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Islam a shit edition.
doing a big wank wahey haha
cara.
>>52121257
Why do non catholics keep jerking to crusaders? They would have raped your heretic skull.
real thread 2bh
how do you get rid of the cum smell lads?
>>52121319
Lick it clean mmm
>>52121319
Leave the room with you in it
>>52121289
Crusaders killed other catholics as well. They were just glorified bandits.
>>52121319
You don't
>>52121370
and you are a glorified pedo worshipper
@52121370
Even Pak-Attack is more welcome here than you
>>52121370
just like muslims then lmao
so just to be clear, we're not posting in the rasheed thread right? just want to be clear before i make any investment in this one
>>52121289
Most know fuck all and just like to roleplay online.
Worse still they're protestant scum.
Do you guys do any /int/ related things irl?
I play in the football team for the most internationally diverse halls at my uni. We have an American in goal, a South African, Qatari, and Spaniard in defence, a French guy, Chinese guy and Indian in midfield, and an Italian up front. Then there's a handful of Brits to make up the numbers. We're shit. The French and Italian guys are good, but they dive all the time and the English refs aren't interested. The Chinese guy has no idea what anyone is saying to him and just does his own thing. The rest of them are probably pretty good in their own countries, but shit by English standards. I think we've won one game so far.
yeah i'm going to post here
>>52121425
Everyone needs to migrate here 2bh
>>52121400
Not at all. Muslims are much more moral than Crusaders ever where.
>>52121370
Kingdom of heaven taught me that it was mostly a fat Frenchman
>>52121463
Not everyone.
P A K A T T A C K
Paki pedos out
>>52121490
>Kingdom of heaven is in any way an accurate account
>>52121448
>South African, Qatari, and Spaniard in defence, a French guy, Chinese guy and Indian in midfield
Urgh, modern England.
so fucking sick of hearing about islam
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1400 /brit/ POSTERS
>>52121477
theists are by definition amoral, and muslims are the worst of the bunch currently.
>>52121524
Was just a joke mate
Calm your autism
been watching nothing but trucking documentaries lately lads
>>52121585
>theists are by definition amoral
lol
>>52121585
Theists are the only ones that can claim definite morality. Atheists have no strong basis for their beliefs.
>>52121610
>wah i better be good otherwise i'll go to hell
>"moral"
Haha lads just woke up, last night was fun
Got high, met friend at nandos. Took about 5 minutes to explain my order to the waitress, kept fucking it up and giggling, what an embarrassment. We went for a walk after, kept mistaking lamposts for walking dogs. Mental
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35091960
>top comments
As always, good reading.
Can we keep all the shitty paki talk to the paki thread? This is the real /brit/ thread for /brit/ topics.
If you want to argue about Islam use the other thread.
>>52121632
Your "morality" comes from fear of punishment, not compassion. Atheists are potentially far more moral than you'll ever be.
>>52121553
It's at university 2bh, they've always had international students.
I'm literally arguing with a 40 IQ paki at 1:25am
>>52121669
Atheists cannot claim to have any standard of morality.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-35093063
where were you when SAS killed argentinian malvinas extremists
>>52121585
>theists are by definition amoral
If only they could be good natured like you degenerate atheist liberals.
>>52121668
>This is the real /brit/ thread for /brit/ topics.
Islam is british now
mash'allah brother
>>52121704
They have as much claim as any religious person
Most religious people are only acting "morally" for fear of divine retribution
>>52121663
Why isn't the fact that Britain is "waking up" never reflected in national polls?
>>52121704
Please prove how, without citing some gibberish about an invisible sky fairy. Pro tip: you can't.
Atheists don't have a proverbial gun to their head telling them to be good. You're amoral at best.
>>52121719
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>>52121719
fuck's sake lad why are you replying so slowly? getting frustrated with you desu
>>52121776
Figuring out what to say.
>>52121743
Because it is just a loud minority moaning about things.
>>52121742
No they do not as atheists can simply pluck beliefs out of nothing. there is nothing underlying their belief. It is completely subjective. Only theists have a claim to actual standards of morality.
>>52121744
I have proved how, atheists have no foundation for moral positions. They can just pluck them from anywhere.
>>52121814
As opposed to plucking them out of a book with equal credibility to Harry potter
why did we essentially dox the walking man? he never did anything to us
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35088794
what a disgrace !
and we call ourselves a " developed country "
>>52121814
Atheists have to work harder to justify their morals but that doesn't mean morals can't be justified.
Relying on divine authority is intellectually lazy, and being motivated by 72 virgins in heaven as a reward for good behaviour is obscene
When your mouth and butthole are open they form a seamless hole through your body that essential makes you a donut
>>52121398
>>52121512
That's me innit
>>52121847
Harry Potter: Children's book written by some English woman.
The holy Quran: The word of Allah, the most gracious and the most high.
>>52121886
does the anus close?
>>52121908
Your anal sphincter does
>>52121884
>and being motivated by 72 virgins in heaven as a reward for good behaviour is obscene
This shows that you have no idea about the actual teachings of Islam. As expected of an atheist.
>Atheists have to work harder to justify their morals but that doesn't mean morals can't be justified.
Atheists cannot justify their positions as they have nothing backing them up other than opinion.
>>52121891
I'd rather believe in Harry Potter, I'm pretty sure JK Rowling isn't a pedo, whereas muhammed? pedophilia be upon him.
>>52121891
Harry Potter is a better work of fiction 2bh
Any book written by man is inherently fallible and therefore can't be cited as the divine word of God
PAKIS FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD
STOP ENGAGING THE FUCKING PAKI
>>52121933
I guess it makes sense for a muslim to not believe in the power of reason lmao
>watch tv
>switch from normal channel to HD channel
>only thing that really changes is that the network logo is now crisps
what a scam
>>52121767
>He sends males pictures of his penis
ON THE CROSS DEGENERATE
>check group chat
>theyre likening themselves to which animals they think represent them
>all wolves and lions and tigers and shit
for fuck sakes
>>52121980
>the network logo is now crisps
lol
>>52121934
>>52121967
You simply show the intellectual inferiority of atheism as a position.
>>52121975
Reason does not give you definite morality.
>all this paki-posting and GSCE RE-tier discussion
Can we please talk about literally anything else?
>>52121891
The Holy Qu'ran: Fairytale written for adults with the mental capacity of children in order to validate their wanting to rape, pillage and kill their way through their desert shithole.
Harry Potter: Magic without absolute claims. True lessons of courage against evil, good moral values and friendship.
>>52121934
>JK Rowling
She said Trump was worse than Voldemort
>>52122002
this is how upset i am
>>52121814
Ah yes, I'm sure we should all get our cues on morality from islam, a religion founded by a mass-murdering paedophile.
>>52121934
>pedophilia
Debatable tbf
>>52122010
Yes pls. Seen any good movies lately?
>>52122008
>"intellectual inferiority"
>literally has to delve into the realms of fairy tale and fiction to try and prove his points
>>52121995
do NOT bully
>>52122008
>Reason does not give you definite morality.
You've literally given up on an intellectual project before even beginning and chosen to believe in magic books instead.
having a cry
>>52121980
there's a huge difference in SD and HD especially for sport
I'm a bit peckish but don't want to wake the gf lads
Any ideas?
>>52122064
New Hunger Games is decent tbf, saw it yesterday
First one is still the best though because no story, just setting
>>52122097
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>>52122019
You are like a child intellectually which is why you compare the two.
>>52122033
>le atheist memes about Islam
>>52122074
I have not brought up fairy tales. That is what atheists did when they brought up Harry Potter.
>>52122087
Only Allah, the most gracious and most high, can provide definite morality. This is not debatable, there is no definite morality which can be derived from reason.
>>52122095
In fairness you won't notice much different on a 20" screen
>>52122139
Do you want Syrian refugees or not?
>>52122139
That is because there is no definite morality. No invisible man in the sky will ever change that, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
Didnt condition my hair today and its softer than usual lads.
>>52122097
Just get some snacks quietly mate
>>52122139
t. Rasheed
Lads I was watching My Transexual Family on BBC Two the other day and the logo suddenly turned into crisps?
>>52122139
You clearly don't need to even try to define morality outside of your magic book of morals so how could you possibly know whether they can be based on something else?
Oh wait, I know the answer to this. Blah blah blallah pblah blah
>>52122139
>Only Allah, the most gracious and most high, can provide definite morality. This is not debatable, there is no definite morality which can be derived from reason.
Except the only way you get this from a book, which is written by man, and is open to interpretation, which is why there are countless sects of islam, and all of them claim to be right.
>>52122129
Haven't watched any of them 2bh.
lads is thailad harvesting our data when we use his site
http://www.islamcomicbook.com/
>>52122165
Yes, I think we should take in refugees.
>>52122178
That is just the atheist delusion.
>>52122208
Morality is defined by Allah, the most gracious and most high, that means that it is contained within the Holy Quran.
>>52122214
See above. There is only one interpretation of Islam as there is only one Islam. Everything else is a corruption.
>>52121663
>little Englanders
>Daily mail readers
Is a newspaper preference a bad thing?
>>52122292
>See above. There is only one interpretation of Islam as there is only one Islam. Everything else is a corruption.
Gotta love the hubris of mudslimes. They spend just as much time killing each other as they do kaffirs.
>>52122278
The artwork is atrocious.
>>52122292
>Yes, I think we should take in refugees.
You do realise our public services are at straining point? There's a growing homeless epidemic, Manchester was awful last time I went, due to our budget being stretched too thin and you want MORE. We should sort ourselves out first before even considering it.
He's not even a fucking muslim, you gormless pillocks
You won't convince him, you won't even trigger him, he's just posting bullshit because you keep giving him an outlet to
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>52122292
There's nothing to be deluded about. Yours is the delusion. I made no positive claim.
I must thank you for once again validating my belief that all Muslims have such a faith because they're idiots though.
>>52122339
i think islam has bigger atrocities to worry about lmao
Don't mind me lads, just posting a blank picture.
>Tories, Lib Dems and Labour all work together to keep UKIP out
>Sweden's two main political parties work together and change the law to keep out Swedish Democrats.
>Socialists and Conservatives work together in France to keep FN out
>Germany's two main opposing parties form a grand coalition to keep right wing parties out
What's that smell? Smells like the European establishment shitting its pants.
>>52121663
comments? literally turned off adblock to see if theres comments and i saw ads what the fuck why are there ads on the bbc website
>>52122314
when it's the daily mail, yeah
t. Daily telegraph reader
>>52122372
>not Özil.png
>>52122367
>lmao
>>>/out/
>>52122383
there isn't? enjoy your adware m8
>>52122420
lol
>The head of Germany's largest Muslim organization has called for a limit on the number of refugees Germany takes in, saying the country can give little more.
Even muzzies don't want them anymore.
>>52122356
Nothing better to do.
Maybe instead of whining you should actually start a discussion interesting enough that it warrants peoples attention?
Oh wait
>doing a poo
>having a think
>crisps
>>52122420
rofl!
>>52122389
All newspapers have a bias though. To me, The Guardian is just as bad as The Daily Mail.
>>52122349
We should raise taxes on the rich and stop fighting pointless wars to pay for it. Britain is only taking in 20,000 refugees at the moment, it can support more.
>>52122458
>The trolling has worked because /brit/ is full of /his/-browsing fucktards from reddit who value "intellectual conversation"
Fuck's sake
>>52122476
DM isn't just biased. it's bad tabloid reporting
Honestly can't tell if this rasheedposting is some autist trying to rile us up or a genuinely deluded Rasheed.
>>52122521
Doesn't fucking matter
>>52122491
>it can support more
Fuck off cunt.
This isn't about whether or not Britain would theoretically break or not under refugees.
We don't fucking want them in our country.
Cameron has agreed to the minimum number he could because he knows the public would be in an uproar if we pulled a Germany.
Should I have chicken wraps, chicken burger, or chicken butty?
>>52122129
I really like the new one desu, probably my favourite
>>52122504
UK number 1 boy's name is muhammed though, and the stuff it prints isn't unfounded, even if it's printed in a "FUCK THE GUY WHO SHAT DOWN MY CHIMNEY" fashion
>>52122546
Then you simply prove the lack of morality you have.
>>52122497
Calm down you autist
I'd go for mindless discussion too but there's nothing to be had at all from spouting a few gimmicks
>>52122562
>UK number 1 boy's name is muhammed though
It literally isn't tho, this whole thing is from one website where new mothers registered their baby names. It's not based on census data.
All we can extrapolate from this is that more pakis use that website.
next crusade when?
>>52122552
Wraps
>>52122629
guardian lies desu
>>52122592
>Implying I care about morality
>>52122592
>Saudi takes in barely any
>B-but you're the immoral ones
Fuck off, even before we agreed to take any in we were donating the most money the make sure that those refugees were safe and had adeqaute shelter.
>>52122636
Never.
who british here
not me aha
Hey lads, apparently you don't know but there's actually a board already on 4chan to discuss politics, so you don't have to hijack /int/ any more!
I'll even give you a handy link to it
>>>/pol/
Happy posting
my last wank was honestly fantastic, thanks for asking
Europe should take the Christian and Atheist refugees and Muslim countries should take the Muslim ones.
having a lovely wank
>>52122665
Typical atheist.
>>52122669
>Someone else is immoral
>Therefore we should be immoral
Anyone else find the more they wank the more degenerate they become?
>>52122641
>>52122641
Good taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-d8EYwmdWA
>>52122746
We were already being moral by charitably donating a fuck ton of money to help safeguard refugees
I came sleep so i've written a poem for you lads. I hope you enjoy it.
The Man and his Frog
The navy morn jackets thy window,
By 4am the man curtains his show,
'Another day I cannot go on'
'Well see my friend that's where you're wrong!'
'Have I lost my mind, it cannot be true!?'
'No dear fellow I, pepe, am talking to you!'
'What business have you, frog so smug?'
'Burdened fool, I offer you an escape nay drug'
'Well speak whimsical frog and prove your word!'
'5 deep breaths and you'd content by the third!'
Without haste the sad man wore the magical mask
Thy accepted death, nay fear of pepes farce
And so on the third gulp, death of course he meant
he found no nitrous oxide, but instead pepe's excrement
'PEPE YOU DEVIL LET ME DIE I BEG THEE'
'No dear wojak, you're too dear a friend to me'
Thank you
>>52122789
Never you child fucking degenerates
>>52122811
It is not enough.
>>52122784
Blonde hair makes Asian girls look so shit t bh
>>52122789
Catholics are too busy showering an old man with riches to be real Christians.
What part of the bible did Jesus say to horde as much money as you could?
>>52122789
spain got btfo
>>52122724
Sensible post
>>52122784
Banger
>>52122829
Nothing is ever enough. If I was PM, I'd propose a scheme where Syrians can only come over if a person "adopts" them, so the family lives with the adopter and the adopter helps get them integrated into the UK.
The bloody Church of England
in chains of history
requests your earthly presence
at the vicary for tea
currently eating a beef croissant
>>52122927
So you would be creating the legal status of being a kekhold?
>>52122784
They look plastic m80
alri
*strolls into /brit/ leisurely, knowing I have the full day ahead of me*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeyNVms7jw
>>52122995
Looked better before goddamn
>>52122974
Of course, it'd satisfy the right by not importing a shit ton and it'll leave the lefties to put their money where their mouth is and show the "uncompassionate" right how it's done.
Lib Dems lads
It's so quiet here.
Is everyone wagekeking?
>>52122995
>that pic
I cry every time.
>>52123092
or maybe they're all getting together without you...
>>52123112
even if brit tried to get together without him it couldnt
Alri lads back from my date went well n shjt wew might vom tho
>Spending your life working so your hand earned money can be given straight to Rasheed
>>52123239
tfw you will never live in a time or a country where your government loves its people or at least doesn't have palpable disgust towards them
>>52122946
your mum likes a munch on my pork croissant t b h haha
> Pizza delivery guy made smalltalk whilst giving me my stuff
Fucking yanks I swear
>tfw neet
>already done exercise, practiced my Spanish, listened to music, did some drawing
>only 13:30
Christ
>>52123457
>ordering pizza at 8am
yeah sure
>>52123524
Its half 1?
Again
> Fucking Yanks I swear
literally cannot get over just how good k-on is lads
not even memeing, it's proper quality
How do I do a digital signature lads?
Been offered a job and they want me to return the HR forms signed by a digital signature
>>52123517
Nice drawing
>>52123579
That's great but how do I put it in a word document?
>>52123591
drag it in
>>52123517
>tfw neet
>done nothing
>only 13:30
hmmm
>>52123651
>tfw full time mummy
>#EveryMotherisaWorkingMother
>Dropped little Tommy off a pre-school 4 hours ago
>mfw done nothing since
hmmmm
>>52123517
Unironically wish I were a neet, if I had a broadband connection, a PC and a meagre ammount of money I could live happily.
>>52123553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
>>52123755
It's so lonely though.
Lads, what should I learn? I need a productive hobby. I'm thinking along the lines of learning a new language or how to draw or some /diy/ kind of shit.
>>52123842
Learn japanese and go there to teach english whilst the west crumbles
>tfw 23 and messaged an 18 year old girl on a dating website
Fuck, am I too old now?
>>52123888
Fuck that. I'm not a dirty weeb traitor.
BTW lads on this date I talked a lot of shit on her ex BFs because they were manlets so I told her what manlets are lmao
>>52123903
>Age/2 + 7
You just scraped it.
>>52123932
learn it anyway and translate my hentai for me
Fuck sake lads, why do I have to provide three (3) references for a shitty office job?
What do they wanna know? I'm not actually a fucking terrorist? Jesus Christ
>>52123842
coding and gardening
https://youtu.be/OeNNfS0ZTnU
Choon
I am a Casanova who destroys manlets
>>52124000
Gotta be a team player, man!
>>52124056
love that song
is this, dare i say it, one of the best tv series of all time?
>>52124084
How did you find a girl that would hang out with you?
>>52123888
>not Cantonese
>>52124131
My parents loved it. You have pusuaded me to watch it
Also what shall I get for lunch lads? Have a sainsburys local across the road
>>52124131
its not even the best damian lewis series
>>52124135
i knocked on ur mum's door
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3wrd1k/monday_moaning_thread_14122015/
Got my 30 day review in my new job today & I've not been hitting sales figures - not entirely my fault as it should be a team effort, yet I get all the pressure lumped onto me from the store manager & a national manager.
Since hen did minimum wage jobs change from 'unskilled labour' to requiring you to have sound PC/Mobile/Tablet technical knowledge and sales experience.
Gunna get roasted like a Christmas ham :
wagekeks lads
>>52124170
>>52124175
>>52124164
literally never watched anything so gripping
>>52124164
Macaroni pie
>>52124207
well you obviously just haven't watched enough TV then
>>52124164
Make something yourself
>>52124269
>tfw I'm 6'1"
Thank you god
>>52124203
>Not having a comfy office job where you don't need to hit any targets, you just need to do stuff like write briefings
>>52124273
Just made an egg done with cooking for the next few days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyI1yH78h4A
what do i read to learn more about africa past and present lads
>>52124247
what's an equally gripping series then?
please, tell me, i'd love to feel what i feel when i watch homeland
>>52124203
>I browse reddit
Why so dead?
>>52124395
i adore band of brothers (damian lewis' better series) and generation kill. twin peaks is fantastic too, so is it's always sunny in philaedelphia if you're looking for a comedy
>>52124397
i know.. bad habit
JUST
do not like being home lads
neighbour woke me up by shouting his fucking head off on the phone outside in his cunting shitty accent fuck him
>>52124455
ever heard of part worns
>>52124414
thanks, they don't seem too long so i'll watch them over the next week or so
>>52124380
Nice one, m8. Dysnomia was good stuff.
>>52124370
lel
>>52124398
Everyone is doing a cheeky afternoon nap.
Good Morning lads!
fucking hate working 11 hour shifts
come home cranky and depressed
>>52123517
could have invested that time into fixing your life.
but yeh im sure your drawings will come in handy when you wake up one day 40 years old and in exactly the same position.
>>52124585
good post
>>52124623
>not having a comfy office job where you don't do too much but are relied upon every now and then because of your skills.
Literally at work now.
>>52124624
>Implying I'm not applying for jobs and reworking cvs as well as drawing on the side.
>>52124730
Same here mate
might roll a spliff
thoughts?
mum's giving me a hard time about not studying or trying enough to get into uni again
>>52124782
decent
>>52124472
kek
Bit dark and depressing at this time of year iih (if I'm honest) lads
>>52124730
What do you do lad? I want to find a comfy office job
>>52124816
really hate christmas desu
shit awkward family gatherings that just depress my immediate family and me
playing assassins creed 3 lads
>>52124832
I won't go into specifics but I'll say I'm an analyst in the field of IT.
>>52124730
how do i find a comfy office job
been to a few interviews but havent got anything yet
just want to get in at 9 and go home at 5
>>52124868
WHERE IS CHARLES LEE
>found a dead sparrow on the doorstep
>had no eyes and the inside of its head looked hollow
>no other injuries it was all intact
Bit spooky lads
>>52121257
You had me at Islam a shit
>>52124942
we don't want you
yanks no thanks
>>52124930
some birds usually peck the eyes out because they cant rip through the feathers
was thinking earlier that corporations have an invested interest in keeping this Europe "Christian" and by that i basically mean white and western - i guess black people celebrate xmas too.
Imagine all the money lost around this time of year if everyone wasn't that. countless billions.
>>52121448
>an American in goal
Is he any good. What you guys call football isn't exactly our forte.
>>52124868
Literally the worst one. Syndicate is much better.
>>52122001
I was in a chat like that. I chose a walrus.
>>52125012
>replying to a 2 hour old post
kill yourself
>>52124868
>not black flag
>>52124891
I didn't go to uni, but I started in call centre work (not sales, support) - didn't piss about and got a promotion after 2 years. God speed, anon.
>>52122372
I don't mind.
>>52122450
Is there an article on this? I kind of want to read more.
you lads think you're all tough but when it comes down to it you'd all run away like twats
Private Paul Oglesby, 27 years old, of the US 30th Infantry Regiment stands amid the bomb blasted remains of the roof of Santa Maria degli Angeli in the southern Apennine town of Acerno, Italy. September, 1943.
before the civil war and refugees happened, the only thing I knew about Syria was that Masyaf was there and Assassin's Creed happens there
I can't carry on with this mental torment much longer
Doing a suicide soon I think
>>52125170
lol no i'm not even remotely tough
p sure everyone else here is aware of how pathetic we are both alone and collectively desu senpai
>tfw just woke up and i've only had 4 hours sleep
>>52125254
>going to sleep at 10am
What
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUTTT THE DOAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>52125301
yes
i am a silly boy
Pol_aboo is back from his driving theory test, turns out he got the date wrong, it's tomorrow, the man at the desk was very nice.
Going out, into such a crowded environment was hellish, felt like everyone was not only glancing at him but expressing disgust, especially the females.
Aggravated Poleabo_ to see all the qts, it's worse when they're with bfs because it is a smack in the face reminder of how out of his league these sluts are since he can directly compare himself to the males.
Don't want to go out ever again if it can be helped, there's nothing there for poleab_o but pain.
>>52125303
GABAGOOL? OVER HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>52125301
>he's never been to sleep at 10am before
FONT!
>>52125324
genuine retard
>>52125170
lol yes of course running away is a much safer option
who in their right mind would want to get stabbed
>>52125324
I feel ya mate
You get that job delivering leaflets?
>>52125324
i like seeing these posts
you should start a blog
>>52125329
Is this actually lisicki?
>>52125303
What is this meme? I think it's hilarious.
Pol_aboo would like to apologise to everyone who thought they tried to help him. He is eternally grateful for their altruistic intentions and considers them to be he best friends of all time, they knew him better than anyone and were patient with him.
Sorry for disappointing you.
And sorry for being stupid, unmotivated, entitled, having poor social skills and generally being human garbage.
Everything that has happened to Poleab_o has been his own fault, he and no one else for that matter are entitled to friendship, interaction or even acknowledgement from other human beings. These things are not a right, they are a privilege.
Pole_boo should have been fired from both of his jobs on the grounds of generally being shit at them and not integrated well with the rest of the workforces.
The uni was wrong to suspend poleab_o, they should have just expelled him.
The courts were wrong to simply fine him, they should have brought back hanging, poleabo_ would have tied the noose around his neck himself.
In short, thank you, sorry, hope you'll forgive me and we can be friends again.
Whatever happens, happens. Doesn't matter if the end is coming near, p_leaboo only made it this far thanks to you.
>>52125386
Didn't apply, couldn't make the call due to worsening anxiety
http://strawpoll.me/6264848
http://strawpoll.me/6264848
http://strawpoll.me/6264848
>>52125430
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>52125440
>no multiple choice
>>52125430
How old are you?
>>52125396
Yes
Gonna go to starbucks and get something for while i study, what shall i get lads?
Polaboo has a rather common feel to share today
His youngest sisters birthday was a few days ago and today they were taken to a restaurant by his other siblings and cousins. They're similar ages, lived around each other, share values so get on well.
Poleaboo didn't fancy going out to eat but his mum forced him to
They wants to "Lahores" on Manchester's curry mile. Polaboo commented often about paki food not being worth this much hassle. On leaving the car he made many more comments about the volume of pakis he was seeing, the area being a ghetto and being worried about being stabbed
His party repeatedly told him to shut up and that if he kept talking that way he would be stabbed
Passed Manchester uni, that was depressing
Saw a few qts,, fueled anger
The actual restaurant was packed, very popular, don't understand why, had to wait 20 mins for a table.
Think most of Polaboos dialogue centred around him hating pakis
His conversation skills are still awful despite being comfortable around these people. He can only start conversations, not contribute or carry
Racially diverse customers
All the chinks looked exactly like Chinks polaboo encountered in Aberdeen (Chinese Chad, manager from McDonald's, fat guy and a lecturer)
What killed him and ruined his night was the waitress
White
Firstly angered him, how can a paki establishment hire a white person when they wouldn't offer the same kindness and while brothers like poleaboo are suffering
She was very slim, before she even spoke to take their order he assumed she was Polish, he was right
Wore a frown, total bitch face when she wasn't directly interacting with customers but put on the most heart stopping smile (despite poor dental hygiene) when taking orders
So just like all Polish whores then
Dinner was 12 quid each
Terrible value, 3 Rajas Pizzas for the same price
Polaboo wants to start a Polish restaurant again but now so he'd have access to a harem of Polish qts, end up like in Sopranos probably
>>52125524
24
>>52125430
Poleaboo it's okay, your intentions have always been good. Dont be too sad, remember I am always thinking of you. I always have the most positive opinion of you
Sincerly, mozart fan
>>52125430
If you decide to go for a high score, could you please decide to do it at Liverpool Uni, wherever the Law block is?
if you're going to end yourself in a blaze of glory please take out that 190cm quaver-smelling twat while you do
>>52125606
A rope to hang yourself with you consumer whore.
Jk get a salted caramel macchiato.
>>52125689
Too many personal grudges to waste this one life on a meme
>>52125692
I might not actually go to starbucks, just said it so i could get specific sugestions and its a fairly universal menu, will see whatevrr the first coffee shop is that isnt too ghetto
>>52125747
it would be the greatest /brit/ meme of all time though :/
https://soundcloud.com/eatbrain/jade-they-are-mutants-mirror-universe-2
>>52125646
Most autistic thing I've read for a while and I'm here most days - good job.
>>52125689
Shut up you cunt. Don't be so cruel to others
Where do the irish posters post?
>>52125646
I'm not being rude but have you ever been medically assessed for aspergers or similar?
>"Well good morning. Bit cold out... Irish Weather. Sun is up though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. On my way home now from Dublin... sixth time this week. Ehhm... Yep, in Enfield service station now. Go see can I get some food. Alright... dunno what the rest of the day'll do... just see how it goes. Talk to you again, bye."
>>52125822
Here usually
>>52125646
Shit.
You don't unironically live in Bury do you?
DUBLIN
DUBLIN OF ALL PLACES
>>52125822
Here, they're so tsundure.
>>52125869
Rochdale
Already wasted 4.20 on one set of train tickets today
Someone teach me Gaelic
bf just sent me this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
>>52125823
No but I want to be, gives me a scapegoat
That feeling makes me think I don't have mental health issues
>>52121257
>Islam a shit
That is racist you know. Islam is considered a religion of peace, and the Quran does not state that you could blow yourself up to kill innocent people. Real Muslims are peaceful people that are very kind and generous. For example, do you know Zakat from the five pillars of Islam? I don't think so because you never do any research. Please be educated.
>>52126008
You're a town over from me, I know there's a few of us here lad
Have you tried looking at jobs in Bury and getting the tram in?
There's loads of shops etc here
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g187069-d3479804-Reviews-MyLahore-Manchester_Greater_Manchester_England.html
Thinking of going here for tea lads thoughts lads?
>>52126065
Lasheedu
>>52126045
HEY JUNIOR WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND
>>52125430
get a CSCS card, become a labourer
>>52126087
I've not been there but my mate at Manc uni says it's well nice. A lot of people i know have been to the Leeds one and say that's good too
>>52126123
sounds like a bang tidy job
>>52126087
I went a few years back for someone's stag do, was really nice desu, and it only cost about £15 for a full set. I'm a poofy sourtherner so that's like the cost of a starter for me normally. Recommended.
I think this is my Christmas present.
>>52126123
>>52126086
No one would hire me in the current climate, all 3 of the jobs poleaboo has had have been ones where there have been no other candidates/they hired everyone
There are just better options for employers (Polish males for labour and Polish females for retail)
>>52126087
It sucks
The food is just normal but ridiculously overpriced, just compare the prices to a takeaway
>>52126299
any mong can be a labourer
Was out with my dad on the weekend and him and his mates all went to the """"toilet"""" at the same time like does he think im stupid? obvious they were taking gear because hes usually dancing and he just stood at the bar trying not to die lol fuck knows what was going on in his head
>tfw oneitus talks about getting chatted up in a club
>>52126357
lad
>Maisie will never make another video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6asyOE3sms
Why live
>>52126385
I do talk to her you fucking weapon, all the time
>>52126357
DadLAD
>>52126357
>implying your dad isnt getting Blowbanged
>>52126193
>£15 for a full set
£12 for 3 12" pizzas from Rajas Pizza Bar
£2.50 for a Seekh Kebab
£3.00 for Chicken donner on naan
£3.50 for Donner on chips
£4.00 for burger/chips/drink from Arizonas
>>52126352
Yes but not enough labourer jobs are going compared to the number of people looking for work
>>52126086
Give me a job, it's the only way to get me into employment and avert the coming horror
>>52126357
>goes out with his dad
>his dad has "mates"
>they take drugs
Chavs detected
if i donate to wikipedia will they quit bugging me?
Who /snitch/ here? reported 2 motorbike thieves to the police via facebook messenger hehe
>>52126483
FOST
(fuck off sheltered twat)
>>52126452
>Rajas Pizza Bar
kek, you talking about the one in Leeds?
>>52126510
FOCS
(fuck off chav scum_
>>52126396
watched the whole thing
didn't realise she was so insufferable
>>52126299
>me
>>52126452
>me
You're slipping bruv
>>52126565
>so sheltered he still uses the word "chav" chavs have been extinct since 2008 ya nutter
Unironically just done the single most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life
I want the world to swallow me up
>>52126588
not like it matters. speaking in the 3rd person doesn't mean shit in court.
>>52126618
they didn't go extinct you numpty
they just became the norm, or assimilated themselves
>>52126508
GIB DIMMY
>>52126588
Each post stands on its own, those two are not clearly "poleaboo" posts
>>52126560
Rochdale, it's incredible value and makes poleaboo stingy with money
>>52126639
Not illigal, it's just a bail condition
Worst case, they drag Poleaboo back up to Aberdeen and the judge gives him a warning, there are guys who are free after violating their bail multiple times, Poleaboo met them in the lock up at the Sherrifs Court
>>52126618
>Chavs are extinct
:/
>>52126626
tell story
thankyou
