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Qt asian gf edition
American women were made for British cock
>>52250565
Let us have the French women and we will officially immortalize your statement with an engraving on Mount Rushmore.
>>52250535
FIVE THREADS
>>52250695
sold out
choose another
birds 2bh
and houses
>>52250977
Italian
>>52250565
Nah, made for Russian cock senpai
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie
>>52253955
>stealing netherland's spoiler
anime
>>52254747
>>52253955
who's kylo ren
>>52252616
kill yourself
you pick nigger
Fucking disgusting.
Didn't mean to quote.
>>52253596
And go choke on your own vomit.
![[Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu episode 7 (720p 10 bit AAC)[E9B2FFC2].mkv_snapshot_19.43_[2015.10.24_06.47.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6W31MdZ.jpg "[Nubles-pure] Gj-Bu episode 7 (720p 10 bit AAC)[E9B2FFC2].mkv snapshot 19.43 [2015.10.24 06.47.46]")
>>52255020
damn megumi sure seems comfortable
>>52255041
bring it faget >:3
cute boys
>>52255040
MANime
why is 1750 calories so little
>>52250807
Sachiko once had SEVEN threads
>>52255075
I'm already behind you.
30th for secession
>>52255121
>calls themselves true blooded americans
>wants to secede
>texASS
based edition
>tfw no Chinese gf
>>52255146
>implying "America" isn't the name of a series of continents rather than a country
>>52255121
real americans
>>52255127
woah senpai
I dont know about any of that stuff what do you mean stalker rapist?
THE REMAKE OF FFVI ON STEAM IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE BULLSHIT SPRITES??? DON'T RUIN MY ONE FUCKING FAVOURITE GAME
>>52255093
>watching K-ON right now
i dont wanna be a man desu
There's always a chance
>>52255146
There is nothing more American than wanting to secede from the Union
>literally just ohio, oklahoma and """"jalisco"""" shitposting
>>52255114
and I'm already behind her :^)
>>52255185
dont make us resurrect sherman and torch our way to Virginia again
>>52255186
>implying this is different than any other time
>>52255186
>yankucks.gif
>>52255190
i think we need some Hilary up in this bitch
>>52255103
Are you trying to get me to respond? Because now I'm obligated to.
>>52255093
I'm no weeb or anything but anime from the 80's kicks ASS
>https://twitter.com/MartinOMalley/status/675363871478046720
>>52255221
prepare kebab torpedoes
>>52255243
80's/90's anime is pretty damn good
lucky star and Crayon is where everything went downhill
>>52255199
Just sit back and think about that statement, just sit, take a good hard look, and think about it
New Google doodle is great.
https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en
>>52255267
I know exactly what I said
>>52255237
TWO
W
O
Sachiko threads. Not enough, if you ask me.
>>52255284
GAS THE YANKS, CIVIL WARS NOW!
>>52255284
Apparently you didn't, because if he "burned his way to Virginia" like you said then he would have torched the North as well you stupid fucking teenager
will 4chanx ever stop fucking up with captcha posting
>>52255351
You can torch your way to VA without burning the north. All you have to do is start in the south...
>>52255364
I don't even have 4chanx desu
all I hear about are things breaking
>>52255351
>>52255311
get back to fucking your sister
>>52255250
its a bicycle fan belt and c4 inside a hollowed out torpedo big enough for one
>>52252473
I like birds.
I used to have a bird
>>52255386
>implying that happened
This was the second day of talking through whatsapp, should I invite her somewhere now? Where?
>>52255364
I haven't had that issue in weeks
>>52255410
>implying that matters this time around
>>52255413
a coffee and a desert
somewhere nice
>>52255410
saved
>>52255452
deSSert¨*
>FFR increased
AWW YEAH HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
>>52255452
>>52255472
hhhehhehehhhehehhhhheheh
>desert
>>52255433
>you now realize the reason for all the carpetbagging Yankee scum flooding your state is to one day become activated and destroy it
>>52255472
>>52255472
>tfw can't get a gf/bf that will buy me a desert
>>52255389
HOL UP
*smacks lips profusely*
SO YOUZ IZ TELLIN ME
*eats clam chowder*
NAH HOL UP
*murders innocent southern civilians*
AYY YO YOUZ IZ SAYIN
*oppresses state's rights*
LEMME GET DIS RITE
*burns down farms*
YOUZ IS SAYIN
*erects monuments to war-mongers*
HOL UP HOL UP
>>52255454
It's all yours friend
>>52255452
>>52255472
Yeah I get you. She gave me a general idea of where she lives so I'm looking for places nearby. I kind of want to invite her tomorrow to do something on friday.
>>52255494
gud pust
>>52255399
good luck my son
>>52255250
>>52255493
I'd buy you your anime pals a one-way ticket to Auschwitz, you weeb fuck.
>>52255494
you have autism
>>52255523
thanks
lads is windows 10 any good?
>>52255486
>>52255493
stop bulli
>>52255565
yes goyim, it's excellent
>>52255546
this is the best post in the thread so far
>>52255565
its invasive spyware for the feds so no
>>52255565
amazing
go get it cowboy
>>52255493
A nice dessert made with love tastes so much better.
>>52255565
Yes. I would advise you to install it immediately
Everything is so efficient and smooth and it's the best product out there!
>>52255565
You probably belong on reddit.
>>52255565
if you like having your audi drivers desync daily, dont want to be able to connect to wifi because the connections taskbar is inaccessible, and want to hard shut down every time, sure
>>52255599
Can't say I've ever eaten a dessert that wasn't purchased, made by my parents, or made by me.
>>52255596
>it just works
>>52255629
slow down man
have you considered maybe that's a problem with your pc?
>>52255599
me and my friends used to make cakes on sleep overs
>>52255666
my PC, my moms PC, my cousins 2 PC's, and countless other people's PC's who have complained about it to Microsoft support?
>>52255692
woah like get better pcs
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
>Halo V doesn't have local coop
Okay, so the franchise is actually dead.
Here they discuss your shit correctly >>52255560
>>52255560
>>52255560
>>52255560
>>52255645
I had desserts my brothers fiance use to make sometimes. Were quite good
>>52255692
No such problems exist!
>>52255565
DO NOT install it before checking if your computer is compatible with it. That also means software that came with your computer.
Go to the manufacturers website.
>>52255714
Halo 4 killed it for me
>>52255703
I have a decent PC. Maybe microsoft should work on not releasing buggy OS's
>>52255737
>installing windows 10
well you're just the cutest little goy, aren't you?
I have a strong desire for a female companion
>>52255744
I never played it but I will since I'm staying with my family for the holidays and my bro got the Master Chef Collection.
We've been working through the first so far, planning on doing all of them. I just tried Halo V today since it was laying around.
>>52255652
back to windows after being an osx user for like 10 years
so yeah, it just does. what's the proble with that}?
>>52255764
>tfw spent all my money on over-priced tequila to drink my sorrows away
jk but I really did spend too much for what I got...
feels bad man
>>52255737
>DO NOT install it
Shoulda just ended the post there
>>52255758
I wonder who could be behind this post.
Nice try.
>>52255565
>tfw microsoft jinxed themselves by not naming it 9
>>52255802
But if his computer is compatible then he should, if he feels like he wants to upgrade.
>not installing windows 10 on a separate partition and never using it cause it's a pointless upgrade over win7
shig
Windows 10 is fine. There is literally nothing to be tinfoil hat crazy about
>>52255789
>drinking alcohol
>purposefully killing yorself
>>52255840
agreed. Microsoftâ„¢ would never release a buggy product to the consumer
we should buy their new Windows 10â„¢ Operating Systemâ„¢ to apologize
Reminder that if you live to see 78 you probably spent 25 years of that asleep
>>52255833
>then he should
Why? it's worse than 7
>>52255852
>not getting drunk on America's liquor while browsing /cum/ and making informative and anti-social posts
I want yuropoors to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2_Me2V2jyQ
tecas cookin
Utah local beer is so shit, holy Christ.
>>52255901
What city faggot
>>52255895
That's your opinion dude.
And what do you mean why? If he wants to do it, that's all that's needed.
Please complete all sentences when reading. This is elementary.
>>52255879
Check ur math. Its closer to 22-23 and that's based on average sleeping habits not your own
>>52255933
what flavor?
>>52255938
915
Just got a call from my mother at 1am. She apparently found a gram of weed and a water bottle steamroller in my 15 year old sister's room. Called the cops and had her arrested for it.
Really fucking pissed about it, gave her more than a few choice words until she hung up on me. The girl is making straight A's, taking advanced classes, has a job, and has never been in any trouble in her life. She's got depression and anxiety issues but does well anyway, the fuck is the point of having her arrested for smoking a little weed before bed? She's going to have to blow all of the money she's been saving to buy herself a car on a lawyer now.
Fucks sake I'm mad. You don't throw your own people to the wolves like that over some petty bullshit, that's literally forcing the worst thing that can happen over some weed on her because you're stuck in 1940 and don't like it.
>>52255895
Nah its better
![44541f205627ac6d419d66065da617d6df00a8ac6e100c5fa6f0845c1e3e115a_1[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/DFRWBv5.jpg "44541f205627ac6d419d66065da617d6df00a8ac6e100c5fa6f0845c1e3e115a 1[1]")
>>52255895
whoa don't spread such dirty lies!
>>52255955
Temporarily 979. Can't get used to people giving out seven digits for phone numbers.
>>52255666
>me and my friends used to make cakes on sleep overs
Sounds fun. I simply like cooking for my guests desu
>>52255952
It's called 801, small batch pilsner. Alcohol made here legally has to be watered down before it can be sold. Shit sucks.
>>52255940
>That's your opinion dude.
No. It's objectively worse.
>If he wants to do it
He asked if it was any good and it's not.
Decent insult but this is a bit of a pot and kettle situation.
why have I never heard of this anime until now
>>52255971
>>52255971
>Called the cops and had her arrested for it.
Damn, your mother sounds like a real cunt.
>for a gram of weed
AYY WEED LMAO
>>52255971
She broke the law and deserved the punishment.
>but she dindu nuffin
Laws are laws. Now she pays the price.
i want Canada's boipucci
>>52255988
I thought Utah was totally dry.
>>52256003
you can have it
>all these computer illiterate types who think win10 is better than Windows 7
wow, sure is reddit in here. I expected better of /cum/
>>52255971
That sounds fucking rude.
Why was she rummaging trough your sister's room anyway?
>>52255986
>979
anon I am so sorry...
>temporary
Oh thank god
>>52255903
woops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0v6-aZTsFw
Texas Cookin*
>>52255990
>kissanime
Kill thyself.
>>52256027
Lmao literally who cares u fuckn nerd.
>>52255971
Tell your mom she's pretty much Hitler 2bh. Shit grinds my gears hardcore. Having a 15 year old arrested over a few grams of bud is fucking retarded.
>>52256002
It's against the law for me to not fuck you in the ass, bend over buddy boy.
>>52256004
Nah, we have a lot of local brewing companies. They just aren't too good because the theocracy keeps them in check.
>>52256027
>put windows 10 on my laptop cuz fuck windows 8
is it just me or does my desktop/toolbar freeze all the fucking time and require a reboot
like holy shit
>>52256048
torrenting is for weebs and CR always shits itself 1/2 of the way through
Friendly reminder that when you are lying on your deathbed you will have no wife or children to take care of you.
You will die alone in your sad little apartment and no one will remember your name
>>52256086
who gives a shit? you'll be dead either way
>>52256050
back to reddit, champ
>>52256062
yeah it's quite buggy, which is just all the more reason to not install it since it doesn't give you any real performance boost
>>52256068
its like you don't even want to be a true pirate
>>52256052
It isn't. The law is the law and those who break it need to be punished. If we become lenient on things this country will go down the wrong path. Lawbreakers deserve no sympathy.
>>52256038
I've only got a few more months left here one way or the other.
But then I move back to Houston which is a different kind of hell. At least it won't take me 10 minutes to drive 3 miles, and there's more to eat and do than watch movies fuck cattle and eat chicken.
>>52256029
She probably smelled it, my sister was smoking in her bedroom apparently.
I'm going to end up shelling out for her lawyer now. Goodbye project car fund, guess I'll get my coilovers next year. Not gonna make her waste her very limited savings on this bullshit.
>>52256102
bend over bub lemme see that boipucci
>>52256062
thats EXACTLY what fucking happens
>>52256100
I only pirate vidya and movies I cant otherwise stream
>>52256102
>people actually think like this
>>52255971
Disown your mom...she sounds insane with bipolar or borderline
>t. Medfag
>she broke the law now she must pay the price
>>52256086
Sounds like most of my life so far. Honestly i'll probably just be waiting for it to speed up.
>>52256119
I don't engage in immoral and degrading behavior.
>>52256121
whew glad its not just me
thought my laptop was just becoming really shitty
now to figure out how to completely wipe my drive and install linux
>>52256145
The only thing you're gonna be engaging is your hips when my dick fills up your ass.
>>52256106
I had thought you were in Killeen for a moment but I looked it up to be sure. idk whats in 979 seems like its an extension of Harris county or something.
>>52256112
>not teaching your sister how to smoke properly
That said, what kind of shitty, ancient draconian laws do you fags have that you could get in any type of real trouble for some weed? fuck sakes, if you called the cops here about weed they'd laugh at you and certainly not waste taxpayer dollars on a 15 year old girl smoking.
>>52256112
That's very sweet of you.
Your sister should've been more careful too.
>>52256145
Good lad. You've got these degenerates in their place.
>>52256145
I often wonder what its like to have sex with someone like you. Do you even bait?
>>52256138
Yea she's never been a very stable individual. I stay away from her as much as possible but my siblings don't really have that option.
The best part is she'll have her daughter arrested for a little weed and then cool off with 2 xanax and a bottle of wine.
>>52256136
Being moral and respecting the laws of the land and authority is just a try sign that you're no longer a child. Children feel sympathy for other children, so it comes as no surprise from you.
>>52256156
This is the kind of behavior I've been talking about. Were you disciplined as a child? If not you're parents failed you.
>>52256175
Had I known she was at all interested in it I would have. As far as I knew she'd never picked up a bowl in her life.
>>52256181
I agree. Gonna have to talk to her about fucking around at mom's place. Once you find a way to piss that woman off she'll stop at nothing to get back at you.
>>52256213
I want to fuck the nun
>>52256112
>smoking in her bedroom
Okay, so your mom is still crazy but that's retarded of your sister to do. Did she not bother looking up anything in regards to stealth smoking? I mean, I managed to smoke in my parents houses for like 2 years by just using a small gravity waterbottle rig in the bathroom at night. It's not that hard to find or figure info out about.
>>52256175
Here kids get sent to abuse riddled reform centers over a gram of weed. Some states are fucking bonkers.
>>52256213
You can call me daddy and I'll discipline you baby<3
Goodnight.
>>52256277
gnight okie
>>52256277
sleep well my midwest brother
>>52256213
I smoke weed erry day and volunteer for the county rape clinic and intern at a medical care mission
You...you're a faggot NEET who might as well not breath
Get a fucking clue kid: you have literal Asperger's
>>52256277
nite
https://soundcloud.com/bae-sic/opiates-1
http://www.strawpoll.me/6289350
>>52256246
mmm seems like such a ridiculous situation I thought it was copypasta at first.
>>52256256
Yeah, but you live in Utah so that wouldn't be surprising to me at all.
Although one of my roommates at uni was from Utah and the kid was the biggest stoner I've ever seen in my life. He went to cali with his tuition money and bought a huge jar of weed and then sold it around uni to pay for his weed
>>52256303
>you have literal Asperger's
>posts anime reaction image
oh the ironing
>>52256277
good night okie
>>52256213
Okay, let's go back to the original story: The mother is clearly a bitch who over-reacted to a teen being a teen. There would have been no issue if she had just scolded her child or better yet sat down and talked about it with her. So there's the first issue I have with it. Then she gets the cops involved, which while I don't particularly agree with, maybe a scare from the cops is acceptable depending on the situation. But, this 15 year old girl who has made a small mistake is not slapped on the wrist for it, she is arrested and given a charge for it. Now I don't know about you, but having that happen to you at 15, especially when you seem to have a grip on your life, would be incredibly horrifying and has the potential to fuck this girl over for much of her early adulthood. This is not how you deal with a teen smoking pot.
My older sister was caught with drugs in the house when I was like 15, my father kicked her out, but did not get the police involved whatsoever. She was allowed to return home a few weeks after (though she had to begin to pay rent) and got her life back on track with no issues legally or financially. She didn't harm anybody, and so she wasn't harmed herself. This is a much more favourable outcome than incarcerating and charging somebody who isn't even out of high school yet.
>>52256303
>get a fucking clue kid
>falling for bait
weebs everyone
>>52256326
People want what you keep from them imo, there are a LOT of smokers here, even more opiate addicts.
Cool about your roomie though, was he a nice guy?
>>52256330
>i scarecrow argument anime reaction images while on an anime forum
Oh the Asperger's
>>52256326
>get tuition
>buy weed
>sell weed
>to pay for weed
what does it mean
>>52256384
belka shall rise again
>>52256363
>smoking weed
>having a grip on your life
pick one
>>52256303
There's no need to be so upset. Clearly those marijuana cigarettes have already had their effect on you. There's nothing I can do or say to you to change who you are, all I can tell you is that you are a lawbreaker regardless of whatever you do to atone for or work in counterforce against your deeds. Your values have already been planted into you by whoever was responsible for your development. They messed up
>>52256382
>implyig anime, specifically moeshit, isn't GAY as fuck
Don't choke on all that dick, faggot.
Is there anything going on in EDM that can match Liquid in 2012?
>>52256164
It's more or less the final stretch of the Brazos River.
>>52256399
>posting smug Chinese 2D skanks
>having a grip on your life
Choose neither
>>52256377
yeah he was really cool. He didn't care about being in uni though, but that's ok. A lot of fun to hang out with, and he could pull girls like crazy which was weird cause he was so laid back and quiet.
>>52256384
If you spend your tuition money on weed, you won't have enough money for tuition or weed.
If you spend your tuition money on a shitload of weed at discount prices, then sell the weed at the going rate around campus, you will have tuition money back plus weed.
???
>>52255042
Who is this beautiful man?
>>52256399
I don't see the issue. Maybe that's an option when you're in your mid-twenties, but a teenager shouldn't have to worry about having something so minor having the ability to fuck over her life. Teenagers experiment and do stupid shit all the time, I know I drank alcohol a lot more than I should have, but so far I think I've turned out alright.
>>52256363
The mother did the right thing
Parents house, parents rules. NO exceptions. If you choose to not follow those and even worse, violate state or national law then that person has every right and a moral obligation to turn them in. No sympathy
>>52255153
My edition too :^)
>>52256441
the man who somehow managed to lose to the philadelphia eagles
>>52256427
that makes sense thanks for the explanation
>>52256384
Never stop hustling, that's what it means
>>52256427
Sounds like a few of my friends 2bh.
>>52256443
>responding to bad anime bait
stop
>>52256441
Tom the greatest living american Brady
>>52256443
>Teenagers experiment and do stupid shit all the time,
and they get punished for it. what's the problem?
>>52256459
Jesus Christ you don't belong in this free nation you fucking commie
>>52256472
I was just heated up and I needed excuses to use images from that folder. The bait is starting to become clearer now.
>>52256459
>even worse violate state or national law then that person has every right and a moral obligation to turn them in
>>52256491
Then I'm sure you'd be okay with being punished for all those anime seasons you've legally stolen (pirated) from their rightful owners. That's like what, a huge fine and close to 10 years in prison or something?
>>52256501
Yea no point giving him a (You)
He's just trollin
>>52256499
Freedom has never meant that you have freedom to break the law or stand above the law. Freedom is being free to exercise the rights you have. The perverse idea of "freedom" that is rampant in Americans today is quite disappointing. No you cannot do as you please and that's the way it should be
>>52256537
On the flip side I got two new smug anime faces out of it, so in the end I win.
>>52256523
don't watch anime. I just like the reaction images.
if I did break the law, I wouldn't bitch when I get punished for it.
What should I drink next lads. We have rum, vodka, tequila and maybe a little whiskey left.
>>52256575
have a White russian
for me, since Im out of kahlua
>>52256570
ayyy
>>52256575
Just crushed the rest of my tequila. That being said you can't go wrong with a little whiskey.
>>52256575
All of it.
>>52256575
Post a video of yourself drinking 1 part rum to 1 part mustard.
Who /Muslim/ here?
>>52256607
yooooooo
naaahhh couldn't do it
cute dogs
>>52256575
rum and tequila, and pour that commie potato alcohol down the drain.
Also finish off the whiskey
>>52256613
Nah
>>52256620
I have some bad news regarding those "dogs".
>>52256584
For you then buddy. Cheers.
>>52256593
True. Maybe after the White Russian.
>>52256601
Pls, I'm a lightweight and I don't ever drink except for when I'm out of weed which isn't often. I'll fall over and die.
>>52256607
I'm not in the mood to vomit 2bh.
>>52256620
>veal
shit tier meat desu
>>52256638
>I have some bad news regarding those "dogs".
veal is murder
>>52256620
worried kitty
>>52256669
Sweet, delicious murder...
>>52256698
WHY DO BABY ANIMALS HAVE TO TASTE SO GOOD???
Is it possible to commit suicide using only your body, without any outside objects?
You could maybe cut yourself with a fingernail, then claw at the cut until it was big enough to bleed you to death, but that would take a long time and might not work.
>>52256723
bite your tongue off
>>52256723
Hold your breath for a long ass time
>>52256723
>Is it possible to commit suicide using only your body
Yeah, it's called gravity. Try jumping off a ledge.
Alternatively, you can try moving to a state where they have freedom and buy yourself a gun to do the drop properly.
>>52256723
Just not eat or drink I guess. Or exhaust yourself through vigorous exercise repeatedly.
>>52256716
no regrets
>>52256723
Rip your dick off and bleed to death.
>>52256769
>Iowa
What happens here other than corn?
>>52256723
Might be able to slam your arm on your knee hard enough to cause a compound fracture near your artery? Would be a metal as fuck way to go.
>>52256769
That takes days. Happened to a bunch of people in Africa, they got castrated and left to bleed out in the street iirc.
>>52256786
Manufacturing.
I made the white Russian but I also found a very large bottle of Brandy. Tonight's gonna be comfy.
>>52256213
Who the fuck do you think you are? You have no right to criticize someones parents you fucking piece of shit. You're on 4chan if anything you're being fucking immoral
>>52256836
godspeed, lad
>tfw no Asian gf to sit on my face
Back from the bath desu
>>52256836
>Tonight's gonna be comfy.
Until tomorrow morning... but worry about that when the time comes.
>>52256852
The fact that you're so offended leads me to suspect that you yourself break the law. It's natural to build a barrier of defense around yourself. You think you're right, accepting that you're not is the beginning to walking the path of the true man
>>52256593
>a little whiskey
A lot of whiskey**
>>52256919
cucked by mans best friend
>>52256932
There's no such thing as a little once it starts
>>52256917
I don't need to live by your shitty standards or by anyones but my own. Fuck off
>>52256881
Right, I forget hangovers are a thing since I usually smoke hella before bed and don't think about it.
Fuck it.
>>52255971
That's a bit drastic but my dad would have slapped me for doing this shit and if I'm honest I'd do the same if my sister would do this. Still calling the cops is an overreaction. I guess our cops wouldn't even show up here for stuff like that.
>>52256951
If living by your own standards warrants violating laws then those standards directly go against those of the nation. My only advice to you would be to find another country to live in
>>52256943
Exactly desu. feelsgood
>>52256981
>he's still on with this shitty bait
Don't you have other threads to fuck around in
good night
>>52256981
Nooope. Land of the free home of the brave. Not going anywhere. Weed will be legal nationally anyway
>>52257030
good night
>>52257030
Sleep well
>>52257030
Night bud
>>52212455
Day 7468
>>52257057
>>52257053
which one of you is the gay one
>>52257109
There's a gay one?
Not me
>>52257109
They're all 100% straight.
>>52257109
I am not gay
>>52257169
do you read yaoi?
>>52257109
Easy, the one who said sleep well
>>52257169
>>52257127
Let's rephrase this. Which one likes boys but is straight
>>52257225
Still not me mang
>>52257190
fuck off sand nigger
>>52257225
What if there is a 3rd and these two are innocent
>>52257225
I think there are more VA posters than you think
>>52257188
No you have the wrong one!
>>52257190
I always wish people good nights and sleeps
>>52257190
There is nothing gay about telling someone to sleep well
>>52257271
>>52257281
Good night is ok, sleep well is what girls say
>>52257271
>>52257240
still not sure I buy it but okay. Maybe I'm counting wrong.
quite suspicious of >>52257271
>>52257312
How would you know what girls say
Faggots out
>>52257312
I sometimes tell people to sleep well
I'm not a girl
>>52257365
You're a cute boy. Might as well be a girl.
>>52257335
>How would you know what girls say
Found the homosexual
>>52257312
Really? I often use that when wishing people good night. I'm not a girl
>>52257328
Wrong VA desu. Proof
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>>52257387
>weeb
>calling others homosexual
Nice try Morocco, but I'm still laughing at you.
>>52257404
>not a girl
You expect me to believe that ?
>>52257451
You'll just have to take my word on it
>implying girls are real
>>52257470
No shoe thighs now
>>52257484
n-no
>>52257487
Show* obviously
Why not? What are you afraid of ? Showing thighs isn't anything shameless
Brandy lads
>>52257531
>snapping pictures of thighs and putting them online isn't shameless
pls
>>52257535
I'm on my 10th beer.
>>52257553
lightweight
>people never bother to look at fact checks
>>52257549
It's not.
>>52257572
I'm trying to not be hungover for court in 7 hours.
>>52257549
Don't fall for his trick. He'll add your thighs to his collection and you will forever regret it
>>52257591
based Bill
>>52257609
Whatcha drinkin and whatcha goin to court for friend?
>>52257594
I-It feels too lewd
>>52257549
What's wrong with it? There's nothing to be ashamed of.
>>52257614
And I believe you owe us something.
>>52257614
You're falling for mine
>>52257642
Icehouse Edge and DUI 1st offense.
>>52257591
>Jeb
I always knew he was librul. It's funny though, he's one of the more qualified candidates but is such a meme sperglord and has the name "Bush" he's become pretty much unelectable
Pretty glad I decided to go chainsmoke angrily for a few and missed this whole thigh business
>>52257591
>"I did not have sexual relations with that women"
>>52257691
>2016 - 15 days
>smoking
>>52257591
>>>"""fact checks"""
>>52257702
But it feels so riiiiight
>>52257691
Sorry to hear about the sis incident. I'd defend my siblings tooth and nail too
>>52257658
Stop driving drunk anon, that's dangerous.
>>52257747
Not your fault bud but thanks
It's some bullshit but with my mother it always is.
>>52257658
Don't do it again anon, there are enough assholes on the road driving drunk around here as it is.
Wish you luck in court.
>>52257769
I thought I was sober and hungover. I had been asleep for 9 hours before driving. Nope, .29 BAC.
>>52257808
>.29
Damn son, should've gone right back to sleep
>>52257798
I won't ever do it again, and thanks.
>>52257837
Wish I had done that. Not only is this charge shitty, but the accident left me in severe pain for weeks.
>>52257648
NO
>>52257653
I'm not falling for anything
>>52257868
How bad of an accident?
>>52257887
Bully.
>>52257868
Hope you're okay anon, stay safe.
>>52255971
Good for you mom cunt.
Ive been brushing the shit out of a specific part of my gums the last 3 days and its somehow still bleeding like crazy
Why is job hunting so depressing
>>52257888
Vehicle did a 180, then fell over on the passenger side. Only needed to replace the side mirror and the rear window which a fireman broke so I could crawl out.
Brandy is some shit. Gonna go to bed before I puke because I'm not used to this. Night fellas.
>>52257984
have you tried a hydrogen peroxide mouthwash
>>52257928
Thanks, I've been drinking a lot less since then and definitely won't make the same mistake.
>>52257984
gingivitis possibly. Mild form
>>52258015
dont have any mouthwasha t home, desu
>>52258032
fug, and Im usually on top of this. I brush every day
>>52257990
Dealing with any form of rejection is depressing.
Be like Sisyphus, anon.
>>52258009
Good nivht
>>52258081
you have to floss too, famfam
>>52258269
I hate flossing
I'm supposed to go drinking later tonight should I just stay up until then
Maids desu
>>52258515
But it's morning now.
>>52258544
Oh well fuck nevermind
>>52258519
This is cute.
So far, so good.
>>52258519
>maids
ooolala
What should I get my gf for christmas, /cum/?
She likes yoga and watching TV. I have no idea what to get for her.
>>52258705
Wrap your dick in a box and present it to her
>>52258705
A bag of shrooms.
>>52258705
A bag of dicks in a box.
>>52258087
I strive to be Sisyphus every time I get out of bed
>>52258519
sweet jesus have mercy
>>52258905
>>52258905
>>52258905>>>52258905>52258905
new thread
>>52258519
I've actually been hoping to find that sauce for years
>>52258947
Really? Glad I could accidentally help then.
>>52259028
yeah, it's just the pic I had didn't turn anything up when image searching it :((
so it's a merry christmas!
>>52258620
That's because it is cute. Don't listen to washington, you're on the right path.
>>52259235
>Don't listen to washington
what lies is he telling?!?!
>>52259291
He says my yuri is impure. But I know better.
>>52259376
It most certainly is.
>>52259376
oh that's not surprising really :s
I'd create some yuri themed stuff with him tbqh
>>52259376
>yuri
>impure
>>52259444
It most certainly is not.
>>52259455
Maybe one day he'll come around and see the light.
>>52259544
That's what I'm saying, anon. How can the purest form of love be impure?
>>52259587
How can somebody look at this and think there's something impure going on?
All I see is purity.
>>52259627
Girls aren't supposed to do that.
>>52259587
he probably thinks the purest love is between 2 cute boys :o
>>52259627
Completely pure actions.
>>52259684
Of course they are, silly.
>>52259696
Most likely. However, it's actually between two girls.
>>52259684
It's not the purest. Not yet.
If you run it through the sibling love filter it becomes the purest love in the universe.
>>52259828
>If you run it through the sibling love filter it becomes the purest love in the universe.
Have a pimple on my dick desu
