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John Cena-edition
>tfw Trump will never be your president
Just kill me senpaitachi
first for /nederdraad/
kill me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden
what is up here
>>52056025
TO THE MOON BOYS
TO
THE
MOOON
>>52056089
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL ON THE MOON TO KEEP THE.... ILLEGAL ASTEROIDS OUT.
>>52056045
pretend countries dont have presidents
reminder
>>52056085
donate 3 dollars and get vagina?
>>52056085
lol wtf?
Girls only edition
>>52056305
>/cum/
>girls
>>52056305
post cute Hitler ladies
>>52056315
>He still thinks girls don't post here
>>52056315
You'd be a surprise
r8 my dinner senpaitachi
>>52056400
>tfw no fresh snow to eat
>>52056371
>girls on 4chan
I bet you think /cgl/ has females too
>>52056085
That happened to Trumpès article earlier too.
>>52056400
Is that from outside?
also
>Siracha
>Not maple syrup
One job Canuck.
>>52056315
A couple do
>>52056085
interesting
>>52056440
It's been proven that atleast 10 girls post here bro.
>>52056530
prove it
>>52056542
I kik'd a gril from texas that posted on /int/ last year
She stopped talking after like three days though
>>52056085
lol
>>52056542
Ask the guy making the chart of all the posters. He even had some of their pics/timestamps
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
I have spent the last few years selling my sisters underpants on websites where that kind of thing is preferred and made my 1000th dollar from it. I celebrated by buying myself a cake with a womans panties patterned on in icing so my dad asked what it was about and I couldn't think of a reason so told him the truth. Now he made me pay $1000 to my sister because 'it is her money'.
>>52056613
like clockwork
>>52056613
нeт
>>52056623
Why not cut out the middleman and sell your own panties
>>52056623
well it was, you were stealing her stuff and selling it
should have cut her in on the deal retard
having a rough one desu
>>52056677
same
hope you're okay
>>52056644
not the last few nights tBH
So what's your method of choice, /int/?
When the time comes, I'll opt for a bottle of scotch and pic related. And finally I'll be at peace.
>>52056781
I think I'm going to wait about 60 years and do nothing but suffer the whole time
>>52056802
this is also my plan
>>52056781
you're going to commit suicide by freezing to death?
>>52056781
Always had a fascination with hanging myself.
>>52056781
Slowly bleeding out and spacing out to music.
>>52056911
what does that mean?
>>52056862
no, I'm going to participate in cambodian yoyo competitions in southeastern peru while contemplating post cards from 1967 Tanganika
Why else would I have posted that comment and that picture?
>>52056781
Probably freezing to death same as you. Its just such a comfy way to go
>>52056974
The yoyo scene in Peru is garbage
Just a heads up
>>52056802
>>52056832
>>52056862
>>52056911
>>52056946
>>52056974
>>52056990
you are loved. killing yourself will cause more pain than you can possibly know. Ive been there, life gets better. Keep hanging in there.
We are all going to make it
>>52056781
get a small boat and sail out into the sea as far as I can then scuttle it and shoot myself so it looks like I was just lost at sea
i am leaving this thread because it is not comfy anymore
i will come back later maybe
>>52056781
Dying in a last stand for a hopeless cause, mine and my men's backs up against a cliff or blockaded bay with no hope of escape and only a firing squad to look forward to if we're captured seems romantic enough of a way to die. If not, then somewhere out in nature like that.
>>52057043
ehh...
>>52057043
Anon over time you slowly stop caring about stuff like that. Depression numbs you up nice and good
>>52056974
i'm pretty sure you will get cold and go home dude
has anyone ever killed themselves this way?
Cheer up guys. Just look at qt girls on interpals, it will cheer you up.
Future plans anyone?
Got my car today senpai
>>52057168
Did you get a decent APR
>>52057165
Slaying Saracens
>>52057165
I'm hoping to get into powerlifting after my next few surgeries but outside of that probably more manual labor
>>52057165
I'm in the middle of getting into the military an if that works out and I get out Ill probably use the money saved up to travel the country for who knows how long till I run out.
After I run out of money Ill probably kill myself in the woods somewhere.
>>52057193
3.49% or something like that desu
Thread's morbid as fuck. Just the way I like it! But though, seriously, if any of the death talk is serious then y'all got the rest of us to talk it out and post cute anime pictures.
>>52057245
for a second there the entire thread had no anime whatsoever
I was gettin worried
>>52057149
Its not a hard thing to do anon lots of drunks die in the cold after they pass out.
>>52057165
living in a penthouse overlooking South Beach with my rich real estate mogul bf
>>52056781
A bridge. I'm afraid of heights though.
>>52056952
What else could it mean, I have a strong interest in the idea of hanging myself. If I were to finally follow through that's how I would do it because that's how I've wanted to do it since I was a wee lad.
>>52056990
OD'ing on barbiturates while sitting in front of a fireplace in a woodcabin is way more comfy
>>52057043
Death is merely a transition, fear of death is a culturally taught ideal. Becoming comfortable with the concept of death is part of understanding.
>>52057295
>>52056781
god damnit friends, dont do it. Ill be your pal, if you play videogames ill add you on steam. Think of all the memes, happenings, anime, games youll miss if you die too early
>>52057394
Oh honey.
>>52057394
suicide is the ultimate meme
>>52056911
My second method of choice actually. And I completely understand the "fascination" part.
>>52056946
>slowly bleeding out
meh
>to music
bretty good
>>52056990
mah nigga
>>52057043
sorry but I'm going to have to disagree on all of your points.
The ONLY way things could possibly get better in the future for me would be if I become so incredibly apathetic and numb that, instead of being sad all the time, I would just be neutral all the time. Which doesn't sound great either.
>>52057050
interesting idea. For me I would sorta just hope to not be found in the forest, or at least not for a while.
>>52057106
that's not sudoku though
>>52057149
>bottle of scotch
>>52057165
read the thread
>>52057162
I literally got 2 profile views on interpals, which just made me feel like shit.
>>52057165
Going back to school next year, going for a botany degree. Gonna open up a nursery, sell flowers and saplings and grow dank. Long days of watering flourishing plants and loading my oversized bong with vidya and social life in evenings. I can't wait.
>>52057266
>/cum/ without anime
Sickening. Some of these dudes need it sounds like. I'll have to pull out the heavy stuff.
>>52057394
post steam id
got a burger from dairy queen desu
>>52057394
sure habbenings and memes are nice but they don't compensate for all the shittiness of the rest of my existence
at the end of the day, when I go to bred, I don't think "jeez, I'm sure glad I got to witness all those ebin finngolian menes", instead I think about how miserable I am (every single god damn day)
>>52057570
>going to dairy queen
>>52057570
The chicken tendies with gravy dip is pretty gud senpai
Guys, help
I super-liked an acquaintance from high school on Tinder in jest and now we're having an unironic conversation in the app
>>52057611
steak finger basket is better
it'll bring you closer to the great beyond too
I'm on Omegle right now begging girls to be my girlfriend and I will post reactions if it's interesting to others.
>>52057436
>bottle of scotch
i don't think i could be so drunk as to not get cold or care about freezing to death
>>52057633
New item? I haven't been there in forever but I usually get the chicken basket if I do.
>>52057641
I met my first gf on chatroulette/eventually met her/lost my virginity to her
felt good mang
>>52057651
one of the advantages of being a lightweight I guess
for me a bottle of hard liquor is MORE than enough
>>52057641
>that face
>>52057630
Let's here it, anon, we need happy talk.
>>52057582
obviously your looking at the wrong memes. add me when your feeling blue bubby
>>52057540
craminit
>>52057705
I could have done that but the girl I met lived in St. Louis. ;_;
>>52057747
>ask for steam id
>post url
dropped
>>52057671
The DQs in Texas have special menus.
>Most locations in Texas, including those which otherwise resemble the Brazier or DQ Grill & Chill formats, use a separate hot food menu branded as Texas Country Foods. Among other differences, "Hungr-Buster" burgers are available in place of the Brazier and GrillBurger offerings. Other food offerings not found outside Texas include the "Dude" country-fried steak sandwich, steak finger country baskets, T-Brand tacos, and a one-half pound double meat hamburger, the "BeltBuster.".
I had a Jalitos Hungerbuster. Fried Jalapenos and Ranch, shit's cash.
>>52057641
Please continue
>>52057630
>Tinder
maybe someday
is it worth
>>52057723
My camera isn't even on desu
>>52057651
>>52057721
Also, in my case, one of the symptoms of alcohol which I experience the most is insensitivity to temperature.
I don't even need to be that drunk to be able to go outside in freezing cold with no clothes on and not feel a thing.
>>52057796
her face, dummy
>>52057771
Shit sounds good. I love Fried Jalapenos and
country-fried steak.
>>52057777
Nice quads
If you're looking to get laid and not much more, yes.
If you're looking for a relationship/meaningful things. No.
>tfw you meet girl who is really into you
>tfw you have no idea what she sees in you
>>52057860
>girl shows interest
Biggest turnoff in the book
fuck
I should do this every time there's a mass shooting but I dont know shit about stocks other than you buy low, sell high and look for trends
fuck, I dont even know how you buy a share
>>52057834
ty did some squats today
yeah idk if I'm ready for that I think I need friends t b h
>>52057765
my gf lived in ATL, so like 600 miles away
long story short I impulsively spent half my graduation money to buy a plane ticket to see her and spend the 4th of July with her
sometimes if im in bed and really comfy, then an urge to poo comes on i'll just poo in my bed
>>52057641
>do this
>you both like Oklahoma
>ask her to be real and tell me if she really likes Oklahoma
>guaranteed to make her smile as she says no
>perfect ice breaker
I think this may be my way towards a gf.
>>52057739
It's just chatting about how our lives have been so far
>>52057723
it's weird, but I wouldnt call her ugly
>>52057776
Sorry about changing the brightness during the screenshot.
>>52057925
sometimes if im in bed and really comfy, i'll pretend there's someone else there with me
>>52057955
you should try having a conversation instead of acting like a desperate retard
also, way to do exactly what I was going to
>>52057986
I do that too. I also pretend the pillow is a girl. I start kissing it and pretend I'm playing with someones hair. I don't fuck it though.
>>52057955
How about post if something interesting happens, don't just post QTs willy-nilly.
>>52057986
lolgay
>>52058015
freak
Is it a redflag if she has memes on her profile?
>>52058010
It's happening
I come to here to chop it up with autists not chop it up with autists.
Out
I think I might just not use 4chan tomorrow or if I do it will just be for a bit when I go to bed
>>52058054
Watch her disconnect.
>>52058049
what memes?
>>52058049
depends what they are
if they are fresh she is a keeper
>>52058054
lol
>>52058069
Actually, I was the one who disconnected.
>>52058072
>>52058072
much doge
>>52058054
dont fuck this up anon, your entire life has been leading up to this
>>52058098
dropped
>>52057986
Holy shit, are you me? It helps me get to sleep if I have something to hold on to since my sister can't do that to me anymore.
24-1
how do I handle the realization that I've been sexually repressed since puberty friends
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=27242717
Would you?
>>52058116
post your sister's tits pls
>>52058137
Start jerking off a lot.
>>52058146
Show some fucking respect
>>52058161
I already jerk off, I just feel shame afterwards
>>52058137
Learn about sex and become comfortable with it.
>>52057935
>that feel when no gf that actually likes Oklahoma
Whats the name of that qt cosplayer from Turkey?
>>52058335
Anzujammu?
>>52058317
I thought I was the only person that liked it ;_;
>>52058302
what a special snowflake
>>52058335
Mehmet
>>52058369
>Anzujammu
Yep that's it. Thanks anon.
>>52058391
MR CHI CITY
a good soul
>>52058391
no no no not that
KINGS HAWAIIAN ROLLS
>>52058465
SHITS GOOD WHEN YOU MAKING HAMBURGERS DAWG
I have absolutely nothing to do
>>52058517
We should get a /cum/ circlejerk going. Livestream some porn, compare dongs. ya feel me?
>>52058446
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
>>52058541
bit gay, tbqh
>>52058517
I am watching a stream and eating fridge medley
Streams are a good go-to
>>52058552
what's with this bullshit edit
>>52058517
If you play dota you can come q in my friends and I's autism stack.
>>52058552
but I already did that
>>52058564
I want to stream something but Im pretty sure my internet is too shitty to do it
>>52058541
>compare dongs
good plan
>>52058584
No clue, I saved it a long time ago
>>52058594
I dont play Dota or League
>>52058517
Watch anime. Some good shows came out today. Noragami us good.
Guys wanna play some of the original Ghost Recon? I got the files for it on mega.nz if anyone wants to get a game going. Only a 1.5gb file or so, 16 player coop or vs.
>>52058562
Just a bit tho
After 3 months of no fap i jerked it to tranny porn
Noticed:
>stronger + bigger boners
>had the largest porn star tier cum shot
>easy to achieve boner
2016 i have uni again and ill do nofap until i fuck a girl, wont let you down
>>52058644
>tfw too lazy to watch anime
Sup /cum/
has our resident morrocan been around today?
>>52058656
gimme that dolphin porn
>>52058687
>i jerked it to tranny porn
>>52058687
>easy to achieve boner
does it really get that difficult
how old are you
>>52058706
Shits cash
>>52058697
>wanting more spam here
>>52058720
shits gay af
>>52058716
not him but in my case it gets exponentially more difficult every year, and I'm only 22. When I was 14 I NEEDED to fap 3 times a day, now I have to force myself to fap even just once a day.
>>52058706
Trannies unironically aren't gay
And I'm not just saying this like I do about yaoi
>>52058741
I booked my trip, I wanted to tell him we're not going to morocco anymore.
>>52058716
19
What i mean by that is 100% diamond hard boners
Like i always can get hard but not diamonds during when i fapped
>>52058687
>nofap till i fuck a girl
have fun blowing early. Fap less, don't cut it out totally, 1-2 times a week.
>>52058761
all downhill from here
>>52058763
>chicks with dicks is perfectly natural and not gay
>>52058631
this is the original unedited version
what is /cum/ drinking?
>>52058826
mikes hard
>>52058802
Would you rather watch a dude other than yourself fuck a chick
Or a chick with a dick fuck a chick
Which one is less gay anon
>>52058826
water
I'm not a slave
>>52058802
Its not natural, its actually kinda gross imo, but its not gay
>>52058767
I think I would have held out a bit longer if I was you desu. Maybe the CAD will be better off in a while.
>>52058716
It can get really hard to get erect if you fap 6+times a day for 3-6months
>>52058826
rum and eggnog
>>52056085
how the fuck is that still there after 2 hours?
>>52058850
wow that's a lot did you ask guinness if there's any way to verify
>>52058845
CAD is fucked, OPEC is increasing production. We want to be in Barcelona for New Years, so we fly to London on the 28th, then Spain on the 30th. Then we'll dick around the Mediterranean coast of Spain, and go to Italy and Greece, then back to London, then Toronto.
It'll be like $5grand CAD probably, but the loonie won't increase until OPEC cuts production. A war or internal conflict should do the trick.
>>52058826
beer
>>52058826
My tears
>>52058863
How is what still there?
What am I missing?
>>52058908
Do you go to queens uni
>>52058908
well on the upside I filled my car for $32 the other day
>>52058826
vodka and water
might have some eggnog later
>>52058956
Artsci 2013 man
I'm talking with an /r9k/ girl right now from the 4chan tag desu.
>>52058826
pizza
>>52058998
lad...
>>52058979
I see what do you do for a living
>>52058960
US lifting the export ban won't do much for the price of oil either. The only reason the US would do that is to fuck with Russia and Iran even more. The whole crashing of oil is a US and Saudi plot to screw over Iran and Russia once Iran's nuclear deal sanctions are up, and Russias sanctions for invading Ukraine are up.
We won't see $90 oil for probably 10 years
>>52058998
>tfw no suicidal gf
Not gonna lie buds, my sleep and energy have improved SO MUCH after stopping drinking.
I only drank maybe 8 beers over 2 days a week max.
Who /straightedge/ here
fug, my eggnog expires in 4 days
>>52058998
Shes fit
>61 outside right now
WHY THE FUCK IS IT THIS WARM IN DECEMBER
I'M FUCKIN SWEATING OVER HERE
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMFY WEATHER
>>52059029
currently training as a law clerk, but I'm planning on going to law school fall 2017. Are you a student? Che Gael!
>>52059042
I plan on joining army after uni never did a drug or smoked weed in my life. Am i missing out?
I drink a few times but not a fan
>>52059042
>my sleep and energy have improved SO MUCH after stopping drinking.
Same, I feel like a different person
>3 days till final
>all I did today was highlight some formulas in my textbook
I'm fucked senpai
>>52059069
el niño
Rate my Christmas tree
>>52059141
That is weak as fuck
>>52059141
what happened to all the bears
>>52059141
7/10
>>52059078
Just got into pic related
On gap year right now. Was supposed to start uni after hs but parents passed away
I feel like im going retarded after not being in class for longer than 2 months. Do you think ill have a hard time adjusting back into school mode? One thing im scared of
>>52059087
They're fun, not gonna lie, and trying them out a bit isn't something to be demonized.
But doing them regularly, even if it's just weekly isn't helpful in my experience.
>>52059099
It's incredible, even though I only drank a bit twice a week, almost every day I would feel groggy with 8-9hrs of sleep, and now I feel great with 6-7hrs.
>>52059153
that's a different tree, we have 4 at my house, the one I just posted is the main one
>>52059141
meh/10
>>52059107
You'll do well bud.
Also are those your dogs? They're super qt.
>>52059163
>Do you think ill have a hard time adjusting back into school mode? One thing im scared of
No, you'll be a step ahead of all the 18 year olds with no confidence and a party hard attitude. I wish I took a year off between high school and first year, I think I would have taken my first couple years more seriously.
>>52059141
Rate my other tree
>>52058826
Vodka and sprite
>>52059199
>are those your dogs
yee
>>52059226
why do you have so many trees?
>>52059226
Better than the 1st.
>>52059226
Nigga has like 10 trees
>>52059141
>HBC blanket
patrician/10
>>52059120
>tfw it'll be over 50 all week
>tfw my chair will go back to smelling like ass sweat because it has to be hot as fuck here
>>52059226
4/10
too many trees
>>52059226
also woah that house looks just like the house my aunt and uncle used to live in
>>52059244
>why do you have so many trees?
because it's fun and makes the house look nice. Only one is real the others are artificial.
What's your name, /cum/?
Could you imagine?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446671364773.webm
>>52059294
The only good names under "God Tier" are Alexander and James
>tfw the jews will never let you win
>>52059294
Alexander
>>52059042
me I actually enjoy the pain
DUDE
>>52059294
god tier master race
This girl is so cool
>>52059294
George is a good name
>>52059294
Fuck off NSA
>>52059042
>tfw can't find the right drink
>tfw no escape from this hellish existance
warriors lost bruhs
>>52059352
>tfw can't find the right drink
what do you mean? Can't find a drink you like?
>>52059294
>tfw rare as fug name
>>52059364
yes family
>>52059363
welcome to like 45 minutes ago
>>52059294
>my name is apparently god tier
>I hate it
>>52059363
about freaking time. Milwaukee is only a mediocre team too. They had a few close games within 1 or 3 points before. Raptors almost beat them than they got ref balled hard
>>52059337
show your face and ask if she wants to smash
why was my post deleted?
>>52059379
>>52059363
>>52059374
>watching floor squeak
>>52059363
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhahHhhHHHhHhHHHhHHHHAhaaaaaahaahhaahaha
Fuck em
>>52059402
none of your posts were deleted
>>52059402
You're on secret probation
>>52059415
it showed up as deleted with the garbage can, then I reloaded the page and it was back?
>>52059303
spooky
>>52059428
are you on mobile?
i get that sometimes when i use Clover on my android
my life's not shit, but I never feel happy. Can anybody relate?
>>52059442
not using closer, but yeah I'm on mobile.
Anytime I try talking with my grandma, she gets mad whenever I try to correct her or inform her about anything.
Especially history or technology.
She things because she's old she's all knowing.
>>52059455
No idea honestly, sounds like it just wasn't refreshing properly.
>>52059477
when did I subscribe to this blog?
>>52059477
Then don't correct her or inform her
???
>>52059477
Just tell her it's 2015
>>52059530
I literally did this and she got mad. I laughed my ass off.
>>52059477
No one likes a smarty pants.
I DONT FUCKING WANT TO WORK TOMORROW
This girl I went on a date with tonight decided to pass out on my bed. Where do I fucking sleep? I live in a small studio.
>>52059586
>This girl I went on a date with tonight decided to pass out on my bed.
In your fucking bed
>>52059586
on top
>>52059586
wake her up and get her ass out the door
>>52059519
So she should just be wrong and feel superior in her ignorance? I've got to hear here talk about incorrect things all day because she refuses to learn even something as simple as, "don't press on your phone screen hard, just tap it." Then hear her bitch later about how her phone doesn't work
>>52059600
I might have to do this. I have a feeling she is only pretending to sleep for some weird reason. I'm fucking tired to be honest.
who /comfy/ here
You will regret this
I regret nothing.
>>52059614
what episode are you watching?
Need advice guys. I think I'll propose to my gf next year. Parents are Thai and I was born here. They want me to marry a Thai girl but I'll just tell them to fuck off. My gf is Iraqi and came here when she was like 5. Her parents are serious jihad Islam fags. She doesn't give a fuck about religion. I've been with her since the 10th grade, we're both 4 years in university rn.
How the fuck am I going to deal with her parents lads?
I only lie because I love you.
>>52059642
Beer and Loathing
>>52059644
Talk to them first and if they don't accept you guys just move on. In the end its your life.
>>52059586
lay down next to her and give her a kiss :3
I want to hide the world away from you.
>>52059644
""""""""""""""""""canadians""""""""""""""""
>>52059586
Lay with her you autist
>>52059669
Wouldn't that be weird?
>>52059653
thanks, gonna watch that and go to sleep
>>52059586
>this girl I went on a date with
>this girl
hate how normaltons take shit for granted
>>52059687
the kiss maybe, but I'm sure if she crashed in your bed she wants to wake up next to you.
Name a more illustratious actor than Adam Sandler.
Prohint: you can't
>>52059685
Should I try to make a move or just go to sleep? I'm sorta tired and my bed is really small so it'd be a tight fit if she stays here.
>Be me
>Get paid $16/hour
>Do almost nothing at my job
Is this good or bad?
>>52059586
jerk off and edge for like 30 mins
wake her up and blow a load in her face
>>52059733
well 16 isn't much really so yeah
>>52059733
Very good.
>>52059727
>Should I try to make a move or just go to sleep
If she's awake, yes make a move. Put your arm around her and shit. If she wakes up when you lie down, whisper and shit and make a move. If she is dead asleep. Just go to sleep.
>>52059719
Nicholas Cage
>>52059733
what do you do? is this like a thing on the side or part time? >>52059733
>>52059739
>16 isnt much
fuck off you billionaire cunt
>>52059761
I'm a grad student and this is an 8 AM -2 PM job before my classes start.
>>52059797
if it's unskilled work it's a respectable wage
https://www.fakku.net/manga/hikkoshi-no-aisatsu-wa-shinchou-ni-english
>>52059794
I'm not a billionaire 16 just isn't really that much
that's what college kids make at work/study jobs
>>52059797
That's pretty damn good
Curious, how much loans have you take. out any loans?
>>52059832
I'll have about $36,000 in total debt when I graduate...$6,000 from undergrad and $30,000 from graduate.
>>52059817
maybe in billionaire city where you live
minimum wage is 10 where college students are where im at and 99.999% of part time, unskilled jobs are minimum wage
>>52059832
are you drunk
who here /drinksbouillon/
>>52059849
>36,000
fuck. maybe I won't go to school after all.
>>52059863
i poor beef boullion on my dog's food as a treat sometimes.
>Be me
>Sell drugs
>Make 50k per year
>Do almost nothing at my job
Is this good or bad?
>>52059863
when I make soup i usually reserve some because its tasty for me
>>52059896
Good id say
>>52059861
Yea lol
>>52059896
Depends on what you're selling.
If you're selling Meth, Heroin, or crack kill yourself immediately.
Anything else is probably okay.
>>52059896
Do get high on ur supply
>>52059936
Just weed and pills
>>52059896
Unless you're laundering your money it'd be hard to own any assets without drawing suspicion. So basically you'd be renting an apartment and leasing a car, and can't own property. Live it up I ZUTYgOagsjVHnfPODibsmU8HMr9bp-
>>52059936
>these specific drugs are awful
>but all the rest are completely okay
ok buddy
>>52059936
what's wrong with selling those?
>>52059876
Maybe it will be a bit less for grad school. I got a good deal and it's an investment desu.
>>52059955
get a job that you have to work like a day or two a week so in the future you cant say you were unemployed for however long you do this for
http://mangasaurus.com/view/16538-0475816
>be me in meme major at shit tier Ontario uni
>tuition is 8 grand
>30% thx to govt grant
>work part time
>get poor ppl grant for $230 a month
>leech off parents + commute to school
>will graduate with no loans
>tfw no job prospects after graduation
Lol jm fuckeddd
>>52059948
I smoke like a half gram a day
>>52059963
Actually it's pretty easy. Just buy some run down property and pay friends and mexicans in cash to restore the everything. Then sell it for clean money.
>>52059955
Nice. Send me some pot n addy pls.
>>52059976
There's a reason the saying "Shoot your local heroin dealer," exists.
Shit tears apart everything from your own body to communities. It's all pure poison.
>>52060042
>Just buy some run down property
>transferring title on a cash purchase without drawing suspicion
>getting a mortgage without legitimate income
That idea is bust m8
>>52060015
I'm a student
>>52060081
nvm then
>>52060081
How do you make 50k as a student
>>52060066
old people say the same thing about weed
>>52060070
It's not hard to clean 30k to buy some property. At all. Laundering gets difficult when you get to six figures.
>>52060132
>It's not hard to clean 30k
Every land transfer is registered with some form of government.
Cash purchases over $10,000 are reported to the IRS. When you purchase a property title (registered ownership) must transfer to you and is registered in your municipality. At the land registry office they know how much each property was sold for and the means of payment, like the down payment and mortgage.
If they see a $30,000 cash purchase on a property when you register title, they'll inform the IRS. They'll do a quick check on you, and if they suspect you're money laundering the police could get involved.
Buying property to launder money is a terrible idea.
>>52060120
As someone who smokes a shit ton every day, pot pales in comparison to every other street drug out there. Can't even call it a drug after some of the highs I've had.
Try shooting up, and see how long you last functioning normally. I dare you. I've seen too many friends lose everything to the poison that is hard drugs.
Yo is it gay if a girl eats your ass? Fwb with this emo pothead purple haired girl, i think she wants to give me a rim job. Shes sending me videos of it brehs
>>52060105
Weed and xanax
>>52060202
I think it's not homo as long as she doesn't peg you.
>>52060193
So your personal experience trumps others'?
>>52060234
Yeah fuck that
Do you think it'll feel nice though? I have a strange feel it wi
>>52060188
Yeah, that's why you don't buy it with cash. You clean the cash and pay for it out of a bank account.
There are so many simple ways to launder under 50k without raising an eyebrow as long as you're not doing it regularly.
>>52060202
Nothing a girl does you to you can be gay with the exception of pegging
>>52060241
No, but yours doesn't trump others either. Statistics speak for themselves on this sort of thing.
>>52060265
>You clean the cash and pay for it out of a bank account.
>Depositing $50,000 in cash into a bank account without suspicion.
$10,000 deposits are also reported to the IRS.
You'd make a terrible criminal.
>>52060264
Actually, I was talking about rimjobs with my friends a few weeks ago while drinking. Only one of them has had them and he said that it feels good as long as you're really comfortable with the other person. It's not something you do with someone you've known for a couple weeks.
>>52060273
pretty good statistics desu
>>52060310
You're fucking retarded. I never said depositing 50k cash into a bank account. You launder it into the bank account.
>>52060310
>implying you couldnt deposit several thousand every month and say you are a bar tender. Hell I know some bartenders who made almost 100k a year at a high end steak house.
>>52060356
snitches get stitches 2bh.
>>52060356
charge your damn phone
>>52060356
Honestly I'm more worried about your phone dying than anything happening to me
>>52060389
>>52060419
>>52060420
With that battery he's probably not here anymore desu
>>52060336
http://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/heroin/
>>52060433
dude
it's 2015
need a new thread
>>52060451
Like I know you're just some defensive junkie who's trying to justify their habit to themselves but it's not like the past is totally void due to the year changing 2bh.
Kinda over this.
>>52060482
Nah, I just think you're a pretty massive hypocrite.
giant autism post from queens soon
>>52060520
Good for you bud.
Hack the gibson bro
>mfw the family where i come from is legitimately richer than some american and canadian people
>>52060653
Do you get bux from your rich family
>>52060653
Congratulations, how much are your family members worth?
I can't be gay. It's not possible.
>>52060712
Try harder, faggot.
watching it's a beautiful life. What is /cum/ watching?
>>52060712
You're probably supa gay, and just in denial.
>>52060740
Teens getting pounded for cash
>>52059294
Where would Benjamin be on this list
Finally get to sleep in tomorrow lads
I haven't had a full night's sleep since tuesday night
But for tonight, I gotta set the alarm clock one last time.
Good night m8es
sometimes i spread BBQ sauce on a large piece of cheddar cheese and eat it
can't sleep
>>52061141
to much anal?
Does california have water problems
>>52061169
yes probably
>>52061175
you need to have water to have water problems
>>52061189
i hate when that happens
>>52061189
queens is quite crossed with you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QnFIzGaGXP
>>52061220
>you need to have water to have water problems
>>52061250
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QnFIzGaGXP
yo bro my pussy is a whole 30inches long
>>52013442
Day 7464
>>52061300
>>52061300
>>52061300
>>52061300
New thread
>>52059253
this guy gets it
>>52056781
I already rent out a storage room full of anime shit, LSD, and a helium tank.
>>52058137
Become a priest and join the Society of St. Pius X.
