yankposting edition
cara
willys and fannys
dublin
BLOODY STUDENTS! edition
>he's not from lancashire
subhuman filth
don't really want a race war tbqh
Don't you know who I am? I went to uni!
maisie
haha lads. Hah
>>52268990
race war between who?
>>52268978
>>52268978
>>52268978
doing a look
>>52268989
>living outside of west midlands
>>52268990
why not la
>>52268982
wanna put my willy in a fanny
MOURINHO SACKED
avin a laff
going to have to invent some examples of times where i worked well as part of a team lads haha
also going to have to invent some hobbies that aren't shitposting haha
but seriously though fuck you society for trying to hold me back from trying to escape from being pathetic
one hour left lads haha
>>52269018
ugly paki
>>52269015
between the blacks and the whites
>>52269015
persians and inuits
>>52269039
will my boifanni suffice?
is doing film production at an ex-poly a good idea lads?
considering moving to lancastchestercanterburonumshire lads
>>52269058
thank (You)
>>52268893
>it's real
the gf's period is a bit late
doing a worry
alri
>>52269089
(you)'re welcome
>mouyes
>>52268989
>89.7% White British
enjoy your sharia law
>>52269060
who's who?
>>52269092
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notice how all these uni goers never mention what uni or what they're studying
>literally some meme course like cs or web design at York lmao
>>52269079
yeah, excellent haha
>>52269115
>mou no
Hello
>>52269079
quite good
>PROTEST-ant
honestly makes them sound like a bunch of whingers
uni is for the drones who get suckered in by the education industry
>>52269115
wacka wacka
>>52269133
Hi
>>52269125
>tfw actually doing CS at york
>>52269125
they always mention that they're at a russel group
>>52269092
get your dick red m8
>2015
>not wanting syrian refugees in your country
>>52269155
how are you
>>52269166
>Yanks in charge of reading
>>52269118
Half-Castes: Blacks
Pakistanis: Blacks
Vietnamese: Blacks
>>52269125
>tfw unironically thinking of doing web design/programming at uni
is it that much of a waste?
>>52269142
2/10, 8/10, 7/10
not bad haha
>>52269145
yeah exactly. who needs doctors, engineers and scientists anyway? utterly worthless.
everyone should get a trade like us and become brickies.
>>52269142
39 (yous)s nice one lad
>>52269142
solid ratings lad, i approve
>>52269169
would love to seek refuge in her cuntry t*h
>>52269202
how's first year going mate?
Reminder that the Tories in the European Parliament voted against a law tackling tax avoidance.
Tory voters should be hanged, drawn and quartered.
>>52269177
>gf is on her period
>so you can fuck her and get your dick red
>>52269186
do CS
SE based degrees are shit
>>52269220
She's not on her period, she's late
That was the whole fucking point of his post
>>52269176
Meh as always. How about you?
>>52268990
scaredy cat
i'll be joining what ever organisation is made 2bh
>not wanting to help lesbian syrian refugees
>>52269219
Corbyn pls
>>52269246
I am ok
>>52269156
same haha
>>52269253
who would you join in catholics v muslims?
>Juande Ramos and Brendan Rodgers being considered by Chelsea board as replacements for Mourinho
>Didn't defrost the nutroast
Mum is going to have my guts for garters fuuuck
>>52269267
beanbags
>>52269219
>tax avoidance
>bad
fuck off corbyn
>>52269186
go for computer engineering
cs majors are idiots in every country I've discovered through /int/
Wow laddies
http://www.dawn.com/news/1144889
>>52269243
something had to already happen for it to be late
something that hasnt happened yet cant be late you fucking mong because it might not happen
>>52269274
>>52269273
catholics will never fight muslims they're lefty scumbags who want syrians in by the truckload, N.I prods are serbs of the UK
Doing memeology at York lads
27k well spent for a piece thick paper with fancy writing that says u know all the memes and gimmicks lads
>200k starting
>any job I want
haha plebs
listening to alicia keys
no homo
>>52269285
>tfw my school unironically purchased beanbags and actually has them everywhere now
>>52269260
Good to hear
>>52269274
lamo. The return of King Brenny.
>>52269313
What the fuck are you on about you stupid yank
Girls have a date when they start their period, they're "late" if they haven't started by that date, usually because they're pregnant. That's what he's worried about
And if it might "not happen" then he can't get his dick red either you braindead twat
>tfw you go to a proper uni and as such does not have seats last seen in nursery
good feel
>>52269293
>majors
fuck off yank
doing machine operation at uni lads
I hope to operate the till at Asda when I graduate
>>52269313
>americans are genuinely oblivious to how periods work
>>52269421
racist
tied up in nottz with a z you cunt
Who /ketwig/ here?
some good banter goin on
much better than the usual weeb shit
>>52269442
sub me a Q til next friday la
http://strawpoll.me/6291111
http://strawpoll.me/6291111
http://strawpoll.me/6291111
Is asking for a good gimmick a good gimmick?
>>52269442
>notts
alri youth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CECoHVLpQI
tfw nottz is running the grime scene
>>52269118
>>52269504
nice numbers
>>52269374
YOU CANT CALL SOMETHING LATE UNLESS IT HAPPENED LATE.
I WAS ASSUMING SHE HAD HER PERIOD BUT LATER THAN EXPECTED. IF SHE HAD HER PERIOD, HE COULD FUCK HER AND GET HIS DICK BLOODY. WHAT IS THERE NOT TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE WORD "LATE". MY EX NEVER USED "LATE" AS AN EXPRESSION FOR NOT HAVING HER PERIOD ON TIME, SO IT MUST BE SOME SOMETHING YOU STUPID CUNTS SAY.
>>52268990
holy shit this is a POWERFUL image
booked for the cover of time jan 2016 edition
>>52269539
we do have a lot of ralphie roadmen at uni of desu
Having a laugh
>>52269539
>gino
discarded
he's shit although i did see him perform that tune with jaykae at a rave a few weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z7u8m8392o
mez is the only good mc from nottingham
>>52269595
>over a year old
fuck off
>>52269294
disgusting eyes
>>52269560
>I WAS ASSUMING SHE HAD HER PERIOD BUT LATER
And you were wrong, you fucking parsnip
If someone asks you for a payment by a date and you don't give it by then, it's still late before you've paid it, isn't it? What else would it be?
"My gf's period is pending lads, bit worried"
You bellend.
>>52269642
Rasheed
CARA
>>52269599
>>52269568
>nottingham youths acting up like they're nails
deep down you're all terrified of Ilson lads
Might have cheezy bacon beanos on toast
>>52269670
sounds good mate. i had a bit of a posh twat lunch but it was well nice.
>>52269670
go on then bigman
i fucking dare you
>>52269660
only go there for uni haha
the locals scare me ngl
>>52269599
big, thanks feller. Are there many nights in notts? impossible to find any grime nights in birm, rumour has it they just get ruined by fights
>>52269568
is it still a grimeme that they have loads of guns?
>Turkey
>Chicken
which one for christmas dinner?
Reminder : whether you live or die depends on your answer
Yanks on suicide watch
If NASA offered me the opportunity to go to Mars, but never return, I'd still definitely go desu
>first human to set foot on another another planet
Famous forever
>>52269654
You answered your own question. You are fucking thick. I'm done replying to you/
>>52269724
shottingham
don't think there are actually that many anymore, but it's still a thing to banter about it
there are a few decent grime nights here desu, they aren't that regular though
>>52269757
what good is being famous when you're dead
>>52269724
i'm not from notts i'm in brum too, there's not really many here because the police always shut them down, that was at bugzy malone concert where jaykae was supporting act
you on holiday pal?
>>52269748
Goose mate. Fuck off yank.
>>52269759
>Get something wrong
>Get told where you went wrong
>UHHH YOU'RE THICK
Yanks, everyone
>>52269701
I'm from Ilson but go to Uni of so I live in Lenton most of the time
Notts locals are pretty soft desu
>>52269724
>Are there many nights in notts?
yeah mate, not grime specifically but lots of jungle/dnb and garage
>is it still a grimeme that they have loads of guns?
yes. There actually are a lot of guns to be fair, my mate's brother got drive-by'ed a few years ago
>>52269777
>goose on christmas
get a load of this nonce
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52269804
>Lenton
same lad
>>52269793
post ass
>>52269810
the loony bin, went there a few times
what's the difference between saying "jews" and "the jews"?
does the "the" make a difference?
>>52269759
you're the fucking thick one you silly cunt
i made the original post and everything the other guy said was accurate
>>52269810
on the end of my dick
>tfw last exam done today
>tfw going out with Warsash boys tonight
>tfw going sea in February.
goat feel
>>52269840
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At the bar last night and this 27 year old slut was hitting on me
Wanted to fuck her bad
>>52269770
Not too bothered about dying desu
It's not just a small amount of fame either, I'd be more famous than Neill Armstrong, I'd be remember literally forever.
>1000 years into the future, in a classroom
>"now, does anybody know who was the first person ever to go to another planet and kickstart the United Human Galactic Empire?"
>"it was anon in 2015! Everybody knows that senpai"
>>52269810
pigeon park, birmingham city centre
>>52269845
what does FONT mean?
just submitted my final bit of coursework for the year lads haha waheyy
>>52269847
why didn't you?
>>52269847
then i walked in with my basketball friends
>>52269868
it's the different styles of text, times new roman, arial etc.
>>52269872
Her husband came back from the washroom
>>52269888
ok thanks mate
>>52269504
>1 vote for bit shit
>>52269883
>basketball
fuck off nignog
>tfw 6'6 lanklet
>first time someone meets me
>ahah do you play basketball la?
no i bloody well don't
>>52269927
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>BBC reporting on Mourinho sacking like it's some kind of major terrorist incident
fucking pathetic did the man not tell the players to kick the ball properly? lol
>mfw my friend told me it's looks tryhard to read the FT
too bad you're too much of a poorboi to need it lmao
>>52269834
jews when the subject is a literal group of jews
the jews when youre talking about jews in an abstract sort of way
>>52269899
poor excuse desu
muh jumble, muh drum'n'flutes
*air horns* *finger pistols* *kill dem batty bwoy*
>>52269953
gotem
>amazon prime "one" day """delivery"""
still not here
>>52269951
t. the fat kid who always got picked last in p.e
>>52269972
dank bleme familia
what did lefties call people they didn't like before the 1930s?
they seem to like calling people nazis and fascists now but what did they call them before nazis and fascists even became a thing?
>>52269993
can deliver up until like 7pm desu
>>52269993
It's December
>>52269993
It's not called "one day" delivery any more, it's called "expedited" delivery
s/mh
>>52269993
>falling for the Prime jew
>>52270037
>not making a new account every time your prime trial runs out to get another free month
>>52270037
see: >>52270050
>>52270026
it said one day
>>52270015
was expected yesterday
and that still would've been 2 days
england for the english
gas the jewish paki londoners
>>52270014
bourgeoisie?
>>52269804
idea of somebody being drive-by'ed makes me a bit sad tbqh.
>>52269771
erasmus feller
>>52269804
the whole gun thing seems like a horrible yank import, i remember the days of shanking some1 up, seems more respectable
sorry for slow and shit reply lads i'm being oppressed by my landlord
>>52270071
The rare yank Rorke
>>52269972
fuckin demz white bitchezdis dick aint free
*bigbox little box* *robot dance*
drop the bass
you dont know me
*tempo increases*
smoke weed erryday
*airhorn*
>>52270070
oh, didn't see that
that's a bit shit then haha
go to the livechat and say it still hasn't arrived and they'll give you like an extra month of prime for free
>>52270082
Bless you
>>52270071
m8 you can't say that about the islamic republic of london, the sharia police will track you.
>>52270014
bourgeoisie capitalists, but fascism has been a thing since well before the 1930s
>>52269993
same
Ordered 2 books, been out for delivery since 8:04am
mans on road here, AMA
POST YOUR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG RIGHT NOW LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>52270110
wahey
>I read books
>>52270144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUCAKHfaGJo
>>52270133
what you saying my g, man got the peng food yeah?
t. ouchea
greek goddess walked past me window
>>52270144
That one is fucking horrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q
>Ordered 2 books
>>52270164
Read 24 books this year. Not a good return, need 50 next year.
need a music player for windows 10
>I'm not American
come home white man
>windows 10
finished my work
might go to bed now
>>52269951
Tbf it's worse than 7/7
>not reading books to seem worldly to uni qts
>>52270232
>tfw no mcmansion
>>52270243
>LE WINDOWS 10 IS LE BAD MAYMAY
>>52270244
nice hope you pass your journalism course in community college
>>52270232
>america
>white
>>52269541
kekd pretty hard at argentina
On the whisky already
Just self diagnosed myself with schizophrenia
>>52270259
cuck
>>52270264
>he actually fucking upgraded
>>52270144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v5X1a23fU
>>52270299
new laptop you fucking paki
Fucking retarded kids have knocking on my door for about 5 minutes
Dick heads
lads ALL of my cds are gone, and the HDTV was kicked of my stand.
what happened?
>>52270286
>community college
fuck off yank
>journalism
fuck off tom
>>52270264
forgot your meds champ
oneitis' 'likes' at least one Onion article every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pd6yO-jBRo
Why is potato man autisming over this?
>>52270231
MusicBee
>>52270318
looks like HE's still about
>>52270315
nice, did it come with norton pre installed too?
>>52270315
just to let you know i have filed a complaint with the janitor and West Midlands Police about this disgusting racism
>>52270362
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>oneitis
Is it just me or is Windows 10 fishy as fuck?
Like the way they're giving it away for free and the way they've been shoving it down everybody's throat nonstop for months.
Microsoft is totally using it to spy on everybody who was dumbass to actually install it, aren't they?
not memeing here
seriously, what did she mean by this?
>>52270325
>meds
Fuck off yank
need to read more fiction
>>52268990
Kind of reminds me of this image.
>>52270403
She wants a son to sexually molest
>>52270299
windows 10 is excellent desu
>Fuck off yank
>windows 10 is excellent desu
>>52270455
seems literally identical to 7 once I got rid of the tablet tiles shite
>>52270468
fuck off yank
>>Fuck off yank
>>52270491
it pretty much is
the startup speed and all the UI improvements are nice
lads
is destiny still shit
that was the closest ive come to suicide lads wahey
>>52270442
Whoops forgot to post the image. Sorry guys here it is.
I only want a daughter so I can practise my fanny licking skills
>>52270362
isnt this tracey beaker? were maroon 5 even a thing when that dustbin diving slag was still on TV?
>>52270511
>£30 micro transactions
WEW
E
W
>>52270535
yes
dunno
>>>Fuck off yank
>>52270519
oh dear
>>52270531
oh dear
when you read out "desu" in your head do you hear a little japanese girl cry it out or do you read "desu" in the same flat deadpan british voice as the rest of your post?
wonder how northerners read out "desu" in their heads
>>52270511
yeah but now you can pay £25 to level up so you don't even need to play the game any more
>>52269865
why that place in particular?
>>52270562
i read t b h
*unsheathes vape pen*
>>>>Fuck off yank
>>52270519
The closest I've been was on April 12th 2015, I had taken a load of acid and then a load of zopliclone to stop the bad trip, all down to my oneitis rejecting me.
>>52270562
I read it out as "t͜bh" because I have never been (and never will be) cucked by a chinese man on a cantonese checkers forum.
want a chubby korean gf
>>>>>Fuck off yank
>>52270549
I miss being a kid, I had no fucking childhood, anon what should I do? Manchild isn't cutting it.
>>52270582
accidentally used the phrase 'mouth fedora' at uni the other day
>>52270562
im northern but i never really watched anime so i just read it like a normal word
>>52270530
they all look like nice, well-rounded people
>>52270582
*smacks lips*
EY HOL UP
>>52270606
i've used it to people at uni before and they found it funny desu
>>52270589
would either of those even kill you? do your research ffs
>>52270562
i read it as です ぶっちゃけ言うと家族
>>52270562
>do you read "desu" in the same flat deadpan british voice as the rest of your post
yep. Same with 'senpai' (senpie?) and baka
