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kin hell
>>52322317
/55ch/
imagine being a coal miner who has yet to retrain this late in the game
ordered a chinkies to start the weekend off right lads
maisie
>>52322317
Junky Joe, junky double J
>he lives
>>52322517
*tinkers
me rn
need to cum on an escorts face to gain a sense of power via sexual humilation
:P
>>52322548
you on holiday yet my boyo
am a qualified till operator now lads x
>>52322596
GOT TUH LUHVV DUH BANTUR
Wanked to this 16-22 times if I'm being fully honest
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>52322615
got work on monday then thats it
>>52322627
tills are good starter machines desu
I'm in the lords army
>>52322640
Why did I have to be born a pervert? fanny is always on my mind
CUZ WE'RE GONNA GO FLY TO THE MOON
wew lads
pissed
>>52322670
Strong since August of 2014
>>52322640
>gif
fuck off
GOING AS CHEWBACCA TO SEE STAR WARS EPISODE VII THE FORCE AWAKENS IN A FEW, RATE MY COSTUME LAAAAA'SSSSS
>>52322678
Chemical castration. Can't recommend it highly enough.
qt asian girl at work seems like she might be somewhat into me lads
>>52322414
>t. fag in his 20s who's never done a proper day's work in his life
t. fag in his 20s who's never done a proper day's work in his life too
>>52322675
nice one lad how you have off?
coming home myself soon cant really post here internets too shit
literally pressed up against the door to get a connection
mental
starmix frenzy edition tastes like literal toilet cleaner
all this anti-corby/labour propaganda is disgusting
you should be ashamed of yourselves
>>52322803
naff off
>>52322670
I've given up for this year la
>>52322729
I'm going as the black stormtrooper, literally just painted my face black like a golly wog and that's it. If any dares to say anything i'll scream racist at them in front of the audience.
>>52322790
drink toilet cleaner often do you m8 haha
>>52322678
good lad
>>52322821
fukin lamo
just got a fuckin pea bit for a tens of hash la
not fuckin on
gonna have a word with these turks
your all cheeky today
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/677912443360837636
Gonna post this really cute haruhi pic haha :D.
As you can see its very cute.
>>52322678
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>52322837
get bent pasta nigger
>>52322790
>starmix frenzy edition
sounds bit violent desu wouldn't give it to my gf's kids
>>52322873
BRITISH ARMY
>>52322866
is absolutely fukcing shit
>>52322893
IN THE NAME OF JESUS
>>52322803
I know, it's 2015!
It's the CURRENT YEAR and people are STILL anti-corbyn! The CURRENT YEAR!
>>52322827
yea lol
>>52322803
>people hate Corbyn
>press wants to sell newspapers so appeal to people's dislike of Corbyn
>????
>Profit
>>52322866
How can something a man has drawn be very cute 2bh
imagine your mate drew something and showed you it on a bit of paper would you go omg shes so cute? and take the page home to wank off to?
plz stop being delusional
>>52322905
>tfw allegiance to britain will die out in your life time
>>52322817
>>52322916
immature memesters who have had their frontal lobes removed at birth
you people will never understood the profound works of Das Kapital, and never will as you oxygen-stealers exist on this earth
>>52322874
not for long my retard, not for long
Dreaming about some tight american snatch desu lads
will 'literally' literally never ever have a fugging gf
fuck yo snapchat
>>52322977
>you people will never understood the profound works of Das Kapital, and never will as you oxygen-stealers exist on this earth
learn to write
>tfw don't have to pirate microsoft office anymore because i get it for free with my uni
feels weird
having to use ipad to post
this literally how bad things have got
>>52322977
simply epic trolling m8
>immature memesters who have had their frontal lobes removed at birth
>you people will never understood the profound works of Das Kapital, and never will as you oxygen-stealers exist on this earth
me on the left
>>52322990
What about some boisnatch
>>52322977
>you people will never understood the profound works of Das Kapital, and never will as you oxygen-stealers exist on this earth
got a rotator cuff injury
>>52323007
djkhaled305
>black eye Friday on /brit/
>>52323050
can you tuck your willie in between your legs?
>>52323057
how did she react to the dick pic
actually sitting on the floor next to the door
it beggars belief
>>52323107
I'm not aware of this t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
might meditate
>>52323126
utter madman
>>52323057
i hope she gets raped and i hope it's by me
I don't know why so many Scots praise the Scottish NHS when it's fucked over so many people including myself
Anyone else love Cromwell? Based leader who BTFO of the Irish and helped stop England looking like such a joke nation.
where is cara lads
>>52323126
Doesn't it feel really nice to sit in places in your house you don't normally sit? sit on the landing with legs dangling down the stairs, sit in your broom cupboard, sit in your room behind the door
C O Z Y
>>52323178
>including myself
wha happen la D:
>>52323178
Did they give you blood infected with hepatitis?
compensation over that fiasco is staggering
>>52323178
how do you fuck it over
A guy I really love on Instagram has put "classical liberal" in his bio and my heart just sank. Mate. What are u doing don't D ONT
>>52323202
no me arse is fucked
>>52323178
Never had a problem with it myself tb͜h. Except for mental health, where it's shit, but so is the entire NHS on that issue.
Lads in the samsung galaxy s6 a good phone?
>>52323178
good post
chatted to a few of the qts at my work today lads surprisingly easy to talk to 2bh x
>>52323187
>remove king
>try to become king
lost it a bit desu
When will they privatize the NHS?
>>52323103
No.
U know I was at work yesterday just walkin past the guy I fancy n a thought to masel "I'd sort oot your stock" kiLL me
>>52323252
FOAL
>>52323245
lg g4 is better la
>>52323245
>samsung
no
>not getting noticed by any girls in class
>not getting noticed by any girls in class
>not getting noticed by any girls in class
>not getting noticed by any girls in class
>not getting noticed by any girls in class
>>52323261
soon hopefully
bout time fatties and smokers had to pay for their actions
>>52323282
whats that mean senpai
>>52322821
fuck sake
>>52323290
fkin shite it is
>>52323311
>gif
fuck off
>>52323313
>thinking fag tax doesnt cover smoking related diseases and then some
Women are disproportionately attacked by men, domestic violence disproportionately affects women.
what kind of people browse /soc/?
>>52323313
Smokers already do.
cant use extra flags what a bastard and that
"WILLY!!!!! willy??????????WULLU!" roared harry
>>52323399
classic harry
Could u imagine falling in love with someone and finding out he a liberal. Dumped
>>52323392
I aint no muslim bruv
>>52323392
I would have thought a load of white people going "#wemuslimnow" without putting in any other effort would be an affront to muzzies desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da70K4f6Ep
just had a quick read through the thread and i do have to say its looking pretty problematic atm
we are one
we are the human race
no borders, no racism
SAY NO TO RACISM
>>52323507
yeah ik mate
no fucking (you)s to be had anywhere fella
>>52323392
reminder if social media didnt exist these retards would NEVER get attention
>>52323392
>#notallmuslims
>#youaintnomuslimbruv
>#weareallmuslim
Lefites are mental tbqh.
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/677887842262122496
>>52323437
>hating on the lib dems
>>52322955
b e n d e r
>>52323101
>black eye Friday
what?
>>52323535
#weareallmuslimapartfromisistheyarentmuslimtheydontrepresetislamatall
>>52323543
>lib dems
who?
>>52323543
>liking the tories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LlMiFYfZIg
fucking god tier
>>52323533
Scary how much social media has changed things. Without it, these cunts wouldn't be heard but with it, they practically have the power to change laws.
have to fuck off now kyary# why arent you responding to me reeeeee shit
see you in a bit my lads
actually you probs wont ha get fucked
>>52323576
saw one of them at a bus stop the other day
Anyone else have blank thoughts? I don't think about anything most of the time.
>>52323512
I LITERALLY have said no to racism.
I used to be racist (same with Atheist) but I saw the errorr of my ways.
God bless you all!
>>52323543
Lib dems are awful. Europhile wastes of space. Couldn't define how they're liberal or democratic even if they spent 20 year trying.
>>52323540
""""""He""""" looks 13 years old in his twitter pic
I might make a twitter account and spout this kind of shit to see how long I can go unnoticed or unchallenged by these weird SJWs and outed as a fake
wish girls didn't exist
>>52323605
yeah people sometimes ask me what i'm thinking about and it's literally nothing haha
Black sperm is dominating white wombs as we speak
1st day of /noFap/ and i'm already struggling ffs lads
>>52323655
i masturbate twice a month, learn to self-control
>>52323655
Not fapped in over a week.
Feeling p good desu
>>52323605
nah
always got something on my mind
#illridewithyou
>>52323578
In a bit, you wanker
>>52323639
le fox and le grapes
As someone who is disabled & broke, I see no reason why financially stable and able bodied people can't go vegan. Stop killing the planet.
>>52323651
>"what do you see yourself doing?"
blank thought - "I dunno"
>"what do you want to eat?"
blank thought - "whatever"
Even sat here, when I'm not reading posts in my head, it's blank
SPREAD IT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
DO IT LIKE I OWE YOU SOME MONEY
'Immigrants contribute to the economy so ofc we should respect them!' You should respect them regardless of whether they bring wealth or not
told my dog to fuck off and now he's upset :c
>>52323720
what does being disabled have to do with this
Had a weird dream lads.
>order transsexual prostitute
>prostitute is chrischan
>touch his cock on a sofa
>remember it being a micropenis
>his mate appears from nowhere
>he's fat and queer too
>end up not shagging chrischan and giving him and his mate a tenner each and then waving them off
Friendly reminder that landlords are literally sub-human scum
might do a poo
>>52323764
my dog always slinks out of the room when i swear (not even at her)
what a fucking wimp
>>52323788
>chris chan
wow he still exists desu?
>completely SHREK some guy in a 4chan argument
>go to take a piss
>start laughing about it
>pee all over my bathroom
worth it 2bh
SO WHA
YA GOT BARE FAMILY BACK AT YARD,
BUT YOUR GREAT GRANDAD WAS THE MAN WHO PUT HAM IN BIRMIN'
IF YA'A RASTA THATS CONCERNIN
>>52323802
mine was getting excited at something and knocked my headphones wire out my computer so i told him to fuck off and he quietened down and just lay on the ground looking sorry for himself
had to give him a stroke to say sorry
>>52323733
dat bump
Might go to the pub desu, clatter a few cunts
>>52323839
moron
cataloguing this whole thread for the police
>>52323714
rasheed
Got a toothache
what part of the UK has the ugliest girls on average?
>>52323881
>mfw i'm literally in training
>>52323926
kent
>>52323926
wherever your ancestors came from
>>52323926
norwich
>>52323926
kernow
these wenches don't deserve me
>>52323926
London
>>52323926
Blackpool, Blackburn, Burnley, Bolton, Wigan and Lancaster.
Who /lives in a muslim, slav and chav infested shithole here/
Anyone here actually ever had a gf? be honest lads
>>52323934
I bet you download illegal stuff
>>52323926
scotland
>>52323926
hull
>>52323470
Take a picture of yourself eating bacon and stamp that across it.
>>52324034
no
several bfs tho
>>52324028
no im not english
who's got a big dick then lads?
>>52324034
Me
j/k haha
>>52324034
I did la
Need some really happy, cheery, joyful, jovial music tbqh.
>>52324047
>Girls
>Scotland
>>52323926
the north in general
>>52324028
People in the north i hear, probably Birmingham, Yorkshire, Liverpool and other unlikely sounding places. Don't go there myself.
>>52324034
I have one now tbqh
RIP the deep coal mining industry. Finally Killed off by the Tories Dec 2015
>>52324077
listen to some christmas songs lad.
>>52324065
certainly not I haha
>>52324080
>what is s sara davidson
>>52324110
They just make me feel sad and lonely.
>>52324065
7 inches here
dont really consider it big though
>hungry
>looking forward to ordering a spicy chicken pizza
>not had one in years
>too anxious to phone for delivery
Oh no lads :(
>>52324115
a man in a skirt like all the rest of them
>>52324034
>coupling with the feminine jew
It's all a scam my lads
>>52324107
>coal
Literally a meme substance.
>>52324107
it was killed off by cheaper indian and chinese imports because they dont have to pay their workers an exorbiant wage
bravo to the tories for not subsidising an uncompetetive business
>>52324134
fuck off dean
>>52324096
Went on holiday once and some scousers tried to pimp their daughter out to me. They insisted she was 19, even though she looked about 14. Bit weird.
who /5inches/ here?
>>52324142
explain our babbies
>>52324077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s_TBiiDOag
>>52324175
>>52324177
it was a source of income for communities across England and the fucking tory scum destroyed those communities for political gain
fuck the tories and fuck any cunt who votes for them
>>52324204
too small (waves pinky around violently)
>>52324204
4.7
I round up to 5 though
>>52324212
Haha! Not heard that in an age. Top lad!
Whatever happened to Sir Jimmy Saville?
>>52324239
fuck off john
IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY
>wait all year for Christmas
>christmas comes
>it's shit
>>52324239
Now they can all get jobs in job centres and benefits offices giving out bennies to unemployed ex coal miners.
>>52324343
where the tory cunts make them do free labour for their benefits
Gas the """working""" classes tbqh
Not seen Thainonce about in a while now. He alive?
>>52324370
>working
>for money
>free
Top kek!
>>52324394
tory scum
wish I was elite enough to marry a jew queen
>>52324439
what money?
why do gays get mad they aren't allowed to donate blood
if they know they are clean why don't they just lie?
>>52324394
working class > pretentious middle class twats who do worthless degrees and have worthless made up jobs 2bh
>>52324453
spoiler that HOG
>>52324411
he still posts in the morning la
>>52324439
They're not working for money though the job centre pays them benefits then forces them to do free work for large corporations
Disgusting corrupt tories
>>52324485
What do you consider a "worthless made up job"
Got into arse stretching lately with a speculum. Stretched it about 4 inches the other night, anyone else into this? If so, what's your biggest gape?
>>52324520
Marketing executive
>>52324485
nah
the working class are smelly subhuman scum, gas em
>>52324135
DOne it lads!!!!
>>52324543
You can have your opinion on the effectiveness of marketing, but most companies will agree that it's necessary, and if the company is big enough you need someone to lead the marketing team.
bloody foreigners ey?
>>52324441
filthy communist
>>52324034
Nope.
I went on a date once but it might not count because she asked me out and we just watched a film.
>>52324543
great shout
>>52324505
>they are not working for money
>they are paid money and then forced to do free work
ah yes, the noble working classes
>>52324598
Marketing just convinces people to consume more crap they don't need
Advertising has been a replacement for our spirituality
>>52322788
I have everyday off until new year after monday
so are you at a airport or what happened to your internet
memes
>>52324239
>>52324370
>work hard selling wood
>get a lot of money because it's a dangerous job
>wood exports booming!
>china and india enter the wood game
>li ping, ding dong, panjeet and rasheed all cut down trees for cheaper
>the companies who employ them can therefore undercut you
>you get no more sales due to china and indias booming cheap wood
>MUH TORIES WHY DIDNT THEY FUND ME TO CHOP WOOD THEY ALL CORRUPT MUH TREES ITS ALL THEIR FAULT NO ONE ELSES I HATE CAPITALISM HOW CAN PEOPLE DO IT CHEAPER THAN ME ARGHHH
>>52324642
So how much is Tescos paying for their slave workforce?
GBC (great british cock)
made it up, feel free to use it when talking about girls from nationalities that find the British accent sexy
ANY LAST SUGGESTIONS FOR /BRIT/ film night get them in now lads
>wake up
>have a cheeky wank
>forget to clean up
>let cum dry in hands
>tfw crusty spunk hands
>new boss first day
>its a Milf (wew)
>shake her hand with crusty spunk hand
>mfw
>>52324642
it's below min-wage
>>52324677
Is it a made up job if it's effective at making money for the company? I don't like advertising either but it's legitimate.
5/10 bird on my course is def into me
I watched the new star wars yesterday lads, I don't see what the first order did wrong, they were led by some rather great lads.
Your poll has been created and is now available at http://strawpoll.me/6301377
Your poll has been created and is now available at http://strawpoll.me/6301377
>>52324713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wUs8X4fSc
:^)
>>52324723
By your definition, anyone working for an agency or as a contractor is doing free work;
>>52324520
HR
middle management
basically any job attainable because you have a degree in media/communications/art/literature or other faggotry that isnt STEM
meanwhile people who actually have a skilled trade are necessary and a credit to society.
>>52324737
สุสานกษัตริย์
>>52324737
the guard
>>52324758
post pics
>>52324741
below minimum wage to go with their paid for house and their paid for bills
>>52324737
nightcrawler
amelie
>>52324761
i was sad af when luke skywalker died 2bh, wasn't expecting it
>>52324741
And often lower management, who are salaried, work under minimum wage.
>>52324660
don't understand the point in putting these people down.
what do the tories stand to gain. ensure the people are stupid and poor and sure they'll be complacent but the economy will suck.
at this point cameron/osborne is acting like a medieval king. as long as the vllagers are enslaved, they're happy. but while they may be rich off of a poor working class.
They could be even richer off of a well off population.
>>52324786
theyre wank jobs for wankers but theyre hardly unnecessary
>>52324761
Hux was my favourite 2bh.
me n ur mum in bed lmao
>>52324805
don't have pics soz
>>52324827
ikr, I literally cried when R2D2 got destroyed by that tie fighter
>>52324737
schindlers list
the my little pony movie
>>52324776
No because they're being paid and employed in accordance with the law
>>52324857
Didn't know my mum shaved her head waheyyy
/brit/ film list
multiple choice lads
http://strawpoll.me/6301405
http://strawpoll.me/6301405
http://strawpoll.me/6301405
gf's daughter just gave me a black eye because it's a week before Christmas
what the hell??!? is this a new thing?
>>52324857
which one?
>>52324737
Do a romance film
>>52324775
What about Australian logos
>>52324892
They get experience to put on their CV which will help them find a job. It's not like people on bennies are being whipped into making a pyramid
>>52324786
>management isn't important
You may want to move to your commune.
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/03_1
Hnnnnnnngggg
>>52324892
you know this scheme was scrapped right?
On that damp and lonely..
>>52324916
nightcrawler is shit
you should watch True Romance if you haven't already. a young gabagool is in it
>>52324856
He was basically right, if darth silky locks [spoiler]hadn't fucked around they would've won[/spoiler]
>>52324916
>master in commander
>>52324916
:)
>>52324916
voting closing at 19:15
>>52324775
Australias way of tackling cheaper competitors was to make a greater point on Australian quality products ma
t. fruit and veg dept. manager, Morrisons
>>52324961
is this a virus???????
CHEWBACCA DIES
>>52324963
How much Tory propaganda have you swallowed?
Workfare slavery is still very much ongoing
The director of the new star wars movie seems to have a problem with whites. Could you imagine a white director of a major new film having said that something was too black and should be more white? Let's just say that he wouldn't be directing anything and would be ostracised completely from anything to do with film making. Yet it is deemed acceptable to state that something is 'too white', there is no moral outrage and no demands for him to be removed from his role as a film director. If somebody said that Hollywood is too Jewish, then you can imagine the outcry.
>>52324999
i just copied what people sent to me
>>52325001
it makes zero difference congrats you daft cunt
>>52325008
meant for >>52324952
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDOOR
>>52324996
1, 5, 2, 3, 4
>>52325028
>Not knowing real life cams
yeah senpai
All these fake star wars spoilers are top banter lads
>>52324916
Shite list
>>52325045
hard day at school dear?
> people are literally voting all of them
LISICKI KILLS KENTQT
hold on a sec
>>52325045
>watching yank films and tv shows
>>52325102
*holds u*
>>52324961
Flash version 10,1 or greater is required
Oh well
>>52325093
For a good 2 hours
GENERIC MOVIE SPOILER
>>52325080
shouldve made a suggestion you had many opportunities desu senpai
>>52325092
i reserve the right to choose what i want in the event of a draw
>>52325069
probably not visible in that picture but 3 and 4 are way fitter than 2
>>52325044
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dwp-scraps-mandatory-work-for-your-benefits-scheme-without-fanfare-a6750041.html
??
NEO IS THE ONE
THE BLACK GUY AND LUKE SKYWALKER ARE LONG LOST TWINS
TYLER DURDAN WAS A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME
Lads my cat fell from the third floor window sometime during the night
Didn't realise till the morning, she had some blood on her face
She seems fine but obviously stressed
Should I take her to the vet? Bear in mind they probably charge crazy prices
if you're white and you paid to watch the new star wars, you're a treasonous race traitor
if you dont have 3d google maps on where you live, it's pretty much irrelevant tbqh
SNAP KILLS DUMBLEDALF :PP
TARS SET GABAGOOL TO 4D3D3D3
>>52325008
You can't really do that with coal, coal is coal is coal.
I BROKE THE DAM
>>52325132
excellent post
>>52325149
The work programme can still send people to do any work "experience" they see fit
>>52325171
yes you mauron
>>52325142
I'll accept you're probably right about 3 but not with 4.
>>52324961
She went under the covers lads!
KEL PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA
THE JEW GIVES THE ALIENS A COLD
HOLY FUCK I'M SO HIGH
*passes u the bong*
>>52325207
you only get assigned to the work programme if you're unemployed for a year though?
>>52325209
Lad it isn't the nhs, the vet charges for everything
>>52325207
the recipients are still free to say 'no thanks'
>>52325246
haha weed haha
>>52325171
its cheaper to just put it down yourself, i drowned mine in a sink when it was lame. Just drown it or hit it over the head really hard.
Just think about all those normies in the cinema now, watching star wars, tweeting selfies about it, saying it's the most amazing thing ever.
moving back on sunday after more than three years, how shit has it gotten?
>>52325260
I'm well aware of that because I;m not cruel to my pets
cheap cunt
>>52325220
2 in the middle
>>52325274
me on left
>>52325209
do you not have insurance?
>>52325274
Photo taken at the precise moment Ahmed exploded himself
just had a very vivid dream about me living the normie lifestyle
then i woke up and realised i'm sleeping on a friday evening and have nothing to do other than /brit/post
Just did a wank and a nap. Feeling really good.
>>52325274
She's alright. It's her teeth that put me off her originally. She's got a pretty face though.
>>52325298
Literal paki
>>52325258
>>52325263
How are you so utterly naive?
People can be sent on these workfare slave schemes at the drop of a hat and they'll get sanctioned if they say no
digits
hahaha I'm ross naaaauuuble hahahahaha
*does some whacky random shit*
dont eat gabagool gramma, it's nothing but fat and nitrates
>>52325378
ye i get you
>>52325274
>dat chin
It's like American dad
>>52325329
>orange skin
>blonde hair
>>52325394
remove cowtits la
>>52325398
GABAGOOLL? OVER EEER
>>52325388
>arguing with tory scum
>>52325388
how do you know
>>52324996
>skiers
Sorry I only like snowboarders.
>>52325395
Kangaroos like
Emus like
Moh-ta bike like
>>52325388
I didn't get sanctioned when I said no.
>>52325442
shut up bobby sands
>>52325428
remove that munter haein
>>52325479
u on the work programme? what do they do on it?
LEELOO IS THE 5TH ELEMENT
>>52325421
It's like you've never seen a bimbo before bruv
Top 2 vote
you only have 1 vote lads, make it count
http://strawpoll.me/6301528
http://strawpoll.me/6301528
http://strawpoll.me/6301528
>x-factor single debuts in the charts at number 9
>stormzy re-enters the chart at number 8
simon cowell BTFO
want 2 fuck alex jones
>>52325447
>>52325479
I know plenty of people who have been forced into doing full time work on these workfare slave scams, people who have lost their jobs because of the Tory years and the clueless tosspots that vote for them
>>52325564
She's a vapid whore m8
>>52325570
what do we do about it though?
IDS is a wanker
>>52325564
I'm alex jones it's all gone wrong for me
if u wnt 2c 2moro
stop texting and driving
>>52325564
whatever floats your boat
>She's a vapid whore m8
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
nothing sadder than an anti-white white
>>52325570
Right because nothing horrible has ever happened due to Labour? Get over yourself you biased moron.
Got absolutely no snacks in whatsoever. Suffering.
>>52325673
>>52325673
i'd laugh so hard at these cunts if i saw them
>>52325671
good post
>>52324996
>tfw no qt skier gf with giant calves
>>52325673
Sadder than ur mum begging me for me dik lmao
>>52325700
not even crisps
>>52325609
Revolution. Throw out the Tory cunts
>>52325699
>workfare slavery is OK because muh Labour
What? Like literally what does this even fucking mean? Is it meant to be some kind of argument or point?
>>52325703
reeeee
>>52325739
Not even. My mum stopped buying in any snacks as part of her campaign to force me to move out.
Might have a bowl of soup later just for something savoury. Don't even have bread.
getting a bit nervous k-on is going to win lads
>>52325763
calm it ed
>>52325700
>this close to crimbo
>no snacks
Malcolm in the middle is funny desu lads
>>52325703
That is objectively wrong
fuck all u cunts
not really, just lashing out wildly to feel better
>>52325825
We have mince pies (just had one there) but they're too sweet. Fancy something savory like cheese and crackers.
>>52325825
have to have big pile of snacks in to stop me eating stuff i bought for other people desu
>>52325825
This. Surely a box of quality street somewhere
>>52325763
>Revolution. Throw out the Tory cunts
WEW
>>52325866
>only buying sweet food at crimbo
You should have plenty of snacks and picky stuff for picky teas.
Got my sister 6 months of Netflix for her Birthday
>>52325883
quality street are literally lowest tier
roses and after eights senpai
ane hole starting to pucker again
He (the Prophet) lift up his (al Hassan’s) shirt and kissed his (little) penis..”
روى أنه صلى الله عليه و سلم قبل زبيبة الحسن أو الحسين
He (the prophet) kissed the (little) penis of al Hassan or al Husein
رأيت النبي صلى الله عليه و سلم فرج ما بين فخذي الحسين و قبل زبيبته
He (the prophet) put Husein’s legs apart and kissed his (little) penis
>>52325958
And I'll give her 6 months of 'chill' ;^)
>>52325763
>VIVE LA REVOLUCION
>DOWN WITH THE PEOPLE THAT GET US WORK EXPERIENCE WHEN ALL WE REALLY WANT IS FREE MONEY
Sorry mate, forgot you think the government has got unlimited money
>>52325958
#netflixandchill
>>52325975
kek, damn autocorrect
>>52325950
Like I said, my mum doesn't buy snacks in anymore as part of a campaign to force me to move out. Also she doesn't need them for guests because no one comes round to the house because it reeks of stale dog shit and urine.
>>52325958
i got your sister 6 months pregnant
>>52325975
Redpilled as fuck
>>52322785
t. fag in his 20s who has no employment prospect because thatcher killed industry mean these 400 coal miners losing their jobs have better chance than me because they have employment history savings and pensions
>>52326031
Why does your house reek of stale dog shit and urine?
How can a dog shit go stale anyway?
>>52325961
>quality street are literally lowest tier
get out
>>52326031
If your house reeks of stale dog shit and urine why don't you just move out?
>>52325992
>the government hasn't got unlimited money so we need to have workfare slavery
Fucking mong
>british people are immigrants because vikings
>happened 1200 (ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED) years ago
amazing that people complain about not being able to work down some fucking mine and dying at 50 from respiratory problems
>>52326064
Because my mum adopted a dog even though she's unfit to a take care of a house plant. She just lets the dog shit and piss inside.
>>52325961
quality street and roses are both shite
give me celebrations or heroes any day
>>52326055
>I want clean renewable energy but I also want all the coal mines still open
Lefty logic
>>52326065
>strawberry flavoured stuff normally tastes fucking vile
>strawberry quality street is GOAT
cumma cumma cumma cuma cumma come on me
>>52326055
>blaming thatcher
awww babs, did the second greatest leader the world has ever seen destroy jobs you wouldn't have worked in
>>52326096
Don't have a job la'. Or a degree, or mates for cronyism, or family avenues for nepotism. Might kill myself though, that's one way out that is available.
>>52325992
mate, if they taxed big businesses they'd make a fortune
easier to blame the poor though
>>52326130
That's disgusting, is your mum mentally ill or something?
fucking sick of hearing tory sociopathic apologists.
>>52326112
No we just import more immigrants
t. David Cameron
>>52326154
>>52326133
>no strong industrial workforce to pay my benes
damn right I'm mad
>>52326182
Yeah probably.
>>52326112
You do realise welfare is not a human right? You're not born entitled to it. You're best off moving to a different country or voting for another party. Unfortunately for you Conservatives biggest rival has scuppered their chances with Corbyn. So I guess... back off to your slave labour you melodramatic cunt
>>52326171
Just find an apprenticeship or something
Already done one poo today but now I need another. Bloody hell lmao. ladsssssssssssss
Alright its the decider lads
what film will get streamed?
http://strawpoll.me/6301684
http://strawpoll.me/6301684
I emailed my MP in August to ask if he think it is okay that job centres force people to take unpaid work for the equivalent of less than a pound an hour or face having their money cut.
I was told he'd get back to me soon, he never did, so I phoned and asked again a few weeks ago and they said they'd 'lost' my email, so I resent it and his assistant once again told me she'd ask him and get back to me, and still hasn't
Can your MP refuse to answer your enquiries?
>>52326180
We have the highest corporation tax in Europe imbecile.
i leech off the system because the government only serves the elite
wagecucks lmao
>>52326218
had about 5 meals+ crunchy granola breakfasts, chip shop lunches and snacks in between and still don't need a poo
>>52326211
I'm afraid of the outside world m8, not gonna lie. Been cooped up in this house, NEET, for years now. I'm in too deep. The prospect of even phoning someone up is extremely daunting to me to the point where I won't even do it. I don't answer the house phone or the doorbell if it rings.
>>52326252
We have the lowest
>>52326218
I'm shitting five times a day+ atm. Told my doctor and have had blood tests to do, hope I don't have bowel cancer desu. No blood or pain though.
>>52326199
>strong
>implying it wasn't rotten to the core
the mines shut down because as a nation we've lost our work ethic
>>52326243
Boycotting if K-On wins
>>52326250
>literally complaining about getting free money
flush yourself
>>52326252
>corporation tax
there are plenty of loopholes around it and the government doesn't do anything about it because
>>52326300
fair enough desu
>>52326209
Oh but free slave labour for corporations is a human right? Fucking cunt
>>52326250
blow this out of proportion so it reaches the papers m8. this is my best chance at doxxing you
>>52326243
>movie
Fuck off yank
>>52326300
I don't even like K-on, but I voted for it anyway just to fuck with you guys.
i'll drink to that
just done a poo
anyone wanna go in and have a sniff?
>>52326312
It's not free if they force you to work for it in Poundland for what is the equivalent of less than minimum wage, you thick cunt
>>52326284
>>52326289
Might have an intolerance or something desu
>>52326312
t. hard worker who only posts on 4chan in 10 minute breaks for every 3 hours worked
>>52326280
See a doctor and get a therapist, worked for me, granted the NHS fucked up and forgot to tell me he died of cancer and I almost killed myself because no support haha but it worked and I managed to get my life together
>>52326347
sorry?
>>52326403
I'LL DRINK TO THAT
>>52326252
That would imply anyone fucking pays it
Facebook paid like 5k in corporation tax last year.
>>52326355
And how much of this is lost to tax theft?
>>52326350
>i have to work for money in order to get more free money
>>52326363
*shakes head at you and tuts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5RAT6f-4to
favourite MP Tbh
>>52326355
why does this matter when the majority of profits go to island accounts
>>52323057
i know this girl, whats she doing here?
