Mr Rowland? It's been such a long time! edition
willies
maisie
willies
singles decides what i have for lunch before my well deserved nap
-me
willies
>>52265936
anime
life ends when uni does. so live when you're still young :D
Kill all pakis
anime
>>52265975
4 slices of butter on toast
willy bum poo poo wee!
>>52265998
good post
my MP is douglas carswell ask me anything
>>52265720
hmm but should I go?
i don't think any of my m8s know about him let alone like him so i'd either have to go by myself or cop two tickets ($100 each) and find someone to go with me. that being said, if i went and he played john wayne gacy jr i'd probs flop my dick out and have a wank.
>>52266029
WHAT
A
BLOODY
RACIST
>>52266027
ty lad
>My head is in the oven and my feet are in the fridge, so overall my temperature is comfortable
Government logic.
well this was one positively smashing day, I wasted time trying to find out whether it's still possible to watch Accused (the BBC drama with Bean, Eccleston and so forth) somehow, somewhere
apparently the knowheads at beebs never chose to release it on DVD or other pay-per-view bullshit, there are only some shitty TV rips around the web
nuke London already the fucking inane spanners
my mp is George Osborne ask me anything
i think lietenant sharpe is a pretty cool guy however he should've killed the irish dog
having 3.5 slices of butter on toast
>tfw soft, girly hands
>>52266083
where does he buy his pingaz from
>>52266109
Jerk my dick and call me samantha
>>52266109
cornwall
>>52266135
>jerk
fuck off yank
>tfw big girly thighs and bum
>>52266135
>Jerk
Fuck off Yank
>>52266106
good lad
>>52266151
it's objectively cringeworthy to say "wank" in 2015
brother ate my cereal even though he has his own but didn't finish it all off so now there's some left but not even enough to fill a bowl and he has made the whole thing useless
>>52266179
>Pooland
fuck off
>>52266179
outside of the UK maybe
gonna start saying 'wolly' because its an insult but its really tame
>>52266179
clean toilets plz
>>52266190
haha
>>52266179
fuck off yank
Good news: cat is alive and in my house
Bad news: not back till 1am
>>52266190
I do that haha
Hate it when it comes to next morning and he just left eat baka
>>52266209
now lad, let's not be hasty
I'm the future of your paki-ridden isle
>>52266190
fuck off skeleton
![xiii_pc_knifeheadshot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4eERIia.jpg "xiii_pc_knifeheadshot[1].jpg")
>>52265936
I think a game does not need better graphics to be good. Plus it run on a potatoes.
>>52266179
wankjectively pole worthy to say cringe in the current year desu
>>52266244
?
>>52266233
It's NOT funny
>>52266242
*shits all over the floor*
clean this up you piece of fucking fuck cunt
>eating
>>52266247
is the pc adaption ok? I meant to play this for a long time. I never bought it even when it was like 50p in GAME
>>52266273
good post
>>52266266
hehe
>>52266272
fuck off pajeet
>>52266272
you're one peculiar lad
how do I subscribe to your channel
Old man stood outside for over half an hour, just looking around. I wonder what for.
>>52266072
I thought poles would usually post with a british flag?
>>52266285
cheers
>>52266301
give me your email and i'll send you a link
>>52266272
*burns irelands flag*
taigs OUT of Britain
Belfast is LOYALIST and always will be.
The British government has carefully structured British society and law to stop people from advancing.
>>52266305
I'm currently working on my residency
Newcastle here I come
>>52266302
Seeing if he could find his wife
>>52266335
what is it with ameriheritages and their stiffys for ireland?
wew lad
please do not bully white europeans
Can't imagine how depressing Poland must be if they dream of moving here.
>>52266247
it came back into my mind whilst i was making breakfast for some reason
remember loving that game when i was younger desu
>>52266367
because ireland don't get on with britain and the US still are obsessed with hating britain
>>52266352
TFW no alive wife and alzheimers
>>52266372
Dude are you nazi or something?
>>52266383
catholic country what do you expect
500 words completed
1 and a half hours left
haha
>>52266395
all me
>>52266383
it's just inconceivable how bad is the country I happened to be born into
>>52266395
7 (You)s. Not bad.
>>52266395
>450 (You)'s
too easy
>>52266395
2us, not bad
>>52266395
all me
>>52266367
parents are from the norn iron, I go there to defend the homeland from taigs every saint paddys day
[spoiler]actually my parents just go back every march because they'd rather have me do something stupid so I'd get in trouble shooting taigs or something and not my relatives in NI[/spoiler]
>>52266395
reported 2bh
willy is leaking again
>>52266395
all me
>>52266072
>http://www.watchseries.li/serie/accused_uk_
lad
tfw no girlfriend
>>52266417
haha
If the government and police scanned ever detail they had on you and all your emails and online activity and compared all the data with each other, would you come out squeeky clean?
Lads, honestly
I just had
the best Christmas sandwich
Like honestly it was just
Fuck me
>Islam is a feminist religion.
>>52266478
>try to pick an episode
>"no links found"
you daft or wot
>>52266508
>storing anything sensitive on the clearnet
wew laddo
>>52266398
>ireland don't get on with britain
things aren't bad now desu
anyone here remember when you had to noko?
who /oldfag/ here
>>52266508
Of course I would, officer! I am a law abiding citizens who values and respects the laws in his country. Long live mother Merkel!
>>52266509
Can I pull your hair?
>>52266417
you can do it xxx
>>52266509
elaborate
>>52266516
if feminists want to destroy their own cause and ideology, why should we stop them
muslims do more for the UK than the catholics ever did if only because the former treat women like the "human" garbage they are
>>52266528
Works for me, try using a vpn
>>52266516
dont ironically bash my religion you racist
>>52266533
now you're under the thumb of your german masters
>>52266578
>blocked for Poles
>cuckseries like Luther aren't
wew
>>52266580
>religion
>racist
>if feminists want to destroy their own cause and ideology, why should we stop them
>muslims do more for the UK than the catholics ever did if only because the former treat women like the "human" garbage they are
>>52266562
wew
got up to 657 words in those 5 minutes
>>52266554
Yeah if you like
>>52266567
Toasted ciabatta roll
Thick-cut turkey
Slice of stuffing
Bacon
Sweet red onion and tomato
Cranberry sauce and ranch dressing
My fucking word
>if feminists want to destroy their own cause and ideology, why should we stop them
>muslims do more for the UK than the catholics ever did if only because the former treat women like the "human" garbage they are
had this for lunch lads
A guy I really love on Instagram has put "classical liberal" in his bio and my heart just sank. Mate. What are u doing don't D ONT
>>52266594
Mate that's be racist
>>52266516
good image
>>52266575
good old fashioned yankpost
>>52266600
>being german
fuck off racist
>>52266544
if having to noko is an oldfag thing then I've been here too fucking long
>>52266604
>>52266614
>muh fedora
I'm right though. There is nothing better than women being forcibly put back into their place. The best part? They are literally doing it to themselves now.
feeling self concious about my large bum :x
>>52266609
lightweight baby
when I was in college I would leave it all to the day before too and never learnt my lesson haha, what are we like?
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/677268261063565312
by the emperor
>>52266610
Come on show a little more enthusiasm m8
>if feminists want to destroy their own cause and ideology, why should we stop them
>muslims do more for the UK than the catholics ever did if only because the former treat women like the "human" garbage they are
fair enough
>>52266620
Gayboy
>I'm right though. There is nothing better than women being forcibly put back into their place. The best part? They are literally doing it to themselves now.
skirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrit
>>52266626
Idris Elba is actually the best candidate for Bond
Bond's a Scot, right? Scotland is called "Alba" in their shit lingo
Elba = Alba
>>52266646
>Hating people based on their ethnicity
Fuck off racist.
>>52266533
>implying it isn't forever bubbling under the surface
Tomorrow we have a christmas party at work, consisting of a dinner from 7:30pm around an hour away from my workplace., Another colleague suggested we all go to a cocktail bar beforehand for around an hour. Would it be autistic if I said I'm going to stay at the office and meet them at the restaurant. I don't like cocktail bars and the idea of them repulses me, plus I don't intend on getting drunk tonight since I don't like getting drunk, so I'd just be standing there.
got no NYE plans lads
if I don't get an invite to anything might just kms (kill myself)
>>52266756
you are a plum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9L5dIlbFM
Why my fiction is getting so dark nsfw
>>52266743
stop mainsplaining, whitey
reverse racism is a racist construct
>>52266673
haha idk
should have done this last night or something desu so i wasn't so close to the deadline
>>52266659
alri lardarse
>>52266771
Wanna come mine and watch a film m8?
bought my mum a sparkling cinnamon yankee candle for Christmas
I think she will like it
>>52266823
Mums fucking love a good candle tbf
>>52266792
>1:15:52
>>52266771
gonna watch the fireworks in wow and shitpost 2bh
nye is literally the worst celebrated day
fair enough.
>>52266756
fucking hell. just say you don't want to drink. if you want to lie say you're on antibiotics. fucking spastic
>>52266840
I hope so, she never tells me what she wants so I have to just buy whatever and hope for the best ffs
>>52266792
imagine being gordon
imagine
what the fuck would you do with your hair
>>52266840
working class mums with shit taste perhaps
>>52266793
Germams can't be racist against americans, because americans have power over germany. We can be prejudiced, but only americans can be racist.
>>52266845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-jzCjlDav4
Being a Lesbian Anorexic: My sexuality and my ed
>tfw no fit lezzer aus anorexic gf
>>52266752
irish are worse than islamists when it comes to this shit
cut an irish they bleed terrorist
>>52266871
nah candles are class
>>52266756
you are such a fucking weirdo mate
>>52266849
Seems quite seem
>>52266914
Why?
Genuinely asking.
>>52266847
>fireworks in wow
really?
>>52266818
no I want my friends to invite me to something
>>52266933
Just say you don't want to drink m8
Alexander Jahans audiobook ASMR I put it on to help me sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RulNoWuyvOQ
Fucking hate students, especially university students
>>52266756
I hope you do this for your gains, not because you are an autist.
>>52266933
>jumping through hoops to get around having to drink
either drink or say you dont want to
wally
>>52266958
enjoy wage slavery forever pal
>>52266955
But wouldn't it be more awkward standing without a drink in a cocktail bar than just turning up to the dinner?
>>52266958
what are your thoughts on arrogant ones?
>>52266943
>he doesn't think of /brit/ as his friends
hurt desu
>>52266934
n-no bully
>>52266933
just the mentalist thinking you have surrounding this. spasticated as fuck.
>you will never visit the Intergalatic Space Ship
>>52266958
Why so salty, friend?
>>52266533
you think yanks know that?
>>52266994
get some water or coke faggot
put some fucking ice in it and get a lemon slice too
who are these absolute idiots that keep posting asmr and feminist twitter posts
for what purpose
kill yourself
>>52266994
just tell them you don't drink and you'll meet them at the restaurant then it'll be fine and nobody will care
>>52266958
t. white trash
>>52267007
But please could you articulate why I seem spasticated please?
>>52267046
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52267063
no fuck off
>>52266771
>3 friends in other countries
>3 friends are rostered to work
>1 m8 going away with his gf
it's going to be so bad this year. i'm holding out for a possible rager that might happen, but until i get the wrod, it's suicide for me
rate the meme i use to troll japs
>WE JAPANESE DINDU NUFFIN WE WUZ GUD BOYS NO RAPING OR MASSACRING IN MANCHURIA DINDU NUFFIN SHIIEEEETTT
>>52266958
t. Graduate of the University of Life
Absolutely screwed for this German final m8s. I'm worthless
>>52267018
Don't expect they do. I spend two years there and people called me english as an insult, or worse profusely apologised when they mistook me for english as though they'd said fuck my mother. then again maybe texans are just thick.
whew blogs
>>52267008
I think this is actually terrifying m8. If something goes wrong you are so fucked.
>>52266903
Calm down Billy, nobody gives a fuck about you lot.
>>52266995
I usually get woken up around 02:30 in the morning by these loud mouthed, ignorant, arrogant, drunk, so called well educated individuals, as they return back from their drinking sessions. They may be well educated, however they cannot differentiate between what is and what isn't recyclable rubbish and pile everything into the green bin until the lid cannot be closed. The bin men then refuse to empty it so it's left on the pavement for the foreseeable future because the students haven't got the common sense to move it and sort it out. Then the next night the next group of drunken idiots (sorry, students) comes along at 02:30 and decides that it'd be fun to kick 7 bells out of the overflowing green bin spewing rubbish all over the street. If this is the future work force of Great Britain then we have got problems. Wait until 03:30 in the morning before starting to dig up the road and see how they like it. If you hadn't already guessed, I absolutely hate students with a passion. Maybe one day, when they have to get up in the morning and do a full days work they will understand why.
>>52266987
>>52266995
>>52267046
college students are stupid fuckboys and retarded women
I say this as a graduate student
>>52266995
they're all arrogant delusional children with no real life experience and warped liberal notions of how the world works and think people want to hear their dumbfuck cunt opinions
>I don't like getting drunk
>>52267110
>>52267114
>>52267118
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>52267064
What's the british expression then?
And at least we did not get cucked by our own colonies.
>>52267120
i dont like it much. getting tipsy is great but anything more is unenjoyable for me 2bh.
>I usually get woken up around 02:30 in the morning by these loud mouthed, ignorant, arrogant, drunk, so called well educated individuals, as they return back from their drinking sessions. They may be well educated, however they cannot differentiate between what is and what isn't recyclable rubbish and pile everything into the green bin until the lid cannot be closed. The bin men then refuse to empty it so it's left on the pavement for the foreseeable future because the students haven't got the common sense to move it and sort it out. Then the next night the next group of drunken idiots (sorry, students) comes along at 02:30 and decides that it'd be fun to kick 7 bells out of the overflowing green bin spewing rubbish all over the street. If this is the future work force of Great Britain then we have got problems. Wait until 03:30 in the morning before starting to dig up the road and see how they like it. If you hadn't already guessed, I absolutely hate students with a passion. Maybe one day, when they have to get up in the morning and do a full days work they will understand why.
>>52266973
I just don't see the appeal of alcohol.
>>52267110
PARK LIFE
>>52267169
>And at least we did not get cucked by our own colonies.
because you lost them all in world wars then invited a million pakis in this year alone anyway lmao
>>52267169
>German colonies
404
>I just don't see the appeal of alcohol.
>they're all arrogant delusional children with no real life experience and warped liberal notions of how the world works and think people want to hear their dumbfuck cunt opinions
>>52267114
Yeah, you are probably much better than everybody else.
1800 hotline bling
>>52267180
>being in bed before 03:00
>>52267169
no you just went so far that you cucked europe out of nationalism for at least 100 years
>>52267178
I don't see the appeal of getting "tipsy" either. I don't like consciously allowing an external influence to dictate my capacity to reason or think clearly. Being drunk is just not enjoyable to me in the same way leaving my front door open before I go to work isn't enjoyable.
>>52267081
can't even imagine having to say "I wasn't invited to anything" to my mum
>>52267239
what are you doing
hope this assignment isn't important
smug students are tossers desu, specially when they're posh twats
>>52267223
>>I just don't see the appeal of alcohol.
wasn't that you like a month ago
>>52267118
What's worse is they're so sheltered and easily offended of you disagree with them Tha somehow makes you a "racist"
want to apply for the Clipper Round the World yacht race
>>52267164
can i have a job pls
promise im not a student and am completely assured im superior to nobody
>>52267282
no that was a gimmick I drink semi regularly
but drugs are degenerate and cross-worthy
>>52267275
haha it's only worth 50% of the module!
thinking too far ahead lads
planning for the inevitable cinéma adaptations of my guaranteed bestseller deconstructive middle fantasy epics before ive even written the books
what can i say i was born for success
>>52267275
leave im alone hes got 2 hours
>smug students are tossers desu, specially when they're posh twats
>>52267100
What's the point in living if you don't take risks?
>>52267324
been trying to get him to leave 4chan and concentrate for the last hour
>>52267320
oh dear oh dear!
>>52267214
>>52267217
We actually had a few colonies, some of them still look pretty german. And most of the illegals we recieved are not from pakistan 2bh.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_German_colonies
>>52267277
I know what you mean fuck those southern pansies
>>52267303
how are your call centre skills
t. call centre manager
>>52267324
yeah haha stop distracting me
>>52267342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
>So it says here that you live in the south. Care to explain further?
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
What is Hiroshima talking about?
>>52267358
t. Scouser who thinks Liverpool is the North
I despise students
hahahha lads the albanian fuck that raised the drug prices by 5000% got arrested
>tfw manager at JJB
>tfw boss around arrogant students all day
>One tried to change their shift because of Uni changing
>I tell them "You need to make a choice if you want to go to uni and piss about or you want to earn money"
>They keep working
Ha ha they will probably have to quite uni. Did them a favour 2bh, wish someone yanked those pie in the sky dreams away from me when I was 18.
>>52267384
His tea he forgot about
RIP
>>52267384
what did he mean by this
Doctors is fucking shit-tier but I always end up watching it.
>>52267384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>52267371
i passed some online test that was meant to test the call centre software skills and am good with being polite to customers
>>52267408
wasteman
>>52267253
Nationalism still existed in europe after WWII. The decline began in the '68s, but even afterwards many european countries remained nationalistic until recently like spain, italy and eastern europe.
>tfw it's impossible to gain weight because fatties have made all food low fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
ok i rate sharpe's rifles 6/10 very good procrastination material and comfy
>>52267164
I do this too, more because they have no work ethic, unreliable and are generally shit at the job but think they're amazing and everyone else is bad. Can not stand students.
>>52267335
Funposting tbqh lad.
>>52267477
>ww2 had no effect on nationalism
"no"
>>52267454
is that lisicki
>exams start jan 4th
PANIC
ohhhh for fuck's sake
>mum tells me to get the washing in if it starts raining
>wander outside my room to refill my water, notice it's absolute cat and dogging
>rush outside and try get it all in
>it was all completely soaked
>one stupid fucking curtain or something just wouldn't fucking come off
>start yanking the fuck out of it because it was pissing me off
>end up breaking the thing
we DID have like a big umbrella sort of thing to hang the washing on. it was nice while it lasted, my mum's fault really for putting that fucking blanket whatever it was on there so hard.
>>52267355
paki doesn't exclusively mean pakistani
it's a catch all for the muzzies (see map)
need a GOOD film to watch lads
don't care if its a little plebby
>>52267487
Get a few tubs of Ben and Jerry's in lad
>>52267528
>tfw only got 2 exams
glorious
>>52267454
absolute madman
>>52267528
quite harsh desu
>>52267540
problem child 2
just had 4 advent chocolates haha x time for a siesta
finding it very hard to believe that anyone in /brit/ is actually in charge of hiring but still appreciating the student meme
despise students desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuNlPpQ09I
lads check out my new vid
>>52267545
got 3 and a viva
do your essay
>>52267553
yes
think two of them are 3 hours as well
>>52267532
>syria
>paki
syrians are white
Working in a call centre isn't a job, you're just there to take abuse from customers
>>52267565
post bueno
>>52267571
956 words
i got this
>I live with my parents
>>52267566
i've unironically sat in during interviews
>>52267575
>syrians are white
>>52267607
what does that mean
>>52267532
>not liking the kurds
baka senpai
