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次スレを立てる前に必ずおっぱいを見せて下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
>>52068037
First for Sweden
Is the pic allowed?
>>52068043
自演乙
ミクさんの体
>>52068037
I feel horny
>>52068091
I sure hope so
https://youtu.be/nWNqC6Ns2Nk
皆さんはひばり様をもっと評価されるべし
>>52068037
>必ずおっぱいを見せて
>>52068192
Is this really how it looks like inside the vagina?
I'm a virgin and I don't know.
Is it common for Japs to not have sex if they don't have a gf?
No gf for 4 years.
>>52068091
Dukno
>>52068244
My dick doesn't have eyes. I'm sorry
>>52068218
ひばり様の評価は高いです。
ひばり様のレコーディングはリテイクなし。
いつも一発勝負だったそうです。
>>52068255
money solves lots of problems.
15th for Vitamin War
>>52068287
>レコーディングはリテイクなし
どうして?お金の問題か?
>>52068313
なるほど
If you have money, you can buy bitches
Good work Japan!
>>52068284
Is it considered to be too forward on the first sex if I ask her to let me split her cunt and look inside with the light?
>>52068352
Is it new meme?
>>52068091
It probably is allowed technically, but janitors should ban him just for the lulz.
>>52068376
She gets it right on the first go all the time.
(actually no one could tell her "okay, let's do it again.")
>>52068352
>The Vitamin War
>>52068395
Yes
>>52068382
Not at all
>>52068037
That's a sexually developed mouth ulcer.
>>52068412
>>52068464
...why did I ask that to a Swede? (´・ω・｀)
>>52068091
Most likely not.
>>52068313
Nisekoi.
>>52068495
Herregud, jag kan känna lukten av hennes håriga armhålor enda härifrån
別スレでベトナム戦争をビタミン戦争と間違えて綴った日本旗OPがいたんだよね、数日前に
ビタミン戦争のおもしろさを教えてくれ
あれをtypoだと思うのは外人特有なのか?どうみてもアメリカ人を小バカにした駄洒落だろ
>>52068382
How did you not do this when you were 4yo with your female friend?
>>52068556
予測変換かしら?
>>52068561
洒落だとは思わない、ガチで間違えたんだと思う
けど何日も引っ張るほど面白いネタだとは全く感じないな
>>52068576
I never had a chance.
I've been invisible to girls since when I was 3.
>>52068556
>日本旗OP
いつもクソスレを立てて日本人のフリをしている人なら知っている
>>52068576
t.bh I used to do that with my sister in the bath, she even sucked my dick a few times out of curiosity when I was about 8, and we tried having sex (because I had figured out how by stealing my dad's porno mags) but obviously she was too tight, so we didn't do it
I don't know what freud would say about it
>>52068610
ビタミンとベトナムをどうやったら取り違えるのかプロセスが想像できない
VとTの間があやふやになるのはわかるがnの代わりにmが来ることはないだろう。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_9N1w12ws
>>52068704
And you are trying to meet up with someone in front of Kamakura Buddha tomorrow?
Do you think that statement would improve the chance?
尻軸に欠損しているパーツがあります
google translated it to this
"There are parts that are deficient in the ass axis."
What might that mean?
I am thinking of buying this pen but I do not want a pen that has a deficient ass axis
>>52068693
個人的に?
>>52068781
>ass
we use that word for the "end" of something.
>>52068834
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/reference/a/112703-9132-8z/
The end looks fine, I dunno
俺様のちんぽの付け根あたりをレロレロれや!オタクやろうどもがあ
>>52068760
LOL
>>52068704
Tried having sex with your sister?
Gross as fuck
>>52068781
Are you going to buy a fountain pen or something like that?
>>52068091
>>52068037
what was the picture?
>>52068873
Maybe it was a typo.
But it looks like there used to be the monblanc emblem attached to it but it's missing now.
>>52068037
朝鮮人がスウェーデン旗でスレ立てたんですか?
下品な写真を貼らないこと!
>>52068704
elder sister or younger sister?
Is she cute?
>>52069018
your mum's.
あら、OP画像削除された?
>>52069018
The janitor actually removed it?
what a madman
>>52069020
Where? Those pens are actually notorious for having emblems come of, though that pen has all of them from what I can see
If you are referring to the mark its just remnants of the nib grade sticker that says what size the nib has
>>52068760
It's like the Nigerian email scam: the ridiculous statements are used to filter out normal people that you can't scam. Whoever who replies to him are insane enough that he can have butt sex with.
>>52069123
yes. but what was it?
ざまーーーー
ついでに日本語スレも消去されちまえええええ
>>52069142
ネタが古い
>>52069133
>grade sticker
I see. Why don't they clean it before putting it on sale?
>>52069165
A pic of a 2d-girls open mouth
久しぶりに投稿・・・
つい先々月まで就活やっててここでいろいろアドバイスもらってた者です。
入社して早々転勤になりそうです(涙)東京とかならうれしいんだけど・・・一人暮らししてる人たち部屋探しでなんか気を付けることってありますか?
China or Japan?
>>52069193
lel
>>52069202
LOOKS LIKE CHINA TO ME
>>52069202
Japan
>>52069202
>man looks Chinese
>absolutely no hiragana or katakana
Mate.
>>52069202
Simplified Chinese => Mainland or Singapore
>>52069202
China
Look at a poster
>>52068704
Till what age did you bathe together?
Sounds like something from Uncle Josef Fritzl's basement.
>>52069238
Nice try, chinky.
>>52069202
China
>>52069165
口マンコ
quite literally
ここに居ついている在日は戦う相手を間違えているんだよ。戦う相手は日本人じゃないんだってば。
2chのバカウヨと無駄な言い争いをするのがお似合いだから2chに行けよ。
>>52068979
I am going to skip out on it for now, to worried about the defective ass axis even though I think its fine
>>52069189
Too much extra work, they probably get thousands of new items every day and cleaning each and every one of them would not be worth it
>>52069373
Are you English teacher?
広島3-0マゼンベ
広島県民おめでとう
>>52069195
駐車場と共益費の価格
都市ガスかプロパンかどうか
近くに小中学校が無いか
>>52068760
it's true, although it's entirely separate from my hopes of meeting someone
>>52068951
I guess so, retrospectively
>>52069044
she's now full-grown 3DPD, but at the time she was 6 years old
>>52069273
we stopped bathing together when I was around 10, I probably wanted to be more mature or something
>>52069391
いいえ
>>52069422
アドバイスありがとう
>近くに小中学校が無いか
でもこれはどうして?
>>52069202
全部漢字やん
>>52069202
We don't use hard plastic chairs for trains.
So not Japan
>>52069195
上下左右に騒音部屋がないかどうか
冬に道路が凍結しないかどうか
レオパはお勧めしない、ネットで言われてるほど酷くはないけど
>>52069468
Are you pedophile?
>>52069195
貧乏人が多い街は避ける
>>52069468
Do you even have a job?
>>52069471
うるさい
>>52069573
いいえ
>>52069577
いいえ
>>52069547
can confirm, Japan 2nd hand trains are comfy as fuck. Why you guys can make train comfortable for fuckin long time? locally made train here will be broken in 3-4 years
>>52069631
Are you a rent boy?
>>52069577
I have trust fund and stocks
I live on dividends I receive.
>>52069465
>she's now full-grown 3DPD
That's awful
>>52069471
ブラスバンドの練習やら、体育祭の練習やらの音がうるさい
気にしないならいいけど
Post fancy Japanese bath tubs.
This is a fancy Western bath tub.
>>52069465
Sorry lad but it doesn't make sense to me.
How does all this child abuse happen if a 6yo girl can't even fit your 8yo penis? It would be no bigger than an adult pinky finger.
>>52069631
Are you in Japanese language school?
>>52069631
Are you magical girl?
>>52069414
マゼンベ2-0インテルナシオナル
五年前の事ですがインテルのファンは絶対忘れない
毎年茶化します
そりゃ、明日は#MazembeDay
https://youtu.be/gdFboiqwN0s
>>52069631
Aren't you one of the "boat people"?
>>52069643
Only for 3-4 years?
Maybe because Singapore is a rich country and can afford high turnover train.
>>52069644
いいえ
>>52069684
はい
>>52069704
場所による
>>52069726
いいえ
>>52069561
なるほど、ありがとう。
正直、レオパレスとか家具付きの部屋でいいかなって思ってるんだけど・・・永住じゃないし(2年か3年)
評判悪い理由が壁が薄いとか聞くけど別に部屋では常にイヤホンしてPCやってるからいいかなって思うし・・・。
>>52069576
愛知県の某巨大自動車会社に支配されてる町に転勤されられそうなんだ・・・そのあたりに住もうかと思ってる・・・
>>52069604
なるほどw
>>52069631
Do you like surströmming?
Perhaps, are you surströmming?
>>52069725
そういやマゼンベって準優勝してたね、この大会で
ブラジルのチームも負けてたんだ
広島すごいな
>>52069663
think proportionally
of course the scale was different for me, but for her even more so
>>52069771
Any qt in your school? Actually, I heard that most of them are Korean or Chinese.
>>52069788
surströmmingが好きよ
>>52069663
I'm currently in Kamakura, staying overnight in a guest house. Tomorrow I'm going to go bicycling around Kamakura's local attractions, including the large statue of Buddha. If anyone is located in this area or nearby, it would be lovely if we could meet at the Buddha - we can spend some time together and have fun. I'll be there at around 11 a.m.
私はゲストハウスで一晩滞在し、鎌倉に現在です。明日は私が仏の大彫像など、鎌倉の周辺地域の見どころの周りにサイクリングに行くつもりです。誰もがこのエリアや近くに配置されている場合、我々は仏に会うことができれば、それは素敵なことだろう - 私たちは一緒にいくつかの時間を過ごすと楽しみを持つことができます。私は約11午前にもあるかもしれません
[spoiler]I'll post it again in this newer thread, just to be sure[/spoiler]
>>52069900
cool blog
>>52069885
what kind of JAV is that?
>>52069900
How many people have you raped this year?
Oi Japanese people, have you ever had this? What does it taste like?
>>52069785
それとその地域の最下層の人間が集まるから、市営団地のある地区は避けろ
>>52069821
There is not a single fucking qt
And in my school there is a lot of Asians yes, mostly from Vietnam though
There is a lot of women trying to hit on me, and even some guys (yes really), though I think they just are wondering where the flying fuck my money comes from since they keep trying to sneak that question in
>>52069930
http://www.mikazuki.co.jp/ryugu/onsen/ougon.html
>>52069966
Taste sweet.
Mostly corn syrup, I believe.
Aloe doesn't taste sweet but bitter.
>>52069927
fuck you dickhead, I just want to meet up with someone and make a friend, why be rude?
>>52069994
Why do they think you have more money than they do? All of you are (similarly) foreign students.
>>52070088
>>52069994
>mostly from Vietnam though
彼たちとビタミン戦争について話すか?
>>52070088
That's what nanpa is for
>tfw she's a Yakimoki gyaru
>tfw you're a norinori boa-e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ0qEv7jtrU
トップ絵なんで消えてんの?
>>52069994
Please be careful desu.
kampai!!1 :D
>>52070142
エロいだから
What's your plan for Xmas, everyone?
>>52069966
They sell that in some supermarkets here. It tastes kinda weird, but it's alright. It has tiny pieces of jelly in it.
>>52070167
chinchin !
(*´∀｀)
>>52069885
Pretty cool.
They have many nice onsen.
>>52070253
wank
>>52070103
I only wear very very expensive brand clothes/accessories (gucci/louis vuitton/versace etc)
Sometimes (very rarely) i also put on my decor glasses which causes a lot of rockus, they are quite embarrassing to wear but also quite fun due to them being ridiculously sought after
>>52070253
shitposting on /int/
>>52070253
Eat Christmas cake with my gf and fuck to her
>>52069785
俺が住んでたレオパ限定の話。ちなみにタバコは吸わない
・意外と静か(理由は空き部屋だらけで人がいなかったから)
・ネットにはエアコンが3時間で勝手に切れとよく書いてあるけど、そんなことはなかった
・ネット回線は光で快適(回線を共有する人がほとんどいなかったから)
・元々傷だらけの古い部屋だったから、自分が床につけた一番でかい傷もバレずに済んだ
・部屋が古くて臭い。引っ越して二年ぐらい所持品からその部屋の臭いが取れなかった
向こうの騒音が聞こえるということは、自分の部屋の音も向こうに筒抜けということを意味するんだぞ
本当に住むなら、最初に部屋の傷をチェックする紙を書かされるから死ぬほど細かく書いたほうがいい
俺は二枚にわたってクソ細かく書いてコピー取って退出時まで保管してたわ
>>52070253
Not KFC.
>>52070253
ベッドに寝る、泣く、眠る。
>>52070283
>decor glasses
なにそれ
>>52070253
Nothing, because I have nobody to celebrate with.
... Why are you stroking your peepee, oniichan? Are you sick?
Should I call mother?
>>52069981
了解・・・部屋見つけるのって大変だなあ。
結構制約あるのね・・・
自分薄給なんで、安いとこ希望なんだけど・・・
>>52070292
I'm going to eat my gf and fuck a christmas cake
![CVpN32KWsAUYKsI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iSOYKZV.jpg "CVpN32KWsAUYKsI[1].jpg")
今年は中止だよ
>>52070253
I'm going to go around every general on /int/ and wish people a merry Christmas
>>52070331
どうして泣くの?
ポルトガルでも彼女がいない男にとってのクリスマスは辛いものなの?
>>52070401
>
>>52070410
>
In your country, what do girls without boyfriends do in Christmas?
>>52070253
Probably study and watch anime as I don't think the workplace is open on Christmas day.
>>52070304
なんというためになるアドバイス・・・ありがとう!
>・ネット回線は光で快適(回線を共有する人がほとんどいなかったから)
>・意外と静か(理由は空き部屋だらけで人がいなかったから)
いいじゃん
自分ｶﾞｻﾂだから、部屋ちょっと汚い方がいいかも・・・(;^ω^)
>>52070500
Hook up with Jamal
>>52070500
Wank
>>52070401
お兄ちゃんは毒入りしたんだ
チンポから毒を吸って妹よ
>>52070500
Meditate
Bake bread
>>52070283
Post a photo. I cannot think of anyone that wears those brands exclusively that looks good wearing them. If you wear them as a highlight piece with, say, your brioni pants and tom ford top (as I do) then it looks good.
Where you get your shoes from?
>>52070500
they get drunk and fuck random guys
>>52068037 (OP)
おちゅでちゅ
>>52062601
such like the relationship between shinji and misato is a good dream, but misato is not so attractive. That it all japanese's opinion.
Suchを代名詞で使うのにasの副詞句で修飾するのに違和感を感じる。
>>52064934
大阪の難波の居酒屋で「東京弁」を喋れば浮きます。巨人が好きなどと言おうものなら袋にされのす。
一度お試しあれ。
>>52065610
四国の祖谷地方のような本当の「秘境」に行けば?
Anonymous 12/13/15(Sun)21:49:45 No.52070390
>>52067858
*私は今、鎌倉でゲストハウスに泊まっています。明日は。大仏など、鎌倉の周辺地域の名所の辺りにサイクリングに行くつもりです。誰でも、この地域の近くにいさえすれば、仏に会というとても素敵な体験をするこしでしょう。--仏と共に幾らかの時間を過ごす、それは楽しい。私は午前11時にそこにいるかもしれません。
>>52070289
>>52070430
meet you here.
>>52070367
http://www.amazon.com/Cartier-Sunglasses-Rimless-Unisex-T8200728/dp/B014RIRC6A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1450011010&sr=8-1&keywords=cartier+glasses
These (mine has normal eyeglasses though)
They light up like a Christmas tree every time light hits them due to the hyper polished gold,
Niggers are known to kill each other over those frames
>>52070500
Post on their tumblrs about the patriarchy
>>52070404
神秘主義とかじゃないけど
貧乏なエリアは負の念が集まってるから運気が悪くなるよ
>>52070587
It depends, yeah if all of them are flashy it looks retarded but most are pretty subdued
>>52070627
What does your dad do? Can he give me a job?
>>52070533
うん、古くて人がいないのが気にならないならあえて古めの部屋を選ぶのがいい気がする、家賃も安いし
家具自体は安モンだけどエアコン以外は多分新しいのが置いてある
ただレオパ自体は「お察し」な企業だとは思うんで、あとは自己責任で頼む
新天地での生活がうまくいくことを祈るぜ
Christmas has been cancelled this year.
>>52070727
No!!!!!
I've heard that Swedish boy is most handome boys on the planet...right?
and men are so feminist and good husband material.
Is Sweden heaven for women??
>>52070627
It amazes me how anyone could ever spend so much money on those sorts of things, but if I were born a richfag, I'd probably be the same way too.
>>52070755
you can celebrate a Muslim holiday instead.
>>52070587
I want to see you who are doing such a figure.
PLZ ppst pic,
>>52070594
> fuck random guys
gooooood cooooool
Christmas is an urban legend
>>52070693
I actually found my pair at a second hand shop for 15000 yen
There are plenty of fakes floating around of that model but they have a lot of key differences and my model only has the authentic ones
I also took them to a official cartier retailer to have them adjusted which went just fine
>>52070727
D-did we finally push Santa too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFgPicwIbf8
>>52070790
I don't think I would. The problem is exactly that => you attract attention from people you don't want.
>>52070809
the qt girls have boyfriends though
and there are no korean girls here :(
>>52070690
Post pic, and you prove it.
>>52070689
あんま安いとこはやっぱNGかな・・・
>>52070708
実は今住んでるとこの前にレオパあるんだけど、駐車場あってゴミ出しもレオパ専用のとこがあって安いしいいなあって思ってたんだよね。
不動産会社にレオパも候補として聞いてみようかな・・・
>新天地での生活がうまくいくことを祈るぜ
ありがとう(/_;)
>>52070906
lucky you
>>52070910
いいえ
Anyway, its 10 a clock and we all know that means teatime
See you tomorrow 皆!
>>52070120
doesn't nanpa basically mean street harassment? can't you get in trouble for that?
What would you want to do if you were Japanese?
>>52070809
In bed pantsuya.
I don't have a Tom Ford tuxedo as it is too expensive for me. I only have other clothing pieces.
'Cheaper' brands like Brioni are more affordable though.
I do not look like James Bond sorry.
>>52070990
Oyasuminasai
>>52071010
hahahahaha are you retarded?
Why would picking up chicks in the street be illegal?
>>52071046
Depends if I'm a little girl or a smelly ossan
Me
>>52070983
no. i don't want german aka turkish girls
>>52071077
What if you're a were-shoujo?
Smelly ossan in normal life, but become a little girl under light of full moon
330.43
羽生 結弦
パンツ屋は、こころから、おめでとうと言いたい
只今、衛星録画を視聴中。
なんか、安倍晴が憑り移ったかのような、鬼鬼としつつ流麗な演技だった。
>>52071046
Post in the Japanese thread on /int/.
>>52071075
[spoiler]I'm too awkward to randomly approach women[/spoiler], particularly since everywhere I go I get the vague impression that some japanese view westerners the way we view niggers, it's a worrying thought
>>52071229
Me too at first, and your impressions right. The key is to not give a shit. It's unlikely you'll ever run into them again and all white people look the same to them
>>52071229
>japanese view westerners the way we view niggers,
bigger dicks are intimidating.
>>52071229
We only discriminate people who like vegemite.
>>52071175
Kinda sucks to smell 29 Days a month
>>52070805
Nooooooooo!!!
>>52071182
*安倍清明
いいねぇ。女子の結果や如何に?
>>52071300
But it's worth it to be the little girl for even some of the time.
>>52070761
no all swedish men are gay
>>52071182
ゆづは体の線が綺麗で妖精みたいで現実離れしてましたね
>>52070761
yes
please be my gf
>>52071229
Don't be so parano
>>52071229
>particularly since everywhere I go I get the vague impression that some japanese view westerners the way we view niggers
Well, I mean...you are just trying fugg qts, right? You're not hoping to fall in love and import a qt Japanese gf are you?
It is so relative.
I think most of Swedish guys think they are average looking.
There is more important thing in life rather than being handsome
>>52071557
having big penis?
>>52071557
>>52071594
I have both
be my gf please
Good night.
>>52071229
It's Julien Blanc's fault.
Because of him, women become more cautious vis a vis foreigners.
>>52071624
I'm not a girl but I look good in a dress
Is good enough?
>>52071624
I'd love to, but I'm too BBA for you.
Maybe in next life.
>>52071702
Yes
Post pics
>>52071644
Oyasumi, nihonjin. Amai yume.
>>52071702
>but I look good in a dress
No you don't
>>52071702
yes
>>52071756
what
>>52071727
Ugly bitch !
>>52071793
No she isn't
>>52071418
男の俺すらクラっときました。真央ちゃんは残念だけど、彼女は、もう年齢的に限界かもしれない。
昨日、今日、Banymetalの新曲ラッシュで忙しかった。多分、パンツ屋は/iint/には、今日はもう来ません。
>>52071644
Sweet Dream with her
Every Anon
Good Night
Im Pantsuya
See You
>>52071756
Are you a single over 30 years old woman?
>>52071850
Sweet dreams, pantsuya.
>>52071886
(´;ω;`) almost
>>52071993
>Under 30
O S A K A
S
A
K
A
![fuji286[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1MMmkoY.jpg "fuji286[1].jpg")
Have you ever climbed Mount Fuji?
>>52071993
Then no problem!
>>52071993
Me too
>>52071674
who is julien blanc? what did he do?
>>52071993
Single under 30 woman? Even better!
>>52072182
He scammed a bunch of virgins to pay him money for dating tips.
>>52072046
I will be visitng Osaka in a few weeks as a stop along the way back to Australia - I will only have one day there before I get on the plane
if you give me your contact details, we can arrange a location and time to have gay sex on that occasion
こんばんは、友達たち
昨日、私はふたばちゃんねるの佃戸の物語が読みました
>>52072220
When?
Do you have proof?
>>52072152
He is an asshole. He held a seminar and said that if you shout pokemon pokemon, Japanese girls will sleep with you.
And when he was visiting Japan, he did many aggression to women.
Real asshole
pokemon pokemon!
>>52070960
ロフトだけはやめときなよ
夏灼熱地獄、冬極寒
エアコンよりだいたい高い位置にあるから室温調節しようにも出来ない
>>52072447
Come to my house now. My legs are wide open.
>>52072409
weird, but it seems like only a retard would follow his advice anyway, right?
Where art thou Pokemon?
>>52072471
しらなんだ
>>52072505
but it works
i wouldn't pay money for it though
>>52071418
ホモっぽい
>>52072563
is she japanese?
i may be interested in her
>>52072575
中身すごく男っぽいよ
>>52072552
ロフトってオシャレな感じだし、寝場所にすれば部屋が広く使えると思ったけど大失敗
夏場はエアコンかけても40度超えてどうにもならなかった
結局諦めて下で寝てたw
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=GA-SG1jMGZg
HEY CUTIES (yes, you)
post a picture of yourself (even just a partial picture)
>>52072712
話し方ソフトすぎてソッチ系だと思ってた
