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cute bums and legs edition
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maisie
>>52326418
cute tbqh lad
Biggest hnng today wew
disgusting pervert degenerates
>>52326418
wew lad
>>52326418
Looks like misty from Pokémon
>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>52326418
Now that is a botty I would stick my tallywhacker in!
sorry?
So I'm staying in alone tonight
Plan my night for me /brit/
I want:
>A film to watch
>A porn to wank to
>A good car review to read
>>52326400
I saw the GP not long ago. Currently waiting on a referral to the local CMHT. Hopefully things get better. Up to this point I've always lied about being suicidal because I don't want to lose my autonomy but I feel sort of like I need to tell them that to be taken seriously.
Glad things worked out well for you in the end lad.
>>52326418
>cut on inner knee
>slightly yellow feet
she's shit haha
>>52326418
is that misty
>>52326505
>those low cheekbones
awful
keep the slags coming and select all images with a tricycle
>>52326506
you have nothing wrong with. just a melodramatic hypochondriac leeching little shit looking for sympathy
>hate muzzies and slavs
>don't mind blacks
Anyone else?
>>52326491
>Film
Everest, there's 1080p and 720p copies up.
>Porn
Proxy Paige, anything between 15 and 20 minutes length.
>Car review
Don't be a twat
picture of a v. v. pretty girl
>>52326468
banter
>>52326506
I was worried as well but all admitting it does is getting you bumped up the waiting list and your therapist/gp will ring you once or twice a week to make sure you don't jump in front of a train.
Good luck lad
TELL MY MAN _____ _____
>>52326578
looks like a 6 year old
muh malvinas
>>52326577
>Proxy Paige
patrician
ballsack is empty
tell your sister ty
>>52326418
Superior cute bum and legs
>>52326546
>looooook at me i'm a germmmman my posts are soooooooo random and quirkeeee :DDDDDD )))))))))!!!!11!
>>52326593
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
What are these animes doing?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1450462460911.png
>>52326597
you look like a 6 year old
>>52326576
Not exactly.
>hate pakis
>never had a bad experience with coons or slavs
going to london for a week, is there any way to avoid paying the fare for the tube? i understand you have to buy an oyster card because regular fares are like a tourist tax, but is there any way to avoid it altogether?
>>52326593
coca cola lmao
fucking gays
>>52326576
>on bus commuting
>two blacks get on
>polite and excited about bus
>happily talk to middle aged woman
>let woman rant at them about how great UKIP is for entire journey
>get off respectfully
blacks are pretty good
>>52326491
Uncle Buck
PGD-761
Fuck off
>>52326638
Loli mating ritual.
>>52326650
Yeah just walk everywhere or take the bus.
>>52326650
just hop the barrier senpai
>>52326623
you sound like a booming autist lad, whats up?
>>52326524
need a answer to this
t. uneducated moron
>>52326650
Why not just pay it? It's hardly expensive?
>Maplepovertys
>>52326650
get an all day travel ticket 2bh
>>52326650
just hop the barrier lad nobody bothers coming after you
>>52326593
WE WOZ
>>52326688
Don't bother arguing with the Tory drones here
Worship David Camoron this lot
>mfw lost all my contact numbers
>>52326676
>jav
good lad
>>52326576
yea but I've never had any reason to not like black people, maybe if I lived in some shit tier American inner city.
it also helps that a lot of the black girls here are fit and qt rather than fat American hogs and I've gone out with one.
>>52326740
>fellow corbynite
hnnnggg
>>52326740
Why do lefties always come in, kick up a fuss and then storm off when everyone doesn't instantly agree with them?
It happens everywhere and I bet you'll post on your lefty forums about how this is a tory hotspot
>>52326491
>Raging Bull
>Romi Rain
>Fuck off
>>52326745
i've got ur mums number if you need it lmao (laugh my a*s off)
>>52326688
People of all walks of life try to avoid tax, companies are more likely to pay if corporation tax is lower. Ireland has had a resurgance due to it and lots of companies investing in it creating jobs and all sorts.
>>52326688
ISLANDS NEED MONEY TOO!
do you want the Cayman islanders to be bankrupt and living on the streets?
>>52326783
I find blacks to be much more sociable and funny than some immigrants like East Asian in particular.
>>52326808
why are torys such psychopaths
>Post yfw Hans Solo died
>>52326868
who
>tfw rugger lad gets on the same bus as me just after he works out
>that musky smell
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
who /addicted to jeremy kyle/ here?
>>52326808
Why Tory twats unleash vile economic policies on the most vulnerable them start frothing at the mouth when they get questioned ?
>>52326850
yea Chinese people are really rude and make zero effort to be social with anyone who isn't Chinese
>>52326638
Doing something about a loose thread.
>>52326868
I cried, I couldn't believe it when R2D2 was killed by that tie fighter
>>52326501
>carlsberg
disgusting
okay lads, i'm going to be hopping the barries while in london
i don't want to support london in any way whatsoever while i'm there, so i'll cut my expenses to the minimum.
>>52326851
>why are torys such psychopaths
Why not
Rate your town/city out of ten lads.
>Stockport: 3
My Granddad was a member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
>>52326952
Enjoy getting shot mate
>>52326956
interesting
>>52326920
>>52326851
>tfw attacked by butthurt lefties
pretty gud
>>52326907
I know that feeling
>>52326972
tfw no gf to get on the pingaz with
>>52326868
because I'm not going to see it and haven't cared about star-wars since 2002
>>52326952
Enjoy getting tasered you dumb prick.
They're on high alert atm and jumping the barrier like a cunt is literally going to draw all the attention to you
>>52326851
>>52326920
This is the attitude which explains why labour is diminishing and tories are rising in polls. Fuck off
>UK on course to be strongest and biggest EU economy by 2030
>Tories try to cut down spending due to Labours ability to bloat all public services and not save any money during a boom
The cut to public spending is due to Labour being unable to put any money aside for a rainy day
>>52326988
t. edgy sociopathic tory
>>52326988
not even a lefty just hate immoral tory cunts
>>52326999
looks like the lads behind them have done a wee
>>52326838
yes and no.
it's a balancing act between how high companies are likely to go before bowing out and how good your infrastructure and support mechanisms, markets -civil servants - are for them
companies only willing to pay more if these things meet sufficient requirements
then of course how low you drop taxes depends on the size and complexity of your country
in essence, I do not envy the chancellors job
mugi
>>52327020
>b-but muh 3 generations of never bothered working poor
LEFTIES BTFO
>>52326996
>tfw he'll never whip me for being so inferior
gay on
>visit dublin
>all these irish lads start telling me about the benifits of the cucckold lifestyle and culture
>"No HE shags her so you get to watch!"
>start asking me to send black bulls from london over
what the fuck ireland
>>52327040
nah that's just how the floor is
used to be an old warehouse, good club desu
>>52327047
is my waifu
gay on has won but you are not going to enjoy it
>>52327020
>muh projections
because they're always right lmao
>>52327051
how tall do you reckon this lad is?
i'm guessing at least 6'3"
>>52327031
>I'm not a lefty I just hate people who aren't lefties
>>52327029
>>>/reddit/
haha alri lads what a day it has been
we /candid/ now
>>52327047
great post thanks for joining us tonight tony!
>>52327047
shags black lads
> I have never read anything by Friedman or Hayek
Ritsu
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
reminder that saving money is LITERALLY GENOCIDE
>>52327114
haha how are we
>>52327020
Biggest economy for the super rich
Don't think for a second that ordinary working folk will feel like there living in the biggest EU economy
Once 2020 comes around and people see the Tories for what they are Corbyn will lay the foundations for the revolution
>>52327047
good post
>>52327135
even better post
>>52327065
wew lad
>>52327110
yes if not bigger desu
>>52327069
>implying any of that happened
>>52327155
not bad x
waiting for food to arrive xo
>that awful feel when social ly obliged to go to the pub rather than stay in and watch gay on with the lads
>>52327069
bullshit, you're lying
ireland has many, many Nigerian bulls who plow into fertile irish pussy every night while meagre irish """"""men"""""" twiddle their 2 inchers
NIGERIANS IN
>>52327114
alri xo
>>52327095
me too !
>>52327120
lol thanks
its nice to be here
>>52327131
>I think monetarist economics and neo-classical economics are not without their faults
>I haven't actually studied economics
>>52327157
haha nice bants lad
>Once 2020 comes around and people see the Tories for what they are Corbyn will lay the foundations for the revolution
>>52327114
you alri senpai
someone sniff my arse
>>52327157
>Corbyn
Will not last next year, maybe not the summer even. He is a man principled beyond pragmatism.
>>52327151
POLYNESIANS OUT
tories is cunts but some of you lefty twats sound like rick from the young ones
>>52327151
Probably drinking cow piss, lads
>>52327233
kinda tired 2bf, did a 9 hour shift with no calls again
in again tomorrow but only 10-2 so will be alri
reminder that not giving people you're arguing with (yous) is evil like the TORY SCUM
someone link me a 1080p torrent of k-on movie or its going to be 720p
>>52327207
yeh mate NGL I thought you were a bit of a dick at the start but now I see you're just a good mugiposter
>>52327157
Now I know you're baiting
>Jeremy Corbyn winning 2020
Just like Ed was going to win 2015? Haha lad
what political views do you actually have guys? I think I'd describe myself as a paleoliebertarian nationalist
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
tory wageslaves pay my bennies so they're alright
christmas bonus wasn't that big lads
>>52327242
Not polynesian lad
>>52327245
They're blowing conches you absolute fool
Literally no scriptural basis in messing with cow pee desu.
Might harm myself. Something to do innit.
>>52327101
I already have m8
>>52327287
Ed was tory-lite
Corbyn is real opposition
That's why Labour thrashed UKIP in Oldham
>>52327243
>As well as the highest GDP per capita outside Inner London, Buckinghamshire has the highest quality of life, the highest life expectancy and the best education results in the country
Fuck off rich cunt
>>52327316
mine was a weeks wages, not bad desu
Why do people go out and routinely get shitfaced and get hangovers?
There's not much worse than spending a fortune, fucking yourself over by feeling ill and losing a day cos you feel shit
>>52327287
All of my lefty friends said that there would be a labour majority because the public loved Milliband and denied the fact the media was destroying him and most people weren't seeing their "fuck da tories" facebook memes.
Exact same is happening with corbyn now haha
>>52327317
wish all these slags would stop wearing smiths
ruining it for the rest of us tbqh
>Women are actually very powerful in Islam
>>52327301
social conservative, economic socialist.
>>52327352
im probably the poorest person in this general
>>52327358
coz it's fun
>>52327302
*untucks you*
haha dickhead
>>52327349
I'm guess it's why Labour has been completely pushed out of Scotland now too right? G-go Cobyn..!
What's up fatlip
>the fucking naziesque rally scene where they fire the gun
go look in the mirror and tell me if you feel good about yourself
do you think you're attractive? if you were a woman, would you fuck you?
>>52327358
Every day is shit anyway so losing a day doesn't register.
>>52327349
>Ed was tory-lite
the funniest thing is when people vote tory without actually knowing what they stand for and then get fucked over
pic related
>>52327301
Liberal
absolute banger of bangers lads
http://audioclouds.net/index.php?a=track&id=15
>>52327378
>mfw both my sides are losing
>>52327274
1080p won't confer any benefit over a stream lad.
>>52327284
people not liking me makes me sad
have more mugi
>>52327404
watching the k-on movie?
wish i was gay desu, women are evil
>>52327412
i'm ugly but i have an 8 inch dick
suffering
tip for all benny claimants
make sure you sign off for a couple of weeks just before you're about to get referred to the work programme. it resets the accumulated days
god bless
>>52327400
occured under ed
>>52327378
Hello opposite me.
>>52327438
>tfw no bigbummed posh gf
y
>>52327429
that was actually pretty funny
>hmm this austerity thing will never apply to me!!
>>52327301
I'm centre right
>>52327437
Socialist economics is great on paper and shit in real life. It's an idealists choice
>>52327468
Hello reddit!
>>52327450
1,2
>>52326418
My mothers son hates him,wat do?
>>52327443
>tfw no K-ON jedi
>>52327439
yeah but it does for me desu
*takes a chance on you*
I wonder what it's like to lay your head on a qt girl's soft thighs and watch TV while she strokes your hair and talks to you about nothing in particular.
>>52327404
General Hux is a right lad
>>52326619
I usually like petite chicks, but, mm hmm, I also happen to like them meaty trained legs.
>>52327489
I wouldn't know what reddit's like lad
>>52327429
>Vote for the most ideologically driven spergs since Thatcher
>Cry when they renege on their promises because they don't fit their budget
>>52327301
radical centrist
>>52327440
nice :3
>>52327505
Really bent. Unless you are some submissive cuck. It should be the reverse
>>52327511
Best character desu.
Literally Hitler in his early days.
east 17 - stay was about suicide
nice christmas song 2bh
>>52327502
I see
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=333295
>>52327301
nihilist
who /180/ here?
>I'm a socially conservative economic socialist
>>52327400
That was the fault of Tory lite leaders like Blair Brown, Ed and Jim Murphy
>>52327459
>muh messiah corbyn
>all other politicians are tory-lite! fuck off tory muppets!
>why is the party on the brink of civil war guys? why has labour dropped in the polls guys? must be ed!
>>52326966
>Not going to mention it because it's so embarassing: 4
>>52327301
I'm centrist in practise, ideolgically I'm a centrist authoritarian that wants Britain to rebuild the empire [spoiler]so I can die meaningfully for britain[/spoiler]
>>52327521
Notification that kiz Kendall is not a radical centrist
>>52327488
>is great on paper
everything is, every system is workable if everyone uses it as its supposed to be used. However humans are not borg, the number of different decision result possibilities from everyone is enormous and so we have to use fuzzy systems that move around and are less effective but more durable.
>>52327583
I'm only 23 LOL
>>52327521
tory cow
>no estonian gf
just ironically ate some tendies and browsed /r9k/
good combo
not going to lie to be honest in my opinion
>communism is great on paper
no it fucking isn't
>>52327560
He was right about everything and even when his planet is exploding he still goes to the throne room to report what happened, literally top lad
did such a pure pinger the other night lads
no gurn, no comedown
magical
Why are all Romanian women so fucking fat? What do they eat?
>>52327579
alright it actually has seeders nice
>>52327641
eastern europeans have ZERO banter tbqh
>>52327647
im hungry =(
>>52327621
>is a radical
>is also a centrist
???
who /stealingalltheorangecreamsoutatinofroses/ here?
>not being a liberal
Dickhead detected
do girls shave their fanny irl
>>52327669
Why not just use mdma crystal
tea
>>52327709
yes, nearly all of them do
>>52327670
British peoples jobs
>>52327718
desperate times mate, all the bloke had in the club
>>52327670
>United Kingdom
(You)
*sniffs your butt*
civil war when
>>52327709
yeh
Lol I'm going to a nye party full of men in their 20s dis is my time 2 shine
>>52327726
you had this for lunch too
is this that communist girl on twitter
im onna new level
>>52327718
drugs are illegal and immoral!
>>52327505
Comfy. Satisfying. Content. Existing in a moment that is not affected by the outside world.
>>52327552
silly boy, bed time soon, no need to get all niggly.
Might do some shots.
>>52327749
fuck off m8
>>52327726
learn to cook m8
Remember that jf fry up practise image
How do I stop my nose from getting oily? I wash my face then an hour later my nose is shiny and oily
alright 30 minutes until gay on
>>52327726
>potato waffle
manchild
>>52327775
No it's the emaciated "trans-girl" vegan welsh faggot
>>52327606
Labour just picked up in the polls after a drubbing of CuckKIP in Oldham
need a work gf
>>52327654
Agreed, I like freedom to consume what I like. However, people are drawn to it's unrealistic idealistic standard of "every man helps each other because they're saints who dont hold grudges and dont want to be the best they can be!" whereas humans are probably the opposite.
>>52327709
varies, the fashion has been swinging the other way for a few years now. Full on rug fashion in 4-6 years is likely, though the hair removal companies will do their best to convince otherwise.
>>52326418
kill me now, please, just take the knife from the kitchen and stab me, here, here, stab me here, it would hurt me less than this picture
thoughts?
This video makes me laugh so much, it is literally the average 'MUH STEM MASTER RACE' retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE&ab_channel=pigbatfarmer
Bonus points if you can make it through halfway
>>52327488
not strictly socialist as in not all government
I just know that someone needs to bring balance to the force (economy).
we're creeping towards a future that has a bottom step and a top step but we need more steps in between including the ones that aren't very glamorous. government doesn't need to be the thing that provides it. it can be done by other organisations as long as it's written in law. but we have to believe in it again
things like NHS, local authorities, housing associations and the BBC that are under the most pressure now
Above anything else, the thing that the current government resents about those 4 organisations is value for money.
NI contributions, licence fee, tax is all made to sound harsh by the libertarian think tanks but they are exceptionally cheap compared to private alternatives. But too many MPs despise the fact that it's nonprofit.
>>52327902
yeah i have them now and again
>>52327855
>CuckKIP
>It was labour MPS that let muslims gangs rape 1000s of children
is it gay to let a guy suck you off?
>>52327154
FUCK YOU MATEY. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE I'LL STICK ME DICK UP YER ARSE FOR SUCH AN INSULT
>>52327902
alright
>>52327909
neglecting the opportunity it provides
>>52327928
>one Muslim raped a girl so 1000s of them must have
Tory logic everyone!
>>52327928
remember that the labour politicians told the police to suppress it till AFTER the election, disgusting
>>52327812
Stop washing your face so much
>>52327696
Liz Kendall is about as radical as a plain piece of bread
>>52327938
if you close your eyes whilst listening to some oasis it's fine to bh
>>52327976
t. Rasheed
>>52327976
>rotherham didn't happen
>>52327938
not if your a girl
>call up tech support about an issue im having
>british guy answers the phone
>as soon as I say hello he sounds immediately intimidated and I was trying to sound as nice a possible
>entire time on the phone he sounds really scared and is constantly apologizing
>genuinely sounds like he thinks im going to beat him up
>feel bad and wish I could give him a hug
Do americans have intimidating accents or something? I genuinely think I sound pretty nice, in fact I try to turn the manliness off in my voice so I sound more friendly to people.
>>52327976
>Pakis in charge of reading comprehension
Also, Rasheed.
The Weeknd is top stuff
girl at my work keeps talking to me about nights out and stuff. is she trying to make me take her out or am i just being a mong?
>>52327995
Blairites are the most radical faction in British politics
>>52328026
>Do americans have intimidating accents or something?
Nope. Just cringy. and Feminine :^)
>>52328021
I wish I was a girl with a big clit, that guys could suck on
>>52328055
>can i lick your vagina, mmm yes i am very good at licking your vagina
>>52327976
Rasheed.
>>52328055
yes lad, what's your favourite mixtape?
Watching Lisicki! Euphonium lads
>>52328055
>le normie sex music
gas yourself wasteman
>>52328055
Good lad
>>52328059
girls blether*
*truest statement ever
>>52328055
how top?
>>52328026
This experience is exactly what I had in Vegas with my harsh Northern Irish accent except mine is actually true. Americans are incredibly afraid of confrontation
>>52327993
I only wash my face twice a day. Once in the morning after I brush my teeth then again when I shower before bed at night
>>52328026
I'm not even memeing when I say American men have the least intimidating accents ever.
They're so nasally
>>52328026
he was probably a poof or something desu
>>52328059
The guy at work who keeps telling me about all his exploits won't even add me on facebook, it means literally nothing
>>52328090
Kumiko best girl, /u/ niggers pls go
Remember that lad
>>52328055
end yourself
Lads how do I get with a Mussie girl?
>>52328026
You've posted this before. Except last time you mentioned New England Eastern accent or something and everyone too the piss out of you.
just a posting a cheeky picture of mugi-chan look at cute she is
>>52328080
>implying he enjoys the sex
>cute bum and legs
I mean if you insist...
>>52328075
well that's good, I hope that guys okay then.
>>52328112
Mine is true, I'm not sure what americans you've come across but I'm from new england, people say we generally sound like assholes
>>52328140
did they? I was probably shit faced, what'd they say?
>>52328117
I only ever wash my face from time to time in the shower with nothing but water and I have perfect skin.
>>52328077
I wish I was a girl
>>52328127
>not seeing /u/ as the ultimate form of love
Just ate half a tin of Celebrations lads
I fucking hate christmas
>>52328159
VERY cute
>>52328073
fucking lol
What radical policies does she have?
>>52328173
Katy Perry?
>>52326418
>that scar on her leg
>brits actually think this is attractive
kek, cutters are thrown to the gutter here senpai
Far left economically but socially conservative desu
>>52328130
The music you like isn't as deep as you think it is
>>52328218
it's Marina you dummy
no /u/
not sure i've got the energy for a homemade fleshlight shag
>>52328218
marina
>>52327909
BBC is absolute dog shit
>>52328182
Lad, how can you not use soap?
>>52328216
Radical devolution
>>52328229
>single recent cut on leg
>revealing clothes
>no other cuts
>CUTTER!!!
americans
>just got in
>starving hungry
>open the fridge
>the only crispers left are prawn cocktail, cheese & onion and smoky bacon
FUCK OFF
>>52328200
yuru can be cute but /u/ ruined every hibike thread when it was airing
I just hit a stang FANETO
>>52328293
>going after damaged goods
kek desu
>>52328237
>>52328254
Nah not a fan
>>52328229
This is a 9.5/10 in yankland
>>52328229
Its a scratch not a scar, pull the blubber out of your eyes you arse smear.
>>52328291
Soap on your face? Mad man
>>52328312
>yuri
>just cute
Yuri is the purest and most perfect form of love
Thoughts on this guy?
>tfw going home for holidays
>tfw so busy with exams past few months literally fuck all planned for Christmas
>tfw fuck all to do
>mfw
sometimes it gets so hot I have to take my socks off
>>52328309
cheese and onion is GOAT tho
>>52328328
I kept seeing people talking about it so I wanted to have a look. Bored already desu.
>>52328343
I mean she probably makes more than the GDP of the UK so she's probably a better mate than any brit girl tbqh
>>52328328
Do you like this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttV1VZUgQQ
watching sersh
got a fucking loose tooth baka
>Marina isn't really my type
>>52328371
Muslim cuck
>>52328367
So is Chloe. Both are piggy tier.
>>52328371
Annoying cunt who pretends he's retarded but is just annoying.
Greatly enjoyed by retard working class people who go 'He's just like us!'
>>52328232
>2015
>still listening to 'music'
I no longer listen to any of what you peons refer to as 'music'. I now solely listen to noise. The other day at a house party, someone asked me to put on my 'favourite' tunes. As a revolutionary act of auditory anarchism I turned off the stereo, put a nearby karaoke microphone next to the sink, and turned the water tap on. For the next few minutes my listeners were enlightened by the chaotic white noise of running water. Of course, given that these reactionary hipsters couldn't understand the genius of my non-downloadable chaotic-based music, they returned to listening to crap like Belle and Sebastian, Arcade Fire, and other upper middle class white people 'music'.
noise = revolutionary and free 'music' that does not conform to any power structures
all other music = reactionary, racist, and oppressive auditory structures
>>52328408
Pop it out, put some superglue on the roots then pop it back in
DIY dentistry brought to you by Stinky Steve.
>>52328396
I highly doubt she makes more than the GDP of the economic and cultural powerhouse of europe
>>52328408
are you literally 8?
>>52328371
clever actor who learned at private school the clown doesn't get beaten up too much. Still plays the part.
Is this a circle?
>>52328371
Tory twat
>I mean she probably makes more than the GDP of the UK so she's probably a better mate than any brit girl tbqh
>>52328464
teeth should have a bit of leeway tbht
poo poo pee pee
>>52328464
22
Last time I saw the dentist I told him I'm pretty sure I still have milk teeth that never fell out for some reason and he was like no you're fine. Cunt lied.
>>52328505
t. Rasheed who loves Sadiq Khan
Don't even fancy a McDonalds right now
>>52328556
go burger king lad
Lads, you know that girl you fancy? Right now, at this very minute in time, this very moment in history she is getting ready. She is applying makeup to her face and getting her clothes ready. She will go out tonight and pick out the biggest, tallest, most attractive male from the crowd of eligible mates. His name will be Chad. And she will be had.
Might go down the tracks and do myself in haha just kidding not really though haha waheyeyyyyy
>>52328551
Sadiq khan is a Tory
think I'm infertile
>>52328556
wish i had some
>>52328556
eat a piece of fruit you melt
>>52328229
>single cut on her leg
>vertically
She isn't a cutter you aspie
>>52328586
literally who the fuck is called Chad
fuck off yank
>>52328592
haha had me worried there for a minute feel like a right mug now
>>52328550
Next time you see him, give him a good knuckle sandwich to the gabber. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
>>52328504
Depends on the perspective of the viewer, to me its both as it exhibits both the properties and the non-properties of a circle, a quantum anus both puckered and not puckered at the same time. A Faragian geometry.
>>52328328
So, exactly like k-on ?
>waheyyyy
explain this meme to me. How is it pronounced?
>>52328592
haha it wont work haha trains go too slow at level crossings to instantly kill you haha
>>52326608
>>52326577
She's JUST tier now lads.
personal fav
>brother's in town
>visitting a mate
>call him about 1 hour and a half ago and say 'yeah i'll be over let me just eat dinner'
>cook dinner and eat half of it
>'hey man can you bring me some food, i have no money'
>have to spend another 30 minutes cooking
really a bit peeved off.
no gf lads
>>52328751
>that posture
pls stop
>>52328793
could have said no
>go to all boys school from start to finish of puberty
>don't know how to talk to girls
>don't even know if a girl likes talking to me
Just vapourwave my shit up senpai
>>52328836
not really he sounded all desperate on the phone and where my mate lives there are no nice food places.
>>52328675
True story. Worked at futures exchange years ago, trader made 70K one morning and goes out on the piss at lunchtime, comes in the next day in same clothes with his coat (long beige duster coat)fucked. He had got pissed until mid evening and then started walking home along the overground tracks in London. Train was coming so and drunk he lay down in middle of tracks so it didnt hit him, train stopped over him pinning him to the tracks by his coat sleeves. Police had to cut his coat off his arms to get him out and he got a 2.5K fine in the magistrates that he didnt give a shit about.
RARE SERSH IN NATURAL HABITAT JUST (JUST!) BEFORE SHE GOT FAT
>>52328586
I've never understood why people get so upset over girls, who they aren't even in a relationship with, fucks other men.
Sure you'll get jealous because that's normal but at the end of the day you shouldn't lose sleep because you are not in control of her life.
If you really have an issue with it, move on. You roll the boulder up the mountain yet you are cursed to watch it fall to the bottom because that's life.
