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>>52082670
THIS NOW LEAF TERRITORY
i love mayuyu
>>52082718
Canadian or New Zealand's?
thank you mayuyu
>>52082670
ｵﾂ
>>52082718
shut up
さいしょにジャパンって書いたほうが良いのでは
>>52082770
awww half-width alphanumerics don't show on 4chan
おつ
つ
>>52082818
It shows up here
i want to feel japanese pussy lips wrapped around my cock shaft
>>52082718
Beat it, leaf boy. This thread is for anglos and Japanese people only.
どうして日本である場所がポルトガル語の本文を使うのか?
does england even exist
>>52082884
ブラジル人がいっぱいいるからです
>>52082936
Listen, Phillip; yes it does.
>>52082884
There are many Brazilians living in Japan cheat train tickets.
They don't pay correct fee.
>>52082936
Nah, is just a bunch of Pakis merely pretending to be Englishmen at this point
>>52082877
only if its mayuyu
>>52082882
What a great idea!
>>52082982
>>52083033
Well, I feel a little bit ashamed now.
>>52083033
There are many Brazilians living in Japan.
They don't have car insurance usually.
>>52082936
I think so. Otherwise that raises more than a few questions for me.
I ate a spotted dick when I went to Britain. It was so delicious. I love British desserts.
>>52083050
i was going to call you albert barbosa but it occurred to me that it's that very casual repetitive posting that has completely destroyed the site and attracted throngs of redditor children so i exercised immense restraint in stopping and have now decided to lie in bed and have a depressive fit instead 2bh
>>52083114
No, pleaee don't. It's not your fault.
>>52082877
それとタマをくすぐるマン毛
>>52083243
All because my retarded brethren don't know how to handle bant
テ。アルベルト・バルボサ
>>52083337
こらw
夕火の刻、粘滑なるトーヴ
遥場にありて回儀い錐穿つ。
総て弱ぼらしきはボロゴーヴ、
かくて郷遠しラースのうずめき叫ばん。
『我が息子よ、ジャバウォックに用心あれ!
喰らいつく顎、引き掴む鈎爪!
ジャブジャブ鳥にも心配るべし、そして努
燻り狂えるバンダースナッチの傍に寄るべからず!』
ヴォーパルの剣ぞ手に取りて
尾揃しき物探すこと永きに渉れり
憩う傍らにあるはタムタムの樹、
物想いに耽りて足を休めぬ。
かくて暴なる想いに立ち止まりしその折、
両の眼を炯々と燃やしたるジャバウォック、
そよそよとタルジイの森移ろい抜けて、
怒めきずりつつもそこに迫り来たらん!
一、二! 一、二! 貫きて尚も貫く
ヴォーパルの剣が刻み刈り獲らん!
ジャバウォックからは命を、勇士へは首を。
彼は意気踏々たる凱旋のギャロップを踏む。
『さてもジャバウォックの討ち倒されしは真なりや?
我が腕に来たれ、赤射の男子よ!
おお芳晴らしき日よ! 花柳かな! 華麗かな!』
父は喜びにクスクスと鼻を鳴らせり。
夕火の刻、粘滑なるトーヴ
遥場にありて回儀い錐穿つ。
総て弱ぼらしきはボロゴーヴ、
かくて郷遠しラースのうずめき叫ばん。
>>52083232
They may be delicious, but they're laden with calories. If you eat too many, you'll become fat, anon.
>>52083453
アリス=ベストガール
>>52083580
why'd you guys call it a dick anyway
i mean throughout the ages words might change their meaning or something but i'm pretty sure dick has always meant what it means now. unless it's a reference to someone called richard? that doesn't make sense anyway
>>52083232
>spotted dick when I went to Britain
>britain is so gay penis is seen as dessert for them
to all male posters here.
have you ever sucked another man's cock?
>>52083791
that was low grade banter my man, i would appreciate if you deleted this post
>>52083725
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=spotted+dick
>>52083725
No one knows, but "dick" used to just mean pudding in some parts of the UK.
>>52083802
それはNGです
>>52083889
King Pudding III
>>52083868
hey that's great, you're telling me there's no point having an international forum because everyone could quite rightly google everything they might want to ask
god you're a cunt. i prescribe a rigorous dose self harm
>>52083802
Not a man's cock, no.
>>52083802
memes aside why would you?
>>52084015
what cock have you sucked then?
>>52084048
it's a long story, not sure if you actually want to hear it so tell me if y or n then i will write it
こんばん
皆さんは元気ですか
>>52083802
Depends on what you mean by "cock"
>>52084152
どうも!
元気です、あなたは?
>>52083580
Anon san
Yes I will be careful
>>52084108
>what cock have you sucked then?
A girl's, since I'm not gay.
>>52084340
Anon... Girls don't have cocks
>>52084297
超元気ww
今日は楽しかった
楽しかったぁぁ
>>52084239
benis
>>52084108
Pls tell me.
I'm a good listener. I promise I won't judge you.
>>52084410
Then no, I haven't.
>>52084398
Kiri san, plz
>>52082877
This sentence gave me a semi t b h
Who's your favorite AKB?
>>52084487
キリってキリっていうな
キリじゃ・な・い
:)
おねがいします。
>>52084523
大きいおっぱいのaKB
>>52084382
Some do. It's rare though, I'll give you that.
>未
>末
I love this meme.
>>52083889
So cosby is actually obsessed with dick?
>>52084398
Anime idols
>clean
>no fighting!
>ganbare ganbare
>minna is friends desu
>a cute
3D idols
>fighting
>always crying
>ganbare ganbare
>minna not friends desu
>a cute
>>52084636
cosby is obsessed with putting his dick into sleeping girls
戦場 必勝 史上 最強
>>52084616
>違
>達
>>52084523
kojiharu
>>52084616
木
林
森
女
姦
>>52084841
>>52084889
I like these.
Also 火 and 炎.
>>52084643
You are right
>>52084919
>チンポ
>チンポ
>チンポ
チンポ。
皆さんはチンポが好き? 大切な質問ですよ
>>52085299
〇ン〇が好きです
チリ落盤事故
禁を破り地下生活の実態を明かしたセプルベダさん (AP) チリの落盤事故で2番目に救出された
“スーパー・マリオ”こと、マリオ・セプルベダさん(40)がこのほど英紙サンデー・メールのインタビュー
に応じ、生存が確認されるまでの「暗黒の14日間」を語った。奇跡の生還を果たした作業員33人は
「沈黙の契約」を結び、地下で起きたことをしばらくは話さないと決めていたが、ホモ疑惑やカニバリズ
ム(人食い)などの噂が流れていることから、「真実を語ることが必要」と判断したという。
>>52085380
長ぎ・読なかった
(長すぎ、読まなかった)
>>52085695
麤 is literally three blobs of black ink, how do you even read that?
>>52085851
it's triple baka
>>52085851
Get a higher DPI display.
But seriously you don't have to be able to read it because it never appears in normal text.
䨺
Damn.
>>52086066
this makes my eyes hurt
anyone rehearsed lines out of a book? i'm thinking it'd be a great conditioning exercise but then if my room mates hear me i'd feel like a complete retard
>When FN won 0 region
>>52084382
Huh? But it's cute...
>>52086618
Your roommates will be gone from your life in a few years. And so will your chance of speaking Japanese.
>>52086673
Come on, it's a good thing, there is nothing they can actually do and LR will have to adopt part of FN's opinions to not lose in 2017.
>>52084435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lN2sgQWXtx
please enjoy
>>52086874
but anon even people age 70+ still go on holiday
映画館に個室があったらいいな
>>52087011
>i had to suck his dick out of common courtesy
germany why?
Just starting out. Have katakana and Kanji radicals completely down. Working on hiragana now and I'm actually finding them harder to remember that katakana.
People always say hiragana are easier. Am I crazy?
yesterday i drew aruberuto x frog
>>52087488
they're both just squiggles
>>52087564
this is the first picture i've ever seen where it's not the frog bullying someone else
賢者モード to be honest.
>>52087564
7/10, needs more oppai and cat ears though
>>52087449
one hand washes the other
>>52087011
What the fuck.
2bh I'm kind jealous of your English, you sound like a complete fag but your pronunciation is quite good.
feelguyっていうんだな
アルベルトアルベルトうるさいから勘違いしてたわ
>>52087011
what the fuck
>>52087912
it's my natural voice btw not pitched
>>52088013
Bullshit unless you're a midget
>>52088000
大丈夫だよ、絵が上手だから
>>52088013
I doubt it.
But regardless of your voice, it's the way your articulate the words and your intonation that makes you sound like a fag.
>>52088153
it's called going into character
>>52087011
Thank you !!! I really enjoyed your story. I can tell you that you are not homo desu.
I love the episode of that fat gross nipple man(^_^)v
Btw, do Germans speak English very well like you in general or you ard just an exception?
>>52088000
>アルベルト
>>52088013
anyone who's played cs knows a voicemod when they hear it fambam nobody's doubting how much of a faggot you are though so don't lose any sleep over it
>>52088118
センキュー( ´Д｀)b
これからもfeelguyの地位向上に貢献します
>>52087912
>you sound like a complete fag
Actually, if you listened to the whole thing through, you would realise that he's not actually gay desu.
>>52088314
thanks
>>52088013
Wat ?? It was like a doumo arigato Mr. ROBOT voice...
>>52088314
I listened to everything and he actually sounds like a fag from start to end, at least to me.
>>52088353
Don't get me wrong my friend, be you gay or not, to me it doesn't matter. I'm not homophobic, racist or any of these things.
>>52088308
pepeを大事にしてくれない?
>>52087011
Are you Extra Credits or Spirit Science?
>>52088314
>if you listened to the whole thing through
間違えなく本物のホモ発見しましたわ
しっ しっ、きたないからスレから出てもらう事にする、このイカくさい野郎ども
>>52088761
what does that mean
>>52088767
But he has no interests in men for romantic relations and he loves fucking grills so he is not gay
>>52088314
>I sucked a guys dick but I'm not gay
europe is truly disgusting
>>52088915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DSYeEBzrVJ
I can with certainty and honesty claim that I am not a homosexual.
>>52088308
それは大歓迎です
虐められるばっかりで見苦しい;_;
>>52088980
Once you go gay there's no way, arkadaş.
>>52088980
>>52088902
それはもう手遅れです!
あいつが男のちんぽを吸ったよ!そこまで踏み込んだら引き返すこと出来ない
ほかのアジア人は日本人だと時々思われる?
>>52089451
>時々
いつもを意味しましたか?
>>52089451
思われない
>>52089451
いいえ 思われない
>>52089305
(笑)(笑)
>>52089521
Are other asians sometimes thought to be Japanese?
Because they look pretty similar to me.
Some guys become gay because they can't have a gf.
>>52087011
I'm terribly sorry but I masturbated to this audio. I just had to.
>>52089305
まあ、そもそも、他人はあなたと別アイス味を好めば、結局君には関係ないだろう
だから放っておけよ、な?
What are some good futa manga or hentai?
>>52089140
>>52089159
>>52089305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cqkqXXn1mk
>>52089535
>>52089557
本当?私はアジア人が同じみたいよ
>>52089859
誰かが「はい、精液味アイスお願い!」といきなりに言い出したら普通に驚くはずでしょ!
>>52089805
If you give him your name address, he'll gladly pay you a visit and suck your dick.
>>52090000
aw i don't know why i put ni after ikinari i know that's temporal. sigh
ここで日本人の俺参上
>>52089989
全然違うよ
>>52090001
Yeah, I noticed he's kind of a slut.
OHAYO!! Ruffy desu!!! Genki desu ka?
>>52089889
hermaphrodite?
>>52090125
消え失せろ
>>52089989
特に日本人と中国人が似てるんだ
>>52090191
konbanwa :)
>>52090202
Yes
>>52090266
Ranma 1/2
>>52090000
マジかよお前www
それはそうでけど、きっと俺の意見分かっただろう。
>>52090217
は?誰だよお前は
いきなり現れて好き勝手いってんじゃねーぞ
First semester of Japanese done. Feel like I should have retained more than I did... 3 more left to go.
結局また眠れなかった
>>52090391
why didn't you say that in japanese you little shit
>>52090313
Thanks senpai
>>52090391
Japanese classes seem so slow to me. Did you learn any kanji? What verb tenses do you know?
>>52090412
わかりません。also limited vocabulary
http://avrelease.com/watch-av-online/odv-292-i-love-poopmomo-chans-daily-life-is-shit/
>>52090371
ごめん、ちょっと虐めたかっただけで
どうかお許しください
>>52090373
Chimpout?
お前の中のチンパンジーの部分出てきちゃった?
>>52089934
>i practiced homosexuality but I wasn't really into it so im not gay
>if you think practicing homosexuality is gay your just insecure and probably gay your self
germany please
4chan is a judgment free safe space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ
>>52090266
フタレター、ふた部
For more information please search.
>>52090223
似てねえよ
>>52090759
ill even give you this madotsuki pic that i forgot to attach T.T
>>52090781
可哀想に
お前をそんな脈絡もないしょうもない煽りしか出来ない知能で産んだ両親は死ぬべきだな
お前は生きてていいぞ、低知能は社会的に保護されるように出来てるからな
>>52090591
Learned a few. 今、私、時 and some others
Verb tenses are strange. We mostly just did different tenses/conjugations
Focus was on getting down hirigana, katakana, basic grammer, and a few kanji.
>>52089451
日本国内での話?それとも海外で?
>>52090591
>>52090910
I should expand on that and mention that it was stuff like present and past tense
>>52090391
Congrats, anon. You did good.
Keep practising to ensure you don't forget what you've learnt.
>>52090391
GANBARE TOMODACHI!
>>52090759
いや全然!
怒った訳ではない、ドンマイ。
ネットで言い表すのはやっぱり難しいね、俺は怒っていると思った?なんで?「マジ」のせいかな?
>>52090391
If you actually want to learn Japanese, I suggest you start self-studying
マジかよお前www = wtf lol
>>52091239
いいえ、俺はただふざけているのでw
>>52091338
Between other college classes, it's easier to have it scheduled into my day so I have to do it instead of just when I get around to it. I'll be doing some studying over the break
>tfw no japanese bf
>>52091398
あ、そっか。
>>52091486
>tfw when russians conquer my country because I didn't join NATO
Meanwhile I have been eating NATTO
>>52091926
I tried it once and threw it away right after the first bite
just goes to show that jap cuisine is shit
>le raw fish on plain rice
such culinary masters...
>>52091740
Get the fuck out. I think I'm Japanese and I hope senpai will notice me itt.
質問あります
聞いたら多分意味が伝わないでも、読んだら一気に分かる言葉ありますか
やっぱり話より小説や新聞の使われた言葉が難しい気がする、漢字がないと把握出来ないくらい。きっと誰かにその言葉が言われた大ピンチです
日本人でもたまにその気がするかな??
music
>>52092002
I'm noticing you, but for all the wrong reasons.
>Friend (straight) did study broad in Japan
>Fell in love with Japanese girl and they are now penpals
>Other friend (gay) did study abroad in Korea
>Was trolling for gay sex every friday night in Seoul gay redlight districts
Why does Korea only attract homosexuals? Is it due to the flamboyant nature of KPOP?
>>52092002
the only yuri you'll be seeing is yuri ivankovich breaking down your door
>>52091740
>people actually eat something that looks like it came from a lovecraft novel
this looks like a bunch of sticky ear wax and cum
im losing my appetite just looking at this
>>52092053
漢字は表意文字だからその字を見るとスッと入ってくる場合はよくあるよ
>>52092331
fuck, the weed be fucking up my shitposting
>>52091926
>今日はハッカドールの第11話を見ていた
>この所
おい、マジかよ…
>>52082670
Is it socially acceptable to have a relationship with a 13yo in Japan? If I remember correctly that's the Age of Consent there.
>>52087011
>>52088980
>>52089934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FbMeuPAXJu
>>52092331
eww. Looks like someone throwed up in the cheese
Plz, Japanese, maybe I could be your girlfriend?
>>52092551
>The Japanese Penal Code sets a minimal age of consent of 13. However, the Children Welfare Act chapter 34 forbids any act of "fornication" (淫行) with children (here defined as anyone under 18 years of age) with prefectures and districts specifying further details in (largely similar) "obscenity ordinances" (淫行条例) like adding exemptions for sex in the context of a sincere romantic relationship (typically determined by parental approval).
>>52092382
そうですね! でもそうするとある言葉が文章に限りますかな
ところで、俺と私の中、どちが使えばいいのかまだ決めないのです。
言うまでもなく、敬語の場合もちろん「私」を使いますが、日常でどち使えば良いのでしょうか?
もしも「俺」を使えたら、それでどう、乱暴すぎるのか?
貴方達はどれ使うのか?私、俺、僕、他?
確かこれは年齢によって異なるですよね
Also, is there a way to include a space after "。" or "?" ?
>>52092552
you're gayer than the german who got his dick sucked
>>52092628
Fine, Ill ask
Is that really you?
>>52092941
ignore the whore
>>52092941
Cute girls don't post pictures of themselves on the internet, anon.
>>52092801
こっちは普段に僕が使うな
昔は「俺」の方が男らしくて使う価値があったかと思ったが、やっぱりそれはない
>>52092801
男なら
フォーマルな場では「私」
インフォーマルな場では「俺」
と使い分けるといいよ
「俺」には乱暴なニュアンスはない
「僕」は今あんま使ってる人聞かないな
>>52093035
なあ&
i use it, i don't not use it lol
>>52093041
>「僕」は今あんま使ってる人聞かないな
それは面白いですね、友達からいつも聞いた
Could a kind Japanon please translate this for me? I looked on Jisho.org, but could find anything.
>便用上のお願い
I guess it reads "The wish of/for [something]," but it's that 便用上 that I'm confused about. For context, it's on the back of some chopstick's packaging.
>>52092988
Yes boss
>>52093002
You're wrong. I was in a thread 2 months ago; I asked an Argentinian to take a picture with a time stamp - she responded with a picture holding up a piece of paper that read "Are you happy Britain", and included the time and date of that day.
>>52092941
Yep.
>>52093203
「使」用上
>>52093035
>>52093041
なるほど。
教えてくれてありがとう二人達。
>>52093002
they're the only ones that do
>>52093292
you look like you take a lot of drugs my girl
>>52093272
>You're wrong. I was in a thread 2 months ago; I asked an Argentinian to take a picture with a time stamp - she responded with a picture holding up a piece of paper that read "Are you happy Britain", and included the time and date of that day.
U-usually they don't
>>52093187
まじで?
学生だけど周りの99パーセント一人称俺だよ
>>52093320
>tfw no qt gf to die taking heroine with
>>52093292
You should try to get your 1s right, my lady.
>>52093292
wtf does that say?
who draws 1s like they are cancer ribbons?
since it's backwards it should read 11/12/15
ignoring that yuropoors do dates backwards
are yuropoors still stuck a day behind us? its the 13th here
usa is so far ahead of yuroop that we actually are in the future to them.
>>52093320
I'm from Ukraine, lol. It explains everything.
>>52093187
僕も使うが友達同士だと使わないかな
会社の先輩などには使うけどね
>>52093473
It's the 13th here as well
>>52093306
i think it's really easy to worry too much about it. in english you only have one self reference and thats "i"
so when you hear there's a dozen of them in japanese you panic because you assume they've got a lot deeper meaning than they do
i mean as long as you read the wind you'll be fine 2bh it's so much better learned in practice because any explanation of their use is approximate due to their unique cultural implications
>>52093473
It's for /rus/ thread.
Where is Mayuyu when we need him
はよう
>>52093538
Oh yeah, frankly I don't really care that much about it, I just want to choose one for the sake of consistency.
>>52093512
>>52093397
マジで
どっほほ
まあ、その人は日本語先生だったから、それに結構年がたっているやつでした
でも考え直した、やっぱり俺の方がいい響きある
>>52093292
this is a homo thread, you know
>>52093712
とっている
7am time for bed
>>52093542
>It's for /rus/ thread.
getting acquainted to your future fellow citizens?
>>52086027
>>52093687
おはよう
>>52093687
ohayo gozaimasu, I hope you have a sugoi day today.
>>52093815
baka baka baka
>>52093292
I bet you have rather slim feet with long toes, your big toe has a very prominent toenail and your second toe is a hammertoe most likely.
that's how I can imagine your feet from your face.
now post a picture of your feet so we can put my foot foreseeing on a test
>>52093925
>now post a picture of your feet so we can put my foot foreseeing on a test
you're a fucking freak lol
>>52093925
>foot foreseeing
The correct term is "foot foresight", my friend.
If you have a dick bigger than five inches you don't belong here.
>>52094064
it's international english, get with the times lad
>>52093292
>double eyelids
>no black hair
>not korean
gross
Omanko will be broken
おまんこが壊れるわ
>>52094142
Sorry. :(
>>52094222
now about your feet
>>52094142
>double eyelids
Before coming to this thread, I didn't even know that this was a thing.
>>52094142
>not korean
shut up!!
>>52094171
>Omanko will be broken
that's what girls always say before I put mine in!!!! >:D
>>52094222
don't worry. at least you're not fat or black
>I love Naruto
>>52093854
My days are always sugoi
>>52094496
eww what the fuck is growing on her arm blisters?
why didn't we just kill all southerners after the civil war they're so disgusting
>>52083802
Yes
Not gay tho
>>52094615
same as me my man
how was it?
