/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
Amorality man edition
doing a cara
maisie
willy bum poo
who here /noqtgf/
Gib scotish qts
me on the right
It's getting cold, isn't it?
might have a wank
anyone else hear see a counsellor
>>52278220
right her lad haha
>>52278232
me on the lefr
>memes aside and on the whole, there's a serious point to make that 4chan is no longer a site for anime in 2015.
>>52278122
One of the most interesting, engaging and charismatic Brits ever.
>>52278122
Christopher is best Hitchens, prove me wrong (pro tip: you can't)
>I live outside Yorkshire
>>52278143
>out of pringles and cream crackers
just fuck my shit up
you hear that sound lads? that's the sound of you dying one second at a time.
I guess you should watch smart anime while you can.
>>52278247
It's mild lad
me on the left
>better post my old fedorapost in the new thread in case anyone missed it
>dumb slags on my facebook feed just checked in at the local police station and wrote "oops bad gals"
Mods are sleep, post your legs.>>52278247
>dad uploads a candid photograph of me when i actually don't look that bad
>instantly untag myself in it and ask him to take it down because i'm so self concious
feels bad lads
>>52278262
>>52278271
Rasheed and Jamal
Hamlet, what an absolute madman
>>52278275
>living in Yorkshire
im unreal
im unreal
im unreaaaal
blue steeeeeeeeeeeeeel
got a fresh steamy (You) for the lad that posts the "in love with the aubergine" image
>>52278310
pics
how common are girls who look like this in london?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHm0DpSuo5U&ab_channel=Hostelworld%E2%80%93MeetTheWorld
where is this dude from? scotland? ireland? new zealand?
>>52278250
No, but I see a psychiatrist to keep the autismeuros flowing
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
get in here lads
>>52278333
>implying uk is any less ahmedified than sweden
>>52278376
Cute
>>52278376
trap
>>52278369
Quite a few munters in London lad.
>>52278358
is my image lad, just got home so you're in luck
>>52278376
cute
>>52278376
>>52278416
thanks family
>>52278374
Why are Americans so bad at accents?
>>52278376
hello
>>52278402
MANCHESTER MENTIONED
You have been visited by the Morality Man of Morals
Good morals will come to you but only if you post 'MARRIAGE IS THE FOUNDATION OF A NATION'
>>52278332
he'll die one day and you'll regret it all
Lets be honest here
If you're older than 24 and need to take wonga loan to afford christmas you've failed life.
If you're older than 24 and still on 4chan you need to rethink your life.
>>52278488
very good
>>52278438
cuz we don't have em here, obviously
>>52278461
Anime is the foundation of a nation
>>52278511
what it's me
IP is dynamic at this house
>>52278491
rasheed
>>52278554
i know
that is what i was implying
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.23_[2015.10.12_21.44.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WdOEuyB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 15.23 [2015.10.12 21.44.41]")
>>52278522
go back to /yryr/ cunt
>>52278491
>tfw don't have anyone to buy presents for so don't have to "afford" Christmas
>>52278511
>34 IPs
nice 'community' you faggots have here
>>52278568
oh
I didn't reset my router though
>>52278491
Tbh it's worse wasting your prime years here 18-25, after that it's pretty boring.
>>52278618
thanks for giving me anxiety prick
>>52278612
o
weird
whys wanking always feel so much better when ive actually been outside the house that day lads?
(didn't notice there's a new bread)
>>52277063
>>52277111
>>52278440
Having a Chinese takeaway
What should I have lads?
>>52278654
what are you are views?
>I get anxiety from pixels on a screen
Post qts
>>52278250
yeah, last ever session on december 29th, year and a half of seeing her and she's said there's nothing they can do for me. Fun times.
>>52278491
>spending the best years of your life here is ok
>spending the relaxed, settled down years of your life here is not
haha is this what you friendless virgins tell yourself when everyone else your age is enjoying life with their friends?
>>52278686
everything sounds pathetic if you break it down to a really low level
>>52278700
wow, he's so fucking cute
more?
>>52278374
Irish
>whys wanking always feel so much better when ive actually been outside the house that day lads?
>>52278654
fuck off you polish cunt
Quite like Britain desu might move to North Yorkshire and get myself a gf
>>52278618
>22, been here for six years now
It only gets worse. If you're new to 4chan, leave right now. Please don't make the same mistake me and many others did.
>>52278780
mate we've already confirmed that you're a paki so just piss off
>>52278851
whatever you say mate
>>52278840
why north yorkshire
>>52278849
fuck off you polish cunt
>>52278573
>>52278864
Within driving distance of Leeds and Newcastle (best cities), but rural and traditional. Conservative people, good food and beer, nice countryside, rich but not massive property prices like the Home Counties.
Its real England.
>>52278751
thanks eegiot
>>52278122
>Christopher Hitchens
>>52278931
>Leeds and Newcastle (best cities)
lmfao
WHAT SHOULD I ORDER FROM THE CHINESE YOU IGNO CUNTS
>>52278931
>best cities
...
that feel when you literally unironically spent last new years on /brit/ and likely will this year too
fucking shoot me already
>>52278930
>>52278930
Don't listen to him, you can stay!
doing a sad wank
>>52278931
>Leeds
>West Yorkshire
Enjoy visitng Pakistan
>>52278931
i hear bradford is a real conservative hotspot
>>52278950
>scouse bender out
>>52278964
I do not attend the Indira Gandhi National Open University, so i can't comment.
>>52278964
i don't know but my mate had some recently and it had these thick noodles with chicken and prawns. tasted well good. any idea what it could have been?
Just re-arranged some books to make more space
>>52278931
south west is best
BRISTOL
R
I
S
T
O
L
>>52278973
we should have an autistic new years /brit/ meetup instead
>Just re-arranged some books to make more space
>>52279021
do you mean thick as in really fat? could be udon
maybe ho fun (like i have with your mother)
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>52278984
>(like i have with your mother)
>i own books
>>52279040
no it's not
it's shit
>It only gets worse. If you're new to 4chan, leave right now. Please don't make the same mistake me and many others did.
>>52279003
I hear its also not in North Yorkshire you stupid nigger
>>52278679
All I ask for is a minimal government, more free market, less welfare, clear law for doing business (the current one is a bit of a clustefuck), I think thats it
>>52278931
>best cities
>no London
>fake Austrians
Give me some (You)s lads, I need to test something.
this vid helped me a lot lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
how lewd
>>52279175
>liking what is basically vienna but with more people and more slums
considering dying my hair purple again
although, is it a bit too "girl fedora"?
>>52279186
here you go la
>>52279021
That rings no bells whatsoever
Thanks anyways
>>52279232
And GOAT clubs and music, m8.
>>52279164
>less welfare
so they come claim ours? fuck off cunt
>>52279164
so classic liberal?
>>52279157
language
>>52279243
Is this a new meme?
>considering dying my hair purple again
>>52279212
>looks at thumbnail
t. /r/asianmasculinity
Azusa
lads, can we list some /brit/ gimmicks of 2015?
i've got kentqt, lisicki, mark and his tuba, but what else?
>>52279243
youre such an attentionwhore but at least you're upfront about it
>I consider myself British
>>52279311
I've been off /brit/ for a few months who the fuck is kent and mark?
>>52279186
test tbqh
>>52279311
kys
HANG >>52279324
>>52279311
FONT
>>52279311
>phone up speculatively asking for work
>rorke, rasheed (?)
>x at end of post
>casual samefagging (hampshire)
>FONT
>>52279339
see above for kentqt, she's the latest attention whore
mark was some guy who accidentally posted personal information, and /brit/ ran with it
What year was the best for /brit/?
wish they'd waited until Harrison Ford died IRL and CGIed a death scene for Han Solo. other wise it feels too soon
>>52279310
>>52279379
there are 2 anime sadcases using the hampshire flag
>>52279379
>x at end of post
im largely responsible for this haha what am i like x
>>52279243
dye it "anon's gf"
>>52279462
haha really appreciate your gimmick
>>52279452
how do u know?
>>52279379
HAMPSHIRE
A
M
P
S
H
I
R
E
mentioned.
>>52279462
it was mine first fight me
need a sissy /brit/ bf x
>>52278654
Cheers for replying to me lad. Yeah i noticed that about Poland. It seems a pretty solid split between Civic Platform and PiS, one of them is a cuck socially and PiS seem economically incompetent and a bit lazy desu.
Fair play man, thanks for getting back to me
>>52279491
post timers init
they post too quickly after each other
one of them false flags sometimes the other one is more sincere
The best gimmicks are the subtle gimmicks; those you forget exist.
>>52279574
very good
>no friends outside of work
>drive to work in the dark
>drive home in the dark
>get in, go to the gym if I feel like it
>if I don't just sit on my sofa on my laptop
>go to bed
>repeat
>tfw soul-crushing loneliness
haha !
>>52279544
one is Jun one is Azusa, all you need to know.
>>52278931
I wouldn't say Newcastle is one of our best cities but Leeds is great for doing stuff and North Yorkshire is GOAT desu
come on then lads:
http://strawpoll.me/6293297
http://strawpoll.me/6293297
http://strawpoll.me/6293297
http://strawpoll.me/6293297
http://strawpoll.me/6293297
you can vote for more than one option, if you like.
>>52279311
>replying to x old minute post - fuck off yank
>gif fuck off
>fuck off yank to yankisms
>>52279606
how the fuck is this allowed
>>52278989
I live in one of the pakier parts of Leeds and its still not that bad. Bradford is the real shithouse, and that's where half of the asians you see round Leeds actually live
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_13.52_[2015.05.31_12.31.47].png](https://i.imgur.com/6lm7Dzy.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv snapshot 13.52 [2015.05.31 12.31.47]")
>>52279544
I am the sincere and quality poster, the other one is giving me a bad name
#notallhampshireposters
is /qa/ literally "ban things I don't like": the board?
it kinda sucks that when posters shill enough or are manipulative enough hiro actually bends over for their demands, the absolute madman
>>52279812
very much a fan of this post
>>52279505
where flag mod
>>52279600
really bad poll
*spoil*
It's a great feeling knowing I could rock anyones chin in this thread.
>>52279630
if you havent id recommend you do a light browse of that board it is possibly the funniest thing on the site
>>>/soc/22980494
>>52279624
no wait, fucked up the first one. kill yourself, not fuck off yank
>>52279512
no x
lads literally have never head of the 'phone up speculatively looking for a job' meme
anyone know if this actually works?
>>52279711
whut
>>52279259
The clubs and music in London ain't worth the price and all the shit you have to put up alongside it desu. Fuck London if you can get a decent job in another major city
hampshires in the foreground
>>52279711
i dont know but this works
>>52279663
This. Qa is shit and reddit moderator faggots keep suggesting stupid Shite so they won't get triggered when they're looking for content to steal for upvotes
>>52279742
Me on the right
>>52279668
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>52279742
suck your mum
>>52279708
I emailed a company speculatively to see if i could nab a work placement with them and i managed to get a GOAT one with them to be fair. It does work.
>>52279708
it was absolutely massive earlier this year
there were others similar too:
>at the end of the day you think a man that can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister
>anything can be a meme if it gets posted enough
literally me
heh
>>52279664
thanks mate, i like yours too
>>52279742
Hampshire in the back middle left area.
Going to watch Han Solo die now lads, don't miss me too much hahaha
>>52279663
while I like community involvement, Hiro isn;t well versed enough with how things work here to realize that 90% of /qa/ is just bitching
its also a good view for how many whiny liberals are lurking around here trying to ban things as usual.
>>52279830
me on the lower right
>>52279311
machine operator is a good one
>>52279830
>>52279832
you two know each other then? wtf
>>52279830
>>52279832
>posting at the same time from 2 devices to prove you're not the same person
nice one la
>>52279830
kind of feel like i should watch this anime but the art style is unappealing and the pink haired girl(s) look annoying and the blonde hair girl looks ok but a step down from karen and mugi
>>52279871
All me
hampshire
Hampshire's a gimmick now?
I always thought it was just one paedo autist
Don't think he deserves such an honour of being a /brit/ gimmick tbf
might get some blonde highlights in my fringe lads x
>>52279916
he's just forcing it himself really.
>>>/soc/22964904
me lads
CBA giving Disney money to see star wars commercialised Shite
Might go see hateful eight tho
>>52279871
all me
>Girl asks me out every day for a month
>Turn her down every day
>A week after she gives up, she's off shagging a bunch of lads
Man in the mirror.
>>52279916
they mostly force themselves
i sometimes post pictures of anime cats being mistreated with the implication that the cat is hampshire because they are bent nonces who deserve physical violence
>>52279984
FONT
>>52279916
Anything can be a gimmick if it gets posted enough.
>>52279954
why are they wearing them? do they actually shit themselves in them?
>>52279984
>every day for a month
>A week after she gives up
what one is it
>>52280013
reckon you'd have to google things you wouldn't want to google to get these answers
Why does Kentqt make one post and then leave?
bit rude that she doesn't even reply to the replies to her single post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cR56MdgvDs
what a cute cat
My home gym
>>52279916
Literally who
>>52280066
i'm not very good at posting whilst i'm playing destiny
>1:1.5 rice to water ratio
>bring to boil
>lowest setting for 10 mins
>keep covered, no stirring
is this how you cook rice?
t. shit cook
>>52280024
rare Ritsu.
read a rough guide travel book that said you shouldn't dress provocatively if you want to avoid unwanted harassment. disgusting cis-lord victim blaming bullshit
Alright lads? What did I miss? Been arguing with some yanks over at /pol/
>>52279563
in half an hour you're going to repost this
>>52280109
>playing destiny
lmao
>>52280148
>/pol/
>arguing
>anime
like poetry
>>52280109
reckon dying your hair purple is doing the world a favor by letting everyone know you come with baggage
me and the gf
>>52280148
Hampshire is the best, thats what you missed.
>>52280116
boil some water, like maybe 750 ml or so
add rice
turn to below boiling point but not by much
20 minutes and covered
done
Adblock or uBlock?
currently using adblock - been using it for years, but some people here have said ublock is a good shout
any advice?
>>52279711
what the fuck is being done here
it's the same pic 4 times
>>52280116
Just use microwave pouches
>>52280208
use them both?
>>52280166
The best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day
>>52280208
why not both
or all 3 including ABP
>office Christmas party tonight
>everyone trying to make me go
Fuck off I have an evening /brit/posting planned fucking normies
I made a Chrome extension, lads.
>>52280242
>>52280258
both? wouldn't they conflict with each other?
>>52280109
>i'm playing destiny
why
>>52280208
UBO
>>52280176
it's a fun game, you drip
>>52280195
people just need to look at my waistline to see that
>>52280109
Wait, are you Daisy?
>>52280199
which is which?
Hampshire posters are the best posters on this entire website and we should all be thankful they grace us with their presence.
t. Not Hampshire
>>52280283
Why would they
it's double TRIPLE protection
because you deserve the best
>>52280116
There's lots of ways.
What I do-
heat oil in bottom of pan with lid on at medium high heat
when smoking/steaming add 1 part rice, then 1 and a bit part water (1.1-2 ish is how i like it some people like wetter rice)
put on lid turn on high
when you can hear it bubbling hard leave wait up to 30 secs then turn down to min and wait for 20 mins
then ur done
just use adblock you nonce
>>52280319
amazing post friend!
>>52280261
just go you runt
Mine was today and so I essentially got paid to drink champagne and eat nice food. was pretty ebin.
>>52280292
because i enjoy it, and SRL is fucking great
>>52280299
no?
need a chubby welsh gf
>>52280348
>using adblock on 4chan
have fun not being in the loop
>>52280298
it's not competitive though
you just grind it and that's it
it's zzzzzzzzz
>>52280274
it's shit
how do I find a bf???
>>52280340
nice try
>>52280348
ublock is objectively better
twats
>>52280404
>wearing the three stripe adidas shoes past age 12
>>52280348
>not UBO
Gas yourself
>>52280055
>A week after she gives up
>A week after, she gives up
See the difference?
>>52280376
its not even a rewarding grind, it's like 100% rng
that and pvp is a complete imbalanced mess and the pve gets stale
>>52280434
did you contact live chat?
ok just uninstalled adblock and am trying out ublock. not much of a difference so far 2bh.
>>52280419
move to cornwall
watching Star wars with Azusa right now lads, keeping you posted about it!
>>52280208
is that you?
wew
do you have a girlfriend anon?
starting a kent qt folder lads
only got 4 pictures
wish i saved the ones posted at the start
>>52280428
>>52280448
how so?
literally can't think of a single way adblock could be better, other than it working on 4od
>>52280483
no
it did that yesterday too
>>52280490
they both block ads
I think ublock just uses less resources
make sure you're using ublock origin
>>52280376
i don't play it to be competitive, i play it because dicking around and killing alien shitters is more fun than most games
Might do a new diet lads. Eat healthy food, like oats and fruit and chicken and all that.
We will cause the collapse of the EU
I feel good about this
France will collapse first
>>52280525
>>52280490
https://github.com/gorhill/uBlock/wiki/uBlock-vs.-ABP:-efficiency-compared
>>52280525
i'd rather you didn't, creep
>>52280530
Rasheed. She asked me out for a month. After this month, she gave up. A week after she had given up, she started fucking a bunch of guys. Fucking paki cunt.
>>52280387
I know how many (You)s I have in a thread now though, m8.
during the last half and throughout 2015 i've been on /brit/ every single day, even on my phone while i'm out
my new years resolution is to quit /brit/ and to get a life
this is not a drill
>>52280574
t. literal child
>>52280597
literally brought this upon yourself by posting yourself on the 'chon silly cow
>>52280606
baka
found lisicki
>>52277086
Who /anime/ here?
Things that are treated as great contributions to humanity but are actually shit:
Star Wars
The Beatles
France
Mother Theresa
iPhones
Angelina Jolie
Nirvana
Art (all of it)
If you disagree with me you are wrong and you should kill yourself.
>>52280549
fair play
i think i'm just too autistically competitive, i don't even play campaigns ffs
>>52280635
Good plan
wish that runt Janny would ask an admin to perma-ban me 2bh, I've asked several times.
>>52280656
killing myself then
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.12.11_16.01.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o4gPKpq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 10 [720p].mkv snapshot 04.59 [2015.12.11 16.01.56]")
>>52280648
i am actually
>>52280597
if you post yourself on 4chan that's what's going to happen you muppet. why doesn't this generation understand the permanence of the internet? literally asking for it
>>52280691
block the address on your router la
>>52280656
>Art
no pham.
>>52280656
I literally agree with everything except star wars
>>52280606
FONT
>>52280656
this is not shit
>>52280490
uBlock Origin is not a partner and does not get payed by Google to escape its filters
It's much more efficient, customizable and light-weight
Uninstall Adblock and install uBlock anon, you won't regret it
>>52280785
yes, what is it?
>>52280656
>Art
Fuck off yank
>>52280689
i'm a campaign whore
i'm fucking wank when it comes to most PVP stuff
>>52280786
>tfw I am that ship
>>52280848
kys
Is KentQT actually from Kent? Please be my GF thanks.
sometimes wonder if my parents are ashamed of me
but then I remember i don't watch anime so it's not all that bad
pity parents whose children become paedo weebs 2bh
doing a post
hi boys
>>52280877
she's a munter and posts on 4chan lad, worth a dodge
Bucksqt are you here m8 or have you been raped and killed by Aylesbury pakis?
Is this some crazy tourist promotion video or something? What the fuck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeX11hXkUo8
>>52280597
hmmm thought you'd reply with "whatever you fucking loser"
>>52280586
fair enough then
didn't even think about that
>>52280920
*raises paw*
>>52280906
As am I pal, as am I.
>>52280900
post toothbrush please.
>>52280877
where in kent you from then
*waits patiently for new thread to post Ritsu in*
dinner is served
>>52280656
>Art (all of it)
Rasheed
Your opinions are wrong and you are a paki.
>>52280987
why
>>52280988
Living in Canterbury atm
Any IRL gimmicks lads?
I always reply with a full "Good morning" and "Good evening" when greeted with "mornin'" or "evenin'".
Also I play my German accent up quite often just for fun.
t. kraut
If Britain abandons Schengen, there will be a land war in Europe in our lifetime.
>>52281025
i uhh, just would like that.
>>52281002
awful
>>52281056
We're not in Schengen you stupid cunt
>>52281055
my life is a gimmick
>>52278122
Are UK comedy panel shows considered pleb-tier and cheesy by most Brits? (e.g. Would I Lie To You?)
I'm just trying to understand if they're generally respected or thought of as contrived/unfunny cater-to-the-masses kind of TV?
Thanks!
>>52281055
i say "was" when i should say "were" and vice versa
basically talk like a posh chav spose
desu a lot of my brit speak has become irl speak i say "very good" a lot
>>52281127
very good
>>52281110
>pleb-tier and cheesy
Yes.
But they are also a guilty pleasure.
>>52281110
QI is well liked, others are mixed.
If Britain purses discriminatory social security policy for Europeans there will be genocide in Europe in our lifetime.
>>52281110
Yes a lot of Brit comedians are cheesy and unfunny, and a LOT of them are leftist retards despite seeming politically incorrect in their routines
Also, all female comedians are complete and utter shit. No exceptions.
>>52281110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>52281055
been doing the crippling depression gimmick for years now aha
>>52280956
Do lesbians have male friends like gays have female friends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
amazing choon lads.
>>52281055
instead of wiping my ass i just go in the shower and blast it with water
>>52281053
you a student?
the x factor is nuremberg for retards
>>52281151
wish we'd pursue scot genocide desu
I got 950 euro this week
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Lolisdancing.swf
>Freedom of movement between regions with radically different levels of wealth and fiscal policies
literally who the fuck thought this could work? top lmao.
need to go for a littlesleep because im tired as fuck and going to the cinema to see cuckwars in an hour however i am really enjoying this thread
>>52281240
What's that, like 12 quid in old money?
>>52281110
This is accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>52281200
Yeh pal go to Kent Uni, but i'm from Thanet originally. You gonna be my GF or what?
>>52281240
So you make €45k per year? Fuck off poorfag
>>52281269
700 pounds
>>52281101
exactly
>>52281305
€21000 a year
>>52281110
Yes. People will try to tell you they're not but its basically a parade of comedians whoring themselves out with mediocre content so you watch their live shows.
>>52281163
Example of some leftist ones?
Also, it's funny you'd mention the female comedian bit. Just read this: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jason-manford-decries-bbc-comedy-panel-show-sexism-10097214.html
I feel like David Mitchell's persona very accurately captures the posh/pretentious Brit stereotypes that Americans love. Where does he stand for you guys?
>>52281288
>from thanet
fuck off, i've got class
>>52281411
Any exceptions to this rule? Any genuinely good comedians on these shows?
>>52281933
Some will do an odd episode or two since its often a promotional thing. Stewart Lee did an episode of Have I Got New For You years ago despite openly hating panel shows. If someone is a regular its probably a sign to avoid them since the format is basically a crutch for people who can't be funny with their own material and need other people and a framework.
