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weeoo weeoo it's the diversity police edition
/balt/
anime
willy....................paki...................poo
>why yes, i was born and raised in australia.
just woke up lads
WOOP WOOP
That's the sound of the police
>>52018633
Don't miss this post lads
>>52018656
last night
>>52018665
>thanks
>>52018665
>thanks
>>52018592
so is the guy from Bournemouth gonna paypal me the money so I can visit or what familia
These wordfilters have outstayed their welcome if I'm being candid with you gents
SHUT THE FUCK UP
got 2 thick girls keen on tinder lads
how do I suggest hooking up without going for any awkward drink dates?
you're welcome
>>52018682
too many manlets
>>52018682
what is it with normies and this particular head shape
>>52018692
How would he know that you will not just pocket the money?
>>52018682
Me with the bad posture
>>52018665
>Drank enough last night to turn into a semi normie
if you're out drinking, you're already a normie
>>52018692
sent :^)
>>52018722
Because my pants don't have pockets
>thanks
>>52018682
When will the learn?
>>52018692
im not that guy but im from bournemouth
i dont have any money tho </:^)
great thread lads
>>52018761
>>52018761
>>52018761
>>52018761
>>52018761
time for a new 'un I reckon
>>52018759
>pants
Fuck off Yank
nearly finished my bread and my soup is still too hot to slurp
doing a critical thinking
>>52018790
STOP
>>52018809
Please don't be rude :(
>>52018665
what's the correct response in this situation honestly
>>52018759
>pants
You mean trousers lass. Take that Yank bullshit out of here.
>>52018823
>doing a critical thinking
don't blow a fuse or anything
>>52018759
sorry m8 but that could have been anyone's bum
you're just trying to trick me
>>52018829
DO NOT REPLY TO THE SWEDE
>>52018856
i poured my milk in to cool it down
>>52018848
kiss her
>>52018848
Start kissing her neck and run your hand down her back
>>52018861
What if I show you another picture of my bum family
list of my memes:
Tbh
Unironically
Who the fuck is this shitposting Swede.
>>52018932
the answer lies in your own post
>>52018904
timestamp
>What if I show you another picture of my bum family
alri thanks ha
>>52018904
only if you write 'nice arse desu' on it
>>52018904
vile slag
had a dream there was a 2ft+ spider made of watermelon and bamboo in my living room lads except it was actually alive and did spider stuff
>>52019036
i bet
>>52018682
Guy in the left with with his arms crossed is the star of this picture
my willy is getting worked up over these chubby girls lads
>>52019036
I wish I had a bamboo and watermelon spider
>>52019062
POO
>>52019062
Poo in loo
ive got a POO comin on!!
How do I stop mould from growing on my ceiling and walls? I get rid of it and it comes back in a week anyway.
Had a dream that I saw nick clegg at church. he was swole as fuck but still kind sad and he had a big fat wife who sat on his muscles to train him
>>52019106
this wasnt aimed at the indian i actually have to defecate
haha bad timing or what
i dont like the poo loo meme i think its shit and forced by unfunny retardfs
MILLENIAL WOES GOES FUCKING MENTAL ON THE SCOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mru_zYkmNjM
GET FUCKED KEKBOYS
>>52019116
he's atheist iirc, also his wife isn't fat.
>>52019115
let it be and only scrape it off with a dough cutter when it is time to move
t. moved successfully without being billed for damages
Had a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
>>52019157
it wasn't his real wife. it was another random famous person who i can't remember
>I watch Millennial Woes
lads...
just downloaded 4chanx after hearing about it for like 50 years
don't like it desu
>Slovenia
>>52019224
>slovenia
good gimmick
>>52019198
FUCK OFF YEAH>?????
>>52019150
lmao
he's a true tipper, some good points though.
Fedoraposterladm8, if anything you should have forced this back when that meme was still in memefashion
>>52019224
I went skiing in your country once and it was beautiful.
>>52019294
STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE RAT
Anyone else got Saturday Kitchen on?
>this lamb Nigel Slater is doing
hnng
>Fedoraposterladm8, if anything you should have forced this back when that meme was still in memefashion
>>52019308
where
>>52019224
Oi Russia you've got a stain on your flag
>Fedoraposterladm8, if anything you should have forced this back when that meme was still in memefashion
Hi lads
"cum on my tits anon"
>>52018682
Token black gets all the girls
>>52019359
Kev only knows, I was like 10.
The point in a socialist government/welfarism/social democracy is to make up for the opportunity gap that the government and law creates by it's very existence.
>>52019235
Install oneechan
>Tfw posh southern English accent
On the way walk back from Morrison's
Guy gave me a drty look when the smell of my bedding came through
>>52019448
same here lad, is p. based.
>I'm a Southerner
Nitrous tank arrived today lads.
See you in another life.
>I am a capitalist, but I'm also poor and have no connections to engage in cronyism with other capitalists.
>>52019468
pongy peter here haha
>>52019494
>nitrous
you mean helium?
>>52019494
shame you couldn't have done it without boring us about it first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scDAFNo2RU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOdBLK7A3MM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D24bK9mqKo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQQanr1H3S4
thoughts?
ESSEX
>The point in a socialist government/welfarism/social democracy is to make up for the opportunity gap that the government and law creates by it's very existence.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html
>>52019431
visit us again :3
>>52019548
what did he mean by this?
>>52019547
4 links is too many
>#RememberRotherham
>>52019548
who's driving senpai?
>>52019548
>those fucking shoes
>>52019560
why is everybody this mentally ill always a man who is either fat, ugly, hairy or all 3?
>I think Islam is a threat to our way of life
>>52019560
that's probably one of the most fucked up things i've ever read in my entire life
>>52019599
OH SHI
Thinking of getting a smart watch for Christmas la.
What's the best one on the market these days lads?
paki pride world wide
>>52019547
Mud monkeys being mud monkeys, what's new?
>I don't think people can be transgender and transage
I want a drone, lads
>>52019638
They're all terrible.
>Oh boy I need a watch I need to recharge every single day
>>52019621
SHUT UP YOU CUNT
TAKE YOUR PICTURES AND GET FUCKED AYE I WOULD BEAT YOU WITH A STICK IF YOUR AUTISTIC REPETITIVE ASS WAS HERE
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52019676
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here you go
>>52019694
You're one cheeky Latvian, cunt
>SHUT UP YOU CUNT
>TAKE YOUR PICTURES AND GET FUCKED AYE I WOULD BEAT YOU WITH A STICK IF YOUR AUTISTIC REPETITIVE ASS WAS HERE
>>52019681
Alrigh lad
i want a drone to drop a cheeky missile on your fucking house you twerp
![2F478CD700000578-3356084-image-m-23_1449847991988[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wA3kxvi.jpg "2F478CD700000578-3356084-image-m-23 1449847991988[1]")
rate me x
>>52019681
>Not getting a normal-legged Yank GF
Any Portuguese speakers ITT?
doing a drone
wanna breed lads
>>52019617
>>52019617
There Raf Owens geobastards mate it's called fashion look it up they cost more than you're house Tbh
>>52019767
Uhhhh rude
>>52019793
YOU BREED
LIKE RATS
We're all British lads, wheey!
>>52019547
thoughts?
>>52019767
They are bow legged due to the strain.
>>52019835
Haha classic!
>>52019791
>buying a drone
you are the drone
>>52019835
fuck off paki
>>52019843
>>52019547
thoughts?
>looking up insurance brands for different cars
>see "ligier" in drop down menu
>"oh cool like the f1 team i wonder what supercar this will be"
>1 car listed - ambra, band 6
>google it
>mfw
>>52019787
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>52019808
Sorry lass.
>>52019799
Okay, what does 'Ripa na Xulipa' mean?
http://strawpoll.me/6243937
>>52019888
haha fuck if i know mate lmao just yankin yer leg x
>Pakistanis cannot be British
>>52019885
lmao, a genuine kukmobile, might get one lads haha
/brit/ is pretty dire today lads
>>52019864
>designing a house where the door doesn't open against the wall
architect of that place should be shot iah
>>52019885
Hahaha
Doing a coughie
doing a breakfast
>>52019847
Fuck off
>>52019920
they can't. you're correct, they're subhuman
>I don't want my country to be majority Muslim because I think it would make it worse
>>52019920
Well they can never be ethnically British, anyone can be nationally British because they hand out passports like hotcakes.
>>52019547
thoughts
>>52019847
they're bowlegged because they're sluts and they need extra space between their legs for black bulls
Bona fide strawpoll right here haha
http://strawpoll.me/6243952
http://strawpoll.me/6243952
>I am against open borders, we have to put our own people first
>>52019915
big dave wahey
>English people are not primarily defended from the Anglo Saxons
bought a skateboard yesterday
my names barack obama
guys help i can literally not stop replying to the fedora poster he has this magical allure
>There is such a thing as an ethnicically British person
just looked at the guardian in the shop
cover story for the review section
>how can stop UK publishing being so posh and white?
>>52020057
i hope you bought the separate components, rather than a pre-made shitter.
FUCK off
>i can literally not stop replying to the fedora poster
>>52020102
i bought a premade one but i replaced the wheels
>I am against diversity, white countries for white peoples
Send help lads
Need to get out of bed
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/women-being-coerced-into-having-sex-researchers-say-with-persuasion-normalised-9671395.html
Seeing these sort of articles always makes me >tfwnogf
Am I the only one who posted in the handwriting thread?
>>52020148
*calls in airstrike on your house*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKaa8GcPqCk
choon
>wanna go to bed
>got a really stuffy nose and being in bed makes it a billion trillion times worse
>I posted in the handwriting thread
>>52019547
thoughts?
home from being with the lads, lads
>>52019949
What a pile of shit.
>home from being with the lads, lads
>I posted in any thread
>>52019956
Lose some weight, lard arse.
>i voted for ed milliband NOT David Cameron and definitely NOT nige
room positively stinks
this is a negative smell
>>52020209
good lad, lad
>>52020261
stop blackknighting
>I'm from Victoria
>>52020261
*grabs you by the foreskin*
back the fuck off?!?!?!?!!?!?!
>>52020277
get some febreze down yer and open the windows
when i last threw up all over myself my room STANK like a corpse for weeks after, seeped all into my chair and everything
was an absolutely unbearable period of time
>>52020277
open your windows
I was looking for a gf, and then I found a gf
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo&ab_channel=asjarrett
>I'm an Australian whiteknighting on /brit/
>>52020316
>>52020328
my windows have been open since 3am
Need to get down the side of my bed and sweep up the shite that has inevitably gone down the side
does anyone have any comments relating to ford escorts?
>>52020286
Shitposting is just the default for you lot.
>I fedorapost on 4chan unironically or ironically
>I'm an admirer of Winston Churchill
>>52020355
can you find them on adultwork?
>>52020354
bit grim if i gotta be honest
take pictures
>>52020308
Exceptional post
>>52020316
thanks lad x
>I post on /brit
>>52020373
btw i'm doing it post-ironically so i'm immune to retaliation
>I still fedora post
Hiss
alright thats enough for me
enjoy your community of idiots you meme-brained fuckheads
Getting pissed again so I don't have to deal with the hangover
#YOLO
>>52020354
fuckin ell lad fumigate the whole room
do not stop until its all out of there
>>52020355
dunno
>>52020336
worse than stalin
>I rationalise which memes can and cannot be posted
>alright thats enough for me
>enjoy your community of idiots you meme-brained fuckheads
>>52020460
i hope someone brutally rapes her some day
and i hope it's me
Hello my friends from "across the pond" (Atlantic ocean)
What gimmick are all the normies into these days lads?
Need to get myself something for Christmas, have like £300.
going to dox this fedora cunt
and by dox i mean close my laptop and walk away very sad
might watch a movie
>>52018848
Grunt harmonically. Like Urdnot Wrex or Garrus Varakian would.
>>52018932
Not me.
A reminder that fedoraposter, rorkeposter and the pakiposter are all the same person and he admitted yesterday he breaks his shiposting down to different times of the day to get the most (you)s.
>>52020434
>>52020389
alright my bed is literally wedged in so i can't pull it out enough to get a good sweep
going to pour water down the side or something
actually better idea, use that fancy mop thing
black lad just walked past my house aha
>Hello my friends from "across the pond" (Atlantic ocean)
>>52020505
alri
>>52020388
>tyw realised you can leave feedback for escorts without actually seeing them
left a review for some whore about her giving me some shit 2 finger wank while remaining at a distance because I was a fat black man and she got really angry about it
Alri lads
>>52020507
apple watch
>>52020025
>>52020056
>fog in the Channel, the Continent is isolated
>>52020505
>"across the pond" (Atlantic ocean)
Never heard of that one before.
>>52020528
youre full of great ideas today
>>52020500
>fighting memes with memes
get gone you fuckin space cadet
>>52020524
There is more than one fedora poster
>>52020524
>rorkeposter and the pakiposter are all the same person
could have figured that one out by ourselves tbf
imagine not having extra flags and being blind to the machinations of higher gimmickry
>get gone you fuckin space cadet
>imagine not having extra flags and being blind to the machinations of higher gimmickry
>>52020583
We are so privileged and sophisticated.
>i think there's only 1 fedoraposter
did a fap
>>52020336
simply ebin, should be the national anthem.
>>52020652
post pics
>>52020583
why would you even
the dude literally doxes people
having a look
have saved about 5 fedora pics today
>We are so privileged and sophisticated.
>>52020652
fuck off yank
>>52020622
init
>>52020667
i literally dont give a monkeys hoot
>>52020561
Would prefer a moto 360 I think
>i save fedora pics
>>52020667
How?
>>52020708
jesuus christ
delete this
baka this fedora spam ha been going on for 2 hours+
inb4 some comedic genius greentexts this and posts a hat man with it.
>>52020708
rare
a
r
e
>fuck off yank
doing my best
lads my closest friend is a weaboo and is going to japan because he is adamant that japanese girls will want him because he's white
fuck sakes
>jesuus christ
>delete this
>>52018592
I don't think that if I went pass that car I would thought it was really a police car and not just some autist.
>>52020507
>need to get myself something
u wot? If you don't want anything, don't get anything.
>baka this fedora spam ha been going on for 2 hours+
>>52020757
hmm
>>52020751
yeh
>>52020750
is that right
>>52020748
i know
>>52020747
init
>>52020743
do you think
>>52020733
thats true
>>52020727
cvery good post
>>52020712
who knows mate haha
>>52020750
you know what to do
>baka this fedora spam ha been going on for 2 hours+
>inb4 some comedic genius greentexts this and posts a hat man with it.
i'm having a look
Alri Bruce
Gonna wank with a rubber on
Later cunts
>>52020789
yeh look no other results - http://desustorage.org/int/search/image/8%2Byls%2Fw3PFoUWG%2BJB69pqQ%3D%3D
also i've been collecting for sbout 2 years and have never seen it before
tfw no ex-jav gf
>>52020750
2bh it's easier there simply because women are still interested in dating and not settling for being spinsters
your color doesn't matter much and it's literally the largest language barrier ever
>i've been collecting for sbout 2 years
>>52020794
no what?
he's taken japanese courses and collects figurines or some shit
do u reckon anime is for spastics who just cant handle adulthood?
>>52020830
>manchester
>>52020789
haha thanks for the (you) dickead
>>52020827
ah hmm i do believe so yes
>>52020830
>tfw see people over the age of 23 at that type of club
>going to that type of club at all
not good pham. Would though.
Why is Banksy such a leftwing fuck?
*does a sick whilst cleaning up sick*
hmm very good
>>52020880
dunno mate haha should i ask him
>also i've been collecting for sbout 2 years and have never seen it before
>>52020893
Rough night?
oi banksy mate
why are u such a leftwing fuck haha
>>52020893
idiot boy
is there nobody there to help
>Why is Banksy such a leftwing fuck?
>>52020920
Don't ask me I can't remember wahey
>>52020864
i actually meant join him for a threesome
>My life is so shit I have to celebrate every Friday night.
>I'm bowlegged
>>52020954
I kept it in my mouth, it was more of a burp sick.
no my parents are out for the rest of the day and I cannot bear this stench any longer
>i actually meant join him for a threesome
>Someone does something silly like drop something
>WHEEEEEY!
Remember when people did this?
>>52020955
pls stop. pls? i am literally too hungover to deal with this
>I eat mentos the freshmaker
hey lads
me again
going to spam some dry gimmick for a while for internet attention
pretty clever i thought haha
>>52021010
wear a gasmask lad
>>52021010
im on my way x
>>52021019
>not still doing this
noob
>pls stop. pls? i am literally too hungover to deal with this
>>52021019
Still do desu
>>52021019
Still do sometimes desu
Was at a pool hall last night with the lads, one of dropped the tray of balls and every cunt in the place went "WHEEEEY, Bellend!"
hey lads
me again
going to spam some wet gimmick for a while for internet attention
pretty clever i thought haha
>>52021019
People still do that at my workplace
all ships stations boys be handy
were bound for Valparaiso round the horn
>>52021019
Still do this at work la
>colleague drops box
>whole room goes WAHEYYYYY
>Australia
Lads I'm in the saino's car park and this lads just paid to have his car cleaned even though it's pissing down with rain, what a plonker!
Also the blokes doing it literally haven't spoken a word of English Lel, at least they're working tbf, I don't mind if they speak JF dialect in private, I'd probably do the same if i was on the job with some other Brit lads in a foreign country x
just removed all the hair from my undercarriage lads. feels sexy and smooth as an eel t b h
singing to green day
>>52021019
No.
all of these posts are fedorable
>>52020986
Where'd you get this web.m of me
got a pizza and that
>>52021019
No.
>>52021119
post pics
>>52021119
post pics
>>52021159
and that what lad?
>>52021159
Mama mia that'sa spicy stereotype!
>>52020986
want to live in her folds
fucks sake i downloaded k-on again
into the recycle bin it goes
>>52021119
post pics
Did Gook Moot not pay janny his wage this month?
>>52021159
Haha.. what are you like.. ;) xx
>>52021203
why download it if you don't like it?
>>52021119
good lad
>>52021159
*spits out tomato juice* PFFFFAHAHAHA an italian and pizza!?!? HaHAHAHAh what next? A Brit and.... and.. CRUMPETS! ahahahaha *sips more and spits it out* PFFFF HAHAHAHHA
poo
>>52021231
I like watching it when I am drunk, it calms me
>>52021098
do this too, especially with new people
i call it orienteering
do u guys like NZs new flag
why won't it stop raining lads?
Hi lads,
There was a lad a few weeks ago complaining about the fosters advert before Peep Show and he used the phrase "on a jolly"
I just want you to know I have thought about that post every day since you posted it and it always makes me chuckle Tbh
Good on you pal
>>52021303
they didn't actually decide to change it did they?
>>52021303
looks like a graphic design student's project 2bh, I feel like it will look very aged after a few years.
>>52021322
its because you lied when you were seventeen
>>52021325
was literally me mate, good stuff.
>that jack the lad mug eating the chicken foot and predictably not liking it while his actor 'friends' chuckle
>>52021269
>>52021098
>>52021019
I did this once.
Was unloading a delivery at work and was showing a new guy how to use an electric pallet truck, he tried turning it around in a narrow space while standing still and run over his feet, I went "WAHEEEYYYYY" and then he started crying, went hospital and I never seen him again after that
where is nnew thread, retards
Just read through my drunk texts
I'm quite retarded desu
>>52021406
the janny wouldn't like that
>>52021340
think they'll vote against this and the current one now
doesnt look great desu
think you could survive in this banter pit?
having a look
>>52021474
LEWD
>>52021474
what is this
lads what is an undercarriage?
should I be alarmed?
*starts running just in case*
it's a new thread
>>52021531
>>52021531
>>52021531
>>52021486
Doesn't look like there's much banter happening desu
>>52021474
where are you balls in elation to this
