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IRA all the way edition
>completely SHREK some guy in a 4chan argument
>go to take a piss
>start laughing about it
>pee all over my bathroom
worth it desu senpai baka
reposting because I don't feel like i got enough (you)s last thread.
Soon
have a nice day!
>>52319525
have a (you)
>>52319596
edward hopper is dope
gonna get on a plane too drunk tb h
>>52319596
You too Delaware
>>52319596
>tfw a girl bullies you for practicing the Taoist
principle of wu-wei
>>52319690
>>tfw a girl bullies you
I want this feel senpai, I really want it
>>52319467
>muh heritage
>>52319806
Bullying girls can be fun too
>>52319860
I'm a switch but most of the time I enjoy being bullied by them
>military contractors that worked in burn pits are surprised they got cancer
Hmm I guess that's why my parents told me not to join the military.
>>52319900
>switch
>not dominant 24/7
fagote
>>52319900
Mutual bullying can be fun too but then it's just banta
>>52319929
probably more because it causes you to dehumanize a large portion of humans and literally be scarred for the rest of your life
>>52320054
I have two female cousins that served and I don't really understand it at all... why would any girl join up ever. You're pretty much guaranteed to get raped.
>hear people say mexico is gay in these threads
>looking up porn habits for another thread
>decide to check mexico
>its actually true
well I didn't expect that the majority of mexico was actually gay, how do they reproduce so much?
>>52320165
>why would any girl join up ever. You're pretty much guaranteed to get raped.
I mean from what I've been told that is generally the reason most join, they are attracted to soldiers and realize that soldiers need relief
>>52320165
>You're pretty much guaranteed to get raped
Literally God's work
>>52320185
>tfw you realize brown people are the reason lisa ann is considered the best pornstar
>even dogs can walk all over women
>feminism is an actual thing that exists
*sigh*
Dreamed my roommate turned into a girl and I raped him. The dream would have been wet too if I didn't had a piss hardon.
>>52320450
>piss hardon
Excuse me, what is this?
>>52320450
>piss hardon
what
>>52320536
When you have to pee and it gives you a boner
>>52320397
>be female dog
>humans still call you mans best friend
females cucked desu
One more final left senpai
bad edition tbqh
>>52321145
good luck anon
>>52321301
talked to a friend that wrote the exam early and said it took him 5 hours
I think I'm fucked
>>52321218
fuck off brit
>>52321328
>5hours
How do you test for five hours
>>52321472
have a 3 hour exam and the prof doesn't care how long you stay for
>>52321526
It should only take 45 minutes for a smarti pi like you
>>52321526
>3 hours
>of testing
Canadian stamina is to high
I need to sell my laptop, shit's stressful
>>52321575
but I'm going to fuck up little calculations in fourier series and I know it
>>52321328
I did that for one of my exams
Got a 98 too
>>52320185
kEK, I always search for teens and mexicanas in Xvideos too.
>>52319525
>Thinking you can win a 4chan argument
Just by thinking that you lost
Managed to fuck up macaroni and cheese
>>52321986
try harder next time
>>52320567
>>52320536
When you wake up and feel like peeing and your dick is hard beacuse you're holding it.
>>52321986
Let's hear it, anon. This was homemade and not the stuff from a box, right?
I shaved my legs yesterday /cum/
It feels great
>tfw no japanese/korean gf
>>52321986
I'm disappointed in you desu
Good morning /cum/
Got an easy day of job searches and eating planned
should i go here for my master's?
>>52322134
>michigan
'no'
>>52322154
what's wrong with Michigan? not that far from where i am
>>52322162
grandparents said they'll give me bux only for educational purposes lol
>>52321986
don't feel bad
I fucked up a grilled cheese before
>>52322236
it's legitimately the worst northern state in the country
>>52322287
did you just forget about it?
>>52321986
Oh hold up, I got a better one. Once managed to fuck up a TV dinner. You can't beat that.
HABBENING
http://blog.scssoft.com/2015/12/american-truck-simulator-release-date.html
>>52322357
nope
I managed to completely fuck the bread, not melt the cheese, and make my house reek of buttery bread for a day.
>tfw didn't fall for the uni meme
>people still try to get me to go all the time
>young people still haven't realize that their future was already sold away by their parents
the future is anything but bright, and putting thousands of dollars betting you'll be able to get a job when over 50% of our jobs are going to be automated in the next 5-10 years is fucking stupid.
The only reasonable reason to go to college is if you get a full scholarship or go for very specific types of STEM, and even then I feel bad with people with scholarships because they are forced to go immediately after highschool most of the time. I'm willing to be less than 10% of people REALLY know what they want to do with their life right after highschool, they might think they do but I really fucking doubt they do.
>>52322364
Do people really want to simulate driving for days?
>>52322401
What did you do? I misread the instructions of putting it in for 5-6 minutes as putting it in for 56 minutes. Also managed to misread "microwave" as "toaster oven". Fortunately melted burning plastic has a stench that kills one's appetite.
>>52322478
its comfy
and they cut the real time it would take trucking by at least 50%
>>52322464
i work part time, get grants & schloarships, govt gives 30% off tuition, and i leech off parents and commute to uni
will be finishing uni without any loans
only reason i'm doing so is to go officer in the military 2bh
>>52322464
>>52322577
also don't you guys have that GI bill where you get uni basically paid for if you do enough time in military?
sounds cash as fuck
ripping cds lads
>>52322668
2015
0
1
5
r8 my fresh new cut
Hopefully I don't look like a school shooter anymore
>>52322446
>make my house reek of buttery bread for a day.
That actually sounds like a wonderful smell. They should make air fresheners out of it.
>>52322541
hello friend
>new outfit
>new shades
>fresh kicks
Pic related: the girls at Off the Hookah tonight
>>52322735
more of a school stabber vibe now
>>52322737
it might be pleasant normally but it had a really burnt tinge to it
>>52322763
what kinda shoes m8
>>52322626
>also don't you guys have that GI bill where you get uni basically paid for if you do enough time in military?
Yeah kinda, it's not a good deal for most.
https://youtu.be/_8rbHwMXMT8
>>52322796
Can't do anything right 2bh
>>52322735
You gota get some facial expression in there the whole stone cold thing is only good for sports pictures with the team.
I can't stop buying Legos. I'm an adult.
>>52322735
As a fellow ginger who tried to pull off the same thing, don't try too hard to get it where you want. I just buzzed it all.
>>52322134
No, Dearborn is a satellite school. Go to Ann Arbor or another central campus.
Who wants to buy a T430 and is in Boston?
>>52322797
KD VII with the velcro strap
>>52322807
so get a non-combat MOS?
>>52322844
At least it was all the Architecture line, right?
>>52322134
You'll fit right in.
>>52322852
i have a cousin that works near dearborn, says he'll let me crash at his house for free
>>52323015
how come
>tfw want to watch starwars but have no one to see it with
should i just see it by myself?
>>52322852
U of M Dearborn is a satellite school but its not that different from a main campus since the student pop is like 10k. I think it's still within like the top 5 of our state unis, granted we only have like what 13 or 14.
>>52322825
cheer up bud
everyone in ohio looks awful to some degree
>>52323083
dont tell me you actually believe /tv/'s no singles policy meme
>>52323083
>tfw sister bought tickets for $20 and sold it for $220 on ebay
>>52322735
Wow, lad. Much improved. That expression is not a good look though. Looks intense in a bad way.
>>52322879
I mean you're always a soldier first. There is no such thing as a non-combat deployment. Will you always be shooting at things? No. But you might be.
But in my opinion, knowing what you are doing and why you're really doing is enough to turn me off of it.
>>52323083
Yeah... whats wrong with going alone
>>52323122
it's not that, i'm wondering if the enjoyment i'll get out of the movie will outweigh the crushing depression of seeing everyone else coupled up and having fun
Spend way too much time and money in the city today. Do you guys got all the gifts you want to give away?
>>52323080
Muslim capital of USA.
>>52323232
Go to the early show
>>52323185
dude you are not seeing shit if you're a pulumber, cook or doing some desk job
>>52323257
Absolutely zero purchased thus far.
At least this grill showed her true colors before I sprang for a christmas gift. Pretty pleased about that desu.
>>52323257
I didn't buy anything for anyone
>>52323117
I don't want to be awful looking though, I want to be at the very least above average
>>52323179
I tried smiling but I couldn't find a good angle to where I didn't look like a murderer
>>52323232
every time I go its
>group of teens who just want background noise while they text
>old couples
>one black couple
>overweight mothers with their kids
>alot of empty seats
>>52323294
anons famous last words
>>52323257
I tried asking people what they wanted but nobody wants anything
>>52323350
well you achieved that by looking significantly less awful than the average awfulness of people here
>>52323360
I alway see someone there alone
>>52323257
I have a santa suit and I was thinking of wearing it, walking into salvation army and donating my old toys
>>52323360
>not immediately alerting an usher when someone texts
>>52323341
Yeah, I'd rather kept all my money but I feel like shit getting presents, but not giving something back.
>>52323347
Best way actually, but again, as I said before, personally I'd feel bad because I know people bought something for me.
>>52323395
Then save your money
>>52323385
i have a cousin thats a vehicle tech and was just in the shop most of the time. in Afghanistan he just stayed on base fixing shit
but idk maybe it's different over there
>>52323435
You have "toys"?
>>52323522
from when I was a kid, you pervert
>>52323480
>Ruining the day of a normie
Why are you so passive aggressive
>>52323480
They are always busy working the popcorn stand and are teens themselves. Its not like it matters they are usually in one corner quietly texting.
working 3-7 cashier shift
:(
>>52323435
That's a pretty nice idea. If you don't use your stuff there'll surely be people there who are thankfull. I thought about giving all my small coins to my "favourite" homeless guy at the citystation, but I haven't seen him for a longer time now.
>>52323580
Sorry but my movie viewing experience comes first
>>52323580
because they deserve it
>>52323617
How much is your experience affected by their phone?
>>52323637
>you will never fuck slags in your teenage years
>>52323747
200%
>>52323771
>sticking your dick in an ass thats seen more meat than a deli department
>>52323818
>bumsex
that's gross anon
>>52323780
Wow... see a shrink
>>52323863
or the cooch. Same circumstances
>>52323895
Keep your phone in your pocket next time
>>52323895
it's not just him, fights over phone etiquette in movies is a thing. some gramps in florida shot some guy over texting and killed him
>>52323899
Just imagine it as a war torn hell hole and your dick is a soldier, when she starts bitchin about the sound effects you threaten to take the helmet off and give her discharge from the army.
>>52323122
some theaters here have no singles policies
>>52323986
*movie theaters
>>52323986
>Be American
>Go to the Movies
>Get shot
Guy probably didn't even go to jail
This gay dude came onto me today at school today. Felt really bad turning him down but I'm not so meek that I'll let dudes fuck me just to keep from hurting their feelings...
>>52323895
You should have been texting me anyway. That nigga got nothin for ya.
>mfw americans and mexicans don't live in a multicultural society
>>52324041
That's just depressing
When jocks run society
>>52324057
>gaywan
>>52324057
you should fuck him instead to assert dominance
>>52324057
are you studying abroad there ?
>>52324041
literally why
>>52324057
>no giving him a cheeky poke
>>52324153
>you will never make out and finger a girl while watching a movie in the theaters
>>52324041
good /tv/ meme lad
>>52324057
>not saying no homo after fucking him raw and jamming him in the bro zone
>>52324153
single people at movie theatres makes some people really uncomfortable
they think you're a pervert or mass murderer or something
stupid sexy cirno
who here /neet/ ?
>>52324280
2young tbqh
>>52324213
>you will never take a qt girl to the movies and maybe start a relationship with her
>>52324213
last time I went to a movie with a girl she was 16 and didn't understand the main idea of the movie
howdy mates. will build a rust belt style industrial shithole on Cities Skylines with trains, coals and crime-infested shithole suburbs.
any tips?
>>52324324
>you will never ever have your first kiss
>>52322997
Superhero minifigures
>>52324127
I do this when walking on the sidewalk. If someone walking towards you refuses to yield, especially when you have the right of way, then you should just walk right into them. If you step to the side you're just submitting to the stronger party. Never do that.
>>52324150
Yes but I work here too. My school calls the compensation a "scholarship" though, I guess because it's technically illegal for me to work here.
>>52324347
hey turkbro
you gotta make a nice neighbourhood across a bridge that has like 10 police stations to make the poor feel poorer
>>52324311
NEET reporting in
>>52324347
Use New Jersey as a reference and fuse it with smog infested cali
>>52324311
only until I go back to uni in january
Stay strong guys
>>52324392
>10 police stations
i will make this hood but with no cops around.
>>52324425
>New Jersey
>shithole
rude. i think of something like Gary
>>52324448
>walking around with a $1600 knot in the front right
>not even sweating because I cut last night
>>52324425
>smog infested cali
hey, thats only half true
Post some stuff with heavy bass. Still haven't listens to Kendrick yet desu.
>>52324448
Are there people who actually believe this bullshit?
>>52324448
kek wtf is this faggoty shit
also daily reminder that self-cutters are literally attention whores
>>52324539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NINOxRxze9k
>>52324511
meant gotta have like a really safe place that is separated for some contrast
>>52324545
yes
your mum
>>52324574
i will build a house for you. i will share it.
How about /cuuk/ instead of /cum/?
what's it like being a chad? is it all cracked up to be
>>52324571
superior song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQW3R5Zcagc
>>52324248
>Being uncomfortable because someone is alone
This sounds like a bad meme
>>52324663
Everyone dies in the end
>>52324616
I'd say get fucked, but you're probably already spreading your cheeks for Sanjay Patel.
>>52324653
Loyalist scum we will never give up the 13 colonies!
>>52324571
I think Air did some stuff with Sia a while ago. I think she sang over this track.
>>52324571
>>52324665
Indie music is almost as bad as as EDM
>>52321218
Get bombed by the IRA
I asked a girl if she was busy today and she said yes and gave me an excuse. Should I take a hint or try to set a date for tomorrow?
>>52324767
who called the pleb patrol?
>>52324809
I'd wait for her to come again. If she was interested in a date, she'll probably try to get in touch with you again.
>>52324760
>I think she sang over this track.
What a cunt
>No bread in the house
What am I supposed to do for lunch? I've got like 6 bucks in my wallet, should I go out or should I just skip lunch?
>>52324760
No wait that was Zero 7 nvm
>you will never Push the Button
Why even wake up tomorrow
https://youtu.be/DDQWoe8AoUs?t=1h33m43s
>>52324859
Most modern music is absolute shit, good if you're on drugs or want something in the background, but shit musically and lyrically.
Mac Books aren't instruments.
>>52324809
>>52324869
this. and the last three girls i asked for a date all accepted at the first time but they ended up in a shit way. don't get low and just chill.
>>52319467
>only anime
If you wanted to say "only anime" you would say "sólo anime". Without the accent it literally means "alone anime." Nice try tho
>>52325038
It was literally made by a Chilean
I only added /cum/
nice try chicano
>>52324987
There is more great music being produced now than during any other time in history.
>>52324869
>>52325029
So what do I say now?
>>52325104
>1970s
You're just plain wrong
>>52324987
you have a laughably small knowledge of current music
>>52325129
Nothing, wait for her to come to you.
>>52325137
Other than Led Zepplin and Pink Floyd the 70s was an abomination
>>52325192
Just fucking absolutely nothing? Not even something like "oh well"?
>>52325095
That's because Chileans and Argies don't use accents and mispell words intentionally to shitpost. Maybe they did it ironically as in if you watch anime you will be forever alone.
t. Gringo
https://spanish.yabla.com/lessons.php?lesson_id=90
>>52325164
Give me one good song, with lyrics and guitars that haven't been synthesized to the point where they don't sound like guitars?
>>52325203
You must be confusing the 70's and the 80's.
>>52325238
http://ericschmitt.bandcamp.com/releases
no lyrics, but I dont see why that matters
>>52325233
oh well. i was kinda hyped but no problem. see u later. i will make some tasty enchiladas ( for impressing her with your cooking skills )
>best musical era
>not 80s with all those experimental music
>>52325203
>Ramones
>Velvet Underground
>Bowie
>Sabbath
>The Clash
>Big Star
>The Eagles
>Early hardcore like Black Flag and the Dead Kennedys
>The entire New York punk scene
The 70s were great
>>52325309
also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1vOGSG4Og0
>>52325331
>>Ramones
>>Velvet Underground
>>Bowie
>>Sabbath
>>The Clash
>>Big Star
>>The Eagles
>>Early hardcore like Black Flag and the Dead Kennedys
>>The entire New York punk scene
>>52325320
Turkey get the fuck out of my general if you won't give useful advice.
>>52325309
Lyrics are important, whats the point of showing how much you can masturbate on an instrument if you can't write and sing a song.
>>52325423
Jimi Hendrix is an awful vocalist yet he's widely considered one of the greatest musicians of all time
>>52325392
then just wait for her to text you for 2 day and if she doesnt do, you text her!
>>52325392
That was useful advice you ungrateful enchilada eater, you have to play cool with girls or else you look desperate.
>>52325359
>Disagree with someone
>Just use a fedora
Seriously, I don't think overweight trilby wearers are listening to the punk, they're probably more into the music you guys like
>>52323347
This.
Fuck consumerism
>>52325472
Yeah, but he sang, and it wasn't bad... no one wanted to hear a long instrumental... instrumentals are boring as fuck
>>52325542
>no one wanted to hear a long instrumental
what is ambient. What is post rock. What is progressive rock. What is folk
>>52325500
>Seriously, I don't think overweight trilby wearers are listening to the punk, they're probably more into the music you guys like
>>52325486
>>52325492
Well whatever I just did what Turkey said. Except for the enchilada part. It's not like I was gonna do good on my own anyway.
Macklemore is the greatest musician of Our generation
>>52325736
>>52325736
did she reply? if she doesn't you are fucked up. if she does with a sad message about the losing this opportunity, she is yours.
>>52325753
"No"
>>52325828
Her "last online" is still a few minutes before I sent the message. I'll let you know when that changes.
which /cum/ poster you would date mates? claim your cutie.
>>52326048
LMM is bae
>>52326048
bit gay, m8
we're all dudes
>>52325934
i'm waiting curiously. i hope it will turn out good since i'm like you when it comes to girls. i think of asking for a date to a girl but i'm pretty unsure.
>>52326048
The Californian who jerks off to dicks but totally isn't gay
>>52326169
Im as gay as you are straight
True alpha
what's up nerds.
>>52326261
this one is outdated. try newer ones mate.
>>52326264
sup
>>52326048
Jalisco seems cute
>>52326147
She doesn't seem to use her phone that much so it could be a long wait. I mean not extremely long but long enough to bother me.
>>52326431
not much, cleaned the house, now i'm sipping some coffee.
thanking the finnish snow gods it has ceased flurrying outside. false alarm.
Wanna get a Corrado senpai
>>52326610
my girlfriend's mom had one of those and didn't realize how fucking awesome they are and ended up selling it for a minivan. had like, 20,000 miles on it.
>>52326048
all of /cum/ is my mate
>>52326703
I know it's an older car but it seems pretty rare. Must have not sold too many. I just really like the body lines.
>>52326703
>my girlfriend
do any of you lads know anything about house cleaning? My apartment is a mess and outside of cleaning up trash and wiping stuff down with rags im clueless
>>52324653
imperialists
>>>/out/
>>52326921
Pinesol, baby
>>52324917
Ramen noodles
>>52326048
The short brown girl from Monterrey who doesn't come here anymore.
>>52326823
yeah, it was a pretty limited run. super cool, though. wish they made the jetta and golf so wide-stanced and aggressive.
>>52326887
sorry, the woman that lives with me and takes care of me and is essentially my mother but sometimes we touch genitals.
>>52326921
I can get you a pretty good deal with a nation wide network of illegal maids in the US, where you at fà m?
>there are Euros from different countries talking to each other in English RIGHT NOW
feels weird to be honest
>>52326147
She did reply but it was something like "maybe next time :)". That doesn't help at all. Help me, familia.
>>52327217
Don't worry about it
>>52327146
Missouri, this isnt going to be one of those lewd things is it?
>>52327158
Feels superior
My gf is going to school across the country... should I start dating other people, I have two girls that I could definitely date if I wanted to. Or should I just fap and skype with my current gf that I've been with for a very long time
>>52327217
play it cool, esse. no sudden movements.
>>52327217
this is a good reply. don't worry at all. wait for her to make her move.
>>52327288
>>52327351
>>52327386
Alright I'll just wait it out. Just one last thing, I'm not supposed to reply now, right?
>>52327453
no don't reply. no need to do it. wait for her 2 days and if nothing happens, ask for a date again.
>>52327453
No, wait for her to make a move
>>52326048
Queen's
>>52325366
The 80's is one big shitstain as far as music is concerned. Literally can't even be debated.
>>52327665
>Using reddit
>Ever
Nope
>>52327734
>Pesos
>Only $200 $100 an $50 bills
What a fucking poor nigga
>>52327810
he a taco bell level nigga.
>tfw you work multiple jobs and still cant afford to move out of your moms house
I'm lucky I have a really good relationship with my mom though
>>52327922
hang in there, friend. support yourself and support your mom. there is no shame in being unable to leave if you're doing something to change that.
>>52328007
pls stop
>>52327980
I mean I give her money but I certainly can't support her.
>>52328017
New Hampshire, cheapest rent I've seen anywhere here is over $600/month and that's in a 1 bed room tiny apartment building
>>52327665
You think thats painful try joining a skype group from /v/ and finding out all 8 of them are redditors
>every message is copy pasted upvoted comments on topics from reddit
>insane shilling on unreleased games/movies
>low level baiting that sends them into full tantrums when you tell them they are stupid
>they want you to describe every board so they dont get arrested
>meme speaking in voice chat
>making fun of tumblr only to lose their shit when you trigger them
>begging for money to fund weed habbits
>>52328017
Southern California... like 1000 bucks for a studio and 800 for a room in someone's house at cheapest
>>52328115
>>meme speaking in voice chat
truly the worst
>>52327604
>>52327640
>>52327688
>>52327734
>>52327781
>>52327835
>>52327879
>>52327921
>>52327962
>>52328007
>>52328056
>>52328100
>>52328146
>>52328199
Here's your reply, now will you stop
senpai I talked to a british guy in tech support who sounded really intimidated by my voice. Do New Englanders sound like they are yelling or something? I actually felt bad for the guy, sounded like I was berating him and kept apologizing the entire time.
Rina
>>52328244
I about shot myself during the meetup because they had no self control about it
>>52328115
>making fun of tumblr only to lose their shit when you trigger them
Most people who make fun of tumblr are like that... they're just mad at women, they're just as likely to get triggered as the women on tumblr if you try to banter with them.
>>52328066
>New Hampshire, cheapest rent I've seen anywhere here is over $600/month and that's in a 1 bed room tiny apartment building
this is the price of living in one of best places on earth. are you in Manchester?
>>52328467
but... b-but... women are bad!? they smell nice and take our freedoms!!
>>52328302
Brits are just cucks like that
let's post comfy rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuOO8wWsSM
>>52328559
canadabro, please.
>>52328481
yes
>>52328244
Does it count if you are making Donald trump wall memes while playing AoE2 and one team is only building walls
New thread
>>52328708
>>52328708
>>52328708
>>52328733
>>52328736
Impressive how close together they are
>>52328821
impressive how neither has a single post yet
>>52328398
i hope you made it out ok anon
>>52328729
making the odd joke or reference is one thing
its only really unbearable if its constant and usually the same joke, or just something dumb in general like most everything from that "why you shouldn't play with /v/" video
>>52328870
Oh yea I once played with a guy who actually used meme as a verb noun and adjective in every sentence
Holy shit did I want to stab him
