van-edition
first for Nevada
why is he so mad?!
>>52303132
Im telling you, its a lame place to settle down
Gold looks good on christmas trees
>>52303158
Give me a source.
>>52303166
My Christmas tree is spartan. It only had two decorations.
>>52303162
I somehow heard this a lot, but I have that autistic obsession when it comes to this place.
>>52303189
has*
fucking auto-correct
>>52303189
I haven't found a proper source yet, I'm looking though
it might be this though, first thing that looks legit off google
http://animefreak.us/kushuku-gakkou-no-alice-4
I have an idea for a userscript. I call it "tripcode filter". It will filter any name/trip into anonymous. The posts will be visible, only their identity will be lost.
Pls r8
>>52303237
hmm it was that, although a bit weird.
>>52303321
4chanx already does that.
>>52303237
Yes, that's the source. Thanks, anon.
I'm gonna take a bath desu
>>52303189
the bottom half of mine still needs lights but I haven't picked them up yet. Walmart only had multicolor lights for some reason
>>52257071
Day 7469
>>52303344
Oh, it also has lights. I'm pretty lazy when it comes to Christmas decorations.
>>52303344
YOU tell me why DAL is not on baka tsuki! Did it get licensed? I was fucking reading it
>>52303330
wewsa, lewd start to the morning lads
>>52303330
I might ahve to start at the first one!
>>52303387
No sadly you will not be reading anymore. Big DMCA directly from Kadokawa themselves wiping B-T of a lot of their stuff. It is not licensed and likely will not be. Have you not seen the /a/ threads?
>>52303384
nice ornaments desu
*teleports into your ass and farts before teleporting away*
nothing personnel kid, enjoy farting out my fart
>>52303432
How the fuck does a Japanese company have the right to issue american websites DMCA's? sounds like a lot of horseshit
>>52303464
TPP.
It's awful, so much music is no longer available here online cause of the TPP.
Guys how do I subtly ask my childhood friend if he smokes weed without letting him know I smoke it
>>52303381
Can someone explain what this guy is doing?
>>52303513
I noticed a lot of Japanese channels are now blocked for no fucking reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ4JJc7ak5U
This is a song from their official channel. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>52303565
he's autistically posting his eyes every single day, on the assumption anyone but him gives a shit
>>52303585
But why
Given the opportunity, would you press a button that eliminates Islam from this universe?
>>52303548
Ask him about DUDE WEED LMAO legalization
>>52303565
Filter > Comment > "Day 74"
>>52303591
because he's an idiot
>>52303548
Have you tried asking him if he smokes weed?
>>52303606
I think that would be a little too bluntly upfront, don't you?
>>52303577
Damn it. I have no idea what the purpose of blocking youtube videos is
>>52303628
if he's your childhood friend, that's not that blunt. just say you're curious if he asks.
>>52303600
show me exactly how to do this, because I still have no idea how to filter on 4chanx
>>52303663
>Using 4chan x
>>52303696
I cant save settings on vanilla for some reason
>>52303663
Go to 4chanX settings > Filter > Comment and type /Day 74/
ezpz
also my bath is ready
>>52303548
Its very simple
>find a roll of duct tape and a gun and , any color will do but I prefer camo
>Take your friend out to dinner
>Roofie his drink
>duct tape his mouth shut, and cattle tape his feet and hands together
>wear nothing but a towel over your waist and underwear on your head
>When he comes to take out your gun and ask him where the weed is
>If he doesn't answer immediately shoot him
Or you could just ask him like, I don't know, a normal, well adjusted, person.
>>52303722
that did it
thanks
I'm at an impasse here
Should I go to sleep with the help of the weed I smoked earlier and get my sleep schedule back on track?
Or should I smoke more, watch The Naked Gun 2 and eat a box of crackers, but go to sleep very late?
>literally no merchandise of my waifu exists at all
fuck this bullshit
we're all just born to die
>>52303812
>watch The Naked Gun 2
Surely, you can't be serious with that question.
goodnight /cum/
>>52303820
That seems almost impossible, waifu merch exists for almost everyone
>>52303812
You always have the option to watch the superior movie The Naked Gun anon
>>52303843
sweet dreams
>>52303812
never a bad time to watch Naked Gun
Kinda wanna join the secret service senpai.
>>52303897
good luck with this cunt
>>52303851
I already watched that 2 nights ago
>>52303897
Uniformed division, officer, admin or agent? You need a VERY clean background. And they do polygraph test every candidate and disqualify a majority of applicants
I imagine with the past scandals recently, it's become even tougher to join. Once you try you have to be in for the long haul. The pay is good and the benefits are government benefits of course which is pretty much everything you need.
t. son of former Secret Service Agent
>>52303961
Watch Airplane then
>>52303971
what was the salary like? What would be a possible hindrance toward getting a position?
>>52303979
>muh vagina politics
>>52303845
Can't fucking find anything I've been through the series tags on a ton of different sites and still nothing
>>52303976
Already watched that, and its sequel.
I'm probably just gonna hit the hay today and stay up some other night.
Dragon Ball Bulma a cute
>>52303979
>>52303979
in sometimes i am wondering how usefull would be women, if sex were not neccesary for men
>>52304077
18 is objectively best girl
>>52304015
You come in just over $50k likely, depending on if you have more education or what position you work in as well as work experience. If you're familiar with it, the system is the GS payscale. You have promotions and raises often and will likely end up in the $110k range. Depending on how good you are at your job. A hindrance would be drug use, criminal record, too many speeding or parking tickets, downloading too much music illegally, anything along those lines is fair game. And they will ask you straight up the best thing to do is be honest and they decide if they want to let you through or not. Lying obviously is immediate disqualification. Also, I reckon you will not be posting here anymore if you try to work there. You're going to be monitored. If you aren't being monitored already after visiting their career websites and whatnot.
>>52304024
fuggg that's crazy. Sorry to hear desu
>>52304077
bulma a thot
Did that Iowafag ever post today? I wanted to know how court went for him.
>>52304101
put them in the military, they make better snipers
>>52304124
Launch is best girl
>>52304140
Step up bitch nigga
>>52304188
>implying anybody remembers launch
>implying anyone ever liked launch
>implying 18 isnt qt as fuck
>>52304160
in the USSR they were more usefull
>>52304125
hmm I think I could make it
should you be telling me this stuff? Would your parent get in trouble?
>>52304210
I like and remember launch
>>52304235
That your dog? Wiener dogs are the superior choice.
>>52304256
>>52304277
Not mine, but I do have a wiener dog.
>>52304277
based kfapper
>>52304224
No, it's just recruiting info, I'd never ever know anything classified because it's 100% classified even if my dad retired. He had to destroy all his old documents by burning or shredding.
Just helpin out. We need more good agents and UD out there. The reputation of the secret service has taken a hit with the scandals and it's a shame. If you're serious and you think it's something you'd like to do, then by all means, please do. It's a very rewarding career.
>>52304311
Good lad. Your family have a history with them? My family and mom's family always had them. They're loyal and worth the struggle of training.
pic related
>>52304320
jerking off to korean girls
>>52304320
being cozy all weekend until sunday then can finally go home
>>52304434
Hows it going friend?
>>52304434
We all missed you
>>52304434
there he is
>>52304361
cute dog desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4
just what was paul thinking
>>52304434
You kept the animefags away 2bh
Are you done travelling? What will you be doing since you're done with uni?
>>52304333
I get that. One more question is it dangerous at all compared to regular law enforcement? I'd like to be an agent
>>52304333
go get drunk and sniff coke off a spic whore's tits, you waste of a budget
>>52304503
Best Buy.
It's actually kind of nice that le smelly man has his trip back so all his posts are automatically filtered
>>52304526
>"Is protecting the president dangerous?"
I'll let you figure this one out yourself
>>52304528
Protection of the US President and VP isn't a waste. You just have no idea how much effort goes into these peoples safety Also protection of the US currency if you didn't know this fell under U.S.S.S. duty
lemonopoly man is back, so could you tell me why are white girls so disgusting plz
>>52304627
never heard of it. thought that was Shemar Moore from the thumbnail.
>>52304702
So if someone tries to shoot Trump or Hillary, I take the bullet for them right?
>>52303084
>tfw Pop Lock & Drop It
>>52304760
In the first place it shouldn't even be getting that far. If someone is opening fire on the president then you've already sort of failed your job. But yes if it's that bad you take the bullets
I think Trump and most of the candidates are already getting secret service protection. Which is kind of unnecessary. They aren't in position yet and shouldn't be allowed to have that protection.
>>52304779
thanks for the answer, i really missed you as well
>>52304843
no wonder you're such a fucking retarded faggot, anon
>>52304702
There's also counterfeiting patrol.
>>52304889
>be American
>get the white privilege talk
Putin please nuke
think Ive cured my gingivitis, lads
>>52304889
i have been posting in /cum/ since its existence, yeah /cum/ used to be the best general, it attracted two norwegians, and there was no circlejerk like today
>>52304910
Were your gums puffy?
Not too puffy, but a little bit swollen looking almost
>>52304933
they were, but theyre not bleeding nearly as much anymore
>>52304944
That's a good sign. Don't forget to floss desu. it's annoying sometimes, but it's important too
All I want to be in life is a dirty old man living in isolation in the mountains of western Virginia. That's it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
>>52304910
How'd you get gingivitis in the first place?
gross dude
>>52304954
>We can make /cum/ great again
we cannot ban those degenerate weebs
>>52304969
probably because I dont floss
>>52304963
you don't want a cute bf?
>>52304991
You expect to kiss your boyfriend like that?
>>52304994
Nah
I'll live off whisky and women with stimulant problems.
>>52305002
I am 100% heterosexual
>>52305001
>Maybe they'll get bored and leave
i wish it could happen soon
>>52305014
Yes, we all are.
>>52305014
and what if you were 89% heterosexual?
had a couple beers and a couple adios motherfuckers desu
dicks are like, totes gross mang
http://strawpoll.me/6298068
>>52305050
my friends have those all the time, but I have yet to try one
whatre they like?
>>52305056
Nonsense.
They're great.
Only plebeians cannot appreciate them.
>>52305071
mostly cheap liquor with about a quarter inch of sprite on top
>>52305094
that was my
>100% straight
impression :o
![[Kaitou]_Akuma_no_Riddle_-_11_[720p][10bit][188CC697].mkv_snapshot_23.13_[2015.12.16_21.26.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hsf07eE.jpg "[Kaitou]_Akuma_no_Riddle_-_11_[720p][10bit][188CC697].mkv_snapshot_23.13_[2015.12.16_21.26.34].jpg")
>>52305056
this desu
>>52305115
>>52305071
and some blue curacao
>people are still religious
fucking kek. Embarrassing
>>52305177
there's nothing wrong with this
Reminder that aliens exist
>>52305177
You just want people to post a bunch of fat guys tipping fedoras or holding katanas, don't you?
>>52305208
well duh. Its a big universe
there has to be life SOMEWHERE out there
>>52305119
Convincing desu
>>52305209
>>52305226
Because I'm a-okay with that.
>>52305208
are you an AYY lmao?
>>52305208
I want to study them
>>52305222
Right? I should become an actress!
>>52305271
>ress
UPDATE FOR THOSE HERE LAST NIGHT
Found out today my mother didn't stop at having my 15 year old sister for a little weed
Later she had her charged for some lean too.
Gonna have to call a sitdown for the family, get my sister straight with a lawyer that I know to be reliable and competent, start saving for coilovers for my project car all over again, teach both of my siblings how to handle my mother safely, etc.
>>52305264
you are the one of the best posters of /cum/
>>52305287
We need more girls in /cum/
>>52305262
I want to genocide them.
>>52305290
>>52305300
>girls
>in /cum
>>52305290
lean?
>>52305307
lunarians arent aliens desu
>>52305287
:D
>>52305300
>/cum/
>girls
is this meme over yet?
>>52305290
Good luck desu. REALLLYY be sure to find a good lawyer, it is important.
>>52305307
w-what if they come in peace?
>>52305316
A part of the Traytray Cocktail™.
>>52305329
memes are immortal
>>52305313
well in sometimes i post russian stuff, i hope it doesn't kill our ties here
>>52305271
You should become an obedient slave.
>>52305313
I like girls
Probably gonna go jerk it, night /cum/
>>52305330
Yea my lawyer is damn good but he doesn't fuck around on his estimated outcome either. I'll know within 15 minutes of calling him how this will end.
>>52305318
I want to impregnate them~
>>52305387
What's lean?
She's not going to jail, is she?
>>52305401
thanks for being nice....i wish that kazakbro was posting here
>>52305430
>There's a Kazak here recently?
yeah, he was pretty nice
>>52305358
I like you too
>>52305409
codeine cough syrup mixed with sprite, preferably with a couple jolly ranchers tossed in. turns out she was smoking in her room with a double cup, my sister is now going harder than I ever did at 14.
Not sure how they handle it here, really hoping it's not thrown in with the controlled substance charge charges.
>>52305409
it's basically codeine distilled from cough syrup
t. htown
>>52305351
y-yes ma'am :o
AAAAAA DOOOORMIRR
>>52305504
take some purple drank
>>52305464
>>52305468
oh
Sorry to hear, dude.
Hope everything turns out well
Si fumas, te mueres
>>52305504
>>52305520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuZ2QZKYj7c
lol cum
>>52305520
no
gotobed
why do people have legs
>>52305544
so if I dont I'll live forever?
>>52305546
>Isn't it weird that you can tell that girl is a slut just by looking at her face? She's got that thousand cock stare
also are you a moon cricket
>>52305582
I'm not even tired.
>>52305590
legs are ez
You should practice drawing bones with simple shapes
That's more or less how I started.
>>52305590
If you smoke, you'll die as a rat
>>52305543
My lawyer doesn't fuck around. It's going to cost me a bit but at the very worst he'll get her first offender benefits. Meaning supervised probation, a delayed license, community service, and a suspended sentence, and nothing on her record after she completes her probationary period. My hope is he'll deal with the codeine bullshit and take a suspended sentence for the weed, I'll make sure she doesn't fuck around through probation and she'll make it out with no felonies.
>>52305613
No but I got a buddy named Cricket
>>52305620
it's not the legs desu it's the pelvic region and how it joins with the legs and abdomen
its 2complicated4me
>>52305546
nostalgia trip
thank yoh
>>52305423
hello :D
>>52305640
Is your mother aware of what she's doing?
>>52305620
me neither
also im wearing a hoodie while using a blanket and it's hot but im sire im gonna wake up randomly at like 8am and its gonna be super cold
im torn
>>52305705
She might be, or she might just be in a rage again and tearing down anything she's not happy with.
She does that.
>>52305689
Hi there!
>>52305709
sleep under three blankets
paradise desu
best thing about winter is piling up under a bunch of blankets while it's cold in your room
2.1 GPA desu
>>52305754
Winters here aren't that bad.
I just put on my pajamas. At least I don't have to use the AC.
>>52305801
could be worse
>>52305737
a blanket is enough for 10 celsius
though, my house makes it feel like 6>>52305737
>>52305833
I don't really like pajamas :S
>>52305833
aaaand thats how I caught a flu
>>52305899
You caught a cold from germs, not from the temp
is wearing shoes in home true? or its just meme
>>52305899
I am STRONG.
>>52305922
fell asleep without pants, woke up shivering, pale and with fever
dumb u
>>52305847
7°C in here
but according to weather forecast, we will have a kind of hot christmas day ;_;
ok I'm bored, g'night~
the high on saturday is 80
>>52305935
right now laying in bed wearing my stan smiths
whats up
>>52306033
Sweets dreams.
semen demon
There's a man comin round takin names
>>52306040
if it was sarcasm, you better run away
>>52306033
wash your teeth
>>52305976
pff you call that strong
>>52306147
>>52305992
we are gonna be seeing more rain today. Ya fucking ay Jalisco
>>52306159
i'll del you
>>52306178
>>52306086
jk im mostly on socks at home but nobody cares if you use shoes either
>>52306197
>>52306216
zzzzzzz
im out
Is /cum/ the most autistic general on /int/ or is it /mämmi/ ?
>>52306309
/brit/ by far
>>52306299
good night
have to drive my dad to the airport in 3 hours, should i stay up or try to get some sleep?
>>52306693
You should have just slept before..
>>52306742
yeah well too late for that i guess
>>52305035
He would be into traps/femboys
>Cam Newton is widely considered neck and neck with Tom Brady for the MVP
>Brady has 621 more yards, 1 more TD, 4 less interceptions, 2 less fumbles and 5% higher completion percentage and leads Cam in every category
>Cam will still probably win because he's black and people don't like Brady because he wins all the time
What a stupid fucking sport football is, why do I even watch this shit.
>>52308563
Cam's team is also undefeated.
While brady has better stats, you really can't complain about giving it to the most important position on a potentially undefeated team.
>>52308599
I mean you absolutely can when both are #1 seeds and one play could sit out for the rest of the season and still have better stats.
>tfw no Transylvania qt gf to cuddle and marry
>>52309650
sad feel bump
good morning /cum/
>>52310754
its not that great
>>52310826
what's not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
>>52310915
>been trying to fix my sleep schedule all week so I can pretend to be a normal human
>finally fixed the last 2 days
>have to work at 8:30 AM and 5:30 PM so there is no way I won't be up all night
>>52310959
Last night at 8:30pm I could barely stay awake.
It's ridiculous
>>52310959
sounds pretty rough. i woke up at 6am today for no reason, but i can't complain overall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0YcfiSR-wg
>>52311345
I woke up at 2 AM because my neighbors baby was crying all night and it sleeps in the room right next to mine.
>playing hearthstone
>usually auto-squelch people
>playing the new brawl
>guy im playing against using a lot of emotes but its tasteful
>have an actual really enjoyable game with him
>we adds me afterwards
>cool guy but he's BR so I dunno if theres a language barrier
>we're friends now
Sometimes things are pretty okay family, reminds me of gaming in the 90s when everbody was looking for friends in games, before normies invaded
>>52311396
that sounds awful. normie breeder slime.
/cum/ I've got six recipes I need to bake. What should I do first? No Bake Kahlua Balls, Sabroso Fudge, Rolo Cookies, Chocolate Truffles in Disguise, Fudgy Brownies, or Rum Balls?
>>52309650
that looks like a mongol desu
Good morning everyone. Almost died from my car slipping on black ice on my way up to work this morning.
>>52311493
I don't even think it's normies fault, I think it's just the general toxic attitude MOBA's/srs competitive "gaming," made popular and leaked into other games.
>>52311684
Fudgy Brownies sound like they'd be pretty good. Those or the Rum Balls.
>>52312490
mobas are basically console games, which is why the appeal almost exclusively to normies
Gather round for these dubs y'all
>>52312609
that aint dubs
>>52312535
Eh, I'd disagree, it'd be pretty difficult to play a MOBA on a controller, even as someone who put 1200 hours into LoL, quit, and then put another 650 and rising into Dota 2. PC gaming has also become about as popular as console gaming in the mainstream, I mean, all you have to do is look at the majority of pro CSGO players to see that.
>>52312609
Nice try Turkbro.
>>52312656
I meant in the level of depth.
Literally every genre besides things like driving are easier without a controller.
>>52312739
I guess if depth means game mechanics I can agree with that. Out of everything I've tried (LoL, Dota 1, Dota 2, Smite, HotS, HoN) I'd say Dota 2 has the most mechanical depth but by no means is it complicated, not even close to what a standard strategy game is like. I mean, it's not hard to learn about things like Strength, Agi, Int and how they affect you (we should know this from playing years of rpg's anyway) or things like stacking creep camps, but it's more than what the average shooter kiddie knows.
>>52312845
Depth in the sense that it is literally just 1/3 of the game it's based off of.
>>52313096
Fair enough, totally agree with that. It's sad to think that MOBA pro's legit think they can stack up against oldschool arena shooter dudes or longtime strategy game fans.
>>52313284
It's even funny when you realize that Warcraft 3 at the time was considered a casual RTS game.
It took about half the RPM to play at a higher level than starcraft did and too significantly less strategy than C&C
>>52313349
What is considered a difficult and complicated srategy game then? Brood Wars? That one WWII game I forget the name of?
>>52313569
brood war was the most elite at the time
https://youtu.be/eZeS2CJ0UnE
reminder
>>52303084
lel nice pic
shit thread desu senpai
>>52313959
I'm a nerd who can't into sports. Who should I be rooting for right now? I like Baltimore Ravens and Minn. Vikings just because of their mascots 2bh.
>>52314160
The Patriots. Literally framed by the NFL, most injured team in the NFL, recently leaked that the NFL is whispering in the ears of officials during games, and are still the favorite to win it all.
The also have the biggest underdog in sports history, and the team with the most character and best bromances.
Also their coach is a literal savant and one of the best in history if not the best.
>>52314160
Raiders. You'll have to worry about being accused of a bandwagon fan, but we're all insane anyway so we don't care!
>>52314514
*never have to worry about
Fuck, I'm drinking the rum as I go along with this baking
>>52314412
I've always wanted to live in New Hampshire or Maine so probably the team I'd end up supporting in the future anyway.
>>52314514
>Being a Raiders fan
I don't know jack shit about football but I do know the reputation you all have, and the "legacy," of your team. May as well root for the Browns or the Jets or something.
>>52314565
>I've always wanted to live in New Hampshire
I actually live in new hampshire and my family has a bunch of land in vermont
But the raiders are historically good, mostly because of 20+ years ago, but they are also considered one of the dirtiest teams in the NFL as well.
Morning~
Good luck at work today!
