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edition
alri lads, first 5 posts gets a cheeky kiss from their best slag
anime
want a kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RIU0cy6L1I
good set ngl
5th for hello
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
CLAIMED
A good thread
wanking to the hijab thread on /hc/
inb4 maisie
Anyone else get annoyed when some mens right activist fedora says shit like "if that female teacher that assaulted her male student was male then they would have gone to jail forever".
Ofc they would, the two situations are completely different. A man sexually assaulting a woman is a lot more serious than a woman sexually assaulting a man. Plus the male students want it.
Daily reminder that no-go-zones do not exist. There are just areas which are risky so you should avoid if possible. They are not no-go-zones though. There are no "muslim" controlled areas. However there are some commieblocks where you should not enter (especially in London) if you not wearing a hoodie or got a fancy smartphone, because 8/10 chances you get robbed.
So stop spreading this stupid meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlfvBgBDpm0
haha alri
>walk into class
>see this
how do you react?
>need to go and buy stuff to clean my mattress
>hangover hasnt even begun, still a bit drunk
>my room will smell until i clean my bed
dilemma
>>52016674
Men have a duty to protect women
Throughout history men have been frowned upon if they harmed a lady
The fact of the matter is that we're not equal and so we shouldn't pretend like a woman hitting a man is on the same level as a man hitting a woman
Or a man hitting another man...which would result in a FOIIIIGHT YEEEEA LADS FIGHT
Am I shadowbanned?
I've not got a single (You) anywhere on 4chan today
No-go zones and endless Rasheeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPNaaogT8fs
>>52016655
Muda muda muda muda muda!
doing an imagination sex
Alright lads finished my red wine, now time for Dutch spice cookies and Yorkshire tea
>>52016720
shout at them for using the union flag in such a manner
>>52016674
>male students want it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikd0ZYQoDko
Hello
Is anybody out there?
Just nod if you can hear me
alright lads this is going to sound a bit odd
but doesnt anyone else go through phases of pretend-living in different decades?
going through my 50's americana phase atm
was new wave french last time, and am a cowboy every now and then
>>52016721
did you throw up you disgusting boy
>>52016815
wahey wahoo
>>52016815
HELLO HELLO
I'M AT A PLACE CALLED VERTIGO
>>52016762
Oh fuck off, the only way a 13 year old could be emotionally hurt by a female teacher having sex with him is if the teacher was fat and ugly and physically forced him down.
And even then. Men aren't women, bad experiences roll of us like water off a ducks back.
>>52016815
hello mate
>>52016818
In my sleep, and quite a bit
Mother had a go at me and said I could've died
>>52016815
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
>>52016836
>bad experiences roll of us like water off a ducks back.
Is that why men kill themselves at a rate 3.5 times higher than women?
Not liking this repeatedly blog about being sick once gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk
Make sure to spread this on your twitters lads.
It's made by a Muslim so it's confirmed not racist
>>52016841
why are "tolerant" people always threatening people with bodily harm and generally wishing people they don't agree with were dead?
>>52016816
i go through phases of pretend living as different people, if that counts
>>52016841
fucking lel
Lefties and their self-assured moral superiority is the worst meme there is.
>>52016844
tutting very loudly at you right now idiot child
>>52016892
she's a christian
>>52016884
Weak men maybe
NHS worker here
AMA
>>52016841
>and then cant afford treatment
but we have the NHS :^)
C H O O N
H
O
O
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61QzoFaYDQY
>>52016674
>This is the quality of bait you think is fitting for our thread
*Drunkenly stubbles about in front of you*
AEEEEEYYYY LADS GISS US A (YOU), GOD BLESS YE
IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8lWlEqcgY
Why is Universal Jobmatch so fucking shit?
oi bois
running the gamut of negative emotions this morning
>>52016958
good heavens
take these and clean yourself up you animal
>>52016958
>>52016958
>>52016958
>>52016958
>>52016958
>>52016958
>>52016934
Were you going to go on strike this month?
>>52016956
It's not bait.
Women are weaker than men so need more protection.
Might start posting pokemon theme tune lyrics as motivational posts
Racist OP tbqhwyf
>>52016975
Just go to the Jobcentreplus silly :3
got a funny exchange of posts here lads:
>>52016958
>>52016984
>>52016993
not a doctor
but IMO they should have gone on strike, Jeremy Hunt has no clue what he is doing, the man supports homeopathy ffs
and I say that as a conservative with a small c
requesting girls to post pictures of their legs as i will not be attending the party tonight and will not be seeing any legs of my own
thank you,
A
>>52016897
Because leftism is a mental illness.
>>52016923
But she literally says she's a Sunni Muslim human rights activist.
>>52017055
too busy rotting in my own metaphorical filth
>leftism is a mental illness
>>52017043
Tbf, homeopathy is a cheap way to make idiots feel better, so I can see why he's a fan.
>>52017099
you got any sauces to back that up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry3NzkAOo3s
>x with a small x
really fucking hate this shit
>>52017088
What hair? Is this the joke?
>>52017086
haha nice hahaha ;))) ;) xx lol hahaha :)))))) xx XP
>>52017121
WAHEYYYYYYYYY
having a satay pizza
Hello everybody, I am a Northerner with a small willy
>>52017134
thank god someone got it
was worried people would think I was a fool
>can't stand these lefties spreading their cultural marxism
>>52017157
*spits out VB* pffffshshhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!1
>>52017157
its actually 6in
>>52017157
hahah n*rtherners am I right lads
>i will not accept the impending islamification of the west
>>52017176
You are a fool, but not because of this joke xxxxx
>>52017028
Universal Jobmatch is their fucking site, you clapper
northerners are poor
>>52016892
How do I support this kind of thinking?
Seems like there's only two camps. Lefty liberals who want to let muslims walk all over them. And neo-nazis that want to gas them all.
>>52017048
Of course young Muslims would think ISIS is good if the media's been brainwashing them with lies about how evil ASSAD is for the last few years.
>>52017217
excellent post
>>52017214
hmm
going to cry tears of blood and vomit in the shower for a bit haha bbl x
Works christmas do today lads
who uni of bristol here?
is it sick?
pizza status (ok - went OK)
up next: maybe a wank. Might try out some ebony.
>let's call it what it is: white genocide
> Hungover
> Construction work outside woke me up
> Out of fags
> Out of paracetamol
> Literally nowhere to get a decent breakfast near me because they all shut down
Might just keep drinking lads
I HATE YOU
>>52017223
>muslim horse
terrifying
>>52017252
i dont really like the look of ebony weapons tbf and for that reason alone i avoid using them
>>52017239
disgusting
>>52017252
poor taste
>>52017263
bad lad
Shredded by hands trying to dismantle this bloomin' hanging decoration thing from my sister's room that seems to made mostly of barbed wire.
>>52017252
get this right
i JUST ate a pizza aswell
????????????
>>52017252
dISGUSTInG pOST 2Bh
>>52017241
>Works christmas do today lads
such a fucked up sentence haha
>>52017263
>Might just keep drinking lads
worked for me
12 more hours then I can sleep
>>52017309
haha good lad what toppings did you bless your tum tum with? xx
not doing a tree this year
>>52017368
rasheed
Gooooooooood morning
>>52017278
>that head though
What's Exeter like, lads?
>Hey dad I think I'm a girl
What do lads?
>>52017368
tree's arent for doing
>>52017368
Rasheed for days.
posting is going to get increasingly awful
just you wait
>>52017405
teach him what it means to be a girl
mum's already gone SPASTIC with the trees lads. One classic downstairs and she went and bought this fibre optic one to "show in the window". Cost her over $100 bucks and no one's going to see it. She spent 15 minutes talking to me about how she could run power too it.
now there's a giant stocking on the stairrail.
>mfw muslims on my facebook are going out of their way to show they're totally fine with christmas
>>52017402
after a week you'll want to Exit-er
> wake up
> remember that i lost all my anime last night
> cry
>>52017362
pepperoni n anchovies innit wbu
>>52017368
>not doing a tree this year
My tree's been up for a week already.
>>52017405
I'd stick my willy in that desu
>>52017402
i imagine this is the kind of thing that would haunt you when withdrawing from heroin
>>52017405
in the oven you go
>>52016598
excellent fucking edition desu
Morning lads
>>52017439
>$100 bucks
wuu2
>>52017465
Mudshits believe that their paedo prophet rode that thing to the Moon.
AWIGHT LOVE WANNA LIFT?
LICK MOI ARSEHOLE YEAH
https://youtu.be/YovrrYMnH_A?list=LLuBbVrgKZtoxd-Yid31ee3g
>>52017500
fuck off lorde
>give a girl my best pick up line
>she just says 'ahahahaha love it'
not a lot to go on lads
just killed my neighbours dog
>>52017505
>Mohammad was a paedophile and Islam is a violent death cult! I heard it from Sam Harris
>>52017500
His dad gave his mum a $100 buck for Christmas.
>>52017505
ahahaha how do religious people even function
>I consider myself a MGTOW
>>52017535
very bad lad
>>52017533
Well in lad
>>52017535
Exceptionally poor post
>>52017535
alri Christopher
(no one will get this reference)
Just had 2 fried eggs, 3 rashers of bacon and 1 slice of toast LMAO
ama
>i am not afraid of dogs
look at all these (You)s
>>52017572
Autism boy book, haven't read it in years
>>52017538
go away runt
>>52017583
Greedy piggy
>(no one will get this reference)
Haha, us 90s kids amirite lads?
>>52017583
Was it satisfying?
>>52017572
A very curious post my friend.
*winks*
*does special hand shake*
*gets diagnosed with autism*
>i am a wop
gonna do a drugs lads brb
Can we de-radicalise Extremist muslims with dank memes?
>>52017608
fuck off ren and stimpy was a good show
>>52017594
do you want a fucking medal or something
fuck off
>>52017535
Deece book desu lad
>>52017554
>>52017538
>>52017258
>>52017205
>>52017181
>>52017091
alright lad i think we've all been more than patient with you, it's time to go
>>52017624
DUDE
>I do drugs
just did a really dry poo lads
ama
>>52017624
Excellent lad
>>52017603
fair 2bh
>>52017613
it will be, but immediately after eating fried breakfast foods I always feel a bit queasy 2bh.
>>52017244
It's shit and overcrowded. The city is nice but the uni is bursting at the seams but the uni infrastructure is a flea's bollock away from collapsing
>>52017638
>He thinks it is one person
>>52017628
It wasn't even obscure cunt, it won awards and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yXqwUxyKYw
kek just realised sweden thinks we can see his posts
>go to work
>get bullied for drinking san pellegrino
>tfw no nights out in brizzle
>>52017624
what type doe
I could do with codeine, benzos and booze right now but I have stuff to do later and have no codeine or benzos lmao.
>Muhammad did not split the moon in two
>I do not do drugs
>tfw no qt eastern european gf
>>52017662
G-got any left?
>>52017674
yeah but i wasn't expecting people to know his name
>PARE
tempa t has his own road signs lads
>>52017691
>not living in London
heh, nice try kiddo.
>>52017695
smokin that 4/20 OG kush ganja ayy blaze it
>>52017613
Could go for some of that rn desu
Waiting for the pizza places to open for some hangover food.
>>52017729
nah pham
scraped the bacon fat into the bin though, you're welcome to fish those out and tuck in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAZ0S_W2t4
>>52017663
>mfw
do you study there?
>>52017737
>having the memory of a sieve
>>52017747
>tfw most events here get like "5 attending"
>>52017695
>being a fedora druggie
How are you dealing with your hangovers lads?
>Massive mug of strong sweet coffee
>Bacon and egg bap
>Fire roaring
>Blanket on the couch
>Soccer AM on the box
Doing a drive
I am incredibly hungover
Need some water desu
>>52017852
real human bean
What's this Swedish lad doing?
Don't quite understand it???
>>52017790
Triggering content
>>52017868
>being this new
>>52017852
Hey, we're crep brothers.
>>52017846
i wank to distract myself. can't let myself spunk though cos then the hangover catches up with me t b h
>>52017846
Currently just lying in bed
Need to get out and get some water but cannot be arsed
Got half a dominos left as well so that's nice
But I feel like shit
>>52017846
>bap
Good lad. The correct terminology.
>>52017846
>Soccer
welcome yank
>>52017801
yes
>>52017846
if you can eat you're not hungover
>I'm Australian
>>52017846
Sat in bed listening to choons
greasy breakfast
water
Coffee is a good idea, will go brew a nice moka pot W E W
>>52017852
>I drive
>>52017879
>>being this new
>>52017846
I work nights, no hangover for me but i'm tired as fuck
foretelling a wank
>>52017903
Set me some water senpai
Please
Haha just took a cheeky poo, what a sinker!
>>52017846
had a shower
brushed a teeth
wriggled into my fluffy dressing gown to endure the rest of the day in a safe place
>>52017911
No lad if you can't eat you have alcohol poisoning
>>52017723
I'll be your GF if you let me escape this country
need to go shopping but hate going out what do
Northerners are poor and have a poor quality of life but we should not pity them as they brought this circumstance upon themselves
>'London has surpassed Berlin as the world's best nightlife city'
Discuss
>>52017980
This may be an issue
>>52017959
hhahaha good lad doin us proud
>I believe in Muslim rape gangs
>>52017948
I work behind a bar.
Hangovers from going out, no money from drinking and always tired.
And my girlfriend is really hot and won't move. Had to open the window fml.
Alri lads, I need a car that says "I'm a business man but I also like fun".
Was thinking of getting an Audi TT.
>>52017959
>no crafty layer of paper to prevent splashback
australians truly are savages t b h
>>52017981
ok meet me at bournemouth train station in 2 days
wear your prettiest dress
>>52017998
i reckon london has surpassed berlin as the world's best nightlife city
don't believe this many people on /brit/ went out last night t b h, got some fibbers here
>Northerners are poor and have a poor quality of life but we should not pity them as they brought this circumstance upon themselves
>australians
well, I guess at least they aren't yanks or cankeks
>>52018012
font
morrisons had 70cl of JD for £20, then around the corner, 1L for £15, madness
>>52018013
Alfa Romeo
>>52018037
I didn't go out la
>>52018016
But I don't have the money to travel to Bournemouth senpaitachi
>>52018037
Got absolutely cunted desu senpai
>>52018013
that says "it's 2003 and i'm a drug dealer" lad
>I'm from the South
>>52018071
>K pop fan didn't go out last night
Shocker.
>>52017885
Good lad
>>52017909
what do you study? have an offer form them and wanted to make it my first choice
>>52017998
I'd rather be in London than Berlin for a night out but
>taking RA this serious
Also why is Switzerland alone without a city?
amazing creature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8
Might go maccies lads and try that christmas chicken burger
>>52018015
>not pooing in such a way that you hit the shallows
>LITERALLY NEEDING
>A FLOTATION DEVICE
>>52018098
Fridays are usually dead anyway le
>>52018079
i will paypal you the money upon proof of femininity
>I believe there is such a thing as a native Briton
Trump is retarded.
Doesn't he realise if you ban Muslims only outlaws will have Muslims
>>52018013
jaguar f type
>>52018013
Alfa Tbh
>>52018098
Not him but I'm going out tonight lad
>I support Trump
>oh look, the feminazis are at it again, don't they realise men are superior?
Hugged more girls last night than most of you have ever in your life
>>52018169
Back from night shift fa͏m?
>>52018119
>Aussies have shallow and deep ends in their toilets
So you have tides too? A lifeguard?
>>52018013
BMW M135i
Cracking things
>I'm anti-Egaltiarian
>>52017998
>The North is a better place to go out than LA or Barcelona
Wew
>>52018192
>hugged
check out this pimp mack daddy
>>52018218
Fuck off Rawls
>>52018192
>Hugging is his bragging right
>stop posting these gooks
>>52018219
Obviously skewed by how popular the use of RA is for tickets in different regions.
But yeah LA is a dull, shit city in general.
>>52018192
>Hugged
>>52018212
You ever seen that show bondi rescue? Yeah its just like that
>>52018130
here desu
>>52018246
>Fuck off Rawls
>>52018192
>hugged
>>52018065
>>52018168
There's nothing in the Alfa range which is worthwhile at the moment tbqh
>>52018271
hmmmmm
>twinings classic breakfast
>pg tips
>ahmad tea
which is your fave?
might as well post some tits or something since janny's clearly finally an hero'd
>>52018289
the giulia senpai
>>52018271
ZAGREB
A
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>>52018200
Yea morning m8, might be going on mornings soon though since I applied for a different position internally, hows your day going?
>>52018268
Kek
>>52018200
That's me not him lad
>>52018271
inconclusive tbf
>>52018313
b-b-but the fast one isn't out till next year
>>52018301
>Anything but Clipper or Twinings
>>52018016
mfw someone else from bournemouth
where u at brah t. westbourne
>>52018309
Looks like you've just posted a pair lad! Lol!
>might as well post some tits or something since janny's clearly finally an hero'd
muslims are a danger to the free world
>>52018289
get an old GT
>>52018376
don't do that
>>52018326
Things were simpler when it was just 2 posters la
>>52018324
imposter
>muslims are a danger to the free world
>>52018376
>how to look like a desperate travelling salesman: The car
>>52018362
>chatting shit about big man nige
>>52018343
the quadrifoglios? february of next year isnt that far away
lads remember to wear a jacket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>52018376
Stick to what you know Bruce
Think I'm the last person left in my house haha
Might go do a wank on someone's cereal
>>52018105
philosophy
it's a nice place, but expensive. everyone is a posh cunt no matter what halls you're in. Libraries/study spaces are always full. Irrelevant and out of the way student union that is still is shit and tries to make itself relevant too hard.
Generally relaxed and nice place to be though, the students seem to have some sense sometimes. If you get yourself into shit and have a good reason they will be really good about it.
My advice is if you like the city then come. The facilities balance out to average and the teachers tend to be pretty good. Tipping point is whether you want to spend your time in bristol or not.
>>52018398
I've only posted members from twice desu, yesterday it was Sana
Got into kpop with them
http://strawpoll.me/6243756
http://strawpoll.me/6243756
Guys why is this autistic swede doing this
>I study philosophy
>>52018489
who?
not noticing anything
How many kpop lads in /brit/?
>>52018489
all he wants is a (You)
don't give him the satisfaction
>>52018402
how many fucking fedora pictures do you even have
>>52018489
because hes autistic and a swede
The only Alfa I'd buy is an old GTA
The whole "you're not a petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa" thing is rubbish imo, not because I don't like Alfas, just because people who say that are usually plebs
>>52018493
Please don't tip, I will get enough of those when forced to work as a waitor for the rest of my life because of my useless degree
>how many fucking fedora pictures do you even have
>I have not filtered the Swedish flag
>>52018520
I am not even through the first folder yet.
>>52018489
Why even mention it? Why do you think he does it for free?
enjoying some chicken soup w noodles and bread and milk lads :) x
>>52018535
the 159 and the 75 still look amazing imo
>>52018542
>tip
>waitor
Fuck off Yank
>>52018489
filter sweden
it's the same guy who has a folder full of ugly looking Brits 2bh. He's got an unhealthy fixation on us.
>>52018477
is 'a danger to the free world' and 'incompatible with western values' any different?
also the title should be 'islam' not 'muslims'
>dumb cunt woman shared her pathetic wordpress blog on facebook
>"immensely personal and heart felt blog about the past few, and possibly toughest months of my life."
>basically she was sad for a few months then went to a doctor and got pills and feels better now
>has a boyfriend, job, and a house in london
women have no concept of what anxiety, depression or loneliness is.
poo lads haha
like and comment if you agree
>>52018592
>>52018592
>>52018592
NEW EARLY THREAD
>Petrolhead
I don't want to know anyone that would identify with this moniker.
inb4 hat
>Drank enough last night to turn into a semi normie
>Spent a while chatting up this high test slag
>Bought her a few wickeds
>Got one of those Uber ride shares back home with her and her mate
>Felt her hand squeezing my cock through my trousers
>Unironically say 'thanks'
>She doesn't ask me in when we get to hers
>Go home, wank thinking about it, cum in 10 seconds
>>52018573
Yeah they're still beautiful.
Not overly keen on their current design language. Think it went a bit south after the 8C, which was just stunning.
>>52018633
>thanks
lel
>>52018633
>>Unironically say 'thanks'
>>52018608
>>women
>>52018357
charminster
>>52018448
my other offers are york and manchester
for politics
bristol is probably the best choice
>>52018784
classic
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