/Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ Fuck asian cartoons edition vol.2
Shit thread desu
buy sprats please
2nd for lithuania
Hello.
4th
>>52136742
buy our sprats please
Still no lithuanians
>>52136824
Their job is done
>>52136589
is this real?
Can I be baltic please?
Still no dubs
>>52136887
Seems to be. He has been earlier with his trip on /int/.
>>52136566
r3al thr3ad lads, it was posted earlier than this one. You know the rules.
>>52136938
you'd except there to be some replies... :(
>>52136962
Please go fuck yourself my man
>>52136964
There is one now ;)
>>52136887
>>52136964
Who is he?
>>52137077
>he doesn't know UncleSamPatriot
>>52137077
(you)
>>52137077
Finnish youtube star
>>52136994
Do not be a sore loser, friend. The rules say that the early thread gets the posters.
>>52137077
the guy who preaches the bible and gets high off of lollies
doing a walk
>>52137334
How's it going?
>>52137334
You wish you were that short.
/Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ = NERDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COLyadWtr-4
What'cha listenin' to, /balt/?
>>52137453
>Nēģergalva
GO TO THE RIGHT THREAD
>>52136566
>>52137520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbljHaVQBAk
Only Estonian
>>52137401
It goes good
>>52137578
You are already in the right thread, bae ;)
>>52137520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAEAiAMwGFQ
>>52137702
>Sabaton
>2 Hours Gaming mix
smdh
http://youtu.be/4NGq60CGkwA
hmm
>>52137789
There's a lot of things you need to deal with, nerd. This is one of those.
>>52136735
i will buy some
>>52137816
wat
Someone faps to this, don't they.
>>52137832
>I like to eat shit. Fucking deal with it, nerrrrd.
>>52137702
Cool. I've seen them live last year. Or was it this year? Either way, I liked it. Better than all the 60+ year old rock stars at the ends of their careers trying to squeeze out some money touring the baltics.
>>52137950
Post would hold more weight, had it not come from someone preferring...whatever is it you call the whole thing you posted.
Only we can stop violence against women, /balt/ + /ausnz/
https://youtu.be/HmaWz3qg3BQ
>>52138138
Sabaton is universally considered casual as fuck and the low-brow of metal. Get with the times, grandpa.
>>52137520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxNW2Ulpwk
>>52138240
There is a crucial flaw with that reasoning. You think that the opinions of others matter, when it has been proven without a doubt that my opinion stands above all else. We're not even in the same ballpark here.
>>52138240
>>52138481
you need to calm down and listen to some doom, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n6LJ5iQ_Sk
>>52138481
It has been proven without doubt that I am intelligent, nihilistic and I have a wicked sense of humor. Therefore, you're a faggot. Bend over, bitchboy. Let me Dragged Into Sunlight your boypussy..
>>52138564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrhkIEKdMp4
>>52138642
>dragged into sunlight
sounds like me when I finally got a job
>>52138590
But the only thing the post proved is your non-traditional sexual orientation. While I commend your taste, I will still judge you silently, with my nose wrinkled and upper lip raised.
>>52138775
Sorry, chap. I am known for sending heat waves to your mother's loins. In fact, if you still question my sexual orientation, I can demonstrate how I penetrate your mother's vagina. Don't let the moans scare you, boy, the kekoo's nest is mostly safe.
>>52138642
just gave it a listen, pretty gay desu
you need to listen to something heavy
>>52138914
You're pretty gay desu
>>52138914
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbpeZm8gGk0&list=RDNbpeZm8gGk0#t=0
fug why is finland with the balts :DD
>>52139028
where else would it be, Pekka?
>tfw tried to shitpost on /balt/ all day and had region/isp/ip-range blocked and thought something fucked up, but i actually left a vpn on for 14 hours
Can I still get some memes off before I go to bed?
>>52139122
yeah
>>52139114
/kankerdraad/ is mine
>>52138903
Slanderous implications and braggart declarations aside, I fucked ur mum.
Also, it's getting too late for this. Goddamn.
>>52139028
This is your home.
>>52139122
off to a nice start with doubles
>>52139289
>off
:DDD
>>52139327
what?
>>52139028
We have dropped to the lower bracket m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIbk_NG7YQ
AUSTRALIA
LATVIA
HELLO
>>52139397
BY ONE
Y
O
N
E
>>52139428
Hello Bahamas, how's it going?
>>52139428
foreigner leave
>>52139428
is this lithuania's new flag?
>>52139428
Welcome
>>52139533
all me
>>52139495
I wish, geezer
>>52136589
get the fuck in here
lakupiipu guy is here again. probably making requests.
>>52139463
All good, how about you?
>>52139471
>kidneystonia
>>52139495
i dont think so desu
>>52139530
coolstonia
>>52139463
oh yes. It's 7am that went over my head
>>52139428
Welcome, sunny guy. We'll open a panel on deciding the /balt/ness of Bahamas...some other time. Meanwhile collect dem digits to help you when the time comes.
>>52139427
why is she such a qt?
>>52139583
Is voodoo real? Did you ever play Monkey Island?
>>52139588
>>52139655
good double, friends
>>52139583
Pretty cold, desu
>>52139655
thanks lad
>>52139803
Im not sure if voodoo is but that's something you should ask a haitian
no idea what monkey island is
>>52139848
I could do with some cool weather tbqh
>>52139991
nice pepe, may I save?
Moe anime just doesn't do the trick any more. It feels like watching paint dry, whereas before it was THE reason to live. I don't know what's happening and I'm scared.
Do you think the 21st Century will be the Baltic Century, /balt/ + /AUSNZ/?
>>52140076
You stopped being retarded.
>>52140061
go for it, and have the original for any holiday pepe needs
>>52140123
Baltics are like the guy in the jail shower scene that got pushed down and raped. What's more likely, that the victim gets up and starts raping others or that maybe he will get raped some more?
Surrender now, and pledge allegiance to the mighty Rzeczpospolita
>>52140123
I think we should drill a hole through the earth and make a highway from balt to wherever it comes out.
>>52139991
It's a game set in the caribbean that was popular when I was a kid. I actually don't know anything about the bahamas but I've got to go to work now. Have a good day man
bye /balt/ + /ausnz/
>>52136735
>spratlands masterrace
>>52140123
Every century is Baltic Century.
>>52140147
very nice, thanks lad
have this avant-garde pepe as a thanks
>>52136637
Bawlt plus oz en-zed is the best gimmick of 2015
>>52140337
Ah yes, the smell of money
>>52140357
Literally belongs in a modern art museum. Just wish the strokes were thicker and sloppier.
Went on a date last night lads and told her to go to the comfy Baltic countries when shes in Europe (getting her box smashed by BBC and jamals) :3
>>52140294
>pooland
>>52140325
have a great day lad
>>52140357
now THATS what i call a pepe
But we have Kranklis, so fuck the frog.
#TarbiKodumaist
>>52140493
is this the new lgbt flag?
>>52140480
Tell her the boys on /balt/ said she's welcome and we hope she will have a good time.
>>52140357
Look at all this negative space, the Pepe comes to self-explanatory life. This could hang at MoMA.
>>52140554
yup
>>52140715
it's nice
>>52140493
Post some Bahama culture lad
>>52140357
I see a bearded wizard frog tipping his magic hat at me.
>>52140294
>>52140554
>>52140732
kurwa please go and stay go
>>52140747
It's not about what you see, it's what you feel
>>52140782
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE
>>52140932
don't post children
>>52140987
why should i post any children?
are you pedophile?
it's bad and you should feel bad
>mfw in the army
>mfw surrounded by weebs
Why?
>>52140744
christmas day lads
>>52141094
weebs in the army? that's odd
>>52141113
wheres the snow
>>52141094
As someone who has completed conscription and loves anime, that shit has absolutely no place there. Report them all, secretly. Do it for your country.
>>52141111
Watching anime with the boys in the army is just a hair away from sucking their dicks in the shower room. That's a scandal desu.
>>52141163
>tfw no snow
>>52141113
Do you decorate palms in place of Christmas trees or...?
>>52141111
ayy what's good
I don't want limp wristed weak willed meme spouting faggots defending my country
Any girls here?
>>52141241
I wish it was mandatory for girls to have a conscription. So much potential homosexuality and animu-discussion.
>>52141333
>trip threes
>>52141379
>Naine laevas, laev põhjas (Woman on the ship, the ship at the bottom of the sea) - Estonian
>>52141147
i know it's horrible
>situation 1
>be me
>watching some guy play EUIV
>dude closes the game
>desktop wallpaper is an anime girl sucking a popsicle
>situation 2
>go to my room
>some dude is watching One Piece
>Situation 3
>be me on duty (sit around and make sure everything in the barracks is ok)
>bored, start rummaging through the desk
>mfw i found a drawing of an anime girl
>tfw your opinions are always right, but they go against the majority opinion, so you have to wait until what you thought would happen happens and then brag about how you predicted this
baka desu it's hard being intelligent
Estonian army is literally a social club for boys. The tasks and exercises are physically and mentally easy and the hardest part is being locked away, forced to watch your life pass by one day at a time. It's basically like prison - and just as useful.
>>52141448
Naine roolis, auto kraavis (woman behind the wheel, car in a ditch) - Probably Estonian
What's your point?
>>52141549
That sounds so cool, I'm jelly.
>>52141549
Better than anime boys desu
>>52141575
Sounds like every peace time army ever.
>>52141605
The point is that if you let women on the ship that is a functional army, it will sink.
>>52141658
>>52141690
proofs?
>>52141575
Wow, thanks for that insightful information. You are the first brave person to actually say it out loud. Kudos, my friend. You are the modern day Rosa Parks.
>>52141770
US Army
The squads with women are literally meme status
>>52141715
>tfw barely any animu walls
>>52141549
lol wth, do you guys have conscription or something?
>>52141816
This post reminds me of something someone in the army would say. Pleb tier sarcasm and memespouting. Simple people.
>>52141837
Why not make segregated squads only then?
>>52141961
The women would be cannonfodder.
>>52142000
But the only women that are allowed there are the ones that are on the same level as men or better.
>>52141891
yup, 11 or 8 months
>>52142105
>women on the same level as men or better
Nicely memed, pal
>>52142156
Lad, pls. I'm not talking about on average, I'm talking about those that are actually allowed in the army.
>>52142112
Why does Estonia need conscription?
>Estonians
>White
>>52142271
who the fuck knows, probably not enough money to have a proper paid army
>>52142271
Maximum military power for minimum money. We could probably annex some cücked European countries desu.
>>52142541
That's a fuggen annoying waste of a year. They could never have it here because of how bad Vietnam was.
>>52142271
Just got out of it mate, you have no idea how good I feel right now.
>>52142286
She is prolly mixed with Chuvash or something? Didn't you get those migrants during the Soviet times?
>my mum's husband
>>52142639
it probably is for some, but i was a fat loser before it, now i'm kinda fit, more confident and i have the rank of sergeant. So i see an improvement
>>52142271
Posturing. Being next to Russia, all of us together wouldn't mean shit, but it "sends a message". As in "it will take Russia 10 minutes to be in our capitals instead of 5".
>>52142639
I read that 2/3 of US soldiers who fought in Vietnam were volunteers.
>>52141930
you are just a typical complainer. Everybody knows the army is shit, but success-oriented people try to make the best out of the worst situations, not complain on the internet.
>>52142765
i find that offensive, we could hold out for 20 minutes at least
>>52142765
Where's your army Latvia? Why do we have to come to Ādaži to shoot big guns on your soil?
baka baka senpai
>>52142684
Chinese migrants?
r8 in ascending order of scuminess:
niggers
slavs
sandniggers
mudslimes
jews
white trash
skinheads
white single mothers with niglet children
>>52142763
So do we call you Sgt. Shitposter now?
>>52142661
My dad was drafted in Vietnam, they held a lottery on TV and if the numbers of your birthday came up you had to go fight. He is still mad at the australian government t.bh
>>52142763
Is it full time or do you just get to come home and shitpost after training all day?
>>52142871
Thats Sgt. shitposter sir to you fuckface
>>52142860
Wait, sorry, I misread. I googled Chuvash and they are super cutiepies, would let enrich.
>>52142878
its full time, but you get weekend leave (unless you fuck something up) and vacations, 9 days till my christmas vacation
>>52142878
You have 1 hour to shitpost or do the stuff you want per day. In faggot battalions you usually get out every weekend, but in tougher places like Jõhvi and Võru they can keep you inside for months.
>>52142853
Our army is in Ādaži. Probably. I'm not sure. There's so few of the lads that they could get lost there and we would never know.
>>52142878
brutal m8
>>52142763
watch out for this badass over here
>>52142915
Yes sir. Sorry sir.
>>52142915
Penetrate me, sir. I beg of you.
>>52142765
that just means we need more conscription, not less
>>52142788
Don't know about the US but here pretty sure there were less volunteers and opposition to it even within the defence forces because it wasn't really our war. We also fought in Korea (another US war) and there were conscriptions there.
My dad and a lot of his friends were drafted into Vietnam in a "birthday ballot." All the vietnam vets I know were drafted.
>>52143088
Kind of, but for different reasons. I believe the millennials need some of the spirit they give in the army. Maybe then they wouldn't have so much time or need to stagger around drunk.
Fuck, I'd gladly serve myself if I didn't have a heart condition that gave me 0 stamina.
Estonian Army power rankings
Faggot tier:
Staabi- ja sidepataljon
Logistikapataljon
Suurtükiväepataljon
Õhutõrjepataljon
Tagalapataljon
Pioneeripataljon
Mid tier:
Vahipataljon
Mereväebaas
Kalevi JVP
Discipline tier:
Kuperjanovi JVP
Viru JVP
>>52142788
>>52143212
oh and a couple of them died from cancer and a couple more are sterile due to the chemicals they were exposed to over there (agent orange etc.)
>>52143272
õtp doesn't give any shits about anything
>>52143272
>tfw no estonian qt to murmur in my ear in her elven tongue
>>52142915
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
The largest port in Poland is gdansk
The largest port in Lithuania is memel
Holy shit.
Take the g and an s from gdansk and its dank take an l from memel its meme
Dank Meme did i just blew your mind /balt/ and /ausnz/?
>>52143075
god damnit, stop turning me on
>>52143396
Where do you put the leftover letters after that?
>>52142990
you get paid well?
>>52143009
doesn't sound like the job for me. Do you get out of it if you are attending university?
>>52143396
boland is a dirty girl
>>52143451
Good
Singles,,
Lad
>>52143254
either way, the shitty 5-10k armies do serve a purpose, if we did ever feel like having an israel-style army it would be far more difficult to rebuild one from scratch
>>52143326
Damn. And I bet the Australian Vietnam soundtrack sucked as well.
I need to go and take a shit but I'm too lazy to get up from bed.
>>52143382
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
>>52143404
S-sorry. Smug military men with cool uniforms and a superiority complex are my fetish. I was literally salivating when I was in Paris a few years ago, there were tons of military police lads there with their guns and little red berets. Such cases.
>>52143467
you don't get paid, there is some kind of support money paid but that is kinda shit
>>52143533
Update: I got up and now I am taking a shit.
>>52143487
Masterful. It's like our ancestors planned for this shit.
>>52143496
I suppose there is no reason to pretend that we'd be able to do anything against a serious Russia, but sometimes I wish we did, you know? Give the lads the fancy gear and everything. At least we'd be able to guard our own skies ffs.
>>52143467
>Do you get out of it if you are attending university?
You can finish university and then you go in after you finish. Sucks dealing with immature post-high school boys, but they're weaker mentally so they're also easier to control.
>>52136637
Oh hail there! ::DD:D
>>52143733
Welcome brother
>>52143733
konnichiwa aniki
>>52143806
>konnichiwa
baka
How do I get eesti gf?
I'm tired of all these mongols.
>>52143930
>I'm tired of all these mongols.
I've got bad news for you, lad.
>>52143930
Latvia is the nearest location for non-mongols
>>52143919
Iie, anata.
Been questioning my whiteness recently lads
Never thought it would come to this
>>52144023
I've got almost black hair, blue eyes and white skin. I look like the Estonian flag, so it's okay if I'm not blonde (white).
>>52144023
Don't worry its normal.
>>52144094
>so it's okay if I'm not blonde
Sure thing, turk.
>>52143499
probably the rolling stones and whatever was popular then
Australia did alright though, just a stupid war
>>52144134
Rude af chap
>>52144157
Mul puudub taktitunne
how do I fix my sleep schedule lads? I have classes at 9am, but I just can't fall asleep until like 2am.
do you know any lifehacks on how to fall asleep easier?
>>52144201
Tõsi.
>>52144223
Don't move for 15 minutes. You'll pass out pretty easily.
>>52144223
Yes. Install f.lux or Redshift on your computer and Twilight on your phone. Don't drink coffee at least 6h before sleep. Exercise helps. Get sunlight.
>>52144223
Start taking Unital at 23:00-00:00.
>>52144223
just stay up all night and go to class at 9
or do something physically exhausting.
or force yourself to sleep. If you stay still long enough, your body will go to sleep, even though your mind could be wide awake. Then just take it from there and it's all cool. Also be sure to resist the urge to scratch your nose if it comes to that.
>>52143371
>>52143371
This((((
>Estonia will never have catchy nigger rappers and ultra-athletic nigger basketball players
>>52144450
But you have auto mäkki
Ei mikää rantaryssä
Vaa aito virolaine
>>52144341
>just stay up all night
That doesn't do a thing.
>>52144023
>>52144094
>tfw as white as it gets
>pale as a corpse
>blond hair, grey eyes
feels great, lads
>>52144450
Third place in europe 4th in the world not a single nigger
>>52144450
We have both and it's not that great to be honest my senior.
>>52144573
I had blonde hair as a kid desu.
>>52144573
Go re-populate Sweden with your superior genes, Rasmus.
>>52144581
>not a single nigger
>>52144573
>grey eyes
>>52144450
how many Estonian NBA players have there been?
I only remember Muursepp
>>52144023
>>52144094
I've got green eyes and everything but chestnut brown hair and was able to grow a beard earlier than all my friends so my friends at one point liked calling me a "secret turk".
>>52144715
Andrus Veerpalu is quite famous estonian basketball player, atleast in Europe.
>>52144657
I am talking about our Basketball team
>>52144715
>I remember Muursepp
Holy fuck, I thought he was just a benchboy. But Müürsepp was it I guess. Our athletes just overextended in the 90s and 00s. Now we're just good at WEED LMAO sports like fencing, wrestling and extreme skiing.
>>52144793
I should've looked at your pic before Bing™ing it
>>52143371
I can fix that... If you like rape as well.
>>52144683
>jelly
You probably have brown eyes, don't you?
>>52144643
>Rasmus
There has never been a Latvian named Rasmus in the history of anything, ever. Try again, Eesti
>>52144581
There is literally 1 (one) black guy in my hometown. Needless to say, he stands out quite a bit.
>>52144826
he was, I think he played like 11 minutes a game, but I'm a Heat fan so I remember him, I know almost every player that has played minutes for the Heat in the last 25 yr
>>52140294
Fuck off, m8
>>52144625
>ultra athletic niggers in finland
Ha ha haa.
>Walk home through an empty street
>See black guy
>He says hi
>"H-hi"
>Feel good that someone noticed me desu
>>52144850
PLEASE BE IN RIGA
>>52144850
love me tender bby
>>52144890
I have steel-blue eyes or some shit. Brown hair, though.
The future of Estonia is undoubtedly multicultural desu. Black lads are very friendly. Under no circumstances was I hired by the government to tip the general opinion of this discussion.
>>52144964
>Be shopping in Stockholm
>Somebody behind me asks me to move aside
>I move and mumble sorry
>It was a black woman
I was pretty shocked, it was my first time saying something to a darkie.
>>52144959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0efCvco2uI
If this counts.
>>52145064
Autism
>>52145015
>steel blue
Probably what I meant by grey, m8
Tbh we should do an anime meetup in estonia lads
>>52145114
Down syndrome
>>52145143
I'm down, let's do it in Viljandi.
>>52145076
I have a black somewhat of a friend
The day of the rope is coming for me I guess lmao
>>52145143
The locals would be worried if they saw so many army guys in one place.
If you could replace all Russians in your cunts with blacks, would you do it?
If you could replace all Russians in your cunts with Arab Muslims, would you do it?
>>52145103
No it doesn't. They are little black boys.
