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梓と準 Edition
>>52191032
VERY good edition
Tfw no Kyary lads
first 4 bane
H-here I go
fixing to contract my anus for the purpose of launching a missile or two of compacted waste into the same deployment pool
This thread is already gay to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxsS_-LTe0
>>52191110
good luck
>>52191100
big guy
>>52191098
tfw no sershie x
>>52191110
You fucked it up already, might as well be a twat to get mad reddit karma
>>52191032
stop making threads while im posting you fucking piece of shit
i will fucking end you the next time I post after a thread is made
>>52191110
BACK OF THE NET
you're in
Watching TV is likely putting black paint over your 3rd eye
>>52191118
Females do not poo
>>52191158
Fuck off yank
You can tell she's a slut
>>52191141
You're already gay to be honest
>>52191183
hahahahaha EBIN meme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off reddit
>>52191110
M8 it's hu lad.
Crack at. Just be nice and not the sperg you are in real life, you'll do okies
>>52191183
need muslamic insurgents OUT of my personal data now
>>52191194
literally how? are you psychic?
>>52191148
How was you day at work senpai?
really want to get into offal. seems like its well cheap and tasty as fuck if cooked properly
raped a poor woman in an alley today lads
told her it was bantre haha
Russia charges around £50 million per person to launch on Soyuz, including training.
applying for new jobs lads
>>52191162
is that a comdom
Conviced there's a conspricy out to get me by not giving me (you)s
want to eat and smell joy's kimchi-hole
>>52191269
depressing, took 0 calls again and sat there doing nothing for 9 hours. Tried to read a book but I'm not into reading, not sure what I'm gonna do tomorrow. What can you do when you can't use your phone or listen to music? there's only so many things you can talk to with a random person next to you
>>52191304
>bantre
Did you say it in a French accent?
how do I interact with people at work, I can start talking to them but then they start talking about football and their lasses and I just sit there haha
>>52191348
how do you know its smelly?
>>52191320
think i got that much lying around in my room might have a look later
>>52191304
Hope you aren't trying as hard as it seems you are bruv.
Dont really understand this Luther meme
although Im paying very little attention
Same x
>>52191324
Good lad
thinking of bussin' a nut while she keep suckin'
thoughts?
>>52191253
Yes. It's my special power.
>>52191385
she's korean
love it when you're talking to a bird and you can tell she's literally soaking just looking at you
>>52191357
Think of every inflammatory topic you can and then force that conversation, if you offend them too much you'll lose the job so it won't matter anyway
>>52191415
and?
>>52191385
she does kimchi farts
>>52191377
Watch football
>>52191385
all that dancing and whatnot lad
probably doesnt have time to shower so often either with her schedule
maisie
some fucking pakistani is occupying my bathroom
>>52191438
yeah but it bores me and they don't just go "did you see the game" they discuss players and shit and end up talking about fifa, who plays games like fifa at working age haha
Already 6 AM here, gonna sleep mates
Wish me luck for my quest to the subconscious mind. My waifu is waiting for my return.
>>52191512
call the bomb squad
>>52191357
You have a computer right? Maybe try writing but you probably won't like doing that in public if you are like me. Maybe programming?
Really hate it when I have nothing to do at work, just makes me bored and more self conscious
>>52191520
I hope you don't wake up
If I went to the club in bongland could I pick up slags with my american accent?
>those spackers still posting in the old thread
http://strawpoll.me/6277592
Which team would win the league cup ?
>>52191428
Nah, I still want a job it's just depressing me further
>>52191555
No lol, I only have access to the phone right now and even when we do have computer access every website is banned and they wouldn't let you program anyway. Thanks for trying to think of something though. I'm out of ideas and I'm not sure what I will do.
>>52191577
all me
>>52191520
night haha
>>52191514
haha, oh that's pretty bad.
Maybe just watch MOTD or something? Get all the round up with pundit comments.
>>52191508
1,2
>>52191603
what
you're just a king when you roll through barnett
>>52191435
Raina's kimchi farts......
>>52191508
nice breasts
>>52191603
ya blew it
>>52191629
Maybe it'll turn out he has the same views as you and you'll laugh at lefties
>>52191603
you go back to a level you nonce
>>52191603
Ask her if she's a large-bone examiner.
Lads do any of you know where i can get ableton live 9 for free?
never usually have problems finding software online but i can't seem to find anything that's not a virus
>>52191603
Oh dude you blew it already.
>>52191662
>>52191687
think shes a physics student and thats the only thing i remember about physics
>try to avoid sugar when dieting
>Keep it up for a few months
>dark chocolate is now delicious, never want sugar in tea/coffee, sweets & fizzy drinks are sickly
It's goat lads, been at least a year now. Come on and join the master race.
meeting up with the disabled gf tomorrow morning for some christmas shopping
>>52191629
Can you draw at all? Might be fun to learn even if you can't
>>52191651
haha thanks lad, I'll force myself to watch it while playing mmos.
>>52191603
JANNY
Parents are flirting again lads
This is definitely fucking me up
>>52191514
my last workplace had an xbox with fifa
>>52191711
just buy it you cheap cunt
>>52191711
https://ukpirate.org/s/?q=ableton+live+9.5
>>52191774
isn't it actually healthier tho
>>52191755
You should play your mmos with me you sperg
>>52191721
and this is certain to get her wet downstairs lad
>>52191603
>19 minute response time
>perfect witty response
Wow you're pretty good at this!
>>52191753
Yeah we can but my hands shake a lot and I would be very bad at it
>>52191681
2,1
if my shitting room isnt vacated in the next 5 minutes therell be serious trouble in tog town
>>52191802
of course. he's just being selfish
>>52191806
I only play british mmos tho
>>52191790
it's like £400
>>52191824
Poor taste from not eating all those potatoes
>>52191860
such as?
can't believe that /brit/ lad invited me to his NYE party
i'm gonna make it after all
>>52191860
Check my flag you melt
>>52191877
>being poor
/brit/ it shit now
capcha: 420
>somebody at work asks what your hobbies are
>>52191889
runescape haha
Sat nav just nearly killed me
>Passed test three years ago
>Never needed to drive or have a car since then
>Got job that requires me to drive an hour on the motorway and back
>Started driving again just the other day, still nervous
>Go out for meal and I'm driving, so set sat nav to avoid motorways until I've got confident again and get there fine
>On the way back, same setting
>Decides to take me on the motorway
>Literally no idea what's going on
>Fly off the slip road at 70mph inbetween two cars
>Mfw
Fucking hell lads, thought that was the end
>>52191946
who the hell asks this???? no one has a straight anwer
>>52191954
Oh mate I can smell you from here.
>>52191946
>videogames that kind of thing
>oh cool, you play fifa and cod?
>haha yup
>whats your proclubs team
>haha yup
Every time
>>52191967
men who are shit at driving are really pathetic.
>>52191984
Maybe you should stop being a bender
>>52191984
I get asked it a lot, I usually sit next to a new person every single day.
how is anyone in their mid twenties meant to buy a house lads
>>52192021
Passed first time no minors mate, just never been on a motorway before.
Fuck off with your supercilious neckbeard 'I am le fearless car warrior'
>>52191967
>Thinking motorways are hard
How fucking dense are you lad?
>>52192049
they arent, unless youre rich
>>52191998
I shower every day haha, need to be in good condition for getting my comp cape haha
>>52192051
haha you are mad as fuck. little babby is scared of driving :(
Why are British people so ugly?
>>52191678
omo...
>>52192099
at least we aren't all obese haha
using marajuna to enrich the sensory-sensual manifold
>>52192099
Why do Yanks have such shit chat?
>>52192095
>Getting validation because you think nobody else can be nervous about getting on the motorway for the first time
You must be a real cool guy
>>52192049
i'm 18 and my father owns 3 atm. pretty much mine.
>mfe i live in bootle
>mfw leaving bootle
not many people can say they left bootle
>>52191946
Just respond something like 'having sex with your mom'.
>>52192099
we just take after yanks
any of you lads wanna come to this with me
YANKS OUT REEEEEEEEEE
>>52192174
>gif
fuck off
>>52192174
yes George!
Wearing Ralph Lauren socks that cost 19$
>>52192112
>raina will never trap you under a blanket while she constantly farts
;_;
>>52192153
>bootle
>>52192171
Never heard of any of them.
>>52192149
sssh little baby.
What are your plans for your future, lads?
>>52192049
Live at home and save for about 2 years. Buying is overrated anyway.
Thinking about a new gimmick for the New Year: basically posting like normal but occasionally attaching a picture of my 8/10 face to a post. Could also photoshop my face onto various /brit/ memes.
Let me know what you think lads.
>>52192200
>$19
fuck off yank
>>52192171
ay mate see u there
>>52192223
underage b&
>>52192171
nah, want to come to lobster therememe X Find me in the dark though?
>>52192137
>>52192166
Americans are just fat though. If they lost the weight they would look OK to decent. You guys have silly faces.
>>52192143
Prove me wrong.
>>52191032
quite good lad.
>>52192251
smoke weed erryday rofl
>>52192257
post your face
>>52192245
Alright mate, you're so cool, bet everybody is REALLY impressed when you say how you drive and you've never been nervous ever.
Nice! I'm in such awe.
>>52192255
that's not an option unfortunately
>>52192251
get a qt gf
dunno what after that yet
>>52192251
probably kill myself haha
>>52192257
post it now and we'll judge its potential
>>52192267
are you actually going?
>>52192268
maybe
>>52192251
do an off myself
>>52192251
get a dane bf
>>52192251
get a better job
get gf
?????
Hope I'm content
>>52192220
its true ask me anything
>>52192272
>You guys have silly faces.
if you left your house to look at actual non-animu people you'd realise its pretty normal
>>52192293
how old is this girl?
I'm so fucking lonely lads haha
>>52192293
>matching on 12/15 and not messaging until 15/15
>>52192251
Want to work for the BAS desu
>>52192319
eh idk i'm tempted 2bh but i have a job cos im a normie so i'd have a hard time staying up for it all
rectum release room is no longer in use
join http://instasync.com/r/bucks and get the party started whilst i get busy x
>>52192292
fuck off retard
>>52192293
told you to go back to alevels mate
>>52192336
do you know my mate callum
he's a good lad are callum
>>52192251
moving to spain
>>52192293
>i dunno lol /brit/ told me to do this haha
Feel an overwhelming sense of rejection and isolation from my peers lads, haha
>>52192344
*cuddles you*
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.37_[2015.10.20_22.35.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/05dhAmQ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv snapshot 01.37 [2015.10.20 22.35.52]")
i like my women like my anime grills.
>>52192350
2,1
>>52192251
Spend a year circumnavigating the planet without flying
SOMEONE
PLEASE
ACKNOWLEDGE ME
PLEASE
>>52192357
it's a friday, you'll have all weekend to recover from the comedown desu
>>52192370
i know a callum. Callum B?
>>52192340
No it's not.
>>52192401
iktf
social rejection is painful af
Eeewww imagine having sara in your politics/history class
imagine having to work with her on a group project
>>52192447
yes it is
>>52192293
Kek, ball's in play
>>52192422
hello x
>>52192440
Nah
We're older than you so you probably don't know him 2bh, think he lives near Orrell Park
joined a gym lads
>>52192251
finish degree
save for future
live within my means
the normie life is for me desu
>>52192433
you take MD at a grime night?
Never been to one, I have a toff accent 2bh.
>>52192361
Lmao, alright tough guy
>>52192444
see
>>52192153
old fella selling is property and getting the hell out.
>>52192461
bet she has a stinky puss
>>52192489
maybe
i'll see how i feel after NYE
>>52192479
Any cute little bunnies knocking around lad?
>>52192433
i'm a fattie hehe don't think i'd fit in
really love mike skinner tho
Girls shouldn't swear or smoke.
love the 'pretending to be teenage students' meme
seriously one of the best memes /brit/ has ever produced, and I don't say that lightly
>>52192522
bet it smells of haggis ha x
>>52192479
joined one 3 months ago 2bh
>>52192174
At least it was quick and he didnt die from a battle field infection.
>>52192251
finish masters
get a new job
buy a house
>>52192542
you'll be fine lad, no one will care at all desu
>>52192562
Rorkesheed
>Tabloid """"""""""""""""""journalism""""""""""""""""""""
>>52192529
wew lad, it's only a week later give it a rest.
Take coke or something 2bh
>>52192464
Post your face. Prove me wrong and maybe I'll be your bf.
>>52192521
what you gonna do for work
>>52192600
Still better than the Guardian
>>52192562
girls with a posh accent that swear are p hot not gl
>>52192422
twat
>>52192605
yeah probably the better idea haha
>>52192627
True
>>52192562
i swear a lot and smoke on occasion but i have a posh voice so fuck off
>>52192473
don't know him.
Good to see local lads on here.
>>52192600
How much does a copy of this fine paper cost, m8?
>>52192600
did the slag on the left win x factor? she's a big girl
ahh lads
omar-s is playing london in january and march
fucking excited
>>52192660
show tits or gtfo
>>52192660
Tarquin, pls
>>52192635
this
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
i unlocked the playlist
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
no idea what to get the gf or the bit on the side for Christmas lads
>>52192635
Heard exactly that today, it broke my heart. Not even hideous slags should do that. It's unladylike.
>>52192610
i would but then you'll dox me haha
>>52192662
I don't live thee myself, I live in Speke but work in Birkenhead
>>52192272
>anime
Stop posting you autist.
learn't a new song on keyboard lads
pumped up kids by foster the people
p-pls no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kX6xlvmyga
http://www.u.tv/Entertainment/2015/12/15/Ballycastle-Christmas-tree-one-of-worst-in-NI-50716
my town haha
>>52192610
Actually me tbqh
Tabloid """"""""""""""""""journalism""""""""""""""""""""
>>52192677
you may be surprised to learn that the paper costs just TWENTY PENCE (20p0
20 PEEEEEEEEEe
TWENTY PENCE
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>>52192753
neck yourself
>>52192625
well, my family have 30,000 next year by selling and fully paid house and all. desu i don't know.
got fuck all with gcse's which is a downer
Anybody else getting this lads? Dunno what's going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5T8_wL7ek
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_20.12_[2015.10.12_21.49.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WvSuKua.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv snapshot 20.12 [2015.10.12 21.49.30]")
>>52192753
that's great anon, really good!
>>52192776
BARGIN
A
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2BH
B
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>Heard exactly that today, it broke my heart. Not even hideous slags should do that. It's unladylike.
put deep heat all over my arms lads. feels amazing i love it
>>52192753
haven't played piano in years and i could do better in my sleep
>>52192731
I'd dox you with my penis desu.
>>52192761
pls b in Glasgow.
Escorts son want's an X-BOX lads
had enough of brit
decided to move to sheeky forums instead
>>52192753
very good keep it up
watching the shopping channels around christmas is very very comfy
>>52192753
Keep practicing, don't learn shut shite though.
>>52192883
wew
>>52192853
>Escorts son
>>52192883
fucking hell
>>52192853
Better start making her do some odd fetishes lad
>>52192883
10/10 would snuggle with 2bh
>>52192883
MORE!!
>>52192825
this reads like it was written by a 14 year old
>>52192883
HIGH
T
FEMALE
>>52192883
would cum if she winked at my dick
Got the fucking hiccups s m h
>>52192853
>escorts son
>>52192734
oh no Speke :( travel to work would long. i heard about Speke with the high depression and suicides years ago. I know some one there.
we got stabbings and shoots on my road months ago.
>>52192962
haven't got more of her and i've only got 1 more shopping channel one sorry
>>52192928
CLASSIC
>>52193013
W E W
E
W
FUCKING WEW
>>52192820
>>52192876
thanks lads
if you have any requests for what i should learn next, let me know
i really like this guys tutorials for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/user/NorthpawProductions/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid
>>52193013
INFERIOR
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R
>>52193049
calm down family
>>52193013
That'll do
>>52192999
Poor rednut
>>52192883
surely they can't show that pre-watershed?
>>52192928
didn't he screenshot it himself? the x's are there
shrug
>>52193066
do a hotline bling x
>>52193013
>doesn't zoom in on the vag
s/mh
>>52193013
Thats sexy until you realise the average person who will actually be wearing that
>>52193013
cracking chebs
10/10 would thoroughly disappoint
>>52193013
my diamonds is dick
>>52193090
I don't really like that song though :/
>>52193013
doing a groan with pleasure
>>52193120
do a anything you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5T8_wL7ek
Lads, is anybody else getting this message
Dunno what's happened
>>52192928
fuckin paula costella "yeah he's going from my friends list too"
3 hrs later she posts again
>>52193066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alxBofd_eQ
do this lad
wish i had a qt cgf that played piano
>>52193013
bazoinge
>tfw Australia wakes up
>>52193143
yes
>>52193141
oke (:
>>52193143
yes
got an unexpected return of (You)s from those shopping channel webms
must keep this in mind for the future
>>52193151
i'll give it a shot i suppose
>>52193207
Webm's are often a sound investment lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkmUdUYgH0
paranoia paranoia everybody's coming to get me
>>52193207
We like boobs 2bh
u r fukin sick how cn u say sumert like that sort ya fukin head out u twat!!!!!!!!!!!!1
if only it was true that smoking made you cool
Light rain lads. So comfy
donated a kidney lads
OI keyboard lad, learn this and vocaroo it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZHY7v5Cju4
>>52193277
no no no no nNNOOO aussie please leave
BUZZING LADS
>>52193305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsTjI75uEUQ
big feels incoming
>>52193301
Proud of you, spud face.
>>52193275
it does if you do it in the right setting
>>52193301
ill donate you my willy
>>52193275
its true from ages 13-19
after that its extremely uncool especially for women
So was Rose Leslie's character a lesbo?
Did I hear that correctly?
>>52193396
>So was Rose Leslie's character a lesbo?
u no nuffin jon snow
>>52193344
>want to ask out this girl from my course
>bit nervous
>decide i'll ask her out, but make it seem just like im a bit bored and lonely since everyone has gone home for the christmas holidays, so its a bit innocuous like
>kept getting snaps from people on my course of hem in london, undermining my plot
>just got snaps of them leaving london
fucking golden opportunity lads
this is a modern british youth
https://twitter.com/CosN0/status/676571141163487232
>>52193323
Make me u little anime nerd BITCH
i swear i get them w's i aint never lost
>>52193396
Dunno m8. Saving it for iplayer later. Pls no spoil
THERE WAS NO INTENTION OF HER BEING WIFE
NOW SHE KNOWS THIS SHE'S ENDIN YA LIFE
IT'S A REAL SHAME YOU GOT HAD BY THE WHORES
IT'S A SHAME THAT KID PROBABLY AINT YOURS
>>52193460
>18. He/Him. Intersectional Eco-Feminist and extremely pissed off vegan
>>52193256
last episode forever ?;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da70K4f6Ep
fucking banger rh lads ngl
what's her bra size /brit/?
>>52193536
lol angry vegan. what's he going to do, fart on me?
>>52193555
fuck off gay cunt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9am182Q1BeA
How is this so hard lads?
>>52193536
what is an eco-feminist?
do regular feminists realise too much co2?
can't seem to get any solid answers
say if I'm off sick for a single day through no fault of my own, is my employer allowed to deduct a days wage?
>>52193256
anyone who's not paranoid around here is crazy
>>52193537
wot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJo0MT3wDBs
>>52193556
delete this sersh is not for lewd
>>52193556
small
>>52193555
bit of a rite tune you've crafted there 2bh
>>52193556
why is her head so big?
>>52193629
that's the theme song for peep show you dork
>>52193610
yes first three days off in a row you wont get paid
>>52193610
take it as annual leave you cretin
i need to take a shit but i like the feel of it
>>52191032
>Kyoanus pic
Wow. Literally eating shit!
they just killed it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1_mhjLDb3M
>>52193556
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow
>>52193610
Depends, if you have sick time left, no, if you don't, yes.
>>52193665
what a load of shite desu
Cat is hiding behind the washing machine lads whats she like haha x
>>52193663
Oh right, I don't watch it. Couldn't make it through the 2nd episode and barely made it through the first
I feel uncomfortable watching it plus I don't like laughing man
>>52193680
It's chocolate desu
>>52193696
He must have been drunk or desperate
>>52193713
put her in the washing machine
who /decendingintodegeneracy/ here?
>be me
>live in the countryside
>monday afternoon
>went for a walk across the hills
>route is popular with walkers
>it's really foggy, can't see 100m in any direction
>reach tree at the top of the hill
>drop my trousers and have a wank
>aware someone could appear out the mist and catch me at any moment
>gave me a real rush
>came buckets, best wank I've had in ages
>>52193713
Shes like a cat hiding behind a washing machine haha x
>>52193610
Get a sick note but i might depend on your contract not sure
>>52193732
do not a mortal enemy desu lad
@52193717
Absolutely pisspoor bait.
Literally get fucked, then go fuck yourself, then fuck off
>>52193734
Did you do a poo too?
>>52193734
That's cold. Should have heatpacked your dick.
>>52193610
yes unless you have a doctors note
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZDR0jKdwi6
???
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
this is the
last call for alcohol for
mr hertfordshire
so get your bum up off the wall
>>52193820
10/10
>>52193820
Nice.
>>52193820
what is 'young modulus'
>>52193820
post her pic
>>52193820
nice 1 m8
HERTS MENTIONED
>>52193893
she was talking about me
>>52193820
perfect
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52193820
them no reply vibes
>>52193820
shite unfunny response
>>52193820
She looks cute
>>52193831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UlJLebgiiM
>>52193948
Looks like Malcolm in the Middle
>>52193820
i dont get it
>>52193820
honestly the best back and forth with a girl on tinder htats been posted
one that will actually work
>>52193948
how come english girls don't look more like saoirse?
>>52193948
>doing science
FUCKING NERDS PAHAHA
>>52193986
cannot "unsee"
>>52193948
>wonky eyes
>studing physics because she likes the big bang theory
nah you're welcome to her pal
>>52193948
what an ugly boot
new thread lads :)
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>>52193820
terrible
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>>52193983
Better than Liverpool 2bh
