First for Macri
/cum/ming
They're fucking sleeping you fucking cook
>>52126523
One of the reasons why they refused to institute it is because there were genuine concerns the extra hour of sunlight would wear out people's curtains and such. Again, I'm not joking.
You know what they say when you get off at Brisbane Airport; "Welcome to Queensland folks, wind your watches back 30 minutes and 30 years"
>>52126744
fark ooff
>>52126726
madman
How do we increase gender equality?
Gonna join the French foreign legion boys
>>52126771
>not wanting to live in the 70's
>>52126815
>the 70's
>30 years ago
Queensland education everybody
>pseudo-Poland
>pseudo-potatoes
>pseudo-Russia
>fucking horse semen-drinking fern
>pingstralians
Shit provinces
Shit countries
>>52126813
I'd come with ya but I'm far too soft for that sort of carry on.
>>52126809
whats that silly porker doing?
Anyone like fishing?
>>52126757
Who is?
>>52126872
No problem l a d
>>52126898
i like yabbying
>>52126771
>http://www.qt.com.au/news/daylight-saving-perspective/2855140/
I don't know where they got this idea that half of the population should stop what they are doing and get in line with fuggen Queensland. Including the two largest cities in Australia.
>>52126813
I'd join too, but they would probably penetrate my tender anus for being such a soft cunt.
>>52126898
Did you watch Aldo mcregor?
today in the sky I saw something white/silver that was relatively shiny.
Looked pretty far up.
Was maybe spinning.
It was moving but very very slowly, at first I thought it was stationary but I figured out it was moving across the sky very slowly
Was it alien?
I am going to bed. Peace me up Scotty
>>52126898
Love saltwater fishing, freshwater is for poofs though
>>52126809
cut up your euro coins and get women to manufacture calendars with 12 day months
17 dollars for a pack of low quality cigarettes, 23 dollars for Marlboro reds.
How is this acceptable
>>52126978
good night my lovely
>>52126972
Yup, even got banter'd in kikebook.
>>52126981
Saltwater fishing?
Is it lIke freshwater fishing but at sea?
>>52126978
Chinese spy drone.
>>52126940
The funny thing is they and WA have such a chip on their shoulders they have memey successionist/independence movements
>>52127033
roll your own dardy
Litwini jedzą guwno
>>52127054
Do you reckon the nation of Brazil will recover from becoming irrelevant in mma?
Anderson silva is gone
Lyoto machida is gone
Aldo is gone
Rafael is gonna loose to cowboy
>>52127116
Takes too long and I don't have the finger dexterity.
>>52127127
I'm not a huge follower of MMA desu.
Isn't Shogun still fighting?
>>52127054
No
>>52127033
$25 for the cheapest 30 pack, that's why I only smoke rollies now. I've honestly considered moving to some shithole like SEA just because it costs fuck all there
>>52127171
No he was goned a long time ago
I've Aldo doesn't get a rematch and put mcgregoor in his place I might have to personally get involved tbqh.
>>52127162
Just get one of these, got mine for around $10. I bought a metal ciggie case to keep them in if I'm going out
>>52127175
>>52127033
>paying to kill yourself
>>52127231
Tbh just gonna stick to giving my money to the slimey hippies who tax our ciggies. Does Australia sell camel cigarettes? I always buy either Marlboro, or jps red depending on how much dosh I got. But if we got camel I'll try them
>>52127291
Fuck off will ya
Give me all your (You)s, now!
C H E C K
H
E
C
K
>>52127365
Welcome
>>52127365
ha i dont have any you smelly fuck
>>52127227
Brazil is getting keked in so many fields I don't even care anymore desu.
>Politics
>Economy
>Football
>MMA
>>52127320
Fuck if I know, I don't even know all the smokes you can buy here because they're required to fuckin' hide them. One of the major supermarkets here literally seperately wraps them in an opaque plastic bag before giving them to you so "children can't see it" or some such bullshit
>>52127291
Get this enough in real life, keep it to yourself lad
>>52127440
What the fuck? That's retarded. How tight do you roll your rollies?
>>52127423
Can't brazilians buy guns now? That's pretty cool imho
>>52127089
WA has enough of their own money and is isolated enough that they feasibly could seperate. Queensland politics are full retard as evidenced by them getting rid of their Upper House in the 1920s.
>>52127320
Yes yellows and blues but not at Coles or woollies
Just watched Omoide Poro Poro lads, fuck it was good.
Trying to stay up all night to fix my sleep schedule.
>>52127162
It takes 2 packs of tobacco to get the rolling right. From there it is smooth sailing.
>>52127626
What's a yellow? Lighter than a blue? Will they sell em at milk bars?
>>52127537
Depends on what type of smoke you're looking for, quickie outside you want to keep it loose so it burns fast; if you're sitting down to relax and enjoy one with a drink you want slightly more tobacco so it has a nice, slow burn.
Today was my first day at work, chaps. I met a cute teacher around my age, we chatted while she was walking the kids.
Also I learned that snow is fucking heavy.
t. alberto 'snow cleaner at school' barbosa
>>52127569
Sort of. But getting an illegal gun is easy af anyways.
>>52127720
did you fuck her?
Anything good on American Netflix lad?
>>52127690
Blues are lighter yellows are originals. I have never been to a milk bar, just go to a tobbacinist it's 2015.
>>52127776
na dunno ay
>>52127720
You are cleaning only the snow or what else do you do there?
Watching intervention, makes me feel superior tbqh
>>52127766
of course
>>52127776
Narcos is quite alright imo, chap.
>>52127839
Was it romantic?
>>52127871
Watched it aye good show. Wish I was a Colombian drug billionaire looks fun aye
>>52127720
woah back off buddy, that's my gf
>>52127899
>Wish I was a Colombian drug billionaire looks fun
Can't argue with that.
>>52127830
leaves, trash, snow, low quality posts what don't contribute to the board culture and dub gets (the last one i do for free)
>>52127950
In the mood for dubs, let's see what happens aye
>>52127914
t. Imants Kek Ozols
>>52127885
define romantic
>>52127914
you can watch next time
Does /ausnz/ really have more in common with /balt/ than with /cum/ ?
>>52127950
Do they tell you what needs to be done or do you do whatever the fuck you want?
>>52128036
yes
>>52128036
You don't have what it takes to meme with us
>>52128036
yes
>>52128036
all of us are shagging ur mum
>>52128036
Yes, we really, really, really dislike Mexican posters.
>>52128036
No /Balt/ posters include /ausnz/ because they like us. If cum included /ausnz/ we'd show up
>>52127950
But when someone gets two same grades or even more in a row (like 5 and 5), then will they be banned from school?
>>52128103
Mexico is like poland of americas
>>52127995
Did she let you cum on her big tits?
Do you come from the land _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _ _?
>>52128156
the land of down n under
go back to somalia
>>52128156
>Do you come from the land _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _ _?
BALT & AUSNZ
>>52128061
After Trump makes American great again, will /ausnz/ love us again?
>>52128036
Someone show him the map
>>52128055
I do the particular territory what was assigned to me
>>52128134
>let
real gentlemen don't ask
>>52128121
It would be extremely painful.
>>52128190
no we love /balt/
>>52128191
this one?
>>52128258
Oh, that is cute.
>>52128191
Gotcha, fäm.
>>52128036
See this
>>52128284
yes, ty mate
>>52128036
ur not nazi enough
>kõik kolm uudist
wat
>>52128200
you don't have to ask? I will try next time and let everyone know how it goes
>>52128385
are you implying there was a previous time?
>>52128200
Do you have to be there for a certain amount of time or it does't matter as long as you do everything?
would ausnz help against udija?
strawpoll.me/6264145
>>52128573
>50/50
Really want to learn a second language lads, I'm not sure what I should choose though. Right now I'm split between French, Italian and Spanish, what do you cunts recommend
>>52128498
8 hours a day m8, no matter how soon I finish. Also you can't really be done with everything, not with this weather at least. You have to keep the place clean while you're there.
>>52128695
I recommend a Baltic language
Latvian is particularly nice desumaize
>>52128695
French or spanish if you want it to be practical. Spanish is used in most of south america and french is used in half of africa.
>>52128695
php
>>52128695
english senpai
>>52128788
I'm already learning Python
As you can see I'm bad at choosing languages which is why I asked here
>>52128533
What is that? Russians in Lithuania?
>>52128739
Think I might learn French then, it'd be nice to understand the French opera, that's one of the reasons I was considering Italian
I hate Christopher hitching, Christopher Dawkins, the whole faggot atheist crew. Hate em all
>>52128036
no but ur mum has a lot to do with cum lmao
>tfw no Aussie friends
>>52128475
tb.h I have never came on a girl's tits, only stomach after pulling out
but I see what you are implying there with virginity
>>52128937
And I hate Lawrence Krauss.
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUSTRALIA OUT! NEW ZEALAND OUT! FOREIGNERS LEAVE RÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
>>52128998
yeah it's a shame russia shot down a passenger plane with australians on it last year, didn't go down very will with Aussies
>>52128998
you should blame russians for that
>>52128873
it's me inside your mum :)
>>52129194
jokes on you mum's dead
>>52128036
>/balt/
white
>/ausnz/
white
>/cum/
hispanic
???
>>52129234
that's my fetish
>>52129132
haha you dont mean that
>>52128695
日本語を習ったほうがいいでしょう
>>52129292
i'm ur mum's fetish
>>52129360
im ur mum
I wanna eat kangaroo.
>>52129317
Do you really speak Japanese?
I've always found Japanese writing very aesthetically pleasing, and the question is, if I learn Japanese, might that ruin the writing for me? If there's meaning behind the characters, does that ruin the aesthetic value?
>>52129384
u're mum*
>>52129389
roo is good yabby bait
>>52129442
For how long can you eat 1 kangaroo, like a week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f24bNERKrME
>>52129465
We don't traditionally slaughter and keep whole animals in our homes I couldn't tell you.
Also roo meat isn't very nice not many people eat it.
>>52129465
Isn't it cannibalism? Kangaroos are basically people.
>>52129513
their pouches are actually pretty gross they look like a deflated soccer ball made of skin
>>52129410
Native jap here.
Of course i know every word's meaning, though, for example i love the writing 質実剛健(simple is the best).
>>52129563
do you eat spiders?
>>52129662
No we're white not south east asian. I ate your mum's cunt once though.
doing a wank
>>52129744
Did it taste like spiders?
Kangaroos are the best
>>52129410
>If there's meaning behind the characters, does that ruin the aesthetic value?
No, it's the exact opposite effect.
>>52129784
it tasted like a salty radioactive vagina
>>52129626
>>52129849
Cool, thanks
>>52129931
My pleasure.
どういたしまして。
>>52129317
memerunes are hard as fuck to learn, I tried for two years in high school. It's just too foreign
>>52129890
>salty radioactive vagina
sounds like ur mum
>paid attention to Aussie
>he starts wanking
interesting correlation
finished my wank
>>52130155
good double
>>52130155
on what did you wank, lad?
>>52130155
nice nice
>>52130232
>>52130070
>p-please pay attention to me Mr Big Strong Australian s-sir
>>52130277
oh shit, dubs and sick burns, god bless you kangarooman
Starwars premiere
>>52130277
leave the poor russian alone :(
i love you ivan
https://www.generosity.com/fundraising/graham-s-special-reportage-trip-to-the-baltics
Should we fund that trip for lulz? I hate russians and kremlin.
tfw no qt aussie gf
>>52130394
faggot
>>52130431
fuck off melbourne
>>52130422
>he doesnt even get payed by kremlin
how pathethic you gotta be
>>52128573
>49/51
We can still win this!
why are these generals combined
the baltic sea is nowhere near australia
>>52129234
oddly satisfying last three digits
>>52130564
we are connected by memes and bants
>>52130564
Why do you exist
>>52130564
>american education
>>52128284
>>52130564 abos and maoris were baltic speakers
>>52130620
this, maoris even have that funny latvian ā letter
>>52130277
pls don't start crying in ur anime pillow, m8
>>52130564
>hurr durr I'm an American so I'm just going to pretend New Zealand doesn't exist
/balt/ is sensitive to our needs. `
>>52130564
tell us about our threads
Wait. Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia all speak different languages?
What the fuck?
>>52130564
cuz we have many little girls in this general, they attract thirsty betas from all over the world ^^
>>52130759
Why wouldn't we 2bh
Fucking ignorant new zealanders
>>52130759
No. We all speak Russian and english. And we have local dialects.
>>52130759
new zealand please you're embarrassing us
>>52130759
>kiwi education
We all speak Prussian, mate
>>52130759
Yes, we have our own languages.
I want a hoverboard for Christmas
lithuanian is bestuanian
>>52130919
Congratulations.
Straya is Baltic, here's the proof
>>52131027
i dont like this
kaksteist kuud HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52131040
why not? i love you
Lithuania is that one island state in Australia, right?
>>52131078
Aussies in charge of not understanding the conversation again
>>52131078
i love you too it's just that i don't like what our northern border looks now
>>52131090
No, it's a parish in Russia.
>>52131090
Africa actually
>>52131090
yeah norfolk island
>>52131117
>>52131134
Congratulations. I know you'll make each other happy.
>>52131122
Oh shit.
t. >>52131134
Is there a dubs checker in the house? :D
Observe my dubs
Ausnz, what the hell are you doing on another corner of the planet right now?
>>52131117
>>52131134
merry christmas
maisie
should i listen to russkoye radio?))))
>>52131192
Double checked and all I'm seeing here is singles, boss.
>>52131191
you're the bride
>>52131204
chipping buges :DDDD
>>52131204
A wank
>>52131222
you got the trips, you decide
>>52131204
Hanging from the ceiling
>>52131204
Bout to go to the supermarket for some early morning shopping before the crowds trigger my anxiety.
Yes hello I heard this a cool place
>>52131247
now is ur turn?
>>52130819
This.
Older people know Russian better than English.
foreigners leave
>>52131330
Not only older people.
Hi all
post yor disks
>>52131398
Hey lad
God save the queen
>>52131346
are oceanic bros foreigners?
orchestrating a wank
>>52131415
It's allah
>>52131357
Its okay OP if you are having a middle life crisis we still love you :)
>>52131453
I love you Lithuanian frogposter
>>52131424
no we're expats
>>52131453
Th-thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXrBV3NYhII
>>52131494
>>52129807
Post muscle kangaroos
The meteor shower was pretty uneventful
Sat in my garden for like 30 minutes
Probably saw about 10 which to be fair makes up about 90% of the shooting stars I've ever seen but at the same time I was absolutely terrified a huntsman would crawl on to me because I was just sitting on a reclined beach chair in the middle of my garden
I wouldn't normally have this fear but the other week I was watering my garden at 11pm and a fucking huntsman crawled onto my hand off the hose handle. Body instantly spasm'd and brushed the spider off, I sprinted inside and had a fucking panic attack
Yes, hello. I would like a wife please, where do I apply?
>>52131584
>>52131626
I wish I knew
![Distribution.sparassidae.1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gXIGzTG.png "Distribution.sparassidae.1[1].png")
>>52131597
>Balt doesn't get Huntsman
Lucky cunts
Just spin a web like all the other spiders and stay out of my house you fucking cunt spiders
>>52131597
"Guys! Stick with me today, we're gonna go over to the park and I'm gonna show you something special! In a few hours the whole sky will turn red and there will be meteorites everywhere like fireworks!"
>>52131652
looks like avergae Australian poster XDD
Average day in Estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNxV087tQ84
>>52131652
Literally /fit/ - the webm
>>52131686
there are these
>>52131674
Belarus is fine too, do you have any sisters?
>>52131626
Look everyone, it's another brownie looking for a white wife, lmao
>>52131698
I always pictured meteorites having tails and appearing like long streaks in the sky
But really they just look like bright dots that move across the sky really fast for 1/5th of a second
>>52131776
theres nothing literal in there
>>52131798
That's beautiful. Does it bite?
>>52131825
I saw one that lasted several seconds recently, it looked pretty amazing.
>>52131831
Literally Reddit: the Lithuanian
Do you think New Zeland is relevant? Seems that NZ relates to Australia is like Baltics to Russia - small irrelevant and everybody thinks it's located in a bigger neighbour.
>>52131899
nice literal repeating numbers there
>>52131851
it sits there and looks scary
>>52131804
No.
It's not a problem.
Any local girl will do anything if you'll take her to sweden.
Bonus points if you are fat rich muslim
>>52131912
new zealand is way more beautiful than australia if that's what you're getting at
>>52131912
Jevgenij pls
>>52131912
Yes
>>52131686
>non poisonous
>eat poisonous spiders and pest insects
>constantly playing pranks on humans by playing hide and seeek
huntsman are bros
>>52132029
stop banning russian vodka, nazi
