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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread>>52212658


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100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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lol I'm cumming.
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>>52225541
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>>52225541
Thanks for making thread.
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>>52225541
wrong op pic
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>>52225517
>La défense
I'm fucked lad
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Are you Japanese?
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>>52225541
乙です
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>>52225665
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Z
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>>52225669
A terrorist shoot out would at least save you from watching all 2 hours of Star Wars.
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>>52225756
jag estoy ekki nihonjin desu
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>>52225792
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>>52225708
いつまで敗戦国としてサンドバッグにならないかんのかって思ったら、無性に悲しくなってな
アホくさいから、今度から気い付けます
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>>52225541
11th for eating cereals while watching a female without dick on chaturbate making her asshole prolapse
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在日は戦う相手を間違っているね
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>>52226075
煽りなんか無視しろ
4chanなんかどこの国に対しても煽りだらけだろ
気にしたらキリがない
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When was the last time you had sex with a real3D?
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>>52225541
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Aussie kun must be a nice guy. I smell it.
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>>52226290
夏大変
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>>52226237
これ

>>52226244
五年ぶりくらいだよな
まるで再び童貞になったように感じる
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>>52226244
な い
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>>52226397
童貞ナメんな
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>>52226244
先週

でもセックスそのものよりもクンニが好きなんだ
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書き込めない
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>>52226922
矛盾
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>>52226949
書き込めた!
なんかbanされてたけどなんで?
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>>52226990
俺も少し前にbanned?って出た
裏方がレスの削除作業してるときに起きる現象な気がする
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What's your favorite variety of Japanese tea?

>hōjicha
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>>52227320
mugicha
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>>52227320
そば茶
sobacha
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>>52227320
緑茶
ryokucha
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>>52227320
nipponchachacha
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>>52227320
mugicha(barley tea) in summer
gyokuro(green tea) in winter
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>>52227320
veggie-chan
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もうこんな時間か
小腹が空いた
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ベジーちゃんのおしっこを直飲みしたい
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How often do you drink genmaicha?
>pic rel worst cha
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2:30---it's already 2:30am
I'm a bit tired

>>52228007
a few times a year
there are more opportunity to drink sencha than genmaicha
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>>52228007
The pic of corn tea isn't popular in Japan.
Genmai tea is lower grade of green tea.
I usually don't drink it because of its bad taste.
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my grandfather liked genmaicha and I like it too
my taste is similar to him. he was really kind to me and my brother

俺のじいさん、香ばしい玄米茶が好きでいつも飲んでた
俺は子供のころいつも爺さんの横にある茶筒の中に入ってるポップコーンみたいなのが気になってしょうがなかった
子供が好きで特に孫が大好きだったみたいで、さんざん甘やかされた
カンカン帽被って街歩きしてた、まったく気取らない芸術家肌の洒落た爺さんだった
会いたいなあ…
ああ、疲れてるな、寝よう
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Good catch?
(Heard it has good reviews)
57USD/6971YEN
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>>52229377
おじいちゃんは今どこに住んでるの?
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http://strawpoll.me/6283820
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"I can't express in words how fortunate I feel to have a friend like you."
Can someone correct this sentence and make it sound natural?
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>>52230098
Haven't had that one, but I've had their All Malt. Not a big fan of blends, but this one wasn't half bad actually. Fairly smooth. Also cheap, 23€.
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>>52231243
There is nothing wrong with that sentence
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>>52225619
>text is in english
>not 大日本帝国
missed opportunity
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>>52231325
I thought it might sound a bit odd to a native speaker. Thank you!
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>>52231445
nice flag pict
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>>52231243
>"I can't express in words how fortunate I feel to have a friend like you."

Sounds good to me.
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>>52230098
Maybe Good.
http://www.nikka.com/eng/products/grain/coffeygrain.html
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Dead
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>>52235386

The nihonjins are fast asleep at this time, although I cannot account for the absence of everyone else.
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Sum music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK93MAB0DII
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>>52235520
i wonder why there isn't even a single neet here right now
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>>52235981

In many European countries, the new Star Wars film débuts today, so it could be that they're all out watching that. Perhaps The F. even managed to convince tsundere-chan to watch it with him.
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>>52236207
>Perhaps The F. even managed to convince tsundere-chan to watch it with him.
maybe
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>>52236279
Good timing. I'm back
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DUDE
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WEED
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I want to piss
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japan no
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ゴモッロン
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNxPRBvRQg
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>>52238756

Oyaho gozaimasu, I hope nice things happen to you today.
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>>52238756
リスマスは何をするの?
デートなの?
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>>52226244
3 month ago.
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>>52227320
genmai-cha
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>>52238934
ありがとう! I am quite sure it will!

>>52238963
色々なことがあるよだけどなにか特別が計画しました
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>>52239179
特別な計画てことはヘンタイなことのはずだね
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>>52238963
>リスマス
クリスマスでしょ?
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>>52239300
いいえ

It is something for me

It wont be ready for Christmas, but hopefully a few weeks after, I a going to give it the time it takes but I do see the horizon
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>>52239429
そうですよ
ミスしてごめんなさい
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Do they have British like pubs or anything in tokyo
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>>52239480
Sounds great mate if youre going to turn into a cute little girl after all I call dibs
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>>52239179
>特別な計画
ミクをコスプレする女性の足を舐めるつもりですか?
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>>52239618
それでは本当に素晴らしい計画だよね
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>>52239599
>>52239618
You guys, you sure know me, while its nowhere near what you write it is related in a way

I am so excited
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>>52227320
>micro-tea-eries
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>>52239805
So its no pen nor a baggu? Something bigger?
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>>52239896
Something way bigger

I am not planning on spending a single yen on myself when it comes to Christmas gifts

Its not point, I can just buy a new baggu or pen whenever I want so theres is nothing special about that

That other thing on the other hand
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>>52240027
Give us a hint pretty please
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>>52239584
Yes
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>>52238786
you know this gives me a lot of hope when I noticed that some of the women there wrote total bullshit
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>>52240097
I have given out a few hints for the people with very keen eyes but for now I am just going to keep it with me

I have been waiting for this for many years so having it come soon is very exciting but I do not want to talk much about it
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>>52239760
>multipurposeable

The Japs are a gift that keeps on giving
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>>52240341
But she can still easily read it m8
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>>52240347

I'm happy for you, anon.
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小鞠のショーツを嗅ぎたい
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>>52240347
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>>52240369
yeah but still
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雪だあー
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>>52240432
デブに嗅がせるわけにはいけない
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>>52240407
>>52240469
ありがとう!

I hope you guys will be around here when I decide that it is finally done and I can go towards the next step
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>>52240696
Looking foward to hear from you!
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>>52240790
The whole point is that I cant allow myself a deadline or I will just end up not being complacent, but at the same time I have told myself "Dude, you really need to wrap things up"

So if you will stay around in this thread you will know eventually, but How long that will be, I have no clue

Anyway, got to catch the train now
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>>52241006
Have a great day and do whatever you want to do when you feel ready
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>>52240636
ここにまだ温かい (つω`*)
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>>52241006
>Anyway, got to catch the train now

Don't forget to have a sugoi day at school today.
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hello mai furendos
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>>52241726
sup
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>>52241726
Hello.
Kyoko seems adorable, kinda makes me want to give YY a go.
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>>52241726
Hallo, wow you look great!
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>>52241726
Hello, fellow British friend.
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>>52242025
Best anime in the history of anime, and kyoko is best girl in the history of girls. You should watch it.
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>>52242025
>Kyoko seems adorable, kinda makes me want to give YY a go.

Personally, I watch it for the plot and the deep, complex themes.
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>>52242186
This!
Before watching yy I wasn't aware that a tomato is actually an animal of the forest, not a vegetable
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>>52242025
It's decent, but the fanbase is made up of some the cringiest, most actually-underage seeming people.
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>>52241726
>>52242009
>>52242025
>>52242089
>>52242155
you know it's because of people like you who watch autistic moe shit that you can't tell anyone that you learn japanese
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>>52242382

Kiniro Mosaic and Yuru Yuri are pretty much required viewing before you can post in the Japanese thread though.
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>>52242393
>implying I would be learning Japanese if it wasn't to read/watch autistic moe shit
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>>52242393
>autistic moe
Don't be ignorant and hate on a whole genre just because people who enjoy that genre are ignorant and annoying themselves. That's childish.

>>52242465
And those two anime again, have an almost uncannily odd ability to attract underage posters.
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おはようございます!
モドスは残しましたか?
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>>52242510
>ability to attract underage posters.
And how would you know that they're underage?
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>>52242510

I'm not sure where that subtle accusation came from, but I'm 23. I wish I were underage though, I'd like to have those years back.
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>>52242606
you can tell man, you can tell
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>>52242644
I wanna be a cute little girl and m8, youre still young...cherish it
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>>52242393
>implying that I actually watch moeshit
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>>52242660
Use your ability to tell my age through this post
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>>52242382
>It's decent, but the fanbase is made up of some the cringiest, most actually-underage seeming people.
Oh yeah, that's one of the reasons which are keeping me from watching it, actually.

>>52242393
>that you can't tell anyone that you learn japanese
Fuck what other people think, I don't care.

>>52242605
おはー
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>Japanese thread
>no japs.
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what is 女の子を手折る?
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>>52242812
it's like 8am in japan
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>>52242393
>mfw my friend at uni always insists on telling people that I'm learning Japanese
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>>52242709
>23
>young

I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, it's pretty much game over for me.
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>>52242871
Hikkikomoris m8
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>>52242393
Just tell people, who gives a shit?
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>>52242849
A lolicon's dream
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>>52242925
they have all been saved
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>>52243010
Yeah, I'm sure they all went to heaven after committing suicide.
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>>52242778
72 with grandchildren — some of which have spent time, or are currently, in prison
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>>52243010
>they have all been saved
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I love the Japanese thread without Japanese posters Tbh
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>>52243116
私は好きじゃない
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>>52243040
>>52243077

and thou shalt receive free wifi, and all torents shallt be seeded!
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>>52242849
that's pretty self-explanatory
see >>52242990
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>>52243058
なんて恐ろしい能力だ!
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>>52243116
バカな外人の俺にはつまらん
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>>52243181
日本語で話したいからね
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>>52243181
気にじゃない
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>>52243181
>>52243236
Then, that's just because you don't know the silly arguments among JP posters.
Those are the most boring stuff on 4chan.
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what verb construct is this?
>もういちど ポケモンを みせたまえ
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>>52243116
Your grammar makes this sentence too ambiguous for my liking.
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>>52243116
me,too

日本旗が多いときは大体荒れちゃうんだ……
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>>52243411
それはそうでしょうが、こちらしか練習ができないんだ
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>>52243415
tamae, it's a variant of the imperative. Sounds fairly archaic to my ears though.
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>>52243192
>tfw no seeds for obscure russian films from the 1970s
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>>52227320
爽健美茶 is the best
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>>52243566

4.

I got the best frog.
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>>52243566
0
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>>52243566
I knew the meaning of "make out" for the first time
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>>52243350
日本語をどう勉強しましたか?
アンキやタエキムのガイド?

>>52243352
黙れ。
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>>52243730
>0
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>>52243782
want to try it out?
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>>52243844
So anal is -1?
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>>52243859
My dictionary says it literally means to have sex...
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>>52243566
Skipped from 8 directly to 4. What am I?
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>>52243897
>anal
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>>52244022
then your dictionary sucks desu
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>>52244022
Really I always thought it's more like kissing and feeling up. But I'm up to it anyway.

>>52244028
still a virgin desu
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>>52243566
>9
I never asked to be this pure.
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>>52244022

It means intimate kissing (i.e. with tongues). I'm sure there's an appropriate translation for it, although I do not know Japanese well enough to provide one for you.
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>>52243793
確か勉強を始まった時に、アンキやタエキム使ったですが、この頃もう使いません
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>tfw im (-1)
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>>52244124
women are pure, men just pathetic
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>>52244230
文法や単語を覚えるためにはそれを使わなきゃならないんだ
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What do you guys think of the don?

I think he'll make america great again
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>>52244287
>women
>pure
>pure
>women
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>>52244365
Your ass is "great" enough as it is
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>>52244411

Some women are cute and pure and smell like flowers.
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>>52244537
And they exist soley in your head right?
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>>52244365
He's the best available choice, considering the rest posses the perspicacity of a dead fish
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>>52244597
Yes
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>>52244358
いや、使わなきゃならないって言い過ぎると思う。。。
でも確かそうすると勉強がもっと容易になる。
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>>52244606
That's because you need to be born in Murica to run for president.
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>>52244597
>And they exist soley in your head right?

Unless you're Brazilian, most women are cute and smell like flowers.
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>>52244706
...
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>>52244706
良い伝え方が知らないだが, 女性達はみな裏切り者とやりまんだ
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>>52244693
Your post is too equivocal for me to discern what you're trying to convey.

Are you saying a person only needs to be born in America to run for presidency?
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>>52244853
賛成する
2次元にだけすればいい
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>>52244272
>>52243566
>>52243897
forgot to quote
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>>52244907
I'm trying to show you the reason why all candiadtes posses the perspicacity as well as the intellect of a dead fish.
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>>52244962
Ah. I understand
>all candiadtes posses the perspicacity as well as the intellect of a dead fish.

>because they are American
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>>52244659
日本語でアニメを見る? :^)
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>>52245042
>日本語でアニメを見る?
are you actually implying there's any other way to watch your animu?
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>>52245147
うん、サブタイトル
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What are your bithdays like?
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The Jap's have disappeared again.

Is this the Gaijin occupied Nihon thread?
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>>52245252
I am just hiding from the gaijin rapists.
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>>52245201
よかった, 僕はお前が吹き替えで見る事に考えていると思った
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>>52245201
字幕なんかダメだよ
分からないほど意味が変わってしまうことあるし…

>>52245372
lock on
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>>52245229
I only ever celebrate my birthday with close family. The only time I had a party was on my 7th birthday, which was also the day I realised I had no friends. I'm now 19 and I haven't had a birthday party since. Otherwise they're nice, it's fun hanging out and eating cake with my parents and brother.
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holy shit why are these thread always full of germans
and they always talk about gay shit too
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>>52245372
>gaijin rapists.
Soon ...
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>>52245229
I buy casket port wine and drink it outside while on my laptop and my cat's nearby 2bh lol.
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>>52245470
Germans are massive weebs, you can't get away from them.
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>>52245252
はい
ようこそ! :3

>>52245229
楽しいです

>>52245381
サブタイトルは糞です

>>52245406
Sorry, I wasn't able to come up with a decent response in Japanese.
Anyway, I'm struggling a lot with remembering the 漢字 and their 音読み and 訓読み pronunciation. If I had anything better to do, I'd probably have give up already desu.
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>>52245229
一人暮らしだから今年は家族とは一緒にいられなかった
一人でお酒を飲みまくった
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>>52244198
My dictionary says it is translated to いちゃつく and セックスする
The former is less like kissing and the latter literally means to have sex, so both are not valid translation I guess
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>>52245229
when I don't celebrate I mostly just ignore them, my grandparents drop by for some short time and that's it

I didn't give a party the last few years because the reason for the most part is that some of my friends just won't be good together and I don't want to spend the evening wondering when someone will say something that sets the other off
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>>52245229
Just the day to do sex with my gf
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>>52244272
>Sweden
>anal
homo
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>>52245958
Do you jam it in her bum?
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>>52246118

Girls do not like to have things put inside their buttholes, you should cuddle and kiss them instead.
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>>52246118
My dictionary is really useless.
I couldn't see what this too short English sentence means.
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>>52246197
are you posting on /fr/ by any chance?
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>>52246118
>-1
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>>52246197
>Girls do not like to have things put inside their buttholes
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>>52246219

おちんちん in お尻 is what it means
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>>52246219
彼女とアナルセックスするのかって
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>>52246223

No, you must have me confused with someone else.
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>>52246308
>>52246310
I get it, thanks.
I think my dictionary didn't help me on purpose because it was too lewd to translate ><
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おはよう
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>>52246398
ok
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>>52246590
おはよう
夏を満喫してるかい
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Which one should I watch? If both, which one first?
すべてがFになる or ヤング ブラック・ジャック


Also if anyone wants to play mahjong
http://tenhou.net/0/?L1226
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>>52246590
おはようごじゃいます
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>>52246755
I entered lads
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>>52246752
いえ全然.毎日部屋に引きこもっている。

>>52246755
Young Black Jack is not as good as the other Black jacks.

Maybe I should learn Mahjong
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皆さん、おはようございます。

Has anyone tried writing by hand after not writing for a while? Right now I feel like I've forgotten half the characters I could actually write. At least reading still works.

>>52245229
usually it's "Happy birthday" and the rest is like any other day.
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>>52247046
おはようフィリピン
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Can someone tell me what this means? The context is that her friend grabbed her phone and sent something. This is what her friend sent.

>専門演習どーしよ
>誰にしよう

What it looks like to me, is that I'll practise with anyone.
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おはようー。外気温7度だって。寒い
good morning. it's 7C outside. cold

>>52247046 おはよー
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>>52247032
熱中症に気をつけてな
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>>52247180
I'm wondering what specialized exercises I should choose.
Do you know whose(or which) is best?
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Good morning.
It's so cold that I can't wake up anymore.
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>>52247180
Does it have any context relating to college or military?
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>>52246755
すべてFになる
I love MORI Hiroshi
You should also watch The Sky Crawlers
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>>52247222
>good morning. it's 7C outside. cold

Cold weather is great, it makes snuggling up inside layers of clothes a lot more fun.
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>>52247236
多分そんなに暑くならないよ。今19度から。
でも気にしてありがとう。
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名前外し忘れてた
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>>52247308
Thanks. It's still pretty random but that figures.

>>52247375
Yeah she's in class right now.
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>>52247222
>it's 7C outside. cold
>7C
>cold
ちょうどいい天気じゃねぇか
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still no asian in star wars tho
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>>52247399
That binds me on my bed.
I have to go out though.(ó﹏ò。)
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>>52247159
フィリピンじゃありませんけど。

>>52247222
こっちも7℃くらいです。2時ですけどね。
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>>52247522

A ship is safe in the harbour, but that is not what ships are built for.
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>>52247631
チェコ?
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>>52247444
figures. 専門 refers to majors/concentration.
演習 is practical training or a seminar.
Both are used to describe the 300-400 level college courses.
I'm guessing she's consulting her friend what to do with her seminar and which professor's she should take.
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>>52247399
>>52247646
jesus christ, you are that brit guy from /fr/

just admit it, there's no harm done
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>>52247646
https://youtu.be/FOt3oQ_k008
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>>52247673
Okay thanks. I'm not sure why that got sent to me though. Maybe they expected that I wouldn't understand.
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>>52247475
12月はそんなに寒くならないと思う
1月とか2月の方が寒いと思う
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>>52246954
>tfw nobody else wants to play mahjong
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>>52247774
I thought you were translating something on manga.
Yeah...it sounds random.
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>>52247755

>>52247715

Arrete avec ces connereies, qu'est-ce que ca peut te faire si je suis le meme gars, ne faisons pas reprendre l'autisme entre ici et la-bas.
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>>52247853
I don't know how to play but I would
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>>52247853
Okay I gave up to play now hahahah
I hope we will play next time :)
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>>52247866
d'accord, je voulais juste savoir si c'est toi
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En Français maintenant
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>>52247646
Yeah, that's true.
Btw I like that sort of British sentence.
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>>52247943
I learnt by reading some wiki that had the rules. I still don't know how the scoring works or how to do some of the more special winning hands
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>>52247670
そうですよ。

pic related は十分前退屈しのぎがてら練習に書いたものです。皆さんの書く字もみたいなということで、時間ありましたらぜひ写真はってくださいね。
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>>52248177
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>>52248177
ずいぶん古い歌だね・・・
誰だか分かんないや
その曲好きなの?
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>>52248267
>もんたよしのり
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXX8NV0OkU
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>>52248177
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>>52248327
ああ、この人か、てか相当古いでしょこれ
何故チェコの方が存じているのか
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>>52248327
この歌のタイトルドラえもんに出てきたから知ってるw
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とても遅いなのに眠りたくない
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>>52248383
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>>52248554
その親父ギャグを知っているとは………!
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>>52248545
寝なさい
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>>52248545
起きてればいいじゃない
Ich lernen Deutsch auch heute!
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>>52248554
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>>52248554
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>>52248745
どいつの話ですか?!
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回答遅くなってすみません

>>52248267
もちろん好きですよ。

>>52248528
もんたさんを最初に見た/聞いたのは確かガキ使の絶対に笑ってはいけないに出たとき。Dancin' All Night のパロディ聞いて、そのメロディが気に入って調べてみたんです。
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>>52245372
SOON

t.bh though I'm currently at the airport for a flight to Prague via Funland, so no benis for you
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>>52248808
おらんだ
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>>52248843
>ガキ使の絶対に笑ってはいけないに出たとき
ガキ使まで見てるのね、俺なんかここ数年見てないわ
日本に住んどったの?ガキ使なんてそうそう見るものではないと思うのだけれど
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>>52248956
なんでそんな日本語うまいの
日本人?
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>>52225541
EP4が、ええね。
>>52240432
変態やね。まあ、俺なら、出汁をとって喰うけど。

>>52242605
いえ、もどしました。オェ。
>>52242849
犯罪です。
>>52243859
パンツを覗くもよし、机の下からフェラしてもらうもよし。

>>52244411
>>52244537
>>52244597
童貞の夢を潰してはいけません。

>>52244818
まあ、股間にその種の花を持つ女もいるらしい。

>>52245229
rがないので、暫く意味を考えた。

>>52245406
で、何を視ている?

>>52246415
この程度なら、特にいやらしいわけではない。てか、処女ですか?

>>52247046
まあ、仕事もPCばかりで紙に書かないからね。よく漢字が書けなくて困ることがある。溝の蓋とか。

>>52247387
小説で読み、ドラマも見たので、あまりアニメは見てない。ただ、ちら見で、今季の中ではよい部類。

>>52247475
ムーミンにはちょうどええのんやね。
なんで、フィンランドに河馬がおんねん?
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>>52249035
日本人ですよ
>>
I'm going to be honest with you, the last few episodes of Oreimo are getting a bit much. It's gone from subtlety and subtext to...something profoundly uncomfortable.
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>>52249071
俺もイギリスに住んでみたいなー
快適ですか?
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>>52249126
交換留学だから来年には戻るけどね
物価と家賃は高いけど他は快適だよ、外食も中華行けば安くてうまいしね
酒とタバコは本当に高くてやってられん
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>>52247485
Don't you know LGH?
あれは台湾対ドイツの戦いやで。
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>>52249193
そっちに暮らして英語上達したって実感はある?
よく英語力を上げたければ外国で暮らせ!みたいな話があるので気になってる
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>>52249272
正直そんなにないかなー・・・ある程度素地付けていってるし
まあなにするにしても英語話さなきゃいけないからプラスにはなると思うよ
俺があんまり社交的じゃなくてクラブとかソサエティに入ってないってのもあるから少し偏ってはいるかもしれんけど
>>
イギリス在住の日本人と
日本在住の日本嫌いのアメリカ人がいる
よくわからないスレ
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>>52249274
you say this like it's a bad thing
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>>52249385
そっか、どうもありがとう
そもそも普通にイギリスで暮らしていけるだけの英語力があってのことか
羨ましい限り
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>>52249408
Don't feed the troll, just report and ignore
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>>52247853
わい、白牌(パイパン)なら盲牌できるでぇ。もちろん、萬牌(マンズ)も。

>>52248177
結構上手いやんけ。

>>52248249
>>52248383
まあ、気を確かにして、希望を棄てず、かといって高望みもせず、生きてください。
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>>52249598
i'm surprised the mods know enough japanese to know why he's offensive

or do they just go along with it?
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>>52249525
まともな成績あれば大学の交換留学プログラムとかで割と気軽にいけるよ
移住して働くとなるといろいろ大変みたい
あと生活費が高いのが難点かなあ
>>
>>52248956
いつかは住んでみたいです。まずは大学に集中しないといけないですしチェコにJETとかはないと思います。あとは私が先生に向いてないのもあります。

>>52249617
ありがとうございます
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>>52249676
んん? 日本人じゃないのか
すごい上手いというか違和感がないというか
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>>52248540
ジャイアンがガナってたやつね。
全部、嘘に消える~

>>52248554
どこのドイツだ?
オージーの叔父だ。
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女子大生ミ~コあなたに依存しチャイTHAIの彡今すぐ出ししてみなぃ
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>>52249617
>まあ、気を確かにして、希望を棄てず、かといって高望みもせず、生きてください。
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>>52249885
俺にレスつけないでもらえるかな
気持ち悪いから
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>>52249676
JETはメジャーな国だけだもんねぇ、何年か前アメリカから留学してきた友人たちは今そのプログラムで和歌山とか栃木で英語教えてるみたいだけど、それもそれで大変そうだったよ
いつか日本と関連あるところで働く機会があるといいね
>>
>>52249962
俺が言いたいことを言ってくれた
>>
ジャップサルは糞ボケだね、いい人振りと、同時沙羅を追い出す。この糞weeb達を騙したけど、おれは騙されない。

最悪の劣等人種
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>>52249843
それほどうまくないと思いますけどね。
両親にちっちゃい頃に二ヶ国語教わって多分それの影響です。ハンガリー語の文法も日本の文法に少し似てますし。

>>52249996
あるといいですね、ありがとうございます。
ちなみにあなたはどうしてイギリスへ?
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Pic of the next thread
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Thread ED
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NLFkGdIww
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>>52249630
Probably either the number of reports and google translate or someone who knows atleast some Japanese
>>
不可算名詞(数えられないとは言っていない)
>>
Objection!
My Japanese isn't good enough for this game!
>>
英語ができるということになっているが、
・・・・英語はほとんど話せない
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>>52251366
Tell me who your favourite AV idol is.
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>>52250604
こんにちは
チェコ人ですよね?
プラハの街並みはとてもきれいだと思います
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>>52251241
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>>52251539
こんにちは。
プラハの街並みはたしかに綺麗ですね。チェコに海外旅行してみたいですか?
ちなみにチェコ人じゃありません。スロヴァキアからチェコに移住してきました。
>>
>>52250204
>>52249962
じゃあ、スレに来なければいいのよ。
>>
(お前が来なければいいんだよ
お前がいると荒れるんだよ)
>>
>>52251790
なるほど、元はスロバキアにいたんですね
はい、プラハは実際に行ってみたい場所の一つです
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>>52251621
I can do it
>>
Abe abolishing child raising benifits.
Just
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>>52251621
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>>52252040
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>>52250604
元はフン族だし、そういうところもあるのかな?

>>52251533
最近はどんな女優が人気あんのかね?
北野のぞみとかあべみかことか。
無臭では春日野由依やな。
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I will make a new thread
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>>52252056
If you really need extra 7,000 yen a month to raise a kid, you shouldn't be raising a kid at all in Japan.
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>>52251850
それは、お前が荒らすから。
糞壺に帰れば?
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>>52251366
>>52252170
Why not reply in English?
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>>52252274
>>52252274
>>52252274
できた
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>>52249630
It was chinese m00t that did it!
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52252231
いつもの人警報発令

いつもの打たれ弱い荒らしがいるようです
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