Me on the Pull Edition
cara
janny's gonna do his NUT
where have the normies stashed all the gfs?
very lewd Kyary lads
maisie
>>52137990
listening to this lass lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzgp7CCxMc
Normies need to FUCK OFF
If you have any friends you are a NORMIE
If you have ever had a relationship you are a fucking NORMIE
imagine watching anime
must be sad as fuck
>>52137949
>tfw a gimmick you started makes first post
>>52138019
>normie
it's normalfag you fucking normalfag scum
charli
>>52138016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
>listening to a french girl that isn't this one
baka desu senpai
>>52138016
didn't mean to reply
>Such utterly shit picks on the instasync
>surprised nobody is in there
>>52138047
Who is this guy?
>>52138069
Normie bitch
DID YOU KNOW CIGARETTE LIGHTERS WERE INVENTED BEFORE MATCHES
going up to london for new years eve lads staying at my m8s house who already graduated and going for a few cheeky pints on new years eve then going to a rave the next day all day and getting completely spangled on as many drugs as possible x
Doing a read about WW1. We never really got taught about the big picture at school, just about how lots of brits died at the somme.
BIG
DIRTY
STINKING
BASE
>>52138095
where are you from la? london is a scary place for autists
If you get (You)s on /brit/, you are literally a normie.
Fuck off (You)getters
>>52138068
literal goddess
>>52138095
Hydra NYD is the best lineup by a mile, go there.
>>52138019
You need your cocoa little man
>>52138095
Kill yourself normie twat
is there any point in shit like twitter or instanormie if I basically know nobody outside of a business/work context?
>>52138068
I want to ejaculate inside her vagina.
>>52138019
what if I've become a complete recluse and I'm now shagging traps instead of actual women? normie still?
>>52138082
A menace.
ritsu a slut
>>%"!£*!"*
interesting concept i like it
>>52138099
ww1 easily trumps ww2 imo, such an interesting period. was absolutely the end of the best times.
>>52137918
>Being friends with your maths tutor
Bit weird lad
>>52138128
(You)'re a normie now
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
join lads
>>52138148
I use it for news/commentary/music info
never post anything ofc
>>52138152
OF COURSE YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING NORMIE YOU TWAT
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE A RECLUSE AND BE SHAGGING PEOPLE YOU CUNT
>text the oneitis "hey how are you?"
>she replies "only use my number for work emergencies"
JUST lads, JUST.
she doesn't even know she's the only person in my phone that isn't a relative
long for her to text me, even if it's just mundane shit
>>52138148
Twitter is objectively the best social media platform. Lets me know what my celeb crushes are up to, but also warms me when people are about to protest outside work so I know to take the back exist instead of the main one.
VERY depressed
>>52138229
not a chance there lad. Move on.
>>52138199
Fuck off with that normie shit
>>52138139
>tfw last NYD party I went to was at The Key and they played 'Put your Hands up for Detroit' when it was still a whitelabel.
Getting old.
>>52138124
were from all over because we all met at uni but im from kent, but weve done london multiple times before including last new years so im not worried x
>>52138139
already all got tickets to tobacco docks 2bh
>>52138147
no x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
>>52138139
>John Talabot, Levon Vincent, Move D
>>52138263
Get cancer normie bastard
>>52138229
lmfao lad move on
>>52138252
i am obsessed with her though
literally try and sniff her hair every day at work
>>52138279
worldstarrrrr
>>52138321
delete this
>>52138290
dindus literally cannot resist joining in a fight. they just dont understand the honour in a 1 on 1 baka desu
>>52138290
>niggers
want to join a charity organisation thats one of my uni societies.
You lads got any recs? Want to do some real good and help some people
>>52138263
better line up than that hydra party the other guy linked. u getting on the ket and pingers m8?
>>52138263
sell and change them lad. Hydra is literally across the road lel
>much better lineup
>better sound
>probably cheaper
>not rammed to the gills with chav cunts from Essex
>>52138351
fuck off
>>52138321
bit creepy lad
>>52138384
join the islamic society
>>52138384
the anime society
Anyone here listen to the following:
>hardcore
>beatdown hardcore
>easycore
>trancecore
>djent
>metalcore
>slam death metal
if so u are now my friend :3
>>52138393
pervert
>>52138384
UKIP
God I love Estrella.
Anyone know where I can buy a fuckload of the 660ml bottles online? Delivered to me house...wholsesale deals like. i know there tesco etc but I want a discount when i order loads of stuff
>>52138159
this tbqh
>>52138430
kek, do you own a leather trench-coat?
I'm 45th generation Roman
Ave lads
>>52138430
im a huge metal fan
>>52138441
>UKIP
>>52138391
Wow fuck off anytime little normie shit
>>52138473
love her chebs desu
>>52138159
fuck off
>>52138455
fuck off
>>52138443
it tastes like any other lager lel
anyone here listen to pornogrind
>>52138443
its good stuff 2bh. i got pissed on it at Heathrow at 6am recently. good times.
Lol just shouted out nigger, think my flat mates heard haha
>>52138387
absolutely getting on some mandy (already got it 2bh) and will probably just do anything i can get my hands on while there
>>52138493
2muchtits
>>52138458
>>52138469
i'm not a fuckin autistic internet metal nerd, im into hardcore
Any doctors?
Ate some half cooked raw chicken and feel like Shite now have I contracted Ebola?
5 minutes until the bangtrain pulls into the station
>>52138290
How does this even start?
>>52138523
haha
my gf
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11707509_1031819463495415_4029745979428140982_n.jpg?oh=92cd64484b4ab57e0063a812fc22b32d&oe=56DAA29B
>>52138299
good filename
>>52138526
fuck off
just got a super like from a hot girl lads
but she's far too hot for me
what's going on
>>52138504
is that the successor to 90s porno house?
>>52138385
i don't have anything in common
how do i forget her and move on?
>>52138585
no you fuck off x
>>52138526
isit actual mandy tho? lot of methalone passed off as mandy these days. some wickedly strong dutch pills on the scene for the last few years tho.
anyway = ket + MD is the ultimate party prescription.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066RJd9GqC8
>>52138587
shes a bot.
>>52138473
gf has baps like that
>>52138473
imagine actually putting your penis inside of her
>>52138535
Niggas gonna nig
>>52138587
cant message her until tomorrow morning either
where im gonna be all knackered
she looks too nice to be bantered with
fucksake
>>52138623
you're a bot.
>>52138641
Why would I imagine that? What if it gets stuck and they have to cut it off?
>>52138623
reckon?
you reckon i can still have sex with a bot
>>52138537
Listening to Tyler the Creator and it just makes me wanna shout out nigger and stuff lol
developed a bit of a crush for this girl
>>52138587
Kill yourself you scrawny little normie shit
>>52138705
haha lol
>>52138649
im not!
>>52138700
I dunno lol :P
>>52138645
>A man has been convicted of preparing to carry out a knife attack in London, inspired by so-called Islamic State.
>preparing
They're fucking chasing up thought crimes
>>52138751
>gif
fuck off
>>52138735
can i have sex with you?
>why yes I regularly consume illegal mind altering drugs and discuss it online
anyone here hate anyone happier and more successful than them?
>>52138583
ty m8
>>52138615
Prefer Paul's Special Request releases.
>>52138777
In that case TPTB should prosecute >>52138321 tbqh
>>52138777
>so called
just had a post-ironic wank
>>52138777
>so-called Islamic State
>>52138789
Only 8x6 dicks for me love. Sorry!
>>52138777
>preparing
>knife attack
What did he do? Take a butter knife out of his kitchen without authorization?
>>52138812
loathe anyone who's under 30 and a millionaire desu
>>52138587
> complains he got a super-like
just fucking go for it
>>52138601
Find a new girl, it's the only way
>>52138777
>so-called
Fucking hate this
>try to link audio webm from another board
>Error: Audio streams are not allowed.
Well, fuck you too Hiroshima Nagasaki
>>52138849
I've got one of those tb h
>>52138473
>>52138493
>>52138641
idk she seems super annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhs4N7omJk
>>52138891
Edgy
>>52138904
they never have been you twat
if dubs you're all pakis lads
>>52138928
rasheed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da70K4f6Ep
>>52138645
what exactly is happening here?
>>52138865
what should i do oh glorious tinder expert
literally just started using this, last convo was banterrific but she didn't see the funny side at all
>>52138641
Imagine taking off her top and feeling a handful of her amazing boobs in your hands and then licking them lustfully and putting your face between them
>>52138952
>gif
fuck off
>>52138933
Used to be able to link webms posted on audio boards, now you can't.
>>52138952
Pushing down on the chest as they exhale to fuck up oxygenation of the brain and causes you to feel high or something like that.
>>52138952
Americans
>>52138925
she is definitely super annoying but oh man i would totally put my dick in her
>>52138777
That's not a thought crime, numpty. Conspiracy to commit crimes has always been a thing. You think the police are just going to dismiss your detailed plan to commit terrorism as "banter" or what?
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRH05Nq_JI0
>using the super like button
Might as well just say yes I'm desperate and I'm going to be a complete push over for you. Trust me, I'm an expert on banter and modern phone apps that kids like us use.
>>52138950
wew lad
>>52138978
>Imagine taking off her top and feeling a handful of her amazing boobs in your hands
and realising 1/3 of the apparent size and firmness was bra enabled.
>>52138891
I assume because its not a recognized state
>>52139045
>"let's fuck"
do you think this will work
Maisie
>>52138992
Well im sorry that this shitty board doesn't support my collection of glorious audio webms
>>52138777
>Muslim buys a knife
>Gets arrested for attempted terrorism
Seems pretty good desu
>>52139011
I don't think you'd get the chance because she wouldn't shut the fuck up talking and be lol so random
>>52138950
epic
simply epic
>>52139093
>/deutsch/
Out of my country please
>>52138950
The sound of the times.
>>52138925
Love her English accent desu, could listen to her voice for ages
>>52139123
Was Oxford interview good so far?
>invited out to the work christmas night out
>one of the normies says that he'll be clubbing with some of his m8's afterwards and has invited me to come
Don't these fucking normies know that I want nothing to do with them
>>52139041
you may enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qy25bwmkM8
>>52139057
She's got nudes you know, she's a glamour model
>>52139182
FONT
>>52138777
yeah attempted murder shouldn't be a crime either as you've yet to actually commit the murder
>>52139111
i would stick my dick in her mouth
>>52139212
i hope she does porn
>>52139166
imagine listening to her gargle on your cum
I skipped the part about love
It seems so shallow and low
Low, low, low
Low, low, low
You and me
We know about time
We know how things go
They come and go
They live and grow
They pass and go
And glow and glow
Up and down
High and low
Low, low, low
Low, low, low
>>52139182
you do though you are just denying it because you are anxious about it
T-1:00 till trap o clock lads.
Testing the theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vId_4r925o
just boiled up eight eggs lads, EIGHT
XD
the things I get up to when I'm alone ahhhahaha
>>52139182
just go you fucking wet lettuce
what kind of club is it btw?
>>52138950
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da70K4f6Ep
really good post haha made me larf
>>52139301
absolute madman
>>52139179
yeah
>>52138925
Fucking love her voice 2bh
>>52139182
you should go anyway
>>52139287
did you post pics? only half following this story
are you giving/receiving or both?
i've shagged 3 trannies and it's amazing
>>52139324
gay club
gagging for a 5/10 loyal gf who is interesting to talk to lads
Just did a wank now I feel tired.
>>52139273
she's probably one of those girls that barely puts her lips around the tip of your dick and then keeps stopping to talk about dumb shit and then tries finishing you off with some shit 2 finger death grip wank
ITT:
>>52139359
I was thinking about it today, all the best, anon. I believe in you
>>52139273
Hope she doesn't
Seeing one lucky bastard having sex with her and all you'll be able to think is, "I will never be him".
>>52139245
He didn't attempt anything, just consider it
Poleaboo is worried
>>52138950
>>52139417
>candy
FOY
>>52139389
you also gagging for a million quid and the FA cup m8?
lads my ex keeps opening my snapchat stories (pretty sure I deleted her so don't know how she is doing that)
considering being a bit naughty and try to film myself getting with a girl on a night out and putting that as my story
http://strawpoll.me/6267993
http://strawpoll.me/6267993
http://strawpoll.me/6267993
http://strawpoll.me/6267993
>>52139384
BAD DUM TSS
installed grindr to see if there was any bailey jays in this country and seen one of my old skool m8s hehehe
and a fella (not certain if its him) with same name and same sorta look as my girl m8s boyfriend... could I oust him to her then get her on the rebound??
>>52139375
nah. I'm on my laptop but pics on phone. maybe later on when the deed is done. I've fucked 2 in Amsterdam, and a CD in UK before.. "She" is nearly 10 years younger than me lel, should be fun. I think it'll just be oral.
>>52139465
I don't mind cute asian girls
cartoons are just degenerate paedoshit
>>52139465
I looked blankly for a moment then realised there is no way to discern between the 2, they are both instruments of evil.
>>52139480
>girl m8s
>>52139480
I'm >>52139513 anon. nah it won't work like that m8. Most (not all) girls aren't that cool with bi shit but if you do then she'll def not be interested -- too insecure about it. you should tell her as a friend tho if it is him.
>>52139529
>degenerate paedoshit
>Masturbating to Asians whose faces are 6 months old, boobs 2 years old, legs and arse 1 year old and act like they're 5
>Calling others a paedo
No anon, you are the paedo
Hello, /brit/. Can you tell me what is that tv-show about blonde faggot zombie guy called?
>>52139456
what's your snapchat? If you don't want to say on here send to [email protected]
I wanna follow you, I don't have many friends
walk on jap, jog on
>>52139629
very loosely m8s as in ive talked to them a few times, I dont go for the best m8 is a girl xDD shit
>>52139654
celebrity juice
what are some comfy youtubers to watch
>>52139465
Both reddit-tier gook shit
>>52139681
this will never catch on
>>52139629
whats wrong with having female friends?
what's it like to look a girl in the eyes lads
>>52139652
calm down weeb
>>52139706
https://www.youtube.com/user/cenaboyle
>>52139706
ashens
Unironically, what will happen to UKIP if we vote to leave the EU?
>>52139726
>whats wrong with having female friends?
>>52139663
my snapchat is urmum69 2bh
posting the waifu lads don't mind me
>>52139706
I'm watching bob Ross paint on twitch, my heart slows to a stop occasionally I am so comfy.
>I was going to get rid of my account right now. Then I saw you
What does that even mean lads
>>52138032
'cara' ?
>there will be a mag 10 earthquake in your lifetime
>most likely in a place full of brown people
>>52139774
not much
UKIP are being kept as far away from the vote leave campaign as possible
LADS
My xbox 360 has given up the ghost. Can I just put the hard drive in another xbox and start afresh?
>>52139806
she wants to fuck
I assume everyone ITT is watching Nigella on BBC2 right now, right?
>>52139787
ok then
>>52139806
she wants to FUCK you autismal freak
>>52139774
not much
the tories still won't cut down immigration so one of the biggest arguments to leave the eu won't go away
>>52139863
no
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
>>52139844
>My xbox 360
is this 1999
>>52139835
>tfw want to move to BC
>Earthquake might swallow it up
>>52139706
lindybeige
dan carlin
>>52139863
why? cuz of her tits? got filthier stuff in my wank bank tbqh
>>52139806
You scored from outside the box with a kick no one thought possible. Take off your shirt and run around the pitch.
Redpill me on chavs.
>>52139844
yeh sure why not
>>52139765
why are swedes such ungrateful cunts?
>>52139926
pikeys*
anyone else listen to IDM lads?
like aphex twins y'know
>>52139465
>Pick one
>Alri lad, what'll it be?
how do you respond?
Heard a SAS sniper took out 5 jihadis with 3 shots today.
Good work lads
>>52139926
they don't really exist any more
>>52139926
our version of white trash. loud, obnoxious and poor.
Fe Fi Fo Fum i smell the blood of Reddit scum
>>52139951
Aphex Twin, Autechre, the list could go on.
>>52139945
>complaining about page 8
they're even more cuqed than us
>>52139926
they seem to be a lot less common than they were in the 90s and early 2000s 2bh
>>52139926
The rebellion of the white working classes against their police-state Labourite masters.
They target champagne socialists and browns.
>>52138229
>she replies "only use my number for work emergencies"
ABORT
>>52139973
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/10735666/British-sniper-in-Afghanistan-kills-six-Taliban-with-one-bullet.html
>>52139970
the best beer in the house
>>52139970
Pint of strongbow please mate
>>52139970
laugh at him for being a 190cm manlet.
