Original President edition
First for anime and ohio
>>52061300
first
>>52061335
Lmao, what a loser.
time for animu and wine I think
>>52061300
Do you consider me white?
>>52061357
>drinking wine
>at midnight
>>52061357
terrible idea
>>52061366
I'm assuming you're the guy. You look half asian, half white.
>>52061366
Love the redhaired dude in the back.
>>52061370
>not drinking wine at midnight
>>52061375
seems pretty good to me
>>52061366
I consider you a meme poster
>>52061357
sounds hot
I hate every single one of you.
>>52061334
First for Michigan, Ohio's superior.
fun night
>>52061394
Well I'm gonna find out!
>>52061390
degenerate
>mfw eating cold leftover pizza
If you reheat your leftover pizza you are literally a subhuman.
>>52061401
I love you too
>>52061408
sounds even more hot
>>52061417
cold pizza is disgusting
i like to warm it up in the oven Tbh
Just keep me away. Just let me sleep. Just let my dreams never see the light of day. Just... JUST.
Cry.
>>52061404
Are you drunk as a skunk in the trunk anon?
![1375138007027[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lNw8iGX.gif "1375138007027[1].gif")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
what does love fee like?
>>52061300
a damn good man
the only one to kick the limeys tail in AND retire on his own terms
>>52061357
Happy hangover.
Whatcha watchin'?
There's a dead body.
In the alley.
>>52061408
Don't get too drunk.
>>52061447
Bout tree fiddy
>>52061447
bags of sand
>>52061432
>cold pizza is disgusting
Remember the baha men?
>>52061443
I don't drink alcohol.
>>52061408
>>52061470
Disregard that, get wild and have fun.
>>52061447
Salty coins and milk
>>52061517
WLTDO may have been their one song, but goddamn was it catchy
Runnin through the six with my woes.
>>52061520
lame
>>52061404
why was it so fun!!?
>>52061424
maybe, I'll give it a proper go
>>52061452
eh I don't really get hangovers unless I drink too much liquor
>>52061550
Hope the fakes get exposed.
>>52061550
???
What's good /cum/?
>>52061520
straight edge master race
>>52061520
not even with your buddies?
>>52061579
>not smoking meth
shiggy diggy, senpai
>>52061576
I GOT A REALLY BIG TEAM
AND WE NEED SOME REALLY NICE RINGS
>>52061576
I have been in generally better spirits since taking mushrooms on Thursday
.
>>52061575
AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GOES
>>52061557
Really? Lucky, wine gives me the worst hangovers.
>>52061586
see >>52061579
The Lord is the only drug I need.
>>52061557
Cause it was fun. Fun things are fun.
Niggers in Paris was a horrible movie.
>>52061579
Good on you, keep it up.
>>52061357
I like my men like I like my wine
White. And hairy.
>>52061634
drink a lot of water before you sleep
>>52061673
Straight out of Compton was a good tv show.
>>52061634
drink some water and eat fruit while you drink or during hangover
>>52061649
You are 2 pure anon at this rate you will become a nun
>>52061686
I liked The Blueprint, it was a great play.
>>52061678
White wine is the worst the morning after. Still enjoyable.
>>52061683
You're talking to a pro here. Good advice, regardless.
>>52061686
Cruisin' down the street in my '64
>>52061701
>pure
>engages in lewd posting
>>52061715
Mmm, but 36 Chambers was the greatest ballet ever.
>>52061678
I'm white, but not all that hairy.
Not sure I'd enjoy hairy wine though, sounds gross
>>52061724
oh well, guess you're just sol
>>52061751
>ballet
it was an opera, you ignoramus
>>52061770
Pretty sure Illmatic was the Opera.
>>52061787
Illmatic is slam poetry
>>52061749
The purest form of posting.
>>52061756
Probably.
Have fun getting wasted and watching Chinese cartoons.
>>52061804
have you finally accepted purity into your heart?
>>52061794
Return to the 36 Chambers was. You've really got your shit mixed up today.
What's with the unnecessary anime spam?
Do you compulsively post that crap?
>>52061839
no, 36 chambers had a story behind it
>>52061300
today I took a shit with such a shitty consistency, that somehow it blocked the hole of the bowl in a way that, when I flushed it down, the shit and water level raised up before being flushed, touching my ass and balls, my ass and balls were covered in shitty waters, it was disgusting, had to clean it as good as I could and go back to work, I'm sure people could notice
>>52061852
Liquid Swords has a story, 36 Chambers was a sequel to the sequel Return to the 36 Chambers.
>>52061823
Only darkness remains.
>>52061873
Why do people feel the need to share this.
>>52061910
They've got shit to get off their chest.
>>52061908
a pure darkness, I'm sure
Do you guys realize that everything we do, say, write or watch on the Internet is monitored? Aren't you guys scared when you go on a website and your IP is displayed, like, 4chan for exemple? Aren't you scared when Google or eBay shows you something ''near you'' or something ''you might be interested in''?
>Windows trying to force me to get Windows 10
>Still with Windows 7 and want to remain that way
I'm not becoming paranoid for nothing, am I?
What're you guys planning to do for Christmas?
>>52061938
Seek professional medical help.
>>52061964
No, this is fucking real. If you just brush it from with your hand, it's stupid. People should care. Why is it acceptable?
>>52061951
Nothing, literally.
>>52061938
If you're that scared, you should be on linux
Also, I sure hope you disabled the telemetry updates that they pushed to win7
>>52061951
wake up, look outside, remind myself I will never see snow ever again, then drive over to my dads house and feign being happy while I look at all the cheap k-mart store gifts we all got because we're dirt poor
>>52061938
Yep.
I am not particularly concerned. The only dirt they got on me are my fetishes and my favorite genre of cinema.
What a legend
>>52061938
Use tor and get a new circuit every few minutes. Only way to escape the botnet.
>>52061977
>telemetry updates
W-what?
Well, I noticed the outrageous amount of Windoes updates since the last few months...
>>52061938
I don't care at all desu im not going into politics so someone knowing I look at lewd things doesnt bother me.
>>52061951
im going home to my train wreck of a family
>>52061991
Microsoft pushed the same telemetry that you're trying to avoid to win7 through windows updates. Unless you remove them, you might as well be on win10
>>52061951
probably go to my uncle's house to drink and eats whit bros and cousins, eat veggie and have all the people look weird at me and tell me how unhealthy it is, for the 1000th time
>>52061976
>>52061979
>>52061998
Well that's horrible.
>>52061986
lmao
>>52062003
got a speeding ticket an dalmost had a heart attack because I was fairly buzzed when I got pulled over.
NEVER
NEVER AGAIN
>>52061998
Ever think that maybe you're the train wreck and not your family?
>>52062029
Got lucky there senpai
>>52062018
Family is a terrible thing and I look forward to the day I can live without needing them for jobs or anything
>>52062014
That sounds like it could be fun, the last bit redacted.
We should do something nice like this 4chan ^-^
>>52062053
Off yourself you selfish and ungrateful piece of shit.
>news anchor does something funny
>you can hear the producers and cameramen laughing in the backgrouind
>>52062029
>drinking and driving
You are a natural born retard, hope you die painfully.
>>52061986
ayy. I don't think he'll win but I wish we'd have someone like him.
>when girls say they'll text you but don't
kill me senpai
>>52062018
thats every christmas as far back as I can remember, except usually its at my grandma's house
>>52062029
Dumbass.
>>52061990
Are people really that paranoid?
>>52062077
I have never done it before. I'm only now realizing I have a problem with alcohol and I've got to drop it or slow down how much I drink or else it could send me down a path I don't want to go down. Tonight was a wakeup call and I got off too easy
>>52062047
I have and if that was the case me leaving would still be beneficial for everyone but it turns out im just part of the wreck not the wreck itself
>>52062053
I'm sorry to hear that. Your family doesn't sound like a family.
>>52062087
Are you guys happy, at the very least?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtGgh6zDv9g
>tfw no asian gf
>>52062094
YOU'VE GOT TO GET OFF THE GRID MAN
THEY'VE GOT YOU TRAPPED MAN
THEY'RE SPIDERS MAN, YOU'RE CAUGHT IN THE WEB MAN
BOMB THE FEDERAL BUILDING
REMEMBER WACO
>>52062086
>tfw when a girl says you should text her more
>tfw you find text conversation harder than normal conversation
>>52062123
How much do you drink?
Cuddled with a cute girl tonight lads
>>52062140
I dunno, my dad probably is. My sister is off in europe, my mom isnt there, and all I can do is pretend Im happy
>>52062167
Killing yourself
>>52062094
The government literally is monitoring and tracking everything you do and storing it in a database.
It bothers me but not enough for me do do anything about it.
nothing to hide :^)
>>52062123
>Tonight was a wakeup call and I got off too easy
You didn't learn a thing
>>52062153
I find in person convos are easier, but at the same time more stressful than texting. Is that weird?
>>52062167
I was going to but she got "too high" and kicked me out.
>>52062123
my best advice to you is to slow it down a ton. Any substance you become dependent on will fuck your shit up. JUST.
t. alcoholic
>>52061951
Go to my parents' place, drink, play video games, and eat good food
>>52062152
>REMEMBER WACO
REMEMBER RUBY RIDGE MAN I MEAN FUCK
I'm gonna try to find a qt fembot gf on omegle tomorrow.
>>52062175
So it's just you and your Dad? That can still be good. How often do you see each other?
>>52062148
do they do porn?
>>52062086
>tfw start talking to the girl who had a huge crush on me back in highschool, again
>she's extremely attractive now
>still no steady relationship
>tfw don't know how to get her interested in me
>>52062140
My folks are fucked mentally but they try really hard to be good people, my older sisters are batshit and date dudes to take their money, older brother is bipolar/alcoholic/meth junkie who has shot my dad twice and im a loser. My little sister is in college I hope she escapes.
>>52062262
Why not actual girl though?
>>52062199
Not really, I'm most comfortable when actually talking with people I know, but when it comes to texting I lose a lot of confidence. Will saying this sound weird when read, I can't convey sarcasm like that, I abhor using text speak (like ttyl, lol, :), etc.) and I just prefer more organic connections with people. 4chan is an obvious exception, but it's a lot easier to do this anonymously.
>>52062282
me, my dad, my stepmom, and her son
I talk to my dad enough I guess, but we're not..."as close"
He was busy working for most of my childhood
>>52062284
>not recognizing yui hatano
>>52062184
Same, I can live with it.
>>52062157
enough to get a buzz at the end of the day. weekends I usually get drunk. I drink whiskey and beer mostly,high volume of beers and a whole bottle of whiskey sometimes will do the trick
>>52062202
My grandpa was an alcoholic and is already deceased due to liver disease. Only aged 65
>>52062197
I remembered I have a future and I almost fucked it up tremendously
>>52062144
Is parasyte worth a watch?
>>52062303
he said fembot, not femboy
What is moot doing nowadays?
Is he backpacking somewhere on a yacht with all his 4chan George Soros bux?
Are furries even still around?
>>52062347
I thought he said he wasn't particularly rich?
>>52062347
>moot
;_;
>>52062347
he's dead dude
>>52062335
>Is parasyte worth a watch?
Absolutely
>>52062347
snorting mountains of coke in his mansion with his harem of prostitutes
>>52062303
Basic bitches can take a walk towards the door. Only a experienced patrician 4chan girl for a 4chan man
>>52062230
Just about as good as it gets.
>>52062347
he had some weird project he was trying to sell to redditors at one time maybe its still being worked on?
>>52062347
>mfw 100% sure prof has a thing for me
>mfw she's 60+
>mfw there's a policy at my uni against student/prof sex/relationships
>mfw I want to hit it anyway
>>52062068
Yeah I'll send her a dick pic
>>52062335
Yeh. Parasyte was pretty good.
>>52062289
Christ alive. I'm sorry.
>>52062407
are you going to go for it
>>52062407
>>mfw she's 60+
>>52062393
Oh yes, plus christmas is by far the comfiest holiday of the year.
I can't wait to go back to Chicago so I can get an Italian beef sandwich
>>52062407
Remember anon, men think with their dicks, not their minds
Prove those feminists right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b6Bnl1Ydc4
13 days, lads
>>52062347
He's selling his image as "the 4chan guy"
He's an entrepreneur
bit drunk show me your boipussy
im straight btw
>>52062463
>im straight btw
oh ya ok sure :DD
>>52062347
He's not doing so well man.
>>52062458
Beach boys suck.
>>52062316
When I was young, I hardly ever got to see my father, and he tried to get as much time with us as possible.
He probably loves the shit out of you.
Try and get some one on one time with him.
>>52062481
you suck
>>52062428
I'm going to ride it out until Christmas break and hope things cool down
That said, I have a meeting with her Tuesday
>>52062439
Right?
>>52062451
Here's a (You) for replying
>>52062335
How much a whole bottle?
Steeping up from beer to liquor is pretty large.
>>52062489
we dont have a communication problem. I just have nothing to talk about because Im a stupid neet in school
Me on the left
>>52062347
"""canvas"""
>>52062366
RIP
>>52062524
You can't be a NEET in school, anon
>>52062497
good luck anon!
>>52062530
He looks so sad
>>52062542
well Im pretty damn close
>>52062443
Sounds nice.
What do you guys have for Christmas?
>>52062530
reminds me of old /x/
>>52062458
I own this album.
Goddamn, I love this song.
>>52062407
is she atleast hot post pic
>>52062524
Go out and do something! Golfing and movies are great.
>>52062604
She's cute as an old woman, was probably hot when she was young.
Not going to post pic because I go to a very small uni.
>>52062575
Food wise?
Ham, scalloped potatoes, and green bean casserole.
>>52062640
thats fine, hit it my man
>>52061300
Post what you're listening to lads. R8, h8, br8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fSnDUhpZIA
>>52062643
What's the entrée?
>>52062669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k7RBkOMNOY
>>52062669
I grew out of metal when I was 17
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fh3wTcC_cg
>>52062669
death metal scares me desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvWgh2s6dx0
>>52062669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o
>>52062669
https://soundcloud.com/thechefcooksme/msvb2gvkmfcw
One of the threads on here got me thinking
For anons living in non-urban places, did you get a Yule Log broadcast on Christmas morning? I always thought it was just a standard thing, but it just occurred to me that in places where half of the population doesn't live in apartments they might not do that.
>>52062757
Cable TV is cable TV
>>52062669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOV2L-eM38
>>52062669
Might as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ1yFhjRnNc
>>52062669
I'm at the point where I still listen to some (good) metal bands but I'm able to enjoy different genres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tghe2lD4YM
>>52062787
It was on network television.
literally could not give less of a fuck about the new star wars. Tired of hearing about this shit tbqh
>>52062669
https://soundcloud.com/brainfeeder/kneebody-daedelus-drum-battle
>>52062790
>>52062797
Good taste
>>52062826
Give it a month its almost over bro. I can't wait to see how bad its going to be.
>>52062689
A little early for crimbus music imo but still a good album.
>>52062708
I listen to literally everything, Grindcore to Hip Hop to Deep house. I just enjoy good stuff regardless.
>>52062726
Good, it scares off weebs and hippies. Makes me love it more. Aesop Rock is alright in short doses.
>>52062744
Yee
>>52062752
Dat bass groove is first thing my ears pick up on. Although the vocals to bother me somewhat. Just somewhat in a weird spot in his head.
>>52062790
Why bother with OST's when you can just watch the movie and get the whole experience or listen to classical for more depth and dynamic.
>>52062797
I haven't listened to this album for a while. Can't even remember an opinion.
>>52062803
clickbait tier.
>>52062828
Eh. Sort of gimmicky imo.
>>52062820
We get network TV, man
>>52062669
howdy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZZJKAbyZo
>>52062826
I'm going next Sunday cause a friend invited me to an early screening. Otherwise I wouldn't be.
>>52062858
>Why bother with OST's when you can just watch the movie
I like to listen to soundtracks when I'm trying to study or do work, they help me concentrate on the task at hand. Additionally there are a few soundtracks I listen to because they're so damn good.
>Try to jerk off to girls
>get soft halfway through
>see a trap
>get diamond hard
oh god help i cant be gay
>>52062828
Been awhile since I've heard anything like this.
You got anymore? I loved the brassy second half.
>>52062858
>clickbait tier
why?
>>52062669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVrVY540xdc
>>52062826
this. All companies here use this shitty theme and produce unfunny (even for german standards) adverts with it. Dumb bitches here are trying to convince the guys how much of a "nerd they are xDddd" and go like OMG Chewbaka is so cuuute XD lmao may the force be with you #onlynerdsgetthis
My head is about to explode from all this shit and I don't even listen to the Radio anymore and reduced the time I watch TV.
>>52062902
are you attracted to the dick? if not, you aren't gay
>>52062858
>I listen to literally everything
Everyone and their mother replies with this crap nowadays, so unoriginal
>>52062689
comfiest song itt.
>>52062902
welcome to the fetish train the next stop is regret.
>>52062858
>I listen to literally everything
>>52062944
Let's not beat around the bush, that's pretty gay.
I listen to everything except country and rap music guys
>>52062907
Well here's the full album (the second half is a bit slower than the first few songs, but still has a similar sound):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFzr7d8Vy0U&list=PLJyA1Cis3qBWbkUCWXw3xUujZPJZANQf6
Additionally you could look through Kneebody's solo work, though there will be less electronic sound and less production to it, it should keep the sound you described.
>>52062669
https://soundcloud.com/foxstevenson/fox-stevenson-feint-everythings-wrong
>>52062970
This.
>>52062669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JIzMfbYsX0
>>52062944
Pretty much.
>>52062669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKGbX5S7t4Y
>>52062858
Because I listen to OSTs and classical depending on what I feel like. Not going to watch a movie if I want to hear a song I liked
>>52063006
https://soundcloud.com/highcontrast/high-contrast-summer-2015-mix
>>52062976
If you can't get it up unless it looks like a girl, you're fuckin straight.
>>52063000
That trumpet solo after the first minute was great. Thanks.
>>52063066
hilooooooo. do you like Soda Stereo or Cerati?
>>52063066
>Esteban The Slippery Argentinian
>>52062953
Ask me about a genre or a subgenre, I will be able to give you anything from a solid review to a rec. Some of us play instruments and make music a hobby y'know.
>>52062970
Better than nothing but jpop and vocaloid, maybe a nightcore mix or two, right weeb?
>>52063086
It's pretty gay if it has a dick.
Watching trap or even gay porn doesn't make you gay, lads. Sexuality is simultaneously simpler and more complex than how y'all seem to be thinking about it.
Does watching lesbian porn make you a lesbian?
>>52062924
Just the song itself. It looks like the same vids of other covers of pop songs that pop up on my FB feed every day.
>>52063151
Literally stop breathing or drown in your own piss
>>52063151
I can't get off to lesbian porn. I need a dick fucking a woman in the picture to get off.
>>52063141
>I listen to literally everything
>>52063151
as long as you aren't skipping down the street screaming about what you bait to nobody cares
>>52063141
if you think weebs only listen to those things then I'm having my doubts about that extensive knowledge
>>52063198
That's totally fine, but you see the point I'm making right?
>>52063219
I mean, the government might, depending.
>>52063200
:^) le smug anime face
>>52063228
Of course I don't, I'm just giving you shit for throwing shit back at me m8. What are you into, link an album.
>>52063200
Stop being rude, he's obviously a hyper patrician that listens to every single sound in the universe. Stay pleb.
whats up. watching sports
GOL DEL AMERICA PAPI
>>52063198
gay
>>52063151
That's a horrible analogy.
Is a woman who's into yaoi homosexual?
>>52063248
>literally
>everything
>>52063248
uh-huh
>>52063256
Tell me more about sports.
You ever sit down and think about your life and realize you aren't a good person morally
I hate every single one of you
>>52063268
That's exactly the point I'm trying to make. It's not as simple as the kind of porn you watch, is it?
>>52063248
Not even the first person you responded to tbqhfam. I just listen to whatever sounds good to me. Mostly country
>>52063289
>>52063291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM
>>52063307
oh, oh well then. I like some country, Willie Nelson in particular. He looks like my grandpa.
>>52063083
EDM tagging is becoming increasingly less useful.
>>52063292
Actually I wish I was more of a dick because right now I'm a naive trusting pushover
>>52063292
No because I'd like to believe I try to be the best person I can be desu
>>52063330
Willie Nelson is good.
Got any recs for someone who'd like to get more into swing and big band jazz?
I want each and every one of you to kill yourself.
>>52063291
some soccer mexican team is playing the club world cup in japan
>>52063341
>drunk driving
