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alri
cara
needto suck a willy
Azusa
>>52272399
blimey
INSHALLAH INSHALLAH
>>52272420
Yui
>>52272392
>>52272393
caralad on suicide watch
animenerds BTFO
Isis is bro tier tbqh
who wants a
>>52272420
good morning desu
willy is going to explode arghh
>>52272494
gave my willy to ur mum
It is not possible to prove anything scientifically as that would require infinite experiments
>>52272482
>against degeneracy
>puts women in their place
>throw gays off buildings
If they were white, we'd all be supporting them
>>52272543
you aint no muslim, bruv
>no alcohol in the house but my mom's disgusting scotch and my aunt's wine but my mom would kill me if i drank it since it's not ehrs
Just got out of bed, missed daylight for the second day in a row now. I need help
Lazarus premieres 5:15 pm on BBC 6 Music.
>>52272543
wtf
collar dresses.
>>52272543
don't get why everyone jumps to defend Islam and at the same time criticise Christianity
>>52272597
cheers
>>52272543
>everyone's Muslim, except the Islamic terrorists!
>>52272600
>neckbeard
>>52272569
easy lad
hello lads, just woke up again. the only thing that got me out of bed was the thought of this beauty- Jun Suzuki. I just wanted to share this with you all.
>>52272393
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
dyou reckon itd be cheaper to buy candles and that compared to paying for leccy
just having the christmas lights on instead of the main ceiling bulb jobbies is quite nice and perfectly workable
candles have the added bonus of smelling lovely and enduring through power cuts and such
just my little thought
whats the most brit way of saying "erection" you can think of lads
>>52272541
oh really
because my moms been dead for 45mins
>>52272677
Chub-on
>>52272661
Clacton-On-Sea lad
>>52272587
>Drinking alcohol for the taste
>>52272677
im ard m8s
>>52272677
stiffy
lob-on
stonker
>>52272677
stiffy
>>52272502
Ohayou gojaimass
>>52272677
stiffy
>>52272667
Don't get much light from a candle lad, they're cosy though
>>52272677
a stiffly wiffly wobbly willly XDDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8ZbkHLzwUw
the division lads, hope it's not shit
only got das3 and this to look forward to next year
>>52272677
twink shafter?
>>52272677
tubthumper
>>52272677
lady killer
>>52272753
wew
did a nap
might do another one desu
I've always wondered, do anime-watchers or people from /a/ support the anime industry in any way? Or do they all rampantly pirate while Japanese artists work for peanuts creating their cartoons?
>>52272753
>Reddit Enhancement Suite
>>52272812
lazybones
>>52272677
6 Foot Toboggan lads
>>52272741
and why would you post a picture of Ritsu while posting about
>twink
what was the thought process here?
>>52272815
>Bloke who took that is in the job centre wearing shorts
>Thinking he's any better
>>52272816
fuck off, no one cares about that shit here.
>>52272850
>boners
>yummy twink boners
>tfw no twink bf to shaft
TWINK SHAFTER
>>52272893
>bicycle wheel
tbf, i would engage in a platonic gay relationship with an average looking guy if he has the same interests as me and considering i'm not really a bender
>tfw 4chan has made you question your sexuality
>>52272944
>gif
fuck off
>>52272888
and you equate this to Ritsu huh. interesting.
what did he mean by this?
>>52272945
fuck off you bender
>>52272945
4chan had nothing to do with it
>>52272954
whats this meme originate from
>>52272868
good post
>>52272954
Would you rather I made a 0.5 second webm of a finnish actor sighing?
EVEN WHEN THERES NUNUNUNUNOTHIN WORTH LIVIN FOR
YOURE STILL
YOURE STILL STILL WORTH LYIN FOR
NO NO ONE HAS TO KNOW
NOW
NOW
AND HAVENT YOU HEARD
THE WORD ON THE STREET IS
I LOST IT
CALLED IT QUITS
GET INTO THE SUN
OUT FROM BEHIND THE GOSSIP
NOW
NOW
NOW
Do you reckon the cinema will be packed for a Star Wars screening at 22:00? I don't want to go when practically every seat is filled
Signed up for Grindr and already have a guy wanting to fuck me, why can't women be this easy?
>Going to see Star Wars last night
>Walk past oneitis and start talking
>She's on a date with some handsome Spanish guy
>They just came out of a striptease show and are going back to hers
Lads...
>>52273010
nah, everybody will be in bed by 22:00
>>52272945
Same, I'm not gay but I would love to have a boyfriend who is just basically my best mate and we suck each others' willies and shag each other up the arse and cuddle and kiss.
>>52273028
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lads this is a moldovan milk drinking forum stay on topic
>>52273010
for the first few days yeah
>>52273028
ASL?
>>52273036
cornwall?
>>52272893
wow
its that easy...
Lads is chicken chow mein any good warmed up later on or the next day?
>>52273067
21 m kent
>>52273028
I'm just happy that men want to desu. I'm so glad I'm bi, there's no way I'd have sex this often if I wasn't into lads. Shagging a girl is just an extra special treat at this point.
>>52273110
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>>52273106
that's why then mate. 30 is where it gets harder for benders.
gf is a complete pleb lads. do not know what to do. she is really sweet, pretty hot, super into me, but she is soooooooo pleb it is unreal, it's driving me nuts because in every other respect, she's a keeper, and I should probably negate her plebiness on that basis.
>She listens to Drake, Dappy, Ndubz, Justin Beiber, Usher, 1D, literally all the worst music you could possibly imagine.
>She religiously watches all the soaps on television, follows and votes on X Factor.
>Does not know the name of a single politician, or even political party, unironically does not know who the prime minister is
>Has never watched the news in her entire life
>Thinks apple products are the best on the market in everything the release, has an iPhone, an iPad, iPod, and macbook, which she literally uses for facebook and nothing else
>Will only drink Jacobs Creek wine (the best wine going apparently) or alcopops
>Favourite restaraunts are KFC, nandos, and franky and bennies, any suggestions for nice, high rated independant restaraunts are met with anxirty and reluctance.
There is so much more, I could go on all day. This is all exasperated by the fact that when I put things I like on, like old south parks, or IASIP, or trailer park boys, or star wars, or ANYTHING pretty commonly accepted as good, she says it's shit. All the jokes go over her head, even the most basic plots confuse her. She unironically told me all the shows I just listed, and many more are shit, and Hollyoaks is better than all of them. All rock, reggae, electro, dnb, classic, you name it, is all shit, and Dappy is way better.
But all this being said, she's always laughing when she says it, and she never asks me to turn my stuff off, she doesn't make me sit through her shows, she's always really thoughtful and kind, and actually quite funny.
I don't know what to do. Would you lads break up with her?
/blog
>>52273097
good view behind him
>>52273149
>GF
Nice try
>>52273149
she sounds nice
you sound like a cunt haha
>>52272820
what?
>>52272959
TWINKS
>qt
>white
>smell good
>need to be jizzed in
RITSU
>qt
>savour of the white
>smell good
>needs jizz on her forehead
>>52273149
she sounds like a nice bird m8
shag her and be happy. Is she thick though? Normies can be intelligent, if she's thick, dump her.
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots
just fuked ur mum lol
>>52273218
filthy hedonistic pervert
If only Mosley became Prime Minister and Axis won the war
*sigh*
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/677532263479947264
>be me
>had a cheeky spoons session with the best friend right
>be walking through town
>see fit as fuck girl walking past, through some stalls
>she checks me out
>tfw
Working at the new job lads. More computer busy work.
>>52273149
>Drake, Justin Bieber, Usher
90% of normal girls
>Soaps
ok that's pretty pleb
>Does not know the name of a single politician, or even political party, unironically does not know who the prime minister is
better than a left wing zealot
>Has never watched the news in her entire life
that's just weird, not even pleb
>Thinks apple products are the best on the market
apple products are the easiest to use intuitively Tbh
>Favourite restaraunts are KFC, nandos, and franky and bennies
pretty pleb
sounds like an average girl
>>52273261
>tfw no black shirt bully bf to serve for
;_:
>>52273247
same
>>52273294
Wish I was Viggo desu.
>>52273149
>not liking 6god
absolute plen
>>52273149
sounds like a nice girl
we all have our preferences, at least she isn't forcing hers onto you and trying to change your preferences to suit her
feeling a bit down today lads, could you post cute pictures of your waifu so i can be temporarily happy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKB_aRMAq3c
I unironically enjoy listening to this.
very nearly texted *tips fedora* to my mate lads
i have a solid high test bro tier shit on deck feels fucking euphoric just holding it in lads
>>52273342
>be viggo
>be manly good looking
>can also look like a twink as well
sigh
>>52273358
FOWT
>>52273372
>mate
nice one lmao lol
>he doesn't listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees
The jewel, the prize
Looking into your eyes
Cool pools drown your mind
What else will you find
I heard a rumour -- it was just a rumour
I heard a rumour -- what have you done to her
Myriad lights -- they said I'd be impressed
Arabian Knights -- at your primitive best
A tourist oasis -- reflects in seedy sunshades
A monstrous oil tanker
Its wound bleeding in seas
I heard a rumour -- what have you done to her
I heard a rumour -- what have you done to her
Veiled behind screens
Kept as your baby machine
Whilst you conquer more orifices
Of boys, goats and things
Ripped out sheeps' eyes -- no forks or knives
Myriad lights -- they said I'd be impressed
Arabian Knights -- at your primitive best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arx3CjzuLNM
You'd never get away with writing this today, but this was actually released as a single at the time.
>>52273355
>>52273302
>>52273179
okay lads. going to do my best to get over her plebines, probably my problem and not hers. thanks
>>52273194
FONNT
>>52273404
look like they shag one another up the bum
>>52273404
>generic punk black and white shite
meh
>>52273396
What gook slut is that?
>>52273404
how do you pronounce "Siouxsie"?
>>52273448
yanks out
>>52273377
IM NUCLEAR
All non-whites wish they were white
>>52273431
anon, i...
>>52273453
Shoo-see
If anyone here is actually thinking about having gay sex and not just memeing... don't.
I met up with this lad a couple of months ago on Grindr for casual sex. He said he'd suck me off and then let me fuck him up the arse and I was going through a dry patch so I said alright even though I don't really consider myself gay, just bicurious at most.
Anyway he came around and we did it and I came up his arse bareback (I know, I know, but I was horny). I still remember so fucking vividly sitting in bed while he rushed to the toilet to shit out my cum and lube, I felt like vomiting and crying all at once.
Then he came mincing back into my bedroom like the faggot that he was and whereas before when I was horny I noticed how feminine he was now I noticed how manly he was. Tiny bit of stubble from when he shaved, thick strong thighs, Adam's apple, masculine jaw. And I had fucked him... *him*. I felt sick, he wanted to spoon in bed and I had to make up an excuse to get him to fuck off, he pouted and moaned and I honestly felt like fucking beating him to a pulp I was so angry and ashamed, but he finally left and I just cried and cried and wished I had never fucking installed Grindr in the first place or that I'd been normal enough to get a girlfriend.
So yeah, I really think it's the biggest regret of my life. Don't give in to the mental illness, trust me, it's not worth it...
>>52273409
if it makes you feel any better, she probably doesn't like your taste in movies, series, music etc and her friends probably think you're a boring old square.
have to think on both sides m8
>>52273453
suzie?
>>52273409
why the fuck did you not acknowledge me you shit cunt
go fuck yourself, hope your fucking gf dies soon you cunt
>>52273453
si-excess-e
>>52273358
you'll be alri senpai
>>52273464
>tiny dick white manlet albino whos heritage was living in caves when we built pyramids for 5000 years
Yeah no
>>52273440
it wasn't generic when it was taken matey, it was edgy and gothic ideal for the edgy goths that liked siouxsie at the time. In retrospect the music holds its own though regardless of how it was perceived at the time.
>>52273440
>>52273436
I just thought it was funny that they references Muslims fucking boys and goats and called them primitive in a mainstream song.
>>52273453
Susie. It's a play on the name of a Native American tribe called the Sioux (pronounced like sue).
What's it like getting a blowjob /brit/?
Is it better than wanking with a Fleshlight or a tonka toy?
Business idea remake dads army as lads army
>tripfags mad about not getting attention
@52273498
why are you such an insufferable mong?
>>52273481
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>>52273529
never had a blow job 2bh
girls rarely give them as well, don't listen to porn.
>>52273529
depends on the blowjob mate
that's like asking what it's like to watch colour tv
reminder
>>52273567
wew lad yes they do
>Location, Location, Location
>18 year old student with cerebral palsy
>£1.7m budget in London
Fuck off
>>52273529
no
girls dont know how to properly suck dick
>>52273567
>t. virgin by choice
>The Special Gone
Will be the Sun back page headline tomorrow, cap this post
>>52273567
oh my, that's silly
>>52273567
says the virgin by choice
lmao
>>52273601
>£1.8m
Is he buying a 1 bedroom shared flat? Lmao
>>52273567
>girls rarely give them
how would you know m8
>52273567
my friends sucked loads of willies throughout school
dont chat shit you virgin
>>52273567
virgin-by-choice man at it again
>>52273601
He might get a bedsit if he's lucky
>>52273481
So you tried something and didn't like it.
Feel better now you got it out?
Does anyone here not browse /int/ at all apart from /brit/?
>>52273567
>>52273581
>>52273605
so it's quite overrated?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_6music
new bowie track 17:15
>find out colleagues got you a present
>have to find them something
>>52273529
Overrated, I never get off on them to be honest
>>52273616
Should be
>SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
>>52273645
bang him out m8
>>52273659
this place is the only thing i use 4chan for
>>52273616
I'll cap yo' ass, hoe
>>52273526
Fuck me, if it's actual punk era stuff I might give it a listen, thought it was just fucking modern student shite.
>>52273660
It's overrated for the "hype" it gets, especially in porn but it's still pretty good m8
>>52273677
this this this
>>52273659
Kek, no. Just come here to banter with the lads.
cheerio Mourihno
>>52273660
no
it's emotionally fulfilling, unlike masturbating, which makes me feel lonely and hopeless that ill never have a gf again
@52273708
>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>52273659
only come here and sometimes /tv/ or /pol/
other than that, no.
used to go to /v/ agggges ago, then moved to /vg/, haven't been to either of those for over a year though
THE BETRAYED ONE
>>52273743
TWICE
>FONT
>>52273595
>>52273610
>>52273629
>>52273635
>>52273644
>> 52273645
>>52273648
best mate told me, and he's shagged some fit as girls tbf to him. Like girlfriends might give a BJ but one night stands never give them. Now then virgins, stop acting like you know fuck all, because you don't.
t. non-virgin
>>52273734
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>>52273697
late 70s onwards for souixsie i think mate, Peek A Boo was always a fav but its a bit of a one off for any band to make.
Only know what it feels like to give a blowjob desu.
>>52273800
they do m8, ive got more blowies than shags off slags
Dean is dead lads
But his qt partner is up on the market for any gents in Rochdale
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3360511/Bodybuilder-ate-10-000-calories-day-drank-eight-cans-energy-drink-died-liver-cancer-caused-years-steroid-abuse.html
>>52273811
>being a bender and not even getting your own willy sucked
disgusting
oh good, the normies have ruined yet another thread
>>52273811
>>52273847
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>>52273809
listening now, seems p good
>she goes to go down on you
>go to put your hand on her head
>I don't like that
>go to feel her tits as she's sucking me off
>your hand is in the way
>ask her to go down deeper
>don't want to, it hurts
>meanwhile she's choking the life out of my knob with her death grip
rather wank 2bh
>>52273800
I unironically had a one night stand last night who gave me a blowjob, I'm sure you think I'm lying, but I'm literally not. I have only had a few one night stands, and iirc, they all gave me head. Girls love sucking dick in my experience.
52273800
you know literally nothing
stop embarrassing yourself
t. girl
>>52273595
I wouldn't want to suck dick.
Can't imagine why women would.
>>52273861
Body dysmorphia probably kills a fuckton more men than you'd think
>>52273888
PORTLAND
>you know literally nothing
>stop embarrassing yourself
>t. girl
>>52273910
can't imagine why some people get turned on by being shit on, but it's apparently a thing.
different strokes mate
@52273888
t. girl more like tgirl you fucking mutilated freak ;)
>when she says 'tell me when you're about to cum' but you don't and then cum in her mouth
haha who knows this feel lads
>>52273965
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ARE NIGE on the BBC News channel in one minute lads
>autism friendly version of Star Wars
What the fuck would that even be like?
trying to climb out of the crushing abyss of existential despair
Can someone please explain the Co-op's Christmas advert to me?
>Young black lad on his way to the Co-op
>Sees old white bloke on the street look out of the door and then go back in because it's too icy
>Decides to buy him a few bits, including Stilton cheese
>Leaves it outside his door but autistically rings the bell and slides off
So... It's a nice gesture but how did he know what the old man wanted? Stilton is a bit random isn't it? Bit presumptive too, how did he know the old man wanted anything? Maybe his family were coming round with some shopping. And why autistically walk off instead of giving it to him face to face? Was the old man a known racist or something? Was it a passive aggressive gesture.
>>52273965
tfw she starts to gag and spits it out and then throws up on you
>>52273965
>tfw ex was such a sissy she couldnt handle a bit of precum in her mouth and would constantly spit on my fucking floor
>>52273847
2bh would like a blow job more than a shag.
it'd help the whiskey dick.
>>52273882
hm, i thought they just went straight to sex. they must be hungry for my dick then
>>52273965
yeah I love that feel..
>>52273992
its a showing for autistic people you moron
>>52273861
My name's Dean and I'm still alive though.
>>52274009
>and would constantly spit on my fucking floor
would have backhanded that dirty cunt
>>52273877
Yeh pretty good band, if you like them you might try Sisters of Mercy, Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen, Bauhaus or Depeche Mode, all are in the same flavour.
>>52273949
So you're as likely to find a woman who'll suck your willy as a woman who want to be shat on?
>>52273998
Black people are just good samaritans, stop questioning things
>>52273601
They explain at the end she got the money in a settlement from the hospital for fucking up her birth and crippling her. Fair enough desu
The optimistic world view will never deliver on the promise. The darkening of colour that optimism causes in our lives only adds to our despair. Work for that mortgage and you work on your mausoleum. Intelligent people choose optimism instead of recognising the fragile foundation inside.
>>52273992
exactly the same
>>52273865
The idea of getting my dick sucked by a man repulses me, I just want them to use me and my sweet young wet holes as a fuck toy and not worry about my willy. I'll get off just fine by being submissive.
>>52273669
It's shit
>>52272547
Your concern seems to be entirely semantic. Watch what happens if we define <i> prove </i> as (i) being empirically verifiable OR (ii) to be deduced (as in a logical argument/mathematical proof).
But as for the underlying "metaphysical(?)" point you're making, if we take proof to mean (ii) in this context (which would basically be nonsensical), then sure - fair enough.
>tfw she tries to kiss you after sucking your dick
>>52273992
lisicki rented out a theatre/cinema/moviehaus just for himself
>>52274063
And now she's gonna blow it all on a sleeping cubicle in Londonistan?
s/mh
>>52274009
a (now) straight guy that used to suck me off when we were teens did this
>>52274100
bit hot innit
>when you wipe your dick on her pillow/bedding after cuming
>>52274081
Sounds a bit gay if I'm honest
>>52274063
Would do the same to be fair
>>52274010
>He's got erectile dysfunction
Confirmed fatty desu. Would explain so much.
>>52273992
Lights stay dim instead of off, lower volume, less people so you can be spaced out, etc.
>>52274052
thanks anon
>>52274100
Considering you should also have gone down on her and expected the same you gotta hold fast and deal with it lad.
As a 27yo KV i'm rather triggered by these posts
>>52274159
been wanking for the last 7 years of my life on a daily basis.
>>52273914
cycling orals with no PCT and drinking a shit ton of energy drinks probably has something to do with it
>>52273697
>not knowing siouxsie
>writing it off a generic
>acting like he cares that it's actual punk era
>not knowing siouxsie
Better fix your attitude, lad, or you're going to remain painfully ignorant.
>when you surprise her with anal
>>52274174
depends if you spaffed in her mouth or not
she didnt spaff in yours
I am a woman with large breasts.
>>52274081
strange
do you think of yourself as male or female whilst being fucked?
are you a tranny?
>>52274010
>virgin by choice and ED
jej, you're full of surprises aren't you lad
Does anyone have that pic that reads "this poster is italian, do not trust what he says"?
wanna suck an asian dickgirls cute little penis
Mummy just sent me an amazing text
>Hi love, I can't be bothered cooking tonight so I'm going to pick up a takeaway, what would you like? x
:DDDD what should I get lads!!!
>>52273697
Ewwww I bet this cunt was born in 1999
>>52273800
Literally all my one night stands give them
Have you heard of foreplay? Or do you go straight in like the might-as-well-be virgin you are
>>52274174
>tfw last shag was a bi girl and she kissed all her juice off my face after I ate her out
she got really wet as well, had to lay a towel out on the bed
>>52274227
not a virgin and don't have ED
>>52274261
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>>52273669
Bit better near the end actually 2bh
Dr Pavel
>>52274190
Yeah, I'm talking about the reason he did that stuff, I bet he had body dysmorphia.
>>52274174
>you should also have gone down on her
mate I'm not some bitchboy
only fuckbois go down on girls
>>52274259
Tendies 2bh
>>52274186
So have I and I have never had a limp dick unless I'm either really tired or I've wanked a good few times already. You're a fat cunt aren't you mate.
bit grimy haha whaha gotta take a shower tbph
>>52274259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qzEswAvhkQ
>>52274010
>straight for sex
hahahahaha
stop talking like you know what you're doing when you've only shagged one bird
>>52274195
>yank trying to give a lecture on ignorance
>>52274195
chill out bruv, he saw his error and is now looking into it best foot forward, like a good brit.
>>52274295
Italian proxy pls
on drugs
>>52274207
going down on a girl is much messier than going down on a guy
all women have to deal with is a bit of spunk directly in their mouth, guys have to deal with being fucking hosed down like it's a summer car wash
>>52274260
nah just a pleb that speaks too soon, forgive me lad
>>52274346
good lad
>>52274295
>only fuckbois go down on girls
not doing so is a very middle eastern/african thing, from whence do you hail sir?
>>52274223
Don't really think of myself as any gender whilst I'm getting fucked, I just enjoy being submissive desu. And I'm not a tranny, I'm happy being a man but I have tried on women's clothes and underwear and makeup and enjoyed it, would happily be a trap for a hot guy if he wanted that.
>>52274368
sounds pretty hot tbf
>be me
>be sub-normie
>can talk about shagging birds
>can also talk about anime
nice.
is it true that it's more satisfying for the giver to suck off average to small sized cocks?
>>52274387
london, so I guess you could say africa
>>52274410
Not more satisfying, just less effort
>>52274398
>t. fatty
>girls who call themselves cute
>>52274398
>not very good at talking about shagging birds because you're a moron that doesn't know what he's doing
>no one talks to you about anime because you're a cunt
anything you can do well or what
>he thinks calling people normies as an insult is offensive to anyone but himself and his parents
>52274398
>a sub-normie
>shagging birds
>an actual virgin
>>52274368
>guys have to deal with being fucking hosed down like it's a summer car wash
>>52274395
fair
>tfw WDC starting today
>>52274398
limp dick
I'm a cute girl lads
>>52274398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ajdZzgR74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFTZgU8Pc88
>>52274467
He sure does like clapping.
lisicki has a small willy haha
>>52274500
He's half American
>>52274410
The pleasure in sucking a dick is all in your head and in the anticipation of feeling it inside you, fucking you nice and hard, therefore the size of the dick is important. Sucking a tiny willy isn't pleasurable at all for me, I only want big meaty ones.
>>52274398
You need a stiffy to shag a bird mate
>>52274410
less effort, depends on what they get off on. A "job well done" type would probably like the less effort, but a size queen fetishist probably gets off on huge cocks.
>i am emotionally triggered at the fact that someone on the internet and has put his penis into a vagina because i am too ugly and beta to even talk to a girl
kill yourself
>>52274439
>girls who never shut the fuck up
>>52274534
>"job well done" type
Bob the Builder?
>all this talk about sucking dick
>>52274551
okay
>>52274535
>BBC Breakfast
>>52274431
>>52274524
>>52274534
how come gay people give better bj's than girls most of the time
i'm asking because all of you guys are surely male
>>52274551
ok
you asked for this
you're going down for manslaughter
cya
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
>>52274439
>Brother calls himself cute
Dreading the day he comes out
I am emotionally, physically and sexually stunted
>>52274587
roy?
>>52274437
>>52274441
>> 52274464
>>52274482
>>52274488
>>52274532
refer to:
>>52274535
>>52274553
>girls who constantly talk while having sex
>girls who constantly stop sucking your knob to waffle on about some inane shit like gossip
>>52274582
Because we have willies and know what feels good, is that not obvious?
just had my first appointment with the mental health team
Gonna go down to Tesco to buy some alcohol in a bit when my mum heads out. Feel quite exhilarated by the whole thing to be honest.
>My name is lisicki, I have sex 1 (one) times, and I am now an expert in it even though I was not erect, and have not participated in the act of foreplay
tet
>>52274561
You've never gotten a cheeky gobby from bob the builder on his lunch break?
>>52274582
Yeah I'm male. Anal is impractical a lot of the time, plus I personally believe homosexuality is partly fetishistic in nature, and like all fetishes rather than the status quo it's more exotic and we put more effort into taboo things. That and the fact we have dicks and know what feels good.
Plus women are frigid whores haha.
>just had my first appointment with the mental health team
for lisicki, ED stands for both "enormous diet" and "erectile dysfunction" haha
>>52274637
are you bonkas or que?
>>52274637
feeling a little down? doing nothing all day getting to you?
>>52274637
Unironically, how did it go lad? What sort of things happened?
t. guy who is waiting on an appointment with his local CMHT
>I have a social life, female friends, a gf, a job/uni place but I constantly mention anime to convince people here that I'm not a normie
>52274622
>telling me to refer to my own post
>>52274639
>tfw the bright lights of Tesco give me panic attacks
>>52274580
>I have obesity-related erectile dysfunction
Just realised I am almost 21 lads
Actually has me panicking quite a bit haha
>>52274667
do you know of any gay men who don't like to give/receive anal?
always wondered if that was a thing
>>52274670
waheyyyyyy
leaf bringing the bants
Can you imagine just how disappointed the girl lisicki """""""""""""""""""""""""""shagged""""""""""""""""""""""""""" was with his performance
haha
>>52274739
I don't believe it happened 2bf
>>52274336
Just trying to warn the child about parasitic ignorance feeding off the conclusions he jumps to.
>just had my first appointment with the mental health team
>>52274712
>gif
fuck off
>>52274707
You sure it's not autism? Close mate of mine literally cannot go into supermarkets because of the lights/smells/sounds and he's slightly spergy. He didn't know before me.
>>52274707
>qt girl on the till
>>52274739
like a chipolata in a wind tunnel
>>52274670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
this new chaser looks like feminism personified
>>52274739
poor lass. probably felt like having cooked spaghetti wiggled about in her vag
>>52274761
Why do you have a picture of Rafael Benitez wearing a tinfoil hat on your computer?
>>52274755
even if it did, he's pretty much still a virgin desu
>>52274773
lel
>>52274692
shit the fuck up
losing my voice desu
this cold is literally killing me
>>52274739
She was probably pretty desperate herself desu so maybe she was just relieved she'd done it
>>52274739
bet it was with some fat old escort and he was so nervous and afraid he couldn't even get it up so he just sat there the entire time and the closest he got to sex was her putting her hand on his crotch
KYLIE
lisicki is still a virgin
i s-swear...
>>52274727
I don't have statistics but it's a lot more common than people think. It's effort to set up, and has to be done right to be pleasurable. A lot of the more tumblr gays will spout off about not wanting to give into "heteronormative sex roles" or some shit, ignore them.
>>52274844
Worst Kylie
Lads Han Solo is killed by his son Kylo Ren 2bh
>>52274785
Doesn't look anything like Rafa you stupid cunt, he's not fat enough for a start.
>>52274846
LITTLE
nothing wrong with being a virgin lads, you are pure.
>>52274667
I think homosexuality is a fetish 2bh, I like guys a lot but I can't see it as anything other than a kink
>>52274671
I'm a bit nuts
>>52274678
little bit more complicated than that, really
>>52274685
it went okay. they just asked me loads of questions about my life. i think they take notes, then go away and discuss what direction to take. the guy was pretty nice.
>>52274856
Being a normal gay must be hell because of people like that
>>52274721
iktf had it at 21 and having it now at 25 desu
>>52274625
>the girl who fucking gags like a scrub
>>52274739
picturing him trying to put his softie (like 2 inches tbf) in her snatch and just giving up after 5 minutes, where he rushes home to brag on /brit/
>>52274844
prefer kendall
>>52274846
disappointing a bird with your soft willy isn't anything to write home about lad
>My cock works I s-swear
>>52274856
interesting
I guess it's more about the emotional side of things than the physical side of things
>>52274873
Having actually seen the film I can confirm this is bait
>>52274873
>movie was leaked a month ago
>acting like this is news
Normies are so unjustifiably smug
>>52274926
it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf
shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52274739
literally who?
post number of vagoos entered lads:
>20+
>>52274995
Zero by choice
>>52274985
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52274917
he's sat on the bus looking around thinking ahaha, big man just got laid unlike these other loosers and then when he gets home he's depressed as shit and spends the rest of the day watching keion
>>52274985
>a good 2 hours
>>52274995
11
>Shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52274906
I'm actually not a normal gay, I'm a twink with fucked up hormones and more mental health issues than you can shake a fucking stick at, I just don't like the fucking anime roleplayers on here and thought I'd throw in something sensible for one.
>>52274898
My personal theory is that there are many subtypes of homosexuality ranging from a defense mechanism after abuse, to fetishists, to hormone issues, to histrionic behaviour (think the preening screaming queens I'M JUST BEING MYSELF DON'T HATE BIGOT!!)
>>52275020
yeah, hers
>>52274995
near 40
>>52275053
Oh wow, it all makes sense now
>>52274985
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>tubby with ED
>being able to exert himself physically for 120 minutes
>>52274995
3, unless you count escorts then significantly more than 3
>>52275053
nm chillin u
>>52274985
look, i'm a chubby bird with too much "experience", and i can categorically tell you that you didn't last 2 fucking hours you stupid shit.
>>52274939
Can be, feels good to top but bottoming is uncomfortable for me usually. I wish homosexuality could be researched in a nonbiased way without having to pussyfoot around liberal shitters.
>>52275163
If you argue with dags you only learn about barking. Best not to reply to the spazlord
>>52275163
>chubby bird
You get around much?
Are you supposed to tip delivery drivers?
He just handed me the food, I took it and waited to see what he'd do. He just stood there smiling until I said 'Thanks' then he immediately bolted.
I'm sure some people do tip but it shouldn't be expected.
>>52275386
You're supposed to tip 20%
>>52272677
a bonk-on
>>52275386
Not unless you have a bit of change
>>52275673
Classic yank
>>52274658
How do people not realise he is just a troll by now?
>>52274518
I watch a lot of UK comedy panel shows.
Is that (BBC channel 4?) considered pleb-tier in the UK, kind've like the American Idol of comedy?
