lottie edition
cara a shit
maisie
darth vader is luke skywalkers dad
>manlet
>small dick
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>poor
>autistic
When is suicide acceptable?
pretty polish girls
>>52230193
>tfw you finish all your shiplad exams
wew lads
weebs need to leave immediately and never come back.
Jun Suzuki is pretty Hampshire desu
>>52226422
new
>>52230268
good boy
wtb a yank gf
>>52230268
What sort of shiplad are you going to be?
Alright do one
Why is the AmazingAtheist so based lads?
>video leaked of him shoving a banana up his arse
>totally owned it
>sells a shirt with a banana on it
>on a podcast where his brother, m8s and legit schizophrenics constantly bring it up and he isn't phased by it
Even if you don't like him, you've got to admit that's pretty admirable
>>52230309
Deckie in the Merchant Navy. Finished my first phase and going to sea in Feb.
>>52230254
always acceptable unless you have young children to support, then it's a bit selfish
Having me beer lads
Only allow myself one a night on weekdays haha
>>52230332
tbf, turkish delight and turkish sweets in general are pretty fucking good
>>52230337
Noice. Let us know how it goes upon your return.
>>52230349
>only allow myself one a weekday
Wish I had your willpower lad
>>52230156
they asked about fights that Calzaghe had, and fucking Mikkel Kessler was pointless.
that's just fucking retarded I was giving patrician as fuck answers like Robin Reid, Mario Veit, Byron Mitchell and being clever as fuck then fucking could've gone HERP DURR HURR MAN UTD XD and be it pointless
fuck this man, Calzaghe was greatest boxer we ever had and no-one fucking remembers his fights because he wasn't a fucking mong. HURRR HATTON HURR GETTIN PISSD HURRR JOSHUA HURR LAD
>>52230336
>tfw no drunken peasants tonight
>>52230336
>actually following youtube celebs
Got a two grand pay rise today for next year lads, first time it's been above inflation in an age.
>>52230349
Good lad
I hope that's a 275ml of carlsberg or else you will get a bit uppity
>Why is the AmazingAtheist so based lads?
>>52230345
Well that is not a problem.
![JuliaHolter-lead-560[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bQeIKOe.jpg "JuliaHolter-lead-560[1].jpg")
>>52229920
Good to hear. It met all my expectations (which were quite high). She can do no wrong.
>>52230349
had one earlier but it seemed a bit pointless desu
>>52230337
are all the young shipmen , bent?
>>52229999
Why do you spoil stuff? I know you're going to get my reply and think "waheey I fuckin got emmmm I'm such a good troll U MAD BRO?"
Is it because somebody spoiled it for you so now you have to spoil it for other or what? Either way it's quite sad imo
>>52230336
>watching him enough to know all this
s m h
>>52230410
330ml sam adams haha, might get a bit wavey
>>52230419
>the Crusades were an unprovoked attack
When will this meme die?
>>52230460
Pretty much. Not an hour goes by without gay banter. Don't think there's anyone on the course who is actually bent, just bants.
It'll be difficult adjusting to my m8s back home when I go for Christmas. Gay banter is great.
I'd like to have sex with a woman
bit intoxicated lads...... had to struggle to type this properly haha!!!
got a hairy arse
>>52230467
Thanks for the warning lad, I'll avoid /brit/ until I see it tommorow
>>52230535
Fuck off queer
you're drinking methane lads
enjoy your spontaneous combustion
>>52230336
anyone who proclaims themselves as an atheist is a fucktard imo
guess everyone needs a gimmick to rake in that youtube skrilla though
beth gf when
2bh looking at sweden's int page, looks better than here.
the more patrician one of this because no-one can speak their language, might consider learning it purely to shitpost with.
>>52230544
good lad
>>52230468
>>52230349
bad lads
got a fishy cock
>>52230577
didnt she turn out to be a sket
>>52230577
This takes me back. Did the bender talk to her in the end?
>>52230580
fuck off there then
>>52230521
but if you were stuck out for too long would you do it?
wont hurt to try desu
>>52230625
don't care still want to gf her
>>52230628
yes he spoke to her a bunch and she invited him around to fug when she was drunk but he didn't go
the cunt, he should have done it for /brit/
smart anime
>>52230563
kek how are lefties able to be proponents of science and tech when they routinely ignore its most basic tenants?
>>52230580
i can understand most of the german thread and it's even more retarded than here tbqh
>haha refugees
>pretending to be left wing
>haha u r nadsi
>2bh looking at sweden's int page, looks better than here.
i hate attractive who are aware of their attractiveness and follow the most vapid and mainstream lifestyle to flaunt it.
>>52230687
fuck off fascist
haven't you got one of trump's giant dicks to dance around
>>52230641
Nope. Not going to work on tankers so trips should be pretty consistent. 3 or so months on with ports. If I'm really desperate there's plenty of red light districts. Otherwise just take a hard drive filled with filthy porn on board.
That and not actually gay.
>>52230683
What a wetter. He should have done it.
>i hate attractive who are aware of their attractiveness and follow the most vapid and mainstream lifestyle to flaunt it.
holy moly this chantelle lass is a qt .sweeter than beth any day
>i hate attractive who are aware of their attractiveness and follow the most vapid and mainstream lifestyle to flaunt it.
>>52230569
>>52230468
>I think the AmazingAtheist is still a fedora tipping neck beard who constantly makes videos about religious people
He's changed now lads, it's just that his channel is still called AmazingAtheist. He's got probably the best podcast on the Internet right now
>3 episodes a week, each 3 hours long
>it's him, his brother Scotty, and his m8s Ben and Paul just smoking weed/tripping on acid for 3 hours while talking to legit schizophrenic people about politics
It's bretty great not going to lie
>fuck off fascist
>haven't you got one of trump's giant dicks to dance around
Lads my gf is working late at the refugee centre over the weekend so I need some things to watch, any suggestions?
>>52230799
Yo, I don't think you're listening
Chantelle, I loved you,
but you cheated, with Jonathan from church.
I'm gonna run up,
and spray him,
and leave him...in the church.
Now, all you people cussing me suck you
I'm here on Charlie in the Booth.
All you people, cussing me, suck your mum (wait for this, listen)
Elephant and Castle where i grew up
don't try take me for a muck
that was...perfect
remember you're an unconscious machine who has been programmed by social convention and "culture"
>>52230742
I'd take a big strong Trump dick over a limp and feckless Corbyn dick any day la ;))))
>>52230819
>living in a city with a refugee centre
Shiggy
>remember you're an unconscious machine who has been programmed by social convention and "culture"
>>52230687
kek how are righties able to be proponents of language and literature when they routinely ignore its most basic tennants
DUDE
>remember you're an unconscious machine who has been programmed by social convention and "culture"
>>52230803
fucking lel
>being able to tolerate some self-important SJW mong with no discernible talent or intellect ramble on for 3 hours about identity politics
off thyself
>>52230877
>pointing errors in spelling instead of defending a retarded "SPOOKY METHANE IN UR WATER U GUYS" argument
probably for the best
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>52230879
!!
>>52230800
>>52230816
>>52230869
>>52230885
ITT: mindless troglodytes whose self-worth amounts to nothing and have nothing of substance in their minds to refute to anything, ever
you people should be disemboweled for consuming our precious resources
>>52230819
she's prolly taking Achmed's dick rn
>>52230970
All me
>you people should be disemboweled for consuming our precious resources
>>52230943
not knowing words isn't just a spelling error. it's illiteracy
People are just blatantly baiting for fedoras now
I suspect some people are even fedora-quoting themselves
>>52230970
i agree with you, but your post is about to be fedora'd so anticipate that
https://twitter.com/Year9Banter
>tfw quite literally meeting a celebrity for a photo shoot tomorrow
Nervous as shit, she's hot as fuck too.
Wew lad
>>52231021
5/10, 6/10
but the no-bra meme is a good'un 2bh.
>>52231005
I see I must be as illiterate as you are incompetent at arguing.
>I suspect some people are even fedora-quoting themselves
>>52231040
actually going to learn hacking so I can destroy this post and your life if you don't provide more information
>>52231104
On a mobile lad, good luck
when I see antonina I feel inspired to do stuff
what is this feeling la's?
>>52231102
>>52231006
same punter
>>52231065
arguing?
>>52231135
Triangulating your exact location through the delta waves now
You're fucked kiddo
>>52231140
gender dysphoria retard
who are more attractive on average, scottish or irish girls?
>>52231140
paki
someone left the fucking utility door open and my cats gone missing going to murder my entire family
>>52231140
paki
>>52231077
2, 1
>>52231181
irish, but the scottish accent sounds better on a bird
BOO! haha lads did that surprise you. This pic certainly surprised me. With how cute it is :D.
Post a pic of your waifus if you want, as you can see by my very cute picture i have already started.
>>52231181
Irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZQ7hFbi234
lisicki respond
>>52231181
Quite similar, Irish have qtier accents
>>52231224
refer to:
>>52231140
>>52231224
BIG
>>52231181
All wrong. The correct answer is Welsh.
WHICH ONE OF YOUS HASNT FLUSHED THE TOILET AFTER THEYVE HAD A SHET?
DISGUSTEN
>>52231281
DIRTY STINKING BASS
>> 52231237
'no'
>>52231281
LEAF
>>52231333
Bizarro Mugi
>>52231292
>green suit
>>52231224
leave now and never return
>>52231292
When did this trend of wearing silly socks happen? Why do the socks have to be so silly?
recommend me some anarchist texts
>>52231245
kill youtserlf
do you have a pornfu lads?
>>52231172
ok (y)
>>52231367
Fedora.jpg
>>52231391
kill youtserlf
>>52231363
just b urself :^)
>>52231367
manufacturing consent by Noam Chomsky
![CS576552-01A-BIG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9tPaNhv.jpg "CS576552-01A-BIG[1].jpg")
getting this for xmas boys
>>52231431
rasheed
>recommend me some anarchist texts
>>52231386
Riley Reid probably
>>52231292
/fa/ wise
1,2,3,4 ez
I'M JUST A HOLY FOOL
OH BABY ITS SO CRUEL
>>52231289
bwahahahahahaha
>>52231363
I like to wear long (just past mid-calf) socks lads. They're very comfortable.
Is that ok?
im in love with jjudadsxzx
>>52231472
kill youtserlf
>>52231470
fucking coalburner apologist fuck off
mine is Dani Daniels tbf though
>>52231503
Alright there mate, you playing rugby later or something? haha
at what age did you first start masturbating /brit/?
>>52231363
I wear autist socks desu ngl
Got one batman sock and a superman sock on right now
>>52231431
Would not be at all surprised if some tracks from that showed up in a Ben UFO or four tet set ngl
probably got some bangers
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/676555872739467270
>>52231542
nonce
>>52231542
I've never masturbated /brit/ tbf
alri lads
its me biblican nsese
> fucking coalburner apologist fuck off
It's really nice to see so many people moving further and further left, keep learning n keep being sound
just realised i haven't taken a shit in two days
dire straits lads
>leather formal shoes & no socks
the worst fashion meme in recent years
asdj
as
dasdgasasdasaseasc
CUNT
>>52231386
sensi pearl
>>52231542
my mate claims he had his first wank at 16. no idea how your balls don't explode before then desu
>>52231542
5
I'm not even kidding, I've literally been wanking every day since I was 5. I wish I was joking. First time I actually came I was 12, after Wanked over the strippers on San Andreas
>>52231528
kill youtserlf
>>52231617
r/bucks
stupid idiot bellend now poaki
>>52231577
are you me? i started at 7, but it was really prone masturbation
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 8 Oct 2012
If Alex Salmond had not stupidly released terrorist al-Megrahi (PanAm flight 103) to his friends, there would be no Trump wind farm dispute.
>>52231599
the opposite of what is happening
lel
>>52231612
How do you keep them from eventually reeking of sweaty feet?
>>52231578
kill youtserlf
>>52231583
underrated post
Can't believe my gimmick (I have hundreds) of fedora posting without quoting is still going strong.
I run this general
>>52231687
kill youtserlf
>>52231386
Adriana Chechik and Keri Sable
>>52231431
Very nice
>>52231556
Heh true. Or Gilles Peterson.
>tfw shook Ben's hands and had a little chat last weekend
>>52231647
>are you me?
> i started at 7
>>52231363
>silly socks
not as if they've got bells on ya boring cunt
>>52231687
kill youtserlf
>>52231687
JUMP
>I run this general
>>52231687
kill youtserlf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrPfq15yJ4
choon
>>52231687
OFF
>>52231704
wew nice lad, thought you said there never any decent events near you?
WOP WOP WOP WUB WUB BRRRRT WIGGITY WIGGITY WICK WICK WIGGITY WACK
JUNGLE IS MASSIF
>he didnt attend a 3 tier school system
>>52231687
BRIDGE
really really need a cig right now
>>52231631
same here
I think I fucked up my reward systems in some way
>>52231687
SAFELY
>>52231803
wot duz dis meen doe?
>>52231542
2 weeks before my 15th birthday
In 2009 (age 20) and 2013 I kept a spreadsheet of my masturbation. In 2009 in achieved 733 ejaculations, in 2013 I managed 810.
Wanks were very consistent in the first half of each year, for example on April 1st I was on 172 and 174 wanks, on June 1st, 307 and 311. But by September 1st, 2013 was 66 orgasms ahead.
>>52231828
delete this
Been learning about pyschokenisis lads
Watch this video this lad can make a cloud disappear with his mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmtDVM8YgTQ
Hopefully this'll work
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
GOT A NOKIA TAKE THAT WHAT
>>52231798
YO
MAD DE WHOLE WORL A DEM A SPIN DEM LIKE A WINDMILLA
enough
>Been learning about pyschokenisis lads
im still in a deram`!!!2
>>52231896
ENERGY GO TO 190CM TO VAPORISE HIM
ENERGY GO TO 190CM TO VAPORISE HIM
ENERGY GO TO 190CM TO VAPORISE HIM
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
190CM DISAPPEAR
doing a post an image
If I earn 25k per annum with the potential for another 3600 bonus (paid monthly), how much is my monthly take home pay? Finding this calculating both us tax to be confusing
>I'm British
>>52232012
>>52232011
Not sure lad i earn 42k doing php so i just laugh my way to the bank every month.
Spending Christmas with my gf and her family in Poland haha.
We're flying on Friday evening.
Any advice?
lads..
>>52232078
Enjoy your carp
someone sent me this lol
>>52232078
Come back home safe and well. Merry Christmas.
>>52232095
>not using Legacy CAPTCHA
>>52231951
*focuses psychic energy*
Fedoras disappear
Fedoras disappear
Please vanish
Fedoras disappear
Energy go to the fedora and make them vanish
Please disappear
Fedoras disappear
Please vanish
Energy go to the fedora and make them disappear
Fedoras please vanish
>>52232124
Mugi
>>52231224
怖い
>>52232124
looks about right for you
>>52232078
Bizarro ribena
if dubs you're all pakis
>>52232142
fuck off mate that shit is even worse
>>52232009
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a redditor
Literally reddit: the post
>>52231791
There's like one good event a month where I'm at. Ben was in Vienna (there they got artists playing who interest me every weekend) and that's like a two hour drive so I'm only there every two or three months.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52232190
>shitzerland
Have you finished your Christmas shopping /brit/?
>>52232223
>shitain
>>52232203
ah right. Good night? Never seen him play in person 2bh.
>tfw she is back in Vienna
>>52231224
watashi no waifu desu
do normies ever leave autopilot mode?
>>52232009
>not liking high dad
>do normies ever leave autopilot mode?
>>52232238
haven't even started it
looks like selection boxes for everyone
>>52232190
When I was 12/13 I had a German teacher from Switzerland and she used to talk to me and treat me nice because I had no friends and the other kids used to banter her for her accent then she moved back to Switzerland and I got a shitty German teacher ;_;
fdjsb
i really, really, really like Jun Suzuki.
>>52232202
hello reddit
>>52232336
same
going down decathlon tomorrow and buying some cheap sporting gear for everybody desu
>>52232306
It was a good meme desu
DONT TELL MOM
just got meme'd on FFS
Literally me
>>52232425
ARR ROOK SAME
imagine thinking oasis are bad
fucking plebians like that actually exist lel
going to the top
hampshire on left
>>52232425
t. Alberto Barbosa
What are you working on, /brit/?
>>52232467
that's the right you mentalist!!!! hahha
>>52232467
i don't know why you're allowed to continue this avataring, going on IRC
honestly can't be arsed with christmas this year+
>>52232470
Suicide note
>>52232467
>>52232491
i guess i'm a girl now
>>52232460
they're not bad but they aren't particularly good either
they have some decent songs
Gf used whole-wheat pasta instead of whole-grain pasta when cooking my dinner
Absolutely raging
>>52232470
Anime backlog
shit
>>52232470
averaging 2 ints
