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haruhi edition lads :)
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lads
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yui
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nonces out
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great thread

I like jun
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things are going just as they should, knock on wood
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>>52194080
wait is this really that russian lad?
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all of ur mums
even yours.
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>anime editions

stop this
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LEL
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second for England james!
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Inshallah lads, the kufir will burn on the hills of Dabiq.

Takbir!
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>>52194103
Anime is cool though
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Azusa
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05CXNbHu255
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>>52194116
Ultimate fucking championship
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>>52194106
lol nvm

if you we're attractive this would've worked in a second

you're clearly not very handsome
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really want a ladyboy in my mouth
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Went out for a few pints lads, then went McDonalds.

Feeling a bit tipsy desu.
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Caroline
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>have a wank in the bath
>sister shouts "don't drain the water I'll jump in next"
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>>52194106
M8 you will sink or swim on this next comment.
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>>52194106
keep it going lad
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>>52194157

>Tfw 4ever a solid 5
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night lads

>>52194168
wew
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>>52194106
Wow, she seems pretty autistic
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is it worth me bothering with tinder if I'm objectively a 9/10? isn't it just working class rubbish and desperate slags on there? like this >>52194106
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does being vegetarian cause mental health problems? in famines people suffer brain damage due to malnutrition.

https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/676073582800318464
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>>52194168
>the trials and tribulations of poleaboo
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>>52194159
Lol she'd have to be really little to fit in your mouth
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>>52194168
>Sharing bathwater

Wtf mate


Anybody else shocked at how hard it is to wank in the shower btw?

In my head it just flies off but in reality it gets stuck everywhere, it's afwul
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Good morning fellow anons
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>>52194157
She righted him m8 she must think he's a little cute.
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>>52194168
>don't drain the water
Is it still the 1950s in your house?
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engaged woman tried to kiss me on the work christmas party lads
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>>52194106
just tell her not to worry about that
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picture of my new cat

she is called Kyary

>>52194190
night senpai
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>>52194218
what city are you from?my good man
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>>52194202
It's always worth it if you get the booty mang
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>>52194106

what a spastic
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Lads, has anybody here ever had to run for so long that they actually threw up?

I had to run over 1.5 miles in under 30 minutes with a heavy backpack because I had gone to the wrong location for an important event. When I got to where I needed to be, just in the nick of time, I went to the bathroom and just vomited roast chicken and coleslaw everywhere because it had taken such a toll on my body.

My stamina is awful.
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>>52194203
>18. He/Him. Intersectional Eco-Feminist and extremely pissed off vegan
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>>52194240
Hyogo prefecture
you?
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i thought shaving your pubes was meant to make your cock look bigger

mine looks even smaller now, in fact it fucking looks feminine

fuck's sakes lads i didn't want to become a trap, i just wanted a bigger willy
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>>52194168
>sharing bathwater
what the fuck
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>>52194231

she's very eco-friendly
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>>52194218
Good morning. I like you lot since you spanked SA in the world cup. Top draw stuff 2bh
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>>52194139
How long did it take you to realise?
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>>52194168
Congratulations on the little one!!
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>>52194283
you didn't shave it all off did you? fucking twat
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>>52194271
jesus christ how fucking fat are you
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HERE I GO
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maisie
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>>52194212
i mean her throbbing cock 2bh
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>>52194283
You're supposed to trim your pubes not shave them off
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can someone perhaps say in what part of the UK would I be likely to meet such a girl?
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looking forward to eventually perhaps kissing a girl
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>>52194271
>I had to run over 1.5 miles in under 30 minutes with a heavy backpack
You could walk that
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>>52194276
liverpool
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>>52194291
Finish
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doing a wank in the shower
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>>52194215
Too much noise from the water for me. Once i was wanking in the shower and it had been like 30 minutes and i still didnt cum and i was getting frustrated but i didnt wanna stop wanking because i already invested so much time into the wank so i kept going and eventually came but my penis was really sore after
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>>52194325
autistic reply incoming
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>>52194313
whatever, hair grows back
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>>52194325
yesss
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>>52194271
>I had to run over 1.5 miles in under 30 minutes
and? I do double that every morning
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>>52194325
Not bad desu
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>>52194325
oh shit sahn
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>>52194298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b37QILcSnG
might off myself now tbqh
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>>52194343
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>52194276
want me to come visit you lad?
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>>52194325
strong spaghetti
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>it just takes some time
>everything everything will be just fine

:(
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>>52194325
GOOD LUCK LAD
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>>52194325
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>>52194325
fucking horrible
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>>52194325
oh god
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>>52194325

not funny
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>>52194325
Smooth 2bh
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>>52194271
That is a brisk walk m8
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>>52194397
old cunt detected

do you even new music
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>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
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Post a cute pic of your waifu lads, I'll start. As you can see the picture is very cute :).
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I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying:
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>>52194292
Thanks lad. Never knew we were going to win that one desu. Sucks we weren't able to go to the final stages, but I am anticipated for the next one that would be held in Japan. Definitely going to go see the matches live.
>>52194352
nice cozy place
>>52194383
sure thing anytime
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just bought a oneplus one lads
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>>52194376
At least you're not Welsh
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>>52194106
spackers not realising she is closing this shit down as she is not impressed
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>>52194397
chin up m8
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>>52194325
how horrifying
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>>52194325

heh this is getting good
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>>52194449
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>>52194451

#Don'tShoot
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>>52194449
3D> all
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>>52194460
outdated desu
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Poleaboo failed his driving test 35/50

His dad was pissed

He'soing to download a theory test app, hopefully they'll be current questions unlike those online tests he was doing
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>>52194449
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>>52192753
https://clyp.it/tzioegjj

Had a go on my keyboard doing the same lad. Catchy song desu
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Flew too close to the sun
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oof
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>>52194449
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>>52194514
how so, it has good specs compared to other new phones
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what's your favourite anime lads

pic related, it's mine
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>>52194516
poleaboos dad must think he's the biggest disappointment in a son ever
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>>52194525

#BTFO
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>>52194516
the theory? Lol
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If you're thick enough to pass the driving theory you shouldn't be given a 2nd chance ngl
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>>52194525
eh, not your fault lad. she's an autist.
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>>52194525
Oof, nothing ventured nothing gained.
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>>52194516
>pissed

It's pissed off not pissed you yank cunt.

Btw I failed my theory like 5 times until I went on the theory website, looked at the practise questions there, and they turned out to all be in the test so do those m8
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>>52194325
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anyone here lived with a gay guy before?

my new housemate is bent and im scared he's going to stroke my hair and bum me while i sleep
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>>52194525
oh my god yes. lad shes wants it
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>>52194491
he said Waifu not Husbando lad.
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got a literal 4/10 who is obsessed with me lads
everybody at work keeps making jokes that's she's my gf
havent had a lay since september and she is a markable downgrade from that occasion
Im concerned banging her would encourage her stalking
im not that desperate for a lay but it is literally on a plate
might just off myself
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>>52194512
hog
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>>52194525
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh fuck

ya really blew it there to be quite honest with you lad
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>>52194512
3D
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>>52194555

Corey in the House
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>>52194525
she's still replying

she's deperate

no chad wants her autistic arse

you're in m8

if you don't fuck her brains out reply to this post because you'll be in all night
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>>52194610
Gay housemates are basically housewives you don't have to have sex with. Good work lad.
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>>52194555
>>>/reddit/
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>>52194525
excellent work mate
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>>52194579
no hes just a weapon and she didnt want to lead him on
would laff a lot if someone said this to me in a bad way
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>>52194449
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>>52194600

>gif

fuck off
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>>52194623
FUCK OFF JUN YOU SHIT
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>>52194525
Better response than I expected tbqh

She's playing hard to get, this can be recovered IF you're interested in pursuing it to that extent. I probably wouldn't bother though, she's fucking around.
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>>52194461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1csjEB56bIF
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>>52194512
Pig disgusting
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please stop encouraging him it hurts to watch

>>52194693
alri rob brydon haha
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Wasn't all bad lads. Got a number be4
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TOUCH ME I'M SICK
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DRAG
MY
TONGUE ACROSS THE SAND
SO HAPPY JUST TO CRAWL ACROSS THE GROUND
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>>52194628
why
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dunno if i should get an iphone 6s or wait for the 7 2bh lads
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Why did I have to be born in the northwest? And instead of the one decent bit, Cumbria, why did I have to be born in Lancashire? Why did I have to be born in the grimmest, most dismal shithole in the whole of England? Why couldn't I be born in the south? Looking at it in Google Street View, I weep. Just compare anywhere southern to somewhere in Salford, for example. The north has no semblance of a developed country.
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>>52194525
keep going lad!
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really hate 3DPD
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>>52194725
What app is this, I want to know.
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>>52194725
>twins
DO IT NIKKA

on my bucket list senpai
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>>52194725
post her pic
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>>52194739
i need to know to
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Fucking hell shes only gone and unmatched me
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>thinking your smooth by texting a girl

fucking batty bois, you'd piss yourselves if you had to chat to a girl face to face.
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>>52194525
You can do better m8
Im sure there's some bird who will love you for your mint /brit/ memes and autism
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whatever the outcome is on the yank election day, the memes will be glorious.
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watching people cry in court rooms is hard. Even though I know he's a piece of shit and he deserves it, watching somebody's life get taken from them is tough
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>>52194693
I literally laughed from start to finish.

At least you're not Cornish
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>>52194778
not real
it was her gimmick.
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>>52194784
literally find it easier to talk in person than text m8
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Thinking about a cute girl who once rested her head on my shoulder desu
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>>52194775
tinder
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>>52194739
>apple
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>>52194739
>buying a iphone
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>>52194778
You have autismal lack of awareness mate.

That is clearly a joke about her being next to an ape in her photo. THey are joking about that being the persons number she is giving out. Her twin is an ape
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>>52194717
Don't know why we pick on the Welsh 2bh lads, they're probs our greatest allies atm. Always so friendly.
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free will is an illusion
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>>52194635
where is her eye
what shitty animation
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>>52194786
>finding this fascinating
are you 14?
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>>52194786
there is literally no way that hillary clinton will not win the election
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>>52194739
>having a phone
>owning the electric jew
>letting the government track your every move
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>>52194838

>gif

fuck off yank
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>>52194816
I'm thinking about a time I rested my head in a girl's lap. It was last Saturday and I may get the change again this week :3
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>>52194449
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>>52194807
>>52194850
Well that sucks
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wish i was born Mongolian desu lads :^(
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I was thinking of doing a tinder but if I get no matches it will push me over the edge and I will do a suicide
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>>52194865
only if your definition is redundant
I actually wrote a treatise on this
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>DOG VIOLINIST: if the conductor doesnt throw that stick im gonna lose my fuckin mind

haha lads x
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>>52194449

>gay-on
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>>52194901
thats why waifu you nip cunt
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>>52194900
Good luck lad. Hope u get to play with her fanny
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>>52194778
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>>52194869
pleb.
>>52194901
the fuck is that.
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>>52194850
Was he texting the ape all along then?
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>>52194910
So win win?
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Just got back from swimming for an hour lads, there were only 3 people there.
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>>52194959

>gif

fuck off
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>>52194949
>why
my
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>>52194912
your definition being what
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>>52194043
>Kyoanus again
God shave the queenie from shit taste.
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>>52194912
really? i am just shitposting desu but at the same time i don't see how it can exist
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tinder is alri lads
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Getting pretty dark early now desu
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>>52194969
>hair not covering it
>shadow makes eye invisible

seriously m8 just
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rina
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>>52194959
>over 3MB

Did Hiroshima increase our filesize without telling anyone?
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>>52194984
just like in my homosexual animes
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>>52195003
>Chong

Go for the Asian bird la
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>>52195003

normie cunt
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>>52194949
Absolutely not, that is mine.
>>52194969
my waifu
>having an underage girl as a waifu
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>>52195003
post chong
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>install tinder
>get a match
>uninstall
>turn off phone
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>>52194132
Should have posted with TRIGGER.
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>>52195003
lol Chong
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>>52195003
I'd give Chong my dong if you know what I mean
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>>52195003
So you catfish, yeh?
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are you allowed to use tinder if you don't want to have sex
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>>52195020
+1
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>>52195003
>those dps
do girls honestly think they look better if the picture is tilted
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>>52194449
My favourite pic desu
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Gonna make a tinder just to see how easy it is
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450123648141.webm
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>>52195088
no the police will come and arrest u
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>>52194994
as in necessarily alongside everything else
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>>52195085
no funnily enough

i swipe right constantly and have had the app for over a year, plus i travel between cities decently.
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>>52195003

>Chong
> Blonde, Aryan

definitely not a bot.
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>>52195043
>>r9k
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Are you allowed to use tinder if you are an autistic manlet?
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Downloading War Thunder desu
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>>52195130

post a pic of ur profile pretty boy
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>One of my staff is saying it's not her fault she missed work because no one showed her where the rota is
>Been at the company 3 months
>Talks back at me and argues

Literally gonna fire her aha, where did this culture of thinking it's ok to argue with your boss come from?
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>>52195151
It's very grindy and repetitive m8
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>>52195151
Boris takes the hit up
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>>52195003
>chong
Is she a korean who turned into a blond from plastic surgery?
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very glad it's near exclusively anime retards to frequent this thread. it pretty much guarantees I'll never discover someone I know IRL here
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>>52194449
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>>52194984
>>52195104
can we only have ONE faggot azusa poster please, sort amongst yourselves who.
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As a ginger, am I allowed to use Tinder?
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>>52195195
Enjoy your tribunal m8
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>>52195149
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my new years resolution is to go on tinder 2bh
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>>52195130
I want to see your cute little face
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>>52195203
may as well give it a try though desu
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>>52195213
All me
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>>52195238
same here
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>>52195151
It is pay to win
And dem Ruskie devs does not put any love for Japanese planes.
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>>52195195
>yfw
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>>52195222
it'll be a pretty short tribunal if she's pulling shit like that haha
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>>52195249
>>52195174
i would but i don't want to be a meme

i've posted on /soc/ before, got 7/10 and 8/10 ratings. i'm no adonis
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My waifu.
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>>52195214
nah i got banned from it haha
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>>52195302
being a meme is fun
>>
>>52195222
you have to pay 500 quid for them now
>>
My waifu
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>>52195302
I'll be the judge of that, Sam the lad.

Show me your godforsaken profile
>>
Are the girls on tinder real?
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>>52195302

This is me btw
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>>52195195
Good lad, sack her.
>>
>>52195337
there's always financial assistance
>>
>>52195356
>>52195313
fuck off pedos
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My waifu
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>>52195361

f-fine
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>>52195195
Good lad. U cant let that kind of behaviour fly desu its absolutely not on imo
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>>52195356
>>52195313
Cartoons 2bh.
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>>52195213
>ONE
Okay
>>
got literally called a normie today on the train

didnt even know how to respond. was chatting to a girl from class when a manlet bumped into me. i said scuse me and he muttered normie under his breath

you think he posts here?
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>>52195389
梓は十七歳です
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>>52195389
>Birthday, November 11, 1992
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>>52195389

>pedos

fuck off yank
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>>52195401
I'd hit it.
>>
>>52195214
wait you need an fb account for this shit?
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>>52195433
you're still a pedo m80
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>>52195389
Yeah
Nah
Fuck off cunt
>>
>>52195485
>pedo
Fuck off yank
>>
she doesn't have an insta linked and only has one pic so I'm pretty sure she's a bot or catfish
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>>52195433
the joke here is this kid is an underage faggot.
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>>52195356
>Having an anglo wedding
>Not a Japanese wedding

You're a shit weaboo m8
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>>52195498
>>52195448
fuck off guardian readers
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>>52195499
>insta linked

they've changed it alot since I had to delete
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>>52195432
It is daijuebu. Not everybody can be a special ops counterterrorist plainclothes commando like moi.
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>>52195512
Well most weddings done here is anglo style since people are huge euro boos in japan.
>>
>>52195401
>le gigantism faec

At least you'll be 7'4 m8
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>>52195499
amazing post
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>>52195439
They don't have official birth years desu
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>>52195485
>pedo
>17

Did you forget where you are lad?
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the gf keeps told me to get into the christmas spirit and stop being grumpy

nearly glassed the cunt
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>Qt acquaintance who you've spoken to before declines your fb friend request

JUST

WHY
>>
literally what is wrong with causing economic upsets and political instability in foreign countries so we can pull ahead?
>>
who's the oldest virgin here?
>>
>>52195588
>3DPD
Not even once.
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>>52195582
just because she says she's 17 doesn't mean you don't want to fuck kids you nonce
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>>52195600
You a shit.
>>
>>52195606
its most likely not a very good idea
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>>52195606
Rasheed
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>>52195609
27 here
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>>52195609
You
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>>52195588
>nearly glassed the cunt

See this is the sort of response she's probably talking about.
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This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
>>
ass
tv
aloominum
math
awesome
dude
twatt (pronounced like watt)
faggot
bathroom
puked
erb
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>>52195609
I am pure for my waifu
>>
Anyone else been following the space voyage?

I have a question.

What would happen if earth received video footage of one/some of the men just committing cold-blooded murder at the space center?

What laws would they fall under?

Is it 'illegal'?

Would we send people up there to get them?
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>>52195609
I can say me because I know I will be forever
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Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
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>>52195588
good post
>>
>find music group that I find interesting and innovative
>follow them on twitter
>theyre fucking pretentious twats
damn it
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>>52194271
yeah I have, but not running 2400 metres in half an hour hahahaa

that's literally walking pace.
>>
>>52195609
I'm a 40 year old special ops... you know me. I'm hot stuff.
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>>52195606
because the west is evil and the cause of all the worlds problems
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>>52195485
Well your holy prophet did it with a girl half that age, so which is worse?
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>>52195588
>Tfw autistic
>Tfw shagged a fatty early last year when i just turned 19

Nigguh we made it.
>>
>>52195637 >>52195644
Ibrahims
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I saw Lisicki at a Blockbusters in Horsham yesterday. I told him how great it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on walking towards the camera last weekend, but I didn’t want to be a twat and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Gonnatellmehowyouwalknow? huh? huh?” and walking in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen freddos in his hands without paying.

The girl at the till was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mate, what the fuck do you think you're doing?.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the till.

When she took one of the freddos and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any meme 'interference',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each chocolate bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by DOING A POO really loudly.
>>
>>52195655

>erb

TRIGGERED
>>
i'm good at matching but shit at being smooth 2bh
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>>52195697
if i was a muslim why would i be criticising people for wanting to fuck kids?
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>>52194271
I threw up dancing to Psy and kpopz. One hour session.
>>
>>52195649
you're going in my flag folder la
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>>52195658
I think the laws of whicheveer country organized/launched the mission apply. Its similar with international flights.
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>>52195658
They will send space cops to investigate
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>>52194325
>>
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450149935095.webm

What the fuck mapleniggers?
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>>52195655
>erb

REEEEEEEEEEEE

You also forgot
>buoy pronounce as boo-ee
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>>52195742

reply: okay hi now fuck off, I want to be alone
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>Not long before Donald Trump canceled his trip to Israel on the 8th December, he appeared on the Morning Joe show. He was then seen to drop a series of 'truth bombs' on the audience as the hosts panicked and threatened to kick him of air.

>Amongst other shocking statements including 911 and Osama Bin Laden , the most shocking was when he said was he implied that Israel was funding ISIS


R E D P I L L E D
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>>52195742
>Girl initiates

You're literally an 8 i can tell. Im a 5 and only 3's and below initiate first.
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>>52195697
lol that was a subtle one, you cheeky little minx...

;) xxx
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>>52195742
>>
>>52195749
Because it is a religion of peace
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>>52195749
>17
>kid
Pick one, Yank.
>>
>>52195742
post their pictures lad

those ones are too small
>>
>>52195658

We'd leave the murderer up in space to orbit the Earth, like the evil space witch in Final Fantasy VIII desu
>>
Post according to ability, reply according to need desu
>>
>>52195788
a fucking leaf
>>
>>52195788
>caaahfee
>>
>>52195803
she's not 17, she just says she is so you can feel better about wanting to fuck her
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>>52195658
didnt you watch reddits favorite film "the martian"? it is explained
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>>52195803
>>
>>52195797
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>52195791
I think he's just seeing how far he can go desu
>>
another day another struggle
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>>52195749
>wanting to fuck
She's too pure for that desu, I just want to tenderly hug her iiphwyl
>>
>>52195791
A big fan of this trump lad desu
>>
An 8 year old boy was placed inside the spaceship by mistake and is now trapped in space with the monster. A spokesman said "this is the one thing we didn't want to happen".
>>
>>52195857

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>52195882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuc3faQAEs
>>
hu
>>
>>52195757
Is ecuador considered rare?
>>
>>52195791
I want Trump shitposting on leddit.
>>
>>52195888
you still want to abuse kids to be honest
>>
>Earlier today, 46-year-old Saudi millionaire and property tycoon, Ehsan Abdulaziz, was cleared of all charges of raping a girl aged 18. Remarkably, the defendant claimed he accidently fell and slipped; thereby unintentionally penetrating the young woman. Thus, DNA evidence by the prosecutor was rejected as merely “an accident”.
>>
>>52195912
>>
>>52195924
did one of them weird inward IH IH IH IH IH laughs at this
>>
>>52195742
>girls messaging you first
FONT
>>
>>52195791

not long now
>>
>>52195845
>fuck
I just want to cuddle desu lad.

>>52195857
Hello m'gentlesir.
>>
fuckin hell the Erbs i were growing in the garden died off
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>>52195888
next level autism.
>>
>>52195925
you've got bit of dirt on your flag mate
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>>52195046
>Having dog as waifu

Good thing you are not Korean at least, because then it would be seriously creepy.
>>
>>52195912
https://vine.co/v/eF6HAT2MPHe
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>>52195929
>implying he doesn't
>>
>>52195971
found the filthy cannabis junkie
>>
>>52195978
I live here, I aint from here senpai
>>
>>52195912
Lol mate that show was so good
>>
>>52195982
>dog
Can't danes tell the difference between wolves and doges?
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>>52195966
O for fucks sake
>>
>>52195967
see
>>52195940
>>
>>52196015
I want to believe. Post skin color and timestamp.
>>
>>52195971

You're not french, it's pronounced "herbs"
>>
>>52196026
just remember seeing the clip and had a laugh. what was the show again?
>>
>>52196060
>color

Fuck off yank
>>
>>52196045

>gif

fuck off
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>>52195948
In South Korea a few months ago a record producer fucked an underage girl and the judge cleared him of rape because he "loved" the girl.
>>
>>52195869
he released his medical (which puts him in excellent health) to the public.

one reason to do that in american politics: fear of being assassinated by the CIA.
>>
>>52195982
She is a wolf-girl, not a dog-girl.

>>52196056
Once again.
>17
>kid
Pick one, Yank.
>>
>>52196061
im american its pronounced erb and alooooominum
>>
>>52195975
>not wanting to tenderly hug a 10/10 qt
next level homosexuality.
>>
>>52196083
Sorry, I'm curry rapist. Surprise butthurt!
>>
>>52196072
Brass eye lad.
>>
>>52196072
brass arse
>>
>>52196120
16 is legal in my state tbf
>>
>>52196120
she's not 17, she just says she 17 and if you want to abuse her or someone who looks like her you want to abuse a child.
>>
>>52196135
>saggy tits
>>
>>52196122

"aloooooominum" I can accept, as that's what is was originally called until British scientists decided they didn't like it and changed it

"erbs", you need to get your tongue out of the frog's arse
>>
>>52194525
you had me cringing all the way
>>
hey lads good news, I went back go sleep after waking up at 4 am haha
>>
>>52196060
Ask me something only a brit would know.
>>
What do people mean when they say that "the day of the rope is coming"?
>>
>>52196193
good lad
>>
>>52196184
never knew that was the explanation desu.

guess i might have to start saying herb
>>
>>52195600
Aren't declines supposed to not tell to requester?
>>
>>52196211
I think it's a boating term, maybe something about choppy waters
>>
>>52196172
16 is legal in over 30 states, problem is they're all the unimportant ones nobody cares about. New York, California & Florida all have higher so that's what people think of.

Not that your age barriers make sense in general, do you really need to be 18 to vote but 21 to drink?
>>
Bought one of those tenga things and its nice but I last about 5 pumps haha
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>>52196182
>tits
only sluts have anything more than an A-cup tbqh
>>
>>52196206
Do you enjoy a nice poo?
>>
>>52196211
It means they're retarded.
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>>52196251
>not ZZZ cups
>>
hello you stupid mother fucking cucks
>>
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starting to see why everyone hates Azusa posters lmao.
>>
lads i'm trying to install a crack but my AVG says it's a trojan

the torrent has shit loads of seeders and comments so i assumed it would be fine?
>>
>>52196251
even australia thinks a cups are for pedos
>>
>>52196281

s'up you meme loving fuck
>>
>>52196235
Nope, if they decline you'll know because the 'Add Friend' button disappears from their profile.
>>
>>52196180
1) I don't want to abuse anyone.
2) She is 17, so it is fine.

>>52196172
Are your drinking laws the same across the USA?
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>>52196206
Explain what this means.
>>
>>52196248
I last 30 seconds by hand anyway, I don't think those toys will help me improve in any way
>>
MOVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>
New thread

>>52196278
>>52196278
>>52196278
>>
>>52196211
They're going to hang themselves.
>>
Why am I legally allowed to stick my willy in a 16 year old but not take a picture of her naked?
>>
>>52196268
A nice william pitt after my sunday roast, of course.
>>
>>52196319
MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR 3
>>
>>52196211

When the time comes, capitalists will sell us the rope we use to hang them with
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>>52196305
she would be 20 something now, but she is not real so whatever.
>>
New thread please lads
>>
The amount of greasy weeb in this thread is disheartening 2bh lads. Our grandfathers would be ashamed.
>>
>>52196283
Everyone hates Hampshire posters anyway.
>>
>>52196293
A fair few cracks register as trojans but aren't. 50/50 chance lad
>>
>>52196239
18 to go die for your country but still cant legally drink

dont understand it
>>
>>52196206
What does "got me minces on ya, laddy" mean?

>>52196268
Das racist, anon. I only used organic poo-grown e.coli in my masala sauce.
>>
>>52196327
Because you're not a yank.
>>
>>52196310
Made you look , fool. Sometimes you get a punch on the arm?
>>
>>52196293
Run it in a sandbox or guest account and see what it does.
>>
>>52196444
Something scottish?
>>
>>52196578
Wrong. You're a nigger, Tyrone.
>>
>>52196302
I thought that was only if you decline and block further requests (at least two options on how to decline)

kinda worse 2bh
>>
>>52196557
Careful, usersub has Star Wars spoilers!
>>
>>52196321
>>52196321
>>52196321
>>52196321
>>52196321
>>
>>52196622
Ah yes, I got my eyes on you?
>>
>>52196705
Was it that hard to google, niglet?
>>
Are the brits asleep? This thread dies without them.
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