laughing banter mpees who arent ukip so arent as good but still have banter so theyre not so bad
but theyre also ruining the country right now with their 'multicultural diversity' and other such poopoo edition
doing a post
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>thanks
About time desu, thought we'd be in that last thread forever
If Britain lost a war and was occupied by a foreign power, would it be justified to strap on a suicide vest and blow up the occupiers?
All done.
>>52018855
yeh
When are we getting a new thread? This one already feels run down.
Term ended yesterday lads. What do I do with my day?
Leeds
If we get AI sexbots/companions, will people who have an interest in children be catered to, or will childbots be illegal? Why?
>>52018940
>Leeds
Killing yourself would be a good start.
>>52018863
>tfw original resolution is too large
>>52018970
>If we get AI sexbots/companions, will people who have an interest in children be catered to, or will childbots be illegal? Why?
>>52018888
Quads wants a new thread boys
>>52018973
Can I visit you mate? got any good games
>>52019025
Nah, we don't like people from Leeds around these parts.
>>52019083
Harrogate?
>>52019136
Hull.
>Hull
Hi
>I'm from Leeds
Daily reminder that London is the only good city in the UK and that you should kill yourself if you're too poor to move here.
Don't even know what I'm doing with my life desu. Why am I here, wasting my life arguing with manchildren?
>Daily reminder that London is the only good city in the UK and that you should kill yourself if you're too poor to move here.
>>52019286
t. just moved to London or is studying here
Friendly reminder the Tories are objectively bad for the majority of the population.
>>52019361
Calm down Corby 'ya shriveled up scrotum man.
>>52018970
>If we get AI sexbots/companions
We won't, because that would be a cultural danger to women's and children's safety.
>>52019286
>I'm a Londoner
let's keep it to one thread lads
had a look
got confused
>>52021617
>had a look
you would
maisie
just had a festive bake
day's off to a good start
hi lads haha
>>52025167
haha hey!!
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52025167
alri
>>52025180
>>52025167
hello
>>52025184
>bowlegged
why?
>tfwnogf
>>52025167
Hahaha hi mate
>>52025184
>tfw no bf
>>52025225
what
bought Lightning Returns on Steam but the battle system is horrible lads
>>52025184
SHE'S MINE
*throws rock*
>>52025222
contrary to popular (read: retard normie scum) belief, bowlegged women are incredibly sexually attractive
just heard about this /brit/ forum thing on that 4chan anonymous legions website haha
might go see what the fuss is all about
>>52025255
>>52025267
are you joking or retarded
needs songs that'll encourage me to get a gf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvbY1Mqq-XI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy76t_6bHZg [Embed]
why are pandas so retarded
>>52025225
stupid scottish cunt
>>52025292
*hacks your computer*
Enjoying some Biltong feeling like a proper African man
not gonna see the gf until 3 weeks after christmas. is buying a present that necessary 2bh?
>>52025308
haha lad, making me click on the wrong embed lad, had me going there lad lad.
>>52025313
pandas are cute
best bear desu
touching my cock then smelling my fingers
>>52025365
doing my best
>>52025369
yeah but they're gonna go extinct because they are too retarded to breed
>24
>>52025303
Retarded, I guess. I don't see the connection.
>Chatting to a few lads on grindr
>One of them an absolute turbo qt, sent me a couple of pictures of his round arse, absolutely gagging to stick my willy up it ngl
>Suddenly stops replying, think he must have gone offline for a bit
>The other two lads are still pretty qt and shaggable and are responding and seem keen
Don't know whether I should arrange to meet up with one of the 7/10s or wait for the dreamy lad to reply back, what do you reckon lads?
>>52025429
go read a book
>>52025303
I seriously don't understand the point he's making here. Putting crystals in your bathroom isn't going to do anything, but thousands of muslim immigrants clearly would.
>>52025454
i don't understand, why can't you meet up with all of them.
really need to pack my shit up and remove all degeneracy from my room before my parents arrive but i can't be arsed to move desu
>>52025454
>The other two lads are still pretty qt and shaggable and are responding and seem keen
pics?
>>52025424
bit like white people waheyyyy!
>>52025479
why would you parents go into your room
>>52025495
rasheed
>>52025476
I'm only free tonight and I fancy staying in and cuddling after we shag :3 so no
>>52025485
potentially doxxable info desu
considering it literally hasnt snowed a fair bit is open to be absolutely and entirely honest
Would it be better to go Christmas shopping this afternoon or tomorrow morning?
GETTING LOWER THAN MOLE PUSSY
>Having children
So let me get this straight, it's something that I have to pay out my nose for for the next 18 years?
Why would anyone do that?
>Having a wife
So I can spend the money I was saving for a classic car on a new kitchen that she's got to have even though our current one is fine?
So I can be that kek being dragged around homebase on a Sunday morning?
Fuck off
>>52025560
shops won't be open tomorrow morning
>>52025548
what the fuck kind of person is busy everynight for the near future?
>>52025598
>abnormies actually believe this
WHAT WERE YOU SHIT FUCKS DOING ON /soc/?
>>>/soc/22937453
pic and link related
>>52025454
You're a homosexual, just shag all 3 and suck 10 dicks on the way home you absolute whore.
>>52025598
Literally THIS desu, although I am going to feel a little guilty about not having children since people like us are basically responsible for dooming Europe to be a Muslim continent in a few generations' time.
But oh well, at least none of my descendants will be around to see that, I can enjoy my life before everything goes to shit.
>Your mental fortitude has been diminishing since you reached your double digits
>You haven't done anything of novel significance
>You are semi-functional member of society, you are a walking invisibility cloak
>You may or may not long to do the things that movie and tv says you should do/have done at your age, regardless it eats away at you
>You feel that little more dead each day
>You don't even notice the cold December rain falling upon your naked skin anymore
At least we are not shooting across no man's land at each other guys...
Wahey wa woo wah
>>52025649
>Overall the basic cost of raising a child in the UK from birth to the age of 21 has increased to by 63 per cent since 2003, when the survey was first carried out, to £229,251 at present. It has risen by just under £2,000 in the last year alone, almost twice the current rate of inflation.
>>52025548
>potentially doxxable info desu
Hint: nothing will happen so just post pic if their really qt.
Oi oi saveloys
>>52025598
>not wanting a nice kitchen
kys tbqh
>>52025683
Is ten really the peak of mental fortitude?
>>52025598
>having a woman lead your life
if you're going to stay cvucked, then no woman would want you anyway, senpai
You need to be dominant and more demanding amongst women, being white knighted is what's powering feminism
>>52025696
how the fuck does it cost 10 grand a year to raise a child
Your life is basically over when you have kids.
No wonder no one wants them.
What was different in the past lads? Having kids back then didn't end your life.
>>52025696
the fuck? i know barely anyone that spends 10k a year on their kids
Life isn't about who created the gimmick first
It's how the individual uses the gimmick
superb read
>>52025755
women weren't as career focused and ambitious
>>52025598
feel so sorry for everyone with a kid in their 20s. their lives are finished already. won't have any freedom until they're at least 45 and they'll be broken down and bitter by then, lol.
>>52025619
oh right, yeah I'll probably arrange to meet up with the others another night, I was just on about tonight.
But I am actually not free THAT much, I have housemates and I don't want them to know I'm bent.
>>52025723
fair enough lad, pic related is the turbo qt
Dja getnyfn goudlashear mates? Eichenardly uait
>>52025766
go away lit
>>52025843
gross
>>52025766
What, did you just get your copy?
>he's not up to #3
I've already got my life plan sorted lads.
I'm living young free and single till I'm around 40. Then I'm moving to Thailand to find some 20 year old Thai bint that wants my willy and my money. Have a kid with her (hope it's a girl 2bh) and open a pub and be semi-retired and have drinks every night with Thailad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX33IjfgzNY
funky jam 4 u
>>52025822
>I have housemates and I don't want them to know I'm bent.
Are you going to take him to a hotel?
>>52025843
>Black
DISGUSTING
>>52025878
shit plan
>>52025303
Explain it then.
>>52025843
>>52025843
something about curly hair utterly disgusts me idk why
back from uni lads, what did i miss in the last 2 months?
Thinking about getting my Da' a Kindle for Christmas.
The basic ones are £30 in Tesco
>>52025878
>having a mongrel child
>when you're 14, had your first bottle of WKD and the girl you like likes your facebook status
>>52025885
Nah they're both at home this weekend. Not paying for a hotel for some bumsex, I'd rather just wank t b h
>>52025919
>not having the occasional peruse of 4chan whilst at uni
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C5fczI2.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
new sargon of akkad is fantastic
>>52025957
nvm lad
>>52025949
shes just pretending to be drunk for attention tBh
>>52025965
>wanting your uni to know that you browse the 'chon
>>52025919
beers and banter
>>52025945
>The basic ones are £30 in Tesco
Top deal that, Kindles are pretty based.
>new sargon of akkad is fantastic
tried chatting to these milfs last night
so fucking fit.
>>52025948
The white race will be finished by then anyway
>>52025978
I can't believe that she "fucks" her fans and is a genuinely nice person in general.
>52026009
>getting pied
>>52026009
shut up virgin
>Poleaboo up until 4am playing Witcher 3 as usual
>Dad gets back
>Tells him his m8 has died, the funeral is tomorrow and he wants Poleaboo to attend
>Poleaboo doesn't want to
>Dad is irked that Poleaboo wouldn't know what to do in the event that he would die, "you can't rely on Mum to do everything forever"
>Thinks fewer people will attend his funeral if Poleaboo doesn't go to his m8s
>The next day Poleaboo wakes up early, 11:30 and gets to the mosque at 1pm
>Dad lied as usual, the prayer stuff starts at 1:30
>Sit around waiting, must be over 100 people there
>"Pray" for 20mins, really just following the motions of the guy in front
>Dad says to stick around as we'll be going to the graveyard later
>Poleaboo has had enough, sees other people leaving, takes his queue to leave too
Dad's probably going to be mad but he should be grateful even 1 hour of Poleaboos time was given to this guy he didn't even really know
>>52026009
>tried
adult male virgins, when will they learn?
>>52025978
i can't believe people pay her money
>>52026026
Who is she?
>>52026036
>mosque
haram
can't wait to see the new moly after, superb intellects of our time.
>>52026077
i'm going to be deadly honest buddy you just don't want to know
>>52026031
>>52026046
bitter virgins detected
>>52026091
FUCK YOU McMANUS
>tfw Poleaboo makes the prospect of a Muslim Britain less scary
>>52026091
what method of killing your parents will he recommend this time?
>>52026077
Some femdom mistress that does porn with her fans.
Can any lefties in here recommend some good books to get my Dad as well?
He's a socialist so likes reading lefty stuff.
>>52026091
Isnt he libertarian? im not complaining, but why did he take a negative stance towards the illegal syrian migrants when libertarians are for open borders?
>>52026127
nice misinterpretation
>>52026142
>muh owen jones
>>52026091
>Freedomain Radio
>>52026064
She's one of the best actresses in the game, hence her fame
>>52026142
koran
>>52026009
>Talking to girls
>>52026142
The great divide by Joseph Stiglitz
>>52026166
anyone who does scat ain't okay in my book
>>52026120
It's all fun and games until 2 Polish whores get found in a ditch somewhere
>>52026157
He's not that kind of lefty. He's more muh miners strike and muh class warfare.
He doesn't care about "identity politics".
>>52026142
Buy him something from Evola.
>>52026227
>>52026166
she is a race traitor too
I will make a memerap album and my rapper name will be PG Tips.
Would you listen?
>>52026236
Isn't Evola incredibly right wing?
>she is a race traiter too
There is no objective test for the presence of 'addiction' in the human body. It is a subjective fantasy.
>>52026227
She does a lot of good/unique stuff too, he library of work is ridiculously extensive
>>52026240
Edgy
>>52026147
He calls himself an "anarcho capitalist" (kek), he knows that, technically, he should be all for letting in hordes and hordes of shitskins but he's never been very ideologically consistent.
>>52026240
that bothers me less 2bh i don't know why people get offended about porn actors not being picky who they fuck they're really not my first pick for 'representative of the white race'
*stares vacantly into the distance*
>>52026287
delete thiss
i quite good looking tbf, i mean im not uniquely handsome by any means but definitely not ugly either
>>52026311
>white race
Only Americans and Australians use that silly term
How come when Owen Jones talks about the shadowy establishments behind governments, he's lauded as a genius and everyone believes him. But when someone speaks about the same thing, but identifies them as Jews they're called a crackpot racist loony?
>>52026332
>i quite good looking tbf,
>Italy
Italians are disgusting and have tons of body and facial hair.
learning how to become a millionaire, this cost be 50 quid better be worth it.
>new sargon of akkad is fantastic
>>52026381
fuck off la'
ezio was a sick ass assassin
>>52026386
GNAWLEDGE
>>52026368
because they are crackpot racist loonies
>>52026386
>Drop out of college!!
fuck that guy
>>52026357
i'm not the one who started the race shitposting 2BH
>>52026386
K N A W L I D G E
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>>52026402
>ass assassin
This is my gf. How mad are you battybois?
alri
>>52026450
she's fat. look at her calves
>>52026322
*puts a firm hand on your shoulder*
*gives you a reassuring look*
*proceed to vacantly stare with you*
>>52026280
>>52026280
That's the point. You could buy something of his esoteric works like this to get him hooked:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meditations_on_the_Peaks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yoga_of_Power
>>52026450
>Arab
Enjoy her extremely long pussy hair m8.
>>52026450
taken one for the team
cheers
>>52025467
What does homeopathy have to do with immigration?
>>52026386
I used to work for one of these guys.
It's all a big scam, the only reason they're rich is because people are PAYING THEM to learn how to be rich.
"Self help" is their entire business and how they made their money, they're not business men.
>>52026508
idiot
>>52025467
the calvinist is back!
pro fucking tip amigos
If you have borderline aspergers, do NOT go into the town centre on a saturday 2 weeks before christmas.
>>52026386
>that fucking paperback without a crease in the spine
>>52026508
They're both in a terrible analogy.
>the calvinist is back!
>>52026566
is this a threat
Feel like I missed out on the 70's tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjyuDYtAtk
>>52026592
How was your bean-buying trip this week?
>>52026534
Oh, you're memeing.
>>52026617
well if you weren't alive during it, you obviously missed out on it. that's what missing out means.
>>52026649
Hello reddit
>>52018855
Late post, but I'm new to the thread..
Why the fuck would I kill myself? If I just make it remote detonated then I can kill a lot more invaders because I can keep making bombs and keep blowing people up. Suicide bombing only makes sense if you're a muslim. Even the IRA didn't do suicide attacks.
>>52026566
My social anxiety is terrible say, inside a lift with 5 people, but on a street heaving with people I feel nothing, you just blend into the horde
>it's going to happen
wish our meets were as based as reddits
>>52026764
>that
>based
it's more cringe than anything
>>52026764
tbf riding motos out in the desert would be pretty sick
>>52026764
>all those girls
Top
>>52026678
this. although i would probably kill myself if i had an opportunity to take out an enemy leader but the only way i could get close enough to blow him up was to blow myself up too
>>52026794
rasheed.
>>52026764
>Americans
If Talk Talk say their internet is £3.75 a month + line rental of £17.99 if I already pay line rental to BT does that mean it only costs £3.75 a month?
>>52026764
>feeding beer to your pupper
>>52026884
no, it's one package. price are lower because they try to get you to buy more products
>>52026851
it is
they look like a bunch of bellends trying way too hard
they don't want us to have breakfast
i want to have lunch
wew
>>52026884
Nah, they'll want you to rent a phone line off them. And TalkTalk are shit btw, it's no meme, don't go with them.
>>52026924
But why would you have to pay line rental to talk talk when BT own all the telephone cabling in the UK?
That's why I pay them line rental for my landline.
>>52026971
still would
>>52026971
commence trannybashing
fucking hilarious to think my ancestors died in wars so i could jack off on webcam to earn a living.
only benefit to being a big guy.
scared of mortality lads
investing in a suit of armour asap to protect myself from tripping up and doing my nut on the kerb
>Getting messages on Grindr from fatties, manlets, uggos, shitskins and old biddies
>wait for the weekend
>do nothing again
what am I like
Remember when "gay" was used as a casual insult on TV?
This is for Syria
>>52027084
it was gay
>>52027071
>Grindr
>Gays
>>52027094
Syria is not in right now
>>52027094
thats what i said as a i plunged my fat cock up ur mums arsehole
>>52027073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC8Frzcj6S0
would love to bang sophie howard
>>52027073
weekends are fun!
>>52027132
haha fuck meant for >>52027084 jsut look like a bellend now wew
>he thinks aldo won't win
I want to be a white version of Petey Pablo when I'm old tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ApC5v8CKM
>>52027197
Class Pic Kev!!
>>52027199
>yank mutt
>"""""""""""""white"""""""""""""
>>52026971
it's always the same photo
>stupid angle
>washed out colours
>face/head obscured
>made up to fuck
Just be cautious
>>52027257
ur mum m8
>>52027315
>americans attempting banter
>>52026971
feminine penis
>A Tesco delivery driver bombarded a 21-year-old student with explicit text messages hours after dropping off her shopping.
Sofia Isabella had received the delivery at her home in London on Wednesday and then went to bed a few hours later.
But the driver - who she said was 'grinning and flirty' during the encounter - decided to save her number and began sending her lewd messages in the middle of the night.
>After explaining he had delivered her shopping earlier that evening, the sender wrote 'I think your sexy', followed by a lewd sexual request.
>The driver, who Tesco say worked for an agency, has since been barred from working for the supermarket and is being investigated by police.
>>52027355
well your initial "banter" was fucking shit too so what are you complaining about
>>52027306
sHe looks fucking awful in other pics, you can see how rough in this one too looking past all that.
>>52027426
i grin and flirt with food all the time
>>52027426
that kev is a devil
>>52027306
She looks pretty good on her insta t b h
https://www.instagram.com/p/84dvOkOquH/?taken-by=wessyboo
wew
>>52027436
my initial banter? i'm not the guy he was replying to
>>52027426
>Flirt
>Get investigated by police
What?
