no gf edition
first for /cum/
k-on
anime
Maisie
maisie
never le nkemise desu
why is song of saya some of the greatest story telling ever lads?
poo
wank
lads
maise
haha
pakis out
2bh
cara
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
baka
>>52021640
wut
alri lads haha
>>52021394
bit of a dick move, you utter cunt
want a pure and nice smelling gf
>>52021640
'no'
>>52021619
dunno lol
>>52021474
where are you balls in relation to this
nyanpasuu
>>52021687
I bet she smells like noodles
>>52021670
that was uncalled for 2bh
actually had a fun night doing some drunken /brit/posting last night
there ain't no such thing as a free (You)
>>52021760
good lad
>I get more (You)s than I give
>>52021660
wot cunt
Had a dream of a terrorist attack on London last night. A helicopter came down and I watched it fall.
need to get out of bed, piss, and get myself some tasty hangover water
bit sexually frustrated lads but at the same time im also quite lonely and discontent
so i guess u could say im existentially frustrated
>>52021761
(You)
>>52021812
he paid for that tho
>>52021761
heres your (You)
> No qt to go hillwalking and look over the city with
wheres mine cunt
>>52021687
*steals her*
>>52021843
(You) 4u
FUCK (YOU)
>>52021619
you should see k-on haha
HMMMMMMM... Hmmmmm............Willy, and Poo
Hi x
oh no lads
i feel a bit sick
how do i stop this
ahhhh ummmmmm Fanny, and Pee
>>52021840
would q like to finger a lassie's fanny up that hill desuu
>>52021910
>>52021917
>>52021924
gangs all here
Hey, 52021795. I mostly make posts to get (You)s and never give out any.
>>52021917
take some medicine
>>52021946
yarr..
is the nipspeak aussie here?
>では、一気に寒くなってきましたが、お互いに健康第一で!!!!ヽ(*｀Д´)ノムキムキ
help
>>52021902
i like k-on too 2bh
>>52021946
gonna throw up
>>52021917
be sick on your bed
>>52021957
ayyyye
someone tell me how to make sausage and bacon rolls pls
>>52021975
do you mean barms?
just do a cook on the sausage and the bacon and stick them on with a bit of brown sauce haha
>>52021963
im a fuckaine raetard - willy wilyy iwlyl wilylyl
>>52021964
hahahahhhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahahhaha VVEERRYY good post
>>52021957
avast
>>52021968
surrounded by idiot boys today
have you an bucket
>>52021975
cook the sausage
cook the bacon
toast the bun
put it together
have some fun
>>52021963
why dont you go ask in the japanese thread
>>52021972
i'm going to if this doesn't pass and i don't run to the toilet like right now
Azusa
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>52021806
like in james bond
>>52022012
>toast the bun
absolutely disgusting
>>52022022
go to the toilet cleaning your bed is NOT fun
t. cleaning my bed right now
>>52021992
>barms
rolls
>>52021997
i
it's raining :3
>>52022022
RUN idiot
herts was sick all over himself and his room is putrid filth
>>52021975
fuck off murderer
>>52022018
because that thread's full of spastics tripfags and quadraweebs and i'd rather embarrass myself here about it
>>52022045
i originally put lightly toast it
but then I decided to make it a poem
>>52022098
HATFIELD
>>52021963
says it got cold all of a sudden but that you should both try to remain healthy
Should I go Aldi, Morrisons or Tesco lads?
>>52022152
whatever one is closer
>>52022147
this doesn't make sense at all
what are you trying to do?
>>52022152
morrisons
>>52022152
if you have all 3 you're a millionaire cunt bastard who should kill yourself
or just get it delivered
>>52021997
>>52022068
>>52022083
didn't finish that post because i had to run to the toilet haha
i feel fucking awful ngl
> tfw cafe downstairs delivers to my door because I live so close
Best hangover cure is a full english without the mushroom and tomato desu lads
Have some comfy choons lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5kl95n3esc
>>52022149
alri thanks
>>52022196
when are you parents coming?
or was that a different essex
>>52022196
*holds your hair back*
>>52022196
what did you do x
>>52021963
That is Japanese yes la
@52022172
No satisfaction.
I have a black gf with a massive ass and great big titties. Black women have the best bodies for sure, probably the best fuck I've had too, shame I can never have kids with her :(
>>52022225
no that was me being a retard at like 5am i remember
they left late luckily so won't be here for a few hours
need to do this bit of uni work as well which is due in a couple of hours
baka
>>52022240
*turns around and throws up over you*
>>52022281
alcohol and stuff
>Yanks, Leafs and Juans have such little culture that they need to combine in order to have a sustained thread
Biiiiiiiiiiit embarrassing if you ask me
>>52022302
Literally shame about their faces tho
>>52022149
ey do you know how long you'll be translating that degeneracy?
ABERDEEN
is anybody watching man in the high castle
looks good desu
>>52022315
Good post
>>52022315
leafs are basically just yanks and yanks are becoming juans so if you think about it it's all just 1 kind of person
Man made climate change is a huge scam.
>>52022056
Alri speweybed? That's your name from now on speweybed, okay? *pushes you over* haha, fucking speweybed
>>52022378
watched the first episode and i thought it was quite good
didn't captivate me enough to make me want to binge all of them though
>>52022342
She's not full black, so she doesn't really have those nasty flare nostrils or botox looking lips. She's really hot 2bh. But yeah, full african blacks have horrible faces
eager for a wank
>>52022343
ahhh i can't do it man ;_; it makes me too uncomfortable even though i figured it wouldn't
haha
on reddit lads
theres a little thing saying "thanks for not using adblock"
in actual fact i AM using adblock!
>>52022407
>
Out of my country please.
>>52022451
cheeky
>>52022431
alright
can't blame you tbf
just downloaded 20gb of blacked videos 2bh
>>52022506
good lad
>>52022506
bad lad
>>52022452
Why is it the only theory that governments are trying to make it illegal to criticise?
>>52022506
noice
just found out im gay
ITT: we prove our middle class credentials
hungover to fuck
got an uber last night that cost 95 quid, it's tied to an old, empty yank bank account though
>>52022539
congrats
>>52022529
Because people acting like retards deserve to be locked up.
>>52022539
that's a pretty random thing to just discover
>>52022580
>95 lizzies for a taxi
>>52022551
dad reads the guardian
>>52022539
bit gay desu
If I got a drone I'd make it record me while doing a wank
Do you find her attractive /brit/?
time to download as much stuff as i can before i go home and back to shit internet
>>52022601
No other type of scientific study has been made illegal to question, even Eugenics.
Why do you think that is?
>>52022624
i don't know london at all but it seems he went an incredibly autistic route
>>52022580
strewth mate where the fuck do you live? should've just slept on a park bench and waited til buses were running.
>>52022539
Who told you?
>>52022666
too much botox in the lips
>>52022662
can microscopes be attached to drone cameras though?
>>52022689
How far is that journey in miles la?
>>52022662
that'd be cool for a sextape actually.
Oh fuck it's snowing fuck snow fuck all of its fucking snow shit fuck fuck fuck all snow.
>>52022666
a bit slaggish, lads
>>52022676
>it's illegal to question man made climate change
Okay, bruv. q;^P
Call me when the police will actually lock me up for saying that.
>>52022695
my boyfriend
>>52022757
>exec
wew lad
just unironically took a swig of my pissbottle lads
just doing poos and getting (you)s lads.
*lights a cigarette and looks out to sea*
doing poos and getting (you)s.
>>52022788
did it taste.... pissy?
subbers with the gf
just got a new tank lads
going to meet a qt from work with massive chebs for a drink this afternoon, excited ngl
>>52022666
not rly
>>52022843
i choked n spat it out all over myself
my piss was proper clear last night cos i was drinking so much i didnt clock at all cos i went in one of the bottles i usually have water in
i might have to kill myself now
>>52022852
>>52022689
he took you for a ride lad haha
>>52022757
>an hour in a taxi
haha what
who are u
>>52022925
a drunk fucking retard is what i am
>>52022852
do you take her there so she knows what it's like to have six inches in her hand?
>>52022862
>matilda
nice tank 2bh
>no one likes me in /brit/ because I'm too normie
>no one likes me irl because too reeeee
share/like if you agree
>>52022766
>my boyfriend
what does your bf look like?
Drinking with my dad and my gf tonight lads; what are your plans for this evening?
>>52022689
This is very easily one of the worse routes he could have taken.
![ad_181274091[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7QEQ6RU.jpg "ad_181274091[1].jpg")
>>52022862
>WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
>>52022852
would murder for a subway atm chap
Wish I'd never woken up.
>>52022963
FONT
>>52023018
alri fatizen
>>52023000
really? he said it was the quickest. maybe he was avoided the congestion charge or summat
>>52022852
dafuq is that pussy ass sub. where is the meat? it's just lettuce and bread. you vegan faggot
>>52023047
Quicker than that big straight line that would've brought you pretty much straight to your destination?
>tfw my arm is beginning to fill my t-shirt sleeve
having a gf is amazing because they have soft skin and smell nice in your arms.
>>52023090
Noice
>>52022949
doesn't london have some of the best public transport in the world? how fucking retarded are you honestly?
>>52022961
I really wish they had a Crusader or Churchill set.
>>52023005
I think that's for the american consumers - fairly sure I couldn't fit the tank in my mouth.
There's been a lot of early play down Norwich's right wing so far.
Is the idea to test out Leighton Baines on his return to the Everton line-up at left-back?
>>52023090
That must be some good wank technique.
>>52023128
Bragging too much. Bad post.
>>52023035
iktf
>tfw no eternal sleep
>>52023053
USA USA USA
>>52023159
lel. Looks pretty neat 2bh.
>>52022992
I used to drink with my dad a lot. The I realised he is an alcoholic and has a real problem, then he got diabetes and cysts on his pancreas and we thought he was going to die, now he still drinks and still asks me to drink with him, even though I told him I want him to stop drinking because I dont want him to die yet, because he is an alcoholic and he forgets how much it bothers me now. haha, bit sad now.
do you think there will be an uprising against leftism eventually lads?
>
>>52023284
KEK STOP BULLY
need girl to sit on my face asap
wat are girls in london like? will i find any gf there?
t. olygarch
>>52023327
bully is literally the american translation for banter
>>52023284
good post
>>52023277
There already is, Europe is swinging far right in the wake of this crisis. The problem is, the people who take the reigns after the PC leftists may be just as bad, if not worse.
My mate got keked and stayed with his gf. Can't take him seriously anymore.
>>52023284
Had to leave last night. Was literally filled with children straight out of /b/ in here. Fucking hate kids so much, wish they realised how little value anything they say holds to anyone, and just shut up and kept to themselves as such. But I remember being a kid, 15 years old, thinking my ideas and opinions mattered, was probably a right annoying cunt too.
If you're under 20, your opinions are probably stupid and worthless, and if you're under 18, whatever you're doing, it's probably annoying.
>>52023365
Be my gf
>hangover heat
>got the shits
Not nice lads.
>>52023424
Be his gf.
>>52023424
Enough banter and he'll bin her lad
>>52023167
Yeah be probably won't be as sharp so Norwich will have exploit right flank on
>>52023365
>wat are girls in london like?
Muslim. Careful not to get honor killed.
>>52023277
i'd just like to have a realistic discussion about border security and assimilation without having some raving fucktard calling me racist, hitler, nazi, fascist, and any other preprogrammed fucking words they received from facebook or twitter that day.
there's no respect for other people's opinions anymore and it's all lowbrow sloganeering shit
v. interesting and well presented article here lads
http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2015/dec/11/city-of-london-skyline-of-tomorrow-interactive
Lads why are Australians such utter spastics?
legolad has given me an idea
might take up building model aircraft or something
or woodwork of some
any suggestions lads? need something indoor to pass the time besides reading
>>52023585
shitty gene pool
>>52023277
No. People will forget about 'PC' and how bad they think it is when they can't get a job because a robot is doing it better than they ever could.
Me desu
>>52023556
Sensible post
>>52023556
Reasonable post. I tried discussing it with some people at work, ended up being told "I have some harsh views" you could just see in their face they knew they couldn't logically call me a racist, because everything I was factual, and nothing to do with race. Literally had no arguement against anything I said, but now I get the cold shoulder haha. Don't mind too much though, they were already pretty insufferable.
>>52023585
that's not polite and i mean you're in a thread famous for lengthy discussions about shitting anyway
>>52023640
>le automation meme
Hello reddit
>Socialist Authoritarian Libertine
>>52023641
Ah... You're a twat
>>52023576
London's skyscrapers are fucking awful.
>>52023641
t. Corbyn
>>52023585
Good post
I watched enough jeremy kyle to be scared of brits irl
>>52023556
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
- WFB
>>52023592
I wanted to get into woodwork too but I couldn't figure out where tp get hold of the materials and tools
>>52023691
I disagree.
>>52023707
yeah and i'll kick your fucking head in m8 so you better watch what you're saying about us if you like your teeth the way they are
Off to the match but it's snowing
>>52023700
hey lady, how's things?
>Australian architecture
>>52023735
what match la
>>52023641
Me desu
>>52022539
good lad
>>52023751
The only Australian building I can think of was designed by a Dane and built by British engineers
top kek
>>52023738
I'm well, how're you?
![Parliament-haus_der_Austria[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AQAbTTA.png "Parliament-haus_der_Austria[1].png")
>>52023751
need to do a poo
>>52023760
Sunderland Watford 2bh
>>52023673
As someone who has literally never used Reddit, when I see people tell somebody that there post was 'Reddit', it always makes me think that person must use Reddit to know which posts are 'Reddit' and which aren't. I also think it's kind of pointless and a bit gay.
Just FYI
>>52023732
Do you like your teeth the way they are though?
>>52023790
>living in either of those places
tough luck lad.
>>52023576
the two tallest proposals there are utter shite
>>52023806
SHOW BUTT
>>52023825
>not wanting a mackem slag gf
Your loss desu
what's the most fedora crisp flavour
>>52023751
looks like a modern-styled roman structure, i like it
>>52023806
bit cheeky
>>52023673
The only reason we haven't seen job losses to automation in the last 30 years or so is because everything that was getting automated got outsourced to china and india instead. We're getting closer to computers that can approximate menial service jobs and plenty of other shit and there are plenty of people that could be replaced.
We're not all going to be unemployed because of robots in ten years but automation and better technology means less jobs in the long run.
>>52023779
I'm O.K, was supposed to go to a party but the rain dampened my spirits. Now I'm watching movies trying not to think about girls
wyd this weekend
>>52023717
The land is so ridiculously expensive that every designer has to "wow" their investors in order to be considered. Every building is vying to be THE landmark of the city, and the result is an unappealing mish mash of dildos, shards of glass, and rectangular boxes. None of the buildings are even very high so there's no shock factor either.
Ejaculated up another lad's arse before lads.
>>52023859
Roast chicken
>>52023859
prawn cocktail
can't wait until the new thread so i can post my gimmick again
Sad and disgusting desu
http://brighton.craigslist.co.uk/pho/5355109953.html
>>52023867
Do you guys burn witches? I'm a witch
>>52023854
>being gay
Haram!
>>52023797
>>>/reddit/
>>52023838
22 Bishopsgate is shit I agree, fat and ugly. Undershaft (with the X pattern) is fine imo.
>>52023859
Salt & black pepper, which is incidentally my favourite
>>52023879
Except every other period of increased productivity has resulted in more jobs in the long run
>>52023912
>>52023906
i know what it is and am going to post it before you
>>52023920
no i'm not a big bloody bender
>>52023925
spacker 2bh
Real nigga hours if youse hitting that dank ass kushhh reply to this posssssstttt
>>52023880
I have a paper due, so I'm trying to finish it by this weekend. What are you up to?
>>52023936
good, the more people who get on board with my gimmick the better
>>52023920
>Haram!
a/s/l?
>>52023947
100 100 100
You get a gf but she is not anglo
Y/N?
>>52023982
KEEP IT ONE HUNNA
the word Emirates is my favourite word tbH
>>52023936
Do you pronounce the T when you say daughter
>>52023977
Anon pls, i'm taken already
>>52024030
Rasheed
>I have a non-Anglo gf
