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having an icy pole
first for /balt/
>>52118396
are you a ninja
I LOVE YOU CAROLINE
>>52118421
>>52118426
>another country's flag
>>52118396
>12:36
>breakfast
>>52118447
Do you have an exoskeleton?
>>52118460
>50 SOMALIAN FLAGS AND A BUNCH OF POLISH FLAGS
>>52118460
hawaii has our flag on it lol were cuking u
check in lads, whats your emotional status
Im comfy and chilled
>>52118455
nice dubs
Tell me about Caroline. She better not be an anime character
>>52118519
sinking feeling
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2YWfALExnY
I love all of you
>>52118525
>Tell me about Caroline. She better not be an anime character
She's not.
>>52118616
Well you're relatively mentally sound then
>>52118628
Hah. I wish.
>>52118628
heard u talking shit about 2d
>>52118660
Are you a schiz m8
>>52118679
you are human shit
>>52118701
very rude
>>52118679
You should be hanged.
>>52118700
Nah, just moderate to severe generalised anxiety and a crush on a girl I've never spoken to.
>>52118734
i flush you down the toilet
Alright you fuckin weebs clear out.
Go on, shoo
eesti <3
>>52118752
>moderate to severe generalised anxiety and a crush on a girl I've never spoken to
been there mate, definitely been there
>>52118752
>crush on a girl I've never spoken to.
Why not?
>>52118777
>>52118757
>>52118749
calm down goys
>>52118777
Can't argue with trips.
GTFO, weebs.
>>52118808
FUCK. OFF. FAGGOT.
>>52118777
pic
>>52118785
You know, the anxiety. Plus it'd be weird to go up and talk to a random girl.
>>52118783
How'd it end? Favourably?
I don't mind weebs until they start roleplaying like a /g/ desktop thread. Very gay
>>52118835
Tell me her and your names, I'll message her for you.
>>52118856
I still have not talked to her, and have no idea what happened too her after HS as she is too pure for facebook
>>52118829
lets go big boy
>>52118900
>benis in vagina
That's horribly undiverse, gb2 germany you nadsi
>>52118926
madman
>>52118901
i will literally curb stomp you cunt
>>52118897
My condolences. It'll end the same way for me though.
>>52118945
all this dirty talk is making me hard
>people still posting in the Rasheed thread
Well at least the weebs and pakis are contained
IT IS SNOWING, CHAPS.
>>52119042
nice one, jelly tb.h
>>52119042
whats snow like
>>52119042
proofs
>>52119018
>Rasheed thread
good one /brit/
>>52119042
Cool, it never snows in my part of the Island.
Bit jelly.
>>52119085
A fucking leaf.
You cannot make this up.
>>52119128
rude to be quite honest with you, my commonwealth friend.
And the snowing stopped, thanks for joining!
>>52119145
Sorry, I was projecting a bit
>>52119157
no, I'm sorry. really
>>52118968
It sucks, but I find someone, r-right?
>>52119042
>>52119155
>snowed here like 2 hours ago
>all of it melted within 10 minutes
Thanks Obama
>>52119088
Cheers la
who here /Christchurch/?
>>52119018
It's the current year for gods sake. Stop being racist
>>52119042
>>52119155
still snowing here haha
except it melts instantly
Saw my mum sneak in several boxes of Favourites today, gotta be for Christmas. Thinking about searching the house for a cheeky nibble on a crunchy bar lads
Oh my god protein farts are delightful
>>52119277
My brothers are lazy cunts so I'll probably get a few boxes
>>52119258
Its almost the next one :^)
>>52119277
good luck on the sneaking mission lad
dont forget the basics of CQC
>>52119277
Fortunately for me I have a retarded brother to trade all the shitty cherry ripes and turkish delights for something better
>>52119277
>mumsie buys Favourites for chrissymas
>go digging through her closet
>this year she's put a lock on them after I got at them last year
>fucking bitch, not on my watch
>take a hammer to the lock, it's not very sturdy
>breaks off easy
>open them all and start eating
>mfw chrissymas comes and my 7 and 9 year old cousins get half empty boxes with only cherry ripes and turkish delights in them
MISCHIEF
who /culter/ here
>>52119300
can't wait to give my brother this lynx deodorant set
went to a shop, didnt spill my spaghetti, even said thanks to the cashier lady. Are you proud of me balt?
>>52119328
>CQC
get the slut with the M9
>>52119358
>>52119363
>cherry ripes
>not god-tier
smdh
>>52119328
Tranq her t bh m8 its broken
>>52119363
my friend ate all the lollies his mum gives out to her students. She teaches deaf and blind kids.
>>52119382
good work friend
>>52119392
Do you also eat shit?
>>52119373
I got fucking 3 sets of the choc lynx shit last year.
Not impressed.
>>52119392
my nigga
>>52119382
you made it
>>52119373
kek
I've maori'd my family many times
>LITERALLY walk to the dairy on Christmas eve and buy 20 dollarydoos worth of lollies
>wrap that shit up and give it to my brothers
>they fucking love it
where are all the balt friends
what time is it in the balt
skyrim>dark souls, it has mods and shit
>>52119419
>choc lynx
you mean the Maori shower set
post what your listening to/watching lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVqPx5mUj0g
>>52119419
t bh I appreciate Lynx deodorant sets, only problem is I've currently got 3 of those loofahs hanging in the shower
>>52119457
based normies
>>52119457
Pleb taste my friend Dark Souls was easily the best game of last gen
>>52119444
nice fours
>>52119472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZGKALMMuc
Sang this to my missus once over Skype, feel like blowing my brains out every time I think about it
>another Christmas
>another year when my father won't give me his signed record of Simon and Garfunkel's The Sound of Silence album
Should I start hinting that I'm going to kill him if he doesn't give it to me soon so I can claim it as inheritance since I know my sisters wouldn't want it.
>>52119533
Is your missus hot?
Does she cook eggs?
>>52119542
hire a hitman
>>52119382
I'm proud of you, if only all of us could follow your example
>>52119472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_Fir2p5gg
when it don't be like it is but it do
>>52119554
Yeah she's hot. Only problem is we have an open relationship and she's currently banging some maori guy she says is the best she ever had.
>>52119542
Just kill him now, save you fussing around.
>>52119542
slit his throat while singing "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND"
>>52119472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJe3dQ8haoU
>>52119596
wait what
>>52119542
my mum is splitting up her jewelry collection amongst her male and female children
don't know what my bro is going to do with the matching emerald and diamond earrings, ring and necklace set
>>52119596
>openly keked
Anon, I...
>>52119554
Both but we broke up 6 months ago, sort of fell into the relationship though since I'm a bit of a spacker so I'm probably not going to touch another woman for another couple of years
>Go to an all boys high school
>Now I'm studying CompSci
wew
>>52119596
You better be looking after her son
>>52119566
>>52119598
>>52119617
You know, if I actually do it, you faggots are now liable for imprisonment for encouraging me.
Fuck that'd be some good bants to get you cunts arrested.
>>52119596
Rude cunt
>>52119667
>Go to an all boys high school
did you play soggy biscuit or syrups?
>>52119673
is this actually true
>>52119658
>don't know what my bro is going to do with the matching emerald and diamond earrings, ring and necklace set
Sell them?
Also you're a girl? Be my girlfriend?
>>52119673
Cyber bullying?
Nigga just turn off the computer smdh cracka
>>52119673
They can't fucking find me m8 I browse incognito.
>>52119712
didnt know we had a fucking hacker in this thread watch yourselves lads
>>52119711
haha lmao nigga true shit nigga just close your eyes hahaha
have to drive to sydney tomorrow from melb to see the family for chrissie
so sick of these meme drives lads why can't my fucking parents just pay for a plane ticket
what happens here
Watching Beverly Hills Cock
>>52119750
At least you don't have to cruise on the Inter Islander
>>52119700
Nah, some cunt got a crossdresser to blow him in the toilets though
>>52119780
what school
Please be Christ's College I hate those cunts so much
>>52119750
what makes it a meme drive, lad
>>52119767
life
tere!
>>52119818
Moi!
It's half past midnight and I haven't wanked yet
>>52119750
>9h drive
fuck mate
>12:30 am
>not asleep
>>52119807
my car's aircon doesn't work and I have to be up there in 24 hours for my nanna's 83rd
plus the last time I drove for such a long time was last year, kinda jittery
>>52119833
eesti on söpö
>>52119818
Hello
>>52119848
Let's wank together.
>>52119796
>Christ's College
Nah, I'll give you a hint. During the time I was there our Rugby team had a brawl with our rival school's rugby team, and one of the students was killed by another one in a fight.
>>52119882
alright you pick the material
>>52119893
Fuck off fag I was just kidding what the fuck are you gay? smhtbh
>>52119864
Suomi on paras
>>52119867
moi uusi-seelanti!
>>52119885
Kings College? Mount Albert?
I only really know the schools that do rowing
>>52119885
>be new zealander
>get rugby'd
There's gonna be a meteorite shower tonight lads
Anyone staying up to watch it?
fuck
how is this shit allowed
>>52119991
wait is there? when
>>52120004
whats wrong mate
>>52119947
Close, Kelston Boy's
>>52119981
>>52120020
four off
>>52120020
1am to 4am
>>52120014
>Islanders who wear their pyjamas to the supermarket
>>52120077
he's a big guy
>>52120080
back to reddit normie
>>52120080
>blundertale
>>52120129
Saw him at a mall once, creepy fucker
>>52120154
Yeah, supposedly he didn't do it though
Really weird family
>>52120077
>>52120129
Did he do it?
>>52120135
Stop with this pro-anime sentiment immediately
>>52120184
Look at him, if the cops didn't arrive he was probably going to eat them afterwards
>>52120184
It was his fucked Dad
>>52120182
>Really weird family
In Dunedin the whole grandfather/granddaughter incest situation is pretty common. Don't judge them by our civilised Northerner standards, these southerners live by different rules and different customs.
>>52120212
>our civilised Northerner standards
>implying
I live in Dunners for school lel
>>52120191
>anti-anime
>on 4chan
Stop being such an insufferable cunt
>>52120212
You're not related after dark.
>>52120274
t. Gore
>>52120212
>>52120250
>>52120274
>>52120285
I hear they've got this big council-funded Coliseum in Invercargill where the families of Southland gather on Sundays for pride and sport instead of going to Church. On the week of a girl's 12th birthday, her brothers will fight to the death in the arena in order to claim her virginity. It's a holy right of passage for them.
I am here.
I listen to you.
Tell me about your day.
>>52120265
Keep the weeb stuff at >>>/a/
>>52120332
It's less savage than what they do in Queenstown, where the first one to get a boner and the idea in his head is the one who takes it.
>>52120332
Yes, that's how Shadbolt came to become the alpha male of Invercargill
>>52120332
I'm glad the old Maori customs are still relevant in this day and age
>>52120346
Keep the normie stuff at >>>/reddit/
Chaps, please vote
http://strawpoll.me/6264145
>>52120394
Assuming one of the neighbour boys or one of her classmates doesn't take it first. At least in Southland they respect the tradition of the Arena and won't touch a girl until her brother has claimed the blood on her thigh by spilling the blood of his brothers.
>>52120435
>doesn't like japanese cartoons
Get off my imageboard you fucking mong
what is the appeal of Moe anime? Like I can get stuff like cowboy bebop and Evangelion, they're pretty good, but moe is just utter shit.
>>52120332
>>52120394
>>52120454
This is all pretty strange. Here in Christchurch, it's pretty widely understood that a girl's virginity belongs to her father. Not just her virginity, but all sexual experience she has before the age of 16 should be with her father and her father only. Kind of weird how despite all being southerners, we all have different perspectives on the matter.
Not as fucked up as in the North though. I hear up North and even in some parts of Marlborough they don't do any incest at all. None. They not only think a family doesn't have the right to their daughters but they are outright off put by any form of incest. Glad I was born in raised in the South, God's own.
>>52120493
mong would be ashamed of you
>>52120594
delet this
Took the bus to the other half of Tallinn today. The weather was exceptionally shit and it was very cold. However I did see many qt girls who made my heart go doki-doki.
Estonians.
>>52120655
>Ülemiste Valge
Kus punamütsike on, raisk?
>>52120594
>I hear up North and even in some parts of Marlborough they don't do any incest at all.
What sort of keks would let another man take their daughters virginity ?
>>52120335
I washed the windows and watched the last day of the cricket test
>>52120655
>tfw no qt estonian gf
>>52120724
You can call that a good day, chap.
>>52120795
Meh, tomorrow it's supposed to rain which will be quite comfy
>tfw born in Rape Babies: The Country
>>52120655
Damn that chick on the right has some massive fucking hands for what looks like a 13-14 year old
She'll have some Chloe-Moretz tier hams when she's older
>>52120655
>second girl from right
I WANT AN ESTONIAN GIRLFRIEND! GODDAMN IT
>>52120852
at least you got a cool flag
>>52120817
You will have 2 good days in a row, chap.
SNOWING
N
O
W
I
N
G
How jelly are you, /ausnz/?
>>52120852
Is rape really that common in Estonia?
>>52120852
t. Princess
>>52120655
There's so much going on in this picture
>the boy in clothes made for an adult
>The huge hands on the right-hand girl
>the manlet in the back talking to a photographer
>>52120930
>Snow
More like thick rain
>>52120930
Pretty sure that's rain.
>>52120930
Pretty jealous, I only get to see snow at skifields and occasionally a few days every winter
>>52120930
will melt in 10 minutes
>>52120954
kek'd
>>52120934
That was in a historical sense
>>52120934
yes, and HIV
>you'll never pay for your estonian girls HIV medications with your handsome welfarecheck ;____;
>>52120958
It's just perspective I think.
>>52120964
>>52120967
No, it's snowing where I live. Big, thick, beautiful flakes :^) Just like your mom's benis
>>52121007
You can pay a Russian prostitute's HIV medications
>>52121007
>estonian
>HIV
Swallow that USSR blue pill, lad
>>52121030
>unironically being a lauķis
Your shithole doesn't matter.
>>52121053
i'll swallow a blue pill before fucking ur mum faggot
>>52121075
>unironically thinking anywhere but Riga is lauki
Enjoy that polluted air :^)
>doesn't matter
What did he mean by this?
>>52121117
Literally whatever happens in your little village has no effect on anyone but the 10 people that live there.
>>52121320
I still don't understand what the fuck you're trying to say
Hang on..
>>52121320
Literally whatever happens in Riga has no effect on anyone but the 10 people who witness the event.
>>52121391
>being so much in denial that you have to use /tv/ memes
Stop embarrassing yourself, Valdi.
everyone else is in bed
fug
>>52121509
Not me lad
>>52121509
Why didn't you join them? ;)
>>52121509
I am in bed but I'm still awake
>>52121509
yea im doing that in bed with ur mum
>>52121560
>>52121575
>>52121587
what's on the table for tomorrow lads
>>52121622
your mum
la mao la mao
la mao la mao
lmao lmao lmao
>>52121622
your mum
>>52121642
ree
>>52121622
your mum
>>52121622
Read up on Australia's involvement in D-day and Estonia's impact in the Winter War, there will be a test tomorrow.
>>52121473
>literally feeling superior to someone because you live in Riga of all places
Mārtiņ, pls
enjoy breathing gasoline ;-)
>>52121748
This tbhwu. Riga sucks. Ive lived 14 years in a farm and now 7 in Riga. Shittier everything
>>52121748
>enjoy breathing gasoline ;-)
Are you implying that I live in the centre?
>>52121901
You probably just can't handle the city bantz.
>>52121901
Does Riga have Russian ghettos?
oxycontin t b h
>>52121982
>city bantz
Cyka blyat and getting stabbed in the liver every time you go shopping isn't banter
>>52121982
desu I lived in vilnius all my life and I hate it when the village yokels come over here and call everything shit, just stay in kaunas or klaipeda if you like your village elder or your cow's milk so much
My mother was maxima (it was a media at the time) and I'm proud of it.
>>52122152
i bet ur mum is proud of being on me dick lmoa
>>52122152
t. undercover Pole
>>52122152
>My mother was maxima
>>52122152
Based Mantas desu
>>52122254
Dumb frogposter kill urself
Night m8s
It's nearly 2
>>52122493
Dumb "dumb frogposter" poster, kill yourself Vytautas
who #DVT here?
>>52122493
What did you expect from a dirty villager?
>>52122604
dumb le ironic trying to justify frogposting poster
Pepe a good boy
He dindu nuffin
Who /cockcarousel/ here?
Guys!
Guys listen!!
Snow!
It is falling from the heavens!
are these threads still highly autistic?
>>52123060
nvm it stopped.
false alarm
>>52123064
binkas bunkis binkis :DDDD
xd
just fingerbanged a japanese girl on the subway, AMA
>>52123145
How much did you pay?
>>52123145
Was it hard to get your fingers through the bush?
>>52123158
don't be silly, of course it was free
>>52123145
n o i c e
ちかん?
>>52123145
How good is the smell? The Koreans I had were nice but not as good as the Swede
>>52123145
CHIKAN
Who /Fargo/ here?
>>52123145
Was she of age?
>>52123145
What's your favourite type of pizza
How do you feel Australias high minimum wage
Do you like Sam Hyde
What's your favourite anime
>>52123145
how did you end up in that situation
>>52123060
>>52123114
it literally is though
>>52123145
>Be Aussie
>money
>finger Japanese girls in the subway
>>52123145
Was her pussy all pixelated?
>>52123215
here here
>>52123145
That's disgusting. I can't believe I'm sharing a thread with a degenerate. The only acceptable reason for sexual intercourse is for procreation, and even then only if neither party is enjoying it on a physical level.
>>52123145
Was it like one of those pornos where the guy starts groping a qt asian girl and then it slowly evolves into sex?
>>52123262
You're not having sex with anyone Andrius
>>52123322
Checked, and I never implied I was.
>>52123177
not really
>>52123200
it's kind of fishy
>>52123217
she seemed to be around 17-19
>>52123221
Supreme, I like it because it increases relative spending power when buying things internationally, I'm indifferent to him, and K-On
in that order
>>52123226
we were standing next to each other in the really packed carriage, we started making eye contact, and she spoke up and introduced herself awkwardly and started trying to talk to me in broken english, then I touched her on the shoulder and we started touching some more, I slid my finger up her thigh and she went with it, fingered her for a while until she had to get off the train
>>52123251
pls
>>52123262
desu people like you are why euro birthrates are dropping
>>52123389
>we were standing next to each other in the really packed carriage, we started making eye contact, and she spoke up and introduced herself awkwardly and started trying to talk to me in broken english, then I touched her on the shoulder and we started touching some more, I slid my finger up her thigh and she went with it, fingered her for a while until she had to get off the train
>>52123389
Good. Europe should cease to exist. Or at least continue to exist, but only populated by moral, pure Muslims.
>>52123515
Hi Riadh
Get the fuck out of Lithuania
>>52123513
nobody's forcing you to believe it f.am, the choice is entirely yours
>>52123570
And I'm choosing not to
>>52123584
"ok"
>>52123542
Insha'Allah, we will fix this decrepit country. After a lot of work it might even turn into a safe haven for all European Muslims.
>>52123612
>Vilnius
>safe haven for jews in the middle ages
>safe haven for muslims in the future
Lithuania, YES
>>52123609
How's Japan?
>>52123389
Good lad
>>52123513
I had 2 similar experiences in Seoul
>>52123215
edd gets shot and nearly dies
>>52123612
Kill yourself
>>52123713
He's Lithuanian, you don't even need to ask
>>52123675
it's interesting, but I feel like older and more conservative people see me a somewhat as a nigger, and also there are a lot of social problems a little under the surface that are depressing when you notice them
>>52123612
Takbir, brother.
>>52123737
I feel bad now
>>52123713
No, I'm not a radical, I will not Martyr myself in the name of Allah. I will continue to work and drive this country to prosperity, as has been the way of Islam since the dawn of the world. We create; crusaders destroy.
>>52123255
>tfw 1 episode left
>>52123711
Is that a fact?
>>52123745
Have you taken any pictures while you have been there?
just finished watching Take Shelter
it was alright
>>52123800
We're no better, but Lithuanian boys are just exceptional at suicide
What is this thing you are eating called, OP?
>>52123844
Who can blame them
>>52123837
a couple, but I don't have a cable to connect my computer and my camera, so I'll probably have to either buy one at some point or wait until I'm home
this was a pretty stupid oversight, now that I think of it
>>52123879
Hello, Hong Kong
How's things?
>>52123954
>>52123879
Buckwheat featuring bacon
>>52123879
ur mums pussy
CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO (enter word)
>>52124058
Nu /balt/
>>52124081
SURBIBORS :DDDD
Let's wrap it up boys
Good thread.
>>52124144
Wrap those digits up
Why the fuck was the thread deleted?
FUCK YOU JANNY
>>52125234
4FREE
F
R
E
E
fuck my thread with pic related got deleted too
watching the meteorite shower lads
I guess we have to wait until page 7
>>52125411
>>52125411
>>52125411
>>52125422
rip
srsly what do we have to do so it wouldn't get 404
>>52125452
This thread is still up, just post here.
jan is having a laugh
Dear Volunteer Worker,
do you know what a bump limit is or was your migration from reddit too recent?
I'll be awaiting your reply,
Janis
pic related; that's me in my favorite pose
what's going on
>>52125499
Bump limit doesn't mean the end of the thread.
>>52125218
>>52125218
>>52125218
>>52125484
>>52125539
THE JANITOR IS LATVIAN
DIE'S ŽĒLĪGS
>>52125582
>THE JANITOR IS LATVIAN
I wish.
I just agree with him.
think there was just a mini earthquake
Why are they keeping us down?
>>52125832
yeah your mum farted
>>52125832
where
>>52125887
Because Estonians can't make threads.
>>52125930
Melbourne
Do Estonians celebrate Christmas?
>>52125969
>Melbourne
no human casualties
>>52125978
No, they are atheists.
This feels like carving messages into the stiffening flesh of a corpse.
>>52125987
>non victorians thinking their opinions have weight
hello everyone
>>52126074
Looks very Lithuanian.
Janny did his nut
>>52126115
where?
>>52126141
in ur mum
>>52126171
the janny is with me mum
Do people unironically drink wine?
>>52126115
NO MONETARY GAIN FOR HIS LABOUR
>>52126225
does goon count?
>>52126225
Spirits are for boozing, beer is for relaxing and wine is for food
>>52126254
I suppose
>>52126288
well i unironically drink 2+litres a day haha
>strayan timezones
>>52126225
>not drinking Bowlers Run Cab Sav for 2.50 a bottle
>>52126362
>his state has poolight savings
>>52126394
not bad stuff hey. i remember trying something called whispers moscato once. it was pretty good desu
Woke up an hour ago, lads. Didn't go to school.
>>52126362
Western Australia and South Australia make sense because the sun sets at different times there. Queensland just refuses to cooperate with Eastern Australia on any matter.
Do the /balt/s have daylight savings?
>>52126523
Yes
>>52126523
Unfortunately yes
>>52126523
Sadly, yes.
>>52126523
Thankfully, yes.
>>52126554
Queenslanders are completely opposed to it.
>it will fade the curtains
>>52126523
queenslanders arent keked thank fuck
>>52126225
that's the only thing I drink desu
>>52126622
it will
>>52126523
One of the reasons why they refused to institute it is because there were genuine concerns the extra hour of sunlight would wear out people's curtains and such. Again, I'm not joking.
You know what they say when you get off at Brisbane Airport: "Welcome to Queensland folks, wind your watches back 30 minutes and 30 years"
>>52126656
same desu
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