Night edition
big wank on the house from me lads
>>52196278
gunna tell my chinese gf that i really want to give her love bites all over her body next time i see her because of this pic thanks
Azusa
My chinese internet gf says she's coming to study in the UK lads.
Mio
Has cuck really been unfiltered? What about desu senpai?
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter
HIGH
Jun desu
kyary being really fucking lewd lads
he's got the whole world in his pants
he's got the whole wide world in his pants
>>52196382
fuck her
>>52196331
Make sure to show her the picture so she's not confused.
>>52196310
>that
>something only a brit knows
>>52196356
1) I am not greasy, I just went for a swim.
2) All of my Grandfathers are either dead or I never met them, so that does not matter.
Desperately want to go to University and just start my social life on a clean slate
But at the same time, I doubt that my mates at Uni will ever be as great as the friends I currently have.
http://strawpoll.me/908536
important poll
doing a poo
Time for some comfy flubromazepam
>>52196420
what a massive whore
>>52196420
Not lewd enough, unfortunately
>>52196449
it is though.
>tfw no cute jewess gf
Muslim gf is doing my nut in lads.
>>52196466
>has a social life
>still not happy
FUCKFUCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUOFO
hypothetically, if a war broke out and conscription was introduced for all 18-30 year olds, what would the backlash be?
Lads what do you think of the new meme the frogs made?
>>52196477
thinkin of you
>>52196495
Jews truly are the superior race
>>52196505
having a shite social life is worse than not having one at all 2bh
>>52196494
it's not though
>>52196493
>>52196480
delete both of these
>>52196506
It's against people's human rights to make them fight,
>>52196506
half of thay age bracket wouldn't be of a sound enough fitness and/or mind to fight 2bh
>>52196506
Huge.
doing another oxy as i dont believe in addiction
>>52196479
how much?
>>52196506
poncy tory cunts voting hippe corbyn
maisie
>>52196506
I just think nobody would do anything ad they would struggle to actually get people to enlist.
>>52196466
>I maintain relationships with other human beings
>>52196506
Fucking hell a conscription of 18-30s would be a disaster. Half of them would decline on limp-wristed grounds. The other half would be ruled unfit. You'd have to include the women as well because of equality.
Jesus CHRIST
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_20.02_[2015.04.01_11.52.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/udM6G56.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_20.02_[2015.04.01_11.52.54].png")
Hampshire consistently posts the best pictures and gimmicks in /brit/ desu, and has done for a long time. people need to appreciate the long term effort put into making /brit/ a better place for everyone.
>>52196539
but you just said you have great friends
>2015
>BEING
>EVIL
>>52196597
am not that guy m8
>>52196506
No one on here would qualify desu.
With the Autism and Obesity that this board attracts.
>>52196541
protip- it's not the banter hand you're probably thinking of. banter hand is raised up.
>>52196506
in such a scenario there wouldn't be backlash. you die in a prison or die on the front.
>>52196607
you are just off your meds mate
The amount of greasy weeb in this thread is disheartening 2bh lads. Our grandfathers would be ashamed.
>>52196586
based finland
>>52196564
Just 8 for now
>>52196623
Quality film desu
Any /musicians/ here?
Do you ever get a bout of melancholy after a performance?
I don't know why but when the mass doesn't go perfectly I just get depressed for a week until I get over it.
>>52196586
Cant spot Estonians, Finnics make best warriors
>>52196278
>Chinese
>Not chinese cartoons
You goofed.
>>52196506
Conscription would never be introduced unless they were extremely desperate
conscripts make for terrible soldiers.
>>52196625
yeah, I assume you mean the circle game that's played everywhere
fucking hell my head's vibrating again
>>52196660
how someone so close to russia also be so first world
no sense to it
>>52196591
>spend your 20's trying not to be a fat sissy melt
>get told by the government you have to go to a war zone and get shot
hahaha imagine the guys left in the homeland
>tfw no Allie gf
>>52196493
Just google her JAV clone. She does the nakadashi.
>>52196655
checked
>>52196586
>usa that low
surprising desu
>>52196679
.......oh.
AND ANGRIER
Muslim gf has invited me round for Sunday dinner with her family lads, first time I'm meeting them.
Sounds like it's gonna be a right laugh because she said he 4 brothers and 6 cousins will be there and there is something really important they need to show me.
just been conscripted lads, shit
>>52196655
DUBDUBS SPEAKS TRUTH
>>52196669
You're depressed because it's over.
>>52196749
Rip
>>52196749
>4 brothers
why do Muslims breed like rats?
>>52196749
Enjoy being forced to convert.
Why do black people make such good music lads?
How do I become black?
>>52196673
This is my waifu from my favourite Chinese cartoon
>>52196749
they're willies
>>52196782
*revert
>>52196732
how?
their military is more than capable
they don't have any neighbouring territorial conflicts
and their population have been bought out with all sorts of prizes of their economic supremacy
DAE LOVE AZUSA? i sure do! and not in a creepy way, but in a motivation for personal betterment way!
>>52196749
you're going to end up like tommy in goodfellas tbH
tfw your auntie calls you handsome
>>52196785
>They are willys
Are u stupid mate?
my circadian rhythms are all screwed up
>>52196778
Why do you respond to ridiculous posts in a literal fashion
>>52196778
I'm a non-Muslim and I have 4 brothers. I have 8 siblings in total desu.
>>52196770
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
>>52196832
apparently so
>>52196782
>Not converting for a qt traditional, loyal gf
>>52196727
>her JAV clone
Who?
>nakadashi.
What's this? I can't read moonrunes
wish we had a big unifying existential threat to rally against as a country like we had with the nazis lads
>>52196784
She's old enougn to be my mom, motherfugger. Mohammad snackbar!
>>52196887
trump
>>52196810
Me desu except it doesn't work because I remember she will never exist and then all my motivation dies
>>52196887
Germany is at it again with Merkelreich
>>52196887
Daesh isn't bad enough?
rina
[FEDORA TRIGGER WARNING]
playing pokemon lads
>>52196887
White population decline is as much a danger as the Nazis 2bh
getting late lads, what is your favourite chill nightime song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo
this is mine :^)
>>52196841
Gotta get dem child bennies
>>52196887
Who would be the threat in your hypothetical?
Muslims reproduce less when allowed to migrant into more developed countries
>>52196783
>Why do black people make such good music lads?
they really don't
>>52196911
no one is unified against that, we're not even fighting them properly and they've got sympathisers on national telly telling us it's our fault
>>52196887
we do you fucking mong, pakis. but things are way to kuked for that to happen
>>52196907
Do u mind if i save this?
>>52196887
We need hostile aliens to come and unify our planet desu
>beat them
>take their technology
>conquer the stars
>>52196935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4
wonder if we'll have a month long freeze ever again
seems like we haven't had a proper snow in ages
>>52196964
>wanking to pictures of my mates long term GF on facebook
>gob in my hand and use it as lube
>find a pornstar who looks remotely like mates gf
>wank to both pictures at the same time
>cum in a towel
>dick all slippy and smells of my dinner
>realise what I was wanking to
>absolutely disgusted with myself
/blog
>>52196964
>implying lefties wouldn't be alien sympathisers
>>52196964
>Beat them
If they made it here they'd wipe us out
>>52196907
thats just being a lazy cunt with no real problems or aspirations.
Fuck me lads lightning strike sounded pretty close desu
>>52196935
good night album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkAb_l8S4Ug
>>52196956
we'd have sympathisers if the nazis came again, corbyn would probably be the next Chamberlain
Fuck lads I cooked the salt package with the ramen lmao
>>52196963
Yes desu you'll have to pay royalties first
>>52196911
>Daesh
lads if someone adds me on whatsapp can that person look at my contacts? or do they see your phone#
GET
FUCKED
WAYNE
thighs
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>>52196887
the aliens, man
human solidarity like when
>>52197002
but what about our courage and resourcefulness
we always win in the films you tit
>>52196991
did that lad's willy just fall off? rofl
>>52196939
Nah, you don't get enough money for it to be worth it. It is only £30 a week per child which is what you need to feed, clothe and provide shelter/heat for them. My family is just huge and we have lots of kids. My grandparents on either side (Mum's and Dad's parents) had 8 and 7 kids respectively between them.
>>52196964
imagine if the human race was the most proficient fighting race known in the galaxy
like even a limp wrist could take down hundreds of the enemy aliens. youd feel like a king
call them daesh, it will hurt their feelings
All memes aside lads, I would honestly convert to Islam if it was 100% certain I was going to get a qt wife.
I'd then use it as a platform to try and root out extremism and promote secularism like Majid Nawaz. And literally no one could call me racist.
>>52196278
I know she's kind of gross and I even had a shitty experience fucking a Chinese woman. But I'd still do her.
>>52196952
Its better than US white redneck music desu.
>>52197002
>If they made it here they'd wipe us out
You underestimate yourself
>>52197013
that and the crippling depression ye
>>52197028
nah
they can see your phone number though because that's what you use to add people
>>52197025
Oh
I dont have any money im a neet. Might just put my own one together then
>>52196964
>aliens just glass the planet from high orbit or introduce a bioweapon to wipe out all life in order for them to harvest it.
>>52197075
majid and assad are literally the only muslims i actually like on the planet.
>>52196964
All we need is for more political leaders to rise up so they're each in charge of territories too small to really influence neighbours on their own
That's how cooperation will come about
>>52196992
Stop the War would blame western imperialism
>>52196877
Rika Shimazaki or something
>>52197075
Same tbqh.
>>52197081
>I even had a shitty experience
Go on, what happened?
>>52197089
which comes from idleness.
>>52196806
I just see them as overpatriotic gunbearing retards that would jump for war at any time
unexplored lands still exist lads
>>52197093
don't worry la, here have the full size version
https://jii.moe/Nk_rAYFSx.png
>>52197075
From what I hear if you tell a paki girl you'll convert for her she'll instantly fall in love with you.
>>52197180
where can i find a girl like saoirse in kamchatka?
>>52197191
I've never actually met a Pakistani.
>>52197181
Aww thanks lad
*kisses you on the cheek*
>>52197212
I'm sure there is boar in there somewhere
>>52197180
Not really that unexplored tbqh lad
>>52197243
well fuck hahahahahahahahaha
might do a suicide
>>52197243
not me, I keep my nails trimmed.
>>52197180
There's literally cities there lad
>>52196991
>realise what I was wanking to
>absolutely disgusted with myself
is this normal?, it often happens to me
>>52196818
I had an aunt who squeezed my head on her teats. And also a rori aunt who was tsuntsun, but she grew up.
>>52197274
>legos
Fuck off yank
>>52197180
>The Kamchatka Peninsula, the Commander Islands, and Karaginsky Island constitute the Kamchatka Krai of the Russian Federation. The vast majority of the 322,079 inhabitants are ethnic Russians, but there are also about 13,000 Koryaks (2014).
Think it's already been discovered la
what should i wank to
>>52197180
>setting up a cozy little village on that little green pasture next to the sea on the left
if it wasn't for the desolace and the bears it would be perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JUFg2gAIw
>>52197243
what did she mean by this
need a kiss
>>52197180
yea like 80% of our country here
>>52197243
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UPDATE: The qt I sent a friend request to has just accepted it
Get in there lads! Slags for all
>>52197243
kek
Spot of bother lads.
I only have 2 weeks off from work(marine biologist, love my job), so all of my friends are dissapointed with the amount of time I have promised to spend with them. They're getting jealous and fighting each other. What do I do?
>>52196382
>chinese internet gf
sad cunt
>>52197337
>tfw don't want a slag
>>52197348
i have that problem, so i usually watch anime alone instead.
Whatever happened to that plan /pol/ had of setting up a whites only independent microstate in Namibia?
>>52197320
nothing
nice guys think holding doors are the way to get in a girl's pants. they would never touch her leg
it's a little bit funny
this feeling inside
i'm not one of those who can
easily hide
>>52197337
corr blimey what a fuckin slapper!
>>52197412
why dont you ask them
>>52197299
it's huge tho lad
>>52197412
It failed because it was retarded.
>girl asks me my height
>tell her, ask her what's hers
>she tells me
>tell her I'm almost a foot taller, joke she'll need stilts
>says "don't worry, my ex was very tall as well, I'm used to it"
>bringing up her ex
What the fuck lads? Feel actually quite turned off now
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450221727830.webm
Never forget
>>52197374
>tfw no gf who wants to stay in and shitpost with you
>>52197348
>all of my friends
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>>52197348
Stop being gay, or rape them while eating a good hot curry.
>>52197422
>internet gf
>internet
>>>gf
>>>>>>>g
>>52197320
that its gross, clammy and inhuman I imagine
>>52197447
backhand the cunt
>>52197455
is that the lesbian from doctor who
>>52197447
disgusting, drop that bitch
>>52197455
She doesn't actually laugh like that.
>>52197412
They realised they were all obese non-whites with no money and the plans fell apart
>>52197465
thanks for the (you)
thought it was low quality bait so i just got rid of it, but there is always one i guess.
>>52197447
I would take being compared to an ex as a good sign tbqh
>>52197409
Hahaha, I don't want to be alone, I love my friends and they love me! It's just hard to have meaningful time with ^wards of 50 people and still have time to spend with my family. =
>>52197447
i wouldn't see that as a bad thing desu
My is everyone memeing this Brit in space?
Yanks were putting people in space half a century ago.
>>52197422
>GET REKT FOR NORMIE.
Noice.
foot hurts :-(
just gonna nip to the gf shop, anyone need anything?
Here's the message
Actually feel like ignoring her now don't know why, as it's really not that big of a deal?
>>52197572
if you're a grill i'll massage it and suck your toes
3rd time i've seen a brit say quid in here
honestly thought it was only an american expression until recently. is it like how "ass" is becoming popular in the UK as well?
>>52197581
cornetto
>>52197581
a nip lad
>>52197581
1 anime gf
>>52197556
what else do british people have to celebrate?
>>52197586
nah it means she wants your willy
>>52197586
she seems pretty into you lad
>>52197601
enjoying this gimmick's development
>>52197153
Nothing especially bad happened; she just gave it a really lackluster effort. She wasn't really any good at blowjobs, she relied too much on ball licking and even then she wasn't real great at that, either. Then when we swapped positions and she got on top, she was really lazy and did a pretty slapdash job at rooting, too. I had to do pretty much everything myself and I've been kind of turned off from Asian women in general, especially Chinese women ever since.
>>52196278
I am an Australian poster, I'm an expert in close combat. I am physically and mentally tough, compassionate and courage. I lead by example, I strive to take the initiative. I am committed to learning and working for the team. I believe in trust, loyalty and respect, for my country, my mates and the baronies. The rising sun is my badge of honour. I am an Australian poster, always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXTIuYzVfQ
>>52197572
If you're a guy I'll massage it and suck your toes
>Increased surveillance in Britain, along with the reduction of access to justice, have contributed to one of the worst assaults on human rights in Europe since the fall of the Berlin Wall, according to a damning assessment by Amnesty International.
They've made us like like right mugs lads aha
>>52197669
why are you so special? there's another one 2 seconds before you.
here comes my baby
here she comes now
and it comes as no surprise to me
with another guy
>>52197669
>I am an Australian poster, I'm an expert in close combat. I am physically and mentally tough, compassionate and courage. I lead by example, I strive to take the initiative. I am committed to learning and working for the team. I believe in trust, loyalty and respect, for my country, my mates and the baronies. The rising sun is my badge of honour. I am an Australian poster, always.
That was gay and you didn't delete it quick enough.
Britain IS relevant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f215_AM5d8s
>>52197515
There's a reason you've never been intimate with a girl.
>cuddled with a girl this weekend
>hung out multiple times since then
>Neither of us has brought it up
what the fuck does it mean? I would have tried it again, but the times we've hung out I wasn't able to
>>52197683
on the cross
>>52197718
but that's where youre wrong
>>52197723
get alone with her
>>52197708
Why would I delete such a beautiful shitpost
>>52197694
Why can't we have a Berlin wall with Europe? Fucking Cameron can't even compete with the Warsaw pact properly.
>>52197756
>implying I'm wrong
>>52197656
She's fit as fuck, so I even "super liked" her on tinder weeks ago, matched yesterday in the end and told me she was going to delete her tinder "until she saw me", so she gave me her number and we've been talking on whatsapp since
So I guess she is, but that has now completely turned me off :-|
>>52197715
Do some people really think that we control America and not the other way around?
>>52197694
luckily I'm the kind of person who will just go along with the police state and be fine with it haha, can't thought crime when you only leave the house for work and cheap booze haha
>>52197767
The post went light and there was an icon saying it had been deleted. I don't know what's going on now.
>>52197756
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>>52197715
We can into relevancy!
>>52197679
Sam's curtains hairstyle really doesn't suit him desu
His long, barbarian warrior hair is dreamy
>>52197792
retard
>>52197820
hello, reddit
you're now remembering the pleasure face that qt made when you first slid inside her.
>>52197792
she was trying to let you know she doesn't care about your height, go for it lad
>>52197853
Fuck off Yank.
whats david phyall been up to? bloke lost his fuckin head when he heard about getting evicted didnt he
>>52197792
>>52197804
>>52197861
>>52197866
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>>52197820
>tips brodora
famous reddit meme
>>52197861
>first slid inside her
>implying I was sober enough for that to form memories
Only way I know for sure we had sex was the hour we spent the next day in the GUM clinic waiting for the morning after pill.
>>52197861
this one?
me on the left
>>52197800
Mostly Americans who don't want to admit their government does terrible things in the name of FREEDOM
>>52197800
literally no one thinks that
