How to achieve Chinese gf?
Poo in the loo
>wanting a Chinese gf
>not a qt3.14 Mongolian steppenigger gf
>>52238577
Go to China. Go to Shanghai. Go to a school. Learn from Japanese. Kidnap young girl and bring her back to Switzerland through the new silk road.
>>52238577
Find a Chinese girl and ask her out you swiss choco nigger mother fucker.
>>52238577
Just go to China and appear to be foreign?
Be white
Talk to girls
Mention you're Swiss
>>52239014
But I'm Italian
>go to college
>don't be asian
>talk to them
it's really not that hard
even if you get a chinese gf and shes cute, you might get fucked up by her family and relative.
A Chinese girl is only as good as the boy she chooses to be with for the rest of her life.
Makes me feel depressed because I'm a piece of shit.
>>52239061
ok
Mention you're Italian and say you keep your tan all year around
>>52238577
>place order
>wait from 3 weeks to 2 months for shipping
>receive gf
no warranty if she runs away though, you better get that basement ready
Chinese girls aren't hard to get... they are into white cock like madwomen. Seriously, I've gotten two asian girls to fuck me by just paying attention to them.
>>52238577
give shitloads of monies to her parents
>>52239502
>source: coffee meets bagel
>>52239563
i never saw this fedora image. shit looks so multipurposeable. awesome.
>>52239345
>>52239502
westernized East Asian women are easy as fuck for white men. traditional East Asians are harder though. there's a lot of Chinese international students at my uni and the girls rarely date or fuck outside their race
So, yeah fuck that white bitch. Shouldn't have let her borrowed my peni.
>>52239770
Well no shit. You wouldn't date someone you can hardly interact with. Language is the limiting factor here.
>>52239760
>multipurposeable
>>52238577
1. Go to chinese bazar
2. Show dick
But you need to be white.
>>52239345
If they aren't hard to get then that just means you're fucking the low hanging fruit.
Which means everyone else is already doing it too.
Real value is at the top, peak of the curve.
Ever getting there means virtual control over a significant portion of the Chinese economy, politics, and population.
>>52240223
I do get that... I'm dating a middle easterner. they're not easy to get have high standards
>>52243253
>>52243254
Shit, hour old post gets consecutive replies
I'm sure there's a factory somewhere where they make the chinese
>>52238577
How come it's always the Swiss bros with yellow fever?
>>52243386
I actually think I'm the only one.
>be the one who makes threads
>be the one shitposting /asean/
>be the one shitposting /culturepals/
>be the one shitposting /deutsch/
my yellow fever has no limits
>>52243386
And I also posted this on /pol/ and /g/
>>52243677
It's okay, asian girls can be pretty hot despite most of them having little tits and ass (the ass is so tight though, asian girl I fucked was fit and had such an amazingly firm ass and great nipples.
Asians have GOAT nipples
>>52244244
What is so great about asian nipples?
Please explain.
>>52244444 (fucking checked)
>>52244444
they're usually perky, slightly darker, like the aesthetic. But they're well formed, perky and feel great when you're licking them or touching them
>>52244847
It sounds like the average nipple.
>>52244943
they're slightly darker than white/middle eastern nipples (the only other's I've experienced first hand) and never pepperoni nipples. Overall in my experience, asians have the best nipples
>>52244444
CHECK_THEM,png
>>52244444
Czeched
>>52238577
If you become a master of the kung fu, I am surely popular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoHvupT5-7s
>>52239502
anyone have stats that include nignogs?
