John Cena-edition
>tfw Trump will never be your president
Just kill me senpaitachi
first for /nederdraad/
kill me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden
what is up here
>>52056025
TO THE MOON BOYS
TO
THE
MOOON
>>52056089
WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL ON THE MOON TO KEEP THE.... ILLEGAL ASTEROIDS OUT.
>>52056045
pretend countries dont have presidents
reminder
>>52056085
donate 3 dollars and get vagina?
>>52056085
lol wtf?
Girls only edition
>>52056305
>/cum/
>girls
>>52056305
post cute Hitler ladies
>>52056315
>He still thinks girls don't post here
>>52056315
You'd be a surprise
r8 my dinner senpaitachi
>>52056400
>tfw no fresh snow to eat
>>52056371
>girls on 4chan
I bet you think /cgl/ has females too
>>52056085
That happened to Trumpès article earlier too.
>>52056400
Is that from outside?
also
>Siracha
>Not maple syrup
One job Canuck.
>>52056315
A couple do
>>52056085
interesting
>>52056440
It's been proven that atleast 10 girls post here bro.
>>52056530
prove it
>>52056542
I kik'd a gril from texas that posted on /int/ last year
She stopped talking after like three days though
>>52056085
lol
>>52056542
Ask the guy making the chart of all the posters. He even had some of their pics/timestamps
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
I have spent the last few years selling my sisters underpants on websites where that kind of thing is preferred and made my 1000th dollar from it. I celebrated by buying myself a cake with a womans panties patterned on in icing so my dad asked what it was about and I couldn't think of a reason so told him the truth. Now he made me pay $1000 to my sister because 'it is her money'.
>>52056613
like clockwork
>>52056613
нeт
>>52056623
Why not cut out the middleman and sell your own panties
>>52056623
well it was, you were stealing her stuff and selling it
should have cut her in on the deal retard
having a rough one desu
>>52056677
same
hope you're okay
>>52056644
not the last few nights tBH
So what's your method of choice, /int/?
When the time comes, I'll opt for a bottle of scotch and pic related. And finally I'll be at peace.
>>52056781
I think I'm going to wait about 60 years and do nothing but suffer the whole time
>>52056802
this is also my plan
>>52056781
you're going to commit suicide by freezing to death?
>>52056781
Always had a fascination with hanging myself.
>>52056781
Slowly bleeding out and spacing out to music.
>>52056911
what does that mean?
>>52056862
no, I'm going to participate in cambodian yoyo competitions in southeastern peru while contemplating post cards from 1967 Tanganika
Why else would I have posted that comment and that picture?
>>52056781
Probably freezing to death same as you. Its just such a comfy way to go
>>52056974
The yoyo scene in Peru is garbage
Just a heads up
>>52056802
>>52056832
>>52056862
>>52056911
>>52056946
>>52056974
>>52056990
you are loved. killing yourself will cause more pain than you can possibly know. Ive been there, life gets better. Keep hanging in there.
We are all going to make it
>>52056990
>>52056781
get a small boat and sail out into the sea as far as I can then scuttle it and shoot myself so it looks like I was just lost at sea
i am leaving this thread because it is not comfy anymore
i will come back later maybe
>>52056781
Dying in a last stand for a hopeless cause, mine and my men's backs up against a cliff or blockaded bay with no hope of escape and only a firing squad to look forward to if we're captured seems romantic enough of a way to die. If not, then somewhere out in nature like that.
>>52057043
ehh...
>>52057043
Anon over time you slowly stop caring about stuff like that. Depression numbs you up nice and good
>>52056974
i'm pretty sure you will get cold and go home dude
has anyone ever killed themselves this way?
Cheer up guys. Just look at qt girls on interpals, it will cheer you up.
Future plans anyone?
Got my car today senpai
>>52057168
Did you get a decent APR
>>52057165
Slaying Saracens
>>52057165
I'm hoping to get into powerlifting after my next few surgeries but outside of that probably more manual labor
>>52057165
I'm in the middle of getting into the military an if that works out and I get out Ill probably use the money saved up to travel the country for who knows how long till I run out.
After I run out of money Ill probably kill myself in the woods somewhere.
>>52057193
3.49% or something like that desu
Thread's morbid as fuck. Just the way I like it! But though, seriously, if any of the death talk is serious then y'all got the rest of us to talk it out and post cute anime pictures.
>>52057245
for a second there the entire thread had no anime whatsoever
I was gettin worried
>>52057149
Its not a hard thing to do anon lots of drunks die in the cold after they pass out.
>>52057165
living in a penthouse overlooking South Beach with my rich real estate mogul bf
>>52056781
A bridge. I'm afraid of heights though.
>>52056952
What else could it mean, I have a strong interest in the idea of hanging myself. If I were to finally follow through that's how I would do it because that's how I've wanted to do it since I was a wee lad.
>>52056990
OD'ing on barbiturates while sitting in front of a fireplace in a woodcabin is way more comfy
>>52057043
Death is merely a transition, fear of death is a culturally taught ideal. Becoming comfortable with the concept of death is part of understanding.
>>52057295
>>52056781
god damnit friends, dont do it. Ill be your pal, if you play videogames ill add you on steam. Think of all the memes, happenings, anime, games youll miss if you die too early
>>52057394
Oh honey.
>>52057394
suicide is the ultimate meme
>>52056911
My second method of choice actually. And I completely understand the "fascination" part.
>>52056946
>slowly bleeding out
meh
>to music
bretty good
>>52056990
mah nigga
>>52057043
sorry but I'm going to have to disagree on all of your points.
The ONLY way things could possibly get better in the future for me would be if I become so incredibly apathetic and numb that, instead of being sad all the time, I would just be neutral all the time. Which doesn't sound great either.
>>52057050
interesting idea. For me I would sorta just hope to not be found in the forest, or at least not for a while.
>>52057106
that's not sudoku though
>>52057149
>bottle of scotch
>>52057165
read the thread
>>52057162
I literally got 2 profile views on interpals, which just made me feel like shit.
>>52057165
Going back to school next year, going for a botany degree. Gonna open up a nursery, sell flowers and saplings and grow dank. Long days of watering flourishing plants and loading my oversized bong with vidya and social life in evenings. I can't wait.
>>52057266
>/cum/ without anime
Sickening. Some of these dudes need it sounds like. I'll have to pull out the heavy stuff.
>>52057394
post steam id
got a burger from dairy queen desu
>>52057394
sure habbenings and memes are nice but they don't compensate for all the shittiness of the rest of my existence
at the end of the day, when I go to bred, I don't think "jeez, I'm sure glad I got to witness all those ebin finngolian menes", instead I think about how miserable I am (every single god damn day)
>>52057570
>going to dairy queen
>>52057570
The chicken tendies with gravy dip is pretty gud senpai
Guys, help
I super-liked an acquaintance from high school on Tinder in jest and now we're having an unironic conversation in the app
>>52057611
steak finger basket is better
it'll bring you closer to the great beyond too
I'm on Omegle right now begging girls to be my girlfriend and I will post reactions if it's interesting to others.
>>52057436
>bottle of scotch
i don't think i could be so drunk as to not get cold or care about freezing to death
>>52057633
New item? I haven't been there in forever but I usually get the chicken basket if I do.
>>52057641
I met my first gf on chatroulette/eventually met her/lost my virginity to her
felt good mang
>>52057651
one of the advantages of being a lightweight I guess
for me a bottle of hard liquor is MORE than enough
>>52057641
>that face
>>52057630
Let's here it, anon, we need happy talk.
>>52057582
obviously your looking at the wrong memes. add me when your feeling blue bubby
>>52057540
craminit
>>52057705
I could have done that but the girl I met lived in St. Louis. ;_;
>>52057747
>ask for steam id
>post url
dropped
>>52057671
The DQs in Texas have special menus.
>Most locations in Texas, including those which otherwise resemble the Brazier or DQ Grill & Chill formats, use a separate hot food menu branded as Texas Country Foods. Among other differences, "Hungr-Buster" burgers are available in place of the Brazier and GrillBurger offerings. Other food offerings not found outside Texas include the "Dude" country-fried steak sandwich, steak finger country baskets, T-Brand tacos, and a one-half pound double meat hamburger, the "BeltBuster.".
I had a Jalitos Hungerbuster. Fried Jalapenos and Ranch, shit's cash.
>>52057641
Please continue
>>52057630
>Tinder
maybe someday
is it worth
>>52057723
My camera isn't even on desu
>>52057651
>>52057721
Also, in my case, one of the symptoms of alcohol which I experience the most is insensitivity to temperature.
I don't even need to be that drunk to be able to go outside in freezing cold with no clothes on and not feel a thing.
>>52057796
her face, dummy
>>52057771
Shit sounds good. I love Fried Jalapenos and
country-fried steak.
>>52057777
Nice quads
If you're looking to get laid and not much more, yes.
If you're looking for a relationship/meaningful things. No.
>tfw you meet girl who is really into you
>tfw you have no idea what she sees in you
>>52057860
>girl shows interest
Biggest turnoff in the book
fuck
I should do this every time there's a mass shooting but I dont know shit about stocks other than you buy low, sell high and look for trends
fuck, I dont even know how you buy a share
>>52057834
ty did some squats today
yeah idk if I'm ready for that I think I need friends t b h
>>52057765
my gf lived in ATL, so like 600 miles away
long story short I impulsively spent half my graduation money to buy a plane ticket to see her and spend the 4th of July with her
sometimes if im in bed and really comfy, then an urge to poo comes on i'll just poo in my bed
>>52057641
>do this
>you both like Oklahoma
>ask her to be real and tell me if she really likes Oklahoma
>guaranteed to make her smile as she says no
>perfect ice breaker
I think this may be my way towards a gf.
>>52057739
It's just chatting about how our lives have been so far
>>52057723
it's weird, but I wouldnt call her ugly
>>52057776
Sorry about changing the brightness during the screenshot.
>>52057925
sometimes if im in bed and really comfy, i'll pretend there's someone else there with me
>>52057955
you should try having a conversation instead of acting like a desperate retard
also, way to do exactly what I was going to
>>52057986
I do that too. I also pretend the pillow is a girl. I start kissing it and pretend I'm playing with someones hair. I don't fuck it though.
>>52057955
How about post if something interesting happens, don't just post QTs willy-nilly.
>>52057986
lolgay
>>52057986
>>52058015
freak
Is it a redflag if she has memes on her profile?
>>52058010
It's happening
I come to here to chop it up with autists not chop it up with autists.
Out
I think I might just not use 4chan tomorrow or if I do it will just be for a bit when I go to bed
>>52058054
Watch her disconnect.
>>52058049
what memes?
>>52058049
depends what they are
if they are fresh she is a keeper
>>52058054
lol
>>52058069
Actually, I was the one who disconnected.
>>52058072
>>52058072
much doge
>>52058054
dont fuck this up anon, your entire life has been leading up to this
>>52058098
dropped
>>52057986
Holy shit, are you me? It helps me get to sleep if I have something to hold on to since my sister can't do that to me anymore.
24-1
how do I handle the realization that I've been sexually repressed since puberty friends
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=27242717
Would you?
>>52058116
post your sister's tits pls
>>52058137
Start jerking off a lot.
>>52058146
Show some fucking respect
>>52058161
I already jerk off, I just feel shame afterwards
>>52058137
Learn about sex and become comfortable with it.
>>52058170
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449931102518.webm
>>52057935
>that feel when no gf that actually likes Oklahoma
Whats the name of that qt cosplayer from Turkey?
>>52058302
>>52058335
Anzujammu?
>>52058317
I thought I was the only person that liked it ;_;
>>52058302
what a special snowflake
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449931968723.webm
>>52058335
Mehmet
>>52058369
>Anzujammu
Yep that's it. Thanks anon.
>>52058391
MR CHI CITY
a good soul
>>52058391
no no no not that
KINGS HAWAIIAN ROLLS
>>52058465
SHITS GOOD WHEN YOU MAKING HAMBURGERS DAWG
I have absolutely nothing to do
>>52058517
We should get a /cum/ circlejerk going. Livestream some porn, compare dongs. ya feel me?
>>52058517
>>52058446
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
>>52058541
bit gay, tbqh
>>52058517
I am watching a stream and eating fridge medley
Streams are a good go-to
>>52058552
what's with this bullshit edit
>>52058517
If you play dota you can come q in my friends and I's autism stack.
>>52058552
but I already did that
>>52058564
I want to stream something but Im pretty sure my internet is too shitty to do it
>>52058541
>compare dongs
good plan
>>52058584
No clue, I saved it a long time ago
>>52058594
I dont play Dota or League
>>52058517
Watch anime. Some good shows came out today. Noragami us good.
Guys wanna play some of the original Ghost Recon? I got the files for it on mega.nz if anyone wants to get a game going. Only a 1.5gb file or so, 16 player coop or vs.
>>52058562
Just a bit tho
After 3 months of no fap i jerked it to tranny porn
Noticed:
>stronger + bigger boners
>had the largest porn star tier cum shot
>easy to achieve boner
2016 i have uni again and ill do nofap until i fuck a girl, wont let you down
>>52058644
>tfw too lazy to watch anime
Sup /cum/
has our resident morrocan been around today?
>>52058656
gimme that dolphin porn
>>52058687
>i jerked it to tranny porn
>>52058687
>easy to achieve boner
does it really get that difficult
how old are you
>>52058706
Shits cash
>>52058697
>wanting more spam here
>>52058720
shits gay af
>>52058716
not him but in my case it gets exponentially more difficult every year, and I'm only 22. When I was 14 I NEEDED to fap 3 times a day, now I have to force myself to fap even just once a day.
>>52058706
Trannies unironically aren't gay
And I'm not just saying this like I do about yaoi
>>52058741
I booked my trip, I wanted to tell him we're not going to morocco anymore.
>>52058716
19
What i mean by that is 100% diamond hard boners
Like i always can get hard but not diamonds during when i fapped
>>52058687
>nofap till i fuck a girl
have fun blowing early. Fap less, don't cut it out totally, 1-2 times a week.
>>52058761
all downhill from here
>>52058720
>>52058763
>chicks with dicks is perfectly natural and not gay
>>52058631
this is the original unedited version
what is /cum/ drinking?
>>52058826
mikes hard
>>52058802
Would you rather watch a dude other than yourself fuck a chick
Or a chick with a dick fuck a chick
Which one is less gay anon
>>52058826
water
I'm not a slave
>>52058802
Its not natural, its actually kinda gross imo, but its not gay
>>52058767
I think I would have held out a bit longer if I was you desu. Maybe the CAD will be better off in a while.
>>52058716
It can get really hard to get erect if you fap 6+times a day for 3-6months
>>52058826
rum and eggnog
>>52056085
how the fuck is that still there after 2 hours?
>>52058820
I see
>>52058850
wow that's a lot did you ask guinness if there's any way to verify
>>52058845
CAD is fucked, OPEC is increasing production. We want to be in Barcelona for New Years, so we fly to London on the 28th, then Spain on the 30th. Then we'll dick around the Mediterranean coast of Spain, and go to Italy and Greece, then back to London, then Toronto.
It'll be like $5grand CAD probably, but the loonie won't increase until OPEC cuts production. A war or internal conflict should do the trick.
>>52058826
beer
>>52058826
My tears
>>52058863
How is what still there?
What am I missing?
>>52058908
Do you go to queens uni
>>52058908
well on the upside I filled my car for $32 the other day
>>52058826
vodka and water
might have some eggnog later
>>52058956
Artsci 2013 man
I'm talking with an /r9k/ girl right now from the 4chan tag desu.
>>52058826
pizza
>>52058998
lad...
>>52058979
I see what do you do for a living
>>52058960
US lifting the export ban won't do much for the price of oil either. The only reason the US would do that is to fuck with Russia and Iran even more. The whole crashing of oil is a US and Saudi plot to screw over Iran and Russia once Iran's nuclear deal sanctions are up, and Russias sanctions for invading Ukraine are up.
We won't see $90 oil for probably 10 years
>>52058998
>tfw no suicidal gf
Not gonna lie buds, my sleep and energy have improved SO MUCH after stopping drinking.
I only drank maybe 8 beers over 2 days a week max.
Who /straightedge/ here
fug, my eggnog expires in 4 days
>>52058998
Shes fit
>61 outside right now
WHY THE FUCK IS IT THIS WARM IN DECEMBER
I'M FUCKIN SWEATING OVER HERE
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMFY WEATHER
>>52059029
currently training as a law clerk, but I'm planning on going to law school fall 2017. Are you a student? Che Gael!
>>52059042
I plan on joining army after uni never did a drug or smoked weed in my life. Am i missing out?
I drink a few times but not a fan
>>52059042
>my sleep and energy have improved SO MUCH after stopping drinking.
Same, I feel like a different person
>3 days till final
>all I did today was highlight some formulas in my textbook
I'm fucked senpai
>>52059069
el niño
Rate my Christmas tree
>>52059141
That is weak as fuck
>>52059141
what happened to all the bears
>>52059141
7/10
>>52059078
Just got into pic related
On gap year right now. Was supposed to start uni after hs but parents passed away
I feel like im going retarded after not being in class for longer than 2 months. Do you think ill have a hard time adjusting back into school mode? One thing im scared of
>>52059087
They're fun, not gonna lie, and trying them out a bit isn't something to be demonized.
But doing them regularly, even if it's just weekly isn't helpful in my experience.
>>52059099
It's incredible, even though I only drank a bit twice a week, almost every day I would feel groggy with 8-9hrs of sleep, and now I feel great with 6-7hrs.
>>52059153
that's a different tree, we have 4 at my house, the one I just posted is the main one
>>52059141
meh/10
>>52059107
You'll do well bud.
Also are those your dogs? They're super qt.
>>52059163
>Do you think ill have a hard time adjusting back into school mode? One thing im scared of
No, you'll be a step ahead of all the 18 year olds with no confidence and a party hard attitude. I wish I took a year off between high school and first year, I think I would have taken my first couple years more seriously.
>>52059141
Rate my other tree
>>52058826
Vodka and sprite
>>52059199
>are those your dogs
yee
>>52059226
why do you have so many trees?
>>52059226
Better than the 1st.
>>52059226
Nigga has like 10 trees
>>52059141
>HBC blanket
patrician/10
>>52059120
>tfw it'll be over 50 all week
>tfw my chair will go back to smelling like ass sweat because it has to be hot as fuck here
>>52059226
4/10
too many trees
>>52059226
also woah that house looks just like the house my aunt and uncle used to live in
>>52059244
>why do you have so many trees?
because it's fun and makes the house look nice. Only one is real the others are artificial.
What's your name, /cum/?
Could you imagine?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446671364773.webm
>>52059294
The only good names under "God Tier" are Alexander and James
>tfw the jews will never let you win
>>52059294
Alexander
>>52059042
me I actually enjoy the pain
DUDE
>>52059294
god tier master race
This girl is so cool
>>52059294
George is a good name
>>52059294
Fuck off NSA
