Turk edition
first for british boipussy being publicly accessible to every american
>>52044917
What happened to him
>>52044966
one webm of him was posted in /brit/
no one knows the origin
>>52044966
>>52045074
Wow. 10/10 reading comprehension.
I just finished playing "Life is Strange"
It's a pretty decent game. I got it on sale so I think it was worth it. But it wasn't as good as it was hyped up to be. Dialogue seemed too stereotypical (i.e. not how people speak IRL) at times, and more importantly, there were a few parts which seemed really pointless and didn't actually help the story progress. The beginning of Episode 4 was guilty of this I found, even though some will say "but it added to character development!", but frankly it really just felt like what actually happened was that they changed it after people were pissed off by how Episode 3 ended. The worst offender though was that nightmare sequence in Episode 5. There was literally no point to that. It's like they finished the game, realized it wasn't long enough, so they just randomly decided "I know! let's add a nightmare sequence! epik! xD".
On the plus side though, the soundtrack was bretty good. I'm not even a fan of that type of hipster music, but it actually fit in very nicely with the game, espcially in Episodes 1 and 2.
Overall 7/10 game. Nice experience, but not particularly memorable.
OLA AKI July3p
>>52045195
Horrible tumblr game.
1/10
>>52045851
>tumblr game.
what the fuck does that even mean you retard?
Give an actual critique (like I did) instead of just being a spastic cum-guzzling aspie fucktard.
This thread just went from page 4 to 8 to 3 to 2 to 3.
>>52044837
Who here has coop vidya games they have no one to play with? Because I'd be willing to play through it with you 2bh.
>>52044837
My fucking face when that's the same girl
Jeeeeezzzzz
HOW DO I GET A M*SLIM GF
>>52044966
He died
>>52045952
easy there kiddo
Race mixing disgusts me
>>52045952
Don't let memes get to you, man.
>>52045952
It means the characters are these special snowflake assholes subtly saying fuck you's to men, Police Officers, women who are apparently more "Gifted" than them, Poor people, Anyone with authority, People with mental problems or literally anyone that isn't them.
It just makes the game unenjoyable for me and it totally twisted off the time twisting girl involved in a crime they announced a while back.
>>52046130
Me too. The colour of their skin is just off.
I'ma live forever
Don't believe in dying at all
>>52046266
I never sleep.
Cause sleep is the cousin of death.
>>52046266
WHO WAAANTS TO LIIIVE FOREVER!
WHO DARES TO LOOOVE FOREVER!
WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH I LOVE YOU SO!
>>52046205
Did you even play the damn game?
The main characters are literally designed to have an unwarranted "special snowflake" attitude, they get called out on that and in many instances they turn out to be completely off course in regards to how things really are. Except in the very end because of obvious reasons.
Not to mention that those things you wrote have little to nothing to do with the game being "a tumblr game".
tl;dr stop being a fucktard you fucking fucktard
>>52046495
>he insulted le game i like
>>52046558
I didn't even like the game that much (as I explained in my initial post), it just annoys me that attention-whoring tripfags are such mouthbreathing retards that unironically spout shit like "it's le tumblr game".
haha
not a fan of nigger music tbf
why cant something else be popular already
im tired of being a contrarian.
>>52046495
I bet you voted liberal you ignorant fuck.
The story is king in vidya for me and this "La la la la la we don't care about annnyone else in this town that did nooothing wrong."
And guess what?
It IS a tumblr game.
Those things i wrote MAKE it a tumblr game.
>>52046558
Thanks for the assist dude.
>>52046629
It just annoys me that I responded to you with a short sentence you went on an autistic sperg-out because it wasn't critiqued enough.
>>52046629
Then don't waste your precious keystrokes replying to it.
If you think it's a bait post, just don't respond.
>>52046700
Not trying to assist you really
Just remembered how good the original Rozen Maiden OP was
it was p good
>>52046649
you know why
>>52046700
>I bet you voted liberal you ignorant fuck.
That's rich coming from a fucking tripfag.
>The story is king in vidya for me and this "La la la la la we don't care about annnyone else in this town that did nooothing wrong."
Confirmed for not having actually played the game.
I bet you played episode 1 then just stopped there.
Again, the characters are designed that way and in many instances are completely off-course. I bet you're the kind of retard who dislikes any story at all which has a protagonist who's wrong or has a wrong attitude (for example, is full of himself) at the beginning of the story.
>It IS a tumblr game.
If it is, you've certainly failed to prove so.
If you say shit like "it's a tumblr game" then you'd better be implying that it's a SJW game of some sort. So go ahead, provide solid proof that the game is a SJW game, you utter dunce.
>>52046851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXp2GxEbAN0
I have autism.
Please help ;_;
>>52046959
>He's trying to convince me to play the game.
Stop fucking shilling i'm done tapping furiously on my keyboard, I need to get back to work.
>>52047014
we all do
>>52047014
neat
>>52047120
>>52047129
It's not funny
>>52046649
Why even care what is popular? Spineless conformist.
I have to go to my grandma's house.
Bye /cum/
>>52046959
Why are you even replying to a tripfag?
>>52047177
At least you don't live in California, right?
>>52047256
Weren't you a tripfag?
>>52044837
>increase brightness 500%
>look, I'm white!
>>52044837
>This thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM
>>52047448
Autisome*
>>52047357
Watch this thread get deleted because of that picture.
http://strawpoll.me/6249506
POLL
>>52047985
I'm Mexican. Which do I choose
>>52048134
Spanish.
>>52048134
Spanish or Native American
Whichever you actually are
>>52048134
chi
>>52047985
>muh heritage
>>52047586
me dijo gera que te avisara de la posada va a ser entre reforma y priscilano aca una foto de referencia
va a ver intercambio de 200 para que lleves algo
te esperamos a las 8
>>52047985
>no ayylmao
>>52044837
She has a qt innie pucci
>>52048306
100% straight
de hecho me estoy preparando para una cena
>>52044837
UK Kitchen Nightmares is better than the US version imo.
Took three hour nap buds
Bit disappointed the thread's only gone this far. Is everyone being normie tonight?
>>52049236
watching anime desu
R8 my dinner. Steak atop coleslaw with green beans and fried potato at the back.
>>52049422
Maybe try pan frying those green beans? They look limp and sorta sad. Otherwise looks good.
>>52049541
I did, but I let them cool for a bit too long. Should've added a squeeze of lemon to them too desu.
>>52044837
story behind pic?
>>52049718
Westernization
>>52049778
story?
how many girlfriends do you currently have?
>basic bitches
>>52049878
5.5
2.5 IRL
3 internet
>>52049903
>Hobbies: Watching Netflix
>>52049878
0.
Not even a waifu
Hello
Bought four bags of all-dressed chips buds
>>52050027
hola
>>52050027
Alri?
>>52049984
>favorite music: Ed Sheeran and Andy Grammer
>>52050027
evenin'
>>52050027
*sigh*
Here we go again
*unzips dick*
>>52049984
Please don't tell me people actually do this
>>52050120
You can't swipe left twice without seeing it desu
>>52050120
Open up a yik yak and most of the posts are "lol netflix and chill, netflix is my life, if he gives you his netflix password he's a keeper" shit
>>52050120
Literally on 8/10 girls profiles
t. someone with 150 matches
>>52050195
>>52050224
>>52050279
jesus
>>52050279
>get a good amount of matches
>don't know how to start conversations
>>52050388
"U a beaver girl?"
>>52050279
Matches on what?
t. Social autist
>>52050388
Don't overthink it just because they have a vagina. Just talk to them like you would any other pleasant person. Girls are people, believe it or not.
bix nood
>>52050471
Tinder m8
>>52050605
Isn't that for gay people? Are you gay?
>>52050640
that's grindr or something
Tinder's for straight but entitled people
>>52050640
thats grindr
>>52050681
>>52050708
Pretty sure you guys are gay. No need to be ashamed.
>>52050640
get out more buddy
>>52050806
You're posting in /cum/. Everyone including you is gay.
>>52050806
no way man
>>52050825
>>52050883
>>52050906
I don't know. You guys aren't convincing me otherwise.
Dad you here? Why'd you leave mom?
My boyfriend wrecked my back last night.
>>52051060
We just fell out of love. Also, she left for the bull.
>>52051119
You were never in my life.
>>52050986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinder_(app)
>>52046851
I'm Kendrick Lamar
>>52051070
Haha, iktf.
My gf likes horsey rides. She too old to be doing this anymore, but she had really bad daddy issues, so I let her have them.
what the fuck is the point of this thread if I can go to /pol/, /b/ and /r9k/?
what the fuck do I have in common with mexicans?
>>52051160
You were under 8 pounds coming out of the womb. I couldn't bear the ridicule.
>>52051234
>2015
>being this mad
>Tfw skinnyfat
>tfw twattermode
>>52051290
iktf
>>52051163
It clearly says it does dating for same sexes as well.
>tfw small dick
Anyone else at the club right now? Shit is bangin my dudes. I'm dancing with two girls as we speak.
>>52051234
Make a canusa thread then.
>>52051379
Yea man the lights are still on
>>52051379
I totally believe you, haha. Living the dream.
Movie night tonight still a thing?
What ever happened to that Canadian who posted angry vocaroos?
>>52051379
yeah postin from my phone brah, some skank is suckin muh dick right now
>>52051535
The normies got em
>>52051551
Haha, nice.
I'm cuddling with my gf as we type. She's whispering I love you and shit. Haha.
>>52051617
Haha she's secretly texting me that she loves me haha
Somebody keeps sending dick pics to my son
>>52051659
Haha, jokes on you. I don't have a gf. Haha. I tricked you, haha.
>>52051716
It's me. I do this every night with your son.
>>52051716
Lol, that's me. Hah.
>>52051716
Did you contact your gf's husband? Since he's the guardian he should be responsible to put a stop to it.
>>52045074
>no one knows the origin
....
You missed out on some ebun memes when they tracked down him and his friends
I cant wait to die haha
>>52051809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41VYKiMEKSY
Haha
Just took 400mg DXM lads
>>52051809
I don't want to die, haha. The fear drives me insane, lol.
>>52051809
I genuinely enjoy life lmao
>>52051879
DXM is wonky. I prefer psychedelics but I had fun with DXM. Makes you feel like your legs are melting.
Huge downside with the nausea though.
Feels good not being poor.
>>52051922
Current pills I'm using haven't given me major nausea. Getting that fuzzy feeling already
>>52051879
Haha, I just took a shot of heroin. Shit's great, Lmao.
>>52051879
Just dose some ketamine m8
>>52051952
>pills
Jealous. I just chugged a bottle of Dhalsim. Pretty unpleasant experience.
aaayyyyyyyy lmaaaaoo bros epic memed. I'm drinking some mikes hard here whats everyone drinking tonight?
>>52051879
>>52051922
>>52051952
>>52051968
Dudes, haha, just smoke weed, lmao.
>>52045952
>>52045195
>no one cared who i was untill i jumped off the building: the game
>>52051994
You do pills if you don't want to vom
It takes longer to kick in but worth it in the long run
>>52052008
Smirnoff ice, haha.
>>52052018
I already do like almost every day tho. Shits my absolute favorite.
>>52052040
Where did you get them though?
>>52052008
Franziskaner and Spotted Cow
gif literally me
>>52052072
Amazon if you're too beta to go to a pharmacy
>>52052072
Haha, dude, weed, Lmao. Shit's good for you and shit. Haha.
fuck lads, manual labor sucks
>>52052184
I like manual labor its pretty fun
>>52052184
pay can be great though and worth it if you don't fuck your back up
>mfw netted about $75 today building pallets
>>52052184
Who you calling a fuck lad, fuck boy?
>>52052257
I got $100 helping a guy dig a trench for a storm drain by his garage and building a rock wall
wouldnt be surprised if I fucked up my back lifting
>>52052257
I netted 100 standing behind a desk
>>52052184
I'm sorry
>>52052326
better than being a NEET again, I guess
>>52052326
I was wondering where all the qt animes were
>>52052305
It's nice too since it helps you get /fit/
>>52052309
Hotel clerk?
hello my friends
>>52052433
sup
>>52052433
You betta take yo happy ass to sleep nigga before I stomp you an those dubs out, feel me?
>>52052427
Customer service. Doing store pickups, processing returns, setting up orders.
Today was shoulder and trapezius day. What should I fap to?
>>52052566
http://exhentai.org/g/751806/639290ebf3/
>>52052433
ist fast 2:00 Uhr dort oder?
>>52052599
No homo.
>>52052025
except Kate is just a tiny part of the game. Actually, in the grand scheme of things, she's rather irrelevant.
Have you even played the game? Or are just another one of those retards who plays/watches a couple of episodes then judges the entire 5-episode game based off of that?
>>52052566
Tifa
>>52052599
very gay
>>52052566
1970s Playboys
>>52052634
maybe
>>52052638
>>52052651
That one is actually very well drawn
I'm sure you would enjoy it
its not gay though
>>52052641
>kate is irrelevant
like your wrong opinion
>>52052741
its literally gay porn
>>52052741
Out out turbogay
Tfw want to read or watch something, but too hungry to concentrate
>>52052796
What isn't gay porn these days?
>>52051365
idktf but average dicks are berated as small nowadays desu
>no Internet or cable until Wednesday
I don't think I'm going to survive without convenient shitposting
I don't even want to watch anime without shitposting in between
>>52052842
http://exhentai.org/s/1cea62fedc/628166-12
>>52052751
she literally barely appears at all in the final two episodes. Even fucking Frank is probably more relevant than Kate.
ITT: roleplaying faggots: the thread
>>52052599
tags:
anal
big penis
blowjob
handjob
males only
muscle
schoolboy uniform
swimsuit
tights
yaoi
why is this thread so fuckin gay?
>>52052944
thats only late night /cum/
>>52052924
>final two episodes
becuase she jumped off the building
>>52052900
Ever notice how much detail they put into the dicks in "straight" porn?
>>52052949
Girlyboys
>>52052949
It's like you've never been in /cum/ before. You frogposters are surrounded by normies and gay weebs 2bh.
>>52052978
no, because I dont focus on dicks when Im reading/watching porn
>>52052973
even if you manage to talk her out of it, she barely appears at all you retard
>>52053038
>talking her out of it
absolute fagget desu
>>52053014
>>52053035
How could you not read that and focus on the dicks? They're so vivid
>out of protein powder
>>52053135
because Im not gay
>>52053135
You're a fagboy anon
Which is why you can't stop thinking about dicks you lewd slut
>tfw I think someone in my apartment stole my package
>tfw can't drink protein shakes
I may not be big, but at least I can lift more than most people at my gym.
>>52053270
what was in it
>>52053082
Matthew 11:28, bitch
>>52053174
But they're just so well drawn, it feels like they were meant to be the focal point
>>52053250
literally not gay to like dudes
>>52053270
Whatever you do don't confront off-whites without a voice recorder running
>>52053286
Was lifting more than the big guys part of your plan?
>>52053250
there's nothing gay about jerking off to dicks
>>52053290
just some parts for some ornaments I'm making for Christmas
basically worthless but I can't get them from anywhere but online and the shipping costs were as much as the items themselves
>>52053328
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the lifting gloves.
>>52053364
If I revoked your gym membership, would you lose gains?
I bet you never even fucked a pole you kike
Did reddit visit /cum/? what's with all these dudes not knowing about it?
>>52053413
Last night Tanya was straight up f*ckin the pole
>>52053393
It would be extremely painful.
>>52053286
You should try building a tolerance to the taste by slowly adding more and more powder anon. I used to get sick from shakes when I could still lift but I eased my way up and they became kind of tasty. Also dont worry about your size it will come over time with your strength so enjoy yourself
i'm giving out free (You)s if anyone wants one
>>52053462
You're a strong guy
>>52053489
me please
>>52053430
reddit is my most visited site after 4chan
>>52053489
>>52053512
For you
>>52053489
I'd like one
What are /cum/'s plans for the weekend?
>>52053718
crying and alcoholism while crying, same as every weekend
how about (you)?
>>52053718
feeling sorry for myself, as usual
>>52053718
Mentally preparing myself for the final confrontation with my bully on Thursday
>>52053718
Im gonna walk around town in the giant rainstorm that supposed to hit tomorrow, then play vidya games
>>52053525
>>52053624
>>52053750
>>52053532
have some (You)s
>>52053718
I don't even know what day it is, senpai
>>52053750
>>52053765
You guys alright?
>>52053778
Make sure nobody is around if you want to get physical and practice your jab.
>>52053789
Oh fuck that sounds nice, storms are strangly peaceful.
>>52053718
Trying desperately to enjoy something.
>>52053718
studying for exams and masturbation
>>52053838
thank you
verga
>>52053718
Vidya, 420, maybe some dank movies. Of course also shitposting.
>>52053718
I'm waiting for my only group of friends to get together but they each have multiple groups of friends so they're busy while I'm sitting here playing gamecube games.
>>52053844
this desu
>>52053898
This is an American language thread
>>52053718
the weekend is almost over
>>52053912
DUDE
>>52053855
>Make sure nobody is around if you want to get physical and practice your jab
The only female I hit is my mother
>>52053718
HBO's Rome, alcohol and drugs
>>52053855
>You guys alright?
No but thanks for asking.
>>52053992
>>52053990
>>52053962
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>>52053855
>You guys alright?
no, pic VERY related
brothers
>>52054049
todos yo
>>52054049
man you really suck at spamming/flooding
I wish I could teach you a thing or two but I don't want to get banned again so I won't.
>>52054065
>Pennsylvania
oooooga boooooooga were da white wimmin at
>>52054065
>philadelphia sports
>>52054049
......................AJ
>>52054049
>haha ham
>>52054135
>>52054142
>implying I'm the one who made that
>implying philly sports
>controller batteries about to die
>might have to play with mouse and keyboard
>>52054288
>playing video games
>>52054288
>not playing video games with mouse and keyboard
>>52054288
>not having usb cord to plug in and charge while you play
>>52054361
Its a good time waster when you have no skills for real hobbies desu
