his NUT
Are Pamyu
>>52337465
You will NOT regret it
I've finally found my home.
willy is semi erect
considering a wank
init
posting from the toilet lads
im LITERALLY shit posting right now
haha
Lisicki's real visage revealed
>>52337230
stop watching tv
thats some dank shit mayn
I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OLOExgk_2o
p. cool tbqh lads.
>stop watching tv
mugi
doing yougov surveys
5000 points for 50 quid, got 275 so far
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35120259
>>52337709
took me 9 months to accumulate my first 5000 points
anybody ever watch the film cheif??
me and the gf
>>52337713
All me
lord of the rings is racist
>>52337747
which is which?
>>52337710
What a fucking waste.
>it smells
And? Just put a bit of spray on you lazy twats
>>52337759
why
>House floods literally every yeah
>"Hol up should we move somewhere where it doesn't flood"
>"Nah I'm good"
>>52337759
So am I
FUCK NIGGERS
>>52337793
Really? Jesus Christ
Glad Amy Winehouse died 2bh
Druggy slag cunt who just ripped off soul music
>>52337774
Poogi
>>52337783
the orcs look like niggers
>>52337787
floodplains be comfy senpai
t. dorset floodplain dweller
>hello everyone I do computer science
u guys like memes?
>Islam is a feminist religion
>>52337840
>Literally spending friday night ripping into dead people
nice one la'
>>52337230
it is sad. you don't need to be a corbynite miner strike protester to see that. it's a big part of our heritage at the very least
edgy cunt. die
>>52337838
Yep, proper racist. Look : Nigger, paki, kyke. Really really racist. Please tolerate my beliefs.
>Wizardchan is a Japanese-inspired image-based forum (imageboard) for male virgins to share their thoughts and discuss their interests and lifestyle as a virgin. The name of our website is inspired by the wizard meme, which refers to someone who has maintained his virginity past the age of 30. In contrast to other imageboards, Wizardchan is dedicated exclusively to people who have no sexual experience and may be NEET or hikikomori.
why haven't you joined yet?
Green tea desu
/brit/ is too fast to be enjoyable
ANYBODY LOOKIN 4 A GOOD TIME CALL 859405790
>>52337895
>corbynite
>miner
Corbynites live in Islington lad
hate michael moore the fat paki loving cunt
>hello everyone I am currently studying the tuba at the university of york
>I hope to get a job in a bank when I graduate
WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER
>>52337916
i'd probably hate them all
muh fucking dick
>>52337945
retard
>>52337840
Amy Winehouse was insanely talented and the female voice of the generation; She was easily one of the greatest singers ever and produced 2 masterpieces that dwarf any other artist's discography.
She doesn't only deserve to be in the 27 Club, she deserves to Headline it. She's way more talented then any bozo relic in that Club.
Fuck the haters.
RIP Amy
>>52337955
fuck sake.
not the point
if you can't see a parallels with corbyn's labour and the anti thatcher crowd even though corbyn literally says he wants to bring back the mines, then you are beyond hope.
anybody wanna see some nudes??
>>52337945
>kentucky
no thanks
/britfeel/ is so much more intelligent than this place.
>>52337808
who are you
haha my life is a joke
>>52337710
Yeah, it's not like they could spend that money on having public toilets. No, people piss in public as a hobby. Fucking retards.
>>52337840
You mean druggy slag cunt jew who just ripped off soul music
my nude body
>mummy and daddy said theyd pay for me to go into higher education so I went to University to improve my future career chances
>I am studying journalism and web design
>>52337895
I was referring more to the fact that the journalist mentioned how it was sad for her and her family, rather than sad in and of itself.
>>52338069
I'll never tell
everyone bring forth ur dankest memes
>>52337937
A gentle pace is too fast for you globules of lard.
>I work in a call centre and get off by sacking people who are late once a month
>>52338094
>public toilets
fuck off communist
>I will never, ever have a gf
I actually can't believe people listen to this music. It's so bad it's torturous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoTvgPn0rU
you commi fuck go succ urself
>I quit my job at JJB and am moving up in the world. I'm starting at Sports Direct.
>>52338155
there's still nothing wrong with that.
Unless you're also the kind of person who will going to berate me for being sad when my grandpa died even though thousands of syrians die every day
people are more attached to things closer to them
you're clutching at straws to fit in with the anti SJW crowd
there's so much to ridicule and you pick this. You're just terrible at this
>>52338208
nothing wrong with a good wank t b h
>>52338155
stfu m8 why are yo so mad
>>52338207
The Victorians considered the standard for a civilised society to be whether it has public toilets or not.
What they are doing is no different to going after flytippers after cancelling bin collections.
Would you consider this woman "fat'?
>>52338288
poland knows
poland understands
>>52338315
Yes.
>>52338315
no
I would die happy if she pitied me enough to let me stick my willy in her body
1445313977521.jpg
javascript:quote('52338315')
fuck yes
>>52338315
which one ?
Yorkie bar
Not 4 girls!
>>52338365
mmm ahh yes impressive
>>52338108
>>I am studying journalism and web design
Would you still be laughing after you discover that this person has managed to get a job as a journalist?
yea shes fat af
>>52338377
guess that means you lol
>>52338377
how many then?
unfunny yanks out
working the next 9 days straight, having a day off and then working the next 7 days
>>52338395
yes
>>52338432
>working christmas day
JUST
>>52337710
It splashes like an inch off the wall, it's not going to soak anyone lol
my powerpiss does that anyway its like 90 psi
Ave Caesar, lads!
>>52338432
The til at asda won't run itself lad
hello lads~
wish i could lay down and die desu unless i can find a way to live comfortably by sitting on my arse at home all day
>>52338528
a mirror
>>52338528
a mirror perhaps?
>>52338488
almost
workin at a depo that supplies produce to sainsbury's
it's mostly just supervision, don't actually have to do any grunt work thankfully
>tfw just remembered I have to work on Christmas day
>>52338606
rasheed
>>52338606
who works christmas day
My mommy has left me some money and says that I should buy some dinner for myself since she is going out and I have been eating nothing but grilled chicken for dinner for two weeks
I have not showered and I have masturbated twice today
I don't know what to do
got the spins a bit lads
weird because i don't feel particularly drunk
gonna remake this later with his arms out shielding the women
>>52338628
Santa
>>52338648
do a spin then
>>52338476
why?
>>52338606
me too
>tfw triple pay
>£27 per hour
volunteered to do a 14 hour shift
back o' the net
>>52338637
did the same thing not too long ago desu
>>52338620
I'm not a bloody rasheed I vote UKIP thanks
>>52338628
me
>>52338528
deep
>>52338661
>trainers
ira were just chavs with guns
>>52338682
are you the janitor?
>>52338665
mmmmmmmmmm no not a good idea
an experienced degenerate like you should know better desu
aree chaps
charli xcx here
ama
>>52338628
jesus
>are you the janitor?
>>52338732
I miss drunk walks home desu
would jump in bushes and stuff, do little spins in the middle of the road
>>52338672
don't even get paid extra fml
>>52338726
no I'm a care worker
>>52338682
are you a waiter??
>>52338772
would quite like to fall asleep in my bf (best friend)s front lawn again desu
>>52338777
>I'm a care worker
same thing, you both clean up shit from disabled
>>52338772
when i walked home i had to listen to my mate ranting about how he wanted to beat up my other mate
he was literally jealous of his success with girls desu so i was just like "mmmmmm yeh"
>>52338772
me and my mate were on the lash for 12+ hours and came out of our mates flat at 7 (didnt sleep) and just walked about the streets on a sunday like tramps (sunday morning coming down) we went into the gym and got fucked out then into a bar and got fucked out then into mcdees for a wrap hahahha
>>52338777
>care worker
is your name luke?
did they "fuck"?
>>52338814
>Last party before everyone goes to uni
>my and one of my mates goes to one, the other 2 to another
>decide at 1am I want to go to the other
>make the 40 minute to the guys house
>pass out on his neighbours lawn
>friends saw me when they went home at 4am
oh FUCK left the mini heater on
good job im not paying for electricity on haha
>me and my mate were on the lash for 12+ hours
>>52338849
no
>>52338828
old people not the disabled
all though I guess that's kinda the same thing
GIVE HIM ALL THE OSCARS
almost time for benzos
>>52336984
i saw her a couple hours ago at the star wars premiere, she was dressed as jabba and i was dressed as darth vader near her
>>52338942
Yeah, me.
>>52338942
Bullshit, Ritsu would never do that to me.
>>52338838
sounds a bit of a twat desu
>>52338844
drinking for 12 hours you madman
>>52338987
is it a good idea to buy benzos iyo?
>>52338942
I like Theresa May
What about her?
>>52338958
fake ralph wee lad
>>52338942
>tfw not had a crush on a girl in 5 years
>watching star wars
enjoy blinding your 3rd eye
>>52339016
who is ralph
>>52339041
Same here lad
>tfw you've mastered yourself
>>52339049
>not watching brie larsson, the american marion cotillard
>>52339003
>sounds a bit of a twat desu
nah not really the other guy is a bit of an egotist
he'll be fine in the morning
>>52339003
>drinking for 12 hours you madman
I'd had predrinks then went into town with my dad (6pm) and done a few lines of coke and about 4 pints then got barred entry from SPOONS for being too drunk, then when me nd daddio got home I went out again with my mate down to a local bar and spent a tenner on pints then stole drinks off tables like vodka and redbulls until 6am when the bar closed, then we went round to this old duffers flat who thought we were there to kill him no chance i was sleeping there hed cut our throats haha and he was giving us shots fs so got out of there at about 7am
>>52339009
Not at all
>>52338432
>worked the past 5 days
>working the next 6 days
>Crimbo day off
>back at work for 6 days
Retail has ruined Christmas for me. Just seeing all the kids running amok because lol2weeksoff made me so fucking salty it's unreal.
>>52336984
First, the WORST
>>52337012
Second, the BEST
>>52337100
Third, the NERD
>>52337171
Fourth, with breasts
>>52339012
Rorke
>>52339126
>>52339003
Forgot to say the next morning I couldn't stop shaking and my fingernails were blue which is 2 symptoms of alcohol poisoning desu I hope my liver is ok?
>>52336984
how do i get as skinny as her?
>>52339126
wait you did coke with your dad
smbh
>>52339168
im sure its fine but im not a doctor
>>52339193
calories out >calories in
Want a gf to buy sexy clothes for
>>52339193
>>52339208
Don't forget cocaine.
Copious amounts of cocaine!
>>52339209
ask your mum
>>52339204
>wait you did coke with your dad
nah he wasn't there it was my own supply lad
wot u fink I am a scum family?
>>52339235
ooh rek
>"smoking makes you thin"
might do a clean up lads hahahaha
yes hello, I work in a call centre
my name is abjab bhaskar indrani
>>52339243
you hear things about ireland mate you never know
>>52339275
fucking hell
>>52338991
>tfw In the behind the scenes k-on movie she fucks her first white lad
Me and the lads in Vegas last year
Need to do a poo desu
Farts are a bit smelly
>>52339275
*holds nose* mate that PONGS!! open a windy
>>52339275
>protein shaker
>>52339140
little bastards
gonna put some razor blades in some haribo starmix
thatll teach the fuckers
>>52339275
yeah, throw that macbook out first
>>52339275
you filthy animal
>>52339306
me on the left
>>52339275
>average animenonce
>>52339306
me on the right
>>52339306
really like the green suit with the cards on however i do concede that it is autistic
>>52339306
>6'2 master race
>>52339306
me in the middle
>me, british? nay, i'm cornish first and foremost.
>>52339275
Pls be fake
>>52339275
I thought they didn't have gatorade in the UK?
bought a new laptop lads
>mfw seeing a teen (literally 13/14) with giant knockers
Be honest lads, does this make me a nonce? I mean, I'm no Jimmy Saviller, but heck...
>>52339426
u thought wrong
fucks sake lads
>>52339449
>does this make me a nonce?
yes
>>52336963
very late
but very good edition
>>52339463
Fucks sake...
>I'm totally not just an Englishman with a different accent, I'm a Cornish/Welsh/Scottish/Irishman.
>>52339449
post pix
> it annoys me when people use fedoras with text on them but the text has nothing to do with the post
>>52339449
Now then now then, young lad.
How's about a bit of rumpy pumpy with an underage tart?
You'd like that wouldn't you?
>>52339475
fuarrrk
>>52339449
Nope. If they're developed, it's no different from liking a woman in her twenties.
Really really drunk lads
>>52339540
Good lad
>>52339540
good lad
flying from belfast to exeter tomorrow lads
ask me anything
>>52339522
would've been better if you used the nationalist one or similar
>>52339449
used to work in aldi few years back when I was in Uni, the manager was a literal pervert creeper
around 3pm he'd come out of his office and just sit on a till for like an hour so he could perve on the school girls
he'd even say shit like, "I love the summer time, all the school girls get their legs and tits out"
literal 40 year old fat man trying to chat up 14 year old girls
what's worse is he'd disappear about 4pm ish and he'd be gone for hours, just lock himself in his office
Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt
Turn around
stick it out
show the world you got a
Bubble butt Bubble butt Bubble butt
>>52339561
why exeter of all places?
>>52339540
might molest u while you sleep
lil qt
http://strawpoll.me/6304328
http://strawpoll.me/6304328
http://strawpoll.me/6304328
how true is this?
>>52339578
Ah shit, this is literally every guy at my place.
We all stand around rumbling the store just not really doing anything.
God working in a lad dominated place is GOAT
>>52339561
why you leaving glorious belfast 2bh :S
catholic?
Doing a poo
Ama
>>52339608
fucking lol manlet btfo
>>52339609
where do you work mate
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""glorious"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" belfast
OBLIVION ACCESS NOW
>>52339602
Fuck off u have a veard
pic of my gf when I visited her in asia x
>>52339654
TESCO
>>52339608
Not true, I'm about his height and if they tried any of that rubbish on me I'd stick my head up the skirts and defile them.
>>52339672
a veard?
>>52339674
quite good
>>52339686
Hair on the chin
>>52339677
>I'm about his heig
>>52339676
a superstore or an express
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>52339706
my mouth is warm and moist like a girls though
>I'd stick my head up the skirts and defile them.
Lock arff
>>52339722
Neither
EXTRA
X
T
R
A
>>52339591
my family lives in plymouth
>>52339611
nah lad the taigs are actually gonna be the majority in norniron soon, probs next generation we'll see a unified ireland
>>52339747
You sound like you don't know how to treat women, friendo.
>>52339741
Fuck off i wabba gitl
jingle jangle jewellery
>>52339770
w0t?
>>52339763
>>52339722
Not me, a superstore.
>>52339674
Here's a pic of my gf I took whilst we enjoyed a meal yesterday
She bears a slight resemblance to your gf ... I think it's a little odd don't you?
>You sound like you don't know how to treat women, friendo.
>>52339306
paki or sikh
>>52339819
haha yes that is quite interesting
I guess great minds think alike
here is another pic of my gf
>>52339811
what department
hoping to shag some slags this christmas lads
>>52339864
sanitation
>>52339864
Fresh
WHY ARE YOU QUIZZING ME!?!?
wish i wasn't at uni desu
>>52339802
With a vagina
>>52339864
Frozen
>>52339915
>>52339892
>>52339940
Produce master race
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." - Nigel Farage
wish I was at uni desu
>>52339953
>Produce
That's literally the worst fresh department doe.
>hurr look at me and my green shirt durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>52339915
part of ur out of work work evaluation
got to say ur doing not very well so far
>>52339967
or in Nige's case
without winning
>>52339983
>tfw already on my final warning
pls no lad,,,,plssss
>>52339849
im white british tBh
>>52339953
what you producing lad
I truly believe that Donald Trump is mankind's last hope.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/18/congress-votes-fund-nearly-300000-visas-muslim-migrants-one-year/
We just got fucked while everyone was wanking it to BLACKED IN SPACE IX.
listening to some music
its VERY groovin VERY rockin
not for NERDS and GEEKS like you lot
paha.........................nerds.........................
>>52340029
would shag Paul Ryan
>>52339978
you jelly of our shirts mate
Is the goals of the institute even explained in fallout 4? they just keep going on about research better future blah blah but how are they actually gonna do it and what are they gonna do in the wasteland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAeSkdtaeI
bet none of your retail lads are even allowed to touch the little bar scanning gun thing
real talk:
check out/customer service is the worst department
>>52339953
ayyyyyyyy produce lad
>tfw relatable produce occurence
am I right?
>>52340061
Nah mate, but at least you aren't the MFP lads
>haha look at me in my white shirt and striped apron AND I DON'T EVEN TOUCH RAW PRODUCT HAHA RNT I MAD???
>>52340099
cleaning is worst desu
>>52340029
vote a muslim into the whitehouse and then complain about him wanting more muslims
>>52340098
big man coming through, contain your jelly
do it every day, they infuriate me.
the ones in our store are old and slow
>>52340106
>>52339953
>mfw someone doesn't split red label from white label and keeps red label products out the fridge all day
>working in tesco
>>52340174
DO THE CHEEK TEST MATE
IS IT STILL COLD TO TOUCH ON YOUR CHEEK?
YES - PUT IT BACK ON THE SHELF
NO - DISPOSE OF IT
>working
>>52340098
>>52340169
They're the bane of my fucking existance. £600 on those shits and all Tesco get are some old shit that loses connection every 5 FUCKING MINUTES ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH
>
unironically thinking of buying a 4chan pass
>NO - KEEP IT ON THE CRITICAL CAGE FOR AN HOUR UNTIL IT'S COLD ENOUGH TO PUT ON THE SHELF
Fix'd
Ladder 49 is the absolute pinnacle of films released in the last 30 years.
>>52340159
>22
Like I fucking voted for that nigger.
My mom did take me to a Osama rally next to UCLA one time. Saw this live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSJ9QYv5os
will never forget.
>>52340174
>mfw "Produce department to the service desk"
>mfw no
>>52340098
>>52340169
>>52340217
always thought people who walk around with those things in stores looked like twats
>>52340254
very good choice
good carol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11GlNvi7hPY
http://wundergroundmusic.com/cecil-the-lion-found-alive-and-well-was-just-on-the-session/
bant
>>52340256
>Under the watchful eye of his mentor Captain Mike Kennedy, probationary firefighter Jack Morrison matures into a seasoned veteran at a Baltimore fire station. Jack has reached a crossroads, however, as the sacrifices he's made have put him in harm's way innumerable times and significantly impacted his relationship with his wife and kids.
He gets cucked doesn't he?
>doing midnight shift in produce
>other spaz finishes all the work and is out by 10
>spend 2 hours eating dates in the fridge
>$40p/h
>>52340276
>only person on department because it's late in the evening
>go on break
>get some food
>can anon please go to the service desk
>reluctantly go
>lol anon there's no one on bakery right now someone want their bread slicing and you know how to do it
>go and slice it, fucking fuming
>get in the bakery and the customer has fucked off
>mfw
>>52340370
Dunno, it always used to be on T.V. over here for some reason, just got reminded of it.
TbH it's not THAT bad
>>52340392
Wait, I thought that cat was angry and hissing. Oh well, basically I mad
feeling a bit low
>>52340380
must give you the shits surely
>>52340276
do this all the time
>find shit lying around the store
>mop and bucket left in a freezer
>loaf of bread discarded under a clothing rack
>baby milk power ditched next to the beer
>pick them up and take them to customer service
>their faces when
http://wundergroundmusic.com/tim-westwood-no-longer-the-only-cunt-in-england-dropping-bombs/
>>52340454
it certainly did lad
it certainly did
>>52340392
kekkers
still new so dont have any responsibility
lads what do you think of this tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAyvq4gFZ84
>tfw you turn the music off and you're confronted with the deafening silence of your own loneliness
>excuse me where are the eggs?
>right in front of you
>where?
>right there, you're looking right at them
>am I blind, I can't see
>RIGHT FUCKING THERE, LOOK I'M POINTING RIGHT AT THEM
>MY HAND IS LITERALLY ON THE FUCKING EGGS
open your eyes for fuck sake
Still too drunk pads
Has anyone ever gone from smoking a load of weed to basically none and then realise they fucking hate it when they come back to it?
I used to be a heavy smoker when i was a twat 18 year old but whenever i have it now it just gives me a headache and makes me feel, not quite depressed, but just lonely as fuck, it's weird
>>52340520
but it's just an illusion anon and you don't don't need anybody to eat breathe and exist.. and change things
>nevar forget
Is PG Tips authentic cuppa?
