Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids Edition
>>52059926
Paki
>>52059926
paki
>>52059898
>fuck off manchildren
>up at 5am
>>52059859
>i have a habit of watching netflix for hours on end
have you tried, not?
Young Martha Stewart
>>52059926
paki
Fuck this paki thread
a l r i g h, l a d s ; )
>need to study for my upcoming 3 finals on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
>my home internet isn't working
How fucked am I?
>>52059957
I just lay in bed awake unable to sleep tossing and turning for hours on end if I don't
>>52059995
why are you still awake la
Thanks but no yanks
>>52059995
play a podcast from your phone lad
i used to go to sleep to the xfm era ricky gervais show
sure was comfy
drinking a white russian, m8s. Literal meme drink. It's pretty delicious though
>>52059995
stop taking a computer to bet, its the artificial light that fucks you up
>>52059995
read a book instead u soggy binman
Feel a poo brewing but it's not quite there. How do I speed it up?
>>52060008
Did a full campaign on EUIV. Now just waiting for an album to download before getting into bed to sleep
>>52060020
an "actual" white Russian or a college bro tier white Russian where you just poured vodka in some milk like a knob.
>>52060031
drink some tea or coffee
>I read
I can't read without wanting to do something else after a minute or two.
>>52060021
Yeah I know
What did the Calvinist say after falling down the stairs?
>>52060047
Some overpriced premade kahlua shit I saw in the liquor store, t b h
>>52060077
download f.lux 2bh
>>52060077
you are intellectually undeveloped then
>>52060094
>pre-made
>>52060077
>I can't read without wanting to do something else after a minute or two.
very depressing
>>52060108
>>52060143
Possibly, my Therapist said I have fractured concentration because I'm unable to focus on one thing. I can't tune out the world when doing something, which is why I cant sleep in a room with a ticking clock.
>>52060096
Will do
>>52060119
It's not half bad, m8. Tastes identical to shit I've had in bars. Defo wasn't worth 7 dollars, but I'm nigger rich right now so why not. treat yo self
>>52060087
[spoiler]I'm glad that's over with![/spoiler]
>>52060156
I mean its deffo going to be overpriced, especially for 4 bottles like that
>>52060175
I blame my friend. He was taking for fucking ever. The longer I was there, the more I wanted to buy it
>>52060210
desu I'm just such a cheapskate with liquor
bought a 2.5 litre bottle of mojito because it was like 15$
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52060385
I'm gonna bash yer `ead in!
dislike people who are different from me lads
Been fucking my Mexican gf who doesn't believe in birth control and abortion without a condom for a week now, lads. I like to live dangerously
>>52060443
Enjoy your kid you dumb twat.
>my internet is still not working
>>52060443
have you learned nothing from brendan
Karl seems to play up being a cunt more and more as An Idiot Abroad goes on.
>>52060511
karl became shit tier when he became self-aware 2bh
>>52060464
I don't think that would happen if I got her preggers, t b h. No one in her family has ever gotten divorced, I don't think she would want to be the first. Shit I bet this is what Brendan thought
>>52060542
yea I'm watching season 3 and its already pretty grating
Season 2 was a bit wonky as well desu
>>52060565
the moment he and suzanne went and started their own production or whatever company was basically when he became self-aware
>look at me in precarious scenarios in which I am not accustomed and made uncomfortable by and look at the hesitant and idiotically insightful way i deal with said scenarios
no thnx tbH
>>52060595
Once you go black...
>>52060595
you like it?
>>52060595
Your gf literally has no ass. Also terrible tattoo. blessing in disguise, m8
>>52060595
Wish I was a girl getting fucked by BBCs desu ngl
>>52060604
yes its just annoying now honestly, even if I still find his older bits with Ricky involved to be funny.
>>52060565
it was always shite
>>52060769
I liked the first season, it was pretty funny in India with shit all over.
>>52060719
i like their old stuff, although sometimes he is a massive whiney baby who is too scared to get mad at ricky so just takes it out on steve
>>52060769
first season was good because it was very much ricky and steve giving him tickets to places with little to no idea what was going to happen. it gets a lot dumber when he has an input into what he sees and it becomes less of "how will he react" to "watch how i react guys hahah!!!"
Stayed up until 6 for a fight that literally lasted 13 seconds, fuck sake gonna stay up till 8pm in evening now though
>>52060885
so happy i didn't go out and watch it 2bh
what a waste of time that would have been
hree blessings, my name is Muthsera Ken.
I’m a 27 year old Colovian Duntaku (Resdayn fan for you n'wahs). I draw Muatras on the walls, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dunmeri games. (Riddles, Shells, Nine Holes series)
I train with my Chitin Spear every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is glued over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Nirn. I earned my spear license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Dunmeris fluently, both Great House and the Ashland dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Morrowind history and their Temple Doctrines, which I follow 100%
When I get my Release Identification, I am moving to Vivec to attend a prestigious Temple School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an ordinator for House Indoril or an egg miner!
I own several netch leather cuirasses, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Morrowind, so I can fit in easier. I call people "scum" and "fetcher" and speak in raspy voice as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Morrowind!
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
I WANT A FUCKING CASTLE
>>52061004
>morrowind
>oblivion character
>>52060614
break your mother's back
>>52060994
>skin and bones
>caked in make up
She could probably be pretty if she gain a little weight and learned how to properly put on make up. Also literally nothing wrong with a roastie pussy
>>52060994
Anyone know what video this is from?
>>52061041
there's a lot wrong with it actually
>>52061037
>mother
FOY
>>52061071
Nothing arong with a little hair on her pussy either. What do you think I am a pedo?
>>52061087
I don't care about hair
I do care about some floppy wizards sleeve
>>52061087
>Tfw dating a girl with small tits will be grounds to be arrested for being a pedo within a few years
What a time to be alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31q7Spf8ETs&ab_channel=Leaderkenneth
Roast at 0:10
oops ahaha
lost the war lads
>>52061148
I mean I'd defo fuck her, but I probably wouldn't talk about it
>>52061225
Even if America became commie bastards, we still would probably not be friendly with the soviets. We'd claim to have the true communism or a more pure form of socialism
>>52061258
no the USSR took over America because I'm a shitty sub commander
Would you date a girl who pooped?
Reply to my thread lads
You know which one it is
>>52061296
I wish to be the toilet
>>52061365
I've wanked to scat porn before, but I don't think I'd be able to stomach the smell in real life, desu
>>52061399
where your >muh heritage now?
>>52061413
what heritage is into shit porn?
Need a cute cuddly bf lads
>>52061458
I'm pretty hideous but I'd like to cuddle desu
>>52061450
Krauts
>>52061473
excuse me but i'm shitalian.
suck a cheetah's dick
suck a cheetah's dick
suck a cheetah's dick
just had a thought lads
what do you reckon determines where people with dementia revert back to in their minds? like when they are in their episodes and think it's 1980 or something, what causes them to jump to that specific period?
it always seems to be happy periods too
>>52061296
n o
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XVYm1Wfl1Y
>>52061495
RARE NAME
>>52061631
Trash post
>>52061674
My great-grandma used to send money back to italy because she though they needed it. Then she went back to italy and found out they used the money for vacations. Just goes to show you can't fucking trust wops guinea fucks
>>52061399
Why mate
>>52061721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NnJTE8Va1k
>>52061786
because shit literally smells like shit
>>52061788
oi oi you noisy fuck
>WhatsApping my m8s from back home arranging to meet up when we're back from uni
>One of my m8s pipes up that he's been going out with a girl and she's coming back with him the week after Christmas
>Surprised because he isn't in a relationship on Facebook
>"What's she called?"
>"Samira"
>mfw
>>52061810
I meant why the fuck did you wank to scat
The whole idea of poo is that it's the most unappealing stuff on the planet, and you wanked to it.
>when you take out 3 ships in a single salvo without being found
last cunt is still looking for me lol
gonna sneak up behind and shove a Tomahawk missile up his ass
>>52061788
fuck off yank
>>52061813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HWBzf3r7sW
Had a curry for dindin
>>52061840
It's the taboo of it. When I first saw two girls one cup I feigned disgust, went home and fapped to it
>>52061911
le poo meam
>>52061918
are you the same cunt spamming vocaroo links
>>52061922
Oh the wonders of modern day plumbing
is the /brit/ night shift over yet? I need sleep desu
>>52061944
What are you on about mate! It's early evening!
>>52061940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0icUF9AZF7G
>>52061963
early yes, evening no
>>52061966
I prefer the girl yank t b h
she didn't make fun of the fern
>>52061985
one time I had a fern on my back deck and a bird made nest in it, so we couldn't go back there. Fucking cunt bird
Watching this lad on Periscope pretending that he can't switch his phone off so he has to leave it in bed with him all night whilst he sleeps so girls can watch him
Fucking hell, muh sides lads
>>52062058
are you scared of birds or something
>>52061985
Cheers
>>52061985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jnT7vV8wjq
Anyone with Periscope, get on the broadcast from Nottingham NOW
Cuddled with a cute girl tonight lads :3
>>52062113
you're more autistic than Lisicki
>>52062154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0MgV7puhb
>>52062176
he's welsh I'm pretty sure
having a walk
(towards the camera)
>>52062189
well than thailad has a video of someone else on his site then
>>52062189
People can't separate the 2 characters of kev and licky
>>52062224
>literally names his dog after the meme frog
>>52062269
>>52062233
>>52062224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ko9IfDUmg
I unironically want to believe in Jesus
rina
>>52062317
Deep, abstract art. Incredible. Modern artist. Voice of our generation.
>>52062317
he's a different guy to the tripfag
>>52062383
Oh wow really? Who fucking knew? dumb cunt.
>>52062412
I thought he was implying that they weren't
also please delet this image
https://www.periscope.tv/Pipmeister73
get in here lads
doing a yawn
>i use periscope
>>52062452
>periscope
fuck off normie
>pavlova was invented by a new zealander
>>52062502
muh culture
I wish people weren't racist, t b h m8s
>>52062502
Present the evidence to suggest otherwise
>>52062469
>>52062471
Lads PLEASE there's an absolute turbo autist in there and I want us to make fun of him together, COME ON, this could be fun, you're always saying we should do things as a group well let's DO THIS
>>52062538
here
>>52062551
alri- alri-
>>52062551
nypa
>>52062561
What the fuck have you done
>>52062551
he's just watching TV
SOMEBODY COME GET HER
SHE'S DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER
>>52062224
>>52062561
Thailad post your Lisicki video
>>52062591
I don't know ;_;
>>52062551
Alright, lad. I took time out of my day to watch some bloke watch TV?
>>52062599
also there's a glass of juice? why am I staring at a glass of juice whilst listening to someone else watching tv
>>52062551
what is this fucking juice im staring at? And what is with the yank tier laugh tracks in pom shows?
>>52062599
>>52062622
Yeah it's a bit shit now, you've missed the good bit
>>52062621
are you alright mate?
>>52062616
which one?
http://thailad.zz.mu/kev
http://thailad.zz.mu/adventure
I think I love Thailand!
>>52062633
Is this the new solid snake and Sam?
>>52062633
did he go all chrischan or something
>>52062636
I think I will be.. hold me kiwisama
>>52062675
shit post
>>52062682
>sama
fucking weeb lmao
>>52062656
>>52062661
He was saying he couldn't turn his phone off even though it's "a brand bloody new iPhone 6!!!" and he kept making excuses not to go to bed, talking about his daughter who doesn't see him anymore and playing with his dogs.
So he's just left Periscope on whilst he goes to sleep, but he keeps picking it up and talking to people on there. It's quite sad actually.
>>52062705
>>52062710
pppppfffffffftttttttchhh head come up
did a toot
>>52062703
>Australians
>"shit post"
>>52062748
>yanks
>"shit pants"
missed the sexts on /mu/ by two posts lads
>>52062737
Does he still broadcast?
>>52062775
That could happen to anyone
>>52062775
>Australians
>desperately trying to search for relevance by using an example of the lowest tier of Americans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BxCBeva0ok
>>52062781
No idea, didn't even watch him play the new one myself
>>52062819
You sound GAY
>>52062819
bit gay this
having a roost because i'm such an absolute cock lads
>>52062775
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
SHORTS
>I shop at Walmart™
https://youtu.be/n9yBXi-ytwM
>>52062878
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
>mfw Indians call themselves 'Desi'
>mfw I realised it's short for desi-gnated shitting streets
>>52062819
>marry a yank lad
suppose a US citizenship wouldn't be a bad thing to have.
http://www.vice.com/read/how-to-suck-an-uncut-cock
had no idea uncut willies were this rare in america lads, absolutely disgraceful
>>52062866
>>52062866
>>52062873
>>52062873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V6CIg87K3U
>>52062936
>peener in a veener
giggled 2bh
>>52062933
>he's not cut
disgusting 2bh
>>52062936
Grant?
I cuddled with a cute girl tonight lads
morning lads
>>52062933
I literally thought something was wrong with my willy when I first started wanking because in all the Yank porn the lads have been maimed.
Was very relieved to find out it was the other way around and my willy is fine and fully functioning rather than a dried up abomination.
>>52062988
외국인 OUT
>>52062988
hope you finally get a chance to meet her and she gets fucked by a gook chad right infront of you.
>>52062972
Elliot?
>>52062988
hello
>>52063002
I literally didn't know what I forskin was until I was 14. It would probably bother me if I was slightly austistic. Most girls here would be weirded out about not being but
>>52062966
i understand your position, and i know that if there's one thing lads will always, ALWAYS be sensitive about, it's their dicks
but circumcision is unbelievably stupid and your parents had you mutilated
>>52063017
Yanks OUT
>>52063026
pls no..
>>52063026
>gook chad
do they even exist? don't think I've ever met an East Asian who was even remotely alpha desu
>>52062972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Er92IkpjIB
>>52063053
probably not
>>52063033
John?
>>52063053
You clearly haven't seen the terror of Asian kids that hang out with the Maoris
>>52063053
if I was girl I'd probably fuck Randall Park
>>52063078
CENA
>>52063079
>wouldn't be scared of some shortarse gooks doing the haka desu, i'd run run towards them and clothesline them all
>>52063097
DO DOO DOOO DAA DOOO
DOOO DOOO DOO DOOOOOOOO
>>52063034
alri
>>52063089
That's because he's not Asian, he's James Franco wearing a realistic yellow mask
>>52063097
from the dinner dance night last saturday?
>>52063108
there was this massive korean kid at my high school who spoke with a Maori accent and ended up moving to an Auckland boys school to play for the 1st XV
He was basically a teddy bear though
honestly, asian girls have never really done much form me. I think it might be because I have an Asian step sister
Lads, this move is fucking amazing
Top of the morning to ye, lads.
What you got planned?
>>52063206
>i watch movies with non-english titles
>>52063190
maybe you just don't like cibai la
>>52063217
can you fuck off back to /kpg/
going to go Berlin and sort this refugee business out lads
Want me to get anything from the shop whilst I'm there?
>>52063215
more of a non language movie, desu m8
>>52063217
I can't explain it. Whenever I want asian girl porn, I can't help but think of my step sister, who had been more of a sister to me than my real sister
heart's on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
heart's on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near
>>52063306
four or five sausages will do
>>52063298
I don't browse that thread any more la, would you like to fuck off back to /cum/?
Harvest the organs of the dead for medical purposes regardless if the corpse consented while living
>>52063325
Batty boy wants a sausage haha
>>52063035
Thought I'd broken my foreskin the first time I pulled it all the way back, before I'd only been able to go as far as my bellend
One time I actually did have to break it because some of the skin was connected to my helmet (not my banjo) and I had to pull it apart really quick
Was proper painful but I'm glad I did it early
What do you think goes through Lisicki's head when he sees these?
>>52063376
"quavers"
>>52063325
Wahew bit bent mate
>>52063376
Doubt he cares desu, it's not him anyway, may as well post photos of anyone
He's just a troll that will go away if you ignore him
>>52063418
I've seen him stick around for entire threads while people intentionally don't reply to him
He's very dedicated
>>52063358
haha I have no idea what the fuck I was trying to say. I literally don't read what I type. True story, literally wasn't cut until I was 19 years old. My parents didn't believe it in. They though it was barbaric. But all the girls I tried to fucked were freaked out by it so I had it cut
>>52063445
Quite sad innit
>>52063461
he could heem any of us 2bh
190cm of muscle
literally my favorite movie
>>52063456
>Yank """literacy"""
Really? Yank birds don't like foreskin? None of the birds I've been with had an issue with it, I keep myself squeaky clean
sensi pearl is perfection. if i had to take anyone to a desert island it would be her.
>>52063489
yeah he's tonk pal
190kg of pure density
>>52063456
>chopped part of his penis off to please women
don't believe you
>>52063507
>sensei pearl
Who's that, your karate teacher?
>>52063504
girls who fuck British guys probably expect it, desu
Rate my new tat lads
I probably would have hide jews in my basement desu
>>52063600
Very tall
>>52063603
>>52063600
Poor effort lad
>no subtlety
>quavers is too big
>>52063600
Hey la got a walking lad meme without a background? thanks sweetie x :)
>>52063616
looks about 190 cm to me 2bh
>>52063545
haha yes
>>52063600
He's a big guy
>>52063507
>not taking Ray Mears
>>52063630
fuck OFF it was quicky lad
FROGS ON FIRE
SMUG DESIRE
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYEEE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
AND HURT YOU
>>52063655
So waz ur mam
>>52063653
>not taking bear grylls
*posts a photo of my practical driving test certificate to Instagram with 3 car emojis as the caption*
