Anime edition
Also Silent Night is the official /brit/ Christmas song, everything else is heresy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87q5dmW6zDg
>>52134294
>K-ON
Enjoy your moeshit autistic show, Abdul!
>fun things are fun
real trap shit
what's it like to hold a girl's hand lads?
>>52134198
Sensi Pearl
>>52134172
wew m8
>>52134264
>not knowing Fairytale of New York
Seriously, how?
>>52134198
Pornfus would be Adriana Chechik and Keri Sable
Jun
Album from the Hungarian label is finally out :)
>>52134294
more christmas bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyHl1tQeaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VRHgzrCQHw
>>52134371
Alri bender
>>52134354
If you don't fancy her it feels like literally nothing.
whats a comfy film to watch on netflix lads?
>tfw two of my toes are partly fused together
What does this mean lads
>>52134294
WONDERFUL DREAM YOU TURBONIGGER
>>52134451
mutant
the lads
THE BOYS OF THE NYPD CHOIR
>mfw finish reading all those posts from the mussie getting BTFO last night
>>52134198
what's the name of the ginger bird with the big tits? lilith something? my flatmate watches a lot of her stuff.
also, have you guys watched that fake taxi? is it actually a real taxi? i thought it was staged but like, where does he get a taxi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbdvo019mgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mawwURNqPC0
>>52134354
It made me sweat a lot.
>>52134451
it means you're from norfolk
Kyary
Who's the biggest atheist in the world of tennis?
Roger Fedora.
>>52134497
>gif
fuck off
>>52134504
Lilith Lust I think
>where does he get a taxi?
Taxi shop I'm assuming
>>52134354
I hope a girl never tries to hold my hands. They're really dry. Dunno how I'll get a gf without using my hands though
yryr very soon lads.
>>52134518
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
Doing a think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>52134646
delete this
right out of patience desu
>>52134630
Hai! Yuru Yuri hachi Mario!
>>52134571
yeah, that's her. wouldn't mind looking like that.
there's taxi shops?
>>52134518
really wish this had a penis desu
Think I might be a madman and have KFC for Christmas dinner lads, haha!
>>52134734
delete this also
Azusa
>>52134294
Good edition
>>52134656
Need to stop doing a think. I've been doing a think for weeks now and it's making me suicidal.
>>52134504
They bought one and then put the cost against their tax along with the production costs.
remember dancing man
fat fuck
if a girl doesn't text you over crimbo break is that a pretty good sign that she doesn't like you?
>>52134746
Are you Japanese?
hi lads
have had an extremely depressing day
it is not good
NYE on /brit/ was more fun than anything i did this year hahahahahha wanna dieee lol
>>52134821
what happened la
>>52134799
>Calling holidays "breaks"
Fuck off yank
>>52134483
hate that these kinds of nobs always seem to be pretty rich too
Lads I have a girl in my class who always smiles at me and shit
she's always trying to touch me, sometimes she just hugs me
maybe that's just a pity hug or whatever but it feels nice
she's not too pretty though but not ugly neither like 6/10
is this my chance?
>trendy haircuts
Got a good gimmick idea
when the pasta nigger returns every pretends to have no idea who he is
>>52134851
they dont look rich? I work with rich people and they dont look like that.
>>52134889
Who?
>>52134791
that's all just words for me. is it a tax write-off?
feels really fucking good when you wake up in the morning knowing youll MAKE x amount of money that day lads
wageslaving aint too bad
>>52134875
yes. talk to her more and ask her out
Post your favourite school hymn lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7spyhVBrA4
>>52134889
Who who is?
>>52134936
how much do you make a year la?
>>52134907
very good
>>52134875
yep, if not its a good chance for a practice run for future attempts. Also 6/10 now could be an 8/10 in 5 years time.
>>52134875
can you send a pic pls
Thinking about Lacan's neo-freudian doctrine of Phallus as "signifier of signifiers"
>>52134841
I've been moved at work so I no longer tell people where their parcels are and all I do now is transfer calls or give people a different number to ring
It's also in a different building so I won't be able to see work girl again and she will never be my gf
>>52134875
show pics.
>>52134350
>Turkey
are you a cute girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1Pd43qvUs
>>52134875
>tfw missed my chance with a legit 8/10 earlier this year
Take the chance and run with it.
>>52134909
Buy taxi 2nd taxi for adult business purposes, when you pay your company tax the price of the taxi is deducted from what you have to pay in tax.
>>52134939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DEP3xkyxxU
>>52135010
you were pretending to be a girl yesterday
>>52135087
No? I think you have me confused with somebody else
>>52135075
Extremely good post
>uni finishes for christmas
>lot more anime shit posting
fucking normies pretending they're not
F U C K O F F
>>52134936
agree desu
although it doesn't help get out of bed in those initial moments at 6am :(
Hi x
Did a move house. Confirmed no Internet until new year. Please still be here when I get back, I love you all xox
>>52135075
>>52135171
I miss you dearly
CAPTCHA FUCKING LOAD YOU PIECE OF SHTI
>>52135010
*does a pretend to ignore the picture*
thats shit senpai
did you get her number?
>>52135075
You don't sound like a girl haha
>>52135171
good brb gimmick lad
>Bost yfw last work week this year
>>52134810
I wish. At least I'd be normal in my weirdness.
Is that master race trip guy actually autistic or something?
I don't really come here often but every time I do he's here posting anime or some greentexts that people don't really reply to
Reminds me of this guy I have on facebook who always posts poetry that nobody comments on and only he likes the statuses, sometimes see him walking around town with a dogend in his mouth talking to homeless people about something philosophical
>>52134939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLGqavkDszU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t8zA1N6mCY&l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrJ190HIk1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7a7LdgRh-k
>>52135223
>bost yfw working christmas eve and boxing day
>>52134294
anime keeps winning on /int/
>>52135221
No I didn't
what can I do? I could add her on Facebook but then I'd have to make a facebook
>>52135282
>mfw
>>52134294
OGGY OGGY OGGY
working for a single hour tomorrow night and the night after that lads
dunno if its even worth it but i only live a 5 min walk away so sod it easy £7.04
>>52135320
GOY GOY GOY
>>52134939
>school hymn
>Not hammering out the GOATest banger that is We Are The Greatest
CUZ JESUS TOLD US SO
YEAH
>>52135257
Cheers boss I danced was the one I was looking for, banging choon
>>52135067
fucking hell me too lad
she was a qt as fuck 8 or 9 german, she explicitly told me she liked me, then broke up with her long distance bf, and then it just... fizzled out and nothing happened. i don't even know how i fucked it up but i'll never let myself forget that
>>52135066
>are you a cute girl
Hell, even if I was a girl I would never date some faggy beta Brit kuck. Enjoying the Paki dick as always I suppose?
>>52135301
See if you can find out when she goes to the pub maybe?
Really not a fan of facebook personally
>>52135171
Who the fuck are you?
>>52135432
left looks like a slightly paki version of a girl i know
>>52135221
Thank you x
>>52135217
Don't know if I'll survive without you x
>>52135075
good lad
>>52135444
I hate normiebook
I don't know what to do reeeeeeeeeee
the potential love of my life is slipping away
>>52135231
Weird people dont know they are weird, thats whats weird about them. Take Alan, kid who was at college with me, always said he was weird, made a point of it. But he wasn't, he just wanted to be so he could feel a bit different. Dave TV (aka weird dave)however thought he was completely normal, and yet showing your friends videos of yourself naked stroking a cat and asking if they though it was arty enough in deadly earnest is not.
what kind of psycho freak doesn't have facebook
>>52135440
You realise if you're from Turkey, you're literally a paki?
>>52135495
get a fucking grip lad shes probably never even thought about you once while not in your presence
Important thread please put forward your opinions:
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>>52135548
I'm Jewish to be quite honest with you lad.
>>52135075
STB (simply the best) post
>>52135392
You're welcome.
>>52135566
don't be jealous abnormie twat
>>52135543
facebook is killing society and communities
>>52135495
you'll find a way senpai, did you make friends with anyone else in your old group? just keep going to pub with them and one day you'll make it la
>>52135577
I've literally never watched K-ON
thinking about the time when i was like 14 and joined an online gaming clan called scottish legends despite being english but just told them my grandads scottish (which he actually is tbf) and they all accepted me as one of their own x
>>52135577
It's gonna go in the trash lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqwb2WPkg2E average yank voice
>TFW my primary school classmate was murdered and it's all over the news
>>52135644
Traitor
>>52135644
Joined an only gaming clan when I was 13. Still talk to one of the members 8 years later, almost every day. He's a yank.
>>52135592
>Jewish paki
oh dear mate
watering my cactus
>>52135680
My entire graduating class could died and I wouldn't care
>>52135680
doxxed
>>52135623
yeah, the new place I'm at has 3 people from my old group
massively depressed ngl, didn't even get to say goodbye to her
>>52135680
lad I went to school with strangled his gf to death and got 16 years haha
Just ate a big bowl of cereal like an absolute madman
>>52135644
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
There was some kind of spastic on my train before. We went into a tunnel and his told his friend "Oooo, It's gone all dark".
might do a wank (have a method)
>>52135680
Hope you're not in Belfast lad.
How do i into gf?
Would really appreciate a (You) for my bantz in the /a/ thread.
>>52135680
>>52135730
shit lads, what happened?
instasynch when
Don't really get this 'love' thing off of pop culture. Don't really understand how the normies do it?
>>52135813
I just told you, he strangled his gf and got 16 years
>>52135786
infiltrate a social circle that has single girls in it
>>52135843
they don't they just pretend to be in love until they want to fuck someone else
>mfw aliens have made contact just to take the uk out of the euroean union
>>52135801
here (You) go
use it wisely
>>52135813
Details sketchy since it just came out, but about 20 guys beat him to death and stabbed him for whatever reason. Haven't the foggiest why they'd kill him.
>>52135843
Its all down to genes, yours are weak so females dont desire them.
"""""""""""""""""European"""""""""""""""" union
Think I have just found the lewdest picture of Kyary in existence
How short is too short lads?
>>52135869
Thank you based greys. Please probe my loving and tender neghole vigorously.
>>52134982
>>52135020
she's the one on the right
when i was about 15 my cousins best mate got knocked off his moped and died, i was very close to my cousin at the time and his m8 was one of my good m8s by association. bad feel lads
>>52135432
Body of left with the cute face of right
Just used Tinder for the first time and got two matches today
not bad t b h
>>52135959
FONT
>>52135869
We normally just call them pakis mate
>>52135921
Anything under 6 foot haha x
>>52135908
>"""""""""""""""""European"""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""union"""""""""""""""""
>>52135940
DO IT
O
I
T
>>52135592
>>52135703
>paki paki
>>52135921
honestly know a 5'2 guy that gets punani on the reg desu
working up the courage to upload pictures of myself to normiebook so i can then work up the courage to go on tinder 2bh lads x
How is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>52135959
Where do I go from here?
>>52136017
made a fake facebook months ago for tinder but then couldn't bring myself to upload a picture haha
>>52135548
Rasheed.
>>52136044
Going good, still managed to avoid getting one.
>>52136046
Stop posting this.
>>52136044
Gravity Falls had a very good year to be honest.
>>52136046
I'll be extra nice :3 :3 *wags tail*
>>52135896
That sounds fucking brutal
>>52136044
don't
>>52136046
>I'll take you out tomorrow and show you how nice I am, then you can put in a good word for me
>tfw taking all the womenswear shifts at work so i can at least look at and talk to qts all day instead of being bored to death in menswear
>>52134875
>qt female friend who does this
>Complains that she doesn't have a bf
>Is a top slag though and isn't shy about it
Don't want to miss my chance again, but really?
>>52136091
>gif
fuck off
>>52136088
Help then.
>>52136044
>willem dafoe after power lifting and a trip to the dentist
>>52135896
>Living in Twinbrook
Sorry to hear it lad. Wasn't it over a bag of coke?
Helps me lads I have to choose between the RN or the RAF and I can't make up my mind.
>>52136044
>>52136046
the fuck is a dp
Trying this no wanking thing out and even though it's only been one day I feel like I've got more energy than normal. The only problem is I keep thinking about wanking.
>>52136046
y-you too
someone messaged me saying he's going to kill himself, and i don't really give a shit
>>52136162
join the coast guard
>>52136162
navy m8 we rule the waves after all
>>52136184
it's a placebo tb h
>>52136162
neither.
>>52136172
display picture?
>>52136117
>tfw taking Christmas holiday shifts at shop so I can chat up the MILFs
started listening to XFM from the start again lads, great banter desu.
>>52136163
it's december m8 hurry up
>>52136162
>planes
>boats
>>52136162
Join the Royal Twink Regiment.
>>52136172
double penetration
HIROSHIMA
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
what is happening
doing a post (have a method)
>>52136162
Is it possible to join the military for a few years without becoming an insufferable squaddie type?
i can't help but troll on tinder how is this supposed to get me laid
>>52136215
>>52136313
I think the minimum is like 6 years
>be on group chat with mates
>mention reddit once
>occasionally post screenshot snippets of 4chan posts
>mate thinks it's from reddit
>whenever I make a banterous comment that I probably learned to do from spending time on /brit/, mates think it's reddit that's made me funnier
not sure how I feel about this
do you reckon maisie has a hairy fanny?
>>52136317
ask them to come over for netflix and chill
>>52136233
oi oi
>>52136377
Of course she does, famous people don't have to try.
wish the palestinians would all die
>>52136343
JUST A FUCKING PLACEBO
All dressed up like the walking man desu
one day the servers are going to fuck up
and /brit/ will be gone forever without warning
>>52136410
Rasheed
https://twitter.com/KatePow3ll
>meme haircut and colour
>intersectional feminist
>vegan
>artist
>likes astrology
>likes islam
>scottish
fucking parodies these people
>>52136387
*iplayer and spoon
>>52136160
I don't live in Twinbrook thank God, although I live uncomfortably close to it. I broke contact with him after Primary School like I did with most, so I have no idea what he was like as a person. Maybe he did it for drugs, maybe not, I haven't heard any theories flying at the moment.
>>52136377
no
she's not pure or quirky or different to any other girl
she's the definition of an average boring insipid teenage slag
likely shaves her fanny, pierces her nipples, and wants tattoos like the rest of them.
shit-tier waifu, honestly lad
>tfw my dad died today
Is it weird I don't feel sad at all
Already over it
>>52136471
I can't get the iplayer m8
>>52136313
Join as an officer.
>>52136172
double penetration
>>52136495
>Already over it
You wish, enjoy the next week of it hitting you
FFS i just want to tell people how much i like Jun why is this so fucking hard.
4chan is kill again?
>>52136447
That doesn't make sense
Muslims are the ones who like Palestinians
>>52136474
was he prod or cafflik
>>52136495
You're in shock and denial lad
stay strong in the next fortnight x
>>52136501
RTE and fondle
>>52136410
wish you could go back to pakistan (and die)
>>52136548
Religion doesn't have anything to do with it
Sikhs, Hindus and Jews are pakis and they aren't Muslim
Rasheed.
>>52136512
>joining as an officer on a whim
lol good luck
It takes years to get in as an officer, with a minimum 12 year contract
>>52136410
what are you doing in the UK bibi
>>52136554
It's West Belfast. He was born to Catholic Parents.
>>52136569
>>52136447
what is this meme
trump, farage and the rest of them are pro-israel
Israel are the biggest kebab removers in 2015
What
alri lads
what's redbush tea like? I quite fancy the idea of a hot drink before bed but if I have a cup of tea the caffeine in it keeps me awake and pissing at all hours of the night so I was thinking of a non-caffeinated hot drink to enjoy before beddy bye byes
any suggestions? I don't like cocoa and it's fattening
many thanks x
>>52136604
>>52136569
Rorke
>>52136538
Dying, not dead
Post her reaction when you [spoiler]confess[/spoiler]
>>52136474
I'm only going off what I've heard today. Something about a bag of coke and someone's ma turning them in.
>>52136604
>Jews are pakis
>>52136653
quite nice desu. been drinking it instead of normal tea and don't think i'll go back
>1 pound just to tell you I love you
Wew, so much for plan b
>>52136691
>>52136640
>Israel are the biggest kebab removers in 2015
Confirmed paki.
Hezbollah alone do more to remove kebab, but shhhh, I'd be put on a watch list for saying that because it would hurt paki feelings.
>>52136691
Who?
For some of you, your most prideful accomplishment will be having known poleaboo before he claimed the front pages of every newspaper in the country
>going to west belfast
>ever
>>52136495
honestly dont know how ill handle my parents dying
doubt ill be able to function for a year
>>52136628
Probably leeching benefits and raping white girls like the rest of em
>>52136774
>going to belfast in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrm0tvAC3Y
>>52136781
baby
>>52136741
Rorke's at it again lads
>>52136828
>going to the british isles
You know what's kinda funny about the nofap shit? The same exact things they claim are caused by jerking off are the same things normies claim happen when you don't have sex for a long time
>>52136829
is that chris chan?
>>52136828
>Not living in best city
I feel for you.
Cretin
I crashed my car into the bridge
I don't care
I love it
>>52136879
chrisTINE chandler you complete and utter shitlord
>>52136879
yes hes trans now apparently
