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梓と純 Edition
doing a post
>de gay
any mid 20s virgins in here
>>52233544
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aszuza and net
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>>52233538
yeah
>>52233544
this is one of, if not the best post i have ever seen on this board.
Nth for the Soviet Union
P E E P
O
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http://strawpoll.me/6285286
>>52233588
literally everyone posting anime
>DAE vape?
>yeah
Not a virgin anymore. Sorry
>>52233588
here. hook me up senpai
kyary
>>52233631
Abstaining my vote la
me and the gf
weebs out
>anime clubs after university
does such a thing exist
posting an anime
>I've been browsing 4chan for 5 years and I have literally never posted a fedora picture. Quite proud of myself desu, I think I'm the only lad in /Brit/ that doesn't fedora post these days
16/12/15
Who would you fug
>>52233652
What happened to the /brit/ gobenment?
>>52233674
noted.
>>52233696
that's a cute anime, this is also a cute anime.
why are weebshits so obnoxious?
are they all mentally ill?
>>52233718
Mary
>I've been browsing 4chan for 5 years and I have literally never posted a fedora picture. Quite proud of myself desu, I think I'm the only lad in /Brit/ that doesn't fedora post these days
>>52233718
Joanna
>>52233718
tom tbf
>>52233724
terrorist attacks.
Can someone post the fedora bloke with the tiny head?
I just saw my little sister for the first time in 4 months and she is now the same height as me and showing no signs of stopping.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1971392
she's 42 years old lads
>>52233698
HAHA HE DID IT AGAIN! HE POSTED ANOTHER FEDORA PIC FROM HIS 10 GIGABYTE COLLECTION HE HAS AUTISTICALLY SAVED TO HIS HARD DRIVE! WHAT AN ORIGINAL, WITTY, AND CLEVER GIMMICK! 10/10!
>>52233802
My little sister is much taller than I am. She is about 5'10" and I am 5'4".
bf is bullying me again
>I vape
>>52233752
yes
![o2QShekFT9WyvZR9514S_adebesis-tiny-hat-meh-ro50591[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WQt5coI.png "o2QShekFT9WyvZR9514S adebesis-tiny-hat-meh-ro50591[1]")
>>52233800
getting pozzed tonight (fingers crossed), took 6 or 7 (maybe 8, LOL!) poz loads tonight, and made sure to nick my bum bum with a razor blade beforehand for maximum chance of getting bugged, going for my test on friday here's hoping I come back poz!!!
>>52233718
tom
>>52233829
>feeding the troll
just filter every one you see fag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Babies_case
>The Gardaí nevertheless insisted that Hayes had become pregnant simultaneously by two different men (through heteropaternal superfecundation) and had given birth to both children
>1984
>the city of ireland
>>52233818
£350 / h
>I am 5'4".
Hi lads
What a day it has been.
Questioning my sexuality lads
Sent from my iPhone
>english flag = skin head or white van man racists
>scottish flag = cuckoldry, cowardice and sjw populism
>northern ireland flag = sectarianism, violence and poverty
>uk flag = raping brown people and inciting civil war abroad
>welsh flag = only a bloody dragon, cool as fuck mythology, poetic language, based footballers and lovely lovely people
how did they do it lads
doing a patrician post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
>>52233849
I'm 5'10 and my sister is the same height at 14.8 years of age. She is going to be a big girl.
>boxing day
it's st. stephen's day lads
>>52233818
Wow, I'd love to spend en evening watching her take black cock.
om mani padme hum
>>52233896
instasync desu tell us about i x
>>52233818
These slags always lie about their age, she's probably closer to 50, looks to have had a shitload of work done. Still I'd definitely fuck her, not for £350 an hour though.
>>52233918
Is there one up ? x
>>52233914
Fuck off Papist.
>>52233818
Wish I could have seen her at 18 :S
>>52233907
4 me hopefully
>>52233948
/r/bucks
Hotdogs for tea lads.
>>52233948
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>52233867
go away Ritsu
>>52233818
this is too fucking depressing
>>52233818
how the fuck
I'd say she's probably like 50
looks better than most 20 year olds
>>52233968
Living the highlife
>>52233818
wonder how many abortions she had
bet she has a fanny like a bucket
>>52233867
What?
>>52233968
You lads have Target over there?
>tfw i could spoil star wars for any of you little dweebs at the click of a button
>>52234045
>getting pozzed tonight (fingers crossed), took 6 or 7 (maybe 8, LOL!) poz loads tonight, and made sure to nick my bum bum with a razor blade beforehand for maximum chance of getting bugged, going for my test on friday here's hoping I come back poz!!!
>>52233981
how?
>>52233818
>Enjoys A Levels
Am I missing something here senpai?
>>52233818
Have any of you fucked a hooker from adultwork?
>>52234066
i know it all.
/tv/ called it months before as well
>>52233886
>>52233818
surprised she can earn anything
>best mate just text me that he's moving to Londonstan for a job in the new year
Literally why would anyone leave the comfy North to live next to pakis and Spaniards? Fucking retard.
>>52234096
She likes it up the shitter
>>52234076
I haven't seen this gimmick get posted before, and I'm fucking ashamed of myself that I knew what it was talking about straight away
>>52234099
yes
>>52234066
>There are people who are about star wars after the travesty of the prequels
The only good thing to come from those three films was all the Sheev memes.
really don't know what to do with my life lads x
>>52234096
arse play
i have $10mil to build a castle
where should i build it?
Patterns of intermarriage between persons who have varying levels of educational attainment are indicators of socioeconomic closure and affect the family backgrounds of children. This article documents trends in educational assortative mating throughout the twentieth century in the United States, using socioeconomic data on adults observed in several large cross section surveys collected between 1972 and 2010 and on their parents who married a generation earlier. Spousal resemblance on educational attainment was very high in the early twentieth century, declined to an all-time low for young couples in the early 1950s, and has increased steadily since then. These trends broadly parallel the compression and expansion of socioeconomic inequality in the United States over the twentieth century. Additionally, educationally similar parents are more likely to have offspring who themselves marry within their own educational level. If homogamy in the parent generation leads to homogamy in the offspring generation, this may reinforce the secular trend toward increased homogamy.
>>52234178
spot me a tenner
>>52233981
she has something to sell and men are obviously willing to pay it, she's a nympho who wants money and cock and the men get a porno fuck from an utter slut who will rim their arse and swallow spunk, everyone wins
>>52234178
on sand
>>52234178
Manhattan.
>>52234124
>the comfy North
>>52234128
>>52234160
Was it your first time, do you do it regularly and how good was it?
>>52234221
No, in the sky
>>52233818
fucking hell
>>52234239
He's cute :3
lads
why will it cost £20bn and take twenty years to build a new runway (literally laying down some tarmac) when the chinese are opening a new coal power station every week
lads do you reckon girls can tell when you haven't wanked in a while? haven't tugged one out in a whole week now and it seems that girls are eyeing me up a lot more and smiling at me a lot more
either that or I'm just noticing them more because I'll shag anything with a vagina and a pulse at this point
>>52234252
yes, no, she was great i was autistic.
>>52234257
can i still go?
>>52234257
>>52233933
read this in superhans' voice
>>52234099
I fucked a macedonian gyppo from escorts ireland who just wanted to finish me off as quickly as possible and get me out of there but I got my half hour hehehe
>>52234289
FONT
>>52234257
do people still go bluewater?
i thought westfields made it redundant
>>52234289
It's you being more aggressive/confident.
I notice it when I lift/put on a suit/stop wanking. You feel hungrier.
>>52234252
depends on the girl, can range from getting a shit 2 finger death grip wank from a cunt with attitude to a super hottie that'll literally do anything you want
and no it wwasnt my first time
>>52234306
>tfw last episode tonight
>swipe all right
>only get 1 match
haha trolled hard, didn't even want a match
We analyze factors explaining the very different patterns of industrialization across the 42 counties of England between 1760 and 1830. Against the widespread view that high wages and cheap coal drove industrialization, we find that industrialization was restricted to low wage areas, while energy availability (coal or water) had little impact Instead we find that industrialization can largely be explained by two factors related to the human capability of the labour force. Instead of being composed of landless labourers, successful industrializers had large numbers of small farms, which are associated with better nutrition and height. Secondly, industrializing counties had a high density of population relative to agricultural land, indicating extensive rural industrial activity: counties that were already reliant on small scale industry, with the technical and entrepreneurial skills this generated, experienced the strongest industrial growth. Looking at 1830s France we find that the strongest predictor of industrialization again is quality of workers shown by height of the population, although market access and availability of water power were also important.
>tfw scars where I used to cut myself
Fucking hell
>>52234257
really need to stop wanking
got a method for it now
i just download a fuckload of porn
i never watch the stuff i download and i get bored of porn
when i delete the stuff i go find it again and download and wank the cycle repeats itself
>>52234283
the runway will cost less than £1bn
>buying thousands of homes at +30% market rates
>compensating thousands more w/ noise insuallation
>moving car parks and building new ones
>building a new terminal
>building new road & rail links
Still a tad overpriced doe.
>>52234124
How does it feel to know that 22% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
I TEAR MYSELF OPEN
I SEW MYSE4LGF SHUT
AND MY WEAKNESS IS
I CARE TOO MUCH
N MY SCARS REMIND ME
THAT THE PAST IS REAL
I TEAR MYSELF OPEN
JUST TO FEEL
>>52234389
>>52234389
le fox and le grapes
>>52234416
sounds like you need to get a job and go outside more lad
>>52234357
I'm thinking of doing it myself but most of the girls from adultwork available in Manchester are proper munters.
Which service do you use?
>>52234434
excellent song
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
got a joke lads
what do you call something that's black all over and doesn't work? half of london
>What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>52234418
BORIS ISLAND
Watches are the fedora of 2015
>>52234413
preview a shit, fixed
>>52234459
https://jii.moe/NkiGx39He.webm
Doing a shit then off to buy some weed
LoTR and chill tonight senpai
>>52234441
alri aesop, how you doin lad?
>>52234418
google says otherwise
Lmfao just capped a squirrel with a 9 mm from 30 yards
>>52234124
>Spaniards
what? They can't afford to live here lmao.
>>52234121
She hasn't lowered her prices since she was first posted here months ago, so business must be ok
>>52234483
most of the neets on 4chan are white tbqh
>>52234528
>off to buy some weed
IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x7H3DD8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoTvgPn0rU
>>52234426
22% of the UK's economy is from London
because of the picture. it hoovers up more than it creates
when you see me with a nigga he ain't gay for pay x
Just rewatched Love Actually
It just reminded me of how lonely I am
>I go ""out"" to buy my drugs
>>52234542
You've literally never been to London if you haven't realised how packed this place is with spics
addicted to meat
don't know how veggies do it
Where did this *le Indian gentleman in a blue polo shirt talking on the phone meme come from?
>>52234451
adultwork mainly, you can search reviews on https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php from other people who have seen girls
stay away from romanians
>>52234459
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52234541
Good job, Cletus, that for tonight's dinner?
>>52234510
wrong font and stylisation lad, soz
what are you getting for christmas lads
>>52234418
Shot his arm off lmao
>>52234623
man meat?
>>52234634
smH Senpai get knowledge before chatting
>>52234535
Sorry I wasn't clear.
the runway itself is expected to cost under £200mn
the vast bulk of the costs are the other necessary things (including what I listed).
>>52234541
t. Future school shooter
>>52234483
>>52234615
I like Colin Firth and the Portuguese girl's story best desu. Keira Knightley is gorgeous in that film, but the whole best friend thing is very creepy.
>>52234459
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>>52234635
Why romanians
>>52234418
they should build it in gatwick instead of Heathrow
>>52234418
>>52234666
Sorry lad meant to reply to myself
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjfFpFW9OdA
let's stand up for the anthem, lads
>>52234620
I live in London though
>>52234666
>666
>>52234546
2bh if I had that kind of money to burn and she was close to me, I'd fuck her.
looks a lot better than most of the other cunts on adultwork
>>52234306
crack? CRACK superhans?
>>52234283
>>52234418
BORIS ISLAND
O
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I
S
I
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D
>>52234257
funnily enough, I heard someone say the exact same things about Meadowhall and EMDesigner Outlet.
ISIS are only saying this so thy can grab the best bargains.
>>52234652
How about now?
>>52234733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y
>>52234732
>>52234733
>>52234734
>those post times
>those digits
are we brothers now or what?
>>52234666
Why did you kill the squirrel?
You're supposed to hug it and give it little kisses not shoot it you maniac
nandos desu
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35111514
>>52234711
because all scamming liars and thieves that give shitty service
>>52234719
that's still £9.3bn, and has less benefits in terms of being an international hub.
Should build both 2bh
Some folks are born made to serve the Sheev
Ooh, they're red, white and black
And when the band plays "Hail the Emperor"
They point the cannon at you, my Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no
Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
My Lord, don't they help themselves,
But when the dark side comes to the door
My Lord, the Jedi looks like they gonna fail
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Jedi's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit an empire of skies
They send you down to war, my Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no light side, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
@52234733
>tripfag
>kike
>middle easterner
>immigrant
Your are quite possibly the lowest human on this entire board
>>52234783
These fucks have been eating my bird seed for a month now
>>52234797
our airports are p shit desu Charles De Gaulle airport in paris already has 4 runways
If you were to write
>I'll be bombing (name a location) tomorrow
On /brit/ and someone reported it I wonder if anything would actually happen to them
probably not t b h
>>52234734
Ever been outside or?
>>52234733
Was this played at the end of Schindler's List?
When the Russian soldier tells them they're liberated and tells them where to go, pointing into the distance, with the words "Isn't that a little country over there?"
AAAAAAAAYYYOOO
*smacks lightsaber profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jizzy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a giju slider*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest cantina*
U BE SAYIN
*collects credit chips*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the sith walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies obi-wan and qui-gon*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*data-links about dis and goes to check in with his crime boss*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging robes*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for imperial guards*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then awakens repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem midis*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at holoprojector
SOM FINNA
*chucks gaderffii*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down clone trooper helmet*
HOL UP
*strokes republic credits pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws sith sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from hoverball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a millennium falcon drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to the dark side*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated NOOOO in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells deathsticks*
JEDAII??
>>52234832
how many airports does paris use though. londons been using 4-5 on and off for years and it really just an issue of space that prevents the other runway
Some of you /brit/ishers are ok.
Don't go to Tatooine tomorrow.
>>52234791
Speaking from experience? Story time
>>52234822
Are you going to eat it?
>>52234900
how do you get 3 flags
THE TECHNO UNION ARMY IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL
unloooooock da swag
da swag unloooooock
>>52234880
perfect
I can roll a rollie 10 seconds flat
Rather impressive if you ask me desu
>>52234953
he doesn't
>>52234802
>>52234900
>tfw can't get my /tv/ meme fix because of Force Awakens spoilers
What happened to the south american people who used to stand outside shopping malls and in the street in ponchos and selling pan pipe CDs? They'd all be playing El Condor Pasa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_gSydN_BYM
Has your bum ever touched a girls bum?
just found a single hair on my arm that is 4 times a long as any other
>>52234900
A SITH LO'?
just wanted to say, thank you for this eskimo-faced cunt, britain
the best comedian in the world desu
>tfw better looking than anyone in /brit/
any tips for going on a stag weekend lads?
>>52234995
Yes. It got me fired though.
>>52235016
>the best comedian in the world
that's not Doug Stanhope
>>52234451
seen these girls more than once
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2275583
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3204367
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1931337
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1711688
>>52235016
HE FELL ON THE BAR STEW
My Lord, is that legal?
>went shopping with gf
>got her what she wanted
>she got me what I wanted, albeit with her dad's money
>"hurr anon why don't you buy more stuff?"
>ask what she means
>"well Florian (some fat guy who goes out with her sister) always buys things and he has the same job as you but you never seem to spend"
>this is right after buying her some stupid coat that cost me a fortune
First of all, he doesn't have the same job as me. Mine is better and I am better at it. Secondly, he is in serious debt and I am not. Finally, why am I bothering with this stupid bitch?
>>52235032
No cameras
>>52234955
TECHNO
_L
_E
_C
_T
_R
_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
>>52235019
i want to shit on your face
dont pass out near me
>>52235019
Goodness me you're as beautiful and you are egalitarian, Sargon.
>>52235032
WAHEY
Keep matching with genuinely attractive girls on Tinder, but don't talk to them or try to meet up because I'm depressed and it's exhausting and fake to pretend to be a happy/positive person worth dating.
>tfw no qt gf to see the darkness in my soul and rescue me from myself
>>52234937
No, I'm going to throw it out back for the coons
DR. OBI-WAN, I'M CIS
Was Dooku actually the bad guy? Or was he a good guy being used by a bad guy?
Does your dad still hit you for doing something wrong /brit/?
>>tfw no qt gf to see the darkness in my soul and rescue me from myself
>>52235089
How do you know what he looks like?
>>52235099
post some of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYQaD2CAi9A
>>52235072
I will make it legal
>>52235129
cis scum out
need to smackl a brfn
>>52235156
Dad's dead m8
>>52235141
his real name was darth tyrannosaurus
yes he was a bad guy
>>52235156
My dad never hit me, I wuz a gud boy I dindu nuffin
>>52235016
THATCHER THATCHER JUNGLE CANYON ROPE BRIDGE SNATCHER
>>52235156
my dad is dead desu
a bargain
http://www.adultwork.com/1167826
gf wants to move in with me
how do I tell her no but still get to fuck her
YOU AIN'T NO JEDI BRUV
you lads just need to learn how to unlock the swag you all have a little bit in ya i know you do x
>>52235051
>Robyn Ryder
muh dick!
Do you just phone them and book a time and date?
Also, do they perform oral sex without a condom?
>>52235200
LMAO bud
>>52235195
URM.... ER.... DOES NOT COMPUTER.... ER.... YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!
emilia clarke is the only attractive british actress
prove me wrong
Do you lads like my qt bird picture?
>>52235234
imagine how many dicks have been inside her
jesus christ could you star wars nerds fuck off to your containment board...
>>52235205
I can't help but sympathise with the separatists tbqh. They had all the right reasons to rebel and Dooku told Obi-Wan what was going on.
Think I've got schizoid personality disorder desu lads
The ratio of poo to blood that is coming up on my toilet roll is shifting worryingly in the wrong direction
>>52235292
birds are very important
>>52235234
>I would see men in the age group (around) 30-70
shame
Lads, I need to produce more smegma - how do I do this?
>>52235209
I used to get hit daily for doing anything that annoyed my dad but I wouldn't say I was beat it was just doing shit that dumb liberal parents would "ground" you for
like if I broke something you bet I was getting hit hehe
>>52235234
that's expensive mate
I was seeing eastern euro trash for £40 half hour
Itsssssss Tresssson Theeeeeen
>>52235270
you're literally a mong
>>52235297
>wanting to be spoiled
>not appreciating sheevposting wherever you see it
>>52235297
Fuck off yank
Anyone want to see my phishing site?
It's flawless and I've managed to make it so the webhost can't detect what it really is
http://facebookcnd.comlu.com/login-deact=AQBWZKnIEXqKlEEv.php
>>52235270
Proven
>>52235320
I AM THE SENATE!
>>52235171
He's done videos where you see his face before
Also he definitely browses 4chan, doesn't he?
I really liked his last video desu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYwwyQWUrE
>tfw no Sargon of Akkad bf who'll lecture you about ancient history before rimming your bp
Why live?
>>52235082
T E C H N O
>>52235320
>I am Thess Enette
What did he mean by this?
>>52235297
most of the film was made in the UK, don't be surprised that the media in the UK is massively shilling for this film to support their home industries
>>52235146
>>52235161
There was clear self-deprecating irony in that statement, and the fact that you both missed it just shows what shitcunts you are 2bh.
>>52235181
Nah, cba to figure out how to do screenshots on my phone. They're only 6s and 7s anyway, that's the lowest that I swipe right for, but the 8s and 9s never match with me.
Aite lads, its Jun!!! dont we all love Jun, please reply with why you like Jun in under 300 words. remember to like, comment and subscribe.
>>52235371
Scum of the earth
>>52235301
>be separatists
>don't think the benefits of the republic (a loose confederacy of planets) outweigh the negatives
>decide to leave
>get DOWed
it's like ww3 starting over britain leaving the eu
>Return Of The Jedi almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Luke witnesses Yoda's death, he puts his blanket on, proclaims “Now I am Yoda” and morphs into him.
Fucking seriously, Lucas?
#YouAin'tNoSithBruv
>>52235311
Light red or dark red blood?
See a doctor
>>52235447
He was a good friend.
FORTH EORLINGAS
>you will never charge against the Urak hai horde with King theoden for death and glory
>>52235393
>Liked his #notallmuslims video
Why?
>>52235358
>spoiled
Spoilt*
>meet qt transgirl on okc
>get round hers
>cuddling and she's in just panties
>about to fuck her
>her flatmate knocks on her door for something urgent
>she looses mood entirely
>continue watching netflix until i leave instead of sex
When was last time brit got cockblocked lads?
>>52235243
it says on their profile what services they provide
you literally just ring/email/text them and ask if they're available and then arrange a time,date and any other requirements.
ACTION IS MY DISTRACTION
REACTION IS INTERACTION
CLEARLY, DEARLY, REALLY, SEE
THIS MC MAY LEGALLY
COMMITTED NEVER DISTRACTED
CONVICTED NEVER RESTRICTED
RESPECTED HATING THE QUIET
INSPECTED MAKING THE RIOT
SHIRTY, FLIRTY, DIRTY, G
POUTY, LOUTY, SHOUT EASY
MAY KAY IS OBSERVANT
MAKING THE NATION MY SERVANT
SO RENT AVENGER SURRENDER
THE MANLY FAMILY NOT TENDER
WHAT IN MANCHESTER FOREVER
INSULT US ILL EVER
I AM THE SENATE
girl with a fiance wanted me to shag her at the work christmas party lads
>>52235447
>Revenge of the Sith almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Anakin kills the younglings, he takes their tiny lightsabers, proclaims “Now I am the younglings” and turns to the light side.
Really Lucas?
fallen in love with an escort again lads
for FUCKS sake
>>52235545
so what did you do?
just pissed in a bottle
A communications disruption can mean only one thing...
>>52235578
post her profile lad
>>52233588
Being a mid 20s virgin isn't bad. Whats really bad is being a sexually inactive for the last two years after having been active.
cant miss what you never had as the americans say
>>52235519
>her
>she
>trans"girl"
>>52235562
Lucas is such a hack, brilliant original concept but everything else he seems to do fucks it up.
>>52235545
I pied her several times, she kept trying to kiss me but I turned my head
don't cheat on the gf anymore
>>52235493
feel bad
>you will never go on a super dank adventure with your friends and a wizard
>>52235535
Trump has the most punchable face imaginable and is generally a massive cunt but I'll forgive him because he put Rasheeds in their place
>>52235584
I'm literally pissing into a cup as we speak
>>52235528
could you remove your Hampshire tag if you are going to do bad posts lad. thanks.
>>52235600
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT MAN THIS AIN'T NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS
doing an 80 hour week next because lolchristmas
>anime
>shitty reddit-tier autism wars posting
going for a walk until these twats go to bed
I HATE YOU, SAND
just got done with my 3rd shift at next lads
its pretty easy i literally just stand around all day and walk around in circles and occasionally people come up to me and ask me a question and i usually just make up some bullshit answer or tell them to go ask someone else haha what am i like lads literally getting paid to just stand around x
>going for a walk until these twats go to bed
why are you posting star wars you sad cunts
>>52235578
utter mong
watching b0aty lads
Time to start my last final lads
films that can be "spoiled" are shite
regular /brit/ posting>>>star wars posting>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[POWER GAP]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime
>>52235759
delet this
>>52235461
Bright red
>fell in love with an escort again lads
>>52235759
forgot to put
>Kyary
at the start mate
>""""""""British""""""""" Muslims
what is this anime?
when did everyone start saying lads in every post lads
>>52235821
generic paedobait #2353465472346357346568657854
>>52235801
anime, weebshit, kpop, it's all the same, 'mate'
sucking a poo
>>52235821
Yuru Yuri desu
bit sick of bloodborne lads
cant wait for dark souls 3
>>52235847
you are wrong mate
>>52235821
dumb anime
>Pizza squares are out of the oven lads, come and get them while they're hot!
>>52235773
Probably good news then! well less bad news anyway. Its probably from wiping too hard or if theres pain it could be a small haemorrhoid or an anal fissure.
Go to the doctor though.
>>52235821
noncebait
>bombing syria will only escalate the situation and cause more extremism! The only solution is to initial dialogue with the so called 'Islamic' state; or 'Daesh' if you will.
>>52235923
>dat gut
You know dam well that's all for her
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>The prequels are shit
>The sequels are shit
>tfw have to buy shit weed because the dealer that sells it is the only one I feel comfortable speaking to
I know a scouse lad whose got some top tier bud but I'm too scared to ring him
>>52235923
Cheers luv, ta' x
>>52235954
naw m8, yous just bein nesh
>>52235960
I'm looking back on the prequels with some fondness now.
Star Wars is and always was just too far ahead of its time
>>52235960
It was always shit, people only like it because muh nostaligia
>>52235923
spoiler that hog
>>52235698
Just let it happen.
>there will never be another Zauberberg in your lifetime
just bought Gas' albums for £60 haha.......
>>52235960
The prequels were just ahead of their time, people can only appreciate the meme potential now.
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>>52235960
The prequels are objectively fun movies
San halo dies
ban this shit
>>52235954
Irish weather
>>52235953
would love to watch her eat all of them
>>52236029
>just bought Gas' albums for £60 haha.......
good lad
>tfw no gf who's into ambient
Can anyone recommend me some good Forest Whitaker movies?
Oh baby it's mild outside
>>52236061
>report this post
>some faggy Janny who got me b& in the past has to read it and get Star Wars spoiled
Haha Janny BTFO
>>52236062
The Ghostbusters remake is going to bomb so hard.
>>52235642
Mate, I'm in training to become a wizard. About 380 days left until I become one.
I'll adventure with you
>>52235832
they copied me several years ago
>>52236111
Beverly Hills Cop, Men in Black
>>52236123
I really must go
>>52236139
Yeah but the spoilers came out at the start of the year. Why are you surprised at that fact?
>films that can be "spoiled" are shite
>>52236189
>being autistic enough to want to read spoilers to a movie you're looking forward to
>>52236111
>Chris Dorner is still alive
CANT CORNER THE DORNER
>>52236148
The female one, sure.
The male one might do ok
alri lads
>>52236196
hog
just back from shagging the gf lads
>hello i am from spain
>>52236196
I Want to put my willy between her thighs desu
me with the lads.
>>52236286
nice
need gf
Merry Christmas you fucking feltchers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyHl1tQeaQ
I'll make a new thread
>>52236231
>movie
Fuck off yank.
>>52236357
janny's gonna do his nut
>>52236252
Las Gibraltas son argentinas!
ffs lads my date first wanted to go just to the pub which was live
now she's inviting me to go to some gay fucking christmas carol concert.
>m8s been going to the gym for years, eats a shit tonne of high protein foods
>drinks a lot of protein shakes
>I've never been the gym once and I'm still more muscular than him
How is this possible? I think he might have a growth disorder desu
>I'll make a new thread
NEW THREAD
>>52236420
>>52236420
>>52236420
darts on tomorrow lads
>>52236231
>you're looking forward to
We knew that Abrams would do to Star Wars what he did to Star trek. If you were excited for this trainwreck then you are objectively a pleb with shit taste.
>>52236415
>Not loving Christmas carols
Performed at a Church choir last night, felt amazing. Don't be a paki.
>>52236322
Roger that.
