heritage edition
HIS NUT WILL BE DONE
good thread OP
Going on a car journey
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know
*Crashes*
>>52065430
>>52065565
ah... very impressive
Still havent text this girl back lads the window is closing
in comes the nonce with another silly webm
How come ex-yu always has top-shelf qts in their OP, while we make do with anime and these men in skirts?
>>52065565
you sad little man
you're simply a machine that converts stuff into shit and piss. don't ever think you're worth more than that.
Azusa
>>52065599
NZ triggered by sheep
ladss tbhh
>>52065585
I can post Liara if you like
http://strawpoll.me/6248897
VERY IMPORTANT POLL OKAY
>>52065697
Literally who?
>>52065725
fat bird with dyed red hair
>>52065725
me desu
>>52065782
I'm sorry about the poll results then
>that feeling of shame after a wank
i masturbated 810 times in one year lads
>>52065834
I've started wanking once every 2 or 3 days its mint la
>>52065827
it's okay, i wouldn't fuck any of them anyway
What does "works out rather well for you" mean?
>>52065875
It means your mam on a chip barm laddie
>>52065875
It's pretty self explanatory, as in the outcome benefits you.
>>52065875
good results
>>52065697
what the fuck is this rigged or something?
unironically have jungle fever, m8s
>>52065931
Makes sense if you are black as well Jamal
>>52065938
I'm white. So white it literally hurts to look at me in sunlight if I have my shirt off in the summer
>>52065904
>>52065913
Finally got it, thanks, gentlemen.
>>52065931
There's a cute Mauritian girl at my work who flirts with me. I don't know if she's black or south Asian or some creole mix, but she's beautiful. My heart skips a beat when I talk to her desu.
doing a shower wank
Rock hard atm
>tfw you find a girl who makes you interested in 3D again
I think I'm becoming normal again lads
going for a walk in the cemetery
doing a munch
>>52065973
Are you sure you're white, it wasn't just your great-great-great-great grandfather on your mother's side?
recommend me something to have a tug to lads
went to stay at someones flat and literally got asied "who sent you to do me in??" so i went to a church group to phone my daddy to pick me up
>>52066081
well as far as I know all my great-grandparents were white and continued to be white. Literally have no idea about anyone in my family past that point, nor do I care
doing a church
typing this in the bath tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh++signal lost++
>>52066099
>>52066099
This picture
>>52066099
natalie lust
My mate is going out with a Muslim girl, what should I do lads?
>>52066148
nuffin
>>52066148
aspire to be like him
>>52066123
An Australian in a bath? Now I've seen everything.
>>52066148
have a wank
lads you wouldnt believe this but
the japanese man gave me FREE sushi
F R E E
im going mental right now lads hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52066099
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/581862/In-Hotel-Room-With-Young-Blonde/
>>52066125
i will actually post an imgur album of nudes of a girl i believe to be kentqt if someone cums on this, or any other, photo of kentqt and posts proof.
*eats sushi*
mmmmmmm :) delicious aha
>>52066254
>eporner
good lad
>>52065639
Did you manage to flash that Acer tablet yesterday la?
>>52066148
Encourage him to pressure her to convert to Christianity, or at the very least, drop her faith.
Alright lads having an absolutely DELECTABLE ravioli with ricotta cheese and spinach and a cheeky glass of Chardonnay
rate
>>52066324
CARBS
A
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B
S
>>52066324
>is middle class
>posts anime
what is happening with you lad
Hi
>>52066258
why would you want that
>>52066357
it's my fetish
>>52066148
try to work out a deal for sloppy seconds
>>52066232
hahaha what is he like.... absolute madman... xD
>>52066324
haha nice lad. cheers xx
Whewlads
http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/579304/Amazing-Blonde-Alone-In-Bed/
>tfw doing physics in a fresh rhodia pad
lads................
>>52066258
An impossible feat.
>>52066346
Just did me jog lad, giving myself a treat, haha!
>>52066351
> me
> middle class scum
l m a o
>>52066371
hmmmmm
>>52066148
Tell him that's not the first gf he's had that blows up
>>52066378
hello are you the yank girl i am very tall for you and big tall man with money i love america hahahahahah 100
>>52066401
>being a billionare
>posting anime
>being working class
>eating that well
something is amiss
>>52066258
don't do this
>>52066408
no sorry mate that's another yank poster
http://xxxbunker.com/big_boobs_babe_kenze_thomas_fingering
>>52066148
she's gonna be honuored
>>52066439
It's homemade pasta la
>>52066451
proof of identity
I am here, in my car
>>52066451
>dat reverse pshycology
Sorry, nobody's going to satisfy your fetish and tribute you.
>>52066471
oGO AWAY fFS FUCKing YANKS FUCK!!!!!!!!!! !
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52066516
got my eye on you lad
you ever class mix again I'll come down on you
>>52066519
what
>>52066551
haha
>>52066551
Let's just say your sister had a rather "hard" class mixing session with me the other night la hehehe
https://youtu.be/eDh2Lg3RmAM
Doing a stress about going on holiday. Calming myself down with happy choons.
fuck laaadsss
the aztecs lads, they've landed fuuuuckk
So when are we banning trump and immigrants from UK?
God golly gosh these carbs are going STRAIGHT to my thighs!
>>52065565
You have captured the essence of the Welsh Dragon see.
Analnathrak
>>52066732
post thighs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCLo5W23L-k
merry christmas /brit/
>>52066808
My thighs are only for my sexy fuck buddy :3
>>52066889
>my sexy fuck buddy :3
Who's that? Is it me?
>>52066896
Maybe next time I'm in YORKSHIRE, sure :3
>>52066777
lol Analnathrak is a band.
What are the chances of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3cXcS49D64
>>52066844
still havent figured if i find her attractive or not
has nice hair
@52066966
Fuck off yank
Crossing my bridge lads x
>tfw my best friend is a girl
>tfw she recently broke up with her bf, who is also a good friend of mine and i pretty much introduced them and put them together
>she's heartbroken over the guy and tells me she finds it hard to trust me because of my association with her ex and sometimes feels like she needs to cut me out of her life to remove all links to him from her life so she can get over it
this is so shit lads. never setting friends up again ;_;
>>52066883
Nice Christmas jumper.
both hands on the wheel.
>>52066966
>humon
stuck in permanent existential crisis
>>52066999
Cor blimey is that blurry fa͏m
>>52066646
holy shit kill yourself
>>52067040
Yeah its bit blurry out
>>52067025
do not try to chat up my gf
>>52067076
who the fuck are you
Dunno why everyone is acting like Trump is some amazing racist and his Muslim ban is unheard of.
America banned Iranians from entry in the past until an international incident was resolved.
This is the same logic, banning Muslims until an international incident is resolved. He said it right in his proposal: "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on." The key part there is "until".
>>52066935
>>52066646
Jesus Christ this is dire
>>52067075
Do you have parkinsons or multiple sclerosis or some shit? I can't get how it can be that bad.
>>52066999
bit grim
>>52067089
feisty
i like it
>>52067089
Bucks > Kent
>>52066999
is that the dartford crossing
>>52067099
> the thought of a chav and a bogan having gay sex
>>52067106
Its through a car window and I'm in a moving car m8
>>52067126
I see kentqt is a bridge fan too
>>52067154
went over it yesterday desu
@52067174
All me.
>>52067174
'tis the season to be jolly and joyous
>Already almost half way through Sunday
>Haven't done anything for the weekend yet
Just fuck my whole life up senpaitachi
>Hello I am Swedish
>>52067174
lies
No Catholics in Sweden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A-IoOEPbUs
Have a (you)
anyway.
>tfw my friends think i fucked a load of girls this year
>only fucked one of them, which was me losing my virginity at 23
>massive web of lies to uphold because i'm a compulsive liar
>>52067235
>massive web of lies to uphold because i'm a compulsive liar
desu
>>52067226
That is the WRONG use of Bradley.
>>52067235
Are you me?
>>52067003
just tell her that's irrational shit and that she's only running away from dealing with it.
doing a watch t͏bh lads
>Born: March 17, 1992 (age 23), Peckham, London
This guy was born within a month of me.
Holy shit I've done nothing with my life.
>>52067273
>telling a woman they're irrational
>>52067235
ngl, it's not unlikely your friends know you're full of shit and laugh at you behind your back.
>>52067268
Ye, alri?
>>52067232
Really good
Norwegian black metal band
>>52067300
nah lad, you say what they're doing is irrational. calling a girl irrational is an absolute shitshow waiting to happen.
How do I find a good trap to bang?
>>52067353
Chat shit
>>52067235
font
>>52067314
nah because it's believable, they often see me getting with girls on nights out, i sometimes go off with them, i've taken a girl back before and she's stayed over with me and i've somehow managed to NOT fuck her. girls generally find me attractive i'm just usually an autistic failure with them. and that one girl that I did fuck I was with her for months and had a loving relationship with her. so they believe me
>>52067268
tell me your story lad
can't accept a life of doing fucking admin jobs
Lads is it true that only 50% of people get chills whilst listening to music?
do you get chills?
Getting sick and tired of seeing this bloke
>Moderate!
>PEACEFUL muslim right here guys
>Locked away for fourteen years by the big bad Americans!
>denounces terrorism! (totally not taqqiya)
>INSPIRATIONAL reunion with family!
>Doesn't want "extremists" in the UK!
>Not my version of Islam
>A round of applause for this muslim gentleman please :^)
Fuck off BBC
>>52067371
Does shitposting on /a/ count as chatting shit? Where is my trap?
>>52067353
What's your definition of "good"
lads...
>>52067464
rorke
>>52067447
Sometimes, I think.
>>52067290
he looks 30
>>52067486
Wants cock, not ugly. That's about it desu
>he voted labour
>>52065430
That looks very Christian.
We're no longer a Christian country.
We shall have a cross and a moon
had a shave x
>>52067639
Did a skip today because it doesn't grow fast at all.
>>52067695
I shave every 2 weeks haha
Lads my mum keeps telling me to do things like 'ask questions at work' and 'be sure to get plenty of sleep' or 'just think one day at a time'. I've had physical stress symptoms recently but I feel like all her banal advice really isn't helping. I already know all this.
I love her and but even when she realises I'm not interested in listening she just starts up again later. It's stressful, as evidenced by this post.
wow
I searched for a song and I got 10 complete puff songs
I dont want one direction Fuckem, bunch of fuseless cunts
>>52067447
music can make me pretty emotional desu, i was watching a concert on yt and i was tearing up a bit even, it wasn't sad music i don't really know why i had that reaction
made me feel like such a fanny
phon is going crazy apeshit cos there's no space left aREEeeeEEEE
>>52067721
I normally shave every day even though it takes several days to get five o'clock shadow. And even then it's really fair.
>>52067447
yes I do
quite nice
Should I have a cheeky coffee or a normal coffee?
Why are video games just bad these days?
I swear video games used to be good 10 years ago, but now whenever a new game comes out it's just full of glaring flaws.
>>52067814
cause you a thick shit 10 years ago
Hello m8s.
Finally I'm home. Returned from Vienna nicely.
>>52067792
Of course a cheeky coffee mate
>>52067814
I bought final fantasy lightning returns on steam the other day and the battle system is triggering me
don't know whether to refund or not yet reeeeeeee
>>52067814
it's a combo of you being more mature, and the fact that video games are probably behind only movies in being the most profitable form of media in the world. it's only natural they pump out mounds of shit for money instead of passion.
>Why are video games just bad these days?
>I swear video games used to be good 10 years ago, but now whenever a new game comes out it's just full of glaring flaws.
somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like the girlfriend that i had in february of last year
>>52067814
They're not flaws, they just need paid DLC goy- ugh... fa͏m
>>52067792
>cheeky is an option
>even considering not taking it
>>52067814
What was the last thing that impressed you?
IMMORAL
M
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A
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>>52067847
What is the battle system? Was considering getting into the new ones.
>>52067845
>still Austrian flag
so you were just an attentionwhore with a proxy?
feeling nice at the moment lads
>>52067814
it's because of DLC teebeeaitch
>>52067949
me too mate. spurs are gonna go 4th today, good feels
>>52067937
XIII was shit but XIII-2 was excellent, XIII-3 changed the battle system to make it more real time and now you move around during the battles and it's just horrible to use. Check this video to see https://youtu.be/4wiG3lbixBM?t=90
>>52067941
Austria was insane good eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8OA9JTuHGw
The best Host ever.
>>52067971
don't you realise this is the good feeling you get before it all goes downhill?
it's the same every season don't kid yourself
>>52067980
Yeah I didn't realise they had moved to real time, was quite annoyed desu
>>52067980
Looks quite bad.
Wish the filter would be removed desu
>Lasting approximately six hours, the German ground campaign against Denmark was the briefest operation of the Second World War.
why don't we give Denmark shit for surrendering lads?
>>52067941
Huh? wew m8. I'm home which is still in Austria.
>>52067950
i reckon it's a bit weird that out of every single game and game creator, it was oblivion and bethesda that started the DLC shit 2bh
>>52068034
i know it's typical of us but it doesn't happen EVERY season mate. we've finished 4th twice in recent seasons so can do it again
>>52068041
I'll probably refund it, I'm more of a turn based kind of guy.. let's hope future games don't use that one
>>52068072
because France actually mattered
>>52068072
because let's face it denmark are irrelevant
when do you ever think about denmark in your life? never
>>52067949
I'm not feeling too nice desu. Famalam are moving house tomorrow, isp are fucking about, so I'm saying goodbye to the family home, and I might not have you lot until January
ಥ_ಥ
>>52068072
Forgot Denmark is a thing desu
>>52068132
When I have my danish in the morning t͏bh
I got a 2nd hand PS2 desu.
Golden age of gaming.
>Plays all PS1 games via original hardware, not emulation
>No online sign-in bullshit
>Buy a game on DVD for 50p and its yours.
>No patches, DLC, updates
>No waiting to download the game, then downloading patches, then having it revoked in a year or 2 for some licensing reason.
>2nd generation of 3D games leading to the golden age of 3D games.
>>52068175
>evading the spamfilter
literally got banned for doing that on /sp/ once. couldn't believe it
just woke up lads and i'm dying for an anime
>>52068190
>Plays all PS1 games via original hardware, not emulation
Autism
>>52068217
You get banned for doing anything on /sp/
>>52068217
I haven't even received a warning for it yet la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE-bnWqLqxE
I hate this cunt
song makes me miss someone i lost.
>>52068190
>No patches, updates
>golden age
Senpai
>>52066148
Post pics
>>52068141
no internet until january?
absolutely brutal :c
>>52068267
isn't she in the walking dead?
>>52068271
if anything, that encouraged more diligent creation of games because your released product is the final product.
it's not uncommon for AAA games to be released with minimal bug testing, with very blatant bugs in regular gameplay patched over the next month.
>>52068267
hurts
>>52068108
You might like fairy fencer f
Bit anime and very light hearted but quite fun, bit grindy sometimes though
>>52068232
There's a difference.
>>52068190
Are there any retro video game shops that sell PSX games around?
There's a couple near me, but the prices are always way, way to high.
They think every shitty game is worth gold because it's old.
And when they do get rare games in, they look at the going prices on ebay (which are usually 'buy it now' because there's so few of them) and just add a tenner. Useless.
>>52068271
I think he's referring to the games being released in a complete state rather than half-finished games being released under the pretense that they'll be fixed later with updates.
Alright lads x
Whats the plan for today?
>>52068380
>PSX
Just say PS1 you big queer. PSX is something entirely different.
>>52068409
Going to watch some Luther, maybe a bit of shopping la
>women voting for the first time in Saudi
>women being elected to official positions
the jews are forcing human rights on the jihadis
>>52068380
There isn't la'
And this:
>There's a couple near me, but the prices are always way, way to high.
Fuck that shit just download it, no dealing with sweaty autistic fucks who want another tenner cause the cd case isnt cracked
>>52068436
underage confirmed
>>52068440
It's a meaningless election desu
>>52068305
Might be fine. I will find out tomorrow night x
>>52068409
>>52068438
>>52068250
Did you see the story on BBC about the kpop group held at LA airport on suspicion of being prostitutes?
>>52068534
Yep, I feel sorry for oh my girl t͏bh
who /ugly/ here
constantly bogs down my day tbH
>>52068575
Made me realise just how much I value you lot xox
Probably unhealthy :P
fancy getting really comfy lads, i'm free for the next 2 weeks - here's what i might do
stockpile beer
have the heating on
get cosy under my duvet
order takeaways
do film marathons
???
>>52068597
Lot of lads here put themselves down desu, I think the depression and everything make you think you're worse than you really are.
Why do people like Adele?
I'm sick of seeing her fat face
>>52068654
I get depressed since I'm so ugly though lad
it's like a loop
>>52068618
if you leave me now you take away the biggest part of me
>>52068676
Strong womyn
>>52068637
very good plan
>>52068676
she is a nice singer because she is fat and ugly and so its all about her voice~
>>52068684
I'll head out californy way, maybe they've got some internet there.
depressed about the future
>tfw everyone here literally only found /brit/ like a month ago
>the only older ones are the anime faggots
reee
>>52068676
fat lumps of lard (75% of women) identify with her
wanna go out but acne is bad
>>52068637
Sounds like a plan.
Make it happen, cap'n
>>52068741
anime nonce>normal
>>52068729
finna kill myself next year lmao
>>52068741
You've been a significant part of my life for two years now.
I love you.
![rily983[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jAy9flf.jpg "rily983[1].jpg")
Buckle up buckaroos
I wish i could share my autisburgers
its a dark place.
>>52068141
Yorkshire, take care of yourself~~~~~
>>52068460
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSX_(video_game_console)
Underage trying really hard to pretend he isn't detected.
>>52068846
That's Death and Dream in a comic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmvXGBBfjs
>>52068380
Yes. This 2nd hand games shop sells PS1 games cheapish near me. They do overprice some stuff like Crash bandicoot and Final fantasy but it's £15, and on amazon or ebay it's about £12-15 anyway.
You gotta look random places. I saw RE2 cheap in a music store cos people don't normally look for PS1 games there I guess.
