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bando edition
yui
Azusa
i'm forever blowing bubbles
Goodnight lads x
>>52146493
>>52146541
bugger off yank
Why is she so perfect?
posting this pic of me again for the people in the new thread to see please ask me anything
not being funny here lads but i actually think i have a /brit/ addiction
i can't compel myself to use my free time for anything other than shitposting or baiting for (You)s
when i go to the toilet or have something to eat i'm actually just killing time waiting for my post to get more (You)s
help
>>52146541
good post
>>52146544
good post
>>52146599
good post
Thoughts?
>you will never taste the Dornishman's wife
>>52146609
is it quite cold out?
>>52146609
hows liverpool
>>52146588
Me pressed against the bed by the other girl.
>>52146621
>2015
>not taking laptop as poo-reading material
>>52146576
pritty bubble in the airrr
Who /topoftheleague/ here
MY BITCH SHE A JEW
>>52146580
Sweet dreams x
>>52146644
bit yes got my hat on to keep warm
>>52146648
its no berlin but it has good lorries
>>52146642
JUST
Bi' 'old oot.
Train driver seems like a comfy job lads
I watched one documentary where the driver goes from York to Glasgow and Back and he gets to sit there with his cup of tea admiring the beautiful scenery
JUST%^%(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()MY(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()SHIT(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()UP(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()(*&*(_*^&^%^£$%$&%^*&^(*&()
https://soundcloud.com/majidjordan/her
choooooooooooooooooooooooon
Happy with my haircut (-:
>>52146703
mean belfast not berlin sorry to all for confusion
Me with the gf
>>52146664
What league?
League of being the shit?
Yea, I'm top of that league.
keep posting 10/10's lads.
>>52146642
>the favourite team won
Literally who cares?
>>52146772
bit chuffed with the fact that even if he came at me a bat I could destroy that little chink hahaha, could probably take on 2 maybe 3 of him without trouble
cvck race
>>52146766
mean dublin not belfast. Lol
>>52146759
happy 4 u :-)
>>52146772
haha yeh u wish, loser
*attacks you with a solemn face*
>>52146764
woops didn't mean to capitalise it. I meant he does York - Glasgow - York
>>52146791
Chelsea were favourites with the bookies
SISSY BRIT BOIS (ME)
NEED A BF
>>52146839
be friends with that guy in the bath
>>52146782
ok you start
>>52146839
C O R N W A L L
So I just found out my loony feminist sister changed her surname by deed poll to my mother's last name. My parents both just laughed when they found out.
>>52146853
all me
here is an excellent post I circled the funny bits just so you know what to laugh
t. otto von bismark
Going to do a sleep now lads
Pic related what I'll be imagining as I close my eyes and momentarily forget how painful life is for six short hours unless I have a nightmare which seems to be most nights
>>52146782
hngggg
>>52146782
Just ordered these glasses, opinions lads?
What yous all just stop fuck ashdasid;an djjadhfcadfnkmasfklasmsakdjakdjnsadnadnsasand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ7piCaqdf4
good video 2bh
growing my hair out a bit to match my wild spirit
not too long though, don't wanna look like a puff
>>52146870
very sexually repressed aha quite
>>52146910
shgtss
>>52146910
fucking four eyes lmao
nerd
lmao
>>52146871
and they're happily married?
i can understand if your dad is a dick
>>52146893
Goodnight lad.
>>52146910
kill yourself
>>52146838
I can't be bothered checking, and if you prove me wrong I just won't reply, but I seriously doubt that.
>>52146910
alright four eyes haha
>>52146936
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>>52146923
Me inside the nit on your hair
>>52146936
What does that mean?
>>52146962
why?
>>52146910
u look god my man man, luv the wodwork, god carpentarey and craffwork skills lad
>>52146910
glasses head!!
BRIMFUL OF ASHA ON THE
45
>>52146923
>28 minutes
Fuck off
after a wee shave boys
>>52146910
depends on your face la xoxo
>>52146910
awful
>>52146923
>stefan molyneaux
>>52146983
>why?
hipster glasses
in nearly 2016
>>52146985
veris do not click
>>52146950
relatively so, yeah. she just hates men i reckon.
>>52147004
>>52147004
shaved my willy and legs and bum today
>>52147004
What the fuck am I even looking at?
>>52146965
Chelsea were around 13/10 and Leicester 12/5 pre-match
>>52147004
WTF U PERVERT, YOU SHAVED IN THE BATH? ARENT YOU SITTING IN YOUR OWN PUBIC HAIR NOW? WTF NOT COOL LAD
Let's face it the only glasses that look good are the big old hipster ones.
Nothing else is fashionable.
>>52147004
stamp on my balls please
>>52147004
is that your armpit
>>52147040
post a picture x
>>52147016
nice spelling
>>52147003
retard
>>52146970
alri
ITT
http://strawpoll.me/6269401
>>52146998
Everybody needs a bosom for a cushion, everybody needs a bosom
>tfw no bosom
>>52147006
This is my face (removed eyes and nose etc)
>>52147020
I wanted a change
>>52147069
69 wahey nice numbs mate!
>>52147104
good post
I get an erection far too easily and I'm pretty sure I'm a premature ejaculator, even though I haven't been able to put that to the test. Always thought nonstop cock cranking was supposed to give you ED.
>>52147095
forgot pic lol
>>52147152
L O N D O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzgrMA6GIOw
Me singing a song
>>52147095
wireframe or rimless is the only acceptable style
>>52147081
I pronounce it as D-eur-by.
>>52147152
alreet scarface hahahah
show us your scar, scarface wahey
no smoke no poke
>>52147152
CUTE <3
might be gay lads
>>52147152
teenager? fucking hell kid
>>52146493
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>>52146600
>>52146609
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>>52147152
You're so fucking stupid, just stop posting picture or fuck off to /p/ you cunt.
i can't spell sober
>>52147177
>wireframe or rimless
Not in fashion at the moment
Gonna fail my exams desu
Any jobs over in the UK?
>>52147204
all me
slags lads
>>52147063
Made me laugh but I don't fancy it haha
>>52147152
not much of a face without your eyes and nose la, it's just your head then
>>52147188
Lol, it was from those grabbing things like the aliens in toy story, apart from it was a doctor grabbing my face or something when I was a baby
>>52147217
>>>/reddit/ if you hate images lad.
>>52147204
>a fucking leave
>>52147224
>fashion
confirmed homosexual
>>52147221
then by the power of deduction, you are currently drunk
>>52147212
I'm 19
>>52147207
you too x
>>52147238
guess so but that's the most important for glasses I think, head shape
>>52147287
we should date
>>52147284
or i'm illiterate
>>52147217
fair post
>>52147334
the absolute madman
>>52147265
No, this is an international board and we're posting in the brit subboard, if you want to post pics, fuck off to your own board.
Here let me help you >>>/p/
>>52147234
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>>52147334
>>52147336
I SAID FUCK OFF
eeting belgian waffle and ice cream desu
>>52147334
you gay or what? why you shaving your legs?
>>52147334
can't tell if your willy is big or small
take a full mirror shot
blur your face if you must
>>52147336
best PM
>>52147334
wew
JANNY
cba learning how to cross threads
>>>/sp/64247631
though
TINY
Janny is going to go mental when he gets to this thread
>>52147368
yes nEED a fucking
>>52147372
>>52147372
6 inches but thin
>>52147346
Thanks mate, I've had a hard day and can't be seeing this shit. I'm glad that I'm not the only one on this board with a brain though, again thanks.
SISSY
>>52147356
>brit subboard
Reddit please go.
>>52147393
You really think janny has the balls to ban girls?
>>52147430
WAAHEY
>HE'S HERE
Craving chinky chicken balls 2bh
>turn on extra flags
>realise all these fleshy, bath and nudeposts are posters i'm familiar with
WEWWWW
>>52147407
>6 inches but thin
same.
out for the lads x
triple 6 five forked tongue
>>52147235
timestamp luv x
>>52147491
MUNTER
U
N
T
E
R
>>52147491
chebs oot
>>52147486
racist af
>>52147491
thats a big smile
>Nice girl at work I'm mates with but she has 3 kids so I don't want non of that
>Says she got a bf recently
>He's bringing up her 3 kek kids.
he's here
red pill me on homosexuals lads
>>52147573
whom
>>52147491
Where did you get this? I'm 90% sure that's my sister...
hola
>>52147563
the flash hurting my eyes 2bh
>>52147491
Me as a quark inside the fiber on the blanket
>red pill me
>>52147620
What country you from and ill tell you the exact location
>>52147645
>tfw no fedora gf
>>52147491
didn't know there was a female ulster poster. just thought there was the autist bloke that liked to vocaroo
>posting yourself without a timestamp
fucked it
>linLXI0.jpg
>>52147602
We're not bad people for the most part, yeah you get the odd flamboyant faggot, Pride attendant and extreme fetishist. Most of just want to be left alone in public and do what we like in private.
>>52146815
ty ^_^
IN YOEEEERRRR HEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
>600x800
>>52147407
That is never six inches, unless you're 7' tall
rate the new specs lads
>A man has been convicted of preparing to carry out a knife attack in London, inspired by so-called Islamic State.
>Nadir Syed, 22, from Southall in west London, was arrested hours after buying a chef's knife in November 2014, days before Remembrance Sunday.
actually me on left lol tricked yiz
>>52147779
delet this perhaps.
>>52147627
got deja vu when i saw this
I am an individual, I am a freethinker, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are.
I am intellectually superior
I just really like Jun desu, she is in bed with me right now.
>1.11 MB
>>52147800
>so-called Islamic State.
>>52147801
who has a better smile me or ed miliband?
>>52147813
2bh i wouldn't mind those words if it came from the mouth of an ex-muzzie
if you forsake allah and the quran, good on ya mate.
>I am an individual, I am a freethinker, therefore I do not believe in silly, archaic doctrines or follow established religion like the mindless sheep you all are.
>I am intellectually superior
>>52147801
short back and sides, good lad
i love sex and fucking white women but the thought of children disgust me so i force them to have an abortion. how does it feel for you guys when i fuck hot british women and make them pregnant and then bail on them??
>>52147801
werent lying about being a hard nut
reckon you could have everyone in here desu
>54:27
>>52147805
fresh oc actually m8, i'm trying to get involved in the gimmick market
Really don't like the idea of the Isle of Man £1 coin being the same size, mass and composition as the British £1 coin 2bh
>>52147887
bloody hell marks had a transformation aint he
ahahahhahahhaah
t. otto von bismark
>>52147686
Scotland
>i love sex and fucking white women but the thought of children disgust me so i force them to have an abortion. how does it feel for you guys when i fuck hot british women and make them pregnant and then bail on them??
>>52147902
Wew thanks lad x
well chuffed with that :-)
ALTERNATIVE ULSTER
Got myself a new aftershave for the holiday lads. It's this one. Dunno if it's even good or not. I'm shit at this 2bh.
post nice soundtracks, yeah?
>>52147887
Mark you need to get back on the sunbeds my son
>>52147934
nah norlernnn irelannn lad
>.png
>>52147977
I have a new aftershave
it's just called 'Grrr'
Quick poll lads: how soon until I'm not depressed anymore?
>Within a month
>Within 3 months
>Within a year
>Within 5 years
>Within 10 years
>Never/suicide
Merry Christmasu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL34w0xql7s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40k0Bx5puE
>>52147986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7XfFk5Ytv8
>Ulster
>>52148021
>>Never/suicide
It gets better but YOU never do
>>52147994
>nah norlernnn irelannn lad
Ah, good. Can I have the exact location anyway? I kinda want to fuck a girls that looks like my sister.
https://soundcloud.com/partyomo/ovo-sound-radio-episode-7-party
choon alert
done a cum into me mouth aha
>>52148038
>bestie
good post
think my post might come across as personally targeting i was talking in a more general sense ffs asdj[ap
sd
>>52148078
quite bent ngl
>On the day Europeans wake up there wont be enough of them left to stop their coming demise.
>>52148067
fuck off weird twat
>>52148046
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN IRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN *lambeg drum cracks like thunder*
>>52148021
you'll have depressive ideation for life m8 but you'll learn to cope (or end up offing yourself). depends how strong you are.
op op oppa gangam style!
Does any one want a excerpt from my up and coming book
>>52148142
lovely post x
>Go for a piss
>stop pissing
>look at my boxers a minute later and there's a sizable wet patch
Why did my body do this to me?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52148177
im gonna wank 2nite waheyy
>>52148102
not gay desu YOU are
>Just when you think they have reached the nadir of moral degeneration and inhumanness, the world-terror group shocks us as they sink deeper and deeper.
In Iraq’s Mosul, ISIS has issued a sickening Sharia Fatwa to kill children with Down’s Syndrome and other disabilities.
The Fatwa, issued by a Saudi Sharia judge called Abu Saeed al-Jazrawi, authorizes the group’s fighters to “kill newborn babies with Down’s Syndrome or congenital deformities and disabled children”
>The brutal execution of 38 children, ages range from one week to 3 months, by lethal injections or suffocation.
Christ ISIS, leave some children for the RAF to kill.
ra ra ra ah ah
roma roma ma
ga ga ooh la la
want your bad romance
>>52148222
I know you are but what am I
>>52148165
yeah email it to me
[email protected]
>>52148268
pls b my bf
>>52148271
sent ;)
>>52148104
I'm red pilled but there's fuck all I can do
>>52148288
i'll be your e-bf 2bh but no kissing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I a normie now?
>>52148228
Why is a Saudi Judge issuing orders to ISIS?
>>52148319
>I'm red pilled but there's fuck all I can do
>>52148328
FONT
>>52148325
*kisses you*
:>
>>52148228
I feel proper edgy for this but I don't really think downsy kids have any reason to live.
They shouldn't be killed if they're alive anyway but if they're found out before birth there's no point.
mum is dropping me off at a shopping centre tomorrow to hand out CVs and talk to people
fuck i just want a warehouse job or something where i don't have to interact with a lot of people
>>52148362
*knocks all your teeth out* told you not to
>>52148364
whats your reason to live?
>>52148399
I'm not a mong
>>52148397
o-oh
What's a good starter fedora?
want to listen to tunes and watch tv at the same time but it just doesn't work
>>52148328
>your reply times
ROPE YOURSELF
PLEASE
Girl sends me this message
>Hey, what's your surname?
What does she want?
14 hour shift tomorrow
having a sneeze
>fuck i just want a warehouse job or something where i don't have to interact with a lot of people
What is the obsession of brits with American trap bands?
>Migos are the modern day Beatles
Said only a British.
what does listening to the beatles make me
>>52148372
>looking for work literally the week before christmas
Your mum is dumb m8.
Go find a temp agency and tell them you want a warehouse job, they'll get you something, maybe. Tell them you will work over christmas and you'll get called at the last minute to cover for someone who was too drunk to turn up.
need a bf to cucddle after sex TO be honest
>>52148474
your surname obviously
>>52148488
bless you
>>52148372
wish you luck
>>52148430
classic i suppose
Korea's entry for Miss Universe lads.
me and the gf
>>52148372
same
wish i was born in a remote farm in a remote country and only had to water a few veggies for a living
>>52148500
>trap bands
hehe
>>52148531
me on the right
*strokes cornwall*
YORK
O
R
K
*pisses on everyones shoes*
>>52148530
desu i think some of the usual kpops are better
>>52148513
I'll cuddle with you in a strictly platonic sense (unless you're a hot grill)
>>52148499
I work in a warehouse and there is a legit neckbeard there, on his second day he turned up wearing a pokemon shirt. He fucking STINKS too.
got a girl coming over as we speak lads
>>52148561
PHYSICS MENTIONED
>>52148573
I'M boy
>>52148530
The weird thing is that she's probably called ugly in Korea. But she has all the things that westerners want to see in a sexy chink.
>>52148561
Who's your voice mail from?
What'd they say?
>>52148430
A vape
A trilby
A Green Party membership
A motorcycle
Leather lace-up boots
A Moustache
A Unicycle
A straight-edge razor
An appreciation of metal or electro-swing music
give some of these a go before you move on to the real McCoy
>>52148525
cheers mate
Been sneezing non-stop for like 5 minutes now
>>52148561
why do girls like her use tinder? she could find a bloke literally anywhere. i thought tinder was for desperate pervs and such?
>>52148561
>mfw live 4 miles from the """""university""""" of york
who /villagelife/ here?
>>52148616
I dunno how to open them.
>>52148561
Looks lke an ogre
>>52148567
You've been sucked so far into kpop you now judge koreans by korean beauty standards and not western beauty standards.
She's ugly by korean standards but gorgeous by western standards.
>>52148637
Not really, 7/10 girls in my class uses it
>>52148584
I do warehouse work too, there's a 45 year old virgin there who smells of quavers and still lives with his mom. He only works part time and plays video games all day. Proper weirdo.
Just yesterday as I was starting my shift he was in the coat room just walking round in circles eating monster munch while talking to himself.
>>52148657
or maybe i have different tastes
fucking idiot
exciting happenings on friday lads!
fucking hate all of you
havn't touched fallout for 2 weeks lods
want a krystal gf
alri
>>52148756
love u
So Jesus was a nigger lads
fuck everyone in this thread
>>52148775
alri
>>52148769
yeah i got bored after i made a second character 2bh
>YouGov data from 48 separate surveys reveals that young white men are seen as the worst ethnic, gender or age group on five negative traits – and the second worst on five positive traits
hi hello hey
whats up friends
Going to post an excerpt from my book whether you want it or not
Gonna have sex with my girlfriend on friday, well excited lads
>>52148785
jesus was likely an amalgamation of several roman-era doomsayers, proclaimed prophets and healers working around the levant during emperor augustus's reign *tips*
>>52148785
Looks likea neanderthal
>>52148722
>tfw 29 and still live at home
Should see the state of some cunts that have gf's and im here on my own
im not picky either
>>52148859
FOMT
>>52148871
*smacks lips*
>>52148871
WE
WUZ
MESSIAHS AND SHIT
>>52148833
kek, by who?
>>52148889
Second in on the left, that that Louisa bird off of X Factor?
Would tbf
>>52148946
>I watch x factor
I don't have a fedora picture
Oh give it up to me I need it
Girl, I know when I see it
Baby wrong or right I need it
I don't believe the good times are over
I don't believe the thrill is all gone
Real love is a man's salvation
The weak ones fall the strong carry on
Straight into darkness
Out over the line
Yeah straight into darkness
Straight into night
>>52148871
*SMACKS WATERMELON*
>>52148889
ill be your gf sweetie x
>>52148963
boring generic yellow fuck meat
NEXT
NEED a Korean gf lads
>>52148889
>tfw they are all too tall for me
>I don't have a fedora picture
>>52149013
tbf they're wearing heels
>>52148833
Sounds like bollocks to me
chinese gf sent me this
NEED a K(Kyary) gf lads
>>52149051
FONT
I TAKE A WALK
>>52149051
what is that shit on her eyes
why highlight her slanty chinkslut eyes like that
i get knocked down
i get back up again
>>52149104
get up again
>>52149089
NO TITS LOL
I take a whiskey drink
>>52149143
Irish or Scotch?
GIVE ME A BURD NOPWWWW
>>52149013
feel bad for small lads tbf
>>52149070
if someone has an asian gf they are NOT normies
i whip my hair back and forth
Lads, what happens if I chat shit?
willy is tinglnig again
how do koreans go outside when it's sunny and not melt
Ever feel like you are marooned on a island with no one to love you and only a ball called Wilson to keep you company?
Well, maybe you need to find the bridge off that island
you see, all your life you have been crossing bridges to different islands. Every bridge you cross is sealed behind you, and whether or not it took you to where you wanted to go, you have to find the next bridge to cross. There's not point looking back in regret, just take pride that you crossed it and start looking for the next one
now when you find your next bridge, just rush onto it. Do a think, have a look, and take a see if you can find another bridge. The bridge will wait for you, but once you start crossing it there is no going back. The first bridge you come across might not be the right one for you. Take your time. Find the right one.
>Wanting big tits
Can't get much more plebeian than this.
>>52149171
is that a bra made out of an old lampshade
>>52149220
good pot
Why is this so haunting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubeVUnGQOIk
>>52149175
Jamie Vardy fucks you in your bum bum
No condom either
wanking again
>>52149233
DUDE
>>52149237
its haunting elegance is so restrained
>>52149297
see me in tanzania on top of the ark of convenant with a mouth full of pot brownies tripping while listening to terrence mckenna
gonna do a cheeky wank and then i'm hitting the hay
love you lads x
Chinese gf just sent me this
been having a 100% success rate at finding slags thru my mates fb
>>52148863
what respected scholars actually question the historicity of jesus?
>>52149334
keep up the good work lad
>>52149221
nonce out
if you lot like gooks so much why don't you go to australia and canada
fucking plebs don't even like good literature
>moled one off you
>>52149465
Shakespeare is based 2bh
Always been more of a fan of performance myself.
>>52149334
One on the left.
>>52149483
shakespear is shit i was talking about my own work
>>52149457
>Leaf Erikson
>the guy who discovered canada
>>52149504
kek
what song is this lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyt-71DkVM4
pick a song for me to learn
(or try to)
https://www.youtube.com/user/NorthpawProductions/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid
>>52149535
underrated bant
>>52148785
I hate this image
its not even supposed to be Jesus but a generic knob they purposely made ugly to offend people
I don;t care what race they want to make Jesus but canonically he was at least attractive.
![25qc5er[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uZcvkVE.jpg "25qc5er[1]")
