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cara
willys and fannys
dublin
BLOODY STUDENTS! edition
>he's not from lancashire
subhuman filth
don't really want a race war tbqh
Don't you know who I am? I went to uni!
maisie
haha lads. Hah
>>52268990
race war between who?
doing a look
>>52268989
>living outside of west midlands
>>52268990
why not la
>>52268982
wanna put my willy in a fanny
MOURINHO SACKED
avin a laff
going to have to invent some examples of times where i worked well as part of a team lads haha
also going to have to invent some hobbies that aren't shitposting haha
but seriously though fuck you society for trying to hold me back from trying to escape from being pathetic
one hour left lads haha
>>52269018
ugly paki
>>52269015
between the blacks and the whites
>>52269015
persians and inuits
>>52269039
will my boifanni suffice?
is doing film production at an ex-poly a good idea lads?
considering moving to lancastchestercanterburonumshire lads
>>52269058
thank (You)
>>52268893
>it's real
the gf's period is a bit late
doing a worry
alri
>>52269089
(you)'re welcome
>mouyes
>>52268989
>89.7% White British
enjoy your sharia law
>>52269060
who's who?
>>52269092
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notice how all these uni goers never mention what uni or what they're studying
>literally some meme course like cs or web design at York lmao
>>52269079
yeah, excellent haha
>>52269115
>mou no
Hello
>>52269079
quite good
>PROTEST-ant
honestly makes them sound like a bunch of whingers
uni is for the drones who get suckered in by the education industry
>>52269115
wacka wacka
>>52269133
Hi
>>52269125
>tfw actually doing CS at york
>>52269125
they always mention that they're at a russel group
>>52269092
get your dick red m8
>2015
>not wanting syrian refugees in your country
>>52269155
how are you
>>52269166
>Yanks in charge of reading
>>52269118
Half-Castes: Blacks
Pakistanis: Blacks
Vietnamese: Blacks
>>52269125
>tfw unironically thinking of doing web design/programming at uni
is it that much of a waste?
>>52269142
2/10, 8/10, 7/10
not bad haha
>>52269145
yeah exactly. who needs doctors, engineers and scientists anyway? utterly worthless.
everyone should get a trade like us and become brickies.
>>52269142
39 (yous)s nice one lad
>>52269142
solid ratings lad, i approve
>>52269169
would love to seek refuge in her cuntry t*h
>>52269202
how's first year going mate?
Reminder that the Tories in the European Parliament voted against a law tackling tax avoidance.
Tory voters should be hanged, drawn and quartered.
>>52269177
>gf is on her period
>so you can fuck her and get your dick red
>>52269186
do CS
SE based degrees are shit
>>52269220
She's not on her period, she's late
That was the whole fucking point of his post
>>52269176
Meh as always. How about you?
>>52268990
scaredy cat
i'll be joining what ever organisation is made 2bh
>not wanting to help lesbian syrian refugees
>>52269219
Corbyn pls
>>52269246
I am ok
>>52269156
same haha
>>52269253
who would you join in catholics v muslims?
>Juande Ramos and Brendan Rodgers being considered by Chelsea board as replacements for Mourinho
>Didn't defrost the nutroast
Mum is going to have my guts for garters fuuuck
>>52269267
beanbags
>>52269219
>tax avoidance
>bad
fuck off corbyn
>>52269186
go for computer engineering
cs majors are idiots in every country I've discovered through /int/
Wow laddies
http://www.dawn.com/news/1144889
>>52269243
something had to already happen for it to be late
something that hasnt happened yet cant be late you fucking mong because it might not happen
>>52269273
catholics will never fight muslims they're lefty scumbags who want syrians in by the truckload, N.I prods are serbs of the UK
Doing memeology at York lads
27k well spent for a piece thick paper with fancy writing that says u know all the memes and gimmicks lads
>200k starting
>any job I want
haha plebs
listening to alicia keys
no homo
>>52269285
>tfw my school unironically purchased beanbags and actually has them everywhere now
>>52269260
Good to hear
>>52269274
lamo. The return of King Brenny.
>>52269313
What the fuck are you on about you stupid yank
Girls have a date when they start their period, they're "late" if they haven't started by that date, usually because they're pregnant. That's what he's worried about
And if it might "not happen" then he can't get his dick red either you braindead twat
>tfw you go to a proper uni and as such does not have seats last seen in nursery
good feel
>>52269293
>majors
fuck off yank
doing machine operation at uni lads
I hope to operate the till at Asda when I graduate
>>52269313
>americans are genuinely oblivious to how periods work
>>52269421
racist
tied up in nottz with a z you cunt
Who /ketwig/ here?
some good banter goin on
much better than the usual weeb shit
>>52269442
sub me a Q til next friday la
http://strawpoll.me/6291111
http://strawpoll.me/6291111
http://strawpoll.me/6291111
Is asking for a good gimmick a good gimmick?
>>52269442
>notts
alri youth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CECoHVLpQI
tfw nottz is running the grime scene
>>52269504
nice numbers
>>52269374
YOU CANT CALL SOMETHING LATE UNLESS IT HAPPENED LATE.
I WAS ASSUMING SHE HAD HER PERIOD BUT LATER THAN EXPECTED. IF SHE HAD HER PERIOD, HE COULD FUCK HER AND GET HIS DICK BLOODY. WHAT IS THERE NOT TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE WORD "LATE". MY EX NEVER USED "LATE" AS AN EXPRESSION FOR NOT HAVING HER PERIOD ON TIME, SO IT MUST BE SOME SOMETHING YOU STUPID CUNTS SAY.
>>52268990
holy shit this is a POWERFUL image
booked for the cover of time jan 2016 edition
>>52269539
we do have a lot of ralphie roadmen at uni of desu
Having a laugh
>>52269539
>gino
discarded
he's shit although i did see him perform that tune with jaykae at a rave a few weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z7u8m8392o
mez is the only good mc from nottingham
>>52269595
>over a year old
fuck off
>>52269294
disgusting eyes
>>52269560
>I WAS ASSUMING SHE HAD HER PERIOD BUT LATER
And you were wrong, you fucking parsnip
If someone asks you for a payment by a date and you don't give it by then, it's still late before you've paid it, isn't it? What else would it be?
"My gf's period is pending lads, bit worried"
You bellend.
>>52269642
Rasheed
CARA
>>52269599
>>52269568
>nottingham youths acting up like they're nails
deep down you're all terrified of Ilson lads
Might have cheezy bacon beanos on toast
>>52269670
sounds good mate. i had a bit of a posh twat lunch but it was well nice.
>>52269670
go on then bigman
i fucking dare you
>>52269660
only go there for uni haha
the locals scare me ngl
>>52269599
big, thanks feller. Are there many nights in notts? impossible to find any grime nights in birm, rumour has it they just get ruined by fights
>>52269568
is it still a grimeme that they have loads of guns?
>Turkey
>Chicken
which one for christmas dinner?
Reminder : whether you live or die depends on your answer
Yanks on suicide watch
If NASA offered me the opportunity to go to Mars, but never return, I'd still definitely go desu
>first human to set foot on another another planet
Famous forever
>>52269654
You answered your own question. You are fucking thick. I'm done replying to you/
>>52269724
shottingham
don't think there are actually that many anymore, but it's still a thing to banter about it
there are a few decent grime nights here desu, they aren't that regular though
>>52269757
what good is being famous when you're dead
>>52269724
i'm not from notts i'm in brum too, there's not really many here because the police always shut them down, that was at bugzy malone concert where jaykae was supporting act
you on holiday pal?
>>52269748
Goose mate. Fuck off yank.
>>52269759
>Get something wrong
>Get told where you went wrong
>UHHH YOU'RE THICK
Yanks, everyone
>>52269701
I'm from Ilson but go to Uni of so I live in Lenton most of the time
Notts locals are pretty soft desu
>>52269724
>Are there many nights in notts?
yeah mate, not grime specifically but lots of jungle/dnb and garage
>is it still a grimeme that they have loads of guns?
yes. There actually are a lot of guns to be fair, my mate's brother got drive-by'ed a few years ago
>>52269777
>goose on christmas
get a load of this nonce
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52269804
>Lenton
same lad
>>52269793
post ass
>>52269810
the loony bin, went there a few times
what's the difference between saying "jews" and "the jews"?
does the "the" make a difference?
>>52269759
you're the fucking thick one you silly cunt
i made the original post and everything the other guy said was accurate
>>52269810
on the end of my dick
>tfw last exam done today
>tfw going out with Warsash boys tonight
>tfw going sea in February.
goat feel
>>52269840
FONT
At the bar last night and this 27 year old slut was hitting on me
Wanted to fuck her bad
>>52269770
Not too bothered about dying desu
It's not just a small amount of fame either, I'd be more famous than Neill Armstrong, I'd be remember literally forever.
>1000 years into the future, in a classroom
>"now, does anybody know who was the first person ever to go to another planet and kickstart the United Human Galactic Empire?"
>"it was anon in 2015! Everybody knows that senpai"
>>52269810
pigeon park, birmingham city centre
>>52269845
what does FONT mean?
just submitted my final bit of coursework for the year lads haha waheyy
>>52269847
why didn't you?
>>52269847
then i walked in with my basketball friends
>>52269868
it's the different styles of text, times new roman, arial etc.
>>52269872
Her husband came back from the washroom
>>52269888
ok thanks mate
>>52269504
>1 vote for bit shit
>>52269883
>basketball
fuck off nignog
>tfw 6'6 lanklet
>first time someone meets me
>ahah do you play basketball la?
no i bloody well don't
>>52269927
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>BBC reporting on Mourinho sacking like it's some kind of major terrorist incident
fucking pathetic did the man not tell the players to kick the ball properly? lol
>mfw my friend told me it's looks tryhard to read the FT
too bad you're too much of a poorboi to need it lmao
>>52269834
jews when the subject is a literal group of jews
the jews when youre talking about jews in an abstract sort of way
>>52269899
poor excuse desu
muh jumble, muh drum'n'flutes
*air horns* *finger pistols* *kill dem batty bwoy*
>>52269953
gotem
>amazon prime "one" day """delivery"""
still not here
>>52269951
t. the fat kid who always got picked last in p.e
>>52269972
dank bleme familia
what did lefties call people they didn't like before the 1930s?
they seem to like calling people nazis and fascists now but what did they call them before nazis and fascists even became a thing?
>>52269993
can deliver up until like 7pm desu
>>52269993
It's December
>>52269993
It's not called "one day" delivery any more, it's called "expedited" delivery
s/mh
>>52269993
>falling for the Prime jew
>>52270037
>not making a new account every time your prime trial runs out to get another free month
>>52270037
see: >>52270050
>>52270026
it said one day
>>52270015
was expected yesterday
and that still would've been 2 days
england for the english
gas the jewish paki londoners
>>52270014
bourgeoisie?
>>52269804
idea of somebody being drive-by'ed makes me a bit sad tbqh.
>>52269771
erasmus feller
>>52269804
the whole gun thing seems like a horrible yank import, i remember the days of shanking some1 up, seems more respectable
sorry for slow and shit reply lads i'm being oppressed by my landlord
>>52270071
The rare yank Rorke
>>52269972
fuckin demz white bitchezdis dick aint free
*bigbox little box* *robot dance*
drop the bass
you dont know me
*tempo increases*
smoke weed erryday
*airhorn*
>>52270070
oh, didn't see that
that's a bit shit then haha
go to the livechat and say it still hasn't arrived and they'll give you like an extra month of prime for free
>>52270082
Bless you
>>52270071
m8 you can't say that about the islamic republic of london, the sharia police will track you.
>>52270014
bourgeoisie capitalists, but fascism has been a thing since well before the 1930s
>>52269993
same
Ordered 2 books, been out for delivery since 8:04am
mans on road here, AMA
POST YOUR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG RIGHT NOW LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>52270110
wahey
>I read books
>>52270144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUCAKHfaGJo
>>52270133
what you saying my g, man got the peng food yeah?
t. ouchea
greek goddess walked past me window
>>52270144
That one is fucking horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q
>Ordered 2 books
>>52270164
Read 24 books this year. Not a good return, need 50 next year.
need a music player for windows 10
>I'm not American
come home white man
>windows 10
finished my work
might go to bed now
>>52269951
Tbf it's worse than 7/7
>not reading books to seem worldly to uni qts
>>52270232
>tfw no mcmansion
>>52270243
>LE WINDOWS 10 IS LE BAD MAYMAY
>>52270244
nice hope you pass your journalism course in community college
>>52270232
>america
>white
>>52269541
kekd pretty hard at argentina
On the whisky already
Just self diagnosed myself with schizophrenia
>>52270259
cuck
>>52270264
>he actually fucking upgraded
>>52270144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v5X1a23fU
>>52270299
new laptop you fucking paki
Fucking retarded kids have knocking on my door for about 5 minutes
Dick heads
lads ALL of my cds are gone, and the HDTV was kicked of my stand.
what happened?
>>52270286
>community college
fuck off yank
>journalism
fuck off tom
>>52270264
forgot your meds champ
oneitis' 'likes' at least one Onion article every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pd6yO-jBRo
Why is potato man autisming over this?
>>52270231
MusicBee
>>52270318
looks like HE's still about
>>52270315
nice, did it come with norton pre installed too?
>>52270315
just to let you know i have filed a complaint with the janitor and West Midlands Police about this disgusting racism
>>52270362
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>oneitis
Is it just me or is Windows 10 fishy as fuck?
Like the way they're giving it away for free and the way they've been shoving it down everybody's throat nonstop for months.
Microsoft is totally using it to spy on everybody who was dumbass to actually install it, aren't they?
not memeing here
seriously, what did she mean by this?
>>52270325
>meds
Fuck off yank
need to read more fiction
>>52268990
Kind of reminds me of this image.
>>52270403
She wants a son to sexually molest
>>52270299
windows 10 is excellent desu
>Fuck off yank
>windows 10 is excellent desu
>>52270455
seems literally identical to 7 once I got rid of the tablet tiles shite
>>52270468
fuck off yank
>>Fuck off yank
>>52270491
it pretty much is
the startup speed and all the UI improvements are nice
lads
is destiny still shit
that was the closest ive come to suicide lads wahey
>>52270442
Whoops forgot to post the image. Sorry guys here it is.
I only want a daughter so I can practise my fanny licking skills
>>52270362
isnt this tracey beaker? were maroon 5 even a thing when that dustbin diving slag was still on TV?
>>52270511
>£30 micro transactions
WEW
E
W
>>52270535
yes
dunno
>>>Fuck off yank
>>52270519
oh dear
>>52270531
oh dear
when you read out "desu" in your head do you hear a little japanese girl cry it out or do you read "desu" in the same flat deadpan british voice as the rest of your post?
wonder how northerners read out "desu" in their heads
>>52270511
yeah but now you can pay £25 to level up so you don't even need to play the game any more
>>52269865
why that place in particular?
>>52270562
i read t b h
*unsheathes vape pen*
>>>>Fuck off yank
>>52270519
The closest I've been was on April 12th 2015, I had taken a load of acid and then a load of zopliclone to stop the bad trip, all down to my oneitis rejecting me.
>>52270562
I read it out as "t͜bh" because I have never been (and never will be) cucked by a chinese man on a cantonese checkers forum.
want a chubby korean gf
>>>>>Fuck off yank
>>52270549
I miss being a kid, I had no fucking childhood, anon what should I do? Manchild isn't cutting it.
>>52270582
accidentally used the phrase 'mouth fedora' at uni the other day
>>52270562
im northern but i never really watched anime so i just read it like a normal word
>>52270530
they all look like nice, well-rounded people
>>52270582
*smacks lips*
EY HOL UP
>>52270606
i've used it to people at uni before and they found it funny desu
>>52270589
would either of those even kill you? do your research ffs
>>52270562
i read it as です ぶっちゃけ言うと家族
>>52270562
>do you read "desu" in the same flat deadpan british voice as the rest of your post
yep. Same with 'senpai' (senpie?) and baka
>>52270629
me second from left
>>52270589
what were u hoping to get out of the acid lad lmao?
only reason i didnt was i couldnt fathom taking a blade to my skin and mum doesnt keep a rope around waheyyyyyyy x 10
was about uni but found out major offer round isnt till January lol
JANNNNY
>>52270651
JAANNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>52270651
JANNY
>>52270643
same was a m8 who uses 4chan and is up to date with the latest epic memes
>>52270629
how many wasteman can fit into one pic? Jesus
>>52270719
rasheed
>>52270719
>american """"""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""
>>52270654
when you think in your head do you think in japanese or english
serious question
>>52270719
>>52270762
>yank banter
wouldn't expect a cockroach to understand either
>>52270762
just. plain. RUDE.
>>52270719
so unnecessarily contrived like the dialogue in most of their shows.
Shot a load of cum to eugenia cooneys fanny slip
lovely pink roastie :-)
JANNALANN
>>52270715
you okay lad?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06g6d6m
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06nsk38
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06qnk6p
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06cnbbc
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06kjz32
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06g55y0
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0345d6w
irene
>>52270824
link?
im genuinely stupid lads
a plain fool
how do I fix this? should I leave this place forever?
normies may be ''stupid'' in a sense but not like this, theyre unburdened with incessant worry and their mind is clear of anxieties etc
fuck sakes
>>52270653
I was going to hang myself in my wardrobe
>>52270719
>>52270762
sounds like the cunt that calls everyone leftist and whose ancestors were badass warriors n sheit
>>52270651
most girls' fannies aren't as photogenic as that.
really want to do a sleep desu
>>52270875
sleep on my hard cock
>>52270885
noty
>>52270850
type puu.sh before this link
/lVT6u/9934e08ac8.webm
no ban pls
>>52270872
>that thing
>photogenic
It's a grotesque Lovecraftian nightmare
>>52270784
considering im a brit, i think primarily in englishけど時々日本語で考える、大体ペラペラ話せるようになったので。
>>52270112
keep an eye on your birth rates you slanty eyed twat
translation in jap: ooh ching chong hing yong
Ass.
nigger willy paki fart
>>52270838
Fuck off racist
Fuck off misogynist
Fuck off misogynist
Fuck off misogynist
Very
Yes
Yes
>>52270854
Every human being has its own specialty . You just need to find something you're good at
>>52270827
quite like this posting lol aha
>>52270911
t. bumder
>>52270904
wew
>>52270824
Most disappointing fanny imaginable
>>52270861
misunderstood mate, would it support you?
>>52270938
good lad i put some work into that and was worried i wasnt going to get a (you)
>>52270904
ew she's fucking rank
>>52270911
I like tight, fat fannies that wiggle like a jelly.
>24
>still visit brit
I'm fucking up, lads
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/2-killed-in-okla-interstate-shooting-spree/
>be american
>get shot
Drank about 40+ bottles of johnnie walker black, but only tried red for the first time this week and it's fucking gross
>>52270939
Fuck off yank
>>52270947
alri gayboy
>>52270854
I feel you lad.
>>52270960
i don't wardrobes are capable of emotional support 2bh
>>52270970
iktf
>>52270970
>32 still on /brit/
Lads, anyone know about what its like doing Classics (and its variants) at uni? Is it a sausage first or is there plenty of pussy?
>>52270978
you'd have to be a madman not to want to stick your face in that fanny tbqhwym8
>>52271024
Hey, I thought I was the oldest :)
>>52271003
nice la
man why am I on this webstie
I have a job
I have a degree
I have a higher IQ than 99% of this site
I have a girlfriend
I have a house and a car
I have friends
People like me in real life
Women smile at me for no reason
It's only on this website the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by idiots trying to talk about bullshit here.
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you retards, and I don't feel like remembering.
pwoah
look at the curves on this beauty
>>52271027
fest*
>>52271057
FONT
>>52271057
inb4dumb hatposters
>>52271027
It's FILLED to the BRIM with load of hot, randy students without any future whatsoever.
Enjoy! :^)
>>52271057
>It's only on this website the vitriol comes out of me
it's healthy lads
4chan is much better than Facebook and all those social networks.
>>52271033
quoted the wrong post m8
>>52271066
>high test
>not codeword for liking fat chicks
from now on i will not give (You)s to normie twats like @52271057 and i encourage you all to do the same
>>52271066
reminder her clit is pierced
FEASTING on the insides of your enemies!? how easily you ignore the loss of life, when it suits your convenience....
So tell me, who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak?
might unironically make a new thread right now
that'll piss the janny right off
i think im gonna bloody do it lads
should i do it?
>man why am I on this webstie
>I have a job
>I have a degree
>I have a higher IQ than 99% of this site
>I have a girlfriend
>I have a house and a car
>I have friends
>People like me in real life
>Women smile at me for no reason
>It's only on this website the vitriol comes out of me, and I think it's because I'm surrounded by idiots trying to talk about bullshit here.
>I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I've forgotten what I have in common with you retards, and I don't feel like remembering.
>>52271057
Trust me , you will visit here again
Maisie is so pretty now i'm happy I was an early investor when she was still kind of blossoming, early bird gets the worm :-)
>>52271066
love all the little outfits she wears~
and and the gf
>>52271027
lots of fit birds, most of them posh
I do archaeology which is surprisingly mostly birds as well, but it's a poor offering
>>52271132
what are you like ahaha
do it
>>52271132
do it you maniac
>>52271143
me on the right
>>52271143
good lad
>>52271106
I plan to off myself when im finished anyway
me and the gf
>>52271147
>and and
>>52271147
which is which?
>>52271180
same
doing a lie down
>>52271170
me on left
>I do archaeology
>>52270970
get your own thread you dirty taig
fixing to squirt some rancid shitballs out of my arsehole
Boys
>>52271235
I CAN HEAR HER
GIVE
ME
A
MAISIEEE
>>52271238
not very lady like
>>52271225
sh-shut up
From the time of jesus, it took about 1500 years for human knowledge to double. It doubled again by 1750, then 1900, then 1950.
We have now reached a stage where human knowledge doubles every year. Imagine a society where it doubles every week, every day, every hour, every nanosecond?
>>52271274
*forces your head*
>>52271235
That's a fake laugh.
t. expert in interpersonal body language and group dynamics (and friendless virgin)
>>52271271
*forces your head in the bowl*
>>52271274
where can i find a girl that looks exactly like her in britain lads?
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
>>52271274
*forces you head*
>>52271274
not worth it
not with that crater face
surprised he could even get it up
>>52271316
strip club
>>52271155
The course im planning on doing is Classics+Archaeology but im planning to try avoiding the archaeology modules as much as possible tb.h
>>52271274
fucking lol
Literally feel physically sick from depression
>>52271242
alri feller
>>52271287
>knowledge
>double
Yeah because we can objectively measure the sum of all human knowledge, right? And we can objectively assess when it has doubled, right?
What a load of futurist garbage. Go watch Blade Runner again and tug your dick.
>>52271343
>The course im planning on doing is Classics+Archaeology
>>52271316
rape hotspots
>>52271354
go kill yourself then m8
stop being a burden on society
>>52271235
that reminds me i still need to watch the hobbit
>>52271386
don't
>>52271343
The archaeology modules will be a lot easier just so you know
>Classics+Archaeology
going to go forcibly separate the contents of my bowels from my innards by squeezing my rectal muscles over the toilet
ttyl x
payday tomorrow
>>52271185
stale gimmick
also stolen
from me
>>52271427
doing a poo
>>52271343
>Can i get a cappuccino please mate?
remember this line m8, you'll be hearing it alot :^)
got a plan lads
we take all the money from the pakis claiming for their nignogs back in buttfuckistan and give it to the bankers
>>52271373
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>52271408
bit chilly innit
>>52271441
I don't see your name on it, lad.
>>52271427
>squeezing, pushing and straining when you go to poo
Enjoy your prostate and bowel problems in later life. The way you're meant to shit is just sit down, let your body do the pushing by itself, clean yourself up and go on with your day.
Wish I could become assexual and no longer deal with this crushing sexual inadequacy
>>52271474
big willy innit
really want to watch maisie do a poo
>>52271504
>asssexual
>ASS-sexual
no fucking loo roll
fucking tories i swear to allah
>>52271492
fuck are you on about nonce
i dont have cocks up my arse often enough for shit to just fall out theres a small amount of physical effort involved for the rest of us
>sunset: 3:40pm
JUST
3 year on my course is well hard ngl
want to do a 4th but don't know if I could hack it
>>52271395
now i'm imagining cat from red dwarf breeding with her fs
swapping lager for water
chocolate for apples
raving for lifting
pussy crushing for reading works of classic literature
>>52269868
Fuck off normie twat
>>52271504
why do all english girls have faces that are too small for their heads?
irish/scottish girls are goddesses by comparison
>>52271504
one in the pink dress must have been sexually assaulted at least 12 times in her life
I can just feel it (no pun intended)
>>52271492
>living long enough to develop those cancers
FONT
>>52271561
Wow, rude! I won't go until you tell me what it means.
>>52270573
not him, also never visited the shithole of a country that is the UK, but ffs bro:
>pigeon park
Think about it, idiot.
>>52271544
poortherners BTFO
>>52271567
>Scottish girls are goddesses
Can tell you've never actually been to Scotland. Literally 9/10 people you see here are grossly overweight.
want a big dick to put in my mouth right now
>>52271567
Look like yanks to me
>>52271611
same
>>52271647
wanna suck each other off?
>>52271611
do me a succ lad
>>52271660
don't have a big one but I'll suck yours x
>>52271597
this is the last thing I needed to dox you lol you want some pizzas?
nobody actually likes ellie goulding
>>52271691
I don't live in that village hehe
literally about 4 houses there
>this is the last thing I needed to dox you lol you want some pizzas?
>>52271695
Greg James did for a bit
Papa Johns XXL pizza must be at most 12 inches
That's a medium
Which professional victim group is behind this intense display of arsepain? The irish or some kind of brown person?
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
> FILM/BOOK OUT EARLY 2016
>>52271737
do fancy a pizza actually
>>52271763
what kind x
>>52271775
one with your cum on
wew lads it's bedtime for me.
Night night
>>52271775
pineapple and anchovy please
>>52271775
dunno
did a papa johns bbq chicken last time and it wasn't great
not paying £9 for a pizza anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXnddkLo4GY
what you listening to fellers
>>52271752
Irish probably, they love brown people
>>52271752
literally only fenians, fenian scots and muslims
https://euobserver.com/justice/131520
when are you lads leaving the EU again?
>>52271789
>>52271796
no
>>52271815
papa johns don't deliver to me around here so I always go with dominos haha
>>52271823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
new single WHEN
>>52271795
goodnight, japanposter.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.
>>52271689
its okay np I like little ones too, theyre cute!
>quiz at work
>British history
>stuck with Rasheed, Sanjay & Mehmet
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>>52271823
>>52271897
t. dirty hippy
>>52271840
>dominos
>>52271916
the average brit knows fuck all about british history as well
>>52271939
it's excellent
>>52271916
ikr
where are the qt korean girls
>>52271907
*flashes willy*
some people are so poor the only thing they have left is money
>>52271949
because it's boring af
>>52271950
papa johns is nicer but dominos is decent
>>52271851
If it's going to be like "Where are we now?" then I'll pass. All that song made me think of was Bowie being in an old man in the family car and he's constantly waking up from his 5 min naps asking the driver "where are we now?"
Near enough alzheimers now.
>>52271972
>tfw no qt korean coworker gf to take quizzes with
>>52271950
too hit and miss
its either really nice or totally mingin
might go to some meetups on meetup.com, desperate for some friends
>>52271987
so deep
>>52272010
listen to blackstar (the one I linked) 2bh
he's still got it
>>52271988
you are EXTREMELY wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBa1U5Jj-PQ
money might not buy happiness but i'd much rather be crying in my lamborghini
>Andrew Marr
>>52271851
soon
>>52272059
be nice to commit suicide by driving a lamborghini into a wall
>>52272055
doing a watch
Normie uprising on /brit/ when?
anything less than flac is disgusting
>I don't like Andrew Marr
need a bf to bully me and spank my bare bottom 2bh
>>52272173
do you have a vagoo
Ave Caesar, lads!
>>52272217
then fuck off bender
>>52272197
alri
where new thread?
who
>walked right out the door without my meds today
>>52272267
okay..
Get the feeling the lads have made another thread and not told us again ;_;
fuck sake why didn't someone say there was a new thread
>>52272285
Nope, nothing in the catalogue
migrate la
>>52272369
>>52272369
>>52272369
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