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Karen edition
maisie
anime is shit
going to town tomorrow for anthropological purposes. i want to observe the plebian automaton masses sacrificing themselves at the altar of mindless mass consumerism, as they have been so expertly programmed to do.
Can someone make an edition that isn't shit? I'm on my phone at the moment so I don't have any good pictures.
anime is shit
might do a play of my ps4
haven't turned it on for like a year
alimony edition
>>52046889
Anime is CUTE
Kyary desu lads
http://strawpoll.me/6249506
important /int/-wide poll
lads...
>OUT
Pakis
Islam
JFs
Corbyn supporters
Manlets
Memes
>IN
Slags
Pubs
Crisps
>>52046932
my nigga
>britain and pakistan were literally the same country at one point
lets keep the smut to a minimum lads
dont feel comfortable exposing my wifes son to such bawdiness
need to buy christmas presents
can't be arsed though haha
>>52046954
MUH
>>52046926
pic is you
>tfw you'll never belong to a noble house with hundreds of years of recorded history, and a large estate
feels bad, lads
>wifes son
>>52046985
*bawds at you*
>>52046985
>my wifes son
>>52046939
>>52046961
Explaiined the JUst fuck my shit up meme to my gf and she found it hilarious.
Finally starting to be able to share this weird deviant humour with her
>>52046963
LADS LADS LADS
inheritance should be redistributed desu
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
here we all are
>>52046988
fucking abort my kidneys with a pitchfork
im still yet to buy half the family presents by the prophet i completely forgot
>>52047060
Oh, wow, if you share the same humour, you an your gf must have a lot in common!
Like autism.
I have different dreams, yet can distinguish between which occur in the same universe and which don't, somehow
very strange
Hey lads, post your waifu!
I'll start, as you can see very cute :D
>>52047070
you should be redistributed you cunt
Anyone have the /brit/ remake of the /int/ sticky image?
If Karen was in modern England she'd be locked up in the basement and used as a Paki's warm cumhole
You're a big guy
>>52047118
Wew, so witty
>wife's son
>lost my phone last night
>lost all my numbers
>lost all the numbers of girls i dont actually talk to but at least i had them in my phone so i didnt have to feel bad about not having any girls numbers
ffs lads
>>52047070
Bait
Just did a cheeky fart in the lift, shame I'm gonna have to use it again in the next 5 mins to get stuff before sainsburys shuts
>>52047180
Gave me a hard on 2bh
>>52047156
I hate anime but fine
>From when I liked anime years ago
>>52047164
fuck off spastic
you dont have my permission to reply to me, or anyone else, for that matter
alri lads
>>52046683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iz52e9Ktv6
i got performance anxiety and choked on 'fly me to the moon' ;_;
pls no bully
>>52046724
I dont have a black mans voice, it would sound criney
>>52046744
stay mad, kiddo
>>52047216
patrician choice
>>52046843
Why is karen such an autistic retard?
Is it because of the british half? Or is it because of the japanese half?
>buying christmas presents
good goy
>>52047258
fight me irl
Lads I'm looking after my gf's son for the first time (nothing serious, just casual sex and dating so not a kek) whilst she's away on another business trip with her boss for the weekend.
Any ideas of what I can do to keep him entertained? He said he's been bored all day
>>52047222
will only take about 5 minutes to add a load of contacts with no numbers or even fake numbers
>>52046843
>>52046948
>>52047075
>>52047236
>>52047238
>>52047255
STOP
POSTING
ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lads I'm all for coming home from uni and getting treated like a king from mumsie but the daft cow has left the heating on all day and I am sweating my CUNT off in bed Tbh
Going to absolutely roast her on yelp
>>52047299
>reddit.com
>>52047282
put ya willy in him, if he's over 18 of course
i am fed up with these fucking dumb anime posters. can't they just fuck off to their containment board baka senpai.
>>52047263
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iz52e9Ktv6
>oh for FUCKS SAKE
eating a poo
*plays the tuba loudly*
I like that my wife likes to keep in shape, but does her Pilates instructor really need to stay the night? Looks like I'm on the sofa, AGAIN
>>52047299
pic is you
>>52047263
choon xox
>>52047156
le waifu posting. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0WtwtOCC1g
>tfw exams next week
>tfw can't wait to finish them and go out with m8s
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnF8xiCKfZ
Alright lads? Any of you use the /r9k/ brit threads?
Really comfy desu.
forgot how retarded my dog was desu haha
>>52047263
you are fucking shit at piano m8
>>52047372
*joins in with a guitar*
>>52047156
brother got me a sershie poster for Christmas, can't wait to put it up :3
it's a grand budapest hotel one to be more specific
>>52047457
haha
>>52047412
fuck off normie
>>52047454
>post in /britfeel/
>nobody knows i'm a yank
>>52047479
he is a good brother
>>52047464
I know ):
>>52047454
Yeah apart from that little autistic retard that uses the tilde at the end of every sentence
He said he failed to kill himself today, hope the cunts successful next time
>>52047372
*poos into your tuba so the poo slips through the instrument and into your moth*
i am so much better than everyone else
>>52047454
are you trying to trigger me?
>>52047500
fuck off autist
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>>52047523
I sense potential in you, babes, just got to tap into it.
>>52047543
at sucking cock lol
>>52047535
Fuck you tilde is qt
hate southern accents 2bh
chebs
h
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b
s
>>52047514
he's a good lad
>>52047523
Would have been cute if you didn't swear desu, was a little rude honestly
>>52047560
Good
>>52047599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xj8V3qKLOR
>>52047560
really hope she kills herself the dumb cunt
one less scottish twat
>>52047622
sorry
i'll try control myself next time
>>52047663
sounds like gay shit senpai
say my brother has a ps4 game
can i borrow it for a sec, install it on my ps4 and then give it back to him and it'll still work on mine?
>>52047599
>tfw born in Lancashire, and parented by Scousers, but raised down south in Buckinghamshire
I fucking hate my accent, mate
>tfw no Jennietext
how about that football lads waaheeey haha fucking hell lmfao
COME ON YOU IRONS
O
M
E
O
N
@52047626
@52047674
got me two final (you)s at least
I'll be damned if I'm paying you meanies back
>>52047711
do you still have the upwards inflection lad
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best ;-)
Me surname is the name of some Parishes in Shropshire and an RAF base.
Does that mean me family used to be rich lads?
I fell off my bike earlier today, really hurt
>>52047707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1odMptSAbNF
>>52047803
>tfw famalam used to own a load of mills
>tfw some poxy ancestor gmabled it all away
>>52047803
fuck off craven
>>52047826
The modern male, ladies and gantlemen
>>52047803
If you don't have your family history for the last 10+ generations documented, chances are yo were never rich.
>>52047770
I do, and people say how fucking weird it sounds with my accent. But better than being a southern softie.
>>52047710
pls respond
>>52047859
What?
>>52047597
Jog on tilde you little bulemic autistic fanny
>>52047871
I'm related to this bitch 2bh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Ludford,_Baroness_Ludford
>>52047874
good post
>live up north but don't speak like a mongoloid
My co-workers said I sounded posh, its literally just not talking like a retard
>>52047710
think you need the disc in for them to work
>>52047932
No you're not, you fucking liar.
They didn't have colour photographs back then, gobshite.
>>52047390
Bro you got source on this?
Swear everyone at my uni is a fucking billionaire. They post a pic of their tickets home and they are all business class. All went to £10k+ schools and none of them have student loans
makes me feel so shit haha
got a soft willy
>>52047877
It's a part of our shared history lad, nothing to be ashamed of. We could arr sound same like Australians or something and not be half as exciting.
>>52047999
>Bro
fuck off yank
>>52047977
bit shit :/
>>52047980
We have the same uncommon surname.
>>52048011
me too
Why is /brit/ so slow tonight? Bit depressing desu
>>52048072
all the normies are out slaying arse
>>52048072
saturday
>>52048013
Everyone down here thinks London is the centre of the universe, and keeps taking the piss out of the north ;_;
>>52048072
you aren't part of the secret club
>>52048072
All the premium posters are dividing their time between /brit/ and my QUALITY sync
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
(this is sarcasm btw x)
>>52048072
No Irish to rustle jimmies.
>tfw no Stoke-on-Trent working class unemployed gf on bennies who has anger issues and a drug habit
FRICKEN
>>52047720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EbPsK6shaQ
>>52048109
Kinda miss the normies
>>52048111
>have glasses
>get called 4 eyes
>have contacts
>get shit for "losing my glasses"
>>52048224
Fucking hate when people try on my glasses and say "HOW DO YOU EVEN SEE OUT OF THESE"
>>52048326
just fuck my leg up
>>52048224
Glasses lads help me out
>Sit on my glasses
>Too scared to get replacement so use contacts everyday
>Forget to buy new contacts
>Have no vision correction until Wednesday at the earliest
>Prescription is -1.75 in each eye, can't see shit
Any advice?
>somebody asks to try my glasses on
>grabs them by the lenses
>>52047932
Got a chateaux named after me in France.
>Nice haha I'm just lying in bed
>I'm booorrrreddd
Honestly wish girls would FUCK OFF with their messaging, I just want to watch Jonathan Ross in peace ffs
>>52048404
*Woss
>>52048359
>-1.75
weak cunt
Do you have any old ones from childhood? I have spares so if I do lose them i'm not totally fucked
Anime is weird
Anyone have the John Cena version of this?
>mfw been wanking at home every day for over 10 years now and mummy has never caught me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C5cE53q0UE
Norweging this thread..
..with no survivors!!
>>52048113
It's just a load of ribbing lad.
>>52048359
pffttt mine is +7 i'm literally disabled
>>52048374
How do you clean glasses? I had to start wearing them at 30 and by that age everyone expects you to know what to do. That shitty little chamoix that comes in the case doesnt fix anything
>>52048443
Nah I'm at uni right now, can't even read the numbers on the buses :( or the mcdonalds menu
>>52048463
>best place to live in THE WORLD
>he chooses to spend his time posting on /brit/
i admire you, kid
>>52046843
why do japs think british chicks are blonde and qt
>>52048463
looks like skyrim xxDDDDDD
30 bricks by 30 bricks i could sell a nigga some oatmeal
>>52048559
we are x
>>52048527
>not having the superpower of perfect vision for a few seconds
for some reason i can focus and see clearly, but have double vision
also 1.75 is nothing desu, im +5.25 and +6.25
>>52048519
breath on them so they get a little moist, wipe them with the clothe
or just run water and dry them with a clean towel
>>52048519
>I had to start wearing them at 30
HA HA WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON 4CHAN GRAMPA
>>52048559
I'm a blonde qt senpai
>>52048463
SMALL
NORWEGIAN
MOUNTAINS
>>52048498
It really isn't. Bunch of post, inbred twats that have only gone up as far as Birmingham.
So many fucking shit impressions of Scouse accents. Just make it stop already ;_;
>All these glasses losers itt
Alright4 eyes lmao
>>52046843
This is /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rg8innCuN4
>>52048607
>+5.25 and +6.25
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIQasThlvE4
>location: Turkey
One day I will amass a fighting force to invade Turkey and retake Constantinople. From there we will then eventually push the Islamic menace back into its corner. When it's all said and done I will find this girl and make her my concubine.
>>52048519
I just use glasses wipes 2bh
>>52048519
Rinse under the tap and dry with a towel, but some towels are better than others, some will leave a smudge, I can't explain any deeper than that, you will have to try out different towels yourself.
>>52048658
AFRICAN
>>52048463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo
>>52048632
alri
dad wants to go out to breakfast with me tomorrow lads
>>52048648
>ugly cockroach trying to appear cute
Fuck off
>>52048713
VOLCANOES
Really tempted to make a Facebook status chatting shit about muslims
talk me down lads, I don't want to lose all my friends.
>>52048518
>-5
Wew what's the limits for being disabled
>>52048631
You're really going to get wound up by a load of M25 quarantiners and their impressions of scousers? They're just having a bit of fun. Grow a thicker skin, mate.
>>52048648
She's literally wearing ears with fur lad.
>>52048763
remember what happens when you chat shit
>>52048763
do it and post results on here, will be the highlight of the evening cmon lad
>>52048648
And so, we must ride
>>52048763
Create a false account
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant.... My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known—no wonder, then, that I return the love.
>>52048539
Because /brit/ is worth the effort tbqh. <3
>>52048630
Yeah, they're not huge, but they're everywhere.
>>52048763
Think about your future, friend.
>>52048617
>implying you will grow up in the next ten years.
dad's seen ME PROPER DRUNK lol
>>52048933
she's my new waifu
what nationality is this bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaSSU1ZEYXw
>>52048950
wahey!!
>literally millions of british normies are having sex right now
but hey, posting is pretty fun too i guess
doing a post
>>52048905
those are big mountains for me
>>52049045
How are you keeping comfy, lads?
anyone watching the boxing
Is it weird that I pretend I am a Swedish or russian (depends on mood) living in the UK and talk to myself in a swedish/russian accent?
>>52048977
awfully convenient thing to say for a man from a country where one can simply shove his mutilated cock in the nearest fat roll
SOMEBODYY STOP MEEEEEEE
>>52048831
I wouldn't post it for fear of being doxxed desu.
>>52048882
that'd be silly, would defeat the purpose
SO WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND THIS RENWICK CUSTOMER?
>>52049092
>is it weird
Not really, sounds like pretty normal autistic behaviour.
>>52049090
no, whos winning
>>52049129
Is it really autistic? I'm in a Swedish mood tonight btw
>>52049075
Like this tbqh.
Me spotting the train haha
>>52049171
Very autistic.
This is probably a bad place to ask though since everyone else here is probably at least half as autistic as your retarded arse.
>>52049136
the black guy
I will not tolerate intolerance
>you will never command a hunter-killer submarine
i have failed as a man lads
>>52049115
>wearing bin bags
>>52049178
are u literally a barbarian or
>>52048977
>millions
Not that high, we're only like 70 million lad haha
>>52049124
>that'd be silly, would defeat the purpose
No it wouldn't.
You'd be able to shit talk about muslims all day without anyone knowing who you are.
>>52049092
I talk to myself in accents.
>>52049254
Then you are not tolerant, so you can't tolerate yourself.
>>52049242
corr calm down lad
>>52049289
but then it wouldn't reach anyone i know
>>52049115
Feel bad for the hamster/rat thing that has to breath in the smoke ;_;
it only has tiny little lungs
muslims are bro tier
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-3357305/Amir-Khan-takes-time-schedule-help-flood-affected-areas-Carlisle.html
GIGANTIC GIGANTIC GIGANTIC
>>52049286
it's 11:30 pm on a saturday lad, this is literally prime sex-having time for normies
got asked by the lads if I want to go out and watch the ufc
said no hahaha
comin of the 46.. have a go go kartin
eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy
>>52049313
I unironically enjoy hookah with the lads
>inb4 Rasheed
might start wearing makeup lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT1ax9_dsiY
>>52049446
boy or girl?
>>52049427
double apple is fucking ace to be desu
>>52049273
It's western norwegian traditional food tbqh. It's delicious.
Can't stop thinking about willys
>>52049469
yeah my gender is:
fuck off yank
gGgGg
even the most working class sport is turning gay
>>52049328
>but then it wouldn't reach anyone i know
Which means you will avert incurring trouble upon yourself consequently escaping arrest.
Or is the purpose of this because you want to be visited by the police and subsequently fucked in the bottom?
you lads ever stop breaking balls?
>>52049515
looks okay lad. steak might be too medium for my taste by other than that good effort
>>52049519
what is it
>>52049550
aaa
>>52049550
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>>52049599
good double
>>52049622
good double
>>52049622
>>52049550
>>52049599
very good posts these
>that qt sat behind nige
hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
see you in hospital lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tT3FBdnufc
>>52049657
all me
Literally swimming in (You)'s tonight, going to need a PA at this rate.
>>52049592
ty bby. I would've cooked the steak a bit more but I was too impatient to allow it to thaw completely.
need work girl as gf
>>52049422
Looks okay desu.
Sort of related: what is green bean casserole?
At my mates house drinking beer feeling quite autistic
This is the escape plan
>say I'm going home
>stop off at the garage on the way and grab a few beers
>order the meal deal for one from delfinos pizza
>visit an eastern European escort
>>52049704
are u qt?
>>52049665
me on the right desu
Why does the law have no problem with a bicycle traveling at 30mph under pedal power, but as soon as you attach an engine or electric motor and do that it's illegal?
Need something that can get me 2 miles to work and back but don't want the hassle of tax insurance and MOT.
>>52049767
>tfw flatmate looked just like the lad on the right
>tfw didn't bf him
>>52049774
Nige?
>>52049809
bf me
>>52049809
Bent
>>52049831
Would if I could xox
>>52049767
>>52049809
>>52049831
>>52049849
bit bent haha x
This is essentially /brit/
>>52049959
laughing
bit bored of gta atm desu
kinda want to get and play the new cod
>>52049959
Beavis and Butthead is funnier than /brit/
>>52049993
i bought lightning returns on steam but I hate the battle system :(
yall are a bunch of faggots desu
>>52049959
sounds like a worthy invenstment of my time desu
>>52050061
hah! another great post from a yank!
>I'm not on the instasynch
tfw dick is diamonds
watch out, one of you lads is going to get bummed when you least expect it
>we asked young """"""British""""""" Muslims for their opinions
>>52050087
i wanna fuck you hard and pee in your butt
>>52050105
Please don't post pictures of my gf
>>52050105
hi davey
>>52050141
u wish
>>52050105
she's alright
brit is so fucking dead tonight eurgh
>>52050163
>That picture
I'm now tempted to have a wank
>>52050105
I've missed taytay posting desu
>>52050127
>queue babbling, incoherent strawman in a barbarian/london mixed accent
>>52050193
it's the weekend m8
>>52050193
be happy. more of us made it lad.
start work on monday lads dont want to do it 2bh
>>52050231
who is she? i want her to be my new waifu
how are you mongs doing today?
>>52050274
tammy the indian sex slave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj43X-VBEPE
>>52050272
Silence, wageslave
i'm a little bit erect
Me with my gf
anyone else here hate anime and people who post anime?
>>52050343
nah
We are streaming autism
http://instasync.com/r/YorkHardWilly
We are also autistic. Help us change our ways with your music and vids
>tfw no bf
doing an argument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTD9eFXbAb8
think he took it a bit far with the chainsaw 2bh, when she was throwing things it almost chopped her arm off
>>52050385
*bums you*
me irl
i was tired 2 hours ago and now I'm not tired, for fuck sake
>>52050319
thats not good
willy willy willy wally wolly wully welly wylly
>>52050450
why :c
>>52050451
wxlly
>>52050433
*sees white person who happens to be a spacker*
haha white people!!!
>>52050459
need to make a decision whether to be erect or not
>>52050494
JANNY
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>Looking for a bicycle on gumtree
>There are literally bicycles for sale for £850
>Someone actually owns a bicycle that cost £850
LOL you can get a car for that
>>52050503
not anymore desu
was browsing through this porn star's twitter pictures and now i fancy doing a wank though
>a brit will never tell you to kill yourself in real life
https://youtu.be/_wldE_4xjVQ?t=258
>>52050496
literal child abuse
A brit came and said hello in /cum/ and I replied but he didn't respond so now I'm here to look for him
>>52050507
Better to have a good bike than a shit car desu
got a big welly
she's still texting me
what is happening
why would she do that
>>52050507
Cyclists are sad middle aged cunts
>>52050559
Hmm lets see something that can get you to your location at speeds of 70mph in comfortor above or something you literally have to pedal along?
>>52050582
HORRIFIC
BETRAYAL
>>52050582
I will not tolerate this intolerance
>>52050582
It's strange how Milo has developed a cult following
>Poleaboo has a driving theory test on Monday
>Has not spent a single second revising for it at any point this year
>>52050603
People don't buy expensive bikes for the same reason they buy cars you tit they must be for enfusistants that like biking for the fun of it.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/bicycles/scott-addict-dura-ace-di2-bike/1145471224
>A £5,000 bike
>Yeah no thanks I wont buy that 2010 Ford Focus I'll take a fucking bike.
>>52050582
Bit racist.
Rotherham elected a Labour MP and council, if this mass rape really happened then surely they'd have voted Tory
Was falling asleep, then went for a shit and now cannot sleep.
Who else here /can't sleep properly without sleeping pills/?
>>52050713
what are coloured contacts
what is 3 year old photoshop skills
>>52050803
dunno
>>52050728
>ford focus
>"Hi Honey I noticed you withdrew £5,000 from the joint account, did you buy something good?"
>"Yes I did a FUCKING BIKE"
>>52050760
whats your poison bruv?
>>52050803
>what are coloured contacts
things pathetic shitskins put in their eyes to make it look like they have blue eyes
they're so obvious lmao
>>52050803
sound a bit bitter there, rasheed
if you travel to a shitskin nation it's obvious everyone wants to be white
>Yes I won £5000 on a scratch card!
>Time to buy the bike of my dreams
>>52050870
>>52050803
BROWN SKIN
BROWN EYES
BLACK HAIR
>>52050707
just do a load of practise tests and you'll be fine. Love you poleaboo, hope you can update your blog formally, or get a friend to do it for you
>>52050975
Edgy
alright, which one of you lads is mark based on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv9fsY9tU3c
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