haruhi edition lads :)
lads
yui
nonces out
great thread
I like jun
things are going just as they should, knock on wood
>>52194080
wait is this really that russian lad?
all of ur mums
even yours.
>anime editions
stop this
LEL
second for England james!
Inshallah lads, the kufir will burn on the hills of Dabiq.
Takbir!
>>52194103
Anime is cool though
Azusa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05CXNbHu255
>>52194116
Ultimate fucking championship
>>52194106
lol nvm
if you we're attractive this would've worked in a second
you're clearly not very handsome
really want a ladyboy in my mouth
Went out for a few pints lads, then went McDonalds.
Feeling a bit tipsy desu.
Caroline
>have a wank in the bath
>sister shouts "don't drain the water I'll jump in next"
>>52194106
M8 you will sink or swim on this next comment.
>>52194106
keep it going lad
>>52194157
>Tfw 4ever a solid 5
night lads
>>52194168
wew
>>52194106
Wow, she seems pretty autistic
is it worth me bothering with tinder if I'm objectively a 9/10? isn't it just working class rubbish and desperate slags on there? like this >>52194106
does being vegetarian cause mental health problems? in famines people suffer brain damage due to malnutrition.
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/676073582800318464
>>52194168
>the trials and tribulations of poleaboo
>>52194159
Lol she'd have to be really little to fit in your mouth
>>52194168
>Sharing bathwater
Wtf mate
Anybody else shocked at how hard it is to wank in the shower btw?
In my head it just flies off but in reality it gets stuck everywhere, it's afwul
Good morning fellow anons
>>52194157
She righted him m8 she must think he's a little cute.
>>52194168
>don't drain the water
Is it still the 1950s in your house?
engaged woman tried to kiss me on the work christmas party lads
>>52194106
just tell her not to worry about that
picture of my new cat
she is called Kyary
>>52194190
night senpai
>>52194218
what city are you from?my good man
>>52194202
It's always worth it if you get the booty mang
>>52194106
what a spastic
Lads, has anybody here ever had to run for so long that they actually threw up?
I had to run over 1.5 miles in under 30 minutes with a heavy backpack because I had gone to the wrong location for an important event. When I got to where I needed to be, just in the nick of time, I went to the bathroom and just vomited roast chicken and coleslaw everywhere because it had taken such a toll on my body.
My stamina is awful.
>>52194203
>18. He/Him. Intersectional Eco-Feminist and extremely pissed off vegan
>>52194240
Hyogo prefecture
you?
i thought shaving your pubes was meant to make your cock look bigger
mine looks even smaller now, in fact it fucking looks feminine
fuck's sakes lads i didn't want to become a trap, i just wanted a bigger willy
>>52194168
>sharing bathwater
what the fuck
>>52194231
she's very eco-friendly
>>52194218
Good morning. I like you lot since you spanked SA in the world cup. Top draw stuff 2bh
>>52194139
How long did it take you to realise?
>>52194168
Congratulations on the little one!!
>>52194283
you didn't shave it all off did you? fucking twat
>>52194271
jesus christ how fucking fat are you
HERE I GO
maisie
>>52194212
i mean her throbbing cock 2bh
>>52194283
You're supposed to trim your pubes not shave them off
can someone perhaps say in what part of the UK would I be likely to meet such a girl?
looking forward to eventually perhaps kissing a girl
>>52194271
>I had to run over 1.5 miles in under 30 minutes with a heavy backpack
You could walk that
>>52194276
liverpool
>>52194291
Finish
doing a wank in the shower
>>52194215
Too much noise from the water for me. Once i was wanking in the shower and it had been like 30 minutes and i still didnt cum and i was getting frustrated but i didnt wanna stop wanking because i already invested so much time into the wank so i kept going and eventually came but my penis was really sore after
>>52194325
autistic reply incoming
>>52194313
whatever, hair grows back
>>52194325
yesss
>>52194271
>I had to run over 1.5 miles in under 30 minutes
and? I do double that every morning
>>52194325
Not bad desu
>>52194325
oh shit sahn
>>52194298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b37QILcSnG
might off myself now tbqh
>>52194343
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>52194276
want me to come visit you lad?
>>52194325
strong spaghetti
>it just takes some time
>everything everything will be just fine
:(
>>52194325
GOOD LUCK LAD
>>52194325
>>52194325
fucking horrible
>>52194325
oh god
>>52194325
not funny
>>52194325
Smooth 2bh
>>52194271
That is a brisk walk m8
>>52194397
old cunt detected
do you even new music
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
Post a cute pic of your waifu lads, I'll start. As you can see the picture is very cute :).
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying:
>>52194292
Thanks lad. Never knew we were going to win that one desu. Sucks we weren't able to go to the final stages, but I am anticipated for the next one that would be held in Japan. Definitely going to go see the matches live.
>>52194352
nice cozy place
>>52194383
sure thing anytime
just bought a oneplus one lads
>>52194376
At least you're not Welsh
>>52194106
spackers not realising she is closing this shit down as she is not impressed
>>52194397
chin up m8
>>52194325
how horrifying
>>52194325
heh this is getting good
>>52194449
>>52194451
#Don'tShoot
>>52194449
3D> all
>>52194460
outdated desu
Poleaboo failed his driving test 35/50
His dad was pissed
He'soing to download a theory test app, hopefully they'll be current questions unlike those online tests he was doing
>>52194449
>>52192753
https://clyp.it/tzioegjj
Had a go on my keyboard doing the same lad. Catchy song desu
Flew too close to the sun
oof
>>52194449
>>52194514
how so, it has good specs compared to other new phones
what's your favourite anime lads
pic related, it's mine
>>52194516
poleaboos dad must think he's the biggest disappointment in a son ever
>>52194525
#BTFO
>>52194516
the theory? Lol
If you're thick enough to pass the driving theory you shouldn't be given a 2nd chance ngl
>>52194525
eh, not your fault lad. she's an autist.
>>52194525
Oof, nothing ventured nothing gained.
>>52194516
>pissed
It's pissed off not pissed you yank cunt.
Btw I failed my theory like 5 times until I went on the theory website, looked at the practise questions there, and they turned out to all be in the test so do those m8
anyone here lived with a gay guy before?
my new housemate is bent and im scared he's going to stroke my hair and bum me while i sleep
>>52194525
oh my god yes. lad shes wants it
>>52194491
he said Waifu not Husbando lad.
got a literal 4/10 who is obsessed with me lads
everybody at work keeps making jokes that's she's my gf
havent had a lay since september and she is a markable downgrade from that occasion
Im concerned banging her would encourage her stalking
im not that desperate for a lay but it is literally on a plate
might just off myself
>>52194512
hog
>>52194525
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh fuck
ya really blew it there to be quite honest with you lad
>>52194512
3D
>>52194555
Corey in the House
>>52194525
she's still replying
she's deperate
no chad wants her autistic arse
you're in m8
if you don't fuck her brains out reply to this post because you'll be in all night
>>52194610
Gay housemates are basically housewives you don't have to have sex with. Good work lad.
>>52194555
>>>/reddit/
>>52194525
excellent work mate
>>52194579
no hes just a weapon and she didnt want to lead him on
would laff a lot if someone said this to me in a bad way
>>52194449
>>52194600
>gif
fuck off
>>52194623
FUCK OFF JUN YOU SHIT
>>52194525
Better response than I expected tbqh
She's playing hard to get, this can be recovered IF you're interested in pursuing it to that extent. I probably wouldn't bother though, she's fucking around.
>>52194461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1csjEB56bIF
>>52194512
Pig disgusting
please stop encouraging him it hurts to watch
>>52194693
alri rob brydon haha
Wasn't all bad lads. Got a number be4
TOUCH ME I'M SICK
DRAG
MY
TONGUE ACROSS THE SAND
SO HAPPY JUST TO CRAWL ACROSS THE GROUND
>>52194628
why
dunno if i should get an iphone 6s or wait for the 7 2bh lads
Why did I have to be born in the northwest? And instead of the one decent bit, Cumbria, why did I have to be born in Lancashire? Why did I have to be born in the grimmest, most dismal shithole in the whole of England? Why couldn't I be born in the south? Looking at it in Google Street View, I weep. Just compare anywhere southern to somewhere in Salford, for example. The north has no semblance of a developed country.
>>52194525
keep going lad!
really hate 3DPD
>>52194725
What app is this, I want to know.
>>52194725
>twins
DO IT NIKKA
on my bucket list senpai
>>52194725
post her pic
>>52194739
i need to know to
Fucking hell shes only gone and unmatched me
>thinking your smooth by texting a girl
fucking batty bois, you'd piss yourselves if you had to chat to a girl face to face.
>>52194525
You can do better m8
Im sure there's some bird who will love you for your mint /brit/ memes and autism
whatever the outcome is on the yank election day, the memes will be glorious.
watching people cry in court rooms is hard. Even though I know he's a piece of shit and he deserves it, watching somebody's life get taken from them is tough
>>52194693
I literally laughed from start to finish.
At least you're not Cornish
>>52194778
not real
it was her gimmick.
>>52194784
literally find it easier to talk in person than text m8
Thinking about a cute girl who once rested her head on my shoulder desu
>>52194775
tinder
>>52194739
>apple
>>52194739
>buying a iphone
>>52194778
You have autismal lack of awareness mate.
That is clearly a joke about her being next to an ape in her photo. THey are joking about that being the persons number she is giving out. Her twin is an ape
>>52194717
Don't know why we pick on the Welsh 2bh lads, they're probs our greatest allies atm. Always so friendly.
free will is an illusion
>>52194635
where is her eye
what shitty animation
>>52194786
>finding this fascinating
are you 14?
>>52194786
there is literally no way that hillary clinton will not win the election
>>52194739
>having a phone
>owning the electric jew
>letting the government track your every move
>>52194838
>gif
fuck off yank
>>52194816
I'm thinking about a time I rested my head in a girl's lap. It was last Saturday and I may get the change again this week :3
>>52194449
>>52194807
>>52194850
Well that sucks
wish i was born Mongolian desu lads :^(
I was thinking of doing a tinder but if I get no matches it will push me over the edge and I will do a suicide
>>52194865
only if your definition is redundant
I actually wrote a treatise on this
>DOG VIOLINIST: if the conductor doesnt throw that stick im gonna lose my fuckin mind
haha lads x
>>52194449
>gay-on
>>52194901
thats why waifu you nip cunt
>>52194900
Good luck lad. Hope u get to play with her fanny
>>52194778
>>52194869
pleb.
>>52194901
the fuck is that.
>>52194850
Was he texting the ape all along then?
>>52194910
So win win?
Just got back from swimming for an hour lads, there were only 3 people there.
>>52194959
>gif
fuck off
>>52194949
>why
my
>>52194912
your definition being what
>>52194043
>Kyoanus again
God shave the queenie from shit taste.
>>52194912
really? i am just shitposting desu but at the same time i don't see how it can exist
tinder is alri lads
Getting pretty dark early now desu
>>52194969
>hair not covering it
>shadow makes eye invisible
seriously m8 just
rina
>>52194959
>over 3MB
Did Hiroshima increase our filesize without telling anyone?
>>52194984
just like in my homosexual animes
>>52195003
>Chong
Go for the Asian bird la
>>52195003
normie cunt
>>52194949
Absolutely not, that is mine.
>>52194969
my waifu
>having an underage girl as a waifu
>>52195003
post chong
>install tinder
>get a match
>uninstall
>turn off phone
>>52194132
Should have posted with TRIGGER.
>>52195003
lol Chong
>>52195003
I'd give Chong my dong if you know what I mean
>>52195003
So you catfish, yeh?
are you allowed to use tinder if you don't want to have sex
>>52195003
>those dps
do girls honestly think they look better if the picture is tilted
>>52194449
My favourite pic desu
Gonna make a tinder just to see how easy it is
>>52195088
no the police will come and arrest u
>>52194994
as in necessarily alongside everything else
>>52195085
no funnily enough
i swipe right constantly and have had the app for over a year, plus i travel between cities decently.
>>52195003
>Chong
> Blonde, Aryan
definitely not a bot.
>>52195043
>>r9k
Are you allowed to use tinder if you are an autistic manlet?
Downloading War Thunder desu
>>52195130
post a pic of ur profile pretty boy
>One of my staff is saying it's not her fault she missed work because no one showed her where the rota is
>Been at the company 3 months
>Talks back at me and argues
Literally gonna fire her aha, where did this culture of thinking it's ok to argue with your boss come from?
>>52195151
It's very grindy and repetitive m8
>>52195151
Boris takes the hit up
>>52195003
>chong
Is she a korean who turned into a blond from plastic surgery?
very glad it's near exclusively anime retards to frequent this thread. it pretty much guarantees I'll never discover someone I know IRL here
>>52194449
>>52194984
>>52195104
can we only have ONE faggot azusa poster please, sort amongst yourselves who.
As a ginger, am I allowed to use Tinder?
>>52195195
Enjoy your tribunal m8
>>52195149
my new years resolution is to go on tinder 2bh
>>52195130
I want to see your cute little face
>>52195203
may as well give it a try though desu
>>52195213
All me
>>52195238
same here
>>52195151
It is pay to win
And dem Ruskie devs does not put any love for Japanese planes.
>>52195195
>yfw
>>52195222
it'll be a pretty short tribunal if she's pulling shit like that haha
>>52195249
>>52195174
i would but i don't want to be a meme
i've posted on /soc/ before, got 7/10 and 8/10 ratings. i'm no adonis
My waifu.
>>52195214
nah i got banned from it haha
>>52195302
being a meme is fun
>>52195222
you have to pay 500 quid for them now
My waifu
>>52195302
I'll be the judge of that, Sam the lad.
Show me your godforsaken profile
Are the girls on tinder real?
>>52195302
This is me btw
>>52195195
Good lad, sack her.
>>52195337
there's always financial assistance
>>52195356
>>52195313
fuck off pedos
My waifu
>>52195361
f-fine
>>52195195
Good lad. U cant let that kind of behaviour fly desu its absolutely not on imo
>>52195356
>>52195313
Cartoons 2bh.
>>52195213
>ONE
Okay
got literally called a normie today on the train
didnt even know how to respond. was chatting to a girl from class when a manlet bumped into me. i said scuse me and he muttered normie under his breath
you think he posts here?
>>52195389
梓は十七歳です
>>52195389
>Birthday, November 11, 1992
>>52195389
>pedos
fuck off yank
>>52195401
I'd hit it.
