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>not based David
m8
alri lads
maisie
>In December 2010 a pantomime Jones was starring in was cancelled.[8] Ticket sales were described as "very low".[9]
>He had intended to perform in stand up comedy at an hotel in the Costa del Sol, but this was cancelled in April 2011 after only five tickets were sold.[10]
>In May 2011 a planned pub gig near County Durham entitled "An Audience with Bruce Jones" was cancelled after no tickets were sold.
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING SATSUMA
>>63795505
JUST
>>63795505
JUST
/brit/tv, ahhhh yes
>>63795505
That's fucking sad. Didn't he die as well? Or am I thinking of the character
>>63795505
Let's face it though, who the fuck knows who he is? People know Les, but nobody gives a fuck about the actor
>In May 2013 Jones told "The Sun" that he is also working as a mechanic at a garage in North Wales for £120 a week.
Who /Eva/ here? Best chebs on the street
>>63795505
>Jones performed as Captain Hook and Mr Darling in Peter Pan at the Blackfriars Arts Centre, Boston, Lincolnshire over Christmas 2011.[13] He struggled with this role and was reported to have lost his voice; despite his alcoholism, he continued to drink throughout the run of the show.[14]
>In August 2009, Jones grabbed and repeatedly jerked the steering wheel of his car whilst his wife was driving it on the A55 in North Wales, causing it to swerve. On 19 March 2010 at Mold Crown Court, he pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and drink-driving.[21] His wife told the court that he had physically and emotionally abused her for years.[22] On 27 April 2010, the same court sentenced him to eight months imprisonment, suspended for 18 months.[23]
>Jones told The People newspaper in January 2009 that he had blown his £1 million fortune and has not received any offers of work since leaving Coronation Street, and owed £30,000 in taxes.[24] In September 2009 he was living alone in a caravan in North Wales.[25]
>In May 2010 it was reported that Jones has been made homeless after the bank repossessed his £500,000 Cheshire house in order to pay his large debts, and that he cannot afford to go into rehab for his chronic alcoholism.[26]
>In June 2012 Jones told the Daily Mirror that he has regularly contemplated suicide after losing both his homes. He has been warned by doctors that he will die soon if he does not stop drinking, but no longer cares.
>At the peak of his alcoholism he admits drinking 15 pints a day.[28] Although he only has fourteen pounds in his bank account, he admits that he continues to find money for alcohol.
>His wife has left him and moved to Wolverhampton to try to find work and build a new life.
>On 22 June 2012, Jones shared his life story with Debi Jones on the Holiday & Cruise Channel - Sky 284's flagship programme Cruising with the Stars.
>>63795713
>eva
>kylie
>steph
>carla for that milf appeal
Corrie has the best women in any soap imo
>>63795505
Man he is so fucking JUST
Loved him as a kid in Corrie. Les, Tyrone and Kirk were GOAT tier bro mance
>>63795816
>His wife has left him and moved to Wolverhampton to try to find work and build a new life.
lel
>>63795713
Who /Michelle/ she was a milf until recently.
>>63795887
Michelle is top tier
>you will never fuck michelle and carla simultaneously
My gf on the left
>>63795977
Y E S
E
S
Pretty sure I had a wank to her when she was on Waterloo Road
taking this thread in a new direction
who /lesbinims/ here
rip hottest same-sex soap relationship since Jasmine and Debbie
>>63796048
Oh my
>>63796048
>cockney slags
no
posting best corrie milf
s o a p
l
a
g
s
>>63796048
THIs
IS
A
CORONATION
STREET
THREAD
IF YOU THINK I WON'T REPORT YOU YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN
>>63796208
corrie's shit fám, it's just not believable that all those fit slags would live up north
Bethany though
>ywn as based as Steve
>taxi empire owner
>pub landlord
>knocked up most hated person on street
>gets to fuck Michelle
>bezzie mates with Dave Lister
>>63796316
tina o'brien hasn't aged in 10 years
literal perfection
>>63796347
Steve is the goat character, no joke
24/7 lad
>>63796048
BASED JACQUELINE
>>63796373
tip top slag
>>63796316
Bethany is perfection, imagine that tight cunt
Bruce Jones was on one of those Benefits shows they have on Channel Five. All I remember is that he got mad because he went in the job centre and the other doleys took the puss and called him Le's Battersby. I think he spent his time drinking with his hangers on and writing shitty fantasy novels.
>>63796497
really? fucking hell
what went wrong?
>>63796497
>He has been warned by doctors that he will die soon if he does not stop drinking, but no longer cares.
Christ...
>>63796576
He wrote that wikipedia page himself, it's a cry for help
>>63796557
Vanessa is so hot for her age
>>63796497
>In June 2015 Jones appeared in a documentary about celebrities who are now reliant on welfare. He was shown to be receiving JobSeeker's allowance and subsidies for rent payments
I wonder if the time he spent filming that counted as work for his JSA claim
>>63796568
I think she fell of a roof or something
>>63796568
Getting knocked up by some towie twat
>>63796515
He's basically spending the next few years waiting for his State Pension as he's never going to be able to work again.
I'm sure he said he tried working in a shop but had to leave because of all the Battersby banter.
This thread is fucking embarrassing to all Brits who post on here
Who /brit nostalgia/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q4yEQocS70
>>63796700
lolok
>>63796700
Fuck off, soap slag threads are a tradition around this time of year
>>63796700
If you don't watch at least one soap, you aren't truly British
Fuck off Rasheed
>>63796700
If you want to see embarrassing try lurking on Britfa.gs. The most active thread this week is about wetting the bed.
>>63796723
i've never heard that sound before
>>63796723
that video triggered me and reminded me I haven't had an online friend for 10 years
fucks sake
those tits
>>63796802
I S A Y
S
A
Y
Corrie waifu claimed. Post yours.
>>63796802
Is he dead in real life?
>>63796850
>Having to put up with that voice.
>>63796886
>not Audrey
>>63796568
https://youtu.be/y5i7t3ooMs4
>>63796850
The one and only
would you a Anna?
>Hollyoaks
Flick
>Eastenders
Movie
>Coronation Street
Film
>Emmerdale
Cinéma
>>63796943
Abso fucking lutely mate
I'd destroy that big MILFY arse
>>63796943
Yes, you seen those chebs?
>>63796943
In the shitter. I bet she's pure filth.
>>63797013
why does she stand like this
Who was the biggest cúck in corrie and why was it Ashley?
>Ashley and Maxine decide to have a baby and after months of trying, it is discovered that Ashley needs minor surgery. While he is in hospital overnight, Maxine gets drunk and has a one night stand with local doctor Matt Ramsden and subsequently becomes pregnant with his child. When Joshua is born in 2002, Maxine lets Ashley believe that he is the father and Ashley is named on the birth certificate. Maxine tells Ashley the truth and he is hurt and betrayed by her actions, but he forgives her and agrees to raise Joshua as his son and asks her never to reveal to anybody that he is not Joshua's biological father.
>>63797044
no reason
honest
Prime Tracy was best girl.
legs/10
>>63797066
wew I remember him
did he not go mental and kill someone in the end?
>>63797066
Oh man I remember that storyline as a kid, Ashley was sound
I wanted to be Peter Barlow
Daily reminder that David did nothing wrong
>wife and retard sister kills a drug dealer
>hides the body under gail's room
>works his arse off covering everything up
>ships his sister off the italy to keep her mouth shut
>his own wife thinks he chucked her under a car
>>63797092
we'll soon be entering milf tracy which is an exciting prospect
>>63797123
>I had that shirt a few years ago
Just end it
>>63797138
Tracy is already a milf m8, her kid is like 10
She'll be young granny mode in about 5 years
>>63797121
A derro alcoholic?
Tyrone is most based imo
>>63797123
how did he turn from dennis the menace into tony soprano
>>63797123
I met him when I was bowling with my mates a few years ago, got a photo with us and took a few of my mates chips the cheeky cunt.
>>63797123
>forgetting that Gail aborted one of his kids
David would make a good /tv/ poster.
>>63797105
Nah he died in the tram crash five years ago.His balls never dropped.
>>63796943
Like a dog on hot chips.
Google her at awards shows, she's Nigella tier milf materil when she's slagged up irl.
>>63797196
He's always been ruthless, now he has focus
He's the only one that can keep a secret like that
Would you?
>>63797016
Has she actually gotten her tits out?
>>63797257
I hope they turn him into the kingpin of Weatherfield next
will never have roxy/ronnie mitchell threesome
>>63797296
Nah, she's a weeb and a fucking liar
Craig is going to get his heart broken tbqh
>>63796048
Coronation street qts>Cockney munters
Eastenders have barely any good women other than the milf who played Tanya, the rest are meh tier
![article-1251445-084CA414000005DC-493_468x815[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w2Z5MZg.jpg "article-1251445-084CA414000005DC-493 468x815[1]")
beep beep out of the way best girl coming through
>>63797312
Take over the dead guys territory and supply the streets lmao
![Tanya%20Branning-Eastenders[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhDDny0.jpg "Tanya%20Branning-Eastenders[1]")
>>63797358
wow I forgot all about her, she's the undisputed GOAT
>>63797358
>Tanya
10/10 taste lad.
>>63797404
Would literally drink her bath water
WEW LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4zvyTkT2jU
>>63797430
>posting coal burners
>>63797357
Not Craigy, she can't hurt him ;__;
He's too pure of heart for this world
>>63797430
Just remembered how based john the teacher guy was banging her with fizz at home waiting for him
>>63797570
>she sees your dick
>>63797357
Why are there so many gingers on corrie who get qts and entire plots about them, is one of the writers a ginge who was bullied in school or something and this is his way of getting back?
>>63797570
>dat delicious arm fat
The definition of thick. Would smash till I cried.
Does anyone actually watch hollyoaks?
>>63797359
beep beep wanna race?
>>63797123
>That episode where Dave convinces Jason he's gay and locks him on the roof
>>63797570
Ian's bird Jane wasn't bad either. No tits and a big arse, bet she fucked like a rattlesnake.
OOF
>>63797656
Used to, I was repeating a year of college off-books and got pretty into it
Is Patrick dead yet?
>>63797656
Sometimes when I'm having my tea but it distracts me too much so I switch over to the news
>>63797656
Only students, and the kind of normie plebs who were convinced they were in Skins, desperately trying to cling to the lies of their lost youth
>tfw no Maddie
>>63797904
Woah, she's aged like 10 years
She looks bretty gud when she isn't playing a poorfag
>>63797904
do they nob in real life
>>63795341
http://www.corrie.tartydoris.com/gallery.htm
Some based britlad set up a site with screencaps of the qts on Corrie and other soaps
>>63797904
Sophie and sian >>> sophie and maddie
her daughter btw since Debbie Rush is 49
>>63798070
good site
>>63798188
>>63798070
>tartydoris.com
sorry I can't
>>63798188
>Curry & Rice 2.75
you avin a fuckin giggle?
Idk how no one has posted her yet. She is the GOAT
>2015
>still nothing compares to teenage Stacey in the slag phase
>>63798328
this
eastenders>hollyoaks>>>>>corrie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>emmerlel
>>63798350
>>63798309
Only watching Strictly because I saw her in it. Considered picking up Corrie or whatever she's from, then came to my senses and never bothered.
>>63798309
>>63798393
she's top-tier
>>63798309
>>63798350
not sure who this one is tbqh
>>63798070
welp, looks like it's all over for my dick
Just remembered emmerdale has Natalie Anderson
>>63798429
All I remember is she's off corrie and went with Chesney and had his baby
>>63798467
She left
>>63798421
Her gran actually watched her doing this
Imagine seeing your granddaiughter spread her legs like a cheap tart
>>63798553
Oh really? Last I saw she was getting abused by some teenage boy
>>63798553
we have Leyla though
>>63798622
good storyline that
>>63798610
To be fair she's from Liverpool, her gran's probably only in her mid 40s, she's not going to be too scandalised
>>63798421
Any gifs of her on strictly?
>>63798669
desu i'd rather have kerry
she seems like she'd be a laugh
>>63795771
HNNNGGG
>>63797404
>we will never see her tits
why even live
>>63798675
don't have any sadly
>>63798749
Her legs are god tier
>>63796316
I hate this soap but Bethany and her comments make me kek. Those three, literal boner when there on screen. Bethany's ass is fat too.
chebs tbqh
>>63798808
Bethany in school skirt is just diamonds
>>63796845
KEK
>>63798796
*walks towards you*
>>63796913
ahaha
I wish ITV would buy the rights to bo selecta and bring a new series
>>63798846
s-she's coming right at us lads
>tfw you will never give Cindy the dick ever again
>>63795376
David is the best soap character. Top antihero.
>>63797678
People complained to the BBC that she doesn't need a wheelchair and it's disrespectful. kek
>>63798796
Why are you walking towards the camera?
>>63798110
fuccckkkk she looks like the type who drinks at pubs where 20 year olds drink and would lick your savaloy
>Soaps
I thought /tv/ was bet-
>Brits
Never mind.
Kylie can you shut the door?
KYLIE CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>63798970
mimi keene is bae
>>63798841
fucking yes.
there was a shot of her the other week in tight jeans and her back to the camera. Her ass was so thick boiiiii
>>63799149
>his country doesn't have soap slag threads
I feel for you mate
>>63799179
if it was still on itv player someone could get it
>>63799090
>ey up chuck, 'ow about a go at me 'otpot out t'back?
>>63796048
I see it's one of those threads.
>>63796568
I just don't know...
![nikki-sanderson-and-jennifer-mercalfe-at-the-sun-bizarre-party-in-london_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YGqsp6R.jpg "nikki-sanderson-and-jennifer-mercalfe-at-the-sun-bizarre-party-in-london 3[1]")
>>63799278
>>63799196
Hot as fuck, imagine cumming over this
>>63799245
I literally have no idea how far back it was.
>>63799278
Hollyoaks has superior lassies on the whole, this is indisputable. Other soaps may have a couple better than Hollyoaks' best but in terms of mean slag attractivity Oaks wins every time.
what about the blonde bimbo who used to be in holby? digby tried to bone her but crashed a car
Liz was top MILF till Erica came.
Bethany's my favourite girl atm on corrie.
I'm not really sure what they are going to do for story lines though. There isn't really anyone else her age (she's supposed to be 14 I think).
Closest to her are Craig (16) and Faye (13).
Maybe they'll do a storyline about her and an older guy. I'm thinking Gary, because he has gone all fuck the world and shit.
>>63799398
I know the one you mean, pretty sure it was the second episode on wednesday. Definitely this week anyway.
>>63799420
The last time I watched it was when Gemma Atkinson was in it. Now she's gone full gym mode.
Brit /tv/ is best /tv/.
Jemma Merna was always my soapfu.
>>63799420
She recently got a lot hotter. I think she's lost weight or something but she looks fitter than before. Don't get me started on her mam, Doug you mucky bugger.
>>63799355
>
>>63799278
literally the worst character on any soap, ever.
>>63799460
Sounds like a storyline corrie would do desu
>>63799502
Cindy is fundamental /slag/core
the new McQueen family over the past year, each of them are so thick, there legs thigh and ass, it's amazing.
>ywn go full pete on cleo
>>63799581
M E L O N S
>>63796850
I loved her. I used to turn on CBC everyday after junior high just to watch her.
>>63799254
Top notch milf material
>forgot pic
>>63799638
>>63799710
>fangs
nah mate nah
>>63799710
I hate this fucking cunt so much. Could they seriously not find a better actress to play this character? She has the same blank expression ALL THE TIME.
MANDY
A
N
D
Y
>ywn blow your load on shabz's saree
>>63799710
Cleo is maximum qt, I don't even want to do filthy things to her, I just want to be with her and have a wonderful time, is that weird
Celine, on the other hand, I would defile in ways that would leave long-term emotional damage. Not to mention Porsche.
>>63799558
Is it just me or have the new writing team gotten very, I don't know, topical.
Like the story about Steph being a slag and taking pictures of herself. They made it out to be such a big deal. Also, I am pretty sure that before that Luke's friend was going to just have an affair with Steph.
I think they changed the Connors too. The lesbian one, I'm pretty sure the old writers were going to just have her as straight, but then they changed her to a lesbian married to an army cadet.
There is also the whole older women dating thing, Gary painted as a dick for not marrying Alliah after she cheated on him, Tyrone being a mong for some reason, David being the bad guy even though Kylie killed Callum, the whole abortion thing with Sarah.
I don't know. It didn't feel as obvious with the old writers.
>>63799825
the BBC propaganda machine claims another victim
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>63799890
>autism
Hannah Ashworth
>>63799892
um please don't sexualise my waifu
Them socks are so hot
>>63799856
nah I no what u mean, she is genuinely one of the most prettiest chicks I've ever seen.
Celine is the thickest of them, I think the camera dudes give us full body shots on purpose.
>>63799986
>>63799892
C
H
O
C
LATE CAKE
>>63799986
w2c his jacket
>>63800104
the school section of topman
>>63797066
Ha. Remember when he boxed the other butcher? Or was it the dads? Either way, that was funny.
>>63799825
>>63800142
fuck I need to stop drinking in my area and get out there more, it's only a an hour drive.
>>63800142
Ha, fucking Zaheer's face.
He is such a bad actor, even by soap standards.
That scene where he breaks the TV because Simon is pissing round.
>>63800043
>>63799986
more rare bethany
>>63799329
>Dem titties
She seriously needs to pose nude or do some porn
Ali bastian from Hollyoaks. I can't remember the name of her character though. I remember her character getting pregnant by the kid she was teaching.
>>63800142
kek Tina O'Brien just clinging on as if she's not a granny now
>>63800269
anyone else find tights super sexy?
>>63800470
holy shit you legend m8
She's a qt when she's not trying to be too much of a slag.
>>63800747
I found this too, lmao at the man tho
>>63800142
>when you find out your sister isn't marrying a ginge
>>63795816
All his problems stem from him finding the corpse of one of the Yorkshire Rippers victims. Poor sod was traumatised.
>>63800794
>that hair
>that arse
>that chub
I would deal crack if she fancied me for it
Jessica fox for me
>>63800917
same desu, someone should cum shop her face
trying to make a Georgia webm but it keeps going over 3mb x
>>63800917
She looks like she's been dealing her crack since she was 15.
>>63800775
P
R
E
N
A
N
T
>>63800704
absolutely, especially if their young and the tights have patterns on like pic
>>63801005
why does desu go to desu
>>63801023
>RTS
what did she mean by this
>>63801069
Real time strategy
>>63796208
Helen Flannagan is a coal burner but she's probably a right slag in the sack
>>63801039
She's an innocent flower m8
>>63801107
Unless you were packing a Pringles tube you wouldn't touch the sides.
>>63800689
BECCA
E
C
C
A
>>63801179
oh HER
>>63796208
That outfit is the best wow
anyone /in-sienna-ne/ here
muy crazyfu
>>63801269
wow, where you find this and post more
surely he had a chub on tbH
>>63801107
That's the least of her problems. Bitch ain't right in the head. Nice boobs though.
Emmerdale has always had the hottest waifus
>>63801269
Good god I wish there was some high-res armpit pics of her
>>63801179
That's the characters name ! I wonder if she still looks as good.
>>63801340
>>63801440
Her legs make me diamonds
>>63801260
lucky dodger
>>63801835
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
>>63801835
>>Tattoo
N-no
>>63801835
Why is sideboob the best boob angle?
>>63801835
Them thighs woaw
>>63802041
Don't hide ur fat ass bby
>>63802206
you're telling me, bloody hell
>>63802431
>steve
YES
>255 replies
>43 posters
Give up m8
Also Les Battersby did pornorgraphy if you dare look it up
>>63802836
are you looking for a hookin mate, right in the gabber
>>63802431
>>63802494
I need to make a Steve reactions folder
>>63802836
>average of 5 posts per poster
Not that bad m8
>>63802915
Lmfao this is great
>>63799636
qtest lauren
>>63802875
Buy my cheese m8, it's full fat with blue veins
>tfw no /brittv/
imagine the bantz
>>63802836
sorry that amerifats bloat this board with star wars threads, whilst us select britbongs want to share our, what you fats, call "le waifus".
>>63803457
>that slag tattoo
Didn't expect much from her, but she still managed to disappoint
Hollyoaks qt coming through, the whole storyline of the emo kid and this chick was brutal
>>63803624
my mate met her whilst in the marines, said she was a flirty slut.
What the fuck's going on hereniggers
>thread still up
noice
>>63804192
i would wank at her scenes in my front room at 1am
>>63804277
good lad
>>63796770
What in the actual fuck? I just had a quick browse..this does not represent us.
Also, soaps are awful. No exceptions.
>>63804354
whilst flicking over to bangbabes and babe station etc while the adverts came on
>>63804398
Soaps are good for cheeky wanks
>>63804451
what about if u watch them with ur mam at tea time.
>>63804675
Just some quality family time tbqh
There's nothing like pointing out plotholes in soaps with your mum
>>63804675
wanking over soaps is our family tradition
>>63804675
then you have to be extra stealthy about it
>>63804783
You should have said +1
Lads if you're on the dole and can't afford any board games this christmas try this instead, watch Doctors on mute with the rest of your family and try and figure out the nonsensical plot from only what you can see, or invent your own to fit their bizarre, highly unprofessional often criminally negligent antics
Top christmas game
was this the ep yous were talking about?
IDM can't find the file though
>>63804960
>"maybe I should get pregnant too"
>you will never get bethany pregnant
>>63797793
When is she coming back? Fuckers keep teasing it.
>>63804919
I stopped watching after the police bloke's wife got amnesia and started acting like a teenager
>people obsessing over bethany
>not the superior sarah lou
neck yourselves lads
>>63805184
>preferring a teenage mother over her nubile daughter
Pleb spotted
>>63805271
Deeply immoral
>>63805271
Ty based anon, hot af
>>63804960
oh shit.
no it wasn't but I didn't notice that happen, good find m8
>>63804960
poor gail
she had a hard life
new thread tomoz pls
>>63806334
aww yiss
>>63806334
Christ, that sideboob
I want Kylie to show Beth the secrets of pleasuring herself, and they can practice on each other
>>63806334
My nigga David copping a look
>>63806507
kylie is such a chav slut so sexy
>>63807248
>ywn fuck jon Paul up the Arsenal whilst he cries
night britbongs see u tomoz
>>63807248
Wew
>>63796316
>ywn fuck her in beth's uniform
>>63795505
I'm genuinely sad.
>>63797123
Remember when he offered to lie for Tracey in court if she fucked him?
>>63799501
hooly fuck memories.The only good one out of the rag tag slag family
>>63808297
There was a fresh pussy drought on the street for a while iirc
Who is the best soap cunny? And why is it based Peri?
>>63808806
top kek
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