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Karen edition
sick of this meme
not cara
maisie
good edicion
Fifth for me getting dubs
>>52126762
2 > 1 > 3 > 4
Why new thread so early?
>>52126810
it isn't, the Crusader thread was just about done and the paki thread isn't a real legitimate thread
great edition
>>52126846
>gif
fuck off
Poleaboo is going to go out to get a takeaway
Fnacy donner on chips, doesn't want to wait for the food to be prepared
Lads they are taking the mini fridges out of our rooms any minute now. Feeling a bit awkward my rooms kinda messy and I don't know what to say to the maintenance man when he comes in to take fridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Np8YBzZf5E thread theme
>tfw you want to do a big poo but it just a big fart
wagwan lads
>>52126866
Donner kebab for lunch? Bit mental desu, might have one for dinner though
Spotted this specimen pretending to be happy the other week. He stopped when he realized no gf
>>52126912
When you strain for half an hour only to fart out a dried up bean.
>>52126873
Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?
>>52126952
me this morning
>>52126946
those sleeves are like bootcut jeans
>>52126952
>>52127000
FUcking gross americans
serious question lads, what happened to janny? haven't seen him around these parts in weeks
>>52127043
it's their poor diet t b h
>>52127057
nigger
>>52127057
He got a job in a call centre
>>52127043
I drank too much beer and not enough water this weekend
anime
UK
Hey lads feel free to respond this post with a picture of your waifu!
I'll start, as you can see mine is very very cute :D.
>>52127043
I'm a heroine addict :^)
C H E C K
H
E
C
K
>>52126705
Do you Brits think Animu, in the near future, will be considered haram once Sharia Law will be adopted in the United Islamic Kingdom?
>>52127189
>Offbyonerazil
>>52127190
semi rare lads
i shitpost daily
How long until you lot subjugate the Irish once more?
I know you want to
>>52127197
insha'allah the caliph will declare it halal
I AM A GOD
https://soundcloud.com/eatbrain/l-33-gancher-ruin-god-mirror-universe-2
Day 2 of no fap and already losing will
>tfw I know all the /brit/ posters posting styles and can identify them and always see them crossboard posting
Anyone else ever meet a /brit/izen on a different board?
>>52126705
Karen is for bullying.
>>52126866
Whats the latest on him? Courts still taking forever? He's living at home now right?
>>52127284
Fuck off can you mate
Who am I then?
>>52127284
hello yes this is me
what is the devilish name of this poster? ;)
>>52127284
190cm lad is posting on /arse/ atm
Don't know how I feel about that...
>>52127284
Plenty of times, either posting styles or filenames
>>52127284
Talkin shite lad
>>52127350
>on
*in
>>52127161
Karen is the only one for me and for you too lad
how do I stop procrastination lads?
>>52127373
cheers
>>52127284
I meet Mark Davies on /mu/ pretty regular desu
Ended up having mummy cook me something
>>52127318
Still no court date, 8 more months and the case is dropped
Have legal aid, have JSA but currently sanctioned
Living with parents, no job, unlikely to ever have one again
Play a lot of vidya
Might take my suction cup dildo into the shower :3
>>52127390
Procrastinate your procrastination and you'll never get around to doing it
Karen is for accidental injury.
>>52127404
>>>/cross/
Unironically browsing /r9k/ atm lads, pretty interesting stuff if you ignore the shit threads desu
>>52127398
who?
Thinking of getting a waifu but I'm not really sure how to pick one. I know that she'd have to be 3D though, I'm not autistic.
>>52127422
i like bullying people on /britfeel/ desu
>>52127390
consider the consequences of your procrastination
>>52127241
Good lad.
I miss your beautiful country and Barbados ;_;
smoking loads of weed and listening to jungle
Who /dickanddom/ here? Nearly managed to get on this show with my mates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHU1jdjZ14c
>>52127484
Jungle mentioned
just did a big sleep
>>52127485
Poor mans Ant & Dec
Dom got REKT when he tried to transition on WILTY?
>10 tabs open
>MPC is running The Martian
>playing rome total war 2 on max
>foobar open
>only 10 percent cpu usage
Feels good
If you filled up a kettle from the hot tap would it boil the water faster?
>>52127462
take us back
we need you
S2 BDs when?
>>52127390
Pomodoro technique la
>>52127534
>Thinking they're even comparable to Ant and Dec
>>52127384
Not him, but Karen is my daughteru. Sexualising your daughteru is a cardinal sin deserving of death by stoning
>>52127578
>gif
fuck off
What videogames are you getting for Christmas lads?
>>52126762
>drinking alcopops
For what purpose? The only good use of alcopops is as a mixer
watching the martian lads
>it's past 4:30 PM in Hungary and the album that's supposed to release today from a label there still hasn't
>For what purpose? The only good use of alcopops is as a mixer
>>52127542
Probably but water from the hot tap is dirtier as it has been stored longer.
>>52127582
I'll just end up saying I'll start my pomodoro at 4pm then saying actually I gotta get some food I'll start at 5
>I listen to Hungarian music
>>52127699
>why yes I do partake in the consumption of obscure Hungarian music much better than any of your mainstream dross
>>52127623
I feel confused now
I need to rethinking about my life
>>52127647
none
>>52127748
>>52127761
It's a compilation album and the artists are from all over Europe you fuck freaks
>>52127670
>not chugging cheap VK for a sugar buzz
>It's a compilation album and the artists are from all over Europe you fuck freaks
>>52127739
Find a place with no distractions to study
>>52127739
this is how it will go down
first period:
>pretty good, decent amount of work done
>short break go downstairs and get a glass of squash
second period:
>last few minutes start to drag
>break lasts well over 20 minutes as decide to check /brit/
third period:
>hardly anything gets done and most of the time is spent checking /brit/
>wrap up the session after this period.
>"at least i did something, n-no zero days haha"
Wish I could be a fuck freak.
>>52127869
What's stopping you?
>>52127882
Are you the Austriabro who I talked to about Mefjus
You're a good lad
>>52127904
>there's only one person in Austria
Canadians everyone
>>52127691
Not fussed lad. Other people can sexualise her out of my sight, but I refuse to do that to my own daughteru.
>>52127795
>not mixing blue VK with vodka to get smashed
>>52127895
No Canadian hipster to bully.
Facerig of Karen when?
>>52127934
>mixing blue VK with vodka
what a good idea
>>52127965
Nuns are mentally ill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
I like this.
>>52127979
I can't call it an original idea sadly. Stone roses in york sells them for £2.50 with student discount, called blue shits.
>>52127993
rasheed
What would the world be like if Islam was never invented?
>>52128026
Eoin.
>>52128016
i remember when i was about 13 and my mum did this and it looked amazing and i couldn't wait to try it when i was older and then i forgot all about it
definitely going to do this over christmas, probably with wkd though~
>>52128035
We wouldn't have maths for a start
>>52127670
VKs are the best drink you can buy in a club desu
>>52128010
some lad done this on american idol or something and it was really impressive but the judges just laughed him off saying it was just noise
STUPID YANKS
submitted my coursework
it was shit i think haha
oh well, don't care anymore
When?
>>52128081
very good bait
>>52128081
Maths predates Islam you utter spanger but they did advance it greatly
>inb4 muh arabic numberials
they came from India
>>52127932
I WAS RIGHT HA
Lancastrians get out.
>>52128150
>algebra
>algorithm
Very western names there
haha carmela will you please shit the door, ta luv x
I stole an extraordinary ammount of drinks in the bar on saturday, if you set it down i'm taking it :-)
one of the bottles had a fag butt in it though haha not nice!
>>52128083
is VK vodka coke?
>>52127435
>not knowing the Tuba master
Is it just me who prefers it when girls are covered up?
>>52128229
nah they're some premixed 4% drink and are really cheap where i am and are great to buy multiple of and just down them
taste quite nice too
Who ready for Christmas?
>>52128259
Rasheed
>>52128269
who sat on your tree haha
>>52128259
What do you mean? Like normally dressed or burqa ?
shoo shoo dale jews
>>52128269
>Manlet trees
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>52128314
Kev did
>>52128269
*grabs you and throws you into that tree*
>>52128264
drink 10 in a night and wake up with yellow spit
think i'm going to stab the people in my group
we just got barely over 50% for a bit of work the shitcunts
>>52128314
We've already decided that Nan doesn't get to pick the tree next year alright?
>>52128320
In between the two.
>>52128269
Mine at the moment.
>>52128269
Rich lad
>>52128363
exactly
makes your tongue a funny colour too
>>52128356
Fuckin Kev
When will he learn
>>52128386
Me on the left
>>52128362
No bully
>>52128364
Remember to shout 'for syria' or some other random muslim place e.g Birmingham to get yourself on the news
saw one of those fake buddihsts monks panhandling money off people today
walked up to him whilst he was talking to a woman and said 'what kind of fucking monks wears a pair of nikes you fraud?'
bloke gave me a dirty look and then just walked off as quickly as possible
literally going to walk out of the house right now and not come back until i've lost my virginity
>>52128405
Manlet.
>>52128442
As long as you're back for supper hun
Have fun with your friends!
>>52128442
do you live in newcastle?
>be me
>tell girl i'm doing all nighter
>don't anyways and wake up 3pm
>she msgs me at 11am
>you still awake?
she wants the D
>>52128403
Manlet
>>52128437
>Indian writing
Pajeet...
>>52128447
Stop being mean
>be me
>do something
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
got a spotty body lads, bathe everyday but they're stilll there haha.
>>52128480
Marxist twat
>>52128514
use head and shoulders shampoo on it
>>52128514
wash your body
>>52128514
Folliculitis.
>>52128514
Get someone to give you a sponge bath
>>52128480
Fuck off Commie
YOU AIN'T NO SAXON BRUV
Sucks
>>52128597
would rather have paki girls than chink cartoon girls drawn by fat lonely men t b h
>>52128597
would love to spaff a lot of white cum on that wog on lefts face
>>52128554
pretty sure it's this desu.
>>52128597
Why is a picture of a Swedish inner city adademy beneath my waifu?
Going off 4chan Tbh
Only ever browse /b/ when I'm having a shit to pass the time but /vg/ is just a circlejerk board now and /int/ is just some retards dumping their fedora pictures for some reason
/tv/ is alright but fuck me I'm getting bored of memes
Feel like I need a new site to just browse on my phone and pass the time but ladbible has fuckloads of clickbait articles that annoy me and I hate the layout of reddit and it's full of pompous arsewipes which I guess is at the very least a small step up from kids
>>52128597
got room for 1 brit in slovakia mate?
>>52128756
>I browse /b/
>>52128756
hangout at /r/4chan
you get the best of everything
Hit my target water consumption for the day and I've not even left work yet
>>52128756
>Only ever browse /b/
stopped reading there
>>52128756
i post here because i like anime
rape :)
>>52128756
>Browsing /b/
You are not really wanted anyway
>>52128835
stop triggering me pls x
>>52128864
>gif
fuck off
>I don't watch anime
Fuck sake laddies, maintenance man came in to take fridge away and he said 'cor, smells a bit in here'
Been close to crying for about 20 minutes now ;_;
>>52128597
Literally all of them are white
How'd your footy team do this weekend lads?
>>52128980
Only by Brazilian standards.
>>52128993
I don't follow or watch football.
Hello i like anime!?
>/int/ is just some retards dumping their fedora pictures for some reason
i fucking hate mugi
>>52128914
>>52129063
what is this Kent Mugi faggotry.
Post grime
>>52129022
Are you into other sports?
>>52129063
In Canterbury.
>>52128993
Badly :^(
>>52129099
Hello I am in Kent, I like Mugi.
I have not seen anyone else from Kent in a long time
>>52129112
I swim but that is all.
>>52129099
What is what?
so, i'm going to offer myself up tonight
anyone who wants a go come to 35 alfred close in kent
>>52129107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRA4cp8h9hA
>>52128993
Win
>>52129162
holy fuck kill yourself. post smart anime if you are shitposting.
Okay judging from the posts there are at least 3 Kent Flags in this thread, when usually this is not the case.
Canterbury reporting in.
>>52129157
What stroke?
Post your V
>>52129162
can you come to london instead?
>A kindergarten teacher who claimed he was stabbed in the neck at a school in Paris by a man acting in the name of ISIS has admitted he made up the story.
what
wouldn't you think people would notice the lack of a stab wound?
>>52129228
I'm in your basement.
leedsqt ##banana
come an ave a go if ya think your ard enough
haha fucked it
Any zone 1 London lads wanna chill tonight?
Oh god the atheists are kicking off again lads - they're literally fuming.
wewlads do you like Jun?
>>52129162
Can I pozz your neghole?
>>52129228
Also Canterbury reporting in.
>>52129252
Breast stroke or Backstroke normally, and also one that I have no idea what the name is for it.
>Post your V
No idea what that is, I only swim casually.
>>52129351
Hi Corbyn. No, no one likes you.
chantelle i loved you
but you cheated with jonathan from church
i'm gonna run up and spray him
and leave him
in the church
>>52129395
Not Corbyn, I just live here lol
I am literally going to marry Yui
Unironically moving to Israel in 3 weeks, hope I don't get stabbed by a Palestinian lads
So cold rn lads, anyone wanna hug me? Have put heating on but it won't go any higher than like 17 degrees.
>>52129449
I am literally going to marry Ayano
>>52129464
why
Pretty scared with these new kent people about now lads.
I thought only normies lived in banterbury
>>52129464
fuck off jew
>>52129464
you probably have a better chance getting stabbed here
Listen,
Listen,
Listen,
Just wait for the drop and listen,
Listen,
I don’t think you’re listening,
Hate my mother
Hope 2016 is better than 2015. I let 2015 get away from me. It could've been the year that changed everything and I let it slip. Not best pleased with myself.
>>52129492
No, I am an introverted student who has spent 2 and a bit years successfully avoiding socialising.
>>52129564
Hate my father
>>52129228
Ramsgate senpai.
>the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""university"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of kent
>>52129489
Family live there, can't get a job here
>>52129506
Hope so, Israel is a beautiful country
I'm a big fan of Jools Holland
>>52129605
He's a drunk
>>52129579
>>52129492
why dont you two just fuck already, dumb anime posting nonces.
Just bought a 100k pack on fifa and only got Muller
Now I feel like an absolute mug
>>52129579
hopefully not at CCCU lad
>>52129564
>>52129583
Here I am at
Camp Granada
>>52129583
Hate myself
>>52129634
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>52129605
She's a manipulative lying coward
>>52129657
>CCC""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""U""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52129634
Fuck off Junfag.
>>52129657
Nope, UKC.
>>52129653
You got absolutely Mullered mate
hate you
>>52129627
His solo on Pulling Mussels (from the Shell) is pretty based
>>52129691
wahey.
>>52129653
bit expensive haha
>>52129703
Love you too
Anyone else go to the cinema not to watch a film, but just to eat a few snacks
so cosy right now lads
might put up my christmas tree in my bedroom for maximum comfiness and then just roll around on the carpet
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.
>>52129852
sounds good
unironically like Haruhi lads
>>52129905
>tfw I have literally been on Halifax piers thousands of times
>>52129852
>Wearing a nice jumper and wrapped up in a blanket
>Christmas carols playing
>shitposting on /int/
>having a beer
Life is good.
>>52129908
Is Umaru a /brit/ certified smart anime?
>>52129691
Good choice m8
>>52129922
why would you ironically like it?
>>52129925
is it nice?
Lads I didn't come here to look at some squinty eyed cartoon kids saunter the fuck
>>52129966
yes:
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
>>52129967
Thanks lad.
>>52129966
the powers that be have confirmed it as such, yes.
That's it, get it all out of your system
Just brings normie central even closer
>>52129691
>Azusa
Very very very good post
me and the imouto
To the guy who was asking it was getting better until she seen it then it started becoming blue again
>>52129117
I'm in Sittingbourne
What film shall I watch tonight guys? Want something dark and serious
>>52130017
what do you come here for?
>shitpost with anime on a non-anime board
>nothing happens
>shitpost without anime on an anime board
>banned
Very tired after cycling home lads, post some comfy choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0KATxruxyo
>>52130152
Trainspotting
>>52130152
Brazil
rate the gf
>>52130191
Seen it la'
>>52130157
epic banter
Hey lads hahah i'm in Fareham lmao does anyone want to be my friend???
please
>>52126705 (OP)
>>52126846
>>52127263
>>52127300
>>52127384
>>52127565
>>52127623
>>52127691
>>52127769
>>52127934
>>52127979
>>52128010
>>52129157
>>52129373
>>52129852
With this many Karen how come nobody post Alice the superior, less annoying Kiniro
>>52130208
Bronson is a good one
Love me some Tom Hardy
>>52130229
>me(17yo)
DAVID MITCHEL ROARING WITH LAUGHTER
>>52130188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d38xbAFnCSQ
>>52130157
Something fresh, exciting, pushing the boundaries of subversion
>>52130252
>DAVID MITCHEL ROARING WITH LAUGHTER
>>52130209
well memed my friend
>>52130198
this
/brit/ went shit after cornwall left
>A preschool teacher who claimed to have been attacked by a masked assailant invoking Islamic State (Isis) made up the story, French prosecutors said on Monday.
>The attack reported on Monday by the teacher set off a manhunt in the northern Paris suburb of Aubervilliers, but the teacher admitted under questioning from prosecutors that he had made up the story.
mentalist
>>52130302
fuck off
>>52130188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYoCbmS6j-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGa6oCxhpZA
Did anyone else used to watch this at Christmas time when you were a child? I'm very nostalgic.
>>52130091
Great post. I have an Asuza doll.
>>52130123
What is it like there? I have never actually been.
>>52130239
Here you go lad.
>>52130227
No but I'll come over there and fight you desu
>Bronson is a good one
>Love me some Tom Hardy
>>52129750
Cost me £16 mate
Thought I'd treat myself for christmas and maybe get a Reus but now I just feel a bit sick
>>52130331
>/brit/ went shit after cornwall left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxjXAb9LQlc
You should have to have a mental age of 18+ to post here, not just physical imho
>>52130364
ok lad, i'm sure you are not a weak manlet.
unless you want to 'fight' like the turks do :^)
>>52130349
It's not that bad here. There's a nice park up the road and it's got a good selection of shops. Most of the people are shitheads though.
Have a Yukari
anyone want to bully a sissy brit boi
>>52130340
rude
>You should have to have a mental age of 18+ to post here, not just physical imho
>>52130349
I also have one or two Azusa dolls
>>52130470
>tfw no tank obsessed waifu
>>52130501
WEW LAD
alri lads
>>52130501
very good
What is the "old country" if we talk about Britain?
sorta want to go chicken cottage lads, but don't want to get bullied by the staff
>>52130568
same here, chickened out and bought a microwave curry instead
>>52130521
It hurts, lad
just got back from my first shift at next lads
first half was pretty easy just had to stand by the door and greet people when they came in
second half was pretty shit because i was on the tills and didnt know how to use them and this qt poortherner i work with kept laughing at me because i was shit at it
>Get me... a hundred fags,
>two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky,
>and ten cans of lager
>NOW.
>>52130501
Yours are figurines, mine is an actual doll rather than a figurine. Pic related taken a while ago. I want to get a Mio doll as well at some point.
>>52130645
lick her bumhole
>>52130501
I always wonder what people like you look like
Ever had a real gf?
no bully, jw
>>52130656
>uni hall
wew
>>52130695
A doll is different to a figurine.
>>52130645
qt coworker is my gimmick la
want a cottage pie
>>52130152
Filth
>>52130656
>having those at uni
delete yourself
Going back to my high school next weed for A level certificates/awards evening
Didn't wanna go but mummy is forcing me to, will sperg out guaranteed eurgh
>>52130728
I live in a house now unfortunately.
>>52130751
Why not?
>>52130754
Why?
>>52130732
i just think, i think maybe this is a little bit you know, a little different.
>watching Top Gear
>crossing the channel in a pickup truck
>there are probably immigrants in Calais trying this as we speak
>>52130736
want ur mums pie
>>52130754
DUDE
>your Italian gf gets you this for christmas
what do
>tfw no Julia Holter gf
>>52130754
>high school
fuck off yank
>>52130656
fucking hell m8 no wonder you have no friends if you have those at uni, hope they're not on show
>>52130795
I have friends.
>>52130789
Put my willy in it
>>52130789
Have it with some gabagool
>>52130656
Very nice lad, I prefer figures though as they tend to look better when displayed statically
>>52130693
I'm pretty dench tbqhwyl
2D gfs are real too
>>52130781
Why what?
>>52130788
Yes?
>>52130793
It was called _____ High school where __ is the name of my town, sucks I know
>owning dolls
didnt know i was speaking with 12 year old girls 2bh
>>52130869
>block Donald Trump has 2 million signatures
>>52130855
Why are you going to high school
i've decided what i'm going to do with my life
i'm going to build a castle
a real castle. something that will last thousands of years.
>>52130918
Can I join?
>>52130910
>high school
Fuck off yank
>>52130793
Some of them are called that in the UK.
My schools went.
Infant -> Junior -> High School
>>52130854
Yes, I agree about display.
>>52130782
Ok.
>>52130882
>2015
>Not owning dolls
>>52130942
>yank
fuck off dixie
>>52130910
It was a secondary school but it was called __ High school. I go to university now but the evening is for students that attended in the 2014-2015 year.
Teachers will try to make conversation with me and I'll have nothing to say, seriously hate these things
Lads y'know the song "21st century schizoid man"?
That was writ about me
>>52130951
grow some balls and a backbone
>>52130918
Can I join?
>Gabagool? Over here!
What did he mean by this?
>>52131030
>I can judge everything about you based upon one thing
>>52127300
OUT of here with such RUBBISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
lads...
>>52130951
Gonna by myself a doll/figurine once I get my next student loan payment
My schools went Primary school > middle school > upper school
loved having middle school
Gabagool?!
OVVA HERE...
NEW THREAD
>>52126726
NEW THREAD
>>52126726
NEW THREAD
>>52126726
>>52130834
>wow, look who came out of his cave!
>>52131103
Good choice lad.
>>52131095
do you have a feminine penis?
>>52131101
haha u can see her cum on the pole, hope you gave that a good lick after m8
>>52130656
What halls? I want to say older Tyler or Darwin.
Fucking first year though
>>52131095
if you own anime dolls you are invariably in the top 99.9th percentile of faggots
dont pretend otherwise pusspuss
hold tight stormzy you wanna get murky
>>52131177
What uni?
>My schools went Primary school > middle school > upper school
Fuck off Tory twat
>>52131177
I'm not a first year. I am a third year. That picture is just old. Darwin by the way.
>>52131170
>feminine
>penis
Pick one.
>>52131219
UKC
>>52131185
I would say the reverse is true.
>>52131263
>middle school
fuck off yank
>>52131274
What do you study?
>>52131324
Pol and IR
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