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late night edition
martha stewart
tfw no qt gf who likes to cook or bake really nice things for me
send qt help
>>52008766
Do you live alone?
ALRI LADS ;)
Jesus fucking christ he is so autistic and she so clearly hates him but she's gotta get than green card so she's just going to pump out his baby and deal with his autism
just spent the last 3 hours wanking lads fucking BIG cum in the end nearly took me head off
Been here for 3 hours and I've wrote 1 line of code lmao
>Brit thread
>no Brits
>>52008825
no
awaiting my parents to sort my shit out at 8pm
my plan is to stay awake till 9 and everything will be okay
ASdASGASDjas[doas[pjwhihgsdpofas[d
>>52008804
>tfw no hosuewife gf
Going to the shops but there's a good chance my car will die on the way
fun
having my nightly intake of pre bed carbs lads.
tonight its mashed sweet potato and a bit of dark chocolate
very patrician dessert desu
>>52008858
Right so what exactly is the problem
>>52008862
all gf's are housewife gf's
>>52008855
looks like my 3 hours was better than urs lad
>>52008853
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO TF UP?????
been here for 3 hours and have done about 15 lines of coke lmao
>>52008826
They don't have to be your soulmates, just talk about some shit, watch TV, make some jokes.
It's easy once you get into the swing of it t bh
Also, it's true that if you don't really want friends it becomes a lot harder to make and keep them.
>>52008865
why
>>52008895
My bed smells of absolute shit (this means i cannot sleep)
I smell of absolute shit (this means i am uncomfortable)
In an effort to deal iwth the above problem all windows are open (this means i am extremely cold)
also i have been sick on my suit, so it needs proper cleaning
ASDasF JUST
Waifu claimed
>>52008904
IT'S LIT FAMILEE
>>52008904
>tfw 10:42 here
>tfw going to sleep within an hour and some of yall niggaz will prolly still b awake when i get to bed
yall b crazy
WE BUILT THIS CITY
>>52008965
on sick and rum
BURN
IT
DOWN
>>52008961
its only 5 pussioooo
anyone been keked this year lads? my new years resolution will be to not get keked 2016
>>52008941
>all windows are open
billionaires out
Threw another bottle at the niggers lads. Someone started shouting at me but couldn't find me.
groped a girls bum at the work Christmas party lads
Wasn't like I just did it sneaky, she put my hand there
>>52008941
Have a shower and sleep on the couch
>>52009007
my big windows are locked to prevent my jumping out of them
FUCKS SAKE
>>52008938
engine tapping, can't figure it out
Probably the valve clearance but I don't have the inclination or tools to mess with it right now
>>52008995
take it to the next level and make your resolution to kek someone else big time
>>52008941
This >>52009034
Or
Warp yourself with a duvet cover and pillow/cusion and sleep on the floor in the living room if you have to
listening to 80s pop hits
fuck why are my hands so damn cold
>>52009040
funny how you said I was descending into madness earlier ain't it lad
seems the proverbial shoe is on the proverbial foot now hahaha
>>52009097
FUCK OFF
ALL MY WINDOWS ARE OPEN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>52009016
Fuck you, you little prick, if I hadn't sat on my arse the last 3 weeks playing vidya and exercised I woulda caught you and your 3 mates
>>52009113
You make this harder on yourself. Go sleep in the spare bed
>>52009103
YES
how did i get here
i can't remeber the end of film night
i couldve doxxed myself and be none the wiser
jesus fuck
Anyone else here tried the GCHQ Christmas puzzle? I'm currently working on part 5.
>>52009097
Weak heart
Low blood circulation
>>52009168
or it could be because hes a canadian and its winter
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
>>52009128
Literally a lone wolf lad.
A spanish guy yelled at me. The niggers are quiet this month. Must be too cold for them.
>>52009139
no because then my parents will say
"you are an alcoholic get help"
must be self sustaining
>>52009168
I got warm hands but cold fingers, that's normal right?
absolutely confused right now lads
>>52009196
No your hands shouldn't be cold all the time
My mum gets that sometimes, she had frostbite when she was younger an it messe up the blood flow to her hands
this year i want to meet a gf who has connections that can get me a well paying job
>get qt gf to hang out with
>get extra income so i dont have to live pay check to pay check
>excess income and a warm place for your penis
pls santa let it come true
>>52009235
that's what you get for being a nation of morons 2bh
>>52009227
No, even worse
Never felt this lonely desu
are any of my lads/lasses awake
someone keep my company in the cold cold night
>>52009227
>>52009268
yes its even worse
it means you have jewish blood
Saw a homeless man sleeping on the street and I had an urge to kick him. Anyone else get this feeling too?
>>52009208
If you think they're loud call the police
Little shits round mine are horrible, doors been smashed, neighbours windows smashed in too. Lay off the bottles man, if you get caught you're fucked anyways
>>52009286
absolute sociopath
>>52009286
Not a psychokiller senpai
>>52009255
it won't
>>52009298
I called the police last month when a guy was beat up and left in the street.
>>52009260
when your diet consists of maple syrup and cheap canadian beer this is what happens
they're even dumber than americans and our stats are negatively skewed by black people and mexicans
my god canada cant do anything right -_-
Is mutt racker never coming back?
>>52009310
he isn't a real live wire?
>>52009313
canadians are more american than they are british m8
we belong here as much as you do except for the whole having a queen on your money thing. youre one of us.
>>52009268
>>52009285
Fuck, it's been fun. Looks like I'll never find the One Piece
>>52009272
Who are your lads/lasses
>-_-
alright
keyboard is clean
room still smells
can i fix it?
can bob help me?
find out more later!
>>52009352
A FUCKING LEAF
>>52009374
bucks/yorks/scouses/somerset/norhtern ireland/hunts
theres too many.
fucks sake
>>52009386
please only serious replies
POO
PEE
LAND
>>52009330
Call again then, as soon as it gets too loud. No matter what the police do leave it, don't retaliate
>>52009417
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>52009413
I'M NOT YOUR LASS? DROPPED.
>>52009426
N O V A S C O I A A
Might do a sleep in the computer lab desu
>>52009413
>didn't mention me
>>52009446
I SAID
I GAVE UP
LOOK
ITS HARD T OTHINK
MY MIND IS FILLED WITH THE SMELL OF SICK CONING FROM MY BED
I LITERALL
Y
FEEL AWFUL
>>52009413
arse off tripcunt cunt
>>52009471
east midlands/cornwall/devon/hampshite/grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/ulster/////londer
>>52009478
removed my temporary trip i am sure
what happens in the UK on st.paddys day
>>52009538
We refuse sale of potatoes to irishmen and relive the good times.
>>52009513
regional flags are trips you utter queer, fuck off to r/unitedkingdom
>>52009513
Really?
Bit upset now desu
>>52009578
>t. paddy
opinion discarded
https://www.instagram.com/p/_ICySXqw0D/
me & the lads
>>52009570
rude
>>5200959
just
i literally fucked
fuck off
ree
doing an offence
essex
>>52009578
who fucking cares
h
o
c
a
r
e
s
>>52009570
Wonder if the Irish have learnt to grow more than one crop
really wanna travel to the era before dinosaurs and do something that would change the future forever lads
>>52009641
does heroin count as a crop
>>52009610
looks trill
id fuck with you homie
>>52009382
take pics for the lads lad
really wanna drop all canadians into a giant blender/food processor lads
I SAID ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL...?
>this one yank who tries too hard
>>52009686
block em lad, I did a while ago and /brit/ has improved infinitely in quality
too lazy to poo before bed
should i poo?
y/n
http://strawpoll.me/6242430
http://strawpoll.me/6242430
http://strawpoll.me/6242430
DISCLAIMER: i made you have to solve a captcha to vote on this one. can't have anyone botting.
>>52009704
> a yank trying too hard
Literally the definition of Canada
>>52009674
I've put the washing out but this is my bedding
Lads smoked weed earlier with my flat, was pretty fun. Going home tomorrow or maybe Sunday, will miss the city
There weren't supposed to be other Canadians besides me posting here
FUCK OFF
>>52009641
They live off EU welfare money now.
>the one leaf who can't control his autism
>>52009741
n o v a s c o t i a
>>52009728
turn flash on you mentalist
I CAN'T GET NO
>>52009739
for the first time? how old are you
>>52009775
Yeah, 19. Called the dealer from my phone bit scared desu
I don't fit in anywhere
>>52009790
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls
pleasantly surprised yankie
you're alright in my book la
need another film like this to watch lads
>>52009803
why do i continue to post with literal children
>>52009835
Lose some weight then, fat fuck
>>52009864
L'auberge espagnole
>>52009864
eternal sunset of the spotless mind
Nobody close to me
Nobody knows my name
>>52009853
normally i mostly listen to rap, but lately i've been listening to all sorts of shit
>>52009879
looks like someone died in the bed and emptied their bowels
Think this is the moment that i watch kon
>>52009879
Did you shit yourself
>>52009879
diluted bleach la
>>52009594
not even irish you spastic
>>52009624
not redditors
>>52009910
it's really dull desu
much better, funnier shows out there
>>52009899
absolutely love their Speaking in tongues album. good shit
>>52009907
this feels accurate
>>52009911
not quite
>>52009913
no that will kill me
>>52009914
yes
>>52009916
t. irosj flag
So fucking bored
Want to start volunteering
Where should I volunteer
>>52009957
my room
please sort it out
>>52009957
oxfam desu
>>52009957
Some center for raped women or something like that.
Damaged goods are easy to pick up
>>52009957
food bank
hospital
>>52009985
they;re not desu
>>52009957
don't do a charity shop like i did
you'll get bored out your mind and told off for accidentally short changing people
most fun was had sorting the books by A-Z, seeing what they had in...
>>52009939
abso ebin flag "banter" aren't you just the comic genuis
>>52010014
>don't do a charity shop like i did
went to volunteer at one of these once with my grandfather
it was cool as shit, we just sat in the back and messed around with electronics trying to fix them
>>52010014
don't short change people then you fucking muppet learn to count
>>52010027
Twat.
What time should I go to bed lads? Been going to bed around 7.30am this week want to get my sleep schedule back, should I just stay up all night and all day?
Requesting thailad
>>52009957
crisis at christmas
>>52010069
>thailad
who? if only there were a faq of some sort for all my thainonce questions
>>52010104
hmm yes that would be very usefull hmmm yess now thati s a good idea
>>52010068
Do you feel tired at the moment? If you go to bed now and set your alarm for about 12, you should be able to go to sleep at a normal time tonight.
>>52009957
Nursing home
>>52010036
im not very good at arithmetic in general
when they're expecting you to get on and you're on the only till with a queue gathering the pressure can get to you yknow senpai
you'd think in 2014 they'd have the till tell you how much change is owed
>>52010125
don't do this
quite literally freezing
bet all these bugs are loving it
i will crush them in the morning
>>52009957
St. Johns ambulance
>>52010140
why do you have bugs in your bed?
>>52009957
That charity where you keep lonely old people company.
It sounds like a nice thing to do but I couldn't bear to do it, loneliness and mortality all in one horribly depressing but altruistic package
>watch Baader Meinhoff Complex
>little nudey girls at the start
dunno what to do lads am I a criminal?
>>52010125
>>52010137
Volunteered in a nursing home
It was shit desu have me all the worst jobs
>>52010123
Feel tired but not sure if I wanna sleep, how hard will it be to stay up until 10pm today?
>>52010128
Most tills do m8. Cheap cunts.
>>52010063
yes, you are :)
LOVE how you extra flag cunts can never defend your tripfagging ways :)
>b-b-but im not really tripfagging
lmao
>>52010163
my wndow is open to remove the rancid smell from my room
>>52010206
why don't you clean up the vomit you swine?
>>52010196
not even me lmao
lmao
haha
*laughs*
>>52010196
WHO CARES
H
O
C
A
R
E
S
how do I put a thread in the thread watcher lads?
>>52010225
I have for the most part
Just don't know how to remove it from my mattress
>>52010192
If you're like me, you'll probably at least need a nap in the afternoon. Just make sure you don't sleep for too long or else you'll make your sleeping pattern even worse.
t. nocturnal lad
>>52010236
Click the heart
>>52010195
it was a charity i guess but if you want ppl to volunteer n shit you should invest in that stuff
>>52010236
If you have it on there should be a little yotsuba symbol (4 leaves) at the top of the thread and underneath it. Underneath it will be on the left of [Return] [Catalog], just click it. If it's not turned on, go into the options at the top and change it so it is.
New theory: the smell of sick is in my noise and/or mouth
solution: brush my teeth and clean my nose
Say me mister officer, what is it that you want from me?
I'm just another brick in this fascist regime society.
25% of my assignment done. It should have taken me about 20 minutes to get this far but I'm procrastinating so it's taken me 4 hours.
>>52010192
I've got to get up at 5am on Sunday but I usually wake up at 4pm in the afternoon so I'm gonna try and stay up till like 6pm so I wake up on time.
Aint looking forward to it desu
I'm just going to drink loads of water, might even go for a walk when it gets light and no one is around to keep myself refreshed or some shit.
>have to give something to one of my professors
>go during what I thought were their posted office hours
>apparently the times got changed or something, she wasn't there
>slide the assignment under her door
was this rude lads? i've literally not gone to office hours before
>>52010356
Email and say what you did and ask if it was okay and what you should do next time if unsure.
>>52010163
lad what the fuck is that image
>>52010356
fuck lad
good job thinking on your feet there
i probably would've just fucked off
>>52010356
That's not very safe, she could step on it, mistake it for rubbish and throw it in the bin. If you're getting marks for this assignment, you should have made sure she received it in person (or at least let reception forward it on to her if they do things like that).
>>52010287
>>52010281
can't find it desu
thread watcher is turned on and I remember seeing a little heart before but it's not there anymore
>>52010420
American porn
K-on downloaded
doing a watch
>>52010423
i feel like a bit of an asshole for it desu, but if i don't submit this fucking thing i'm guaranteed to fail the class
>>52010436
ENS department doesn't have a receptionist. I think there are dropboxes or something but nothing was labeled
>>52010281
>>52010287
found it now, it was greyed out so my brain just ignored it
>>52010356
are there no department dropboxes?
>>52010467
Prepare to be disappointed.
Unless you enjoy watching anime with cute girls and no plot, I'm not about it desu.
just woke up lads
NEVER ENDING GIRLS TALK
>>52010523
fuck off wageslave
POR EL CAMINO DEL DESIERTO
EL VIENTO ME DESPEINA
SUBE EL AROMA DE COLITA
LUNA, LUNA DE NADIE
ELLA A LO LEJOS
UNA LUZ CENTELA
LA IDEA DE MI ESTAR
QUEDAR POR LA NOCHE
ALLI ESTABA A LA ENTRADA
Y LAS CAMPANAS A SONAR
Y ME DI CON LLAMARME MISMO
QUE ES PUERTA DEL CIELO
ELLA ENCIENDE UNA VELA
EN MUESTRA DEL CAMINO
SUENAN VOCES EN EL CORREDOR
Y LO QUE INDICAN DICIENDO
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
SUCH A LOVELY PLACE
>>52010454
delete all those images from you pc and never mention them again
>>52010484
i walked past something resembling a dropbox but no one's name was on anything
A bunch of renovating got done recently so nothing is organized, the offices weren't even numbered for a while
>>52010530
I don't work on a Saturday you silly bugger aha
might read a k-on hentai
thinking of making a cup of tea
thoughts? opinions? critiques? advice?
>>52010742
I think it's an exceptional idea, Hertfordshire.
>>52010742
Brand?
>>52010742
this late?
better be green
>>52010454
>>52010163
>>52010610
Some fucking anons man, damn.
>>52010784
not a twink
>>52010760
Don't know desu, the teabags go into a big glass container for use
>>52010756
I agree
just don't want anyone to wake up during the process
IT'S NOT FAIR
TO DENY ME
OF THE CROSS I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME
>having awaifu that isnt Ui
explain
she is clearly best girl
>>52010801
only insects are triggered
>latenight /brit/
honestly dont remember it being this dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrTu4dFr-Ow
Hug your Mum
Want a californian gf who browses /brit/ and secretly wants a normie but settles with me
>>52010950
its Friday too
>>52011034
LOL, this can be arranged. My Australian friend is ignoring me rip
Can any of you lads identify this ship?
useful if you ever bump into a Russian fleet
>>52011086
perfect
>>52011086
Hello I am not ignoring you
PS do not hover over the flag
>>52011110
autism thread after thread
>>52011118
New Zealand...
5am? time for a cup of tea!
>>52011086
whisper sweet nothings into my ear again whilst i make a cup of tea
fucking hate this memelord but i always watch his videos when i'm hungry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNQWdP3c-c
>>52011134
nope its a Sovremennyy class Destroyer
you would have been blown up if this was 4real
I've never been to Asda at 5am.
It's nice.
>>52011110
Sovremenny
>>52011195
set up camp
>when u type like a retard on purpose so ppl think u black on twitter
had a think on my way downstairs and made a cup of coffee instead
where are the aussies?
did they really leave us for /balt/?
>>52011215
I'm PAYG, mobile internet is expensive
time to fuck off home
>>52011303
I am doing okay.
+Cannot smell sick anymore
+Will stay awake till normie hours
-Cannot sleep due to bed being covered in sick
-/brit/ is dead
My tea is now a coffee as I made a executive decision that it was the better option to suit my needs
>wasnt mentioned
>>52011346
Idk why brit is so dead tonight, where's the Australian shitposters
>>52011373
>implying i like you
>implying i dont respond to you out of pity
*pitys you*
>>52011377
in /balt/
just did a summon to them
hope they heed my call
>>52011383
im afraid that was the straw that broke the camels back
>>52011422
*does drugs*
*post a low resolution picture*
*tells you off about your internet browser*
This thread is literally all me and then jfs
waving my flag
>>52011441
"drugs"
67
fuck off cunt
make me, terrone
THE ITALIANS ARE BREEDING
>>52011502
yank please, im a friendly here
put this in full screen and pretend you're having dinner with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5V0tqhscR8
yo lads
i'm mandied off my tits haha
>>52011502
we need to breed to make up the numbers
*presents willy*
>>52011528
haha
>>52011528
WAHEY
good lad
finally one of hte lads shows up
i've been sick all over my bed
just banter though
>>52011537
We need purebred UK people here, if we breed it's gonna be some awful yank uk breed that no one wants.
>>52011541
absolutely fucked haha
>>52011558
good fucking lad haha
what did you do?
my parents are picking me up in a couple of hours and i'm worried i'm still gonna be pinging haha
>>52011564
yeah but i want to put my willy in a vagina
>>52011570
don't know
woke up and my bed was covered in sick, had a coffee and doing a all nighter and waiting until i am sober to sort it out
>>52011592
drugs or just alcohol?
>>52011601
just alcohol
its not even much more then usual
really annoying, reckon it might be related to my wisdom teeth growing in
>>52011618
fair senpai
dunno how i'm gonna sleep ngl
absolutely pinging still
Wonder how long it will be before someone else comes into the building. It's already 5:30 so they could come in any second now.
>>52011640
when did you take your last bomb?
you'll probably be fine senpai
im drink
does britian have any castles
>>52011675
couple of hours ago but mate my parents are bringing me home from uni in a couple of hours haha
gonna be cunted when they arrive
>>52011683
no
>>52011688
madman
when i went to a club london on mandy, i got really dehydrated so i got my dad to let me into the flat (wasn't planning on staying at his) and pretty sure he knew, never said anything though
>>52011709
haha mate i already told them i stopped doing any drugs so they're gonna fucking kill me if they realise
wew
already planning on getting off my tits in london in a few weeks too hah
>>52011709
>no
what the fuck good is you for then
>>52011740
life bro... just livin' you know...
>>52011731
wear sunglasses they won't suspect a thing
>>52011754
haha
sunglasses indoors and nodding my head to jack shit because i've got tunes stuck in my head
won't suspect a thing
>>52011767
hmm
you could also become a tranny muslim and wear a hijab, might also work
>>52011783
yeah mate i just tell them uni changed me and hopefully they'll accept me for who i am
just made bacon sandwich but not with bacon but with ham fried up
>>52011809
disgrace
>>52011809
wop
>>52011816
>t. chef
>>52011800
good luck la
>>52011828
safe senpai
>tfw no weed to start getting weird on
might just lie down for a bit and see what happens
>>52011828
>t. drunk
now going to get a "cafe machiato", fuck knows what of them is but sounds proper mint dunnit
>>52011840
would send you the theanine stuff i take to relax after droogs but i mean its quite hard desu
>>52011869
its "caffe' macchiato" m80
Going for a run the second it gets light out. Bit worried because my throat is like two sizes too big right now, but it's not like I have any choice. A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
>>52011869
It's a shot of espresso and a bit of foam. It's essentially a latte with no steamed milk.
>>52011870
yeah i need to actually be awake soon as well
come down tomorrow is gonna be horrific especially with my parents around
not good senpai, pretty silly of me to do this tonight desu
>>52011918
you could learn a lesson
nonetheless, the bridge is there, you just need to cross it
britons are pretty cool
i would probably let u guys shag my gf
>>52011949
already did without your permission desu haha
>>52011949
kuck
>>52011961
wahey
scheming a wank
drawing a cost benefit diagram of a wank
>>52011944
gonna do a smoke of a cig and lie down afterwards to see if it relaxes me for a bit desu
probably not doing me any good being on here all cunted
i'll see you tomorrow senpai xx
Getting the hang of being a hunter-killer Sub commander
>>52012000
good riddance to bad rubbish i say
>>52012000
good trips
have a good relax x
I'm geeked up on them bars lads (not really)
>>52012022
>t. christian deist
>>52012022
actually you might have info
I need to know what happened between 00:30 and 3:30
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52012089
If you post my legs I'm gonna be real angry
any girls around
need a girl
>why be sick in a lavatory when one can be sick upon oneself? a merry tale that will make, deary me, i suppose i could venture to call myself a "lad"! the hilarity of it!
me on the left, r8 pls lads
>>52012099
why?
>>52012112
withholding information from a investigation is a crime.
It was clearly not my intent to be sick in my sleep
>>52012123
post her legs
>>52012118
superior highlander genes
brainstorming a wank
>>52012020
why does the interface look like it's from the 80s?
what sort of meme autism simulator is this
>>52012123
Cause it's weird lad
>>52012101
What's up
>>52012145
whisper things into my ear again
>>52012145
i love your bow legs though
all the better to wrap around my waist
>>52012065
that film thing that i couldnt do, then played on skyrim for a bit, then ky put a kyary stream on, then played skyrim for quite a while longer not sure of the exact timescale
i wasnt fully involved in the threads and therefore you wont have missed anything of quality
>>52012144
because the game is from 1988
made by Sid Meier and easily the best Submarine simulator out there, in that its not too obtuse and hard to learn or enjoy but still complicated enough to allow for deep gameplay.
>>52012203
this reminds me of someone...
me...
>>52012118
me on the right
>>52012203
That was pretty cute tbhwy fām
>>52012225
the fact i can immediately recognize you from those first noises at the beginning is something i consider very odd
>>52012257
playing mid
what's your favourite gimmick this year lads
>>52012203
Italy's one good post.
>>52012166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vmkaPUxSCu
>>52012292
machine operating
>>52012298
that vocaroo is me from a few weeks ago
>>52012312
I TAKE IT BACK THEN
You lads want to mess around with Vocaroo?
having myself a good honest wank
ive been the wild rover for manys the year
>>52012357
YES, that's what I LIVE FOR
>>52012357
>>52012385
samefag
these balls are fucking tasty
