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Eternal Hampshire Edition
maisie
im actually english lol just a reminder ;)
antonina
collar dresses
throat is a very delicate thing
someone set me some lemsip
>>52274995
about 10 now haha
all ONS tho, want a gf :c
Would a suit made of coffee pots protect me from radiation?
>it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52275073
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>>52274992
I really love this edition lads, i can tell it will be good. So as a treat i am posting these two 10/10 girls.
as you can see they are very cute.
feel free to post your own favourite girls from /brit/ approved smart anime.
internet here is absolutely shite tekkers
>>52274995
zero, had girls interested in me but i'm socially awkward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxuTbWKMTpY
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours.
Lads Han Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren 2bhfam
almost 40lad is doing great work. Are (you) the feller with the tinder account full of qts?
I can't believe he can make it up the stairs without getting out of breath, never mind shagging someone for 2 hours
Still a virgin at 27 lads.
>a
>good
>2
>hours
Kyary
>>Shagged her for a good 2 hours.
>>52275146
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Still an anal virgin at 24 lads.
>>52275157
>Zero shags is normie material now
Your standards are more stringent now I see
LITTLE
Bringing my lads in to laugh at this absolute melt ��
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours.
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours.
my dream gf
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours
look, i'm a chubby bird with too much "experience", and i can categorically tell you that you didn't last 2 fucking hours you stupid shit.
>shagged her for a good 2 hours.
>>>Shagged her for a good 2 hours.
my dream bf
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours.
just seen star wars
I wouldn't say that kind of thing is an epic anymore, at least not since marvel started releasing one every 3 months. But it's good clean fun as faultless as a film as much as it is a product.
Knowing the spoilers beforehand doesn't even ruin it as the satisfaction you could get from an M Night Shyamalan reveal pales in comparison to the performance and atmosphere of seeing it on screen.
if there had to be one gripe it's that it takes no risks but the prequels were the last to go off the rails.
The rehash of A new hope comes across as quite poetic like basic gift card verse but still quite beautiful ;_;7
And Daisy is much cuter in it than I imagined
A GOOD TWO HOURS LADS
>>52275262
>>52275248
>>52275276
would you mind attributing my quotes to me?
very good thread so far lads, keep it up
>>52275221
>had girls interested in me
good meme
>People STILL think Lisicki is real
>>52275195
what in the divilry
you on holiday my lad
>>52275294
Do not post such lewd pictures of me please
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52275262
eww wtf is that lad hahaha.
>>52275136
>>52275191
>>52275196
>>52275239
>>52275240
>>52275262
>>52275279
>>52275289
>>52275349
>gif
fuck off
>A GOOD TWO HOURS
>>52275336
who cares he is good material either way
im pretty sure he is purgatory off /epl/
>>52275262
gross
>>52275352
i wanna fill my cock with ur mouth
>so what did you do over the weekend m8
>shagged a bird for a good 2 hours
>>52275416
>I'm a normie
>On 4chan
Pick 1
>>52275385
Yeah no doubt, he's just so outlandish I can't believe he has so many people fooled
>>52275438
>Dyed hair and brightly coloured lips
Literal red flag
>>52275459
>>52275385
lisicki + proxies = damage control
>>52275438
And yet it's legal when the government does it to you
>>52275345
sorry lad but you put them on the internet and anyone can see them, i wont post the private ones :^)
>>52275416
all me
>>52275442
i'll stick my tongue in your urethra if thats what you mean.
>>52275438
why didnt she just use a condom
>tfw have lisicki filtered so I missed the banter
you told me to do it
>>Dyed hair and brightly coloured lips
>Literal red flag
>>52275339
That I am. Mum lives in Ohio so I'm out here for Christmas. Ohio/America is a fucking shithole.
>>52275510
not at 32 weeks
>>52275510
You can't legally have an abortion after 24 weeks according to the article.
>>52275438
can tell shes a nutjob just by looking at her
>>52275532
>>>Dyed hair and brightly coloured lips
>>Literal red flag
>>52275514
At 32 weeks its unlikely to be effective.
>>52275517
he admitted to having erectile dysfunction, it was a right laugh
my face when the man said he had sex for two hours,
>>52275511
i'll make u into my sissy slut if you know what i mean :-)
Are you supposed to tip delivery drivers?
He just handed me the food, I took it and waited to see what he'd do. He just stood there smiling until I said 'Thanks' then he immediately bolted.
I'm sure some people do tip but it shouldn't be expected
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52275558
lold
Quiz: How long does it take light in a vacuum to travel 1.3 billion miles?
christmas party tomorrow lads. have you had yours yet in work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
tune
>>52275580
>tipping
Fuck off yank
>>52275594
a good 2 hours
>>52275594
a good 2 hours
>>52275575
isn't he a virgin by choice
>>52275578
no
>>52275301
>Daisy is much cuter in it than I imagined
She's cute as fuck. I called it ages ago and people only just seem to be noticing
>>52275580
>tip
fuck off yank
>>52275608
>tfw no Lexi gf
>>52275594
1.3 billion years
>>52275628
>>52275625
wahey
>A good two hours
>>52275608
yeah I avoided going
spend enough time with them at work, don't want to voluntarily spend any more time with em
>>52275608
Yes, it did not end well fa͏m.
>>52275580
Always let him keep the change but usually that's because I can't bear having a pooskin on my doorstep for any longer than is necessary and they take ages to count out change.
>>52275594
I don't think light in a vacuum cleaner is going anywhere xDDD
>>52275608
we dont work you faggot
>>52275638
u like it hard or slow hun?
>>52275625
>>52275628
>>52275536
not half yank are you
couldnt be arsed being somewhere foreign for christmas tbf
anyway when di you fly out boyo feel a bit behind the times havent really been here since saturday
How long is the new Star Wars film lads?
Can't be fucked to look it up
>>52275580
Not sure about the uk, but a lot of our customs are the same. Its not common here unless youre pissed and ordered food at 2am a few minutes before they close. so... Its not expected or customary.
>>52275669
lol
u r sum fkin looser
>>52275721
a good 2 hours, average sex session pal
>>52275721
About two hours.
>I need 2 good hours
>>52275739
>>52275758
>>52275763
Alri cheers lads
>>52275752
Fuck off pasta nigger
this isn't even funny and you're just feeding his ego
>>52275770
>>52275770
>Give me two good hours
>Ordered a Dominos to my flat
>Answered the door to a literal 5' manlet delivery driver
>He was projecting an air of confidence that I could tell he had practiced but it was clear that below the mask he was fucking angry at the world and at God
>Tried my best not to seem in any way subtly patronising
>Said "keep the change mate"
>He nodded at me in thanks and walked back to his car, probably to a shop full of giggling normies who laugh about his height behind his back
>Ate my pizza sadly
>>52275721
132 minutes i think lad
>>52275828
What PC game shall I get?
I'm feeling The Sims
>>52275580
We always tip where I am from (Hull). Then I came to the south for university and nobody tips deliverymen. It is so strange.
>>52275818
t. lisicki
>>52275831
>10 minutes to get hard
>2 hours to shag
>2 minutes spare to shitpost
>>52275856
hunie pop
>>52275867
Hull is weird. Don't you have a different separate phone network there?
>>52275635
yes, but now he's making up stories
>>52275867
>tfw my barber expects a tip
like I don't usually comment on memes about me, like quavers whatever, but can we stop this one pls?
it's been going on for like a good two hours now.
why are you not listening to stormzy - shut up on repeat on spotify on mute?
#ShutUpForXmasNo1
better than x factor or justin bieber 2bh
>>52275714
Nah she and my stepdad moved here for his work. Arrived on Monday.
It's pretty shit desu. Their house is nice enough, typical American suburbia, but the whole place is just depressing as anything. Ohio is easily the ugliest place I've ever been and there's fuck all around for miles except thousands of fast food places.
How are you lads avoiding Christmas this year?
>>52275856
Nekopara.
>>52275828
>order pizza
>answer the door to a fit 6' delivery driver
>greets me and acts really familiar
>take food and pay him
>he starts talking about kelsey grammer fucking a pornstar
>disbelieve him
>shows me a fucking picture of her naked stretched over a couch
>keeps talking
>any great to see you again!
>good night cheers.
>who the fuck was he
>>52275940
Yes, KC communications. It used to be owned by the council and then they privatised it. Now it has a monopoly over the city because nobody can be bothered to put the money into the market due to the start-up costs. It also has a monopoly over the internet services.
>girl snaps me her red lips with the message "hey"
>send a message back with chat saying "i bet you give good head"
>opened but no response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atCyevMyEVk
enjoying some smart music desu
>>52276037
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>>52276037
for fucks sake lad
>>52276037
tell her to fuck off
hello?
>>52276019
How is this a thing?
>>52276098
is it me you're looking for?
>>52275770
lol
>>52276071
>taking advice from quavers "a good 2 hours" man
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>>52276098
hello this is China.
gonna go eat dinner lads x
>only matched with black girls on tinder
dont get it, do they have lower standards?
>>52275897
Kek
>>52276112
shut the fuck off kid
lads how long is a piece of string?
>>52276109
It is Hull, nobody seems to care about what happens to us.
>>52276037
omg men are such pigs
we should just castrate all of them at birth
>>52276043
>enjoying some smart music desu
i bet u give good head
>>52276141
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>>52276146
bad post
>Star wars will sell out everywhere forever
KEEK
my parents have never brought up the fact that i've never brought a girlfriend home or ever mentioned one. they must be disappointed.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_06.04_[2015.11.03_23.17.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G6iacO9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_06.04_[2015.11.03_23.17.40].jpg")
>>52276170
i will choke a brat.
>>52276015
Bit weird lad
>>52276238
reply made in a fairly quick manner
>>52276207
They just think you're gay.
>>52276195
Where's this theatre? Considering you guys have barely any large towns or cities i'd be surprised if they all filled up
>>52276195
>there are people who are going to pay to watch this pandering, placid "film"
>watching hollywood films
how does it feel to have gouged out your 3rd eye?
>>52276207
I think my parents have just accepted that I am a failure. Fortunately they have other kids to get grandchildren from.
>>52276207
they just don't understand.
do brits still hate the poles, lads? if i say i'm polish, will people be condescending towards me in general?
i love britain t b h
i want to study there and find a qt british gf with a qt accent
>>52276284
fuck off subhuman
>>52276019
That's well fucking weird. What's the internet like then? Can't you get Sky, TalkTalk, PlusNet etc that work through BT's copper network in the rest of the country?
>>52276248
the gate cinema in Cork city. funnily enough its right in the city center as well
>>52276245
Nah I left a Zoo magazine covered in cum under my bed when I left for uni one year, and it wasn't there when I got back.
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>52276265
Tell me more about this 3rd eye
>>52276284
key point- what anime do you like?
>>52276284
haha that is quite funny considering i want to find a qt polish gf with a qt accent
>>52276284
I like poles
>>52276284
i love central europe!
>>52276238
>>52276243
5 seconds not bad
>>52276284
yes
fuck off subhuman we're full
Lads, don't watch Jessica Jones.
>krautcucks
>>52276324
delete this
>>52276348
watched it for david tennant desu
wasn't disappointed
>>there are people who are going to pay to watch this pandering, placid "film"
>>52276332
>>52276333
>>52276335
get on the fucking cross
degens
>>52275987
poor lad, only ever been to NY and florida meself
anyway you have internet which is at least something. Was a bare struggle making this post tbf, anyway keep up with th kyaryposts ill look on the archive later or summat i dont know
not liking this shite connection gimmick At All
>>52276335
>'''''''''''''''''central''''''''''''' europe
Ignore this post, lads.
>>52276310
The internet is very poor quality, they recently installed fibre-optic and it is still not as good as the normal internet that you get in other areas. No, you can't get any of those. You can get Sky TV but not the internet, you can't get anything from BT at all.
>>52276284
Hating Poles is a meme. Don't take it seriously. Just don't vote Labour please.
finished my assignment today lads
>>52276330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTeKP4g0a4k
>order package on monday to arrive today but was at work
>thought it would be royal mail so could go pick it up from the depot tomorrow which is 10 minutes away
>it's fucking yodel so the depot is over an hour away
>no way I can get there after work tomorrow before it closes
>flying home for christmas early saturday morning so no way I can pick it up before my flight
>they will only keep the parcel until 29th december and I don't get back here until 3rd of january
>tried calling but it's an automated service to arrange picking it up between tomorrow and the 29th of december
>just want to speak to a human so I can explain what the situation is and they can hold the parcel for a couple more days
>no fucking idea what to do
>it's a £100 pair of speakers and I can't pick them up at all
FUCKING HELL LADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52276215
i bet you have a really fluffy soft butt.... soft enough for... lewd....
is it weird to watch porn when you have a gf?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eNiH9an.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
it wasn't supposed to turn out like this
>>52276486
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>>52276037
>girl snaps me a video of her kissing another girl with the caption "You like what you see?"
>tell her to get on the cross
>she's confused and sad for at least a week afterwards
Stupid cunt.
>>52276406
how is it not?
>>52276430
great banter from Spain
>>52276331
i don't t b h
>>52276332
>>52276333
>>52276335
:3
>>52276304
>>52276347
wew
>>52276424
that's nice to hear
>Just don't vote Labour please.
sure thing pal
normables just put on an act
didn't have my first job until i was 22
>>52276522
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>>52276555
kill yourself
>>52276395
>I hate whites
Rasheed
>>52276405
Why's your connection shite? You on your way home or something?
How can you tell Poles and Irish apart?
>>52276558
>gif
fuck off
>mum says she wants nothing for Christmas
>I know 100% if I don't get her anything she will be mad
Mums ay?? what are they like
>>52276478
>>just want to speak to a human so I can explain what the situation is and they can hold the parcel for a couple more days
They will refuse
t. CS for parcel company
>>52276555
Where would you move to in the UK and what sort of job are you looking at?
she just posted a pic on insta of a collage of her with him
I genuinely feel sick
>>52276583
>poles
>white
nope. might as well be shitskins, fucking subhumans don't want them on the same damn landmass as me
>>52276587
They're in different countries lad.
>>52276469
2 minutes in liking it so far mate
>>52276478
0844
755 0117
Have your tracking ID ready
Got psoriasis lads. Doctors think it's fatal
>>52276542
they're a part of slavic eastern europe
>>52276587
poles are human beings
>>52276587
One is doing your extension for you, the other is starving because they ran out of potatoes
>>52276613
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No one posted this thread in the old one you absolute wastemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXtsGAkyeIo
tune
>>52276634
slavs are cool too
>>52276613
>>52276685
haha you fucking bender
>>52276685
yeh they did, lots of posts after it though i got caught out too
A guy I really love on Instagram has put "classical liberal" in his bio and my heart just sank. Mate. What are u doing don't DONT
Imagine that
>>52276558
Of course. Do you think anyone actually enjoys nightclubs?
>i got caught out too
>>52276478
>flying home for christmas
rasheed
>>52276629
it's still a fucking robot lad
>>52276585
on skiing hols my love, in all honesty the internets alrite but my rooms too far away for it to work properly
have to be off now, might try again tomorrow but whether or not coming back on the weekend
>why yes i am a customer service adviser for a parcel company
>>52276764
i do
a Karen
>>52276737
whats wrong with being a classical liberal? or is it just the fact that its cringeworthy putting it on instagram?
>>52276613
I'm still waiting for the "in a relationship" post, but my oneitis is a female sperg, 23 years old and has never had a boyfriend, despite being a 7/10. So hopefully I'll have enough time to extract myself from this delusion and move on to another one before that day.
first he put his 2 inch floppy willy in me
and then he told his friends he was shagging me for a good 2 hours
>my poo is consistently solid
Recommend me an anime that has qt3.14 nationalist anime girls, /brit/.
Lads check it out
>>25057045
I just trolled the fuck out of /britfeel/
>whats wrong with being a classical liberal?
>>52276822
> communist >> facist >>>>>>>>>>> liberal
>whats wrong with being a classical liberal
>>52276613
>mfw she text me telling me her bf proposed
>>52276848
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>>52276854
My poo always floats. The internet says it's bad for poo to float, but I feel alright tbqh.
Is a 3 inch willy big enough for sex, lads?
Asking for a friend.
>>52276873
Literally the wrong way round you Stalinist cunt. Literally kill yourself.
can you even post anything slightly intellectual in this thread without getting fedoraposted
How come Mosley didn't become Prime Minister?
rate the new specs lads
>>52276610
I don't know t b h. I study physics at the moment and I'd like to do a graduate course in the UK. I could be a scientist and do research and stuff. Perhaps start a company and capitalise on muh brilliant inventions.
>>52276873
don't be stupid
