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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>52068037

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Real Kana
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100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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Z
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yummy
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>>52074516
おつ
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>>52074422
>I'm BBA because I get old but I am a positive person and enjoy my life. I'm mentally and physically healthy. I want everyone around me be happy.
You sound like a great person. How old are you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSpEo8Onqiw
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>>52074516
ホモスレッド confirmed.
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>The Vitamin War
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>>52074516
乙です
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>>52074642
>The Vitamin War
I wonder if he was serious.
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>>52074642
これでずっと楽しめるのうらやましい
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>>52074630
Is that the fucking star wars theme
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>>52074516
これを貼れと言われた気がした

/int/の喧嘩祭といえば、六尺褌一丁の男達が、神輿を担いでぶつかり合う、
勇壮な祭として、この地方に知られている。
祭のあと、男達は集会所に集まり、普段着に着替え、飲み合う。
六尺は、激しい祭でドロドロボロボロになるから、使い捨てで、ゴミとして出される。
俺はいつもそれが狙いだ。
捨てられている六尺の、できるだけ汚れてる奴を10数本ほど、
こっそりさらって家に持ち帰る。
そして、深夜、俺一人の祭が始まる。
俺はもう一度汚れた六尺のみ身に付け、部屋中にかっさらってきた六尺をばら撒き、
ウォーッと叫びながら、六尺の海の中を転げ回る。
汚れた六尺は、雄の臭いがムンムン強烈で、俺の性感を刺激する。
前袋の中のマラは、もうすでに痛いほど勃起している。
六尺の中に顔を埋める。臭ぇ。
汗臭、アンモニア臭や、股ぐら独特の酸っぱい臭を、胸一杯に吸い込む。溜まんねえ。
臭ぇぜ、ワッショイ! 雄野郎ワッショイ!と叫びながら、前袋ごとマラを扱く。
嗅ぎ比べ、一番雄臭がキツイやつを主食に選ぶ。
その六尺には、我慢汁の染みまでくっきりとあり、ツーンと臭って臭って堪らない。
その六尺を締めてた奴は、祭で一番威勢が良かった、五分刈りで髭の、40代の、
ガチムチ野郎だろうと、勝手に想像して、鼻と口に一番臭い部分を押し当て、
思いきり嗅ぎながら、ガチムチ野郎臭ぇぜ!俺が行かせてやるぜ!と絶叫し、
マラをいっそう激しく扱く。
他の六尺は、ミイラのように頭や身体に巻き付け、
ガチムチ野郎の六尺を口に銜えながら、ウオッ!ウオッ!と唸りながらマラを扱きまくる。
そろそろ限界だ。
俺は前袋からマラを引き出し、ガチムチ野郎の六尺の中に、思いっきり種付けする。
どうだ!気持良いか!俺も良いぜ!と叫びながら発射し続ける。
本当にガチムチ野郎を犯してる気分で、ムチャクチャ気持ち良い。
ガチムチ野郎の六尺は、俺の雄汁でベトベトに汚される。
ガチムチ野郎、貴様はもう俺のもんだぜ!
俺の祭が済んだあと、他の六尺とまとめて、ビニール袋に入れ押し入れにしまい込む。
また来年、祭で六尺を手に入れるまで、オカズに使う。
押し入れにはそんなビニール袋がいくつも仕舞ってあるんだぜ。
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>>52074630

Je suis tellement emue...
French men are the best, mon ami
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Do non-Christians in your country celebrate Christmas? What do you do on that day?
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>>52074798
Yes
Same as the Christians
Christmas has become more of a religion-agnostic thing now (except for the most hardcore muslims and jehovah's witnesses)
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>>52074798
Festival of sex
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>>52074721
Oh, excuse me :)

> New Year's party
That's something to look forward to.
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乙 for Norway salmon
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>>52074798
we have a barbeque with the extended family (cousins, uncles, grandparents etc) out at a remote property.

we also play football or soccer or something

it has no religious meaning to me whatsoever but it's a good excuse to do something.
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>>52074458
>他のエリアが何してるのか経験出来るのは為になるよ
>あとそこに顔見知りがいるかいないかで、この先異動しても仕事のしやすさが全然違うw
>ちょっと変えてほしいこととかも話しやすいしね
>初めての転勤、頑張ってね

ありがとうございます!
人見知り&コミュ障すごいんですけど・・・が、頑張って仲良い人作りたいですm(__)m

では、おやすみなさい!
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Can someone translate this pls?

こいつ俺が日本人だって言っただけで
腹立つのか
頭おかしいだろ
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>>52074516
ORI乙INARU
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>>52074849
What do Muslims do on Christmas?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgdBhTl44Yc

>tfw only 13cm
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>>52075021
Same thing as every day, behead infidels and rape british schoolgirls
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>vending machine spits out one of those Malaysian coins instead of a 100yen piece
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>>52075021
Explode
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>>52075021
sabotage christmas trees

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/south-west/biggest-christmas-tree-in-south-west-sydney-has-been-fire-bombed-with-two-people-captured-by-cctv-footage/story-fngr8hxh-1227619663189

http://cphpost.dk/news14/national-news14/journalists-attacked-for-reporting-on-christmas-tree-controversy.html

http://www.barenakedislam.com/2012/11/09/brussels-bans-christmas-trees-because-they-are-offensive-to-muslims/
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>>52074434
>今日ランチでレストランを食べます
余計なお世話かもしれないけど、
レストランでランチを食べるが 正しい
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>>52075002
someone called him japanese and he called them a dumbass or something
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koreaboos are fucking disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlezSiH_1KY
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>>52075143
>tfw it was me

Why are japs so passive aggressive
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>>52075002
wait alright
someone is criticizing someone else for being offended because he was called japanese 2bh
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>>52075082
Why is Christmas tree offensive to Muslim? Jesus is their prophet too.
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>>52075199
Apologize and call them korean
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>>52075086
理解不能な場合は修正するべきだと思うが
すぐ修正してたら外国旗は誰も日本語を書かなくなるよ
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>>52074642
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>>52075199
okay i got it, first guess was better

yeah that was brutal i wouldn't bother with him
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>>52075176
don't give those north american wankers views
the cheese thing is rather popular among asians though
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>>52074767
Je sais, magnifique
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>>52075002
This guy, i called myself japanese. Then, you got angry. You are stupid.
Sorry for terrible writing.
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>>52075176
>Ramen was a Japanese word and once again stolen by korea
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>>52075255
I think it was me, I mean we had a group skype call and I said "マジで日本人ですか?” Because his English was so good. Then after I left the call he wrote that in the text part, almost like he wanted me to see it. Fucking wierd.. Unless this >>52075293 is a better translation?
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>>52075298
RAMYUN
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>>52075252
>mfw Americans were beaten by an army of ill-equipped and poorly trained nutritious vitamins
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>>52075002
He is angry just because I said "I am Japanese"
He is crazy

Something like that
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>>52075293
>>52075255

"飯食った
ここにaiちゃんいれるなよ
aiちゃんってあのhirenな
俺あの人嫌いだから"
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>>52075321
careful with slangy stuff like マジで i guess lol

having understood all this >>52075293 yeah that's it i'd say
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>>52075372
Ohhh I get it. ありがとう
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>>52075296
大歓迎です
すぐ来てください
おもてなし致します
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>>52075372
This
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>>52075354
>The origin of ramyeon is unclear. Some sources say it is of Japanese or Chinese origin. Instant ramyeon was first produced by Samyang Food in 1963 under technical assistance from Myojo Foods Co. Japan, which provided manufacturing equipment.
>Not korea
Let's be honest here aswell, what haven't chinese stole too.
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Are you also a magical girl?
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I'm a magical girl.
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>>52075444
C U P N O O D L E S
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>>52075444
most koreans know that it was japanese soldier food
don't trust the internet
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>>52075491
>Instant noodles were invented in 1958 by Momofuku Ando, the Taiwanese-born founder of the Japanese food company Nissin. He used Chikin Ramen (Chicken Ramen) as the first instant ramen noodles.
Not korea or china.
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>>52075531
Taiwanese were Japanese back then
They are honorary Japanese still today
JPxTW the east Asian ELITE
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>>52075296
takahiro?
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>>52075021
Suicide bomb
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What's your favourite vitamin?
Vitamin C is a classic, but Vitamin K is very underrated
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>>52075375
I ate supper (or lunch?).
Don't let to enter ai(-chan). I mean hiren(悲恋? I couldn't guess) ai.
I dislike her.
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>>52075298
Again goook lie all the time
GO TO FUCKING GOOK THREAD
>>52075354
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>>52075681
semen
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>>52075681
>Vitamin K
Had some of that on Saturday
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>>52075681
B2
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>>52075681
I don't take Vitamin.
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>>52075510
Koreans are insane. Get the fuck out of here, you, smelly kimchi guy living in Germany
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>>52075681
vitamin F
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Wew, only saw this new thread now

>>52075086
Just checking, is it wrong or just redundant?
ありがとう~

>>52074889
The fireworks are very beautiful and some nice bands play at the party. Unfortunately, I'll be traveling somewhere else this year. But I guess I'll be able to have fun anyway
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>>52075681

Not vitamin D, that's for sure.
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>A multitude of American's are reported to have recoiled in horror as they were confronted by a group of oranges armed with an AK-47
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>>52075681
D
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>>52075770
what's wrong John?
did you finally realize that watching anime in your parents basement is better than working for an apartment in japan and not getting japanese girls because you're a stupid, racist american fuckhead that no woman on this planet would ever touch and especially not the high school students you thought would date you because you're a white nigger
fuck off
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>>52075976
下の黒いの何
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>>52075950
Wow that was intense
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>1 hour until Saitama shiny hage
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>>52075846
Your original sentence >今日ランチでレストランを食べますmeans I will have the restaurant at lunch.
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>>52075950
hi veggie
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>>52076040
悪いが仲良くするつもりは皆無です >:^)
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どれ?
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>>52076019
それは最近の俺のうんち
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>>52076040
こちらこそよろしくお願いします
ご丁寧にどうも
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>>52075950
Well, you're not getting a Korean gf either, Hans.
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>>52076119
大腸がんだぞ(直球
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>>52076118
大阪
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcP96KbFIIU

thread muzak
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>>52076118
東京
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人参たちは何の人間ですか
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>>52076118
大阪ください。
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>>52076118
もちろん東京は正義

大阪弁なんてオエーー
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>>52076118
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>>52076260
That D means Deutchland?
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>>52076138
yes i will
i could have one right now if i wanted to
i know more people in korea than in germany
i'm 100% sure that I will get a korean gf
now leave me alone
I never mention korea. you always mention it
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>>52076108
kek Oh, shit
Thanks for correcting it, m8
I guess I have to study some more
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>>52076296
rude
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>>52076325
Try again

>>52076087
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>>52076296
前トリップつけてたしょぼん君?
久しぶり
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>>52076296
>(´・ω・`)
103cm man confirmed for the first time in a long while.
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>>52076321
白襟って愛知だけなのか...。中学も高校も母校はこんな感じだったなあ。
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Public Service Announcement: if you are not a magical girl, you need to leave this thread right now.
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when were you when donalt trump was presedent?

i was at home eating surströmming when friend sven ring

'donalt is pres'

'no'
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>>52076321
やっぱり愛知たんは可愛いすぎる!
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>>52076321
兵庫のお嬢さんを僕に下さい
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>>52076489
>surströmming
i'm surprised that stuff doesn't kill people
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>>52076371
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>>52076118
東京 from this picture
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>>52075950
Smelly kimchi trying to say something
Kimchi is always Kimchi
LOL
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>>52076118
大阪のほうがいいね
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寝る前にリポートだけしとくかな
おやすみ
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Guys, I'm going to Japan for a bit in February.
We'll be going to Tokyo for the first 10 nights & then to Hakuba for the last 10 nights.

What are some things I should see?
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>>52076739
おやすみなさい
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>>52076763
JK pantsu
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>>52075363
https://youtu.be/IJGIMd3_LfY?t=2m3s

Show some respect to the veterans
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>>52076371
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>>52076673
but i'm german
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>>52076647
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>>52076412
>>52076455
はーい、ひっさしぶりだねぇ

覚えていてくれて嬉しいっすよ
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>>52076400
D = dick
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>>52076867
No
You are kimchi
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>>52076820
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>>52076814
What's JK pantsu?
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>>52076763
Kamakura??
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>>52076952
ok
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>>52076978
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>>52076969
字上手だね
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>Hungry for meat
>Get myself a nice big plate size steak
>Wake up
>Remember I'm japanese and cannot afford meat
Guess it's mushrooms again
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>>52076763
>Feburary Hakuba
skiing?
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>>52077020
Kimchi ppl are not allowed here, so just go and never comment in Japanese thread.
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>>52077116
ok führer
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>>52077078
たかひろ
別人格発現してるぞ
早く薬飲め
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>>52077047
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>>52077007
Ahh I didn't even think of Kamakura, Thank you

>>52077037
I'll have to ask the gf about that one

>>52077075
Yeah snowboarding, I'll be my first time.
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>>52076969
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>>52077199

If you like Japanese gardens of the EDO era, I would recommend Hama rikyu onshi teien.
http://www.tokyo-park.or.jp/park/format/index028.html
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>>52077116
あのドイツキムチ、何がしたいのか本当にわからないんだよね
ログ辿ると毎日ほとんどの時間書き込みしててびびる
単なる反日荒らしならわかるんだけど、素性隠してまで会話に混ざろうとするのが気持ち悪くてしょうがない…
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>>52077179
こいつ日本人じゃない
ほんまもんのチョンチャンなんじゃね?
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>>52077306
500万円
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>>52077279
こういうヘタウマな絵好き
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>>52077360

そっか
そうかも
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>>52077368
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>>52077279
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>>52077315

孤独な海外(ドイツ)生活送っててキチガイが加速してるんじゃないかな
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>>52077420
あいつの字見てみ?
絶対日本人のカタカナの書き方じやないから
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>>52077312
Thanks, I'll definitely check this place out it looks lovely.
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>>52077037
What is the JK for?
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>>52077442

マウスで描いたんだ
手描きかと思った
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>>52077553
Just kekholding.
Aka you can look but never have
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>>52077565
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>>52077636

マウスにしてはよくかけてるよね
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>>52077521
チェックしようと思ったら消えてた。。。
多分、がちのちょんだね
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>>52074798
Yes. We eat and drink until we pass out and then exchange gifts after the hangover.
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>>52077553
joshi kousei(女子高生), girl highschool student
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>>52077854
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絵描く奴が多いなぁ・・・んじゃ、

エッヘン。

うわぁ!亀マフィアボスだぁ!姫を助けてみろ!!
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>>52077854
:DDD BAKA GAIJIN
WHITO PIGGU
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>>52076884
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>>52077854

Thanks to these kind of people, you can never express a love of Japanese culture in public.
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>>52077930
すごい
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>>52077985
i try not to think about it too much
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>>52077985
But with sharia law you cannot love any culture?????
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>>52078098
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>>52077621
難しい
>>52077687
優しい
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>>52077985
>love of Japanese culture
don't worry you're one of them
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>>52078098
Can we come to Japan as refugees?
I'm white and well educated
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>>52078162
めちゃ可愛いこれ
感謝
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>>52077916
こんな風に
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>>52078203
>liking any culture is fine, except for Japanese culture, because then you're a fedora tipper
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>>52078221
Fat women here are lonely and will probably marry and give visa
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JC > JS > JK

t. 魔法使い
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>>52078269
後ろのビッチは助けてもまた誘拐されそうだからな
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>>52078228
ありがとう
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>>52078333
何言ってんだよばか
JS>JC>JK
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>>52078284
SIGN ME THE __FUCK__ UP
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>>52078284
I want to believe
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>>52078221
>well educated
then you should stay in your own country and fix it
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>>52077916
You draw as a hobby or something on your computer, don't you?
You drew those lines very smoothly.
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>>52078624
Japanese people is not kind to fat women
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>>52078712
I will marry a fat chick
FORCE her to work out and lose weight
have a 10/10 QT with petite body and sexy toes
+ a visa on top of that
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>>52078684
The intelligent (*tips*) cannot get into power
Those who dare speak out have their careers ruined and risk assault or death
It's time to leave
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>>52078711
nah, it's not mine. it's from a different thread, i just saved a few pictures

like this
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>>52078712
What do people consider "fat" in Japan though? Would you consider a 65kg woman to be fat?
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>>52078811
Ah, I thought those were your works.
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>>52078752
full of scars u mean
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しゅうまつによくなにをしますか
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>>52078162
超かわゆし
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こ日わ。私のなめわ anon.
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>>52078283
you like anime and sushi you weeb
japans "culture" is just american consumerism, any thing that did not fit america's image of nation was discarded when they rebuilt japan.
weed used to be an integral crop of japan, after US took over they banned it because they saw it as the devils lettuce and today japan thinks its as bad ad crack and has some of the strictest canabis law in the world.
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>>52078895
Compared to west it is a lot stricter. 65kg would be very fat
These are all considered fat aka marshmallow girls
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>>52079027
I would absolutely love for America to become as strict and conservative on these things again. Then make a pact with Japan and give them all oceanic islands so they can expand and then dominate the world.
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>>52079018
>こんにちは/Hello
>わたしのなまえはanonです/My name is anon.
Is this what you wanted to say?
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>>52078763
Eventually, the force and deeds are better than intelligence imo
(we have neither the force nor deeds though...)
I still expect the power of the Swedish
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200 for my penis
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>>52079027
Sorry, I forgot that if you say literally anything positive about Japan, you're a weeb.
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>>52079004
さんぽ
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>>52079136
>65kg would be very fat
B-but the average woman in the UK weighs 70kg
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>>52079373
>weeb forgetting his place
it's okay as long as you recognize that you're sub-human in the end
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>>52079179
Yes, that is what I wanted to say. I am a beginner thanks for correcting me.
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変朝。変日も、推定する。

なぜここでです?
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>>52079409
that's the good thing with asians.
they look perfectly normal to us but theyy themselves think they are morbidly obese and have the confidence of a 250kg landwhale.
so they're an easy lay.
it's what I do, fuck average chinese and thanks to my yellow fever i get the orgasms of my lifetime out of it
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>>52079409
wot
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>>52079462
>fuck u weeb
>japan is basically american 2bh (i'm not a dumb weeb faggot for assuming this)

i just dunno why anyone bothers butting heads with you fucktards anymore
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>>52079136
BREH...
...BREHS...
COULD YOU EVEN PLEASE WOMEN LIKE THAT WITHOUT A 20 x 15 CM CHI〇PO BREHS...
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>>52079511
but how do you find the ones without butterface and get the ones with the cute face?
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>>52079531
>The ONS said the average man in England was 5ft 9in (175.3cm) tall and weighed 13.16 stone (83.6kg). The average woman in England weighed 11 stone (70.2kg) and was 5ft 3in tall (161.6cm). Women living in England or Wales will have an average of 1.96 children during their lifetime, said the ONS
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>>52079592
average chinese have moonfaces
and i don't mind
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>>52079546
>australian
>and a weeb
can you be any more sub-human?
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>>52079409
Then the average UK woman is very fat. That's why they convert to islam so they can wear baggy clothes
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>>52079136
>>52079409
According to google, the average height of japanese women is 158cm, considering an weight of 65 kg, this gives a BMI of about 26 (overweight).

In UK, average height for women is 161.6cm, with an weight of 70kg, the BMI would be 26.8.

Now what.
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>>52075251
んなわけあるか
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>>52079596
Well damn. I'm really under the average then.
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>>52079629
Heh, I always though that was a good analogy for why brown Islamic folk cover themselves up, they are quite ugly.
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>>52079629
>tfw muslim women get to wear special hoods to cover their ugly faces
>you can't because you're a man
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>>52079672
>65kg average
Ha, it's closer to 50kg

http://nbakki.hatenablog.com/entry/2013/12/08/000000
Raw study link is on page, but it's in nip
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>>52079627
creative, 98% of posts on this shithole board are most definitely not reiterations of the shit you just spewed
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>>52079818
You're a man, why would you care if you're ugly or not?
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>>52079822
I was using 65kg as an example just to prove the point: >>52079136
I only stated that the 158cm height was average, I didn't say that 65kg was the average at any point.
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>>52079822
>"I would advise these women to eat when they are hungry," said Satoshi Sasaki

Good advice, Sasaki-san.
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>>52079768

I don't find middle east men attractive, but middle east women are beautiful, in general.
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No offence, but if British women are this f-f-fat, what about American women?
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I think British men are more generous and open minded people compared to Japanese men who think women's weight can't be over 50kg.
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>>52079891
Everyone wants to be pretty, anon.
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>>52080071
75kg, America #1!
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>>52080071

Apparently 166lbs, or just over 75kg.
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>>52080071
Here in America, the wealthier the areas, the healthier everyone is. If you're in a poor suburban area, I'd say about 65% of the women are fat, but if you're in a nice city area-- people are really attractive.

America probably has the largest box and whisker plot of attractiveness in any country.
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The US has to be number 1 anytime.
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i may be a cute girl because am 173cm 58kg
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>>52080386
gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoObTyYr814
loli loli Lonely Boy
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>>52080386
>because am 173cm 58kg
thank ms skeltal
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>>52080386
sorry, no fat chicks
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I'm a 175cm , 70 kg... man.
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Foreign men are really kind, even I'm fat, they tell me that I'm slender and beautiful, I'm not just talking about white people, Asian guys such as Indians, Iranian, Chinese, Koreans, they tell me that I'm pretty or attractive. Only Japanese guys don't tell me such compliments.
Why Foreigners say good things to me, but Japanese men don't do or very few ?
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>>52080386
I got you beat at 161cm 43kg, mate.
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>>52080556
Two reasons.
1.It's considered standard to always say such things to women in the west.
2.It makes it easier to sleep with you.
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>>52080527
Look at her height.
She is skinny
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>>52080561
>161cm 43kg
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>>52080561
Are you a girl or did you escape auschwitz and are trying to steal my gains?
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>>52080556
Oh, boy.
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>>52080071
if their not from the south their good
they deep fry every thing in the south and are all around disgusting


>everyone thinks americans are fat,lazy, stupid, and wear cowboy hats.
>its just the south
we should of just killed all of them after the civil war
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>>52080556
Post pics 下さい
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>>52080561
Are you the anime-voice girl?
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>>52080633

I didn't sleep any of them.
Even Chinese or Korean guys say nice things way very often than Japanese guys.
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>>52080690
I am, if you can trust the words of a random anon on 4chan.

>>52080737
Yup.
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>>52080778
Sure, sure. You look pretty attractive.
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>>52080728
You only one the war of northern aggression through kikery
>>52080778
See point #1, in most cultures it's considered rude to not tell the woman she's slender and pretty and smart. Not sure why jap guys don't take advantage of it for reason #2 at least though
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>>52080556
because you have cunt/money/Japan nationality
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>>52080556
How many guys did you...
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>>52080556
I bet you are a very beautiful person, inside and out.
I bet you have a pair of sexy feet with long, slender toes that are just perfect to suck on.
I bet I would cum a lot of times should you post them here.
Can you make this my Christmas present desu?
Arigatou
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>>52080833
This is not the point.
Why Japaneee men don't compliment women like foreigners do?
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>>52080853

I see. Thanks for the explanation.
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>>52080831
I don't want to be obtrusive or anything, but please watch your health ok? 43kg is quite low considering your height.

>>52080944
Cultural differences.
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>>52080853
>war of northern aggression
>south shot first
south din do nuffen they was good ol boys
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>>52080944

Japanese men are a lot like 4chan users, they don't know how to deal with women.
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>>52080944
How would Japanese women react if they did compliment you like western men do?
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In the US, rich people are very fit and slim.
Poor or less educated people are fatter.
This is my impression.
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>>52081048
This desu
They are socially awkward with women
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>>52081025
Is it? I've always naturally been this skinny. Even if I stuff my face with burgers, cakes and pizza I won't gain any weight. My poor diet will probably come to bite me in the ass once I'm thirty.
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>>52081069

In my case, if he is non Japanese, I just smile and say thank you. If he is Japanese, I simply deny it then say thank you.
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>>52081048
最近4chanの中にたくさんリア充がいるほど、その断言がミームに成った。
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I met a japanese girl once and I thought I should better not compliment her or anything so she wouldn't be scared of me as it is not common for jap men to do this.
i didn't even hug her goodbye after we spent the whole evening together.

did i do wrong?
should i have acted like the alpha WESTERN WHITE MALE she probably expected?
i wanted to be respectful.
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>>52081048
Yes. I'm gonna be sued.
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>>52081261
Are you grill?
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>>52080944
>Why Japaneee men don't compliment women
this description is wrong, you should write like the following
Why Japanese men don't compliment me?
because you're not attractive
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これおもしろい
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>>52081291
Here's some advice on women in general, don't focus too much on being respectful, it's better to overreach and apologize then not try.
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>>52081291

You should have said some compliments and given her a hug.
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>>52080556
What's your job that you get to talk personally with that many foreigners?
Or do you meet them in your free time, like in gaijin meet-up groups or something?
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>>52081366

I meant less compared to foreigners.
You may not know but foreigners really say nice things quite often to women, in general.
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誰かいつかlineやskypeで話の練習してみたくないか

今夜は無理っぽいけど

日本人ならそれは一番助かるけど、別に日本人じゃんくても大丈夫です
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>>52081396
;_;
she was very cute and kind


one day we will meet again yoshie
and then i will hug you
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>>52081374
Have you found your qt Japanese gf yet?
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>>52081500
Yup, one of the underclassmen in my lab. I'm a pervert who likes being called senpai like in my chinese cartoons.
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>>52081500
he can't even get japs to sit next to him on a bus, what do you expect m8
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>>52081261
>Is it?
Yeah, probably.
But I'm no nutritionist so I wouldn't know for sure.
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>>52081572
No need to be sarcastic m8, I was just asking. Could have been a useful case study on gaijin/nihonjin intimate relations.
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>>52081414

When I was a student, it was at college outings and international gathering, after I started working, when I met ppl at company christmas parties, or clients or other department or branch people.. I don't go to gaijin parties or meetups. And sometimes, in subway or on the street, total foreign strangers talked to me and so on.
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>>52081500
Not
yet.
________________\\\\\\\ yet.
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>>52081464
I know better than to take empty compliments and flattery seriously
they're quite nonsense
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>>52081671
>company christmas parties
why would a bunch of atheists celebrate jesus?
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>>52081881
かわいい
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>>52081890
>christmas
>celebrating jesus

What year do you think this is, buddy?
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>>52081890
>merchandising
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Do japs celebrate chinese new year?
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>>52081890
>Jesus
But Christmas is the day when we celebrate capitalism, anon.
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>>52081890

The official name was the year end party but ppl called it as Christmas party. No serious meaning in it.
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>>52082026
have you had raunchy office sex?
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>>52081806
I know their compliments mean nothing serious, but even they are superficial, it's always nice to hear compliments as a woman, desu.
And Japanese men don't know the power of compliments to women.
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>>52081596
I've never noticed any health problems due to my weight so far, but I'll try to be careful. Thanks for the concern, Anon.
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>>52082071

I don't sleep with work related people. This is my policy.
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>>52082261
so you would possibly fuck with me if we met
nice
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>>52082301
That's not what he said
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>>52082021
No !
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>>52081991
sorry I forgot jesus was haram
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>>52082301

Maybe or maybe not. We never know.
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>>52082500
so are you free next week
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>>52081890
>atheists
The man who thought "The Santa Claus don't exist" don't celebrate christmas? (;_;)
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I'll make
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>>52082203
Ok. Good to know.

>>52082500
Are you free next week?
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>>52082609
Everyday can be christmas !!
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>>52082627
お願いします
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>>52082203
I'm Japanese woman, too lol
why do you thought that I'm a man? cuz I have different opinion from you?
I never understand such a idiot women like you
don't whine, git gud, please
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>>52082490

But Jesus is a prophet in Islam.
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Ah, shite, forgot the subject
>>52082670
>>52082670
>>52082670
Here
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>>52082699
CAT FIGHT WOOOOOO
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>>52082699

I didn't whine. And how can you be that rude to call a total stranger an idiot?
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>>52082203
>>52082699
Girls, come on, no fighting, you can BOTH have me
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where were you when japan's national pride died?
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>>52083699

Go to gook thread, smelly kimchi !!
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>>52082902
but you're actually perfect idiot
if you hope other person's opinion (including compliments), you also should accept criticism, right? if not, you're just whining after all

"I want hear compliments, but I never want to hear criticism! praise me! look at me!why Japanese guys don't compliment me!? Japanese men are wrong! awwww"

it's ignoble, deplorable
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>>52084594

I'm not him but are you insane?
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>>52084731
wow, you're not only stupid, you're fucking liar...I can't understand such a pitiful lady
You fuck off
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>>52085126

You must be suffering from mental illness.
Poor kid
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>>52085354
あ、一応教えてやるけどこれ書いた>>52082699俺男だからね
必死に外人に媚びるヒステリーキチガイ馬鹿マンカスチョンは正体現すの早いねえ
ドブスが
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>>52085525
補足
日本語でコメントがほしいから日本語で書きました
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>>52085354
返事遅くない?
ずっと5分以内で即レスしてたのにどうして日本語のレスだと10分以上かかるんだろう
席離れたとか寝てたなんて言い訳は聞けないよ?
お前日本人になりすましてた外人だろ

plz reply in Japanese, I'm waiting your responce
why so late?
or can't you speak/read Japanese? you're a Japanese women, aren't you? kek
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>>52085525
お前楽しそうだな
イキイキしてっぞ
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