tfw no charli gf edition
fuck off you fat cunt
>>52334386
wew lad
>>52334390
quality WAHEY from me
me on the left btw
always knew kpop posters were cunts
>>52334458
both died hahaha waheyyy
>>52334386
Charlies career has taken a turn for the worse I see!
The decadent Tory fascists will be destroyed
>>52334386
FUCK OFF YANK YOU DO NOT MAKE BRIT THREADS REEEEEEEE
>>52334494
it's been going downhill since Sucker tbqh
>>52334484
at least they have jobs, unlike animes weebs
would prefer a marina gf quite frankly
>>52334504
based
mugi
>>>/tv/63795341
Remind
>>52334311
Nah she just argued back at me. Which I don't consider acceptable behaviour but I'm not some insecure cunt who will sack someone over that.
She just didn't listen to any of my advice or the training I was going to give her, which is completely the wrong outlook to have.
I extended a guys probation and he apologised to me and said that he was really interested in getting all the training so he could pass his probation further down the line..
>>52334504
successfully ejaculated in my protein shaker
>mfw this thread
>>52334484
don't be mean la
>>52334565
excellent thread, just doubled the size of my soap slag folder
>>52334560
is a poohead lol
First for Margot
>>52334519
A period of 3 months at the start of your employment where your employer can terminate you for whatever reason they feel like.
After you pass probation and become a permanent staff member you can't just sack people for performance issues you have to show that you're training them to become better.
*grabs you by the throat*
>>52334640
That's a nice looking fridge.
How did you brother and nan die? :-:
if you don't mind me asking .
>>52334543
iktf
im pretty socially inept but managed to get promotions because I basically keep to myself and get on with the job. wouldn't say I'm friends with the other managers, however there are other people there that are really pally with the managers and never seem to get promotions.
Just had an argument with a guy on rainbow six siege about how shit man u is lads.
haha truuu
just done a masturbate
>>52334668
*gets erect*
>>52334577
private eye can be a bit bbc sometimes but its pretty good, worth a read
they take deeper look at things like rotten councils and actual shitty situations in nhs, government projects and stuff like that rather than pissing about like the daily papers
>>52334694
nothing more pointless than arguing about football or music
we should have a maximum wage desu
no one should earn more than 5 times what the lowest earner earns
>tfw no marina gf
>>52334683
me? my nan died not my bro la
https://github.com/jasonlau/jQuery-jlInsults
>>52334692
Wish it was like this at my company 2bh.
I spent a year trying to get promoted by being good at my job. Then I just started being pally with the bosses and got promoted in a few months.
>>52334668
mugi's too soft to be a bully desu
>>52334755
religion and politics are more pointless IMO
>>52334726
'back the fuck off?'
>>52334758
Then the bankers get bigger bonuses to compensate
>>52334668
>tfw mugi's out of a job because of the Tories closing coal mines
What's your deadlift max?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ZZSpSSm68
>>52334693
see this meme everywhere lately tbqh
>>52334838
fucking lol
>I'm a manager
FOTT (Fuck Off Tory Twat)
How often do you complain about bad service lads?
If anybody is ever rude to me in a shop or gives me bad service I will complain about it.
Anybody else? Don't mind anybody having a bad day but I can't stand people who are rude when they're meant to be there serving me
>>52334839
>tfw you just recycled a joke made an hour or two ago
if there's one thing I hate more than bankers it's their bloomin* bonuses!!
*EDIT: pardon my French
>>52334694
>Literally the most succesfull english football team in Existence
>shit
>>52334838
"alri"
*action"
"haha"
-anon
>>52334840
>>52334838
fapping to this
Kyary
how're the men?
>mfw the fire department wakes me up by ringing my doorbell, fire truck and all
>they were just bringing my grandma a christmas present
scared the shit out of me
>>52334692
kek I made the mistake of getting into the bad books of a deluded manager of the entire business with a massive persecution complex.
I don't even know what I did. I accepted every shift, even ones that were an hours notice that she had fucked up and not organised but I was still in the bad books. It just made me and a couple of other workers closer because we were in a similar situation so we'd laugh at her. Had a blast when she announced she was leaving and 3 of us weren't invited to the leaving party hahahaha
>>52334815
ban bankers bonuses then
why should bankers be rewarded for failure but cleaners and careworkers are motivated via threats?
>>52334877
christ teaches forgiveness, I never complain
>>52334934
fuck off you freak
Would you fuck a soft bodied negro?
>>52334911
fake
>>52334884
>tfw you get bantered so hard you can't help but reply
Classic roach behaviour, yes my little experiment, run through the maze, collect your reward
>>52334779
>a year
got made a team leader after 4 months then a manager after 12. there are people that have been there for like 3-4 years and haven't been promoted even though they're buddies with the managers/manager. I was told it's because they don't have the right attitude, even though they're good at their job.
>>52334854
wish someone would explain it to me desu i've no idea what it's supposed to be about
>I wanna be 4 again
:-;
>>52334963
bit rude
>>52334900
>most successful English football club
>not Southend United
>>52334838
don't know why she didn't bite it off desu
>>52334968
how bout this 'un
>>52334797
everything we do is pointless senpai
Ghali riddim lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUgIueh8Ppg
>>52334972
you need to either use new material or be nicer
stop being a bad person and be a good person
>>52334999
is that before or during the time your dad was touching you up
>>52334956
>I go to work and get money
>Choose to spend my money in places
>Have some shit who hates their job take it out on me.
>>52334967
Pump and dump ngl
>“30 Iraqi servicemen from the 55th brigade of the Iraqi Army have been killed and 20 injured after an airstrike carried out by US aviation in the town of Al-Naimiya, Fallujah province,” Hakim al-Zamili,
I see Yanks are getting confused over who the enemy are again.
>>52334967
no
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52334877
never 2bh, I will just never go back there.
>>52334838
>:
Wewlad
A mental image for the wankbank.
>>52334940
could probably tell you were taking the piss
>>52335059
before i knew about your stinky world!
Unironically me
>>52334967
I would for the same reason that a racist nigger would have no qualms fucking a white bitch.
He would get the better deal though.
>>52334973
That's awesome man, so what sort of responsibilities do managers at Wimpy have?
>>52335039
football isn't
>>52335035
better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMxoSLWUfk
no banter please i'm an american on holiday
>>52335035
wow so hardcore that was definitely worth it got a few pussies wet init
>>52334877
all the time haha complained about the housekeeper this week 2bh
>>52335028
SOUTHEND MENTIONED
>oi anon come 'ere an lick me minge anna give you a tugger you cheeky git WAAAGH
>>52335104
dunno what a wimpy is mate, I work in engineering, how about you?
how often should i masturbate to maximize my fertility?
>>52334967
forever
>>52335031
Because in all likelihood, the story is bullshit to get attention.
>>52335141
would ride
>>52335142
high test
JUST
>>52335081
>>52335087
gays not welcome, desu
>>52335150
3x a day
>>52335107
football's pretty pointless as well, but far less cringeworthy than arguing about music or politics
>>52334973
>got made a team leader after 4 months then a manager after 12
I keep hearing "Team Manager" and "Team Leader" used as different jobs. When in my experience a Team Manager and a Team Leader is interchangeable. What is the difference between the two?
I was a customer service adviser for a month, then I became a senior customer service adviser I did that for a year and then I became a Team Manager / Team Leader. I was told I could call myself either.
>>52335142
Thick desu
>>52335142
>>52335195
fuck off yank
>>52335092
the situation was like that movie the thing. I had no idea who she had in the good books and if you said something to the wrong person, she would be told and you'd almost certainly be fired if not just ignored for shifts until you quit. it was by accident like 2 months before she left that I cracked a joke about it in front of a girl who I work with and she agreed and said how much the manager hates her and we had a laugh.
it could be anything that made her mad. I think I might have just done something that wasn't how she likes it done, but is more efficient to do my way.
would you lads?
>>52334991
>>52335142
HIGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxFgSmR0i3A
good watch 2bh
Whew
Not looked at 4chan since September cos I was too busy living the normie life at uni, someone fill me in on all this Jap takeover shit please
POST MORE CHARLI
>>52335146
>dunno what a wimpy is
kids these days eh lads
>>52335241
Good god no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz26g3XkASk
have to get up at 5 for work tomorrow lads
>>52335280
no
>>52335247
i still don't know
where did it come from?
>>52335240
you always get two-faced little shits who pretend to be your mate, they'll even agree with you and slag other people off, then they go straight to that person and tell them everything.
little shits who just like to stir up trouble
alri lads
>>52335259
>a few Argentinians died at the hand of the bayonet in the Falklands
best part desu
>>52335273
Most of the anime spammers are normies trying to fit in
>>52335256
always having a laugh
>>52335308
I like the one with orange hair in the dark pants
>>52335325
get a job
>>52335280
>>52335312
appalling knees
got drunk 5 out of the last 7 days, am i an alcoholic lads?
Wew lads
So I started a job in Public Affairs and part of my job is to monitor national policy and try and influence it and meet with MPs or whatever to keep on good terms and lay out our argument
I don't work anywhere particularly insidious but I keep getting emails calling me lobbyist scum to the general email account
Do people unironically think this is lobbying?
I feel like people think we're a team of shadow lurkers threatening MPs to do our bidding but we just meet, have sandwiches and chat
>>52335310
>working weekends
eh
>>52335299
don't know they're born
>>52335299
anything else you want to get off your chest m8?
let it all out, you'll feel better
>>52335313
>he hasn't spent every waking minute on /int/ for the past two months
Uni holidays are great
>>52335355
i'm literally not allowed to
who /sosorry/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vHw17-zFa4
>>52335207
arguing about football is even more cringeworthy
>>52335370
delete this
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
>>52335365
more like this
>>52335378
zero-hours contract
>>52335388
my only comment was the one about wimpy not the lad youre trying to argue with haha
>>52335409
too much make-up / photoshop
>>52335409
scrunchy 2bh
>>52335373
Are you the guy from the north west who wanted a job with a Conservative MP?
https://youtu.be/VPFO6Sr0IjI
Autistic black guys
>>52335327
No, the best part was that a few yank marines muh heritaged and joined the argie side during the war before being killed by the British forces.
It was hushed up to not cause a diplomatic issue due to it being the cold war still.
>>52335401
if i saw a person doing this id spit at them
>>52335439
What dya do?
think I might be too old for /brit/, literally got no idea what any of you are on about
>>52335401
i imagine him spitting hot fire in this pic
>>52335467
work in a care home
Haven't been on in months lads. Please catch me up on the memes xx
>living further north than the midlands
>>52335423
fucking hell
>>52335439
*dole music starts playing*
And it's over the mountain and over the Main,
Through Gibraltar, to France and Spain.
Pit a feather tae your bonnet, and a kilt aboon your knee,
Enlist my bonnie laddie and come awa with me.
>>52335353
How can you tell what shade their pants are?
>he wouldn't fuck Amy Schumer
fag
>>52335392
i only use /brit/
now tell me
>>52335490
t. alberto barbosa
>>52335513
*comes awa meekly*
>>52335528
literally who
>>52335439
bottom of the barrel
>Tfw working tomorrow doing overtime
>tfw don't do any work because I've done my weekly workload and am literally just there to make other people work.
>>52335453
No and no
I fucking hate politics so this is fate's cruel way of making me hate my life.
I'm intrigued though, care to divulge more about what you were going to ask?
>>52335431
Unironically spent the last 3 months at uni not knowing the lyrics to that song despite hearing it literally every night
lel
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=7cufG2Dlxvk&video_start=63&audio=uxpDa-c-4Mc&audio_start=53
>>52335373
>and influence it
You are a lobbyist.
>>52335541
r00d
>>52335373
I wouldn't exactly call you a lobbyist, but if I saw you crossing the street I wouldn't stop my car
honestly i hate music with niggers singing
not even a racist just really dont like hearing them
>Literally pages of this
Is this some epic Google maymay
Anyone else wank to sex toy reviews?
Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>working late this evening
>pissed cause job is boring as fug and am nearly falling asleep half the time
>stop into papa johns on the way home for a pizza
>prep area is fucking chaos with a bunch of dopey teens and slavs rummaging around and tripping over eachother in the heat
>some knacker family comes in after me yelling and arguing with eachother over what to get
>bout 10 more of them waiting in the transit vans outside
>daddy knacker makes ridiculously long and arduous order for every single one of them, amid spontaneous breakaways to yell at the other knackers about whatever happened to just spring into his mind at that moment
>I can see the dickhead manager lurking in the back of the kitchen not bothering to come over and try to ease the pressure for the guy taking the order
>daddy knacker is still shouting his orders as my pizza is ready and I leave
fucking hell. sometimes you don't realize how good you have it!!
>>52335586
Yeah but nobody listens.
I live just outside of London and get the train into London and go to Westminster and they literally sit me there and say they'll do all they can, I say thanks, can you write it in a letter for my company and then I get paid
living the life of a freeter lads
>>52335656
I think it's some normie meme
>>52335528
>Obese
>Gopher cheeks
>Attention whore
>All around annoying
>Makes a routine out of non-mutilated dicks are nasty
>Kike
All around just awful.
>living further north than plymouth
watching reggie yates extreme uk
wogs are well homophobic lads
dont think we should tolerate intolerance desu
>>52335658
rofl
thought i was the only one
not for years though
>mfw someone says they're a student
>>52335323
nah this girl was safe. she came really close to quitting because the manager just tore her down for no reason and she was left close to tears. when I found out I knew I probably had an ally and the joke qas really harmless as a way to test the waters and see how she reacted. this girl was also not invited to her leaving party so it proved my suspicion right
>>52335701
yeah but
>those titties
>>52335672
holy fuck you literally a lobbyist
>>52335537
Australians bullied Portugal because why the fuck not
Hooked on this show lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9MOqsTWekc
>>52335373
how do i get a job doing this
always wanted to do evil desu
hows the pay
>>52335672
And what sort of deeds to you lobby politicians to do for you?
>>52335439
>zero-hours contract
ENGLAND
YES
>>52335373
are you the one that got that job with a car, laptop ipad etc
>>52335736
No I'm fucking not cunt.
I'm 25 years old, not some 40 year old grey suit and I literally just manage relationships with the company's interests
I don't lobby anybody. Fucking edgy cunt stop spamming my email
>>52335752
there's no context to the meme at all it's just pointless shitposting?
what does the pic of that black guy have to do with it lol
you have 10 seconds to explain why you're not our banging Christmas slags
>>52335792
pls don't bully
FUCKING NORMIES
>>52335560
>tell guy were running behind and he needs to work as fast as possible to make up lost time
>tell him I'll come and help him in like 20 minutes when I've finished doing some paperwork
>just sit in the office drinking tea and shitposting, occasionally stopping to talk about video games with other colleagues
>join guy like 10 minutes before he finishes
>say I had to do something urgent
>he's sweating like a paedo in a nursery, literally dripping wet
>says not to mention it because he enjoys a challenge
appreciate his attitude and hard work, guy isn't going to make it though, he's too soft, people will walk all over him, he'll get fed up and worn out and leave
>>52335759
you have the same taste in tv as my mum lad
>>52335825
me on the left
>>52335810
>I literally just manage relationships with the company's interests
Sounds like lobbying lad
hmm
>>52335528
take your average american woman to /cum/ mate
>>52335810
m8 what do you think a lobbyist is?
>>52335810
>I'm not a lobbyist!
>I just talk privately to politicians in an attempt to influence policy, that's all!
>>52335838
Lol really? We should get together some time XDDD
>>52335792
marry me so i can get a greencard senpai
literally got work at 6 (six) am
>>52335771
Pay is shit to start but really good, but every company gives you insane benefits and no day is the same, plus I really like having a job where my main aim is just to be nice to people.
Pay does rocket up though and there's loads of jobs going.
Not sure how you get a job doing it, I fucked around for years after uni and somehow got a job I definitely am not good enough for about 6-7 months ago
>>52335789
I don't lobby, but we ask them to consider us and our needs and try and ask them to favour us when legislation is being made.
As I say, we're not tobacco or anything evil
who /trade/ here
>>52335810
cunt
my fucking dick holy fuck
because
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>52335732
>>52335528
shamefully would impregnate her
>I'm not a lobbyist
>Hol up lemmie just lobby this politician
>>52335907
>I don't lobby
>we ask them to consider us and our needs and try and ask them to favour us when legislation is being made.
>>52335907
>I don't lobby, but we ask them to consider us and our needs and try and ask them to favour us when legislation is being made.
>>52335903
where you off too family?
>>52335825
I'm spotty as fuck atm
Need a haircut
Would rather play CS:GO
fully want to get with this qt asian girl at work lads what do
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
UK Reggae
Yes/No ?
haha guys i work
gotta go bed now because ive gotta get up early and sit in an office all day taking shit from depressed grumpy managers trapped by kids and wives and mortgages
isnt life great
love my job ahaha
>>52335903
where you work famalam?
>>52335980
work
Reggie Twates looks like a potato lol
pc started making weird noises so i kicked it
did the trick
>mum's job is literally to bribe government officials
>britpoop
>>52335930
defiantly your favourite gimmick
>>52336022
zzzzz
whats the job
>>52336034
>pooperland
How is Friday night going in the United Kingdom of David Cameron?
me and the gf
http://dvlaregistrations.direct.gov.uk/search/current-number-plates.html?prefix1=B&prefix2=B&numbers=16&letter1=G&letter2=U&letter3=Y&action=current&pricefrom=0&priceto=¤tmatches=84&searched=true&openoption=&language=en&prefix2.x=66&prefix2.y=16&super=B16+Guy&super_pricefrom=0&super_priceto=
Someone lend me a few quid haha
>>52335990
Rasheed.
>>52336050
how do you fuck this up
>>52336048
16th favourite, roughly
>>52335968
>>52335965
Lmao, you've been rused lads, I don't actually do it.
I saw two lads discussing it the other day in brit and knew playing stupid would get me some memes
One of them was asking the other one (who got all the free shit with his job) as he needed a job himself and had been offered one, but wasn't keen on it or something
Top bants
>>52335990
everything you do is pointless
>I work
>>52336028
take your fans out, clean them and put them back in. don't kick your pc.
>>52335990
Recite her a nasheed, rasheed
>>52336075
cant fool me with this double bluff
