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Dovahkin edition:
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kill all rasheeds
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Azusa
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shite edition edition
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>>52140729
based lesta desu lads
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CHAT SHIT

GET BANGED
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>>52140707
Excellent post
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jqdMa_B4Ik
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>>52140787
I know Anon, I know.
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mexicans all over the flea market today
ama
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>flatmates have normies over
>waiting for them to piss off so I can get a drink
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morning me lads
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>>52140863
What is a flea market?
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What does /brit/ think of trannies?
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>>52140931
Them and the people who like them should stick to /b/.
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It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
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>>52140927
Low regulation open area market where people sell all sorts of odds and ends.
Usually food and attic junk.
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>>52140927

like a car boot sale
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off to the flea market lads
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>>52140931
haram. 2D versions are ok tho
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>It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
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if dubs you're all pakis
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>>52141070
buy me tangelos and a new rug
<3
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>>52140931
https://www.instagram.com/vickyeriksson/?hl=en

A genuine tranny who I'd absolutely smash
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>>52141121
if trips you are a faggot
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>>52141121

if anything fuck you
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>>52141185
if singles you're a spacker
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>>52139853
>>52139872
>>52139924

solid lads

she's so fit as well :)
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>>52141167
What is up with his nose?
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>>52141233
haha!
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>>52140992
Trannies have been getting alot of flak on /b/ pretty recently. The threads just get spammed with gore now.
>>52141167
ewww
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do a happy lads
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wew lads
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Can I bang the arse off her?
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>>52141212
>>52141185
if dubs you're homos
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1st for the pub
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>>52141307
tricked rofl
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>>52141233
I laughed hard at this
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>>52140809
/brit/ is already way too fast for that
its just going to get worse if we make threads at the bump limit.
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>>52141296
Fact: This is the averaged out thickness of an American girl.
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>>52141307
how tacky lol


the shitty balcony above it really adds to the old vibe
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>>52140888
Know the feel, waiting for 2 of my flatmates to fuck out of the kitchen so I can heat up my microwave curry
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City are going to win the CL for sure this season
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feels so good to be white lads
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hahaha Jun here again, reminder to watch YuruYuri and listen to the old XFM shows with the lads.
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>>52141307
I could sure go for a nice warm lager.
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friendly reminder to take your chance with that girl while you can
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>>52141368
send one my way champ
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>>52141391
You just reminded me I have a microwave curry in the freezer. Thanks lad.
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>>52141403
I know lad, feels wonderful
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Me on the left.
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if singles you're all white, aryan, proud, blonde, blue eyed men of Europa
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>>52141445
So she can call you creepy and have you arrested
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>>52141427

you serve warm lager in America? no wonder everyone thinks your booze is shit-tier. get it together yanks.
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>>52141035
because they are stupid and useless?

I see some mong on campus every day riding his sticker encrusted hands-free segway and getting stuck in all the doors/bumps on the path
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>>52141489
I have light brown hair but thanks rasheed
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>>52141468
np lad
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>>52141345
Fuck I want to play NV again
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>>52141468
from where
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>>52141445
>getting your confidence destroyed by some hamplanet from kent

lad just ask her out for coffee some time

be the awkward british protagonist you always see in romcoms
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>>52141489
I'm not blonde but I have blue eyes
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>>52141489
If dubs you are truly gods chosen people
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hello
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>>52141577
fuck off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c
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>>52141574
:,(
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just had some seasoned curly fries and they were damn good 2bh
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>>52141589
ur just jelly of my dubs m8
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want a mk2 escort more than 1000 GF's
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>>52141553
It is a Sharwoods one.
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>>52141519
no

>>52141562
Can't ask her out now x
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>>52141645
well you are a bender
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>>52141611
>Moroccan
>In Switzerland

hannibal, what are you doing crossing the alps again?!
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>>52141645
You'd kill yourself in it senpai
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>>52141427
>lager
>British

Yank education ladies and gentlemen.
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Leftists want this to go extinct
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>eastern europe
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bit cold out
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>>52141597
This is what an average american looks like
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>>52141647
that's alright then lad, not bad desu.
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we finally have a respectable HDI score lads.
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>>52141718
>shootzerland
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>>52141718
We have a lot more people than Macedonia though, so those stats are misleading
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>>52141765
Whoopee fucking doo
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>>52141700
I'd be too concerned about wrecking the car to do any sorts of crazy driving, would just love to take my mates up to the mountains and do big donuts on the gravel with 90s music playing
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>>52141726

no, this is
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Say again

Attempting a poo
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>>52141652
>can't ask her out now x
elaborate
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>>52141781
Point is the per capita frequency.
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>>52141674
thought we were mates hert

*unfriends you*

>>52141814
BIG
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>>52141814
Would cuddle, no home
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>>52141771
they have loose gun laws, like you
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>>52141705
I agree with them
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>made two burgers
>ate one and now I'm full
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>>52141846
*adds you back immediately and waits*
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>>52141822
was working at a place and met a nice girl but I was moved to a different place today and won't see her anymore

missed my chance
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>tfw studying a mastrs degree
>tfw not really that interested in it
>tfw getting more and more depressed as the reality of adulthood dawns itself upon me
>tfw really hating the idea of being some wagekuck living in a shitty little apartment in east london waiting 15 years before I am above average in terms of income and then spending all my hard earned cash on eating out at restaurants and drinking at higher end bars
>tfw really hating the idea of eventually settling with some washed up slut or some woman whose imperfections will compound in just how much they annoy you as each day you spend with her goes on

>tfw want to become a monk and renounce everything and just spend my time reading scriptures, chanting, planning religious lessons, cleaning the monastery and meditating
>tfw i don't actually have a strong belief in god or any elaborate metaphysical world
>tfw im spending more effort reading religious texts than i am when im studying

fuck lads
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nothing more satisfying than picking off a scab or skin flake, right lads?
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>>52141877
*leaves the friend request sitting in my inbox until I see a few more of your posts to decide*
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>>52141878
stop pretending to be girls on the internet
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Longing to go back to Wales, lads. She's calling for me :'(
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Here in my car
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brain hurts a bit desu, thinking too much maybe.
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>>52141645
The new Dirt Rally game has a good simulation of that car desu
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>>52141957
Why do you keep saying this?
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>>52141894
why does life have to suck
why cant i be a space bounty hunter like in my animes
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Lads do yanks who are "circumcized" really have to use fucking lube to have a wank?
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Course transfer to go from my 3 year CS degree to a 4 year IT degree got declined lads

Gotta bank on getting into CS' 4th year honours program now or just get bettet marks tBh
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>>52141894
sort of similar to you except I'm into the Navy once my degree is done.

still get regular messages from my mum about how the military is awful and I should get a mortgage to invest in a house/ apply for some dull office job
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>>52141986
grandad spec mk2

square headlights and 4 door with steelie wheels and no passenger wing mirror

YUCK
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>>52141957
But I'm a little girl, I thought everyone here was?
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>>52142031

i dont know who that guy is but his head looks like its made out of cheese! haha
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>>52141998
this meme had the weirdest evolution
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>>52141894
Become a shaolin monk m8
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>>52142031
Yes
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>>52141765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107xVziX9iQ
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>>52142031
lube and a sock if TV is to be believed
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>>52142045
Why is your mum so upset about you joining the navy? Its not like you'll be in any actual danger.
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Saw Ed Miliband today lads
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>>52142117
Hope you killed him, takbir
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>>52141699
gonna take those dubs of yours
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mongs
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>>52142047
ngl this is my dream desu
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need pictures

pictures of slags
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>>52142117
In Gregg's?
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Absolutely knackered lads in bed

Can someone tuck me in?
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>>52142166
had this as an rc car
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>>52142179
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>>52142117
remember when all the leftys said he would be the next pm, he can't even eat a bacon sandwich haha
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>>52142116
because she's paranoid and sends me all these things that I assume she thinks are "bad" but really make me like it even more

also because I've considered Armour as well along with the Navy and I've been sort of considering the two choices
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>>52142179
Why senpai?
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>>52142201
fuck off nonce
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>do everything society demands of me
>still no gf
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think i'm autistic

for the longest time when people asked me how i'm doing i replied and didn't ask them back

i didn't know you were suppose to
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Is Skyfall actually good?
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>>52142237
bit rude senpai
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>>52142166
my grown up mind tells me road cars with liverys are for chavs but my body tells me id feel like a kid in a sweet shop with a WRC livery subaru wrx

i want a sierra NOW
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>>52142266
you dont HAVE to
it's just nice
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>messaged my mates back when they were all asleep
>woke up early so they're still all asleep

Suffering, boys.
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>>52142285
its easily the best craig bond film
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>>52142180
Nah, Parliament
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>>52141869
Rasheed
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>>52142184
*fucks you in*
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>>52142266
Literally just described me. When I realized you are supposed to do that, I still hardly ever did it because I was so autistic that I felt awkward doing it.
I've been getting better at doing it though.
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>>52142266
only yanks ask them back, normal people just go good, or good thanks

HOW NUTS IS THIS PHOTO OF PLUTO BTW WELL NEVER HAVE ANY MORE PHOTOS OF IT IN OUR LIFETIME
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Regie Yates doc on MRAs on BBC3 right now

BBC has been BTFOing MRAs and fedora tippers for months now
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>>52142291
I think the same but Subarus just look so iconic to me i don't care haha
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>>52142266
I keep on forgetting to do this desu
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>>52142179
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>>52142350
>bbc3 gender documentaries
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>do a wee
>do a wank
>do a sleep
>do a wank
r8 my schedule for the next 4 hours
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>>52142349
why not

is it going away?
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>>52141894
>tfw really hating the idea of eventually settling with some washed up slut or some woman whose imperfections will compound in just how much they annoy you as each day you spend with her goes on
Thankfully I'll never know this feel as I'll probably just die alone as a loveless virgin
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Sign my petition senpai.

>>>/qa/379459
>>>/qa/379459
>>>/qa/379459
>>>/qa/379459
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fuck off you nike TN wearing car enthusiasts
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subaru edition
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want joy's smelly arse on my face 2bh
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>>52142350
reggie is a good lad desu
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>>52142350
holy shit based roosh is on
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>>52142350
How dare white men think they deserve rights?
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>>52142266
I never ask them because I know they're just asking because they're laughing at me and I secrely hate all of society anyway
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>>52142309
>not Casino Royale
Skyfall was too spread out
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bingewatching buzzfeed, it's not nearly as bad as 4chan made the videos out to be, you lying fucks
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>>52142408
They did a series on male suicide, domestic violence etc that MRAs always bitch about being ignored
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>>52142349

we will land on pluto in our lifetimes lad

once mars is done, the jovian moons and pluto are a mere formality
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M A H R E Z
A
H
R
E
Z
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>>52142073
Yeah i'm reading into eastern religions

i've a good deal of the bible culdn't commit to that shit, sorry deus vult fags though you probably never once thing about opening the bible so i guess were good :)
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>>52142266
>>52142348
Haha lads

I meet with my maths tutor every week, he always asks me how I'm doing and I just say "Good, good."

No point asking him how he's doing too, he's probably good too. It's just pointless chit chat to break the ice, nobody thinks anything of it at all.
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>>52142216
Why would you go anything but airforce or navy, do you want to actually be in a modicum of danger?
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>>52142421
It takes 10+ years to get a probe there and since theres no reason to send another probe it'll never get funding

>>52142435
Soft handed cunts who can't do any sort of DIY or aren't into any mechanical hobbies FUCK OFF
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>>52142410
could someone other than myself please reply to this post? thank you.
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>>52142424
i mean for me it could go either way, best case scenario is a washed up slut.
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>>52142240
i made this mistake, FUCK SOCIETY SENPAI!!!!

>>52142266
i always ask them back wtf lads
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>>52142404
Nice

Wish that bag wasn't in the way so I could see her bellybutton
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>>52142470
Those are still bbc3 gender documentaries
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Thoughts on the trailer for the new Star Trek film lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw

http://strawpoll.me/6268566

http://strawpoll.me/6268566

http://strawpoll.me/6268566

http://strawpoll.me/6268566
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>>52142349
love close up terrain shots of other planets
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>>52142410
>>52142533
to be honest mate, it's pretty shit. why have a wank, then a sleep, then a wank? i'd replace the sleep part with some bong smoking, maybe listen to some tunes, then have a solid stoned wank, then go to sleep. or maybe go outside and try and find a gf, you never know - it might work
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>>52142529
That's a good looking vehicle
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>>52142574
So?

What's your problem with them?
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>>52142607
>moon
>other planet
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>>52142581
a new trailer? is it not out in 2 days?
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>>52142404
2 is probably 95th percentile in attractiveness. Hot as fuck.
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>>52142607
The Moon isn't a planet
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>>52142581
>No 'Looks like a run of the mill pseduo-capeshit flick; I'll probably end up torrenting it when I'm bored one evening' option
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>>52142529
is that a shit pipe out the side
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so sxc

t b h f a m i l i a
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http://strawpoll.me/6268599
http://strawpoll.me/6268599
http://strawpoll.me/6268599
http://strawpoll.me/6268599

oh yea ... important poll, kiddos
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>>52142656
I must be posting from the fucking future then m8
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>>52142608
there's only trees outside and I dont want a mountain woman gf desu. i also only slept 6 hours so im pooped
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bought a blink 182 hoodie lads
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>>52142629
They're shit
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>>52142664
one on the left is way hotter tbf
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>>52142652
>yank education

>>52142674
basically

>>52142679
nice bodykit gayboy
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>Extreme views from the meekest of meek looking guys
>All of them requesting their faces be hidden
Regie BTFOing MRAs
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>>52142671
See
>Other (fedora option)
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http://strawpoll.me/6268613
http://strawpoll.me/6268613
http://strawpoll.me/6268613
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>>52142699
ok then find a goat to make ur gf then
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>>52142652
>>52142670
its a planetary body you utter degenerates
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Anyone else find c.uckolding hot?
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>>52142690
i dunno lad,

jesus was only 5'2 apperantly
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>>52142690
Anyone who votes no is a manlet tbqh lads
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have a great night lads, i'm going to watch lots of smart anime.
>>
>wanky teenagers with shitty old hatchbacks that have ugly body kits and massive exhausts fitted

They'll be first on the cross when I'm in charge.
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>>52142759

king of kinglets
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BASED milo is gonna be on bbc 3

my favourite gay
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>>52142719
couldnt be arsed finding a quality picture desu just wanted to contribute to the car chat
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>>52142581
Tale of two halves
>Story
Actually looks like it has potential: the Enterprise going where no-one has gone before

>The tone
Holy shit I hope that this is just a marketing gimmick because Guardians of the Galaxy was successful. The film had best not be like that
>>
want to move back up to my uni house already haha
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>>52142755
>love close up terrain shots of other planets
Do they put mercury in the water in Canada?
>>
One of my fucktoys in chinatown is named Joy.

She thinks she's a dog sometimes so I make her wear a fox tail whenever she licks me.
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>>52142756

Yes, I love holding my g'fs hand as she's fucked raw by a superior alpha male

It's the most natural thing in the world
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>>52142759
what? why did that ruin his life? weird thing to do but why did it ruin his life?
>>
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly

join us lados
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get in here lads


http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly


http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly


http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
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haven't saved any fedora wearing men on this computer lads
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>>52142745
jeremy clarkson isn't a car enthusiast he can't even change the sparkplugs in a car he's admitted it himself many times

also loves wrecking cars for no good reason (see reliant robin episode)

he's not even a competent driver, he crashed an extremely rare rs200 on the track

all he knows about cars is what hes told to read

ROARING V8 400HP YADA YADA

>>52142816
sorry for bullying you now

>>52142793
Yeah because thats what me, a car enthusiat, is posting

but tbf you probably dont know what is a "shitty old hatchback" i.e saxo as opposed to a RWD starlet or 2.0 redtop nova
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>>52142581
shit
I hate all of new movie trek with a passion because it shits all over the face of old Trek

fuck its just a generic spacesplosion action romp now

I'm as un-excited for this as I am for New star wars.
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>>52142929

>gif

fuck off
>>
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

If this doesn't break your heart then you're a literal Muslim

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3358045/Blue-Cross-appeal-rescue-pets-loving-homes-spend-Christmas-animal-shelters.html
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>>52142917
haha what thread lad
>>
*stands up*
well i've had just about enough of you all that i could possibly stomach. don't expect my return any time soon.
*takes trench coat and leaves*
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>>52142917
Excellent post
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>>52142947
"make it look as if the dog wrote this sign" meme needs to end NOW
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>>52142756
Maybe as a short term thing. I wouldn't want to sleep in the same bed and raise a child with a woman who gags on nigger dick every weekend.
>>
Poll is ready lads

http://strawpoll.me/6268671
http://strawpoll.me/6268671
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>>52142980
Rasheed
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Mou has lost the fucking plot lads
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>>52142997
dude CANNABIS haha
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>but tbf you probably dont know what is a "shitty old hatchback" i.e saxo as opposed to a RWD starlet or 2.0 redtop nova
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>>52142581
those better not be Jem'hadar or I'm going to burn down hollywood
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>>52142947
Bloody good hand-writing for a dog 2bh, I'd adopt it.
>>
whisks away trenchcoat to reveal paranormal kit*
*pulls out a large solomon's seal carved sword*
IN NOMINE PATRIS ET FILII ET SPIRITUS SANCTI

BY THE ORDER OF THE NINE TRIBES OF ISRAEL THROUGH THE WISDOM OF SAMUEL I BANISH THEE FOUL DEMON TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL

*Imapales you on the forehead with crucifix*
*sprinkles ash over you*

silence your foul tongue you evil serpent of toxic knowledge. Your waste shall taint this land no more.

OM MANI PADME HUM OM MANI PADME HUM OM MANI PADME HUM

*carves a solomons seal on your forehead and elbows drops you into Hades*

We'll meet again, Pazazu. The creeping darkness draws closer.
>>
>>52142997

alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink
>>
rocking out on the electric guitar dudes
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>>52142997
DUDE
>>
>>52143058
not seen that one before
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need a warm moist cavity hole
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>>52142997
>The only difference is their legal status
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>>52142894
here is a better pic and a better representation of my wet dreams
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>>52142581
What's with the fucking colour balance? Why is there a piss filter?

Other than that I think Lin will be fine, the problem is the dogshit script (Simon Pegg)
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>>52143028
There are some clueless cunts about who would think this is a fiesta with a "bodykit" on
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>>52143062
>what is codeine syrup, ayahuasca, Lysergic acid

???
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>>52143093
*spreads my arse cheeks*

just for you
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got banned on /sp/ for posting slags lads

fucks sake i'm gonna bang that mod when i see him
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>why yes I know alot about cars
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>>52143121
What has been revealed about the script?
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>>52143137
Hes joking calm your ham uncle sam

Cocaine isn't a drug either, it's a smell
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Gonna watch some deadwood lads.
>>
choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I
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>>52143117
tfw no escort cosworth gf


>>52143167
>I determine if a car is good or not by the badge on the front

HE WAS DRIVING A NEW BMW DAD
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JUST PUT 3 ANISEED TWISTS IN MY MOUTH LADS

IM FUCKJIN MENTAL!!!
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>tfw there will never ever be a good Star Trek series set in the original universe again
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>>52142929
At least there's a new tv series out. That will bring things back to basics.

R-Right guys?
>>
>>52143189
Oy oy. Fookin bangin m8
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXnddkLo4GY
just caught my korean flatmate listening to this lads
>>
>>52143182
got some deadwood for you right HERE *unzips dick*
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>>52143238
haha you absolute madman
>>
>>52143246

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>52143171
What I mean is, the script will probably BE dogshit, going by the trailer

>enterprise getting fucking destroyed
>scotty doing the exact same cliff grab from the first film
>bones will cringeworthy dialogue
>probably takes place on a single planet
>scotty probably heavily featured because pegg wrote it
>>
>>52143189
>comments are disabled for this video

You just know that song triggered half the world.
>>
>>52143189
That was the last thing thousands of good soldier lads have heard as they marched into a row 3 deep of musket fire and gunsmoke

bit mental

PUT A DONK ON IT
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>>52143248
t. Alberto Bambino
>>
can you niggers please stop mememing on /a/
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hardcore till i die H.T.I.D. 2K5

hardcore raver
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>>52143246
>You will never be able to hypnotise yourself to forget ever watching Star Trek so you can go through it all over again
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>>52143250
no
it will be worse than anything ever
even Voyager will be better.
>>
>>52143189
Some talk of Alexander,
And some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander,
And such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes,
There's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
To the British Grenadier.

Those heroes of antiquity
Ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder
To slay their foes withall.
|But our brave boys do know it,
And banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadier.
Whene'er we are commanded
To storm the palisades
Our leaders march with fusees,
And we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis,
About the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.

And when the siege is over,
We to the town repair
The townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys,
Here comes a Grenadier!"
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys,
Who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.

Then let us fill a bumper,
And drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches,
And wear the louped clothes.
May they and their commanders
Live happy all their years
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadiers.
>>
>>52143346
The /brit/ keion thread is the best thread on /a/
>>
oi oi fuckin chinos
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFwgggpI0gA
>>
>>52143360
I still watch through various series' regularly
>>
P O L E
O
H
L

http://strawpoll.me/6268747
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>>52143299
eh, I'm holding out on the slim hope that that's just marketing. At least it isn't almost entirely on Earth like the last two.

Plus Abrams is a sneaky Jew with his trailers. In the Into Darkness trailer it shows what appears to be the Enterprise crashing into water, then rising up. In the film it was the other way round and completely twisted the plot.
>>
Some guy at work rocked up in a new Megane RS 275 lads, it cost 1 1/2 times his annual wage
>>
>>52143378

T'Pol is best trekfu.

just finished an Enterprise marathon the other day actually. I know people see it as a weak ST but I got a bit emotionally at the end. Quite liked it 2bh. T'Pol is banging so that obviously helped.
her and Trip was a good romance ark also.
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Need to sort out my life one of these days
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Thought you lads were memeing about the small foamy beer business but it really is ridiculous out here, you ask for a pint and they give you 2/3rds of a pint, 1/3 head, ridiculous
>>
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me and the lads
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>>52143441

what is soulseek and what is it used for?
>>
>>52143471
>Megane RS 275
See how long he has that before the repo men come lol


also dont understand why people spend over or almost their yearly wage on a car when you could buy a 10 year old aston or something for the same price 2bh
>>
>>52143458
Honestly I don't think JJ is doing very much production at all on Beyond, he's too busy with TFA

I mean yeah his name is on the trailer, but I doubt he's really doing anything creatively
>>
>>52142831
Delete this
>>
>>52143494
>tfw no Filipino maid to walk in on me at the hotel and wank me off
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6268764
COOKFU
http://strawpoll.me/6268764
>>
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>>52143483
>T'Pol is best trekfu.
except she's boring and a shit actor

there have been better eye-candy characters that were also interesting
>>
>>52143495
They just don't like you m8.
>>
>>52143495
buy steins you cretin
>>
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>>52143515
*accepts your friend request*
>>
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Does anyone here like the band Hacktivist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbaVhDQfa3I
>>
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>>52143439
So do I m8, it still isn't the same though ;_;

>>52143483
>Not 7 of 9
Cracking arse in that catsuit, even if it made her faint on set

>>52143495
I'll give you one third of some head, lmao
>>
quote this if you praise Allah
>>
>>52143515
you look pretty stoned mate
>>
>>52143557

you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
>>
>>52143495
It's the Jewish revenge m8, they jew the fuck out of everything in Germany
>>
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>>52143582
glad we crossed that bridge
>>
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>>52143625
no u
>>
>>52143583
I KNOW I won't like them from their name alone.
>>
Might have a 3rd (III) ((THIRD)) super noodle today
>>
gona roll a fat zoot
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6268678/
http://strawpoll.me/6268678/
http://strawpoll.me/6268678/
http://strawpoll.me/6268678/

IMPORTANT POLL.
>>
>>52143644
>All those pointless stairs
Bit ableist desu
>>
>>52142309
Is it interesting or w/e? The only time I watched it I was exhausted and I nodded off after about 20 minutes, woke up for the ending in the house in Scotland, but didn't see anything else lmao
>>
>>52143657
>Putting that shite in your body
>>
>>52143671
stonkin
what strain you smokin tonight bro
>>
What are some good programs about trucking or lorries?

Things like Ice Road Truckers but preferably British.
>>
b-b-b--b-b-b-baby cakes you just dont know know
>>
>>52143657
Wish they still did the sweet and sour super noodles tbqh, absolute travesty
>>
>>52143622
very very good post
>>
just applied for a credit card xx
>>
>>52142350
I liked Reggie's docs in Russia, but the recent ones about "black lives matter" and now about feminism and shit are just nonsense
>>
>>52143657
>super noodle
You absolute cretin
>>
>>52143716

no idea. bought this off a random guy my mate knows.

but it does the job and he does good weights so im not complaining.
>>
how I I like I down low low
>>
>>52143734
*headspins*

*does the pingu skank*
>>
Lads All I do in my spare-time at work is read new sites.

I read pretty much every article on the FT and all the non-kuk ones on the Guardian every day. Getting pretty dull 2bh.

I can't exactly pull out a book, because then it would be blatantly obvious that I'm not working.
>>
went to an american cinema before and had to tip the shooter
>>
>>52143721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Nv0arASMM
>>
>>52143695
I'd say so
>>
>>52143752
finna get that credit rating lad
>>
IMPORTANT POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6268820

http://strawpoll.me/6268820


http://strawpoll.me/6268820

http://strawpoll.me/6268820


http://strawpoll.me/6268820

http://strawpoll.me/6268820

IMPORTANT POLL
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>>52143789
reddit is sfw and looks like youre doing something important 2 b h
>>
>>52143788
*crip walks into my camaro*
ayy nigga take a hit
*passes blunt*
*the weed was laced with DNA s[licing technology and mutates you into a fox*
>>
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Who /notfeelingfestiveatallbecausethey'resuicidallydepressedandhavenoreasontolive/ here?
>>
>>52143838
>>52143838
>>52143838
>>
>>52143695
The plot is fucking garbage but it's well shot and edited, and the action set pieces are great

Casino Royale had an A+ plot but if you weren't interested in cards, you could be bored
>>
>>52143789

i got that bored at work once I ended up reading about local hockey league scores on BBC sport website.
>>
>>52143872
Janny won't like this
>>
>>52143874

>garbage

fuck off yank
>>
>>52143855
*bumps up da road in my DONKK el camino on 30"s while cranking dat new sound*
>>
>>52143532
Running costs, I guess. Although that is offset by how little money an Aston Martin would lose over the time you own it. If he sells the Renault in four years, when the warranty is up, it will likely be a £12k car. An Aston Martin is still going to be £20k+ in four year, they've pretty much bottomed out.
>>
>>52143874
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>
Do you really like it, is it, is it wicked
>>
>>52143874
>garbage
le fug off yank XDDDD
>>
>>52144109
My pick for the worst post next thread.
>>
>>52143549
Too late. Can't delete a post this old.

Just gonna pray to God and hope she doesn't read this before this thread gets archived or deleted.

Then again, should be early morning over there in East Asia.

I should be safe....
>>
Why does Nigella always sit on the bottom of her staircase? Is she autistic?
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