/QUEENSLANDAAAAH/ edition
/balt/
nth for not happy jan
RUSED
new gimmick
>>52064207
The Australian SASR are soldiers who are not as well trained, or combat experienced as their French, British, or American counterparts
Azusa
hello
shit state
>>52064364
Herro
>>52064364
> t. Abdul
>>52064364
t. chang bok choi
who /looking forward to comfy week/ here?
literally considering converting to Judaism
this'll be dead by midnight
>>52064424
Our combined thread with /balt/is dead this won't last 30mins
Can we all please agree that NSW is a trash state. They're the Jews of our country. They convinced all the other to states to hate Victoria just to hide the fact that NSW is fucking gay
>>52064609
this
it's unironically christmas in 12 days lads
>>52064609
>>52064629
hello melbourne
OFFICIAL STATE RANKINGS:
QLD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vic
>>52064671
Official state (and territory) rankings:
Tasmania
Victoria
South Australia
Western Australia
Queensland
Australia Capital Territory
New South Wales
Northern Territory
If you disagree with the following, chances are that you're either:
Asian
Abo
Lebanese
>>52064671
>>52064629
>>52064609
rate my dildo lads
>>52064730
that's terrible
wouldn't expect a tasmanian to know anything about the mainland though
>>52064760
that's actually modeled after my cock #factsonly
>>52064759
territorian should be an abo sniffing petrol with flies around him, otherwise I agree
YEAH QUEENSLANDER CUNT
>>52064759
where's nz
>>52064844
>>52064844
right here *grabs dig*
>>52064784
I'm a mainlander. I just know that Tasmania is actually the last white state in Australia.
It's funny how every Mehmet and Abdul laugh at Tasmania for being a shit state because of some jokes Rove made years and years back.
>>52064858
very accurate, noice
>>52064345
You're really going to force this aren't you?
>>52064858
me on the right
>>52064423
Won't they not accept you as a proper Jew anyway?
>>52064871
>victoria second
>south australia before queensland
>an island that is a drain economically on the mainland first
go home gook
>>52064759
>>52064808
>territorian should be an abo sniffing petrol with flies around him, otherwise I agree
The Queenslander should either be beating an Abo or just be Asian. The WA guy should be wearing high vis gear and steel caps.
>>52064641
Oh shit, I need to get some shopping done quick smart.
>>52064918
Victoria second because the countryside is GOAA (greatest of all Australia).
South Australia before QLD, because as nice as QLD is as a holiday destination, it's packed to the brim with abos, and SA also is the best wine producer out of all states.
Tasmania isn't an economic drain. And I know the stats you're likely referring to,and they don't take into account that the government chokes Tasmania by not allowing it reach its full potential in terms of agriculture, forestry and fishery.
moving from melbourne to brisbane and i must say
brisbane is terrible
>>52064942
the lads and i did our xmas shopping on christmas eve last year hahaha
gonna do the same this year
>christmas
>in fucking july
>>52065013
Come home, white man.
>>52064992
Good points. Nevermind, I'm a dickhead
Objective state/territory rankings:
Victoria > New South Wales > Queensland > Western Australia > Tasmania > South Australia > ACT > Northern Territory
>>52065031
>having christmas in winter
meme hemisphere
>>52065092
This
>northern scum will never know the feel of having a BBQ on Christmas Day
>>52065043
>tfw graduated high school last year
>tfw been dating the same girl since year 11
>I still get her to put on her school dress so I can fuck her in it
Wew lads. Life is great desu.
>>52065043
>those legs
we gay now
>>52065119
>>52065092
>throw a snowball at you
>it melts
you can't make this shit up
>>52065019
I'm hoping to avoid that scenario. I'd like to think that last minute Christmas shopping might get me wrapped up in some kind of entertaining hijinx with Arnold Schwarzenegger and pre-murdered by his wife Phil Hartman, but in reality I'd probably just get the shits with how frantic and frustrating it is.
>>52065119
>a beer and a BBQ in the backyard with your mates and family on a hot summers christmas day drinking and shooting the shit and swapping presents
>>52065137
>girls legs are gay
>feminine dicks aren't
never change 4chan
>>52065127
>I still get her to put on her school dress so I can fuck her in it
The realisation that I'll never again fuck a girl in her school uniform haunts me at night.
>>52065163
nah it's pretty fun
people are frantic, there are fights in the carparks of shopping centres, everyone is going mental and you just sit back and soak it all in
>>52065137
>>52065178
you could
>>52064942
got my mother a gravy boat, getting my sister a pokemon game
no clue what to get my father haha
>>52065156
>Implying you'd be able to hold a snowball for long enough to find someone and throw it at them before it melts
Unless you can conjure ice or some shit, this isn't happening.
>>52065202
give him your anus, just like back when you were 8
Good morning senpaitachi
>>52065200
I don't even know any high school girls anymore. Where I'm from, high school ends in year 10 and then there's no uniform in year 11 & 12. Not a good time to be alive.
>>52065208
i'm throwing it at you from here in the civilized hemisphere
>>52065178
Legal age in most of Australia is 16 if I'm not mistaken. So as long as you don't record it, you haven't broken the law.
>>52065178
I must say I sincerely feel sorry for you.
And yes, it's exactly as great as you remember.
Perhaps you can get your missus to find a school dress (if she's into dressing up for you...?) and put it on. Normally you can even find them at Salvation Army or some shit.
I fear the day my girl grows out of it.
>>52065168
you could combat world hunger with the fat on their legs
>>52065245
Mighty strong arms you must have there then. Wanna hold me? I'll let you kiss me if you're gentle ;)
>>52065245
You arm is not that strong, even if you are a massive wanker.
Hello is this the thread
>>52065287
GOT EM
>>52065287
terrible post
>>52065286
*kisses you (not gently)*
>>52065253
Changes state by state. Here in Victoria it is strange.
16 is legal but only within a two year gap.
So 16 can fuck 16,17 and 18.
17 year olds can fuck 16, 17, 18 and 19.
18 can fuck 16, 17 and everyone above. Then from then on, laws are as normal.
>>52065306
welcome lad
>>52065190
Yeah but it sounds like I can just go and watch all that shit without having to do any shopping. Although I generally don't like shopping centres, so I'm not going to spend more time in one than I have to.
>>52065317
>(not gently)
LET ME GO
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>52063905
strange gimmick
>>52065355
SHALL
gay
you guys are gay
>>52065373
NOT
>>52065355
AM I FREE TO GO?
>>52065318
According to this, we're golden as long as the person you fuck isn't in your care in one way or another:
http://www.lawstuff.org.au/nsw_law/topics/sex/article
>If you are at least 16 years old, another person 16 or older can have sex with you if you both agree to it. But if you are 16 or 17 years old, it is a serious crime for a person who is in position of care or authority over you (eg. teacher, a counseller, a sports coach etc) to have sex with you and the carer/supervisor can be charged.
Seems arbitrary and weird, but that's the law for you.
>>52065464
INFRINGED
>>52065374
yes
>>52065436
I don't know the truth behind my claim. But I've heard a number of people explain it that way to me. So either it's true, or a widely held lie
>>52065436
>>52065318
Actually now that I look at it, they seem to think Vic is in a similar situation to NSW on that front once you're past 16. Apparently that 24 month stuff mostly applies to people under 16:
http://www.lawstuff.org.au/vic_law/topics/sex/article
>For 12–15 year olds, the 2 year (24-month) rule applies. Sexual penetration with (a) anyone more than 24 months older or (b) younger than you is a serious criminal offence. In both examples (a) and (b) the older person could be charged.
>For 16–17 year olds, another person 16 or older can have sex with you if you both agree to it, but sex with a person in a position of care or authority over a 16 or 17 year old is a serious criminal offence in which the carer/supervisor can be charged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
massive choon
Cbf w/ work already kek
>>52065013
Get the fuck out of there lad
>>52064207
NSW reporting in tbqf family
How's the temp up there?
>>52065515
Hm, interesting. So the two year rule thing is actually real, just not applicable to the ages I've been told.
Tbh i think that's a pretty smart rule.
>>52065569
Who cares? According to that site, you can fuck 16 year old girls and it's perfectly legal to do so. That's all that really matters.
>>52065615
I have a gf țbh. Not worth some 16 year old snatch
>>52065662
Yeah but at least you can keep your options open if it goes south though amirite?
>>52065695
I know, and don't worry. It's heading south ;_;
>tfw i may finally he able to fingerbash some sloots at Cloud 9
>>52065738
>Cloud 9
You have one of those too? There used to be a whorehouse in my town with the same name.
>>52065778
In Melbourne there's a really popular nightclub called cloud 9. Best place to scoff pingers when it's not Stereosonic season.
>>52065274
>I fear the day my girl grows out of it.
Mine already did.
Because she's fat.
I need to leave Tasfalia.
>>52065903
>dating a fat girl
I'm sorry senpai
>>52065845
>whorehouse
>nightclub
Same thing desu.
>>52065903
Leaving Tassie won't necessarily change anything. We've got fat girls on the mainland, too.
>LNP are better economic managers than Labor
>>52065043
>>52064730
Why the NT hate?
who /QUEEENSLANDAAA/ here?
>tfw Pauline Hanson will make Australia great again
Does someone have that gif of the aussie meme guy dancing for the different flags?
>>52067097
No hate, but someone's gotta be last. It's like ranking Ablett Sr, Carey and Matthews. Someone's gotta be last, but it doesn't mean they're not great players.
Hello australia and new zealand friends
I think australia and new zealand are cool
>>52073008
R A N D S T A N D
>>52073045
When is the flag getting changed?
>>52073111
Als Pasen op een vrijdag valt
>>52068094
>tfw she'll never get the chance
