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1st for my penis
乙
Why is Takahiro going to fuck a BBA?
LICK MY ERINGI
>>52212658
乙
>>52212720
またきのこじじいか
いい加減にしろ
今日も道産子の彼女が出来てない・・・
>>52212755
Stop making fun of our glorious leader.
>>52212755
またくさいちょんか
>>52212711
クソスレ立てんなカス
Weeabooも市ね
いただきます
>>52212720
too white. missing a foreskin.
>>52212818
Jews stole the foreskin.
>>52212788
>>52212790
>>52212653
>No woman doesn't like gay men
Is this true?
>>52212711
Why are you coming?
>>52212766
関西人じゃなくていいのか?
>>52212835
>>52212859
She is jelly
>>52212871
ミーム :^)
>>52212859
Going where?
在日は戦う相手を間違っているね
>>52212871
>>52212892
これはオーム :^)
>>52212968
セクシーオーム!
>>52212895
Orgasm
>>52212903
日本では、イスラム国によるテロよりも、左翼によるテロの方が、確率的に高い。根拠はない。ただ、左翼の行動力と過激な言動行動を見てそう思うのである。みつこ
>>52212896
そこがバカである証左だよ
>>52213015
>>52213019
みつこの言う通りやな
>>52213040
I'm at your command, sir.
>>52213079
Die.
>>52213082
>>52213040
He is a pig in many aspects
>>52213099
Well if you wanna post Korean stuff, create a KOREA thread and post in that thread.
Korea has nothing to do with Japan.
Japan is surrounded by retarded countries (except Taiwan and USA (Hawaii))
>>52213100
>>52213123
Hey guys, rate my 草食男子力!
彼女: 日本語検定でも受けるの?
自分: はい、いつか絶対! でもなんか試験を受けるのはまだ不安なっかりw
普通の青年向けの本読めるようになるといいね
自分: まったく読めない訳じゃないんだけど、辞書がないと困るかも
-silence-
粛々とレポート
>>52213100
he is the only pure little girl
>>52213235
said the ultra leftist, The F.
>>52213235
>>52213200
「彼女」はオーストラリア人?日本人?
>>52213287
もうとっくに分かっているぞ
>>52213019
これ。日本のイスラム教徒は基本的に無害だし。
>>52213299
日本人の友達だった
別に付き合うつもりはないんだけど、やっぱりすげえ格好悪いこと言うと自分の頭脳が心配になるよね
a
What are you doing besides browsing this thread?
R.I.P veggie !!3aBSMjQFScv
>>52213339
>彼女:別に話したくないわけじゃないんだけど、やっぱりとっさに反応できないと自分の英語力が心配になるよね
Sing with me, /jap/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WeiHoR3XEA
寿司を食べ過ぎしてしまいました
>>52213715
HAMADA OUT
>>52213848
うらやましいにゃん
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
Sing with me
>>52213897
The F(uck off).
>>52213873
>tfw you will never have enough money to fuck a Gravure idol
Hamada is lucky
>>52213897
Do you live in Levallois-Perret?
>>52213955
Can you hold it?
>>52214073
Not far away
>>52214082
My detector says it
>>52214122
Are you that guy who was working at La Défense or Neuilly
>>52214173
No desu.
I have never worked in France.
best night of my life
I raped that guy SO hard
t.bh though here is the story: we got together at the train station, and waited for japan-san's female 3DPD friend, who then took us to a maid cafe. it was total shite, and we bailed as soon as we could. the 3DPD then left, and japan-san and I went together to a cheap pub and had a couple of beers together. we then went to a karaoke place and sang some anime songs together, while continuing to drink alcohol. we had a wonderful time! no rape at all!
I may upload pictures once I've had time to blur our faces out.
[spoiler]japan-san is an incredible singer, I might upload a videoless mp4 of him singing the evangelion song if he agrees to it[/spoiler]
>>52214371
>I raped that guy SO hard
>no rape at all!
I'll be here till 2chan gets better lads
>>52214371
I'm looking forward to seeing the photos.
Is there any other anons who would visit us foreigners in Japan?
>>52214371
What is3DPD?
>>52214409
This thread is dead.
So takahiro and BBA are still fucking at Akihabara?
Jesus
I'm going to be working in Japan in a few months. I'm so scared. Is there a way to make Japanese friends? I don't want to be all alone in a strange country. I'm studying Japanese but it's so hard.
>>52214617
Which city?
>>52214584
NEETS, what is your sleeping pattern like?
>>52214563
Real, not anime.
>>52214627
Don't know yet.
>>52214663
>anime isn't real
Please Russian lad
here is a photo we took
there was a whiteboard part with a marker, so I wrote a dank meme
japan-san is censored out for his privacy
>>52214584
>Takahiro getting laid and i'm still at home
>>52214643
9pm-2.5am
Not neet
>>52214742
>Shit quality and frame rate
>3.77 MB
Wow.
最近4chan始めたんだが文の最後に t.○○ってのはどう言う意味?
>>52214780
buy yourself a connection Ahmed. It takes me half a second to load the gif
this is us at the pub
>>52214830
Look at those filthy fucking normies
>>52214830
日本人の方は普通にkっこよさげ
>>52214830
Wanna be raped by both of U
>>52214830
Yeah!!!! We had a great time at there.
And a terrible maid caffe.
FOMC Festival death
疲れています
>>52212658
South Korea is better than Japan
>>52214830
Did you lads talk in english or Japanese
Pretty jealous ngl
>>52214974
yes
the maid cafe was awful, and I nearly died when I saw the bill
>>52215011
both t.bh, mainly english
I had to speak very slowly, and sometimes I would need to write down a sentence on japan-san's phone if it was too complicated for him to understand when I said it
still, he made a great effort, and understood most things I said as long as I didn't go too fast - it got better throughout the evening, he was fluent by the time we left the karaoke place
>>52215016
what happened at the maid cafe?
>>52215056
No he is ryuta
>>52215067
Did you complain about namefags that shit up the thread?
>>52215067
Why hiding your face?
You are good looking aussie
>U WILL NEVER GO TO MAIDO CAFE WITH JAPANESE THREAD
2ch全部落ちてるけど何があったん
>>52215067
Wait are you there for vacation? If so, how long?
Man, I want to talk to a Japanese lad slowly and have him fluent by the end of the night too... Did you pick some chicks up?
The funny thing is that we ran out of the money at the f**kin maid cafe and we have to look for a cheap bar.
The bar was great tho.
ぼったくりメイドカフェにでも行ったの?w
アキバよく知らないけど
>>52215255
How much did the maid cafe cost?
I know they are expensive but how much did you end up spending?
いいなあ都会
>>52215353
(´・ω・｀)(´・ω・｀)ﾈｰ
>>52215016
>go to autist bait paradies
>wonders why they overcharge as fugg
>>52215067
I tell him this many times but I didn't suppose that my English was as such a terrible as the maid cafe.
>>52215134
t.bh she wasn't really the kind of girl I would want to have sex with - I'm referring to her appearance (japan-san; if you're reading this, please don't be offended)
>>52215150
no, we just enjoyed each others' company and mucked about
>>52215200
t.bh if someone volunteers to get raped by me in prague, and I successfully fug them, then as a reward to the thread I'll show my grinning face
>>52215223
>3DPD
we never really thought to try picking up chicks, in retrospect perhaps we should have done it, I'm sure few Japanese women would want to refuse an 8.5-inch aussie penis t.bh
>>52215255
;_;
you forced me to bring home the folder thingy so my mates would see it and bash me for being a poofter cunt, I have bruises now t.bh
>>52215311
for the three of us, it was almost 9000 yen
>>52215385
I think the awkwardness of the maid cafe made it harder for you to think t.bh
>>52215311
That's ¥3800.
We didn't have nothing special.
私はロボットではありません
>>52214830
noice
>>52215424
* We had nothing special.
My Engrish sucks
>>52215424
what did you order at the maid cafe? some drink and food?
>>52215405
>I have bruises now t.bh
Lol, take it as a souvenir too.
>>52215594
Yes, I had a plate of omelette rice and a cup of coke.
She said the course is economical.
>>52215210
thread meetup in japan next month?
>>52215713
Only with Austr
>>52215744
って何?
>>undefined
What the fuck is going on
>>52215966
It's fixed now but that was weird
>>52215987
What was it? I was able to open other threads but this one
I think thread died because of that weird glitch
>>52216331
Nah it has been slow lately as a rule
Why specifically i'm not sure
書き込めるのかな?
自動読み込みが止まってたわ、なんでだろ
Anime.
これやった人いませんかー
ほぼ衝動買いで注文したんだけど, 面白いんすかねこれ
>>52216455
>ジャップサル
なんでいつもこのネッタを
>>52216733
>不皮肉にVITAを持ってる
自殺しろ
>>52216455
>>52216762
オーストラリア人の方がサルに似ているよ
>>52216860
ひどいよ
泣ける
>>52216860
オーストラリア人とニュージーランド人は全部同じ物じゃないですか
>>52216853
日本語でおk
>>52216853
VITA駄目なの?
>>52216762
>>52216860
Who will win if an average Australian and an average New Zealander fight?
>>52216733
持ってないから詳しくは知らないけど
逆転裁判系でしょ?注文する前に体験版プレイすればよかったと思うの
>>52217028
it's hard to say because they're basically australians 2bh
inb4 MUH ACCENT, MUH
yeah actually there's nothing else different
>>52217025
一体なぜこの時代にVITAを使うのか?最近のスマホはPS2ゲームをやれるから。
無意味だと思うよ、実は。
>>52217062
日本旗をつかっているだろう
日本人じゃなければ、一体どっちらさま?? 日本人が嫌いならなんでそのとこにいんのwww
>>52217028
White Kiwis and Aussies are pretty much the same. A Maori might beat an Abo in a fight though.
>>52217102
なるほど
VITAでしかやれないゲームが欲しくなったら買えばいいか
What exactly is news4vip supposed to be and why has it been the most active 2ch board all this time?
>>52217163
>muh shitty natives are better than you're shitty natives m8
Somehow I found that a bit funny
>>52217295
Wasn't bragging about Maoris kek.
It's just Abo's sniff petrol and rob people whereas Maori join gangs and rob people.
I often see the phrase "be supposed to" on 4chan, but I'm always confused how it is translated 2bh.
Is it always exchangeable to "will"?
きまぐれ和風オムレツとカレーピラフ
大量に余ってる酢昆布を添えて
>>52217215
>What exactly is news4vip supposed to be and
Talking about all kinds of topics.
>why has it been the most active 2ch board all this time?
dunno. people flock to where many people are
C-...cunt...
>>52217577
卵いっぱい余らせてる人?
>>52217616
hello i am here
>>52217624
そうです
おかげさまでもう残り3個だよ
>>52217577
納豆オムライス都こんぶ牛乳..
なんでここまで合わないものを取り揃えたのか・・・
>rape and kill in manchuria and korea
>commit countless war crimes
>get a bombs dropped on you and country flattened
>still don't apologize for war crimes
>build a bomb museum in hiroshima
>still hate americans for the bombing
JAPAN WAS A GUD BOY WE DINDU NUFFIN, NO WAR CRIMES AND SHIEETTTT
>>52217041
店舗特典付きの最後の一点らしかったので即ポチッとな
限定とか特典とかには弱い質なもんで・・・
>>52217720
if you hate japan so much, why do you live there?
oh, that's right; korea's an eternally butthurt shithole!
>>52217652
おーすごい
もしまたたくさん送られてきたらゆで卵にして潰してマヨネーズと和えて卵サンドにしたらいいと思うよ
たくさん消費出来る
>>52217761
>oh, that's right; korea's an eternally butthurt shithole!
surprised i find you drawn into their fight fambam but i don't condemn it at all
>>52217761
>anyone who is anti-jap is a korean
nice try turbo weeb
>>52217819
you're kind of a faggot though 2bh
>>52217693
納豆は健康のために無理矢理添えたんだよw
牛乳は昔から食事のお供だ
味覚が雑な自覚はあるぜ
>>52217762
卵サンドいいね!サンキュー
卵は必ずまた来るから次作るわ
今回はおかげでオムレツ作る腕前が上がったよ
>>52217741
すごいわかるわ
基本、初回限定版が好き>>52217761
>>52217819
t. Kim Jong
>>52217888
あれなんかおかしいことしてしまった
>>52217861
こうして卵料理のレパートリーがどんどん増えていくのだった
>>52217645
I've heard when Australians call out to someone, some of them use the word "cunt" such as "hi, cunt" and
"how are you, cunt?" Is that true? I feel like I've watched a video about it on YouTube.
>>52217961
もう結婚しなくても生きていけそうです
>>52218032
well, we generally say "g'day" rather than "hi", but yes - we often address our friends as cunt
>>52218153
I see. Thanks.
I can't believe you actually had an オフ会
>>52218574
ジャップサルとオフ会なんて、リスクが高いだようね
>>52218604
You don't have to tell me twice. I've had my life threatened on here several times. I would never fucking do it lol.
>>52217566
I am supposed to go to a wedding
>結婚式に行くことになっている
He is supposed to be going to the wedding tomorrow
>彼は結婚式に行くはずなんだけど
It can mean like the thing is expected to happen or like one ought to do the thing or that it is sort of decided already that the thing will happen. It depends a lot on context to be honest.
>>52218891
Are you Sarah by any chance?
are women allowed to be called as senpai?
>>52219051
Why are you asking me if I'm Sarah?
>>52219063
Yes.
>>52219063
Yes.
Call me senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GZc8r-JNBA
if you're not moved you're a faggot
>>52219066
Hm, nothing. I just felt like it.
>>52219051
My thoughts exactly.
>>52219101
post vag
>>52219101
bitch come over here for your green card i'll give you $30 and my thongs
>>52219115
>>52219129
Well I'm not Sarah. Not that I'll convince you.
But you know she's never coming back right? Why would she?
>>52219177
How are your studies, amerindian?
>>52219184
Dunno, you "left" during my break from 4chan. Did they bully you that much? I've heard somebody called at your work or something.
>>52219101
1000敗
>>52219259
Good one.
>>52219242
I mean they crossed the line at claiming to involve *her* real life and calling her job for no reason. But I'm literally not Sarah. I'm not playing a word trick on you either. I'm being totally honest.
>>52219259
Top kek
![tumblr_ngbpjuPihA1qm7uz2o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cgd6TvA.jpg "tumblr_ngbpjuPihA1qm7uz2o1_1280[1].jpg")
Notice me, senpai.
>>52219301
Are you Japanese? Are you that girl who argued with chikans here? I don't remember who else been threatened.
>>52219374
Oh that's why you think I'm Sarah? Cause of the comment that says I had my life threatened on here? Lol
If 死ねばいいのに counts as a threat to my life I've had my life threatened on here countless times. I don't take those seriously though.
>http://www.asahi.com/paper/editorial.html
I have a question about two parts. Is the では in 10%への増税が控える消費税では the same as なら? Is the では in 益税対策では the same as においては?
>>52219501
Both can be replaced with においては or については.
>>52219301
Did they really call her job?
The picture of your hand grabbing something stick-shaped when?
>>52219111
I'm not moved by melodramatic gay shit and I'm a faggot? Fine. Bend over.
>>52219589
Thank you
>>52219604
How should I know
>>52219696
>>52219184
>Why would she?
Cause this used to be a nice thread to tark
Anybody know what this says?
>>52216331
>>52219883
このもふもふ具合がたまらん
>>52219849
"I'm going to wear this uniform until I'm 30"
>>52219849
It is for measuring your LENGTH.
"Measure yours.. please.."
>sensitive weeb mods
why?
>>52220184
Lol good for you
>>52220184
>talking shit about japland on a japland imageboard
you probably should have expected this
>>52220184
Quality post.
>>52220084
>司令官の..
>測ってみてください
What does the 司令官 (commandant) have to do with anything?
>>52220184
>>52064670
>>52219849
>tfw your penis is smaller than 10cm.
FUCKYOU
>>52219844
>used to be
Now it's just a place to watch things just happen from the sidelines. No tarking
>>52220339
司令官の男性自身を測るということだ
>>52220339
"Commandant" means yourself.
Then, take off your....and measure it.
>>52220184
seeing that your all post was deleted, this post isn't the only reason.
also
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.
>>52220339
I believe shes from a game where you play as an Admiral
>>52212849
Not always true
「ホモが嫌いな女子なんかいません」という女の子は腐っています。正確には、「おチンチンが嫌いな女の子は殆どいません」と言うべきです。
もっとも、このスレは2ch等と比較してネナベ率が高い。BBAだけが、女であるわけではありません。
そもそも、日本語で罵り合っているのは、実は大抵「女の腐った奴」です。是非、この方達のご意見もお
訊ねいただきたい。
>>52213019
過去の事件からみて確実にそう言えます。ただ、最近日本では、る靖国便所爆破テロ事件が起こり、横浜では自演とみられる「テロ」事件が起きた。前者は被疑者は逮捕されているが、被疑者の母親は日本海を泳いてでも渡ると息巻いているそうである。彼達にはエラがあるため、日本の海岸線は全て警戒しなればなりません。しかも左翼と共同して行動します。こちらの方が、イスラムより切実かもしれないですね。
>>52213848
今日は食べ過ぎたか?
>>52217577
る酢昆布を添えてスッパマンに送る。
>>52219063
別に俺をそう呼んでも怒らないよ。
>>52219450
「死ねばいいのに」「死ねばいいのに」「死ねばいいのに」
「死ねばいいのに」「死ねばいいのに」「死ねばいいのに」
「死ねばいいのに」「死ねばいいのに」「死ねばいいのに」
これで、9回増えました。
もっとも、むクリスマスイブには何回もそういう声が聞こえてきますが、死んだカップルは、それてはなく痴話げんかが原因です。
>>52219849
ちなみに俺は10ってとこ
絶望です
>>52220386
We've lost our ways. All this tark will be lost in time. Like tears in lain.
Tsundere chan stared at me and giggled with a friend.
I want to kill myself
>>52220716
You know what to do
>>52220716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpjH0v9V9M
feel the music, be the music
>>52220774
kill her then kill myself?
>>52220339
>>52220459
僕は17cm。日本の女の子にぴったりのサイズです。経験上のことですが、JKは子宮をツンツンすると痛がります。
なお、ピストンは縦だけではなく横も大切です。
唄にもあります。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYdcNLM3HBE
よこはめ~ たてはめ~ ホテルの小部屋. くちづけ 残り香 松葉崩し~ ~
>>52220592
勃起しても、それでは短小です。JSなら×××かもしれませんが、犯罪です。
>>52220459
>>52220460
I kinda get it.. Is it said to do orders in a playful context or something?
>>52220371
>her face when mine is 17cm
>>52220716
>He STILL hasn't made a move, Jeanette?
>He's so shy, maybe I should ask HIM out
>honhonhonhonohnohon
>>52220339
That is a "艦コレ" ruler.
In the game "艦コレ", a player is a commandant.
おやすみ
>>52220716
>Tsundere chan
実際に「ツンデレ」な女を相手にすると、男は、さんざん振り回されて疲弊します。迷わず別れましょう。
>>52220873
そのとおりです。
>>52221033
forgot to past the link
http://www.pref.yamaguchi.lg.jp/gyosei/koho/portal/tokushu/australia01.html
>>52220943
>>52220503
あ、今分かった
ありがとう!
>>52221041
おやすみ!
cuttie-kiwi-kun.
>>52220873
That's what most american shooters do, you could also suicide by cop
>>52221120
Being killed by GIGN must be fast enough
>>52221033
>>52221057
四国は
>>52221112
えっ、わからなかったの??
>>52221120
>>52221156
イスラムは見つけ次第射殺
などと書いてはいけない
オソロシヤ
>>52220716
Maybe she giggled because she saw you looking at her and felt warm and tickly on the inside.
>>52220904
確かにJSなら行けるかも
確認するためにやってみ ーー おっと、危ないところだった
>>52221275
I was waiting for your post my dear qt
>>52221282
ノルウェーって日本語話せる人多くね?
>>52220583
>彼達にはエラがあるため、日本の海岸線は全て警戒しなればなりません。
racist
>>52221275
>being this much of a fag
please, keep it to /brit/
>>52221482
Love turns us all into fags, anon.
>>52220084
Thanks, so "Measure yours, please" is what the speech bubble says at the bottom? What about the words in the box for each 5cm increment
>>52221482
in b4 cuteposters chop your teeny tiny little dicks off :3
>>52221055
ルイズ様〜
>>52221639
Also the exclamations in the bottom right of each panel
>>52221429
racist
