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Liara edition
baka desu senpai
having a look
Tali better
I don't go around breaking young girls hearts
My weeb friend was telling me how he almost got laid. It made me realise how much of a fucking loser I am since I've never even touched another girl.
doing a fucked
>>52012442
Agreed desu lad.
>>52012433
>california
yuck
>>52012449
this might help
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/dec/11/my-teenage-son-cant-talk-to-girls
>>52012442
>>52012454
Rasheed
>>52012456
More like "California, yum"
>tfw no American bf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i8oPmQxsfQ
>i use extra flags
>>52012528
it me
>>52012512
Amazing
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
Back to hell with you Ruskies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE
>>52012535
ayyyyyy ;)
doing a post
>>52012581
having a look
why are canadians such fucking spergs?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vtTXqEFiWN
undergoing a wank
>>52012609
KEK
>>52012609
bit mean
weighing the pros and cons of a wank
having a think *original meme do not steal*
calculating the success rate of a wank
>>52012701
put a durex on
doing a spreadsheet of my wanks
>>52012606
They have a massive superiority complex
On /brit/ specifically, there's this one autist who posts horrendous gimmicks prolifically
>>52012609
what is this
I wish Canada wasn't incompetent and had at least one nuclear sub
imagine it would be pretty shit being on one after a while though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3D3Vuo98o4
>>52012609
he never did headbutt me at lan desu
>>52012720
Haha me and that lad have GREAT banter
>>52012719
>>52012701
>>52012672
>>52012611
just had one, was quite good
bit of whiskey (or should i say rum) dick
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ieL5cQyIyY
committing to a wank
This weird gritty stuff keeps accumulating on my face lads. It doesn't wash off with water either, I have to get a dry towel and scrub it off
>>52012754
Is he the one that's been posting obscure 80s autism simulators lately or is that another, newer, autist
>>52012741
also just so you know im expecting a written apology sometime today
>>52012793
for what
weak cunt
>>52012778
5k in what? What shitty meme moba is this lad talkin boot
*doesn't suck your arse*
>>52012791
I'm posting them because the thread is dead and boring now and only neckbeards are up talking about masturbation theories
also I'm playing in a window while I monitor /brit/
this mosquito is going experience a huge amount of muscular force being exerted upon it in the very very imminent future
for 6 hours ive put up with its games; no more
>>52012778
all me
>>52012822
dota 2
>>52012827
Yeah but are you the one who was spamming Simpsons gifs for months?
sleeping pattern is bollocksed
>>52012822
me on the left
woah
just found out THAILAND and TAIWAN are different countries!
could you believe it?
>i monitor /brit/
Ok janny. Fuck off you smug fuck (smuck)
>>52012449
>tfw i've hugged more than 20 girls this year
>>52012857
>Canadian education
>>52012808
this post >>52011383 plus generally abysmal attitude
>tfw no pure christian jap gf
JUST
>>52012872
>(smuck)
trademarking this
>>52012851
mine has been for 1.5 months
but from tomorrow it all changes as im offski
>>52012845
yea but I got a new computer so not all my folders are moved over yet
who /allnighter/
converting to islam should be considered cultural appropriation then lefties won't do it
>>52012891
is that a bib?
>>52012904
Fuck off fat cunt it's mine
Who /extraflags/ here?
>>52012934
never understood cultural appropriation and why its a bad thing
poostralia haha
>>52012939
Too late
Post it again and I'll see you in court
>>52012929
me lmao
>>52012955
not you wahey!
>>52012955
excluding myself no one of note
gaynada lmaoooooooo
>>52012938
Can you set your region mate
>>52012961
it's not, it's just another excuse to hate whitey
>>52012875
You're not one of those guys who asks girls for hugs when they're really really not into it but they do it reluctantly anyway to avoid making things too awkward, are you?
...btw is this actually a type of person? I only know one person like this and he's a walking cringe.
>>52012989
*sets it to so called isis*
Might suck a cock for the banter, haha, right lads?
>>52012955
The developer is doxing everyone who uses it
Don't believe me? Go look at the source on github
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/12/what-being-hijabi-really-like/
currently reading this lads
thoughts?
>>52013014
... Stop
/pol/ is trying to get #RememberRotherham to be a thing.
Join in if you have a twitter
Dear god
give me a kyary gf
thank you
>>52012999
No, I never ever initiate hugs or any physical contact. Women are always touching my arm/shoulder but I just can't do that, not a touchy person.
>>52013046
sent :^)
#RememberToBuyMilk
>>52013014
I've looked through the source desu, I was going to modify it but got so far and forgot about it.
who else /norealfriends/ here?
>>52013070
>he's here
>>52013086
me lmao
>>52013086
you dont get to bring friends
who /noanimefriends/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbk4BmCkFo
>>52013070
>thainonce doxxing is preferable to the other doxxing
interesting concept
Any canadians familiar with the canadian author "margaret atwood"?
We had to study her book "cat's eye" in year 12 for english. Shit book made me hate canada.
>>52013086
you don't have any friends? HAHHAAHHAHA
*points and laughs at you*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
having a listen (link related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA
conceiving a wank
>>52013121
the guy even uses a third party website to autodetect regions. Also I wasn't planning to release my mod.
>>52013086
I lost them but I have one left
>>52013026
Infinite Chan started it, they're just looking for more numbers since they don't have many people over there.
>>>/pol/58179110
What do u guys even do in this thread?
>>52013147
selfish git
>>52013160
contemplate wanks
>>52013026
tbf that's like our 9/11, it deserved way more outrage than it got.
>>52013160
this is the patriarchy HQ, we discuss ways to oppress women
manspreading was poleaboo's idea
don't tell the feminists
>>52013172
He's here
>>52013160
expose the hypocrisy of the cultural paradigm
Status update:
+can no longer smell sick
+don't feel totally drunk off my nut
+its closer to normie hours then before
-hands still smell not matter how much i clean them
-I havent had any sleep
>>52013176
>Implying anyone would want a greasemonkey script I made
>>52013179
Hi Thailad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Thailand, I watched a documentary on Pol Pot earlier. Opinions on him? I think he was cute but shouldn't have been so mean & genocidal.
NEW MOTORWAY UP TO DUBLIN
>>52013202
you forgot +shitposting like theres no tomorrow
r8 my fashion lads
>>52013226
that's a given
>>52013226
tomorrows a long way away
>tfw favourite club in the city is shutting down
all good things must come to an end
>>52013224
underrated tyrant, killed a lot of people but isn't really recognised because nobody really gives a fuck about Cambodians
>>52013240
furente peo
>>52013212
>haha NOOBS. I'm a leet hacker! You would never want what I'VE got in store >:)
Fuck off thailad. You're basically a blue tick wanker
>>52013240
I'm just impressed you managed to take a screenshot
>>52013132
i don't need your shit, goddamn fucking leaf
>>52013179
don't even bother pretending you don't fuck kids m8
>>52013265
lol wot
>>52013179
>thainonce trying to pretend he hates childabuse
>>52013240
Unwarranted self-importance
>>52013271
*takes pants off*
HAHHAHAAHAHAH
*slips richard into your mouth*
FUCKING FAGGOT HAHAHHA
SLEEP ME UP
>>52013300
>richard
Are you my posh aunty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfA85yjukcQ
CANT SLEEP UP
>>52013278
>>52013291
>you must be a nonce if you live in Thailand.
It's not like the UK isn't like the noncist place on the planet although I hate to say it.
>>52013307
WAHEY too many trips down the dublin motorway, not enough down the treadmill am i right lads?
>>52013318
>people like this exist
>>52013334
was just gimmicking haha
no need to get your childrens knickerrs in a twist
>>52013266
;)
>>52013295
>american
>female
wudnt expec u to appreciate/understand my empyrean posting
>clubbing? hmm no thanks, too DEGENERATE for me, I prefer to stay home and listen to anime OST's and metal
>>52013352
Yeah, I'll try not to
might have a cup of coffee
>>52013402
had one approximately an hour ago
prefer tea
>>52013369
I don't get banter that's why I'm here
>>52013318
blacky blacky p blacky p blacky blacky p na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaa blacky blacky p blacky p blacky blacky p
>>52013402
might do an earl grey desu
*filters italy*
hmm that was easy
*tick tock, tick tock*
Got a lot to do lads
* poo
* shower
* wank
* pizza
Better start soon
just found out
>>52013435
hey
>>52013465
alri
*filters United Kingdom*
ahhh thats better
Things to do:
Apply thermal paste to CPU
Reflash Android tablet
wash the pots
laundry
cba
>>52013502
you forgot
>Abuse children
syrian refugee here
ama
>>52013479
best lad
>>52013502
Lad i have to do the first one too! Getting hot down under its almost mid december.
Got any tips?
BENJEH
>>52013454
wanker
>>52013528
A pee sized blob in the middle. Nothing else despite what some people say.
quick wank and bed i think nn lads
Been working for the last 6.5 hours. Might do a breakfast.
>>52013554
Bet you're used to pee sized things aren't you?
feeling a bit irritable want to punch a cunt or summat
SUN
COME UP
>>52013581
what does that even mean? I hate this place
tfw no qt oxford attending british lass who sings in a serious choir
>>52013598
Oxbridge girls are either SJWs or posh af. You're not missing out on anything.
I think when new zealand change their flag they should be banished from /brit/
'tis an insult
>>52013619
I wanna sniff their jiff still
>>52013619
tell me then anon... are there any british qts that would be with an american?
>>52013624
im illegally posting here, call the police
>>52013619
the two aren't mutually exclusive
in fact, the posher the more SJW I've found
>the doings of foreign countries affect me emotionally
>pasta
gagging for chubby girls lads
got a promising lead on tinder but she's 20 kilometres away
>>52013656
I thought all posh people were conservatives.
>>52013642
You can get qts from pretty much any country as long as you're attractive. The only exceptions are the more traditional countries that don't want to race mix. You'd be fine in pretty much any first-world country though.
Although if you can't score in your own country, you have no chance in any other country.
>>52013660
Italy isn't even a real country, fuck off
doing some VERY eggy farts
love u really as you well know
>>52013678
lol, that's no problem here in murica. a sophisticated british girl just appeals to me senpai
>>52013677
Some are. Most are the worst kind of champagne socialist type though. The kind that will go on rallies saying fuck the tories then spend thousand on paying an accountant to avoid tax altogether.
with the lads, lads
alri lads
hate you really and going to mentally torture you by making you wonder if I am gimmicking or not
>>52013715
good lad, lad
>>52013731
doubt any of us would care enough for it to be 'torture' desu
What is the earliest acceptable time to put the washing machine on?
>>52013749
this was aimed at a particular individual
>>52013714
We need a benevolent dictator, democracy just doesn't feel like an option anymore when you consider the people who vote.
>tfw no local bakery
>not even a Greggs
The one thing I miss about home desu
>tfw no lads
kill me
>>52013769
my nigga
I'm pissing purple lads waheey
>>52013731
im afraid that plan will come to naught for your mind is as transparent as glass to me
>music videos with talking in the middle and sound effects of what's happening in the video.
watching videos about australian kebabs
ama
>>52013803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui_YY5mJZT4
hmm
>>52013790
Pregnant
>>52013790
what the fug
>>52013805
>On 11 December 2005 the south Sydney suburb of Cronulla was the scene of violence as ‘patriotic’ Australians clashed with people perceived to be immigrants. The stabbings and beatings of that day led to a summer of aggression that plagued the Shire. Photographer Andrew Quilty captured the unfolding anarchy
I just heard about this for the first time the other day.
>>52013759
>we
brought 2 litres of spirits back with me from duty free, customs didn't stop me the twats haha
>>52013821
haha i was talking about LITERAL kebabs lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuVFF5ihdxs
want a needy asian gf
>>52013836
you madman
>>52013852
im sure your bed can fit 2 people comfortably
giss a bump lads
>>>/b/656942677
>>52013862
it can't fit one at one moment desu
>>52013870
>/b/
you cannot be serious
alri lads
fukin ell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmsIj0UZOrE
>>52013889
sorry rasheed
>I post on /b/
>>52013884
what a coincidence I just started listening to kpop
are you back form your nightshift?
>>52013812
I kind of get the girls are cute etc. but I can't listen to kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODA-1TTzcSA
Thai pop isn't bad and I can actually understand most of it.
>>52013828
yeah?
>>52013844
oh lol
>thought you were a Jez
>marathon Peep Show again
>realise you're a Mark
>>52013888
>going out of your way to look up things about jeremy kyle
bad pasta nigger
>>52013902
That's not me la
>>52013882
>>52013902
i'll use /b/ to try and get a good cause going, aye.
absolutely NEED to stick my dick into a chubby girl and make her sweat and smell like a juicy christmas ham
>>52013917
why are you up at this ungodly hour then
>>52013918
>/b/
>try
>good cause
pretty good kek pham
>>52013902
>I just started listening to kpop
dont do that
>>52013909
there isnt a hint of jez in me
>>52013923
thanks for the mental picture
>>52013909
We're all Marks here. We wish we were Jez, but we're just not.
need a sexual orgasm
>>52013925
I wake up at 6 for work usually, and don't like resetting my circadian rhythm on the weekend la
>>52013906
where in the united kingdom do you live mate?
>>52013933
not as pathetic as mark but more autistic
Check it out: poo
>>52013946
fair enough
just had a little worry about my sleeping schedule
might have to go to bed at 10 today to fix this error
Despise arrogant students
>>52013931
really hold her slippery body down like the engorged eel she is and make her call me daddy
>>52013949
I don't live in the United Kingdom, does that mean I'm not a British citizen?
>>52013971
good post
>>52013971
dont like most students tbf
>>52013909
More of a super hands myself
Watching porn with guys doing unprotected anal with thai prostitutes, bit risky?
>>52013977
do you vote in British elections?
listening to cars again
>>52013988
you might get aids
arguing on /pol/ lads
>>>/pol/58182382
look at this autismo
/x/ is pretty awful
>>52013988
Slap a direct on your Richard
>>52013927
how is it not a good cause and how am i not trying
dumb prick
>>52013996
FUCKING KEK
>>52013992
I could by post, but no.
HERE IN MY CHAIR
>>52013968
what kpop you listening to fa͏m?
>>52013996
>/pol/
you're nearly as bad
especially because you like Dr*ke
*makeshift screw (a screwdriver funnily enough) i put in my chair to stop the back falling out falls out*
*falls out of my chair*
>>52014037
Drake is the only thing to come out of Canada
>>52014033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc909eoH2wo
this
really quite like it
>>52013996
he's right, chart music is for automatons. he's sperging a bit but he's right.
>>52014052
you forgot maple syrup
>>52014041
*points and laughs*
>>52013981
there is such a thing as arrogant students tbvh, some go to uni and get im-a-bigboy-now syndrome. have a couple of friends who ive known for a very long time, but now cant get on with because theyve become somewhat insufferable. might be just a phase or might not who knows
doing a shiver
>>52014016
Rasheed
>>52014065
*cries*
>>52014074
desu i don't even think its a gimmick lmao
""friends""" all turned to self important cunts
drake fans should be massacred tbf
>>52014058
t. anime OST pro
ok mandem, r8 what i 8 today
>soup
>whole wheat bread
>almonds
>water
>>52014082
I shilled for UKIP pretty hard online, gib Rorke points.
Another good song. A choon if you will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGCwUoKWcxs
>>52014092
no worries lad, im your friend
>>52014092
I'm sorry.
*helps you up*
*hugs you*
>>52014097
Don't watch anime
>>52014116
t. metal pro
>>52014106
why didn't you vote?
Also considering how normal you are your political views are edgy as fuck
>>52014092
are you sure you havent just become more autistic
for in my case thats admittedly a factor
>>52014129
>UKIP
>Edgy
t. brainwashed lefty
>>52014128
Nope, and you won't pigeonhole me. Your compatriot destroyed you in that debate, Drake is explicitly designed for unconscious drones to consume.
>>52014142
>wants to live under a dictator
>hates democracy
>>52014140
no
they all claimed they were too busy to message me
one in particular who went to a uni in london claimed to be too busy to invite me out for the occasional night out
no logic, just thought inviting me would make him less popular
>>52014129
Actually I never registered to vote. I would need to do that first. I never liked the idea of the electoral roll being public access. It's the most doxxable thing out there.. all you need is a person's name.
http://www.searchelectoralroll.co.uk/Electoral_Roll_Search.asp
Also I don't think supporting UK independence is all that edgy.
>>52014153
>music is an intellectual pursuit and I will ONLY listen to music that makes me look smart, only roaches disagree
>>52014172
i thought you said you ignored messages or summat
Why do we tolerate muslims? Why did we import muslims and not hindus or sikhs? Europe is fucked.
https://clyp.it/rqydibb5
>>52014101
Skeletor\10
>>52014180
that was after a series of events, involving them telling my dad about my habits
>>52014181
Gurdeep
>Nope, and you won't pigeonhole me. Your compatriot destroyed you in that debate, Drake is explicitly designed for unconscious drones to consume.
exercising the left arm as its marginally weaker
(but still bigger than most or u dyels legs lmao)
Basement Jaxx are underrated, quite a lot of decent tunes.
>>52014204
Chong Wan Kok
>>52014179
>just turn your brain off bro
>>52014219
What's your deadlift maggot
going to put the washing on at 8am
the normans may complain, and i will not listen
>>52014101
4/10
r8 me:
>half a bottle of vodka
>two chicken, tomato, cucumber, and feta cheese sandwiches
>two portions of an abominable, yogurt-based chicken alfredo pasta with slices of potatoes and green beans
>water
>I DONT want 0 immigrants. We should only take Hindus and Sikhs.
>>52014254
Cirrhosis of the Liver/10
>>52014262
sikhs are bro tier tbf
squad goals
>>52014193
>involving them telling my dad about my habits
wat
is this what having close friends is like
i cant imagine any conceivable situation in which my friends from school would even consider contacting my parents (excluding death or serious injury)
I went to /b/ today and I saw a thread called "FLORIDA GIRLS". I don't get it. Is it hotter knowing they live in the same area as you or something?
>>52014266
Pandeep
>>52014266
Padjeet Singh
Want this guy as PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBQonH_L9eQ
>>52014266
too far
nice digits though
>I went to /b/ today
>runner
>asked for a new jug whatever the cup the fuck it's called so I can drink while running
>mum gets me a screw off lid thing
>every time I try using it while running I spill water all over the fuck
>might as well take a fucking plastic cup full out with me
>she gets herself a 10/10 pengaleng beautiful swagadon one that you don't have to spill all over yourself and you can just suck the top instead, just to use in her stupid dance group
she did this on purpose the fucking whore
im fuming
i have to go out in like 10 minutes, i'm taking her one the fucking bitch can just deal with it tbqh
>>52014277
they thought it was going to kill myself
(they weren't wrong)
don't think they told him that though, otherwise my dads a bit of a fool desu
its very complicated desu and i don't want to blog about it
>>52014265
I'll have killed myself long before vodka kills my liver
>>52014278
it;s that famous song 'i wish they all could be florida girls'
Almost a year
keep on trucking, it gets better lads
>>52014307
Good riddance hahaha
>>52014225
>ah yes here I am in the club, drunk with my friends, time for a think
>>52014321
you too
>>52014266
Gurdeep
Islam's Latest Contributions to Peace
2015.12.11 (Kolofata, Cameroon) - Islamists strap a 13-year-old girl with explosives and send her into a house, killing at least eleven inside.
2015.12.11 (Kabul, Afghanistan) - A guard is killed when a Taliban suicide bomber detonates at the Spanish embassy.
2015.12.10 (Kamuya, Nigeria) - Religion of Peace activists bicycle into a village and massacre fourteen civilians, some by decapitation.
2015.12.10 (Mosul, Iraq) - A female teacher is dragged before a caliphate firing squad and executed.
2015.12.10 (Tal Tamr, Syria) - Three suicide car bombers take out scores bystanders at a hospital and market square.
2015.12.09 (Baghdad, Iraq) - A holy warrior with a suicide vest detonates at a Shiite mosque, sending eleven worshippers straight to Allah.
I DON'T NEED YOUR CIVIL WAWARRRR
>>52014331
>sunnis
>>52014296
>rageteen
cant buy your own then you deserve what you get
>>52014331
>when a none muslim says Islam is a peaceful religion.
Just literally wot tho.
Question:
Should I put the pillows themselves in the wash?
If not, how do I clean them?
>>52014373
you don't
Buying myself the koran for christmas
going to highlight all the bad passages with a highlighter pen, defacing the holy book, lol
>>52014300
oh well you can tell some other time
anyway is this literally you
>>52014382
But they are covered in sick
>>52014373
buy new ones every 6 months or so
>>52014373
toss em in the wash, cold cycle or very low temp
>>52014373
Yeah every once in a while
Imagine making love to this bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xip6TQcz3lA
>>52014396
billionaire
>>52014398
so i need to do them separately from the covers
long 4 man
>>52014373
yep, the label will tell you temp etc. Take a while to dry out and dont do more than 2 at a time with a normal washing machine, they hold a lot of water and the spin cycle can get a bit fierce with too much weight.
>>52014396
>buy new ones every 6 months
Check out mr billionaire over here
>>52014414
>>52014425
pillows aren't expensive unless you want some mad memory foam ones or something.
like 4 for a 10ner at Argos.
>>52014414
depends on what load your washing machine can handle. if you can, you can do them together
Alright, followup question
How do I clean my mattress?
it won't fit in my washing machine
MAN OUT FOR A RUN NOW
DON'T TRY COMING AFTER ME, YOU WONT CATCH UP
>>52014425
vile girl
>>52014446
yeh it will try harder
>>52014436
>he doesn't buy Siberian goose down standard pillows
>>52014451
pasta nigger
>>52014394
you're not going to get it out
buy a new one
>fucking ill as fuck right now
why hasn't flu been cured yet lads?
>>52014446
wash it with water, soap and maybe some bleach and let it air dry
>>52014446
1 TBSP laundry detergent, 1 quart cold water, mix together, scrub, let dry.
It's what google told me
How does Argos still operate in the age of the internet?
>>52014467
lel, 2 cheap ones stuffed into 1 pillow case is as good as anything imo. Like 3 quid here
>>52014446
I've thrown up in my sleep a few times and I've always thrown my pillows out. Never even cleaned the mattress though, think the pillows absorbed most of it, lucky I'm a side sleeper.
>>52014486
Sometimes you need stuff right now, not in 24hrs
I'd be fucked without Argos. Seriously in the last year I've rushed there 4 times.
>>52014486
They sell a lot online themselves
Lots of their stores have probably closed
They can maintain some stores in busier locations because people will always enjoy spending entire days buying stupid shit in soulless shopping malls
had too much caffeine feel twitchy with slight headache
>>52014524
what for famalama?
>>52014543
caffeine intoxication is extremely unpleasant
>>52014564
sos ur mum
>>52014582
woah, unnecessary
