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Sophie edition
doing a poo (have a method)
Anyone else taking a shit right now?
haha i dunna poo
Very good edition
I want to tongue her arsehole and feel her warm piss all over my face
>>>/g/51910767
>>>/g/51910767
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They're talking about us, lads
badly need some sexual release
What timing.
Mouth ulcer still hasn't gone after 5 days
Fucking painful t bh. Looks like a small part of my inner lip is like rotting away. Bonjella helped a bit once and now it just makes it hurt more
>>52263168
>literal shitposting
>>52263200
Better than posting anime
cornwall, to be fair
>>52263192
much better, thanks for taking my comments on board
>>52263196
Me too, but can't find a guy
>>52263169
Me :3
>>52263218
What a shithole lmao
>>52263175
/int/ is a christian board tbqh.
>Mum says that this Christmas will be the last time she gives me £1000 because now that she's re-married she has to treat her new kid the same as me so we're both getting nothing.
Yeah it's not like I'm the one that fell out her vagina or anything and the other one is only her kid through a bit of paper.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-35118036
>comments open
here I go!
>>52263254
>getting £1000
Lucky fucker, how many cocks did your mum have to gobble on to raise up that
>>52263254
>treat her new kid the same as me so we're both getting nothing
lmao
Just had my first cunty car driver experience lads.
>cycling down my lane
>car coming
>cars parked on the side of the road
>I'm cycling along
>car looks like he's slowing down to let me go
>overtake parked car and continue on my way
>hear a door open and 'What the fuck do you think you're doing you prick?'
>turn around and see a chavvy bloke half hanging out of his car looking back at me
>Respond with 'What? Fuck off'
>he says 'fucking prick' and drives Qoff
Even if I was in the wrong, what sort of person stops and swears at people lel? What a cunt.
>>52263254
I have no respect for people who divorce tbqh, especially if they have children. It should not be fucking tolerated
>>52263281
She's comfortably middle class
>>52263254
Is her new child at least a cultural enrichment?
>>52263248
ha ha someones jealous :^)
Morning lids
>>52263288
>cycling
Stopped reading right there. You're ruining the roads and you pay no upkeep for them.
>>52263197
bonjella is shit.
the good stuff is SM-33. Applying it will feel like someone is driving an icepick through your sore but like 10 seconds later the pain dies off and it goes completely numb for hours.
>>52263288
>prick
you fricking frick
>>52263319
Nah he's a 14 year old ginger kid.
He's a pretty nice kid 2bh but he is kinda messing with my situation.
Mum used to pay for a lot of my stuff since I moved out the house at 18. And now she's pulling it all back cause it wouldn't be fair on him apparently.
I'm 25 now I guess I have to stop being a manchild.
>>52263254
wish i got £1000
i got maybe 120 tops in my prime money-from-family age
hate rich cunts desu
>>52263369
If it doesn't improve tomorrow I'll have a look for that. Cheers mate
>>52263288
>Even if I was in the wrong
literally cyclists in a half sentence
>>52263254
>>52263384
2bh mate you sound like a spoiled brat.
>>52263254
fucking cucked lmao
>>52263384
>25
>still getting £1000 from mummy
You cunt, I never got that much, ever.
>>52263288
Drivers don't understand cyclists mate, they're in a world of their own 90% of the time
>>52263391
>watching too many London cyclist videos
The tossers who chase car drivers down with gopros and have an argument and then upload to youtube are complete wankers. Something about London makes everyone a complete cunt.
Counting down the fucking days till i go to England and fuck a slag and post it here
>>52263405
Actually I never got anything from my parents as a child. I only started getting given money and had my bills paid for me when I moved out.
>>52263422
Love a nice belly t bh
Especially if they have a defined ab region but without the individual abs if you know what I mean
>>52263420
>they're (drivers) in a world of their own
Yeah, it's called the roads and maybe you should keep the fuck off them then
>Sophie will never sit on your face
what happen to thailad lads?
>>52263254
>re-married
>new kid
Your mum sounds like a slag.
What do you need a grand for anyway?
>>52263442
Good luck, don't mind as long as you're not an abbo.
>>52263469
he is off doing normie things
>>52263448
>had my bills paid for me
>not a spoiled brat
fuck off, you cunt
Got my Fiance's son a remote control car
>>52263461
>there are barely any cyclists on the roads outside cities yet they trigger drivers like you this much
>>52263469
got nicked probably
>>52263470
Bet you he's black too
>>52263478
6'3 of pure Anglo-Celtic Australian sexyness
>that one mong who always carries on posting in the old thread
>>52263492
FONT
What's the story about that meme man in a suit, /brit/?
>>52263461
t. driver in world of his own
Alright benders
>>52263513
CRIM
R
I
M
want 2 watch something in a similar vein as zulu
>>52263442
where abouts you going to chap?
>>52263384
But doesn't it make sense to support your older children more financially? I have two brothers and my parents always supported us the same yet depending on our age. So the oldest always got the most money but once we reached the same age we would get just as much as our older brother did. Seems like the most fair way to me.
Also, if she wants to treat both of you exactly the same why not give 500 to each?
>>52263540
Zulu 2: The Niggers Awaken
>>52263540
So brits wrecking natives?
>tfw all the lies I've been telling to various government agencies over the last 10 years are in danger of unraveling.
He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
SQL Clause is coming to town
just watched a clockwork orange lads, was brety gud
8 days until christmas lads
despite this and the christmas deccies being up i don't feel christmassy at all
could literally be any other time of the year
>>52263540
Sharpe maybe?
>>52263540
avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cvJ6tfNG28
>>52263525
He broke into someone's kitchen and left a creepy picture of himself
>>52263576
>Storing behaviour as a varchar
>>52263556
Probably because I'm 25 with a £28k job. And he's a 14 year old kid who works part time at laser quest.
Kinda sucks for me but I guess it's fair that she buys him more stuff now.
>>52263567
What about Zulu 3: Revenge of the Cucks
Kids are being racist to my wife's son at school, /brit/, I don't know what to do.
>>52263492
>wanting to marry a woman who already has a child
Literal cuck 2bh
>>52263616
Is he white?
>>52263610
>sucks
Fuck off yank
>>52263605
shut your mouth slut
>>52263567
seen it
>>52263568
not necessarily just a really comfy old british film
>>52263576
>>52263595
can't find a film called this?
>>52263597
epic
>>52263612
didn't know there was a third?
>>52263554
me and some m80s are flying into Turkey and crossing Europe to fly out of London 3 months later.
Only going to London whilst in England unfortunately.
Still 6 months away but the tickets are bought got 15k set aside hopefully that'll be enough
>>52263634
Does it matter? That's irrelevant.
big fan of the cuckposting gimmick desu
>>52263643
Optimise your data types, scrub
>>52263436
i've had 3 encounters where a cyclist has come within a foot or two of fucking slamming into my car because they have run a red light or stop sign. i've seen cyclists blaze through roundabouts and cause people to slam their brakes.
i hate the idea that someone here has to do a written test, 100 hours of driving practice, a practical test and then 3 years of provisionary driving to earn an open license, while cyclist bozo's need lycra and a functional bike to be on the same road. it's fucking dumb and if their stupid arse wants to get killed then that's their call but then they fuck up other peoples lives when they act like a dumb cunt and cause accidents involving themselves or someone trying to avoid slamming them.
bring in mandatory licensing and my opinion on cyclists might change but until then, fuck them.
>>52263610
28k as in 28k per month? Fuck you for crying about your monetary situation then.
>Literally just want to change the address with DVLA
>Go online
>201 questions
>Please submit photo to renew your licence
>I don't want to renew my licence just change the address
>Please enter passport number
>I don't have that to hand
>Please enter your license number from your paper licence
>Don't have that to hand
LITERALLY just want to change my address it should be one button. This is why people don't update it and drive around with out of date licences.
>>52263683
It'll be yearly
>>52263644
>can't find a film called this?
Sharpe's rifles is the first one I think
>>52263649
OOOOOOh, is he? fucking brill
>>52263616
Have a (You) :^)
did you lads hear about that lad in thailand who's stuck on an island and a lad won't let him leave
Remember when everybody thought you had to drink 8 glasses of water a day?
Those were primitive times
>>52263665
Cars can do damage whilst a bike can't
Most studies show 70% of bike/cyclists accidents are the cars fault.
Yeah some cyclists are dumb cunts but so are driver's.
Cyclists however are aware of how exposed they are and so are more often more care full than someone driving a car.
>>52263645
>me and some m80s are flying into Turkey
are you joining the holy fight brother?
>>52263436
>Couple years back in central London
>At 4-way junction
>My side goes green and proceed ahead in turning left
>In the middle of the manoeuvre a cyclist from the right comes speeding through the junction and swerves to avoid my car
>Gives me a load of verbal saying I should watch where I'm going
>Point out he ran a red light
>"Ahh fuck off mate"
>He cycles off
This is why I have a hatred for cyclists.
Good panel
>>52263729
should just beat him up lol
Who was the best Batman?
>>52263738
>Cars can do damage whilst a bike can't
Bullshit
>so are driver's
And you, apparently
>often more care full
More bullshit
>>52263737
Gotta drink big to get big m8
>>52263665
>has to do a written test, 100 hours of driving practice, a practical test and then 3 years of provisionary driving
What the fuck why do need that much shit just to drive?
If a cyclist fucks up they just hurt themselves or die. They're not driving a huge lump of metal that can go 100mph.
There are a lot of twatty cyclists but I really don't think that means you should need a fucking licence to cycle on the road. Isn't that just like criminals use guns so ban all guns?
>>52263751
>London
Stopped reading there. Cyclists in London are tossers. They're not like that outside London.
>wahwah I'm a victim
>*jumps red light, filters like a tosser, is too stupid to understand blindspots and gets pulled under a lorry and crushed'
give me one reason why i shouldn't start drinking
>>52263702
yeh this is exactly the kind of thing im after cheers
>>52263819
>. They're not like that outside London.
oh honey
>>52263738
doesn't matter whether cars are the ones that do damage. cyclists can still cause accidents between two cars because one car has basically gone last resort to avoid hitting a cyclist.
it's my opinion that that exact logic that cars do damage while bikes don't is why cyclists ride the way they do. they feel they can ride recklessly because they won't do damage if they lose control unlike a car.
>>52263797
>Piers Morgan
Fucking idiot 2bh. Didn't he live in the states for a while?
>>52263751
This is why cyclists being idiots don't bother me.>>52263738
I'm in a giant metal box, if you don't want to pay attention to the highway code that's cool. You're the one who will sooner or later be in a serious accident and come off worse.
>>52263793
>Bullshit
>oh no a dent in my car :( vs the damage a car can do
>>52263750
cheaper getting a Yacht trip from turkey than greece is why kek
>>52263797
hannah would get it so hard hnngggg
>>52263642
Enjoying this thread
Which dating site should I join? Looking for long meaningful relationships
>>52263852
Cyclists can dent a car by riding into it, then they have no insurance to pay to fix the car.
>>52263845
They love him apparently.
>>52263845
Yeah it would be comparable to lisicki posting in /cum/
i'm from texas baby
have a rare flag
>being a southern cunt
>living in the islamic republic of london
top fucking kek i love this meme
>>52263882
grindr
Off to dentist soon cause I'm in right fucking bother.
Usually when I see bad cycling it's a woman. Women are far more likely to die on a bike. Just ban the women from any road vehicle.
>>52263783
Clooney 2bh
>>52263834
yer welcome la
>>52263883
Just take them to court then.
>>52263874
forklift truck simulator is actually a good game
>being a northern dole monkey
>having to justify your pitiful existence by scapegoating southeners
>>52263885
>lisicki
Who?
>>52263894
Sweden is not that rare desu :^)
>>52263783
Kevin Conroy, no one else comes close.
>>52263937
German tennis player
>>52263937
shes a german tennis player how do u not know her?
have another one
alright bane?
just bought a pitbull, going to walk it outside a primary school and see how long it takes to kill a child
asked for a BLACKED subscription for christmas
>>52263819
>If a cyclist fucks up they just hurt themselves or die
yeah, and you'll fuck up 9/10 peoples lives either temporarily or permanently while they deal with the guilt associated with having fucking killed someone regardless of whether it was their fault or not.
>I really don't think that means you should need a fucking licence to cycle on the road. Isn't that just like criminals use guns so ban all guns?
no, it's like saying that if you want to use the facilities of the road, you should demonstrate you have appropriate knowledge of the rules of the road to maximise your safety and the safety of others. as i've said, just because a bike can't physically do damage to other cars doesn't mean that they can't cause accidents.
Right lads wee cuppa then back to work
YOU'RE ON CAMERA
Unbanned lads
don't know what to get my wife's bf for christmas
might just go with a case of beer although that's a bit boring
>>52263934
A day in the life of a southerner :
>woken up by prayer sirens from the mosque
>get up, walk 1ft to kitchen because can only afford 1 room flat despite earning £100,000
>leave for work
>get on the tube
>nobody is white
>get arrested because i got on the prayer muslim only carriage
>get to work
>daily mandatory mosque and prayers
>finish work
>get home
>can't afford food or to eat out because all my wage goes to my mortgage
>can't go to the pub, alcohol is haram
>haven't seen a white face or heard english spoken in years
A day in the life of a northerner :
>wake up in my affordable 3 bedroom house
>get up
>go outside, everyone is white
>greet my neighbour
>go to work, everyone is white
>haven't seen a muslim in years
sure know which one i prefer, you islam cUck
>>52264036
Wahey la
Why'd ya get banned?
>>52263927
What happens is
1. They have no money
2. They flee the scene
No number plate to report to the police and it's not a crime to flee the scene if you're a cyclist.
Cyclists need to have the same laws that govern cars extended to them
>>52264052
Your first post was sufficient to prove me right tbf, you can shush now
>>52264054
I posted 'porn' on /v/
Got my practical test today for my Crossing The Road licence any tips?
>>52264036
>having a static IP
lol fucking retard
Cyclists are more arrogant than students, I'd never hire them.
>>52264088
Watch out for those bloody cyclists
been going on /brit/ less and less now that i've been going out with a girl tBh
whats been happening, boys?
>>52264021
I agree but I think a licence is overkill, plus most people who cycle can also drive so I don't know what they fuck they're doing.
Car drivers do stupid things all the time yet it's seen as normal yet when a cyclists does it it's FUCKING CYCLISTS THEY SHOULD ALL DIE.
>>52264059
>Cyclists need to have the same laws that govern cars extended to them
That doesn't sound very free desu. Just want to cycle to the shops on your bike but you need to a take a test and pay tax and insurance because car drivers can't deal with overtaking you and not running you over.
What about pedestrians? Do they need insurance to cross a road or walk on one?
>>52264088
Don't fuck it up, I failed my first time and couldn't get to the corner shop until I rebooked it.
Daily reminder.
>>52264072
Care to share this "porn" with us lad?
>>52264105
You're fannywhipped
>accidentally buy tea leafs instead of tea bags
>>52264088
make sure you wear sensible footwear - wear boots if you have to. it's better to look like an idiot and pass than the other way around
>>52264117
>that feeling when you're southern
>>52264144
It's not being southern that makes you feel like that, it's being a useless weeaboo
>>52264135
i like this image. can i save it?
>>52264113
If cyclists don't want to pay insurance and tax they can use the pavement with the other pedestrians. Roads are for motor vehicles.
>>52264088
>>52264104
This they're fucking dangerous. They should be banned desu, fucking deathtraps.
>>52263967
>>52263959
>I know female athletes
>>52264167
ahahah what a fukin sav madman TOP BANTAH XD
afternoon all
>>52264192
>I hate cyclists because they don't pay insurance and tax
You sound like a boring miserable cunt mate. Maybe you should start cycling and save money and get some exercise.
>Police say they can't attend burglaries anymore due to budget cuts
>Can still afford to send police on motorbikes out for traffic infractions.
>Pull me over for no front plate which is literally not hurting anyone
>Grill me for 10 minutes before telling me to fuck off and get it fixed
It's not even a fund raising activity because they didn't fine me, they're literally just spending time and tax payer money telling people off for being naughty.
>normal cyclists
there is literally NOTHING worse in life than a group of tourists riding together, everything in their way will get destroyed
>>52264263
>Police say they can't attend burglaries anymore due to budget cuts
>can still get arrested for being mean on the internet
>>52264257
I hate cyclists because they're arrogant twats that haven't had to show any knowledge of traffic law to ride on the road.
Drivers have to do a 50 question test on road traffic laws to drive.
Lot of autistic drivers in this thread.
All you have to do is show basic awareness, cyclists never make mistakes, drivers cause the accidents.
>>52264308
If you think a driving test does a good enough job of evaluating whether people should drive or not then I'm starting to doubt that you actually drive at all.
remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish rubbish
>women tend to lie about why they make a particular decision
>the lie is usually a dumber, more infuriating reason than the real one
>everyone itt getting triggered by cyclists
wonder how many spastics i triggered simply by existing when i had to cycle through bristol the other day
>>52264113
i don't care how many people who own cars ride bikes. i have a car license. if i want to ride a motorbike i need a subsequent motorbike license. it should be identical for someone who owns a car and wants to cycle. the idea that someone is allowed to not even know a road rule yet hop on a bike and ride in traffic is laughable.
>>52264072
Oh not, not again.
All I can say is that isitporn said it was NOT porn.
>>52264263
>less than 3% of burglaries in germany end in trial because the police is not able to find the perpetrators
>neighbourhood watch groups to prevent burglaries are somehow a challenge to the monopoly of violence and get heavily critizised instead of our state not doing its job
feeling v anxious lads not sure why
is it a full moon?
>>52264406
I've already said most, nearly all cyclists can drive a car too.
Need a bf lads
evening lads
kek
drivers never fail to get triggered by cyclists
>>52264291
I almost got run over by bikes so many times when I visited NL because I was high af and there were cyclists everywhere.
>>52264434
>96% of burglaries in England are committed by cyclists
>torrent stuck at 60kb/s
buying my wifes muslim son a bike
>>52264298
>Throw bacon at a mosque
>Go to jail for 1 year
>Be Muslim and rape someone
>Be acquitted using "I tripped and fell with my penis out" as your defense
Hi lads
Just got back from a Christmas shop
>>52264501
>Germany to recieve over 800,000 potential cyclists this year
Fell asleep with my foreskin retracted last night
>be southerner
>get told secret santa is banned because it offends muslims
>christmas tree is banned
>no christmas party, it's haram
>3 months pay dock if caught playing christmas carols as it is deemed offensive
>>52264441
yeah, and I already said that doesn't matter. the road rules are near on identical when on a motorbike yet that's a separate license. i was simply making the point that no licensing means it's very possible and very legal to ride on the road with no idea what the rules are.
if cyclists are as good as you reckon they are, applying for and obtaining a license should be easy as shit.
>>52264570
is it all swollen up now?
>>52264555
hello xo
>>52264545
>Throw bacon at a mosque
>Go to jail for 1 year
Top kek, what kind of crime is that supposed to be?
>>52264555
3 same number
>>52264592
how are we ox
>>52264603
Wasting good bacon
>>52264610
just did a wake up
need to do 3000 words in 3 hours haha
Was absolutely pinging off my cunt last night boys
>>52264622
oh dear you better get a move on
doing a day off, gonna have a wank and a shower then another wank and then who knows what will happen
>motorbike enthusiasts call car owners 'cagers'
literal motorised fedora
>>52264643
wew lad
exciting day ahead
>Be cyclist who doesn't drive and has not passed a driving theory test
>Ride on road
>Have 0 clue what any of the signs mean or what the rules of the road are
This is possible with current laws.
Why is /brit/ so much faster than /deutsch/ even though we have more posters?
got a stuffy nose lads
>>52264666
germans are baser humans. they are incapable of witty banter and often resort to violence when they fail to express themselves.
>>52264308
i hate cyclists, but i hate the designated spaces for bikes in front of the cars at traffic lights more.
>cars stop for red lights
>bike wankers in their lycra go past them all and fill the space in front of all the cars
>light goes green
>cyclists are now riding 5 abreast and 3 deep in front of the cars trying to pull away
>other bikes have filled the bike lane on the left so it takes ages for the group in front of the cars to all drift back over to where they belong
what's the fucking point? keep them on the left in their lane
>>52264623
very good lad
>>52264666
germans are very efficient haha
can i have some (You)s /brit/?
>>52264665
i don't know about bongs but we get 1 day in our lives at like age 10 where we have to cycle trough town and theres mums judging the way we ride so basically if we don't die during you pass
god bless cyclists
>Riding a bike
You have to be 18 to use this site la
@52264731
fuck off yank
>>52264665
This is pretty much how it was for me. I later learned what the signs meant in driving school but I had no clue about some rules up to this point. And I was already riding my bike for about 10 years until then.
>>52264766
>la
You have to be 18 to use this site lad
>>52264733
this sounds absurd.
>>52264698
also why all the lycra you benders? you're on your way to work, you're not trying to shave a tenth of a second off your lap time in the velodrome.
might zip around on the scooter to cool my nerves aha
>playing a game
>halfway through it dawns on me that I'm fucking wasting my life and in the future I'd be looking back to this exact point thinking what the fuck was I doing
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME
@52264731
you don't deserve any ngl
>>52264802
don't you learn traffic signs in school?
Don't have to sign on the dole now until the 14th of jan haha
HILOOOOOO LATINOOO
stop posting please lads you're distracting me from my work
>>52264512
Jealous
>>52264692
rude
>>52264827
I don't think so
>>52264665
it's intended lad
functions to purge idiots like you from the gene pool when you get hit
>>52264830
12th for me
anime
>The UK government considers these more of a vehicle than bicycles.
>>52264835
UNA VELA
>>52264888
anime!!!
>>52264888
I give this post a rating of good/10
>>52264733
>>52264802
We have the exact same shit over here. I almost got run over by a tram, yet I still passed.
>>52264913
be quiet!!
everybody just shut up
i'm trying to think
whole lotta friends first flight from poland
>>52264889
What the fuck is that?
>>52264944
WEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOOO
>>52264889
Shoes?
>>52264888
Anime is best
>>52264962
a """hoverboard"""
>>52264889
>it moves without physical interaction from the user
>contains electricity
>Government chimps out and issues 10,000 bans and cautions
why are boomers so retarded?
>>52264962
>>52264971
t. living under a rock man
>>52264975
>>52264936
>>52264913
>>52264888
>>52264987
no
>left to right
>80s, 90s, 00s, now
WHY. IS. THIS. ACCEPTABLE. REEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE
>anime
>>52265003
>tumblr
>>52265002
I was joking 2bh.
>>52264962
latest shiny object for pakis and niggers to buy
ok im gonna do it lads
if i dont come back tell the yanks and weebs that i hate them
wish me luck
>>52265065
very good joke
you got me good
funny as heck
can't stop laughing
ten out of ten
super duper german
>anime
>>52264692
Every German I've met out here has been a laugh Tbh
Think you're telling fibs
thought SSRIs were supposed to kill your sex drive
mine is through the roof desu. cannot stop wanking. help
>>52265035
chocolate is shit anyway so who cares
How do we stop the Finns?
>>52265086
>british humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0TZDyv-NCs
>>52265045
>act like a autisitc
Who says we're acting
>>52265126
finger their frosty fannies
>>52265035
>Quality street
well at least they're not Roses
>>52265126
those legs should literally be in a gallery
a gallery of legs
10 euros for a Gillian mckeith that lasts 7 hours with no comedown
Mental lads, can't believe it
>>52265141
>Polish
Why do you torment me so
10% of the way there haha
>>52265143
ya blew it
>>52265178
bad lad
lost my laptop harddrive and did 3200 words in 2 days and it was awful
>>52265166
>Gillian mckeith
is that a nickname for pills?
why
>>52265211
not bad mate, would shag
This is how every single white person sounds to poc when they tell them they are not racist smdh fäm
https://youtu.be/Lf1x8s1Pixw
>>52265211
wew lad
>>52265201
got until 4pm to submit this haha
>Took out some new insurance
>Get email
>"Hi we need to to send the following, proof of no claims, limited mileage declaration, agreed value decleration, 7 colour photographs of your car"
>7 photographs
Literally what? Is this a new thing?
>>52265211
mate
>>52265211
oh god what
>>52265207
>pill
>Jill
>Gillian
>Gillian McKeith
>>52265211
very good
>>52265229
WAHEY
should probably get off 4chan
go to the library if it's close
>>52265211
Blud...
>>52265260
ah
very good
i get it now
>>52265267
nah i'm at home now so no library
yeah i should probably close the tab desu
han solo has to choose to kill his son or nuke the empire
>I support hate speech laws
>>52265229
What's the topic
>>52265310
>star wars
nerd
>>52265317
your rights end where my feelings begin, bigot
who white here
not me aha
Star Wars is shite and if you like it you're an utter melt
>>52265422
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>Star Wars is shite and if you like it you're an utter melt
home in 4 days lads
>>52265463
stop posting
>>52263139
Muh dick
>>52265465
>>52265458
Spotted the man children
lads
So lads I'm literally going to use "but I got pulled over for not having a front number plate" as my answer to every time I hear police failing to do their jobs.
>Police can't attend burglaries
>"but I got pulled over for not having a front number plate"
>Police ignored the victims of Rotherham for 10 years
> "but I got pulled over for not having a front number plate"
>Police wont arrest Anjem Choudary despite the numerous times he's incited hatred which is a crime
> "but I got pulled over for not having a front number plate"
>British Police
>>52265526
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you guys must remember the name of that one slag teen girl
she was called puglisa or something like that
wore tight leggings in all pics
pls respond i have the need
haven't seen the sun in weeks, depressed as heck
>>52265526
looks average to me
>>52265317
>living in a nanny state
i'm preparing for the mass exodus
I'm watching a very Bill Murray Christmas and it si shit
>>52265531
Angem is MI5 mate, have you never watched spooks?
>>52265531
lad you may want to tone down the salt otherwise imperial Rome is going to invade you
>>52265576
>gif
fuck off
Smh white ppl
need a spanking lads
>>52265580
I'm embarrassing lad, I was watching some paki cunt argue that Trump should be banned from the UK saying "We have freedom of speech NOT freedom of hate speech" and then just refused to define what hate speech was when asked.
>went for a run
>really pushed myself, felt great
>came back, had a poo
>really pushed myself, felt great
>put on the inbetweeners movie
>depressed because no proper good mates like that & virgin & awkward cunt
>>52265606
hello reddit
>>52265531
Are you a paki
>>52265610
fuck you faggot dont ever tell me to fuck off
han solo dies
>>52265623
This is so important
>tfw just saw sufjan stevens is coming to memecity in march
>tfw tickets are $100
hmmmmmmm
>>52265691
would suck his willy
>>52265675
If I was a Paki I would have been fined £300 and got 3 points.
hi
did a nice shower
did my 2nd run in 2 days lads
"wahoo" - mario
various leg muscles are going to be cunted off their fucking nuts tomorrow haha i dont care i luv it
>>52265742
>le ebin white privilege meme
Upvote xD
>>52265623
YO HOL UP
Where ma reperations beeatch?
>the conservative party will never be conservative again
>the right wing of Britain died in the 80s
>europe is doomed to a similar fate as FN gets btfo
>pakis and lefties can turn elections to their favour
>the media and universities keep creating new lefties and the govt keeps bringing in more pakis
these are feels that hurt me
>>52265836
Rorke for days
>>52265836
you have to be genuinely retarded to believe the conservatives arent right wing
gonna accidentally fall into a qt girl and accidentally penetrate her while my dick is erect
>>52265836
Big G looked better in reality.
>>52265875
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singles decides what i have for lunch before my well deserved nap
>>52265836
These are some VERY stupid opinions.
>>52265926
rasheed
>>52265858
tories are only right economically, i think he means socially where they're only slightly-less-bad labour
Might get an audi tt lads
British society and law are carefully structured to keep people in their class and never socially advance.
