Cavalier edition
Azusa
aurora
tercer
>>52143857
Got a job, so not any more la :^)
>this new thread at 300 meme
bit shit, maybe 2 years ago it was alright bur /brit/ is way to fast for this to be ok
>>52143907
>Janny
VOTE ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE
http://strawpoll.me/6268820
http://strawpoll.me/6268820
http://strawpoll.me/6268820
something about strawberries and kyary
>>52143952
t. janny
>>52143936
How's the job Sershlad? I haven't been on this site in about a fortnight, last I remember you were going to some drinks after work, meaning you aren't a complete sperg
>he's here
>cunt makes early thread
>your post at the end of the thread (which would have got plenty (You)s gets ignored because of his early shite funneling people away)
>report him
>janny takes care of it
You asked for this.
IMPORTANT LADS VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6268859
http://strawpoll.me/6268859
http://strawpoll.me/6268859
http://strawpoll.me/6268859
>>52143952
The old thread is on page 4, it'll be fine. The Janny only got mad when we had two 300 post threads on the front page.
>>52143952
>>52144005
>watches sad movie
>tear starts to drop out of corner of eye
>use muscle control to suck it back into my tear duct
>crisis averted
>>52144028
thats not important at all lying cnut
>>>/qa/379527
just sent a strongly worded letter
>>52144068
>>52143976
>>52143920
My picks for best posts last thread
You're sweet like chocolate, boy
You're sweet like chocolate
>>52144075
I bet you voted no
going to become an MRA
>>52144130
You bring me so much joy
>Interpol went shit after Antics
https://youtu.be/RZUq6N7Gx1c?t=157
Me talking to the lads
>>52144156
I abstained but ill vote no now
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Ram Hare Hare
>>52144175
DON'T DO IT!
you have so much to live for!
>Anime is far to juvenile for my tastes
Hampshire flag
Post: Jun is really nice.
When someone quotes you're post twice, does it count as two (You)'s?
>>52144249
Namaste
>>52144249
give it a rest and give us some free food la
Reggie Yates is based lads, he has lots of based documentaries and seems like a nice bloke to know.
>>52144260
I look into this fat mans eyes and all I see is sadness
quite worrying 2bh reckon hes done himself in yet?
>>52144274
bog off croatia
>>52144284
>>52144294
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Ram Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Ram Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Ram Hare Hare
>>52144274
As long as a (You) isn't a selfquote it counts imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdnaPAJgAQI
kim hasnt aged that well desu
I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just who I am.
>>52144260
>to
>not too
>>52144007
It's going ok, met a nice girl and was planning on asking her out but I got moved to a different place at work so I won't get to see her anymore which is horrible and I did a cry ngl. I hate working in a call centre though it's not good for my anxiety and being around so many people at once all the time isn't making me get used to it, quite a stressful place for me
>>52144316
om mani padme hum
namaskar
>>52144316
hare krishna hare kirhsna hare kirhsna kahar kirshina rar rar rar har ekrishna rama rama rama hare krishna rar hrar mha kairishna hare karishnra rmara ra ra hare krishna ra ramra mrrahkare krishna ramra ramra hare kriaahns hare
i feel spritually cleansed and blessed now peace be with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_WpPs7fuaE
Damn, Old-Simpsons didn't fuck around. That bitch wanted the Homercock.
need a kpop gf
>>52144321
The most unnecessary Christmas cover ever
>>52144322
honest post
>>52144300
>Reggie 'I'm mixed-race therefore I have a superior opinion on any hardship anyone in any circumstance has ever gone through' Yates
Biggest cunt going, would knock fuck out of him if I was ever close by
>>52144314
I get that too desu, see these pictures of people and wondering what happened to them
are they happy?
are they alive?
really makes you think
>>52144109
>made the list
thanks lads
>>52144333
you deserve it you pathetic piece of shit
Absolute banger bound to get the party pumping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIQguh2yYI
>>52144320
>>52144320
Thanks lad.
hara hara mahādeva shambho, kashī vishwanātha gaṅge
>>52144413
back the fuck off???
>>52144333
yo i got this tip for anxiety it's called the three c's it's called confidence chemistry and charisma, and this goes for everything in life you gotta have a sense of humour too. just saying
it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
>>52144413
I deserve a job? wew thanks
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
Come on cheer up you miserable cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyHl1tQeaQ
>>52144346
>Om Mani Padme Hum
>worshipping a Boddhisattva
>not even actual Buddha
shig
>>52144374
Hare Om Tat Sat!
Got 655 uparrows on my Daily Mail comment lads
My dream is to get >10k uparrows on a big story
>it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
>>52144434
Oh wow, I just BE better at those things? Thanks for the life changing advice
>>52144460
high quality post
Most important poll ITT and probably for many more threads to come.
http://strawpoll.me/6268962
http://strawpoll.me/6268962
http://strawpoll.me/6268962
voting is a duty, not just a right.
>>52144430
>worshipping Shiva, rather than Narayana
>>52144434
I can't just pretend like that, people often tell me I'm funny though so at least I have that going for me
what's the big deal with reporting rape lads
what's so scary about it
>>52144462
Oṃ muni muni mahamuni sakyamuni svaha Om muni muni mahamuni shakyamuni svaha
>>52144495
Thanks senpai, see you next summer
>>52144466
You got a link or a pic of your btfoing the foreigners
>>52144487
yeah just tell yourself to be better and it'll flow naturally eventually
haha this film is shit
>>52144510
Is that motherfucking Zeus m8?
>>52144526
it makes you look weak
Watched the Tale of Princess Kaguya the other night.
Bretty gud film, recommend it tb͜h
>>52144416
https://youtu.be/KW-QAwRpLnA?t=242
this song is belter
NOOORIIIII its cracking for waking up in the morning too
>>52144555
who cares if women are weak though, nobody expects them to resist some big brown fucker raping them
>>52144526
Hello police commissioner of Rotherham
>>52144524
you should definitely focus on being funny, not tryhard just let it come naturally again. only saying that cause im trying to do that again.
>>52144526
Because it never happened and you just want to ruin some lads life haha
>>52144541
No it doesn't m8
>>52144587
Fuck that's good'un
contemplating a wank
Daily reminder that /brit/ is a Normie general and abnormies are as welcome here as they are in normal society
>>52144607
with that kinda attitude you ain't gonna get anywhere buddy
I finished my second playthrough of Last of Us. Enjoyed it but I feel like I should have played on Hard or Survivor. I just played it on Normal (again) and it was probably too easy.
>>52144526
they're scared of their dad finding out they got raped etc like having to go through the whole are you ok??? and the feelings of shame
would you report it if you got raped? would you want your dad knowing 3 niggers shot loads of cum up your arse and left you lying by the side of the road busted?
>>52144534
then who was post
>>52144300
Rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM_H4CAAYxc
mad cunts
>>52144628
/brit/ is an aspie general where the aspies pretend to be normies to mask their crippling depression
>>52144531
>worshipping Sakyamuni whose sole purpose was trick the deluded back into the fold of Bhagwan when you can just worship Govinda himself
>>52144551
Its Bhishma Ganga-Putra, the grandsire of the clan of Bharat during the Mahabharata
>>52144590
Ahmed "Rotherham Rollover" Hussein
>>52144551
I think its Arjuna
>>52144628
ABNORMIES GTFO
>>52144659
this haha, i pretend to be a normie to hide the fact I'm drinking alone on a work night with facebook open hoping someone with message me haha
>>52144659
That changed about six months ago, which is why /brit/ has been a banter free zone for months, just whining normies everywhere
>>52144668
Why's he white in that painting m8?
what do i do now lads
i'm home for xmas and im bored
the football is finishing and i dont wanna play fm16 or watch tv
cant wank because i'm letting the skin heal
at this point im usually drunk or high so i dont have to do any thinking
>>52144668
Do you have a copy of the Bhagavad Gita? A monk gave me one last week
>>52144686
>Krishna attacking Arjuna
no m8
friendly reminder that if you go to uni then you are a normie
/brit/ is a multicultural general
weebs
rorkes
rasheeds
JFs
shitposters
normies
autists
tripfags
extraflagsfags
they all post here
deal with it ;)
>>52144736
font
Yo
I just gotta say, Monday thru Sunday
fuck the nerds and their anime
>>52144762
Basically. The normies have been getting uppity the last few months though
>>52144751
Yeah but I had a copy anyway which I read, and it wasn't annotated by Srila Prabhupada.
>>52144743
He's just light skinned i tihnk
>>52144762
do kpop fanboys fall under weebs?
>>52144773
Fun fact: Saturday is the last day of the week, Sunday is the first
>>52143838
I'm fairly cavalier when it comes to waving my penis at strangers in the men's room, if you know what I mean,
>>52144396
>Chelsea
what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADoWnPgtRnI
animayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>52144746
watch anime
>>52144834
no i dont. please elaborate.
>>52144753
King Pandu?
Yudhishthira?
idk you tell me Pajeet
The Leicester meme will NEVER, ever end lads.
If Poleaboo reads Roosh V etc will he be able to obtain a Polish gf?
Does the UK's alliance with Portugal carry any significance other than historicity?
>>52144814
it's the autists that can't get along with others
'reeeee fuck off normie'
'FONT'
constantly.
>>52144751
is that them ones in yellow in town? she handed me it and i went is that for me and was bout to walk off then she says i had to pay for it haha
>>52144746
>skin needs to heal
story timeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJc_lKULos
>>52144887
CHAT
Never knew that there were so many Sikhs ITT desu
>>52144869
i want to sniff her bumhole like a dog
>>52144886
I told you family, in those post, it's Bhishma.
>>52144668
>>52144910
Banter, colonies and fighting the Spaniards.
>>52144314
>reckon hes done himself in yet?
no
>>52144887
Just wait until they play City and the gulf in quality is laid out for all the behold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>52144911
what does font even mean, I'm too much of a normie to know lol
>>52144914
it is aye mate, never met the woman met the monk with a bald head and paki dot gave hm a fiver and he bowwed down to me and all
>>52144854
Me on the right.
>>52144914
just wanked too much and used spit as lube for a two hour edging sesh so my skin kind of wore away
>>52144968
Stop posting this video of my please thanks
brum here. ama.
>>52144955
>on a date with a chink
how predictable lol lol haha
>>52144980
i'd bow down to ye for a fiver for some wee book we get to hand out like big issues
>>52144869
Who is this semen demon?
>>52144980
>>52144914
i got one for free from them, but as i said i've already read it before albeit not annotated by their Acharya
Not pregnant just eating right (:
>>52144976
How's your first time on /brit/?
>>52145012
whats it like being a brum
>>52145006
hello
>>52145060
Alright
>>52144980
was a smelly wee hippie bitch with dreads and probably a hairy sticky freebleeding toot
>>52144997
I've had that problem, when I bought a fleshlight and fucked that solidly for a month without doing a manual wank the skin on my dick healed up nicely.
>I only listen to IDM - Intelligent Dance Music
>>52145085
goodbye
CALLING TO BAZ AKA THE IRISH MULSIM GUY WITH THE VERY WELL MAINTAINED BEARD
SHOW YOURSELF I KNOW YOUR HERE
>>52145012
do you take diesel or petro
>>52145059
its like reddit but more epic, I love all of you dank memes!
>>52144968
>Not this CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
>>52145130
I ride a Dutch granny bicycle I picked up from a Turkish man in Holland.
>>52145089
nice
pretty cute desu lads
>>52145141
BASSLINE
made an ass of myself in another thread so I closed the tab hahahahaha
>>52145179
arses against the wall lads we've got a bender here
>>52145235
then it never happened
>>52145046
hahahaha good lad
The fact that rape is considered as the worst crime possible shows you how little a woman has to offer aside from her vagina
>>52145235
>ass
Fuck off yank
>>52145227
pls go
Rasheed here. ama
>The fact that rape is considered as the worst crime possible shows you how little a woman has to offer aside from her vagina
>>52145282
I think murder is worse personally.
>>52145179
sounds pretty dutty m8. how did you ride back to england
>>52145282
Non seqitur
>>52145322
going to post rasheed here ama and yous all better reply something witty
>>52145232
ELECTRO
>>52145322
>Rasheed here. ama
>>52145322
whats it like being rasheed
>>52145322
Rasheed.
>why yes as a matter of a fact I am a christian deist
S L A G S
L
A
G
S
>>52145322
rasheed
Do southerners eat pizza with a knife and fork
>>52145322
Whats 5 pillar of islam?
>>52145282
rapes not good but getting beat to a pulp and them saying theyre gonna kill u is worse
Merry Christmas
>>52144194
>Interpol were ever hood
>>52145406
Is he even here tonight?
>>52145359
dunno lol
>>52145369
dunno lol
>>52145378
dunno lol
>>52145395
dunno lol
>>52145419
dunno lol
>>52145425
dunno lol
Islam is a religion of peace btw
You now remember Kassem G
>reggie yates doc
>lets see what these MRAs are all about
>ignores what they're saying and says 'wow i can't believe anyone rejects feminism'
>then tries to meet the mgtow but they say no because they know bbc will distort them
>so he says wow they don't want to meet me but i dindu nuffin
>ok ill meet laurie penny and some weirdo who posted threats on twitter instead
>ok ill meet some guy who says some weird shit about raping people
>yeah MRAs and MGTOW and all those are bad because they'll all about raping people
>>52145357
drove it back in a car
>>52145463
>islam is a religion of peace
Fucking hell, I'd hate to see a religion of war
Desperate to rape laurie penny
>>52145425
>Do southerners eat pizza with a knife and fork
yea
bit wankered lads
>>52145474
who
>>52145511
bit fucking haram
>>52145502
what is christianity
>>52145425
no i eat with a spork
>>52145463
haha nice
>>52145474
>implying his Ghost Hunting video wasn't utterly fucking GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7TDJb2k-sA
>>52145525
A religion that has moved forward with the times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFwgggpI0gA
>>52145522
>>bit wankered lads
font
>>52145463
>>52145502
good posts
>>52145511
i'd love to catch her on the street and pull her knickers down and stick my cock up her arse using nothing but the sweat of her walk for lube then lying on top of her while shes tit down on the ground and busting her bum open
in a non rape situation if thats possible
>>52145442
メリークリスマス~
>men's rights activism
>>52145474
Going Deep was great
>>52145522
>who
underage b&
>>52145616
aha getting wankered
great posts
>>52145501
that fat fuck has a fiance ffs
Why have you not embraced Rasheediposting yet /brit/?
>sending rape threats to feminists instead of just refuting their dumb shit
why?
>>52145680
yeah was a bit miffed about that desu
>>52145680
>>52145674
>>52145660
>>52145659
>>52145651
>>52145630
>>52145627
>>52145619
>>52145616
>>52145614
>>52145606
>>52145553
>>52145527
>>52145526
>>52145525
>>52145522
>>52145511
>>52145502
hahaha yes very funny now hand over the orange clackers
>>52145659
i am 20 years yougn
>>52145674
all me
>>52145688
ROoke
>>52145718
all me
>>52145619
>catch her on the street
>non rape situation
Plus she's a lesbian so it's only possible if you take oestrogen to grow tits, dress as a woman, pull her on a night out in a gaybar, then accuse her of transphobia if she doesn't fuck you
>>52145660
what on lad
>>52145718
allme
F U C K it lads, going to treat myself and get sushi for lunch tomorrow haha!
>>52145674
thanks
>>52145660
are you back in cornwall then
wankered off my cunting bollocks
bit cold out
>>52145745
>
CORNISH cider
>>52145752
yes
but thatas not what I haven#t posted
my latop died
>>52145745
Bad post.
>>52145285
no
>>52145811
irish weather
>>52145820
good lad
why on a monday though
>>52145844
want to fucken make something of it soft cunt
Got a bottle of bailey's and maths work. Sounds like a cosy night to me
bulldozered off my fucking testicles
>>52145882
Sure, cunt.
Completely and utterly shinkered lids
hammered off my fucking spanner lads
What is the best chocolate bar?
What is the best pint?
2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1Phttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrMhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrDDnjcrM
Tickled of my absolute nipple boys
>>52145934
flapjack
water
>>52145934
galaxy
the regular one
>>52145940
virus
Will I ever make it lads?
>>52145934
daim
whatevers in an ice cold glass, was stealing drinks on the weekend and about two bottles had fag butts in them fs
>>52145860
qt
>>52145934
>What is the best chocolate bar?
The one made from your mums shit lol
>What is the best pint?
The one made from your mums yeast factory lol
torpedoed off my bloody unholies lads
>>52145934
>Hershey's
>Bud Light Lime
>>52145939
chebs
h
e
b
s
>>52145940
all me
>>52145934
terry's chocolate orange
warm flat bitter locally brewed ales
>>52145987
would like to put my willy in your belly button 2bh mate
>>52145987
Whore.
moderately drunk lads
edit: not really
>uks population is projected to reach 120 million by 2050
Kpop
>>52145987
give up and become a cute trap
>>52145987
Why is the skin around your stomach so weirdly flat
>>52145934
PIcnic
Too difficult 2bh: Thornbridge Seathwaite, Buxton Axe Edge, Bristol Milk Stout, Timothy Taylors Landlord, TIny Rebel Cwtch
>>52146038
how did you edit
>>52145989
all me
